This information is hilarious, but well worth the read.Attention, ALL Trucker Convoy Participants:
Sometimes Karma needs a gentle shove. Other times it needs to shoved down the stairway!All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was to be the one in charge."I should be in charge," said the brain,
"Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,
"Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs
"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the Story?Even though the others do all the work...
The asshole is usually in charge.The same is true of all automobiles and trucks. Plug up the exhaust pipe and nothing moves. If the cops' cars and vehicles cannot move, they can't deploy to harass you or arrest you for trumped-up charges. The best way to plug up a tailpipe without causing major damage to the vehicle is to take a potato and jam it up the tailpipe with a rubber mallet. The larger the tailpipe, the larger the potato. Slam them in there! Potatoes are cheaper than tickets and arrests.
As you can see, the asshole is ALWAYS in charge!'Woke' crowd COCKWOMBLES are a LOT like Slinkies.https://imgflip.com/i/64h5h6