Lawyers, Losers And Liars

I have nothing against lawyers. In fact, that's why lawyers are buried 10-feet deep, because deep down under their really not that bad. That's a joke, I think.

Lawyers bilk their victims, preying upon families during the hard times of life, creating inexplicable mental anguish and emotional suffering. Court cases are deliberately delayed and clients are left in the dark, clueless what's going on as they're totally ignored by their attorney. The lawyer's total allegiance is to THE SYSTEM, and not to you as the client. “The System” as it's often called is a fraudulent weapon used by the globalists to destroy marriages and families, and rape their victims financially. They hate God, love money and are cruel thugs. Lawyers are the reason why the economic rape of America has been possible. Lawyers create confusion, bilk innocent people and destroy the middle-class...

Someone recently said to me that “lawyers are liars.” Admittedly, many lawyers do lie; but some lawyers, I think, are honest. I thank God for both of them. The system requires people to become dishonest to make it as a lawyer. The system is rigged, based upon confusing laws and not upon any sense of justice nor morality.

I think I've figured out why most lawyers are rotten, insulting, heartless, jerks. I think they go into the legal profession because they want money, and then when they start working as a lawyer they realize that they charge ridiculous fees in comparison to the actual work they do. They see struggling families come to them for legal help, and they and their partners in the firm bilk people for tens-of-thousands-of-dollars. I think over time that the guilt works on them, causing them to either get into a different profession or become hardened monsters. I can respect a man who quits being a lawyer, but I have more respect for a street pimp than I do for a lawyer who bilks people financially at rough times in their life. Lawyers prey upon the afflicted and hurting.

A lawyer was dating a young woman and she got pregnant. Her family refused to allow her to marry the lawyer, because they said they'd rather have a bastard in the family than a lawyer. That's the sad truth, because lawyers hurt people. Judges are no better, they're simply overpaid lawyers in black robes. Hell will be hot enough!

"The lawyer has learned how to flatter his master in word and indulge him in deed; but his soul is small and unrighteous... from the first he has practiced deception and retaliation, and has become stunted and warped. And so he has passed out of youth into manhood, having no soundness in him... " - Plato, 321 B.C.
"They have no lawyers among them for they consider them as a sort of people whose profession it is to disguise matters." - Sir Thomas Moore, 1516.
"God works wonders now and then; Behold! a lawyer, an honest Man." - Benjamin Franklin, 1733.
"It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour." - Thomas Jefferson.
"One useless man is called a disgrace. Two or more are called a law firm." - John Adams, 1776.
"The mere title of lawyer is sufficient to deprive a man of public confidence... The most innocent and irreproachable life cannot guard a lawyer against the hatred of his fellow citizens." - John Quincy Adams, 1787.
"When the president does it, that means it is not illegal." - Richard M. Nixon, Attorney.
"I don't give a shit what happens. I want you to stonewall it, let them plead the Fifth Amendment, cover up, or anything else... " - Richard M. Nixon, Attorney.
Which of these Watergate thugs were lawyers: Richard Nixon, John Mitchell, Spirow Agnew, G. Gordon Liddy, John Dean, Charles Colson, Robert Mardian, Herbert Kalmbach, John Ehrlichman, Donald Segretti? All of them.
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." - Dan Quayle, Attorney.
More than half of the presidents of the U.S. have been lawyers.
Two-thirds of the world's lawyers are in the U.S.
"A man who never graduated from school might steal from a freight car. But a man who attends college and graduates as a lawyer might steal the whole railroad." - Theodore Roosevelt.
How can you tell when times are really hard? Lawyers walk around with their hands in their own pockets.
"The law is a sort of hocus-pocus science that smiles in your face while it picks your pocket." - H.L. Mencken.
One-third of the $25 billion awarded each year in liability lawsuits goes to the lawyers.
"When there's a rift in the lute, the business of the lawyer is to widen the rift and gather the loot." - Arthur Garfield Hays.
What's the difference between a leech and a lawyer? A leech let's you go after you're dead.
What's the difference between a callgirl and a lawyer? A callgirl returns calls.
What's the difference between a vulture and a lawyer? Frequent-flier points.
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a garbage-eating bottom-dweller and the other is a fish.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche with two lawyers in it? A porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
Why does a lawyer wear a necktie? To stop his foreskin from slipping over his head.
How do you know when a lawyer lies? His lips move.
What does a lawyer do after he dies? He lies still.
"As we watched Judge Clarence Thomas's Supreme Court confirmation hearings, all of the commentators said the same thing: 'One of these people in the room is lying.' Do you believe that? You've got two lawyers and 14 senators in the room, and only one of them is lying?" - Jay Leno.
"The problem is not that you can buy a congressman for $10,000 but that you can buy a Washington lawyer for $100,000." - Nicholas Johnson, former FCC Commissioner.
Why do they bury lawyers twelve feet deep? Because deep down they are good people.
A lawyer in San Diego changed professions to became a used-car salesman. He was trying to improve his professional image.
A pickpocket, a prostitute, and a lawyer are in a boat that has run out of gas near an island. The pickpocket gets into the water to swim ashore for help. Immediately several sharks head straight at him. He gets back into the boat in a hurry. The same thing happens to the prostitute. So the lawyer jumps into the water and swims ashore. Afterwards they ask him how come the sharks didn't attack him? "Professional courtesy," he replies.
Did you know that laboratories are replacing rats with lawyers? There are three reasons: There are more lawyers than rats,rats are cuter, and lab workers don't get so attached to lawyers.
Why do doctors like operating on lawyers? Because there's no guts, no heart, and their blood runs cold.
A lawyer got a girl pregnant and offered to marry her. But her parents refused. Why? "Because it's better to have a bastard in the family rather than a lawyer."
In a cemetery, a guy sees a tombstone that reads, "Here lies a lawyer and a Christian." "Wow," he thinks, "Why did they bury two guys in the same grave?"
One day, the gate between heaven and hell breaks. St. Peter calls the devil. "What do you want?" growls the devil. "It's your turn to fix the gate, according to our agreement," St. Peter says. The devil replies that he won't fix the gate. St. Peter says, "I'll sue you for breaking our agreement." The devil replies, "Oh yeah? Where will you get a lawyer?"
How do you know that God is a lawyer? He made chaos and darkness first.
There was a man who was going to die, and he wanted to take his money with him. So he gave his minister, his doctor, and his lawyer each $1 million to put in his casket when he died. The man died, and the preacher put the million dollars in the casket. The doctor put in $500,000, saying the man would never know. The lawyer said, "I put the whole million in the casket." It was a check for $1 million.
Two farmers each claimed to own a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the lawyer milked it. - Jewish parable.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Lawyers don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw their clients.
Why was the lawyer buried up to his head in sand? Because they ran out of sand.
Why don't lawyers go to the beach? Because cats keep trying to cover them up.
What happened when a lawyer stepped into some cowdung? He thought he was melting.
What's brown and black and looks good on a well-dressed lawyer? Two doberman pinschers.
What do you get when you cross a goat and a lawyer? Nothing; there are some things even a goat won't do.
How do you keep a lawyer from drowning? You take your foot off his head.
Where's the best place to find a lawyer? At the bottom of a river.
What do you call a hundred lawyers chained together on the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
What do you call a vintage Rolls-Royce limo with lawyers in every seat but one going over a cliff? A crying shame.
What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead lawyer on the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
How come San Quentin has all the criminals and Washington all the lawyers? San Quentin got first choice.
What do you do if you find yourself in a room with Hitler, Mussolini, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets? Shoot the lawyer twice.
What do you call an attorney with an IQ of less than fifty? Your honor.
"If all the lawyers were hanged tomorrow, and their bones sold to a mahjongg factory, we'd be freer and safer, and our taxes would be reduced by almost half." - H.L. Mencken.
"During the mid-1980s the dairy industry had its own plan to limit production, the "whole herd buyout." Dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. Hell, even homeless welfare babies were drinking moo juice. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million dairy cows. How come the government never does anything like this this with lawyers?" - P.J. O'Rourke, 1991.

To be a lawyer is to agree to cooperate with a corrupt system in America. The same is true of doctors. If you go to school to become a doctor, the big drug companies control the schools. So the doctors are taught to push drugs, drugs, drugs. If they don't, they'll lose their license. You have no choice. You have to prescribe drugs. Since doctors are NOT pharmacists, they are forbidden legally from forming an opinion about the drugs they prescribe. LEGALLY (and this ties in with lawyers), doctors are required by law to prescribe certain drugs for certain systems, AS ESTABLISHED BY LAW.

You have to understand that the law in America is NOT based upon what's right or wrong. Oftentimes the law is far, far away from what is right. The system therefore is evil and corrupt. So to be a doctor doesn't give anyone the freedom to be creative or try different things. They are required BY LAW (or they can be sued) to treat patients with accepted treatments (the cut, burn and poison methods). The Federal Food And Drug Administration (FDA) is extremely corrupt. The FDA even has management that came straight from the Big Pharma drug companies. They have a vested interest. Talk about a major conflict of interest! This is why I say that the entire legal system is corrupt and dishonest.

Even police are not allowed top make their own decisions of right and wrong. Rather, cops are required to enforce and uphold the law, no matter how wrong it may be. Abortion is cold-blooded murder, but the evil U.S. Supreme Court ruled in 1972 that the fetus in its mother's womb is not a human being. The law now says that same-sex marriage is acceptable. God calls it a sinful abomination. God hates sin. God hates homosexuality.

The following Scripture teaches that if you voluntarily go to work for evil, then you are a wicked person...

Notice that the Bible says “servants,” not slaves. A servant is free to quit at any time, a slave is not. Lawyers willingly work for a morally sleazy system, making them sleazy themselves. America's court system is unfair, catawampus and perverts justice thousands of time every day nationwide. Prosecutors want convictions, caring not for justice. Lawyers want money and are loyal first and foremost to THE SYSTEM.

Lawyers work deals with the judge and prosecutor behind closed doors. If you're in the legal system, you are left out of the picture. When a woman sinfully files for divorce, the lawyers take it from there. All of your assets (home, car, possessions, et cetera) are taken away from you and the court decides who gets what. It's all out of your hands. Justice is often a million miles away from the court's final decision.

I heard Pastor Owens preach an excellent sermon titled, “Fathers Harden Not Your Heart.” Pastor Owens observes that people working in hard professions (doctors, morticians, et cetera) often become cold and heartless. I think that's what happens to lawyers. It's a dirty line of work, in a corrupt system. Police also have a rough job. Being a truck mechanic is a very difficult line of work (you're always getting hurt physically). But at least being a mechanic is an honest profession (unless you're a dishonest mechanic). Being a judge or a lawyer is a dishonest living in America by profession (there's no way to clean it up), because the criminals at the top control everything below. The Bible says if a leader is a liar, then all of his servants are evil. If you willingly work for evil (driving a booze truck, a nurse in an abortion clinic, a paralegal for a crooked lawyer, et cetera), then the Bible says you are also evil. You are a wicked person because you partake of evil deeds.

You couldn't pay me ten times the going rate to be a lawyer, because the entire system is based upon corrupt laws, unfair laws and the agendas of this feminist, homosexual, child murdering generation. I wouldn't become a medical doctor either, because I'd be required BY LAW (some of the corrupt laws I'm talking about) to prescribe dangerous drugs to my patients. I could lose my license if I were a doctor if I told a woman that she is rebellious and needs to make peace with God to remedy her depression. By law I would be required to prescribe an anti-depressant drug to the patient. Most people are depressed because they are striving against their Maker in Heaven. Drugs is the last thing the need. America is governed by man's corrupt, agendacized, biased laws (most of which have been written and passed by moneyed interests). Greedy insurance companies wrote the ObamaCare healthcare laws. It's all a big, sad, joke!

I took the photo to the left. Isn't that a great rainbow? I love rainbows, which are a reminded that God keeps His promises (particularly not to destroy the earth again by flood). Albeit, the rainbow is a token of God's integrity, honesty and goodness.

Everything is so messed up today in America. Doctors have to push dangerous drugs which kill hundreds-of-thousands of patients every year. Lawyers have to push a corrupt legal system that is unfair and biased against fathers and husbands. Many realtors are greedy crooks, who are dishonest and withhold information that is going to cost you much money.

Thankfully, God sees every person's heart and will judge them accordingly as Proverbs 24:12 teaches, “If thou sayest, Behold, we knew it not; doth not he that pondereth the heart consider it? and he that keepeth thy soul, doth not he know it? and shall not he render to every man according to his works?” Whether doctor, lawyer or realtor, God sees if there's the slightest bit of dishonesty and greed that causes someone else to lose, suffer or receive the short end of the stick. Jesus warned in Matthew 7:1-5 that God will judge men and women by the SAME STANDARD by which they judge others. If you bilk someone for excess money, simply because you can, God will do the same to you one day in eternity.

1st Timothy 6:10, “For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.” Many lawyers have a reputation for being greedy, harsh, rude, abrupt, insulting and short-tempered. God will judge them accordingly on Judgment Day. Matthew 7:2, “For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.” God will be a tyrant toward those lawyers who were tyrants.

Lesbians and homosexuals thrive in today's evil court system. It's an abomination.

Jesus said in Matthew 12:36 that all men will give account to God for EVERY WORD SPOKEN ... “But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.” If men will be judged by God for even the words they speak, then many lawyers have much to fear. When those lawyers stand before God, they will tremble in fear. Their day of reckoning is coming!

Lawyers seem to have their own code of ethics by which they live, which is nothing short of legalized crime; but the Word of God says in Matthew 7:12, “Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.” Lawyers would never want anyone to take advantage of them like they do others, treating people like garbage and ignoring their clients. Mark 4:24, “And he said unto them, Take heed what ye hear: with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you: and unto you that hear shall more be given.” Matthew 7:2, “For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.”

Matthew 24:12, “And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.”

Jesus said in Matthew 24:12 that the love of many would wax cold in the end times because of iniquity (unpunished evil). All of the blatant crimes in government today have caused people to become cold hearted. The Bible doesn't say they have no love; but rather, it says that their love will grow cold.

The word “iniquity” doesn't refer to sin; but rather, unpunished evil. It refers to all the sin, crimes and wickedness in American society today and nothing is being done about it. Gays are getting married and there's nothing being done to stop it. Children are being sinfully INDOCTRINATED with the bogus lies that they evolved from apes and stardust, and the Communists are getting away with it (so it seems). It's so frustrating, that the love of many are waxing cold. People are getting fed-up and tired. They still have love, but it's buried beneath a calloused heart.

The Bible says in Proverbs that the tender mercies of the wicked are cruel. In other words, wicked people think they're doing you a favor, but in reality they are cruel and inhumane. The global elite and genocists sincerely think that they're helping humanity by killing off the poor and the needy from among men. They think unknowingly sterilizing people through vaccinations and GM seeds are a good thing. God says they are wicked and cruel. Lawyers bilk people for $13,000 and then give $2,000 back to make themselves feel better. In many cases even the client feels like they got a deal. In reality lawyers are liars, crooks and thieves.

A lawyer will clean you out financially, lie to scare you, and laugh at you all the way to the bank. Lawyers are the trash of society. If you've ever been degraded by a lawyer, consider the type of scum that they are, doing anything for money. Lawyers are nothing but courtroom whores, and the judges are pimps. They work together in an immoral business intended to make filthy lucre. They control the game, they manipulate the rules, they sell justice, they prosecute the poor, and they blaspheme God. Of course, lawyers defend their illicit business and blame the public.