Ndifumana ividiyo ngokuhlwanje kwindawo
yentselo yendawo enye apha ukuba
ndifumana ividiyo apho
ndamkelwe khona ngokwasentlalweni ngokuba ngumntu
wesini ngaphandle kwekhabethe enxibe i-
glam esenza idilesi kunye nesiketi kwaye
uyazi nantoni na ukuba isendlwini yam
ibekwe ibala ngokupheleleyo kwaye
ndiyabethwa ngenxa yendlu yam ngokunxiba
usuku lwam lokuzalwa kulo nyaka ubuyela kuJanuwari
bendikukuqaqamba ndidiniwe
ngokuqinisekileyo bendinxibe kwaye lonke olu hlobo lwezinto
wabethwa umhla wam wokuzalwa ngoJanuwari ke
ngeli xesha
ibingengoJanuwari nje kuphela ibinguJanuwari phambi komhla
wokuzalwa kwam unyaka ongaphambi kokuba
nam ndiphantse ndabethwa ngokuqinisekileyo
ndileqwa endlini bendinemifanekiso
yevidiyo kuloo Ijelo lam ke lonke
olu dushe lwenzeke kum
kwaye belusenzeka iminyaka ke ezo
ibizezimbini ezazifana neziganeko
eziphambeneyo ezenzeka malunga nempelaveki yomhla
wokuzalwa kwam kwaye ke okwangoku
andibhiyozeli uJanua wam
Imihla yokuzalwa ngenxa yokuba bebandezeleka
kakhulu ndinamaphupha amabi
malunga namava anje ngathi
ayinto eyoyikekayo ngoko ke awusabhiyozeli
loo mihla yokuzalwa kwakhona
ndibhiyozela into endiyibiza ngokuba lusuku lwam
lokuzalwa oluyimini yam bizarro ndicinga ukuba
inendandatho engcono kuyo bizarro bday eyona nto ichasene
ngqo
nomhla wokuzalwa kwakho ukuba unosuku
lokuzalwa olubi kakhulu uxolile njengokuzalwa ndifana
nokugquma kancinane kuba bendinebhiya
ngokuhlwanje
ukuba isela ii- $ 2 PVR's ke iintsuku zam ze-Bizarro
NgoJulayi kanye nje ngeenyanga ezintandathu
emva kosuku lwam lokuzalwa
oluchaseneyo nonyaka
okanye enye into engathandekiyo efana
nosuku lwakho lokuzalwa lusuku lokuzalwa onokuba
nalo ukuba ungazalelwa kwelinye
icala uyayazi into esiyithandayo
unyaka ndicinga ukuba kunjalo um ngeyona
mpelaveki izayo yile ndicinga ukuba
inguJulayi 6 okanye enye into,
ndifumana usuku olungelulo kuloo nto,
ewe, ewe, uyakuba ngathi uyimpelaveki ezayo
okanye enye into. Njengokuba kanye
ndicinga malunga nokuba nini kodwa kunjalo
ngo-Julayi kunye ne-mmm kuqhubeka apha II
ndinayo le vidiyo yokuthetha
kwimeko apho kuhlala khona ikhaya lam
apho ngokucacileyo ekhaya
ndijongeka ndikhathazekile.
Ngokubanzi kwindalo esingqongileyo
andinakuthetha kakhulu kwezo vidiyo
ndazihlukumeza ekhaya ukuba
bayabona ukuba ndithumela ividiyo
ngokucacileyo ndisengozini kwezo meko ngalo
lonke ixesha kwaye nangona ibikhona
iminyaka yala manqaku ihlala
ikuloo meko ikhupha imeko
okanye imeko apho ndithunyelwe khona II iividiyo
bendikhe ndadlula kwinto yokuba
nengxabano engacacanga bayandihlukumeza kwaye banogonyamelo kum kwaye
bayingozi kum Usapho
olukuloo meko lubi kakhulu yiyo loo
nto ezo vidiyo
zikwindawo leyo kunqabile ukuba ndijike ikhamera yevidiyo
kwinto leyo
ke nokuba kunjalo ndifana nokungcakaza kancinci
kodwa ndikwindawo eyonwabileyo ndiyathemba
ukuba t heyi angabonisa kule vidiyo
kancinci ukuba ndonwabile xa ndibonakala
ngaphandle kwekhabethe ndithetha
ukuba bendiphuma egumbini kwaye ukusukela ngo-2011
ngokunyaniseka ndalitshintsha igama lam laba ligama lam lokudlulisa
kwiminyaka eyadlulayo kwaye oku kungu-2019 ngoku
sekulixesha ukuba ibilishumi
elinanye kuphela kwaye ibilixesha elide ngoku
ke kufanelekile ukuba
ndikhankanye nabani na othanda ukuba
yinxalenye yeevidiyo ezikwi-Intanethi ndiyayixabisa
ndilila kwaye andizithobi
kwaye andifani nokuba uyazi i-troll ye-intanethi
kum ndiyayixabisa yonke loo nto kuye
nawuphina umntu okhathala
kakhulu kuba andinguye uthe oh kwaye
ndihlala ndinje Andazi ukuba ngubani
okhathalayo andazi ukuba ngubani ozenza ngathi
uyakhathala andizazi ezi zinto
ingakumbi xa ungowasemzini ngokupheleleyo
kodwa akunamsebenzi ukuba ndihlangabezana
nabantu bemihla ngemihla abazenza ngathi bayamva
kwaye abenzi njalo nantso ingxaki kwaye
intlalo yethu ihlala ihleli ke ndi doi Ndikwenza
konke oku kodwa konke kuyo yonke le nto bendifuna
ukuyithetha kule vidiyo ukuba uyakhathala kwaye
ubona ezi vidiyo
ndingathanda ukuba ndifuna ukuzithetha
ngobubele kuwe kuba ndiyakukhathalela
kwaye nawe Ndabelana ngenkxalabo yakho
nam nangona mhlawumbi ndingaphenduli
kwangoko ukubalisa
amagqabantshintshi endikuwo kukho uxinzelelo olukhulu kwindalo endikuyo
olusuka kwi-psoriasis endiyenzayo
kwakukubi kakhulu nantoni
na endiyifundayo Iipesenti ezingamashumi alithoba anesithoba
zexesha ngumntu ohluphayo
kwaye ayikokuzibaxa ukuthetha
ukuba phantse lonke ixesha ndijonga
kwifowuni yam ndibona amagqabantshintshi
athobekileyo kwaye azikhukhumalisayo kwaye
andazi ukuba abo bantu baqonda ukuba ndiyintoni ' m
skrini abo ngenxa yokuba imbi kakhulu
andazi ukuba kutheni abantu
bendinika amagqabaza amabi
kakuhle yinkcubeko yokuba masimjongele phantsi lo
mntu de babe yindlela
esifuna ukuba babe yiyo leyo
uyazi ukuba ubuyile kwaye inoba uyayazi
isuti okanye uyazi ubuyile kwijean eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka
obuyinxibile xa ungathanda ukuba
nobuganga bokutyala imali
belamba ukulondolozela ukutyala imali ngefashoni ephezulu
ke yonke loo nto ngathi zonke ezo
zinto zibandakanyekile kunzima kum ukuba
ndifunde izimvo kodwa ndiyaqaphela ukuba kukho
izimvo ngabantu abakhathalayo
ndifuna ukutsho kwabo
bathanda ukuthetha le nto kubo bonke abantu kodwa ndiyabaxabisa
kakhulu abo
bafikayo kwaye ndifuna ukuthi um ndiyathemba
wonke umntu obukele ezi vidiyo nokuba
ungubani ndiyathetha ukuba ndingathanda ukuba
ndingabizwa ngegama
endibizwa lusapho lwam xa ubona ezi
vidiyo
ligama abandibiza ngalo kwiividiyo ezinento yokwenza ne
-transphobia yabo njengoko ndisazi kakuhle
yintoni igama lam lokudlulisa ndiyazi
kakuhle bayazi ukusukela kwinqanaba
lokuba nditshintshe igama lam ngo-2011
okanye ingoma yenqanaba lentlalontle endikhethwe kuyo i-11
bayayazi ngeloxesha
kwaye abakhathali ngokungathi akukho nanye
kwezo nkxalabo ke zigcina c ukundibiza ngegama olivayo kwiividiyo ukuba ayisiyo eyam kwaye ayisiyiyo nantoni na endiyihambileyo kuninzi lwento bendinokuyithetha
kwiminyaka
elishumi edlulileyo kodwa ke
ndikwafuna ukukhusela isazisi sam
andizukuyikhankanya le vidiyo
kuba ndihlukunyezwa kakhulu
andazi ukuba ndenza konke okusemandleni am kwaye ukuba
undikhathalele yinto eyoyikekayo ndingabuza
ukuba uza kubhekisa kuwe
nakweyiphi na indlela kwaye sisebenzisa igama kwaye
le kuphela kwento endinokucinga
ngayo enokundibhekisa
ngokungqalileyo ayizukuba
ligama lam eliqhelekileyo endizama ukuba
liliso labucala kancinci inqanaba
kunjalo ewe ewe II ndingabuza ukuba
usebenzise igama elingu-cipher eliligama
elingathathi cala kwezesini kuba uyazi ukuba
kuvakala ngathi
ligama elivakalayo elingaqhelekanga alichazwanga kwisini
kwaye lelinye igama lika-zero ukuze
uMike andenze ndicela ndikubuze ngobubele
ukuba uyafuna ukungandibhekiseli njengeBourne
n Amehlo
ukuba usapho lwam lundibiza ukuba ndenze ungakwenza okanye
ungathanda ukuba basebenzise xa
benditshutshisa ubukhulu becala kwezi vidiyo
unganceda usebenzise igama le-cipher elinokuthi lifane
nokuba uyazi igama elithi
cipher liyafana no-zero ndicinga ukuba
khetha i-cipher ene-C encedayo
kancinci kuba ayilogama lam le-
Bourne elingelogama lam
endilisebenzisa eluntwini xa ndiphumile
kwimeko nantsi indawo emnandi
apho ndikufutshane nabantu
kunzima kuba kuba kwenzeka ukuba bazi
malunga neevidiyo abanokundixhaphaza ngenxa
yezizathu ezifanayo kwaye andiyazi
umntu onokuvele alungise imeko yam
ndiya ekhaya apho
ndibethwa khona ke ukuba usapho lwam luyazi
ngezi vidiyo Kuyingozi ke
ndizama ukuphuma kuloo meko
ngoko nangoko ukuba andinako okanye ukusondela kangangoko
ndinakho kwaye njengemeko enzima
yimeko enzima eyahlukileyo
bendifuna nokukhankanya amagama i-boot
goofin entsha kumvelisi ngubani oqhakamshelane nam
kutshanje ngubani pecified ukuba
bathunyelwe kum ngusaziwayo kunye
nomyalezo obhaliweyo kwaye ndiyathetha nje ngale
nto andicaphukanga kangako xa ndijonga kwividiyo yam
apha apho ndikwindawo
yentlalo ke ndingathi andiyenzi ' Ndifuna
ukuba kwividiyo engavakaliyo xa
ndithetha naloo mntu ukuba ngumntu
osemthethweni okhathalayo andazi
ukuba yitroli ye-intanethi okanye akunjalo kodwa
ndenza konke okusemandleni kuloo meko kutheni kulungile
ukuba oku ngumvelisi okwenzeka ukuba
anxulunyaniswe ndide ndizive ndimbi ndisithi
uChris ehh kulungile ungaziva kakubi andazi
ukuba unxulumene na lomntu andiyiyo
ver ulwazi lwam mhlawumbi
inamanqaku athile ukuba ngumntu osemthethweni ovela
kuChristina URicci ozama ukufikelela kum
ndifuna ukuthi enkosi
ngokufikelela kum
kwaye ndinombulelo ongazenzisiyo kuwe
ndinyanisekile kwaye ndongeze kakhulu ukulahleka
kwamagama ngokungagungqiyo kuba bendingalindelanga
nto kwaphela kwaye ukuba kunje
ngokunyanisekileyo ukufikelela kubantu
abaphakamileyo kumashishini
abo endiwabonayo Ukumsebenzela ekusebenzeni ngendlela yam
ukuze ndikwazi ukuba kwifashoni kunye nomzi
mveliso wefilimu ubuncinci kulo naliphi na inqanaba
endinokusebenza kulo ngelixa
bendisokola bendisoloko ndingumenzi wefilimu iminyaka
emininzi ngoku ndenza iifilimu
kakhulu kwaye Ndinomdla kwimiboniso bhanyabhanya
yeentlobo ezininzi ezahlukeneyo kangangokuba
ndigxile ikakhulu
ekuthetheni ngobuchule kwisigcawu se-
parody malunga nabantu abathandana nabantu abathandana nabantu abathandana nabantu abathandana nabanye kwaye sidlulisa
abantu bebonke kancinci lbgtq kunye
nawe uyazi wonke umntu ecaleni
kwembonakalo yinxalenye yomdla wam ngokubhekisele kubuchule
bam bokuyila konke
okubandakanya ukuba uyazi iflegi yomnyama
yonke into kwaye ndiyazichaza
ngeziganeko ezinesithuba
somnyama kwaye ndicinga ukuba kungenzeka
ukuba andifikele ngale ndlela kwaye
Ndifikelele kuye ngendlela
yakhe kwaye intle loo nto kuye kwaye ndiyayixabisa kakhulu
ke ukuba konke oku kunxibelelene
naye kuyamangalisa nokuba yeyiphi
na imeko xa umlimi
enxibelelana nam ndiyi yixabise kwaye
kule mpelaveki ndigqibe kwelokuba ndifumane
ividiyo engakumbi yokuthetha nje ngezo
meko andazi ukuba yeyiphi eyona ndlela ingcono
yokwenza oko kodwa kungcono kakhulu ukuba
ndithethe kwigumbi langasese ngoku apho ndikhoyo
kwibha yendawo emva koko ukuthetha endlwini yam
kuba kuyingozi kakhulu kuloo
meko ndenza konke okusemandleni ukuphuma
apho kodwa abayi
kundibhatala umvuzo omncinci kwaye bububi obunjalo kwaye
intlekele enjalo ndihlala kamnandi
kuyo Nditsho ndiphila ngokutya ngemini kwaye
kuphelele apho ke
ndize ebharini kwaye uyazi ukuba ndithenga iibhiya ezi- $ 2
yile nto ndiyenzayo kwaye
ngeempelaveki kukuthengwa kweebhiya ezimbini zeedola
kwimivalo yalapha sinethemba Akunyanzelekanga
ukuba ndihlawule ikhava yentlawulo
kuba andinamali ingako kum yiyo ke eyona nto
ndiyenzayo kwaye ndinxiba le makeup
ndingenakukwazi ukuyinxiba le
fashoni endiyityalileyo kwiminyaka eliqela
eyadlulayo ndihleli kwi savings
ke phofu ndenza okusemandleni am
andikhange ndichebe kodwa bendizokucheba
ngokuhlwanje andibanga b kuba ngumhla wokuzalwa kaFrida
Kahlo kule mpelaveki ke
bendifana nokubhiyozela uFrida
Kahlo ufana nqwa nokuba
yintshatsheli yabantu abangabesini esahlukileyo abe yenye
yeemodeli zalo naluphi na uhlobo kwinkulungwane yama-20
owayeneenwele zobuso njengomfazi kwaye
ndiyamthanda kakhulu ngenxa yoko ndigqibe
kwelokuba kulungile Frida calles birthday
kule mpelaveki kwaye ndiyamthanda
ndigqibe kwelokuba ndingachebi kwaphela nangona ndichebe
izolo ngobuchwephesha yonke le nto iyintsimbi
yesihlanu ngentseni izolo
Ukuthumela nje le vidiyo
ngembeko yokuhlonipha yena
kanjalo nembeko yabantu abafikelela
kum ukuba babek 'esweni
ngokwenyani okwenzekayo kule meko
ebomini bam ndizama ukuphuma apho
kodwa Kunzima kwaye ngokoqobo
kulondolozo olubonakala ngathi luphantsi
kakhulu komvuzo omncinci
ukunyaniseka kwaye ukuba uChristine
ricci undijongile kwaye undikhathalele kwaye
uthanda ukujonga imeko yam ngalo lonke
olo lwazi ndiluthumeleyo okanye Ukuthi
ndinguye andazi ukuba kukho amakhadi
endimxabisa kakhulu kuba
ungaphaya kwakhe nabani na endinokucinga ngaye kwaye inyani
yokuba angakhathala kwaphela hayi
kwinqanaba lomntu ingaphaya kwayo nantoni na