**jeremiah

>>8981204
try Eziekiel 11:11

0_0

Pennsylvania reporting in! Nothing to see yet. Full moon is still in the sky. Nothing strange going on yet.

I'll be eating lemons on Eleven-Eleven.

>>8981227
Complete overcast in Philadelphia currently...

Everything good in michigan

southern california here. went to take out the garbage a couple hours ago. Noticed how pretty and bright the full moon was other than that nothing goin on here.

>>8981202
Nothing is going to happen. How do I know? I'm a fucking wizard, that's how I know.

Don't look into the sky for answers - look at your testicles. That's where the end will emerge, you see...

> 11

>>8981231
what part of philly do u live in

>>8981251
im masturbating

>>8981253
Northeast Philadelphia, here.

>>8981246
watch this be the day that something DOES happen.

>jokes on us

i should probably masturbate or something....anon's got the right idea...also popcorn. Im gonna make some popcorn.

>>8981261
i lived in neast philly til 2 years ago. suburbsfag here

Harrisburg PA here. Overcast.. just the ominous glow of the moon.

>>8981267
We miss you.

>>8981272
lol why are we looking at the moon? btw moons quite bright near philly if that means anything

>>8981266
Nope, nothing is going to happen on a global scale. You however, are going to have a very... interesting day.
>Mother fucking wizard.

>>8981276

Have fun in America.
6:40pm here in Australia and everything is dandy.

>>8981307
>implying america isnt the only country that matters.

>>8981307
do you have pet kangaroos and shit?

>>8981314
American here. We're completely jealous of Australia's upside down nature.

>>8981326
must suck to be australian. constant blood rushing to your head :/

>>8981277
update: there's four guys on horses flying around. the fuck's this shit

>>8981329
Yeah, but kangaroo blowjobs...

>>8981322
I've got seven of the cunts.

>>8981339
I wonder how fucking it's pouch would feel...

fap til we die playas

>>8981346
Much better if only it's tail didn't steal your wallet as it happens...

>>8981361
you could fuck it's pouch and get the tail to shoot up your ass. my god...

10:18 here in NZ
Average day except i have a headache from cycling into the wind

Just went on to earthcam to find the hoover dam cam. And its not coming up in the search anymore. I JUST Searched it yesterday and watched it for like 20 minutes, and searched it multiple times after that to check up on it. Came up every time.

Holy fucking i dont even know what the fuck

don't beat off guys, save it till tomorrow, WHERE THE REAL BRIX ARE GONNA BE SHAT

by the way Palestine is making its POSTPONED bid for nationhood today. the original deadline was october 31st, but it was pushed back (for some pagan illuminati ritual sacrifice or something like that).

You be the judge.

>>8981208
>>8981202
citations, please.

>>8982178
the fuck are u talking about?

>>8982199
>citing the bible
>not wearing your retard helmet

http://www.richardsilverstein.com/tikun_olam/2011/10/20/un-security-council-to-vote-november-11th-on
-palestinian-statehood/

take it or leave it. Google it mother fucker.

>>8982311
Can we stop absurd, endless wars, please?

>>8982316
i would like to, but certain individuals insist on taking off their retard helmets, then get too sensitive to their surrounding environment of people with IQ's above 90.

Jeramiah 9:11

And I will make Jerusalem a heap of ruins, and a den of jackals; and I will make the cities of Judah desolate, without an inhabitant.

and Jeramiah 11:11

Therefore thus says the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon them, which they shall not be able to escape; and though they shall cry unto me, I will not hearken unto them.

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Both doom and gloom statements about Israel if it doesn't mend its ways... Umm, kind of in the So What category as far as predictions go, thought 'den of jackals' is cool turn of phrase, can't deny that.

>>8982320
I wasn't talking about you and me, retard!

The 11th hexagram of the I Ching (religious text, divination tool, also one of the oldest known books on earth): T'ai (Peace), basically denotes a time of complete social harmony.

Wait.. Jeremiah was a bullfrog..
All this is LIES!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2wutEzjy_E

>>8982359

And was a good friend of mine.

>>8981307
40 minutes till the 12th here in Perth, Australia. You mad apocalypsefags?

12:24 here in Argieland, the mongoloids are still alive. Sad, really.

>2011
>still taking religious advice from desert goatherds who were probably hallucinating half the time

Numbers 11:11

He asked the LORD, “Why have you brought this trouble on your servant? What have I done to displease you that you put the burden of all these people on me?

(the one that asked is moses)

1 Corinthians 13:11

"New International Version (©1984)
When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me."

clearly states the world will end

Luke 11:9

New International Version (©1984)
"So I say to you: Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

world ending here too

Luke 11:10

New International Version (©1984)
For everyone who asks receives; he who seeks finds; and to him who knocks, the door will be opened.

world's going to blow up

Luke 11:11

New International Version (©1984)
"Which of you fathers, if your son asks for a fish, will give him a snake instead?

we're all screwed now

Mark 11:11

New International Version (©1984)
Jesus entered Jerusalem and went to the temple. He looked around at everything, but since it was already late, he went out to Bethany with the Twelve.

apocalypse foretold

1 Samuel 16:7
New International Version (NIV)
7 But the LORD said to Samuel, “Do not consider his appearance or his height, for I have rejected him. The LORD does not look at the things people look at. People look at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart.”

If you take 16 and subtract 7 you get 9 then add 1 and get 10 and if you add another 1 you get... you guessed it 11.

This means god wants to rip out our hearts today.

>>8982444
>New International Version
>new versions
>any value

Deuteronomy 11:1
Love the LORD your God and keep his requirements, his decrees, his laws and his commands always.

Deuteronomy 11:2
Remember today that your children were not the ones who saw and experienced the discipline of the LORD your God: his majesty, his mighty hand, his outstretched arm;

Deuteronomy 11:3
the signs he performed and the things he did in the heart of Egypt, both to Pharaoh king of Egypt and to his whole country;

Deuteronomy 11:4
what he did to the Egyptian army, to its horses and chariots, how he overwhelmed them with the waters of the Red Sea
(Egyptians got chariots late in their history; after the conquers of the Hyksos, in around -1600)

Deuteronomy 11:11
But the land you are crossing the Jordan to take possession of is a land of mountains and valleys that drinks rain from heaven.

Mathew 11:11

New International Version (©1984)
I tell you the truth: Among those born of women there has not risen anyone greater than John the Baptist; yet he who is least in the kingdom of heaven is greater than he.

we're all gunna die

>>8982466

New International Version (©1984)
When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me.
New Living Translation (©2007)
When I was a child, I spoke and thought and reasoned as a child. But when I grew up, I put away childish things.

English Standard Version (©2001)
When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I gave up childish ways.

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
When I was a child, I used to speak like a child, think like a child, reason like a child; when I became a man, I did away with childish things.

King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

International Standard Version (©2008)
When I was a child, I spoke like a child, thought like a child, and reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I gave up my childish ways.

Aramaic Bible in Plain English (©2010)
When I was a child, I was speaking as a child, I was led as a child, I was thinking as a child, but when I became a man, I ceased these childish things.

GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
When I was a child, I spoke like a child, thought like a child, and reasoned like a child. When I became an adult, I no longer used childish ways.

King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

American King James Version
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

>Todays the day. Find every bible verse with the number 11.

Matthew 11:7

New International Version (©1984)
As John's disciples were leaving, Jesus began to speak to the crowd about John: "What did you go out into the desert to see? A reed swayed by the wind?

John 11:11

New International Version (©1984)
After he had said this, he went on to tell them, "Our friend Lazarus has fallen asleep; but I am going there to wake him up."

2 Kings

New International Version (©1984)
The guards, each with his weapon in his hand, stationed themselves around the king--near the altar and the temple, from the south side to the north side of the temple.

TL;DR op is a faggot

Acts 11:11

New International Version (©1984)
"Right then three men who had been sent to me from Caesarea stopped at the house where I was staying.

world is fucked

Nada 11:11

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Genesis 11:1
Now the whole world had one language and a common speech.

Genesis 11:2
As people moved eastward(from the east), they found a plain in Shinar(Babylonia) and settled there.

Genesis 11:3
They said to each other, “Come, let’s make bricks and bake them thoroughly.” They used brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar.

Genesis 11:4
Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name for ourselves; otherwise we will be scattered over the face of the whole earth.”

Genesis 11:5
But the LORD came down to see the city and the tower the people were building.

Genesis 11:6
The LORD said, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them.

Genesis 11:7
Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.”

Genesis 11:8
So the LORD scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the city.

Genesis 11:9
That is why it was called Babel (sounds like the Hebrew word for confused) —because there the LORD confused the language of the whole world. From there the LORD scattered them over the face of the whole earth.

Two facts:
-before, the memes were "when you'll see it, you'll shit stones"
-the lord should descend again from heaven and break down the unternetz. (a polar inversion will do the shit, I guess)

>>8982419
we could say the same about .....uhm....history and bn
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I just got you fucks to research the bible!

Damn it, I forgot to make a wish at 11/11/11 11:11:11.
No free stuff for me I guess.

>>8983170

hoho!

dudes it's los angeles time
30 more minutes to go

>nothing happened
>nothing will happen at 11:11 PM
>mfw

Much like predicting doomsdays and conspiracies will never get old for you, me laughing at your failed predictions will never get old for me. Brightens up my day, even.

So it's 7pm here, GMT. Nothing yet. Disappointing...

>>8983229

looks like you have to keep living through your shitty life till next doomsday once again.

you do realize that 11/11/11 is not today...you're about 2000 years too late.

Fuck, its true, everyone here stopped at 11:11 and just stared and...

>mfw Remembrance Day

>>8983170
...Why are you so proud of that? Some /x/philes enjoy digging through religious texts as part of being a skeptic.
Hell, some people here actually believe in God.

>>8982476
>King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

Things...not thought.

>>8983317

i really wonder about you sometimes

Ecclesiastes 1:11

"There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there be any remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after."

Hundreds of stupid Argies (I know, redundant) are dancing North American Natives songs at the top of the Uritorco. At elast these faux-Doomsday bring me some laughs.

>>8983322
y?

>>8983355

wonder what your damage is exactly.

guys.

GUYS, hey.

>numbers are man-made
>numbers coincide in interesting ways literally every day.
> /thread

http://youarenotsosmart.com/2010/09/11/the-texas-sharpshooter-fallacy/

>>8983360
Over active imagination? Better than your obviously but uh, I have 3 manuscripts of true paranormal stories from the last age of perfection of humanity.
But with comments like this, it makes me not want to post stuff.

>>8983378
Please, do it. It would be interesting.

>>8983378

>Better than your obviously but uh

what the fuck is this supposed to mean?

seriously, did tumble down the stairs a lot growing up? or did your mother keep taking xanax until she found out she was 7 months pregnant?

>>8983401
Hmmm...people give me too little credit for the things I've posted.
Yes I've expected you to believe the things i was saying on anonymous to be true. O how childish, but a man never quits.
I need people who know what i talk about to release the files and story reports of shit that won't hurt anyone.
I need help burning down the internet...my stories are sure worth pretty pennies for just to be given, but i can save the best for last.

I need help burning down the internet... but spaghetti fell out of my pocket.

>>8983401
Hmmm...people give me too little credit for the things I've posted.
Yes I've expected you to believe the things i was saying on anonymous to be true. O how childish, but a man never quits.
I need people who know what i talk about to release the files and story reports of shit that won't hurt anyone.
I need help burning down the internet...my stories are sure worth pretty pennies for just to be given, but i can save the best for last.
i have a thread up around here somewhere.

>>8983445

nice. you sure you don't have brain damage?

>>8983450
NO CHILD>>>> you see i was demonstrating the seriousness of this.

>>8983464

of what?

>>8983464
you are too complicated with religious

>>8983477

beat me to it

>>8983478
and got dub 7's to prove it is too complicated with religious

OBAMAS IN HAWAII!!

hes gotta wait to the last minute of the day at 11:11 to perform the ritual or whatevver. Whatrever is going to happen, is going to happen in hawaii! Korea attack? Iran attack? Obama is in hawaii talking about china-america relations!

oh shit!!

Spread that mother fucking bit of info!1

OBAMAS IN HAWAII!!

hes gotta wait to the last minute of the day at 11:11 to perform the ritual or whatevver. Whatrever is going to happen, is going to happen in hawaii! Korea attack? Iran attack? Obama is in hawaii talking about china-america relations!

oh shit!!

Spread the fucking info

meh slept through the first :11:11:11:11:11
nothing going to happen anyway, fuck it going back to sleep
(famous last words)

>>8983221
>much like Lrn2timezones

herpaderpa