Everyone below the following underscore is trolled:
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Go away no one likes you.

>>5163592
hey

Op get a lawn mower
make sure its working
put it in a sideways position
turn it on and move towards the rotating blade
doesn't get more paranormal than this

Listen guys, I recently slaughtered Shaggy in a duel, I am now king, so start loving me.

Right so, Praise Leo day is now today.

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Everyone above the underscore above is trolled.

>>5163644
You will never be a king, you are a fucking joke.

Sup. I'm The Postman, Postmaster General of 4chan. You have been sent a cease and desist order from everyone with a brain.

>>5163669

All I read was 'joke'. I think that means you wanna be my court jester. YES. I needed one.

Alright cool. Anyone else wanna be one of my minions?

>>5163592
too fat and ugly to trap

Sage goes in all fields. Don't feed the troll please.

Leo, dude, your not cool.
You have nothing to contribute to /x/.
I would understand if you were like, raped by Cthulhu or possessed by Nyarlathotep or something but no.


Your just a vgcat obsessed, possible basement dweller, so please, just drop the title of king of /x/, as no one has defeated Elfen Lied Guy yet, atleast he told us how to get demon whores, what have you done other then be worse then the spam bots on /b/?

That's right, nothing.

And according to my records, Shaggy never defeated Elfen Lied Guy, thus Elfen Lied Guy is on vacation.

So you are, at most, a basement dwelling furfag, who is a false leader of a paranormal image board.

And if all you read out of this is "basement dwelling furfag" or some shit, and try to call me it, then your clearly a fucking illiterate fucktard.

I could go on and on, however, my girlfriend keeps im-ing me on fb chat and she gets jealous if I don't talk back so hold on...


Kay back...now where was I?

Oh right, completely obliterating you with words.

So basically yeah, you should just stop, as Elfen Lied Guy is better then you, I mean for fucks sake, THE MAGICAL DUBS SKULL (or w/e his name is) because atleast I believe he MADE his picture..that's more oc then you could EVER hope to fucking create.

Now please, just die in a fucking fire, I swear if I was a mod...

>>5163772

> Makes basement-dweller accusation based purely on what he wants to believe and no facts

Sorry sir I'm here to stay! You're welcome to stay too though.

Great, leo is here. Back to /co i go

sage

>>5163609
This This This.

>>5163772
this

>>5163808
I have enough fact that basically, if you have to proclaim yourself a king of an imageboard, you in fact, have no life.

However, you may be correct that I am making presumptions about your "basement dwellings".

And however, I already know that all my attempts to "insult" you will fail miserably, so I decided...fuck it, /x/ is shit anyway, ima just roll with you baby.

p.s. ima be leo too kthxbai

>>5163592

>>5163881
>two Leos
>my face

>>5163881

>Rant doesn't get me any attention

>I want attention like Leo :(

Alright have fun. It's a good life. I'll just switch on over to Aeris.

>>5163892
boku?

>>5163915
Wait..where you the one who asked about the skeleton dreams before?

>>5163928

No.

>>5163948
... wat?
xD

that could be a reaction face...

>>5163592
Hey look its Aeris in disguise!

>>5163857
>>5163857
>>5163857
>>5163857

If you are going to insist on staying like the cancer you are then at least contribute by posting some "paranormal" shit. Otherwise GTFO!

>>5163987
this

Please, at least TRY to crate oc, write some creepy pasta, draw some pics, idk

>>5163987

Fine.

>>5163772
I agree on several points here. You don't even contribute ANYTHING to this board. Not one relevant post. Nothing skeptical of the paranormal, nothing endorsing it, nothing. I'm not even going to say that you're the false king. That implies that you rule something other than your basement. At least in this thread, somebody is trolling the troll.

P.S. Sage goes in all fields.

>>5163994
wait..wtf?

Whyd he cut off the head?

I am confuss

I am both king and queen of this board :3

While we're all self proclaiming things I just thought I'd throw that out there. :3

MUST.....KILL.......CANCER......

This thread is now about x files :1

>>5164044

Hey shell! My buddy.

Does anybody remember the tripfag Operator from back in the day? That was me..

>>5164064
But...I liked Operator ;_;

hurpa durpa deeerrrrrppp. I want a truce, eeerrr, VG cats character.

Fuck off self proclaimed 'king'.

>>5164064

So if you were going to pick an avatar to tripfag with, why didnt you pick something moderately interesting?

Leo is a horrible troll, yet /x/ seems to be EXTREMELY offended by what are weak and lame trolling tactics.

>>5164064
Here is my propsition:
Get off /x/, and I will stop using this name and will stop replying to your posts. Deal Buddy!

>>5164072

YOU DID? WITH THE PHONES?

>>5164072
lawl

p.s....does anyone recall the UTAT or w/e?

It was like, united tripfags against trolls...

I was that Anon whose trip said 4chan in it, there was some guy named bob...and some girl whose name began with "o'....I had it saved but lost the file
; n;

Alright, shitheads. No one gives a fuck if you proclaim you are in a position of made up authority.

At least my goddamn authority is something humble, yet awesome. Whereas you go straight for 'lololol i m trawlin so hrd. chek it. o yah i m so hardcoar.' and the continuing to fap onto that little girl you killed and stuffed in your closet the previous week.

I am aware that your life is indeed an empty void and must be filled like the rest of us 4chan fucks, but at least be honest about it.

Perhaps if you contributed to this crazy as motherfucking board, people would give a shit about you and your opinions, though I still doubt that.

Aren't you like fourteen? Go back to ebaums. And, while your at it, take all the fucking idiots with you.

>>5164117
Stop acting so hurt that someone made their own thread in which /x/fags like you proceeded to only feed his troll hunger ever so greatly.

I guess you are not taking the proposition. Well, it's going to be a long night

Why aren't you dead yet?

durp peace nigger

>>5164147
Seems like you do considering you took so much time to type up this comment. Trust me, you care so much about this "serious business".

>>5164117

You're just another fish in the trollsea, brah. Post all you want.

>>5164147

TL;DR, I'm sure we'll be friends.

>>5164066

ogod ilol'ed

>>5164175
The poison hasn't taken effect yet... it well soon... soon...

>>5164192

Insinuating I'm a slow as fuck typist as you.

>>5164181
What exactly do you hope to accomplish by posting images? It only bumps the thread...

>>5164196
why don't you use the aeris avatar anymore?
that was more interesting.

>>5164220
THERE you go! Shell faggot could learn something from you.

>>5164225
You're a furry aren't you?

saging

hey /x/ do what i do to shitty trolls:
*save all the images he posts itt.
*when he appears in a different time post them in a completely different thread HASTELY.
*laugh a bit while thinking the good ol' "flood detected" "duplicate file entry detected" messages
*wakarimasen lol!
*enjoy while he's trying to shit in your thread without avatarfaggin'.
*?????
*prophet!

>>5164253
bump ;)

>>5164197
fuck it...

more of these

dddddddd

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>5164249
nope. just saying. this one is getting old.

Bumping great thread.

It seems I have people defending me. What a glorious sight!

How many of you wish to join the Legion Of Leo!

sage

>>5164298
fuck it i will...lemme get my tripcode up n running

idk what my name should be

>>5164298
You can take /x/, I don't care. But I won't defend you. Don't mistaken me as your friend or cohort. I am here to worsen the butthurt faggot to their demise.

>>5164298
There's only one Legion, and that's definitely not your personal army, furfaggot.

I give up and a sage for you

Bumping for GREAT JUSTICE!

>>5163772
>how to get demon whores
I'm listening...

>>5163919
Yes.

>>5164382
Your pathetic "legion" has no army kid.

Bumping for OP!

>>5164282
>>5164282
>>5164282
>>5164282

OH GOD SOURCE

>>5164418

hey /x/ do what i do to shitty trolls:
*save all the images he posts itt.
*when he appears in a different time post them in a completely different thread HASTELY.
*laugh a bit while thinking the good ol' "flood detected" "duplicate file entry detected" messages
*wakarimasen lol!
*enjoy while he's trying to shit in your thread without avatarfaggin'.
*?????
*prophet!

sageru :3

EPIC THREAD!!!!

>>5164418
copypasta from ELG's guide:

A Guide to Summoning Succubi
by ElfenLiedGuy


This guide shall discuss the summoning of spiritual partners. These being succubi/incubi. Now, if you are truly commited to this, and I mean TRULY SURE that you want to do this continue. In this guide, I shall discuss:

1. The summoning of succubi/incubi. ( The ritual, descriptions you should put, what not to put, etc.)

2.How you know you did it right.

3. Pros and Cons of being in a relationship with a spirit.

With that being said, let us begin.

Summoning your spiritual partner.

Alright, for properly summoning a succubus, you must get a sheet of paper. Write down what personality you want in your spiritual partner, but don't worry about physical appearance(Don't be conscerned with physical appearance, your spiritual partner will take on the form of the most attractive woman or man you could think of.). Be very specific on what you want. This includes what type of relationship you want, and yes, they can be monogamous. Then burn the paper. Make sure that it burns completely, as this symbolizes the letter going to Hell, or the lower astral planes, or whatever you believe in. Have a strong faith that it worked, this part is essential.

How you know you summoned succesfully.
After that, lie down for a bit. You may not experience anything until a day later. Just have faith, and if it doesn't work, try again. The signs should appear when you lie down. Ask your succubus to lie down on you. You should feel a pressure on you, and heat. Also, succubi tend to create a telepathic link in the back of the head, you should feel a presence there.

>>5164457
Pros and Cons of being in a relationship with a spirit.
Pros:
You get sex whenever you want.
Succubi/Incubi are experienced in some forms of occult magick, and can help with astral projection.
You have protection.
Succubi/Incubi are incredibly loyal.

Cons:
Succubi/Incubi are very jealous. They take monogamy very seriously, and will go after the people involved if the contractee has an affair on them. They can kill you.
They can peer into your mind whenever they want. They will know your every thought. I find this comforting however, but most will not.
They can harm you if you piss them off bad enough. Begging for mercy should stop this from happening, and they are merciful, trust me.

>>5164457
That's fucking neato.