Now I'm just going to post gas masks.

derp

I approve of this turn of events.
ALSO MY NAME IS RAFU AND HOW ARE GAS MASKS PARANORMAL???

So anyways, like IO said, I can get it published but:

1. Only I will be financially profiting from it. But I'm doing all the work anyways so you should be happy just to get your shit published.
2. Pewn name will be used, there will be no dedications except for Lovecraft and/or Stephen King.
3. Start posting stories, stop spamming thread with shit.

>>4754107
Derp.
Almost lol'd.

This isn't for you op. You do not really belong. If you want anonymous attention on a world wide scale this is the way to achieve it. Think long and hard about the mental stability, emotional level and capability of anonymous as an organism. We're not well balanced and rational people.

And you would become the Kimmo of /x/.

>>4754118
You, shut the fuck up.
Also well done Mr. Anonymous, you did the right thing. You hereby retain your rightful place as one of the few tripfags I don't hate.

>>4754118
I abandoned that idea.
I, unlike you, am actually quite afraid of the fury of 4chan.

This is a gasmask thread.

Now git out.

>>4754118
your not doing work.

your copypasting words.

/argument

go away now plz.

>>4754125
Hah, thanks.
>really stupid emoticon smiley here.

Dis be da creepiest one I have.

We self publish in our own unique format. WE DON'T NEED;

Old media
Publishing houses
Editors
Profiteering gluttons
Condescending newfags
People with big ideas
People with bad ideas
Recognition
New members
Old members
You

Me

Get it?

>>4754130
>>4754127
>>4754125
You think I can't do it without you? because I can. I can take all that stuff from creepypasta.com and etc because no one holds any copyright on them. I can basically just say I wrote them. It would just cause less noice if you gave me some that are not so known instead.

As long as all money goes to moot and it doesn't get mainstream, I'm not as horrible about it as some of you.

>>4754147
guys, how about we stop feeding this troll and get on with our gas masks?

>>4754147
>>4754147

IF YOU CAN JUST COPY FROM THAT OTHER WEBSITE GO THERE.

Stop defending yourself.

Yeah that's how things work in the real world. But these stories didn't come from the real world. They came from the microcosmic community that is /x/

I was simply trying to introduce the real world to our stuff. But I realized it was a retarded idea.

Also. I'm not sure if I used "microcosmic" correctly.

I just love that word.

>>4754147
>no one holds any copyright on them.
DMCA nigger.
>>4754146
Thread isn't about that any more. Thread is about gas masks.

>>4754166
>>4754166
Get those small images out of here, they sadden me.

This one makes me wat.

My writings have been copy writed. I am officially warning you for the second documented time that if you sell or reproduce my unique work you will be pursued by jewish attack lawyers. They do not forgive, they do not forget.

I have screen capped both my warnings to you. Now I'll just sit back and wait for you to go make me my money through all your 'hard work'.

My writings have been copy writed. I am officially warning you for the second documented time that if you sell or reproduce my unique work you will be pursued by jewish attack lawyers. They do not forgive, they do not forget.

I have screen capped both my warnings to you. Now I'll just sit back and wait for you to go make me my money through all your 'hard work'.

>>4754167
Well you started this, blame yourself.

>>4754170
DMCA means nothing if you cant prove you're someone who is qualified for it. See, if a story is owned by someone named faggotree !Bc4Doefg etc, I can just claim that that is my pen name, and unless someone steps in and proves otherwise, that's all the affirmation they need. And how the fuck are they gonna prove anything when everything was posted on a imageboard? - ha.

>>4754176
srry, heres a better one.

>>4754188
>>4754188

THis is the one reason I want him to make the book.

But it's overpowered by me not wanting it to be done.

If this happens, you'd better post results.

>>4754196
Because a lot of creepypasta originates elsewhere, people have timestamped blogs to prove it.
It's shady anyway, no publisher in their right mind would accept the idea.

GUYS.

gasmasks. come on.

>>4754209
Thanks!

>>4754196
This user [see: faggot] is being blocked by Mr. Anonymous !RAsRgB.SMc

>>4754219
I love this one.

>>4754221
And poopie, I forgot my image.

Nuns? As someone suggested yesterday.

>>4754219
ffffuuuuu...

>>4754235
The fuck?

So you're going to approach a publisher and say "here's a bunch of short stories (the least profitable form of writing besides poetry) that I don't have the right to publish. But hey, maybe the original writers will never find out!"?

Good luck with that.

>>4754247
Okay. I'll look out for it and get in touch with the publisher before it goes to print. Saved this thread for reference.

>>4754247
bye.

Anonymous is literally threatening your life and the life of anyone engaged in creating a collection from our works for old media profit.

The new Kimmo.

Porcelain and the Tramps... anyone?

No wait she's just "Porcelain" now.

>>4754244
>>4754244

yeah. I don't get it either.

Anonymous is literally threatening your life and the life of anyone engaged in creating a collection from our works for old media profit.

The new Kimmo.

>>4754275
Also THE FUCK?

>>4754257
>>4754255

lol, he deleted his post..

>>4754249
I got a contact at a publishing company as I mentioned in the earlier thread. This is a medium-big company, and can afford pretty good lawyers, if it comes to that, but I doubt it will, and heres why: The original authors may protest against it, but in the end there is no way they can legally build a case over "screenshots" of an alleged thread, on a imageboard as shady as 4chan, it's just not possible. Have all the screenshots and whatever but it just isn't legally enough to prove I did not post it before them. And no I'm not gonna tell them they're others stories, I'm gonna say they're mine, but I will use a pen name tho.

>>4754294
Oh please. It's common knowledge. So many people will testify against you.
This happens all the time. Look at all the lawsuits eBaum's World has been involved in, and at least they can claim they aren't profiting from the material itself.
You're stealing other people's stories without their permission and selling them. It doesn't matter if you say "I didn't make these", it's still illegal.

>>4754284
I deleted it because someone obiviously wasn't getting my point yet, which I thought everyone got. I can publish it f I want and theres nothing you can do about it Bwahahaha., etc

>>4754312
Feel free to try, but believe me it's not going to work out.

>>4754294
>>4754294
[unblock]
YOU SAY "I'll use a pen name tho" LIKE IT MAKES UP FOR EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING. BUT IT DOESN'T.
[block]

i hope this guy gets reeeeaappped. (yes, reaped, not raped) with a jagged scythe.. to his rectum.

So your big plan is to exploit legions of internet users in a malicious manner for personal gain.
You don't have the minerals. I will kill you. Permaban irl.

>>4754316
I'm starting to wonder if he's trolling.
SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE, MR. ANONYMOUS?

>>4754315
>>4754315
Where are you getting these from?

>>4754294
You're probably trolling, but I am drooling over the prospect of making bank off your idiocy. God I hope some of my intellectual property (which, I assure you, I don't need timestamps or screenshots to prove I wrote and own) makes it into your book.

>>4754333
>>4754333
I am quite afraid of what I've done.
I am legitimately sorry, /x/ for anything I've started.

I wrote a copypasta called 'Barb' that gained some notoriety. Where can we send submissions for this? Go about this another way and this may work.

But if you want to push the issue we'll find you. We kind of run this.

>>4754312
lol, ok, u got us troll.

trololollolol and all that good stuff.

you can stop now.

>>4754335
It's a secret.
Also the Doctor Who episode The Empty Child.

>>4754307
I'm not doing anything yet, this is a hypothetical discussion until I actually do something, which I'm totally not planning to do ha ha. Anyways, you can testify all you want, you still got no legitimate proof of anything except you got few words on a html/jpeg/png file, which could be altered by anyone, it's your word against mine + publishing company who has to back me up with expensive lawyers.

>>4754315
It might not, but it's not much of a pain to try either.

>>4754328
Legions? Since when was /x/ legion, you're bunch of spineless meme-spouting slenderfaggots nowadays. I miss the old /x/.

>>4754368
[spoiler]google[/spoiler]

>>4754369
Believe me, we have legitimate proof as >>4754360 said. Despite what you may see in the movies, court cases aren't a OUR LAWYERS HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOUR LAWYERS competition.
Also if you miss the old /x/, show respect for it instead of stealing its work for personal gain.

>>4754386
No, believe me when I say you got nothing legitimate(you might want to check up the meaning of that word).I know the law, and I know what I can and can't get away with, and this is pretty open and shut CAN. And sure, expensive lawyers make difference, they make a big difference, believe me, it's not just movies, I could throw atleast few hundred examples, but I dont feel like googling all day.

I'm not stealing any of the classics from oldfags, only this new generation bullshit.

So one time I found a guy online through e-mails, google, zabasearch and google maps. I couldn't believe how easy it was to find old myspace pages and such. All the information I needed for my BIG FAT KIlL was just sitting there. So I worked over the summer and saved enough money to take a train/bus combo to his town. Did you know Amtrak has no cameras or accountability for passengers? It's mind blowing how easy and cheap it is to travel. They don't even scan bags for weapons.

So I arrived at his town and found his address. No major security, a couple open windows with screens. So I'm inside posting this from a stolen blackberry right now lol.

And when he gets home and sees me wearing a lacy bra and wizard hat with my illicitly purchased Springfield XD (XD lol) imma make him understand my disease.

>>4754369

>I'm not doing anything yet, this is a hypothetical discussion until I actually do something, which I'm totally not planning to do ha ha

>this is a hypothetical discussion until I actually do something, which I'm totally not planning to do ha ha

>which I'm totally not planning to do ha ha

>not planning to do ha ha

not sure if serious.jpg.

Di wun I rike.

>>4754420
Oh but we do. You think creepypastas are /x/ exclusive? A lot of creepypasta originates elsewhere (Ichor Falls for instance) where the author is indisputable.

qwertyuiop

>Deleted the last thread because it was full of stupid
>Last thread was full of stupid
>Last thread

Okay guys, be right back, gonna go make myself a sandwich, as I have no wiminz to do it for me.

>>4754420
>No, believe me when I say you got nothing legitimate(you might want to check up the meaning of that word).I know the law, and I know what I can and can't get away with, and this is pretty open and shut CAN.

You are so adorable.

>>4754463
The thread where I asked /x/ if I should compile creepypasta, sell it, and give themoney o aliens

lol, okay I'm done for real now. That was some good trollsports, dont you think? You sure take the bait easy /x/.

Oh, and I'm back.

>>4754495
see
>>4754367

SAGE

We've been trolled? No.

You've been told. And you don't have the balls.

>>4754495

Wether trolling or not... FUUUU.

Herrrdearp.

>>4754515

Wether or Whether?

bam boom bop bippity boo

>>4754509
lol u mad?

So hey Mr. Summerfag how about you make us some fresh pasta and we'll call it even steven?

Mr. Anonymous is a stupid tripfag looking for attention/validation. Chances are, he will quote this post and argue with me. Take your shit back to /b/. Newfags to /b/=/b/tards to /x/

>>4754545
>>4754545
>>754545
>>54545

wat.

Also.

We all mad, brah.

>>4754555

I'm quotin' your post, bro.

But not arguing.

I am a bit of an attention whore.

>>4754548
Not who you're talking too, but I hit up /x/ looking for creepy inspiration.

It's, uh, not going great

>>4754555
>I'm trying to provoke someone!
>LOL I BET THEY RESPOND XD
Mr. Anonymous is a high tier tripfag. He's made some good threads, which you'd know if you'd been here for more than a week.

>>4754570
>>4754570

The nice people are why I love /x/

But. I'm not really that great. I'm just not a douchemuffin.

Mr. Anonymous

Kind of a whore

>>4754548
>>4754548
No but have some old, used and recycled pasta you've read 100 times: http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/index.html

>>4754578
>>4754578

I.
Am not.
A whore.

unce unce unce unce uncee

Tripfags are always fags and attentionwhores, it's nothing personal, it's just a fact of life.

Ok, so anonymous is prolly not going to get on an amtrak line and hide out in your easily entered home with a lacy bra, wizard hat and stolen fire arm.

We all know that. We

All

Know

That
Right?

>>4754582
>Caustic
You, go away. You're even worse than Rafu.

>>4754570
Does he make good threads in /x/ or /b/.
I'm not trying to argue with anyone here. I just dislike coming to my /x/ and seeing non-paranormal threads. Like I said, /x/philes feel the same way you do when newfags waste space with their threads.

>>4754598
check ur closet, brah.

Oh shit is that the real Caustic? Or is it one of the troll livestream reportes assembled to ruin that bitches name?

>>4754605
Mr. Anonymous is not a newfag, he's been here a while.
And anyway, the kind of threads that Mr. Anonymous makes are definitely /x/-related. Let's not get into the whole 'gas masks aren't paranormal' shit that Rafu started last night.
Gas masks are a common phobia and the kind of thing you'd find on any paranormal board. The real problem with /x/ isn't /b/ coming in and asking for The Grifter, /x/ is slowly learning that they can just ignore those threads.
The problem with /x/ is people complaining about how bad /x/ has become, or how suchandsuch isn't paranormal.

>>4754601
lol, caustic is just a name we here in /x/ use to troll livestreamers, there's no actual reporting done, sherlock. I just forgot to clear the name box after I posted with it.
TL;DR There is no caustic.

>>4754605
>>4754605

Dunno. I haven't been making threads that long.

AND. I've made maybe one or two threads on /b/
-- then I grew up and moved to non retarded boards. /x/ and /k/

>>4754651
There was originally a real Caustic if I remember correctly, and he did report streams (some were actually taken down).
Afterwards though I think it did become something of an in-joke. The real Caustic probably left months ago.

Guys listen to me oh god.

Mr. Anonymous is in my closet wearing a bra and a wizard hat. He's an old man and looks just like the picture. Oh god he has a gun and he wants you to know that

Mr. Anonymous runs this shit like a motherfucking mob. You best step in line or he will "Smoke you fools."

Ok. Ok, he's leaving now.

AW SHIT.

Let's get back to gas masks.

>>4754675

psh. I changed.

> I put on my robe and wizard hat

kekeke.

>>4754674
Yeah, it's true. He became famous for taking down 2 major /x/ livestreams, but left almost instantly and I dont think he uses that name anymore. After that, the name kinda just became basically this inside joke used to troll livestreamers.

You might not believe me but I have pretended to be Caustic reporting streams for like six months or since the thread image with terminator was screencapped. Soooo glad it's caught on.

Also

SHUT UP STOLAS YOU DON'T KNOW ANY PUBLISHERS FUCK

>>4754725

ITT: Proof I'm a newfag.

What is this livestream of which we speak?

I'm the scat man.

>>4754740
It's a website. Where you stream things. Live.
/x/ usually uses it to stream /x/-related movies and such.

Scoobie doobie doop doot do doop doop.

Come to /x/, complain about it being slow.

Make a livestream HA HA!

>>4754759

OH WAIT. I think I've been on one of those.

Continguing scat man.
--
Doop doo doo doop.

SAGE

HOWS THAT SAGE >FAG

Beee bam bap badam bom.

Bam badam bom.

My name is anononymous, and I'm a Caustic.

>>4754803

I am wonder at greentext not working.

Sage bombin'

Oh look . This is the last one.

So, being realistic the idea for an actual dead tree edition of /x/ related stories is not going away any time soon. I propose that forver after anyone wanting to make an /x/ comic, viddya game, book, movie, t-shirt or vanity mug be named Mr. Anonymous.

I think we should give al our stories and give copyrights to Mr. Anonymous.

>>4754866

Are you glorifying me... or... hating me?

I cannot tell.

We should send money to Mr. Anonymous via paypal to mranonymous@gmail.com so he can get this project started she so hot in porn Thnks OP

First off gas masks are creepy. Secondly this is /x/ related. Thirdly I am not wearing any pants so let's keep this from getting too srs bzns. This is 4chan, not football.

Anyone who tries to copy other peoples work exactly as it was originally written by them and sell it on for his own profit is a MASSIVE DICK HEAD. No matter how "Legal" it may technically be.

However, if you where to use the story lines and write them yourself, it wouldn't be so morally wrong.

If i ever meet someone who has just CP'd another persons work and sold it as his own i vow to punch him/her in the face.

The right thing to do is do what Mr. Anonymous says!

>>4754929
>>4754946
>>4754966
Augh. Samefag.

>>4754866
Not sure if samefag.

>>4754961
I explained this last thread.
Not gonna do it again.

>>4754961
I'm writing a story about you being a faggot.

>>4754989
You know my balls?

Lick em

>>4754989

>>4754989
>>4754989

I like this kid.

In 4chan tripfags rarely last. They are often singled out and mocked and trolled, brow beaten and threatened endlessly. People will take all a tripfags posts and correlate the data, trying to find clues to the identity of their hated enemy. Some, through skill or luck or happenstance achieve notoriety.

The_Solipsist changed the internet with Grifter. I have IRL friends asking me about this ellusive film. So we add to the myth.

Matador will do quick and neat drawings and has an amiablea, humble personality.

/x/strologer left after the filter business but he may still lurk.

Fingerling is.a poor kid who lives in a tarp with his mother in Florida. We got him through a rough patch but then got vicious when he camwhored too much.

Stolas is our 'natural mage' deluded roleplay pathological Liar.

Effen Lied Guy is a bag of cocks whp should kill himself.

And... all the lost over time.

There are only two people who post on /x/; you and the ghosts.

The ghosts don't even exist.

>>4755047
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Once upon a time there was this faggot who liked to put things in his butt. One day he decided to go into intrawebs to share this exciting announcement with all his friends over at ebaums. As he started talking about his newly found interest, he noticed that NOBODY GAVE A FUCK. So, he whined and cried, rolled in the ground for a good time, but nobody still GAVE A FUCKING FLYING FUCK. That's when his dad stepped in his room, "Son", he yelled, dropping his pants to the cold cement floor, "It's time for some father-son time".

That's what I've come up so far.

>>4755069

If they're gay they need shag carpeting.

Just because it involves "shag"

Oh noes it's goofy tyme!