>>2658617
Let me make my own damn threads.

how much of a nigger faggot shitface are you?

>>2658642
I am beyond measure.

Where are your grunts?

>>2658710
...Around...somewhere.

>>2658639
Why did an Anon make your thread, then?

>>2658737
Right here, sir.

>>2658737
Hello crazy sage.
You abandoned N!
You don't care about the greatness of Pokemon.. You just tricked Team Plasma!...
http://serebii.net/blackwhite/plasma.shtml

>>2658816
...You're trusting Serebii for this information? Hahaha.

>>2658774
Good evening Viretta.

>>2658756
Anon is insane. They do as they please.

Team Rocket was here, Team Plasma is a loser.

Did that one ghost chick rape you yet?

>>2658774
HAVE YOU GUYS FUCKED ALREADY

IT'S BEEN A MONTH

>>2658915
It's serebii confirmed.
Not to mention that I saw that with my own eyes. And took you down. Apologize to N, right now!

>>2658966
Ghosts can't touch the living.

>>2658972
.........I say.

>>2658915
Good point.
And for an actual question, how heavy is that robe, and where the hell did you get something that ridiculous?

Good evening, mortal.

I believe you have stolen something from me.

Sorry I'm late, it seems a Pokabu has been following me all day, dunno why.

>>2659022
You know, I was ABOUT to mention that...

>>2659015
I don't want to know how much this thing weighs.

I'm forced to wear it. I'm a sage.

YOUR ALL FAGGOTS!

>>2658972
Is that any business of yours?

>>2659038
Name it Baconator.

>>2659045
Wily, where have you been?
You owe me money.

>>2659078
Considering you make your relationship public, it kinda is.

Hey, guys~

F..Father...
A...Are you really my f..father?...

>>2659058
>Your

YOU WILL PERISH UNDERNEATH THE LIGHT OF THE FULL MOON.

>>2659090
Fer what? I haven't stolen anything recently.

>>2659117
You're late.

Father, I`m guessing since you`re assembling all the grunts here you`d like me here aswell.

>>2659117
Hey Corn
>>2659078
They seem to think it is
>>2659090
Baconator, sir?

>>2659125
Look at me then look in a mirror.

>>2659097
...

>>2659117
Oh god.

>>2659117
Corn, which one of your brothers would I battle if I alone walked into the gym?

>>2659145

Yeahhh, I know.

>>2659151

Hey, Uri~~

>>2659143
Hooray! More people from other dimensions! But please don't drop the Moon, I like the Moon.

>>2659166

>>2659184

Probably me or Poddo since Dento's pokemon is weak against you. Yeah... Whoever's available between me and Poddo, really.

>>2659244
Stop looking at me like that.

>>2659166

So where have you been for a month... ?

>>2659267
I think I'd prefer Poddo, if it doesn't matter.

I'm bringing a friend.

Geechisu, if I asked for your son's hand in marriage, what would you say?

And Corn, what's the strangest dish you've ever had to prepare?

>>2659373

I'm not a cook at the restaurant--I suck at cooking. So I'm just a waiter.

>>2659373
WHAT?! Father, please tell this girl that I refuse to marry anyone who keeps asking me.

>>2659373
You know, if he says no, I'm still available.

>>2659320
Still waiting on an excuse for that money, Geech.

>>2659323
...At home?

>>2659373
I'd tell you to "GTFO" or however you say it on the internet.

F..Father.. H..How was the sex?...

>>2659412
>>2659125

Double N?

Hmm...Pokabu seems to be enjoying himself following me around, guess I'll let him stay. So I guess I better finish up this paperwork before I get chewed out again...

>>2659435
Mm. That seems like the same N from this morning aswell.

I`m sure you know who I am already.

>>2659428

Ignoring my question?

>>2659437
Here, let me handle that pig for ya. I'll take good care of it while you work.

>>2659463
O..Of course...

How many Ns are there? Two, three, infinite?

>>2659435
...Now you know why I was trying to kill myself.

Where did Viretta go?

>>2659463

Of course I know who you are, haha. That's the N that was playing as White, too.

>>2659412
Can't do it yourself?

>>2659320
For my next question, why do your grunts have battling music that's so awesome?

>>2659474
I was at home.
Studying.
With Viretta.

>>2659495
I'm here.

>>2659496
Aha. Well that`s good to know~

F...FAther... H...How was your day?...

>>2659507
Is that what they're calling it now?

>>2659495

Yeah, well don't do that.

>>2659476
I'm not sure if that's a good idea....Pokabu seems to enjoy setting people on fire that he doesn't like.

>>2659535
I'm just going to assume you're the real one.

Tis' grand. Grand.

>>2659495
Kill yourself?

Please, don`t kill yourself because of me, Father.

>>2659555
Wh...Why?... D..Did you finally get laid?...

N, can you please stop being an emo faggot for once in your life time?

>>2659507

You were... studying?

>>2659540
All the more reason to let me take care of him. Troubled Pokemon are my specialty.

>>2659555
'real one'?

And you`re not assuming that I`m the real one, father?

>>2659567

Hi, Red!

>>2659589

... hello.

U..Uwaa.... Why's this huge ... what is it?.... It's nudging me in a friendly manner...Wh..Why is it following me?... It's scary...

>>2659567
I'm a sage. It's all I do.

>>2659562
......

>>2659538
You should try it.

>>2659621

Naw, I think you'd miss me far too much.

>>2659621
Please don't be rude to Corn, sir...

>>2659576
I think Pokabu will be fine, since apparently he ran under my desk the second you mentioned wanting to handle it.

>>2659653

>>2659604
Hi Red!

>>2659507
"Studying"? You might be able to fool N with that excuse, but I can see right through you.

>>2659677

Oh, hello again... White.

>>2659689
H...He didn't fool me... either...

>>2659677
Finally some women came! It was a huge sausage fest in here...

>>2659618
White, since you`ve already started RPing as N, do you want me to switch to my other trip?

>>2658617
Are you related to Lady Gaga?

>>2659707
Hello again! What's with the sullen face?

>>2659653
Ah...I suppose...I should be nicer.
Thank you.

>>2659689
You people are seriously...

>>2659428

It was merely a theoretical question, relax. ;) Where did you get the inspiration for the Team Plasma logo?

>>2659407

Ah, I see~ Then what is the strangest dish you ever had to serve?

>>2659732
I have no clue.

>>2659731
How often do you see Red happy? Honestly?

>>2659736
And are YOU seriously thinking we don't know?

>>2659731

Sullen...? Sorry, I'm not... used to talking to people.

Being on a mountain for three years does that to you.

>>2659716
Be Dento, I have IE and FireFox up so I won't get confused

Hey! Lord Geechisu! I'm back! Except I have a name now! Sorta...

>>2659780
Aww...
Can I hug you, Red?

>>2659780
Try living in a cave fully of electricity, it's far worse.

>>2659780
T...Try being sheltered... by your f..father... I..It's h...horrible...

>>2659793
Can do~

>>2659736
Aww, c'mon Geechisu, I was only joking! I'm sorry if I offended you and all that.

>>2659763
The one creature who I thought was above libido, and here he was flirting on an imageboard. Shit! Well, I guess even Mewtwo needs an outlet.

>>2659755

Mmmm... I don't know. Well, this one time we had a king from another country come to our restaurant and they had requested that we buy actual pig brains and cook it this weird way.

I don't even know. You'd honestly have to talk to our chefs. I'm sure we've had many other weird things. Maybe Dento can tell you.

>>2659718
You mean that electric gym leader?
Pff. No.

>>2659755
It's as old as time. I didn't make it.

>>2659849
H...Hey.

>>2659779
.........Viretta. Help.

>>2659903
Ulk, it was so disgusting.
Though I suppose that is what he likes to eat...so I can`t really say anything bad.

>>2659916

Did it not get lonely up on that mountain? I know you had your pokemon with you... But is it really the same as another human beings company?

>>2659935
F..Father... wh..what's wrong...

>>2659935
Studying, sex, whatever's in between, whatever you did, why be so awkward about it, sir?

>>2659916
*hugs Red*
You can just start talking more and having less ellipses, no matter if it's your favorite thing to say.

>>2659982

Why do I smell something yaoi related...?

Ether that or I smell corn.

>>2659935
You don't have to be shy. You can tell.

>>2659952
Dento, why does your gym have such a pointless design? It seems even stupider for a restaurant.

Lord Geechisu!

I want to know if your parents kept pictures of you when you were a kid! I'm sure you were adorable! :3

>>2660017
...

>>2660012
You must be smelling something more then just my adorable brother.

>>2659819

... go ahead.

>>2659823

I've long since gotten used to electricity shocks...

>>2659849
I've never met my father, I wouldn't know.

Never multitask while rp'ing stupid errors

>>2659982
......Why do you people want to know about my relationship? Creepy.

>>2660017
...You tell.

>>2660012

Hey, what can I say?

>>2660070 Red!
see >>2659989

>>2660070
see
>>2659957
>>2659957
>>2659957

>>2660017
Knew it.

>>2660012
The faggot waiters are here. That's what you smell.

>>2660070
Just fuck her already!

>>2660075
*I* could personally not care either way, but it seems everyone else is interested. I was merely giving a suggestion, as part of my job of handling whatever needs handling.

>>2659957

Not lonely as long as I've got my team with me.

>>2659989

I can try, I suppose.

>>2659907
I FUCKING LOVE YOU

That's why you are in my porn gallery.

>>2660136

I'm not fucking interested in what he does with her.

F...Father... D..Did you really?

>>2660165
Like I'm going to believe that?

>>2660075
(your call. yes or no?)

>>2660152
Good!

>>2660193

What? You think I really want to know what sexual shit he does with someone else?

>>2660052
...I had no parents.
But yes. I do have photos. Not with me.

>>2660167
Really what, son?
Are you getting strange ideas about my hobbies from Wily again? Or is it the sex thing again?

>>2660122

I have no intention of doing so to my pupil.

>>2659935

Don't you think you should be keeping up with the times a bit more? An innovative man such as yourself should have the latest and greatest designs around!

I suggest you let Corn and his brothers design you a new one, they seem to have fabulous taste.

>>2660159
Would anyone like the gallery...?

Everyone else around here is either having sex, looking for sex, or trying to avoid the topic of sex and failing! Dammit, I need to get some!

>>2660222
Suuuuure ya don't.

>>2660219
Why not? Makes great blackmail.

>>2660225

Can't argue with facts~

>>2660219
Does it matter what I think?

>>2660221
I..I.. I can't believe it, f..father... I can't even look at you... I'm ashamed.... You would do such a thing... to one of our team members...

>>2660271

I'm not interested in blackmail.

>>2660196
Tell them. It'll shut them up.

>>2660225
...Maybe.

>>2660279

It might.

>>2660271

Believe what you wish.

>>2660225
Of course we do~
And I don`t think Kon would mind doing such a thing. Though on the other hand Poddo might disagree.

I'll haunt your shit bitches.

>>2660329

As long as I get to take the measurements.

>>2660242
STOP IGNORING MY I NEED THE ATTENTION

>>2660329
Dento! Why do you say Kon instead of Corn? It's confusing!

>>2660327
You know, Red, you're far too serious. Lighten up! Live a little! Who knows, White might be the best fuck of your life.

>>2660327
I-I-I wouldn't m-mind! *blush*

>>2660371

Noisy...

>>2660365
We could always just leave that to Poddo.

>>2660302
...

>>2660281
S...Son?

>>2660365
....Sure. At this point, I don't even care anymore.

>>2660381
The Japanese pronunciation of his name is "Koon" but I shorten it to "Kon" because it sounds cute~♥

>>2660403
Spit it out Viretta, you're leaving the others in suspense

>>2660281

I don't get it. Weren't you telling him to look for someone so he would be happy?

>>2660390
And you said you weren't a slut?

>>2660403
So when is the due date?

>>2660281
If it helps, Viretta wanted it and loved ever minute. At least, as far as I can see. As for you, N... Got a girl on your mind?

>>2660433
Don't you dare speak to her like that.

>>2660427
>>2660381

My pet name~

>>2660427
Dento, I asked a question, answer it.
I'll say it again.
Why is your gym designed the way it is? It seems like a terrible idea for a gym and a worse one for a restaurant.

>>2660383

...

>>2660390

It wouldn't be right to lead you on with feelings that I do not have for you.

... unless that changes somehow in the future.

>>2660475
My apologies sir, a bad habit when handling my fellow grunts.

>>2660417
F..Father...
>>2660452
B..But not defiling our team!..

>>2660491
I-I guess we'll see in the future, r-right? *tries to act like she's not nervous, but acts more nervous*

>>2660490
My guess is that they keep the curtains for... privacy matters.

>>2660471
......You're pissing me off.

>>2660514
Yes my son?

>>2660506
She's not a grunt anymore.

>>2660467
Haha. You amuse me so much Wily.
Enough to call you my best friend.

>>2660514

So you would be selfish enough to try and split them up?

I don't like it either, but that's unfair.

>>2660478
Of course it is♥

>>2660506
It's all right. I'm just a little... shy about sharing personal matters.

>>2660471
I...I don't know...
>>2660557
N...Nothing..

has anyone seen my daughter
it's her shift as gym leader

>>2660557
Oh come now Geech I'm not that great.

>>2660538
Stop fidgeting, you're making yourself look idiotic.

>>2660557
News to me sir, like I said, my apologies.

>>2660581
"daughter"?
I thought you were just Iris`s mentor, Shaga.

>>2660581
Hey Shaga! Sorry, but I haven't seen Iris here. But many gym leaders come by now and then, so you might want to keep an eye on what's happening.

>>2660491
Oh yes, Red, try to pretend you don't want her body. Your subconscious desires give you away. Your feeling of duty says no, but that only ever holds a man back so far... Eventually, in the wild storms of Mt. Silver, you will regress to your animal instincts and make a move on her.

>>2660538

Try and relax a little. Stress isn't going to be good while we're training up on Mt. Silver. You'll get sick easily.

she's like a daughter

>>2660634

I'll choose to ignore what you said.

>>2660557
S..So father... does this mean that.. e...even I ... could abuse my rank... and have a grunt... to love?...

>mfw all the crack pairings that come from these crazy threads

>>2660671
No better way to figure it out than to test it, now is there?

>>2660637
Y-Yes! *relaxes*
I have a strong constitution, don't worry!
It's you who'll have to worry. I know! I could make hot soup!

>>2660745

God you're insane.

>>2660737
T..True... *calls out a random female grunt*

>>2660671
Dude quit training your kid to be a rapist.

>>2660745

Hot soup sounds fine.

>>2660671
There was no rank abuse, Lord N.

>>2660671
....Are you implying I abused my rank?
...
Damn it.

>>2660620
You are forgiven.

>>2660569
I'm worse. You know this.

>>2660774
leave it be! I want to laugh! Jeez! You have any idea how hard it is to rp two characters WHILE writing a frickin essay?

>>2660813
Y..Yes...
>>2660793
...

>>2660820
I...could always take over N`s part for you if you`re really that busy ;;U;;

>>2660791
Ok!

>>2660820

Wait, what? I wasn't trying to actually insult you~

So, whatever happened to that guy who had so much Ho Yay with Corn? Minato or whatever?

>>2660867
White's secondary, I pop up an IE browser when I need to rp as her.
>>2660877
Last time I checked, insane was a bad thing.

>>2660793
Unless you want some.

>>2660959

I dunnoooo. I miss him.

>>2660973
I take offense to that.

>>2660973

I... was talking about White being insane, haha. Not insulting you personally D:

>>2660975

... I want some.

>>2661028
Not for you.

>>2661045

Lame.

>>2660975
F..Father... C..Could you h...hook me up wi...with a grunt?...
>>2660998
WTF?
>>2661017
Ah. I find it hilarious. Crack pairings ftw.

>>2661060
Haha. Your frustration amuses me child.

>>2661028
Such persistence... perhaps it might pay off one day.

>>2661060
Look son, just go find yourself a nice girl or something. A guy with your emo looks? Babes should be SWARMING you.

>>2661075

Agreed, haha. I love them. I was confused because you initially quoted the wrong post of mine instead of quoting the one about crack pairings. I meant that it's awesome that so many come from these threads

>>2661075
Can't you try and do it yourself?

You saw how me and Viretta did it.
You gotta learn yourself.

>>2661060
I..If father w..won't le...let you have him... I... I will.... sacrifice myself in lieu of him....

Seriously, I ain't been laid in half a decade. I got years of pent up sexuality in me, and AH NEEDS SOME! So, any ladies in here who wanna hook up with a Legend?

>>2661128
B..But I'm mentally deficient!...
Also, I don't have social skills.... You hid me... inside our castle......

>>2661098

Yeah, I try.

>>2661120

No thanks.

>>2661135

But... aren't you genderless? I'm assuming you could just use your...

Nevermind.

>>2661153
No better time to try than now, but don't limit yourself to just grunts, there's women all over the world for you to try on.

>>2661153
It's always your father's fault... Right?

>>2661135
Cripes, and I thought I was deprived.

>>2661153
Look son, just walk up to one and demand a date. All you need to do.

>>2661182

Hahahaha.

>>2661184
Ok...
>>2661186
Yes...
>>2661189
*Walks up to green* oh.. Hi... Aren't you the... famous person named Green?... W..Would you like to have dinner together?... EPIC FAIL TIME LOLOL

>>2661182
Nah, Mewtwo's genderless. I switch with the formes. Humans can't tell which is which, (hint: Attack is Female and Normal is Male, I'm not telling on the other two just yet), but I do.

>>2661153
You could have talked to grunts if you wanted too, you know.

>>2661184
I'd prefer for him to test the waters with people I'm familiar with.

>>2661182
M-Master Red! How are you? Do yo need anything? Food? A blanket? Pokemon? Supplies? A massage? Training? Battles? Anything at all?

>>2661253
I...I...

...

No wonder I'm so miserable...

>>2661288
F...Father!.. I got.. "rejected"... ?

>>2661175
Corn, I am five seconds to burning your gym down because of your brother. Would you care to save it and answer the question?>>2660490

>>2661288
How about testing with waiters you're familiar with? Will that be all right?

>>2661290
Don't get clingy girl. Boys don't like clingy.

>>2661311
At least he's trying.

>>2661311

I thought you were "fine"?

>>2661324

I don't know why they designed it that way. Honestly, it was mostly Poddo's idea. He's stubborn and wanted things his way and we just didn't feel like arguing.

I personally don't mind it, but I guess it's not for everyone's taste.

>>2661290

I'm alright.

But I'd like a neck massage, it isn't very comfortable to sleep on the ground.

>>2661399
Right away! *starts massaging Red's neck*

>>2661311
I'm sorry I don't know how to help you...

>>2661328

>>2661432
H...Hey Corn... Since father told me that men are superior to women... W..Would you like to have dinner with me?... lolfaillol

>>2661320
That'll happen sometimes, Lord N, just means you gotta try again on another girl. It's a trial and error process.

>>2661428
Just being here helps me, you know that.

...

N.
Stop stuttering. Keep your head high and ask a girl you've known for more than 5 seconds.

>>2661388
I'll ask him later. The gym can stay not-burned.

>>2661471

Er...

>>2661471
I've never said anything like that.

>>2661502
You're going to say no.

>>2661496
I don't think there are any that fit that bill, pal.

>>2661320
Don't worry about that, N. Green will come around when she sees you're the most hardcore motherfucker around. It's probably good to stop stuttering and prove you're an ultimate badass. Start with a Plasma Knight, if there's any you like. Or with Corn, he'd get with anything with a dick.

>>2661417

Much better... thank you.

>>2661517
You did!........ Never mind Corn...
Women I've known more than five seconds...
Nine
White
S
Viretta
Nannies
I don't think any of them would work.

>>2661551
Anytime!

>>2661546

Well, not ANYTHING...

I actually haven't slept with anyone in days.

RedXWhite Crack shipping is turning out to be hilarious to me. Probably not for anyone else, but whatever.

>>2661618

I actually kind of like it, haha.

>>2661600
Is that short for saying you're not as big a whore as most think of you as?

>>2661600
Only because Geechisu is straight and Minato returned to his own dimension.

>>2661618
I like it more than I probably should. I mean, she's what, 15 at most?

>>2661655

You could say that...

Father.. I don't know any females........
LMAO Captcha: for heavns

>>2661689
I think about 16. Red's what, 18?

>>2661689

Ohhh, I'll dig out the gay that's buried deep down in him eventually

>>2661695
I could send you to Hoenn. There's a lot of ladies there. Real pretty ones, too. And I could travel around with you, walking around with an alien demigod is a great conversation starter.

>>2661741
Hope you have enough shovels

>>2661741
Have fun with that.

He just found out what sex was...and it's been a living hell ever since.

...
Viretta? Where did you go?

>>2661844
Right here.

>>2661844
*Starts acting close to his age and gets pissed*
Wh..Why Viretta?.. So you can ... "study"... and leave me to ... live this life by myself?... I..It's your fault this happened!...

My goodness, what a thread this is turning out to be~

>>2661781
Yes, let's do it.
I'm tired... of Isshu and father.

>>2661844

I will.

>>2661907
Send me a postcard when you get there.

>>2661844
Stop cowering behind the girl, Geech. It's unbecoming.

>>2661897

Hey there, Ghost~

Long time no see.

>>2661964
Corn, my man~ How goes it?

>>2661907
All right then, now we're getting somewhere!
*Teleports self and N to Littleroot Town, Hoenn*
To start a new thread, or not to start a new thread? That is the question.

>>2661952
You offer amazing advice at excellent times, I hope I too can be anywhere near as wise when I become older.
>>2661907
I wish you success on your trip, Lord N!

This is turning out to be like the soaps mom watches.

... It's amusing.

>>2661952
Sure thing.
I think I've stopped stammering for the most part.
I'll just go on a trip from Isshu>Hoenn>Kanto>Johto>Sinnoh>NotIsshu

>>2662000

Fantastic, and you?

>>2662005
Thank you!

>>2662023

>tripfail

>>2662023
Wonderous~ Merely watching Geechisu constantly shoot himself in the foot~

>>2662038

MOTHER FUCKING CAPTCHAS

EGKJHGIDUSK

>>2662005
Well here's some advice, sarcasm is one of my pet peeves.

>>2662035
Tired.. *yawn* *falls asleep on Red's shoulder*

>>2662001
Idk.

>>2662054
Did I sound sarcastic? My apologies, I was trying to be sincere, but I'm not very good at it, I guess.

...

>>2662054

There's a shocker.

Corn, be useful for once and get me some dinner.

>>2662074

U-um...

>>2662100

How about no. I'm off work tonight.

>>2662053
There there, Corn.

>>2662126

>>2662118

>>2662110
*Hugs Red in sleep without knowing so*

>>2662097
Boy, I will sock you.

>>2662110
Best get used to it son, she's your pupil.

I think I scared Geechisu off...

>>2662206
Nah, he and Viretta just went back into their quarters to, ah, "study".

>>2662206
I don't think it was you...

>>2662206
If you did, that's quite a talent, or curse.

>>2662229

>>2662206
I think it was a combination of us, dear.

Sad. I wanted to punish him after ignoring me so much on our date...

>>2662241

Hm?

>>2662242

I'd say more of a curse.

>>2662178

*doesn't know whether to hug back or not* ...

>>2662180

I suppose it would keep us more warm at night on Mt. Silver, but...

Captcha: WIFE miforays.

>>2661892
...Son. You're 20.
You're old enough to go out into the world and learn things for yourself.

And don't bring Viretta into this. She's done nothing but show me how happy I can be.

>>2662050
Uh.

I'm at a friends house, eating dinner. Hence my slowness. Forgive me?

>>2662296

Ahh, no problem~

Hi, everyone.

>>2662291
*Eventually falls on Red's lap but doesn't wake up*

CAPTCHA: HUSBANDO getx Coincidence? I think not.

>>2662296
NEVER.

Oh okay but only just once.

>>2662288
I hope this curse doesn't influence other things you do.

>>2662335
Hi.

Deoxys, just continue itt.

>>2662335
Ah, Minato, I was waiting for you...
...I think this belongs to you.

>>2662335

Minatoooooo

/vp/ - roleplaying

This is horrible and you all should feel horrible.

>>2662360
...What the fucking shit is that?

>>2662291
But nothing. The girl is your responsibility.

>>2662335
Sup Bangs.

>>2662379

I feel kind of great, actually.

>>2662335
Oh good, I do know someone...
You are Minato, and not another Corn, right?

>>2662360

What the HELL?

>>2662354
Understood! Now, first thing you need to know about Hoenn is the water. It's everywhere, it's full of Tentacool, and I can't just be teleporting you from town to town. You ever meet any Water-types you can ask for a favor?

>>2662360
Umm...interesting friend there, Lady Viretta...

>>2662424
...Kyogre? XD

>>2662360
JESUS CHRIST WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT THING?

>>2662411
There's a difference between the two?

>>2662354
Deoxys?

>>2662360
GODDAMNIT, I WAS TRYING TO GET RID OF THAT

>>2662367
Hi, Corn~

>>2662397
Hello, Old Man.

>>2662411
It's been a while, Hoothoot.

>>2662469

I think Minato is the lesser evil of the two of us.

>>2662469
Yes, I know one, the other one I just threatened with arson.

>>2662341

*is a bit uncomfortable with her being on his lap, but adjusts to it regardless*

Lmao.

>>2662397

... you're right.

>>2662360
...I was wondering what that thing was and who it belonged too.
Ever since it broke into the room that one time....

VIRETTA

DID YOU LET GAYCHEESE FUCK YOU?
I NEED TO KNOW

>>2662503

>>2662469
Rolling around the castle...

>>2662379

...

>>2662527

NO

>>2662527
Do not yell at her like that.
She or I will speak when we feel we should.

>>2662456
As long as you don't mind killing half the talent pool in tsunamis. I was thinking more a utility model. Luckily, I know a Swampert who took to a life on the open ocean after his partner retired. He's got to be in Lilycove. If you're planning to meet ladies, it's a better idea to walk there than to teleport.

>>2662491
Has been, but a familiar face is always nice. I may have to use your head.

>>2662545
Such an emotional person you are...

>>2662581
He'll move on...with time.

>>2662469
>>2662503
>>2662532
I told Elizabeth to seal it into the book, but I don't think she listened to me...

A-Anyways, that's a Persona...

So I'll take it back into my body again, I guess...

>>2662501
*has a cute sleeping face on*

I feel horrible.

>>2662527
We demand proof. and tapes.

>>2662596

>>2662596
Does all people take so long, sir? I wouldn't know personally.

>>2662618
We...We don't have to prove anything.

...But...I suppose I could...provide a speck of proof, if Viretta will allow me?

>>2662557
Alright... I CAN use my ... err... Gyarados...

>>2662604
We don't care what you do with it, just get rid of it!

>>2662545
Yes.

>>2662501
Just wake her up if it's bothering you that much.

>>2662664

How about no.

>>2662664
I don't mind.

>>2662604
Ah, if it isn't Minato! I'm Deoxys, the DNA Pokémon. I've heard all about you, and how you're they gayest thing since Sephiroth/Elton John/Captain Falcon during the annual PPV Sodomy Marathon.

>>2662605

... *thinks she's adorable*

>>2662676

No, I'm fine like this.

>>2662676
I hate that thing, though, it makes me look like a gay pervert...

I think I'll just let Geechisu and Viretta take care of it. They seem capable...

>>2662698
We've only been in a relationship for a month I suppose, but I've known you for...over a year...
It's a rather awkward question but...would you be my wife?

>>2662716
*Runs into a random woman*
Oww... Sorry... By the way, would you like to have dinner with me? *charming smile*
N is for Never learns...
*rejected lmao*

>>2662675
That's a bit better. But we should get to Lilycove before we need to. Now, there's a girl in this town, by now she'd be around 19, that I want you to meet. Her name's May.

>>2662716
I'm the what?!

>>2662777
Alright!... *stopped stuttering, because people hated it*

>>2662749

Goddamn it.

>>2662742
*wakes up* *cutesy confused face* *Sees Red'sface and realizes what happened* *Gets up hurriedly* I'm sorry, Red, I'm sorry! *bows and apologizes*

>>2662787
Mewtwo's words, not mine.

>>2662791
This is her picture. She should be in that house right over there. You want me to go with you, or not?

>>2662828
Well, you have to kill her now.

>>2662828
Tough luck, friend.

>>2662849
Come in with me, it'll be more impressive.
>>2662850
;_; Don't murder the hypotenuse!!!!!!

>>2662749

>>2662850

I couldn't kill anyone if I tried... Besides--I don't hate her...

>>2662828
She hasn't said yes, yet, you moron.

>>2662903
...if...you don't want to be, that's...ok.

>>2662828
BAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, wish I could tape this.

>>2662895
TROPES ARE BAD FOR YOU

>>2662934

Hey, fuck you, bird.

>>2662934
Why did you need my head, anyways?

A-aren't things going a little too fast?!

>>2662831

No harm done... I don't really mind it.

>>2662950
Tropes, they help save lives

>>2662950

So apparently I'M the faggot and you're the one with black guys in tight white shirts and panties with you?

>>2662984
I suppose...I did ask quite soon...

>>2662984

>>2662987
R-Really? *blushes* *Hugs Red* *whispers:* Thanks...

>>2662895
All right. Now, what you need to do is be calm, be confident, and introduce yourself. Don't mention Plasma, since she stopped Magma and Aqua eight years ago, she wouldn't want to hear about criminals. Just introduce yourself as "new to the area" or whatever, and see if it goes well.

If anyone wants to join in and play May...
>>2662950
I didn't know this thread was full of Tropers! Damn, I put an example from the first night in the Troper Tales for Too Dumb To Live

>>2663002
Black guys?
He's ORANGE you colorblind baboon.

>>2662977
Roosting spot, of course.
Don't tell me you've never seen this.

>>2662966
What the hell was that for? Do I need to go back to burning the gym down?

>>2663045
But Plasma ain't evil!...
I used to hate tropes. Then I lol'd. Then I loved.

>>2663049

How does THAT change the situation at all?

>>2663009
I'm honored that you would ask me... but I don't think we should rush into anything, all right?

>>2663039
It's alright, there will be a giant penis riding a chariot at their wedding...

>>2663085
Well it changes the fact that they're orange and not black...

Oh my god this is gold.

>>2663105

...

>>2663100

>>2663087
...After hearing what Mr.Minato said...
I think you're very well right.

You're not angry with me, are you?

>>2663074
Plasma isn't evil, but she wouldn't know that. The Hoenn media is, well, let's say biased against activist teams after the events with Aqua and Magma.

>>2663085
It's a matter of principle.
And if you must know, he's a special fighting robot designed to cut through his enemies like butter.

>>2663063
I say do it anyways.

(almost 400 posts. might want to make a new thread soon. this one's auto saging)

>>2663040

... Y-you're welcome.

And now I'm shipping this pairing, wth.