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  • Blotter updated: 01/01/09
    • img.4chan.org (/b/ & /r9k/) back up, and working 100%. A few tweaks we just rolled out might have made it faster. There will be a brief period of downtime today (5/14) as we complete some upgrades.

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    7 KB We are not /b/'s personal Starfleet... Spacebat 05/14/09(Thu)21:01 No.1984834  
    From the 5-14-2009 Wikipedia entry on 4chan:

    >"Occasionally, when 4chan's img.4chan.org server which hosts /b/ goes down, /b/'s users ("/b/tards") will migrate to other boards on 4chan. Most frequently they will make the "Paranormal" board, known as /x/, or the "Animated GIF" board, known as /gif/, thier temporary home until the server is brought back up and /b/ returns. When taken over by /b/tards /x/ is generally referred to as "/bx/" or "/xb/" and /gif/ is referred to as "/bif/". This is usually accepted by the other boards with only a few of their users complaining about the influx of /b/tards. When the cause of /b/'s downtime is thought to be a DDoS or other attack, users of the other boards will often help /b/'s users retaliate against the alleged attackers so that /b/ will return allowing the other boards to return to normal as /b/tards go back to /b/."

    So, not only is the cancer now getting details on where to go to spread their /b/ullshit when /b/tards end up losing their precious fucking channel... but now it's being said that we'll go *help* counterattacks so we'll be left alone?

    What the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:04 No.1984842
    Dang even Wikipedia thinks you guys are whiny pussies.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:05 No.1984844
    There is a retarded (really retarded, not just dumb) girl who bothers my and my friend at lunch, and she has grown attracted to my friend. She offers badly drawn pictures and dumb love notes to my friend, and he laughs and throws them away. I've been keeping these in hopes that they may be lulzy.

    The note she gave him today had her phone number in it, with "call me." I will scan and post this note if there's enough interest generated in this thread.

    Her name is Shirley, and if you want to screw with her, tell her Jeremy hates her. If you want to screw with my friend, tell her Jeremy loves her and is too shy to say so. Either would work
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:08 No.1984850
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    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:08 No.1984851
    Damn, now when /b/ goes down all the newfags will go to /x/

    someone should change it to /k/
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:12 No.1984865
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    I can't believe you guys don't like us just a little.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:13 No.1984868
    >>1984851

    They should change it to "fuck off, you aren't welcome on the internet" but because /b/tards are completely ignorant to why people hate them, it probably won't sink in.
    >> Negi Springfield !!T4U+VFS8LHB 05/14/09(Thu)21:17 No.1984887
    The lulz gave up the ghost at 9:18 PM on 5/14/09 and all the /x/philes ate the body. A few bones were thrown in the trash.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:19 No.1984889
    Goddamit I am in such /x/ withdrawl at this point. How long has it since we've had two full consecutive days of non-/b/'d /x/?
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:19 No.1984892
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    >>1984834
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:20 No.1984893
    >>1984865
    I like /b/tards as much as I like cancer in the ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:20 No.1984894
    >>1984887

    Not possible. /x/philes would just eat the dick.
    >> Spacebat 05/14/09(Thu)21:29 No.1984948
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    >>1984893

    /b/tards *are* cancer of the ass.

    And since it looks like /b/ is temporarily offline as of time-of-writing, I guess we're going to lose /x/ again.

    Fucking moot.
    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:34 No.1984985
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    >> Anonymous 05/14/09(Thu)21:35 No.1985000
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    Are you fucking serious? I just got on and we had some many good threads going yesterday on here, fucking /b/ fourteen year old's spamming the board again. I highly doubt anyone who uses /b/ is over the age of fifteen with the shit I've seen walking around my brothers school. They fucking write memes on their school folders.
    >> Spacebat 05/14/09(Thu)22:58 No.1985618
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    So what will it take to get the Banhammer going in here?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:24 No.1986335
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    >>1985618

    Actually, Spacebat, /b/ is not your personal starfleet... but you are /b/'s personal starfleet. We own you. We always have. We always will.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:26 No.1986354
    >with only a few of their users complaining about the influx of /b/tards

    I actually didn't really mind /b/'s stay on /x/. There were more than 2 posts a day, and they did try their best to not be incredibly annoying. Besides, what the fuck are you doing reading about 4chan on wikipedia?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:28 No.1986371
    Aww come on guise don't be sad. besides resistince is futile and all that good shit
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    >> Spacebat 05/15/09(Fri)00:30 No.1986386
    >>1986354

    What, you mean like the shit they're spewing all over /x/ right now?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:31 No.1986392
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    When /x/ calls out "save us" I will whisper... "no"
    >> Negi Springfield !!T4U+VFS8LHB 05/15/09(Fri)00:32 No.1986401
    >>1986371
    Resisting only makes a /b/tard's cock harder. Learn to take it like a...bitch. Then they might get bored since no /b/tard has ever done a real woman before. In b4 femnon or cumdumpster. Only middle school loli are real girls on the intertubes.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:33 No.1986406
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    /b/ tries with you /x/ but you always have to whine about how you miss threads full of ghost dicks. You're out of line.

    Pic very related
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:34 No.1986423
    >>1986386
    Well, we don't mess with them they don't mess with us. We could have a happy paranormal thread and sure, some fuckers would come and troll, but for the most part we could have some good old paranormal fun.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:35 No.1986427
    I suppose we COULD have gone to /s/, but that's not as fun.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:37 No.1986436
    I think the best thing to do is welcome /b/ and just ignore the trolls (hard, but possible)
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:42 No.1986492
    The best thing would be to hunt down every single /b/tard and burn them at the stake. Like a good old fashioned witch hunt. There's not nearly as many /b/tards out there, contrary to what your average /b/tard would have you believe.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:43 No.1986506
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    >>1986492

    This is true, we're really only one guy.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:46 No.1986519
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    >>1986492
    I heard that /b/tards don't really burn
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:47 No.1986536
    >>1985000
    I'm over 14. :-(
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:48 No.1986542
    >>1986519
    I can think of only one way of finding out. brb setting myself on fire.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:50 No.1986561
    >>1986542
    Soooo... what's up? Are you a pile of ashes yet?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:51 No.1986567
    >>1986561
    ow, yes
    >> Namefaggotry !JkspZhZztQ 05/15/09(Fri)00:52 No.1986575
    >>1986536

    Post tits
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:54 No.1986593
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    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:55 No.1986603
    /x/ has the bad luck of being adjacent to /b/ as cancer infects the adjacent cells.
    >> FoxX !!9y4w1fXy9JL 05/15/09(Fri)00:55 No.1986611
    Usually i wont post when /b/ is here, but i concur.
    Mods should probably be less lazy. Enforce the phantom b& hammer.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:55 No.1986612
    >>1986536
    sorry, no tits. would you be interested in an average sized cock?
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:56 No.1986619
    It's easy. Post a citation request, then in a couple of days, delete the paragraph.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:56 No.1986623
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    >>1986492

    We're the ones in the hats.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)00:57 No.1986632
    >>1986506

    Actually, we are two...I am the only other person on 4chan
    just kidding...I am the person who posted the post I'm replying to
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:02 No.1986683
    >>1986632
    John?!
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:02 No.1986688
    >>1984844
    Must not give into the lulz.
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:05 No.1986708
    >>1986683

    OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW!
    >> Anonymous 05/15/09(Fri)01:38 No.1986945
    >>1986708
    Well, I AM from /x/, we have a 6th sense here John.

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