brush his hair
caress is slight frame

FUCKING EVERYTHING

come on /x/ i know you can do better than that

consensual sex in the missionary position

smooch on the lips, i am a straight male

>>1945180
not anymore.

buy that dude a fucking drink

let him lick my tight arse

i would slap the ever living shit out of him for letting /b/ go to complete shit an being too goddamn lazy to do anything about the cancer.

>>1945303

LOL

surpris buttsecks?

take him out for drinks and just chill. he seems like a cool guy.

I'd fuck him so hard he wouldn't be able to sit down for a week.

vote him to the top of the time 100

Love him tenderly

Play WoW with him

seems like he'd be hilarious to play with

Punch him in the face

>>1944996
ask for some cash. fag is hiding his trillions while we are starving here

call him out for being a furfag
then ask him for money

/x/ would probably turn him into a ghost or something lame like that
/b/ would dress him up like the little girl, then put on a pædobær suit and have it's way with him

Oh god I'd fuck him so hard

Brickhead

moot, PLEASE permaban all the ddosing ip's to rid us of the newfag plague for good.

>>1944996
He wears a smile yet those eyes do not hide his troubles ;-;

Anyone ever run into him in the city or around -- I wonder if he would find it weird for people to offer him drinks or lunch

boot to the head

>>1945488
>/x/ would probably turn him into a ghost or something lame like that
HAHAHAHAA

I'd make a real woman out of him

cuddle :3

i wonder what moot's butt hole smells like

steal his macbook

(im black)

>>1945616
oh god, this

i would shake his hand and say "hello. how are you"

Ask him why he tolerates a certain moderator that bans people every time he gets butthurt about other peoples opinions (worthless post, eat shit and die) instead of enforcing the rules as he's supposed to.

and generally why this moderator is important enough to keep despite the fact he provokes a large proportion of the DDoS attacks 4chan suffers.

drink a beer and post on 4chan while he is looking me

Marry him.
Spend his money and fuck him every night.

say to him:

"Hola amigo! como estas?"

Since I suppose he knows spanish

>>1945586
Wasn't that originally about the guy who made Myspace?

Change him in too M00t-Chan.

I would walk up to him, shake his hand firmly, thank him for the shit he caused by making 4chan and giving him a high five.

It'll probably end up buttsex anyway.

a barrel roll!

dress him like the little girl he wishes to be

raep

slap on the rist with my machete

>>1945511
>>1945619
this

>>1946012
this

>>1946186
is that mick jagger?

>>1946186

thats you moot right?

build him a basement here in Australia

convince him that he needs me for some glamarous buttsecks.

Ask him why he tolerates a certain moderator that bans people every time he gets butthurt about other peoples opinions (worthless post, eat shit and die) instead of enforcing the rules as he's supposed to.

and generally why this moderator is important enough to keep despite the fact he provokes a large proportion of the DDoS attacks 4chan suffers..

>>1946258

let him use yours, why not?

/r/ing a good picture of him.

I'd like to hang it in my room.

>>1946276

http://angrychan.org/rage/board.html
It was raided last night, but it's too empty at the moment.
GOGOGO

>>1946355
I meant to post in a new thread.
INB4FACEPALM

RAPE!

>>1946276
There's just so many to choose from!

VUNDO CANT BE THE CULPRIT!!

# Vundo will cause the infected web browser to pop up advertisements, many of which claim a need for software to fix system "deterioration".
# The desktop background may be changed to the image of an installation window saying there is adware on the computer.
# The screensaver may be changed to the Blue Screen of Death.
# In the Display Properties Control Panel, the background and screensaver tabs are missing because their "Hide" values in the Registry were changed to 1.
# Both the background and screensaver are in the System32 folder, however the screensaver cannot be deleted.
# Windows Automatic Updates (and other web-based services) may also be disabled and it is not possible to turn them back on.
# Infected DLLs (with randomized names such as "__c00369AB.dat" and "slmnvnk.dll") will be present in the Windows/System32 folder and references to the DLLs will be found in the user's start up (viewable in MSConfig), registry, and as browser add ons in Internet Explorer.
# >Vundo may attempt to prevent the user from removing it or otherwise impede its operation, such as by disabling the task manager, registry editor, and msconfig, thereby preventing the system from booting into safe mode.....

MOOT IS A STUPID CUNT

>>1946327
thank you, good sir.

show him my bellybutton than go to sleep

>>1946410
So post the cutest