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Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:19
No.10113244

File: 1337545145159.jpg-(29 KB, 753x600, jefff.jpg)

Anonymous 05/20/12(Sun)16:19 No.10113244

The object to your left is your weapon against Jeff The Killer

I have toast.

How fucked are you?

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:20
No.10113250

Anonymous No.10113250 05/20/12(Sun)16:20 No.10113250

>>10113244
>chair
It's fucking game time!

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:21
No.10113257

Anonymous No.10113257 05/20/12(Sun)16:21 No.10113257

A wall. A fucking wall!

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:22
No.10113260

Anonymous No.10113260 05/20/12(Sun)16:22 No.10113260

A PSP?

Dammit, why couldn't it have been my Vita?
With that I could've crushed him under its immense weight.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:22
No.10113262

Anonymous No.10113262 05/20/12(Sun)16:22 No.10113262

A wall ... well ... fuck

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:22
No.10113263

Anonymous No.10113263 05/20/12(Sun)16:22 No.10113263

A ballpoint pen. I'm game.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:22
No.10113264

Anonymous No.10113264 05/20/12(Sun)16:22 No.10113264

bitch please

i got dasani water

BRING IT CUNT NUGGET

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:23
No.10113274

Anonymous No.10113274 05/20/12(Sun)16:23 No.10113274

File: 1337545436126.png-(41 KB, 250x196, tumblr_lr4f5qYpbr1qjtt4s.png)

>mfw its a katana

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:24
No.10113277

Anonymous No.10113277 05/20/12(Sun)16:24 No.10113277

One screw-driver.

Bring it the fuck on.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:24
No.10113279

Anonymous No.10113279 05/20/12(Sun)16:24 No.10113279

By the grace of god, it's a Ruger .45, cocked and loaded. I'll be aight.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:25
No.10113286

Anonymous No.10113286 05/20/12(Sun)16:25 No.10113286

It's a handgun. LOLOLOLOL

Luck be a lady tonight

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:26
No.10113287

Anonymous No.10113287 05/20/12(Sun)16:26 No.10113287

The gap between my bed and my wall. Not even the wall; that's not within arm's reach.

Welp.

Setk the fixer !!5EVD4PI8ukC
05/20/12(Sun)16:26
No.10113288

Setk the fixer !!5EVD4PI8ukC No.10113288 05/20/12(Sun)16:26 No.10113288

a wall, usefull as a barrier, and the absolute biggest thing i can bludgeon him to death with. there are also machetes mounted to the wall.
im set.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:27
No.10113290

Anonymous No.10113290 05/20/12(Sun)16:27 No.10113290

A glass. Smash it and I'm good...Hopefully.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:28
No.10113291

Anonymous No.10113291 05/20/12(Sun)16:28 No.10113291

I have a dresser with my TV on it. I guess I can just push it on him..

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:36
No.10113324

Anonymous No.10113324 05/20/12(Sun)16:36 No.10113324

>>10113244
A glass of soda

OH
IT
IS
ON

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:40
No.10113340

Anonymous No.10113340 05/20/12(Sun)16:40 No.10113340

my bass gutair

the outcome shall be intresting

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)16:42
No.10113346

Anonymous No.10113346 05/20/12(Sun)16:42 No.10113346

A plastic fork and a cat.

Well, fuck.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:01
No.10113436

Anonymous No.10113436 05/20/12(Sun)17:01 No.10113436

i have blanket. i win.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:06
No.10113459

Anonymous No.10113459 05/20/12(Sun)17:06 No.10113459

A single tube of Mr Prittstick glue.

I do believe I am very much fucked.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:07
No.10113465

Anonymous No.10113465 05/20/12(Sun)17:07 No.10113465

A half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:07
No.10113467

Anonymous No.10113467 05/20/12(Sun)17:07 No.10113467

I have a cushion to suffocate him with!

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:09
No.10113477

Anonymous No.10113477 05/20/12(Sun)17:09 No.10113477

A cable remote, aw yeah!

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:10
No.10113482

Anonymous No.10113482 05/20/12(Sun)17:10 No.10113482

Hardcover version of Breaking Dawn. I'll just force him to read it.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:11
No.10113490

Anonymous No.10113490 05/20/12(Sun)17:11 No.10113490

>>10113244

I have a piano, and two bottle of nail polishes.. and a make-up bag.

wat do?

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:11
No.10113494

Anonymous No.10113494 05/20/12(Sun)17:11 No.10113494

A blanket... I guess I'll put it on and pretend I'm a ghost.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:11
No.10113495

Anonymous No.10113495 05/20/12(Sun)17:11 No.10113495

A bunch of neon lightbulbs, not sure if i'm fucked

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:11
No.10113496

Anonymous No.10113496 05/20/12(Sun)17:11 No.10113496

>Chair
>Guitar
>Two huge mugs
It's okay.
All I need is [spoiler]my bear hands[/spoiler]

Ford Taurus
05/20/12(Sun)17:13
No.10113506

Ford Taurus No.10113506 05/20/12(Sun)17:13 No.10113506

>>10113496
[spoiler]spoilers dont work here[/spoiler]

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:17
No.10113520

Anonymous No.10113520 05/20/12(Sun)17:17 No.10113520

I have a camera, a book and a pillow. I'm fucked.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:30
No.10113594

Anonymous No.10113594 05/20/12(Sun)17:30 No.10113594

>>10113520
The flash of the camera could startle him, giving you enough time to GTFO of there.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:34
No.10113625

Anonymous No.10113625 05/20/12(Sun)17:34 No.10113625

File: 1337549679002.gif-(1.84 MB, 400x295, mask.gif)

An Arizona Iced Tea

Captcha: archTea 28

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:35
No.10113631

Anonymous No.10113631 05/20/12(Sun)17:35 No.10113631

>Scissors

I might have a chance.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:40
No.10113670

Anonymous No.10113670 05/20/12(Sun)17:40 No.10113670

File: 1337550006364.gif-(499 KB, 220x283, 1337189388914.gif)

>>10113244
Bar of soap
It's GAME TIME

Chack Jick
05/20/12(Sun)17:43
No.10113689

Chack Jick No.10113689 05/20/12(Sun)17:43 No.10113689

>>10113274
>>10113279
>>10113286

A list of people who live in the south. I've got an iPod

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:44
No.10113692

Anonymous No.10113692 05/20/12(Sun)17:44 No.10113692

A belgian malinois

>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:45
No.10113700

Anonymous No.10113700 05/20/12(Sun)17:45 No.10113700

A Pillow.

So, uh, does Jeff enjoy pillowfights?

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:46
No.10113702

Anonymous No.10113702 05/20/12(Sun)17:46 No.10113702

>>10113689
Kill him with shitty quality.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:47
No.10113706

Anonymous No.10113706 05/20/12(Sun)17:47 No.10113706

>>10113689
I don't live in the south at all... I don't know why you would assume that.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:47
No.10113709

Anonymous No.10113709 05/20/12(Sun)17:47 No.10113709

A replica of the Master Sword from Zelda.

Don't worry Jeff, the anus cream is in the pantry.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)17:50
No.10113717

Anonymous No.10113717 05/20/12(Sun)17:50 No.10113717

>>10113706

Because they're a Liberal gun-hating yuppie. c:

Icouldbeagentmzed !qulOtkRWMQ
05/20/12(Sun)17:53
No.10113743

Icouldbeagentmzed !qulOtkRWMQ No.10113743 05/20/12(Sun)17:53 No.10113743

What's the story with Jeff the killer?
Oh and a pillow. I will slay him with maximum comfort

Chack Jick
05/20/12(Sun)18:01
No.10113795

Chack Jick No.10113795 05/20/12(Sun)18:01 No.10113795

>>10113717

Yeah, pretty much. Although I have guns too.

I just feel guilty about it.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)18:04
No.10113815

Anonymous No.10113815 05/20/12(Sun)18:04 No.10113815

A bag of Cheetos, but since Jeff is totally fake then it's pretty logical. I accept the fact that he's a fake picture and then eat the Cheetos, I win.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)18:05
No.10113822

Anonymous No.10113822 05/20/12(Sun)18:05 No.10113822

a karambit and my brick mobile phone.
also, I am already in bed.
This is gonna get interesting.

Step Up, Ghettoblaster !!/nse/yi5HTp
05/20/12(Sun)18:07
No.10113846

Step Up, Ghettoblaster !!/nse/yi5HTp No.10113846 05/20/12(Sun)18:07 No.10113846

File: 1337551675055.jpg-(14 KB, 204x204, oh lawd.jpg)

A half-eaten banana. Life sucks.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)18:08
No.10113849

Anonymous No.10113849 05/20/12(Sun)18:08 No.10113849

A glass of cranberry juice with a straw in it.

Cranberry juice is good for the urinary tract so I guess I'll have no problems pissing myself with fear.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)18:31
No.10113993

Anonymous No.10113993 05/20/12(Sun)18:31 No.10113993

File: 1337553081196.jpg-(9 KB, 228x221, feelsbagman.jpg)

an empty hairdryer box

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)18:47
No.10114071

Anonymous No.10114071 05/20/12(Sun)18:47 No.10114071

File: 1337554077972.jpg-(433 KB, 855x1050, 030.jpg)

Cummy toilet paper wad.

Who knows, could be effective?

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)18:52
No.10114103

Anonymous No.10114103 05/20/12(Sun)18:52 No.10114103

>>10114071

Get Rid Of Slimy girlS

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)18:55
No.10114127

Anonymous No.10114127 05/20/12(Sun)18:55 No.10114127

inb4 broken nokia

Anonymous
noko05/20/12(Sun)18:56
No.10114137

noko Anonymous No.10114137 05/20/12(Sun)18:56 No.10114137

File: 1337554607059.gif-(94 KB, 499x281, 1334546345922.gif)

A hammer. No, the the kind you hit a nail with. More like the 12lb steel ball on a steel wire thrown in field events. Also, a can of Chef Boyardee motherfuckers.

>Mfw

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)18:57
No.10114140

Anonymous No.10114140 05/20/12(Sun)18:57 No.10114140

A wall...
I'm ok with this

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)18:58
No.10114147

Anonymous No.10114147 05/20/12(Sun)18:58 No.10114147

My iPod touch.

Pretty fucking toast.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:00
No.10114158

Anonymous No.10114158 05/20/12(Sun)19:00 No.10114158

File: 1337554826255.png-(249 KB, 480x360, NotmadLULZ.png)

my ex marine of 22 years step dad... not too fucked.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:08
No.10114202

Anonymous No.10114202 05/20/12(Sun)19:08 No.10114202

>>10114158
There are no ex-marines man. Only those fighting a battle for other means and against other enemies. We never cease to serve, protect, and overcome. There is a reason as to why we are ever faithful.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:12
No.10114224

Anonymous No.10114224 05/20/12(Sun)19:12 No.10114224

File: 1337555533066.gif-(739 KB, 300x163, 1337358957333.gif)

A precariously balanced pile of glass cups and ceramic plates.

Let's do this.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:15
No.10114238

Anonymous No.10114238 05/20/12(Sun)19:15 No.10114238

pillow
i could put it on my face so that he cant see me

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:19
No.10114280

Anonymous No.10114280 05/20/12(Sun)19:19 No.10114280

File: 1337555963484.jpg-(13 KB, 251x251, 1305141991728s.jpg)

>>10114238
You're smart. You must be oldfag

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:20
No.10114297

Anonymous No.10114297 05/20/12(Sun)19:20 No.10114297

File: 1337556057079.jpg-(189 KB, 720x960, art.jpg)

<---- This

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:23
No.10114313

Anonymous No.10114313 05/20/12(Sun)19:23 No.10114313

A blanket. Guess I'll throw it over him and book it.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:24
No.10114320

Anonymous No.10114320 05/20/12(Sun)19:24 No.10114320

lubricant

Awkward

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:26
No.10114335

Anonymous No.10114335 05/20/12(Sun)19:26 No.10114335

>>10114297
that is one fucking cute dog

TR15T4N777
05/20/12(Sun)19:26
No.10114337

TR15T4N777 No.10114337 05/20/12(Sun)19:26 No.10114337

A chalupa. A super hot, and I mean hot enough to melt steel, chalupa.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:28
No.10114348

Anonymous No.10114348 05/20/12(Sun)19:28 No.10114348

>>10113520
Why is there a camera pointed at your bed?

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:29
No.10114354

Anonymous No.10114354 05/20/12(Sun)19:29 No.10114354

Chicken and Mashed Potatoes, guess I win, nobody can resist Chicken and Mashed Potatoes.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:30
No.10114362

Anonymous No.10114362 05/20/12(Sun)19:30 No.10114362

>deck of cards

IT'S TIME TO DUEL.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:31
No.10114368

Anonymous No.10114368 05/20/12(Sun)19:31 No.10114368

File: 1337556703195.png-(459 KB, 680x680, brilliant.png)

>>10114362

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)19:37
No.10114405

Anonymous No.10114405 05/20/12(Sun)19:37 No.10114405

A window.

So I guess I'm jumping out...?

Decarabia
05/20/12(Sun)19:54
No.10114498

Decarabia No.10114498 05/20/12(Sun)19:54 No.10114498

>pillow
Welp, i'm screwed.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)20:16
No.10114656

Anonymous No.10114656 05/20/12(Sun)20:16 No.10114656

File: 1337559394417.jpg-(29 KB, 222x211, asset.PNG?id=90AE0F2F-FAE3-4C1(...).jpg)

Why does everyone work at a pillow factory?

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)20:17
No.10114666

Anonymous No.10114666 05/20/12(Sun)20:17 No.10114666

File: 1337559452440.jpg-(27 KB, 534x543, purple-exercise-ball-1[1].jpg)

I have this fucking shit. #1

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)20:20
No.10114686

Anonymous No.10114686 05/20/12(Sun)20:20 No.10114686

a Fallout 3 CD
im fucked

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)20:28
No.10114745

Anonymous No.10114745 05/20/12(Sun)20:28 No.10114745

An assortment of pencils, an exacto knife and an eraser.
This will be a battle of the ages!

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)20:30
No.10114768

Anonymous No.10114768 05/20/12(Sun)20:30 No.10114768

a dog bed...

maybe i could smother him

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)20:34
No.10114794

Anonymous No.10114794 05/20/12(Sun)20:34 No.10114794

File: 1337560487497.jpg-(130 KB, 640x480, Photo on 2012-05-20 at 20.33.jpg)

Vintage StarWars lunchbox + the thermos in it. Fuck shit up.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)20:42
No.10114846

Anonymous No.10114846 05/20/12(Sun)20:42 No.10114846

>>10114656

Probably on a laptop in bed.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)20:48
No.10114890

Anonymous No.10114890 05/20/12(Sun)20:48 No.10114890

File: 1337561337334.png-(205 KB, 320x704, playermodel.png)

my electric bass and a yamaha psr e223 keyboard.
LET US DUEL ASSHAT!11!

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)20:50
No.10114907

Anonymous No.10114907 05/20/12(Sun)20:50 No.10114907

>>10114890
>>10113340
So many bass players on 4chan

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)21:02
No.10114984

Anonymous No.10114984 05/20/12(Sun)21:02 No.10114984

Deoderant. Im okay with this

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)21:16
No.10115064

Anonymous No.10115064 05/20/12(Sun)21:16 No.10115064

My tablet...

I guess I could strangle him?

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)21:17
No.10115068

Anonymous No.10115068 05/20/12(Sun)21:17 No.10115068

File: 1337563032216.jpg-(21 KB, 150x150, Do Not Want.jpg)

Chocolate milk. Why not?

G|d30n !!sU7SghX9BRj
05/20/12(Sun)21:19
No.10115084

G|d30n !!sU7SghX9BRj No.10115084 05/20/12(Sun)21:19 No.10115084

A box of 250 strike anywhere matches. I could figure out something to do with that.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)22:30
No.10115568

Anonymous No.10115568 05/20/12(Sun)22:30 No.10115568

A bookshelf.

o___o

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)22:32
No.10115591

Anonymous No.10115591 05/20/12(Sun)22:32 No.10115591

sub woofer

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)22:35
No.10115627

Anonymous No.10115627 05/20/12(Sun)22:35 No.10115627

i have a backpack that has my dirty underwear in it. bring it motherfucker.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)22:46
No.10115694

Anonymous No.10115694 05/20/12(Sun)22:46 No.10115694

A TV.
We can watch a movie together.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)22:52
No.10115743

Anonymous No.10115743 05/20/12(Sun)22:52 No.10115743

An entire bed
Hide under the blankets, i'll be fine

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)22:55
No.10115768

Anonymous No.10115768 05/20/12(Sun)22:55 No.10115768

Mfw I'm holding my 12 gauge double barrel shotgun.

Come at me nigger.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)22:55
No.10115772

Anonymous No.10115772 05/20/12(Sun)22:55 No.10115772

A fedora and a pair of steampunk goggles.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)23:10
No.10115869

Anonymous No.10115869 05/20/12(Sun)23:10 No.10115869

Two pillows, a blanket, a pair of jogging shorts, a lamp, and a lamp-stand, plus an assortment of wires.

...

FUCK YEAH LETS DO THIS SHIT.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)23:25
No.10115968

Anonymous No.10115968 05/20/12(Sun)23:25 No.10115968

File: 1337570706461.jpg-(170 KB, 642x930, Vader Aliens.jpg)

My weapon is the armless, legless torso of a mannequin with a leather jacket draped over it. There's a box fan right next to it. I'm not sure what to do here.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)23:27
No.10115978

Anonymous No.10115978 05/20/12(Sun)23:27 No.10115978

plate and fork.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)23:28
No.10115986

Anonymous No.10115986 05/20/12(Sun)23:28 No.10115986

File: 1337570898292.jpg-(87 KB, 385x383, 1336343707562.jpg)

My closet.

Which is filled with pillows

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)23:29
No.10115996

Anonymous No.10115996 05/20/12(Sun)23:29 No.10115996

an aquarium. Id rather die then ruin my planted tank </3

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)23:32
No.10116019

Anonymous No.10116019 05/20/12(Sun)23:32 No.10116019

mini fridge lol

Anonymous
dfga05/20/12(Sun)23:34
No.10116031

dfga Anonymous No.10116031 05/20/12(Sun)23:34 No.10116031

Toilet paper lol

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)23:38
No.10116063

Anonymous No.10116063 05/20/12(Sun)23:38 No.10116063

Googly eyes.

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)23:41
No.10116088

Anonymous No.10116088 05/20/12(Sun)23:41 No.10116088

File: 1337571668619.jpg-(25 KB, 400x400, a2.jpg)

A marker and a lamp.

I will blind him and color all over him.

Skeptical Religious Douchebag !O/hJqSJ47.
05/20/12(Sun)23:42
No.10116091

Skeptical Religious Douchebag !O/hJqSJ47. No.10116091 05/20/12(Sun)23:42 No.10116091

A bed
Okay...

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)23:47
No.10116120

Anonymous No.10116120 05/20/12(Sun)23:47 No.10116120

>my boxing gloves

atleast I can avoid injuring my hands while I punch him to death

Anonymous
05/20/12(Sun)23:55
No.10116159

Anonymous No.10116159 05/20/12(Sun)23:55 No.10116159

Fucking shower curtain... I am shitting as we speak this could be interesting

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)00:05
No.10116208

Anonymous No.10116208 05/21/12(Mon)00:05 No.10116208

A plastic cup full of water and a machete I was sharpening.

Game Plan:
>Pour water on machete
>Flick water on Jeff's face
>Beat him down with the cup

Shit's on, nigger

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)00:20
No.10116305

Anonymous No.10116305 05/21/12(Mon)00:20 No.10116305

File: 1337574058328.jpg-(62 KB, 434x377, 1309559705080.jpg)

~chucks cat at Jeff~ >w>

Sorry kitty... You were the only thing to the left. D:

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)00:32
No.10116374

Anonymous No.10116374 05/21/12(Mon)00:32 No.10116374

File: 1337574720709.jpg-(66 KB, 640x480, Picture 1.jpg)

This was to my left when I read that

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)00:33
No.10116386

Anonymous No.10116386 05/21/12(Mon)00:33 No.10116386

>My sister
Fuckin' lol'd.

Charmander
05/21/12(Mon)00:36
No.10116407

Charmander No.10116407 05/21/12(Mon)00:36 No.10116407

A window fan...well shit...

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)00:36
No.10116408

Anonymous No.10116408 05/21/12(Mon)00:36 No.10116408

Object to my Left is Jeff. I'm golden

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)00:37
No.10116413

Anonymous No.10116413 05/21/12(Mon)00:37 No.10116413

ahh fuck, got a white board, 2-3ish ft by 1-2ish ft. T.T

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)00:38
No.10116422

Anonymous No.10116422 05/21/12(Mon)00:38 No.10116422

My collector's edition Disney 100th anniversary glass I got from McDonalds. I'm going to beat him into submission...with my dick.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)00:42
No.10116443

Anonymous No.10116443 05/21/12(Mon)00:42 No.10116443

Jefferey Dahmer? I'm not black, I won't be on his menu anytime soon..

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)00:42
No.10116444

Anonymous No.10116444 05/21/12(Mon)00:42 No.10116444

>>10116422
you must not have a dick. my grandmother collects those glasses

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)00:44
No.10116459

Anonymous No.10116459 05/21/12(Mon)00:44 No.10116459

File: 1337575463414.jpg-(26 KB, 500x374, 301234_182165911862582_1637828(...).jpg)

>>10116443
>doesn't know who Jeff the Killer is.
>MFW

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)00:49
No.10116476

Anonymous No.10116476 05/21/12(Mon)00:49 No.10116476

>>10113244 assumes i don't always hold a gun on me. Assumes jeff the killer would make it in my front door without getting his face shot off. Nuff said?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)01:12
No.10116565

Anonymous No.10116565 05/21/12(Mon)01:12 No.10116565

haha I have my bed header a bit heavy but ready to use it to attack. I'll fuck up those bitches bad. Paranormal or not.

Orlokk !!qg2145FUZuy
05/21/12(Mon)01:14
No.10116571

Orlokk !!qg2145FUZuy No.10116571 05/21/12(Mon)01:14 No.10116571

I got a choice between some sweet BOSE headphones or I could break the glass I just had some water in and try to stab him with the shards or just throw the damn thing at him.

I also have an art easel behind me.

Lavender !!9DTYJlsJjws
05/21/12(Mon)01:16
No.10116585

Lavender !!9DTYJlsJjws No.10116585 05/21/12(Mon)01:16 No.10116585

File: 1337577390207.jpg-(81 KB, 446x850, 1335500167146.jpg)

>>10116459
It is not our place to insult, it is our place to inform.

>>10116443
Here you are my friend.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_The_Killer

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)01:22
No.10116607

Anonymous No.10116607 05/21/12(Mon)01:22 No.10116607

My xbox 360 controller, i should be good.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)01:30
No.10116636

Anonymous No.10116636 05/21/12(Mon)01:30 No.10116636

>>10116444
i only have 1

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)01:35
No.10116661

Anonymous No.10116661 05/21/12(Mon)01:35 No.10116661

My unicorn
I'll totally win
Fucking Unicorn Powers
They fucking own!

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)02:03
No.10116800

Anonymous No.10116800 05/21/12(Mon)02:03 No.10116800

My computer in it's entirety

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)02:04
No.10116805

Anonymous No.10116805 05/21/12(Mon)02:04 No.10116805

>>10113244
What if we're beside ourselves?

Femme !!u2s8Hoe9Bz7
05/21/12(Mon)02:06
No.10116815

Femme !!u2s8Hoe9Bz7 No.10116815 05/21/12(Mon)02:06 No.10116815

>A lamp that you clip to the side of a desk.
Kaaaaay...I'm fucked.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)02:07
No.10116817

Anonymous No.10116817 05/21/12(Mon)02:07 No.10116817

a stuffed Eeyore.
how effective.

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
05/21/12(Mon)02:09
No.10116834

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ No.10116834 05/21/12(Mon)02:09 No.10116834

File: 1337580555505.jpg-(146 KB, 520x352, 126200_v1.jpg)

>>10113244
I'm going to fake to the left and go for the knife to my right, if you don't mind.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)02:16
No.10116861

Anonymous No.10116861 05/21/12(Mon)02:16 No.10116861

>DAT MOTIVATION

http://gifura.orzhk.org/src/1332235315120.swf

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)02:17
No.10116865

Anonymous No.10116865 05/21/12(Mon)02:17 No.10116865

My roommate!

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)02:19
No.10116878

Anonymous No.10116878 05/21/12(Mon)02:19 No.10116878

I hate to hijack your thread but I can't start my own from my phone. My basement is very haunted and tonight me and some friends have decided to draw it out, we have plenty of materials but no know how, we will post results and pictures for any legit idea suggested

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)02:21
No.10116885

Anonymous No.10116885 05/21/12(Mon)02:21 No.10116885

File: 1337581282062.jpg-(73 KB, 600x400, 15267.jpg)

An empty tea mug.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)02:23
No.10116893

Anonymous No.10116893 05/21/12(Mon)02:23 No.10116893

Moist Nugget, with a nice loaded clip within reach. Aw, yeah.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)02:23
No.10116896

Anonymous No.10116896 05/21/12(Mon)02:23 No.10116896

A beer bottle Im fucking drunk

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)02:24
No.10116903

Anonymous No.10116903 05/21/12(Mon)02:24 No.10116903

>>10113244
I have a table

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)02:25
No.10116907

Anonymous No.10116907 05/21/12(Mon)02:25 No.10116907

>>10116878

Woah, hold on bro, I know that feel. I'll make a, whoops,

>>10116902

There ya go bro, have at it, she's yours now.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)07:31
No.10117661

Anonymous No.10117661 05/21/12(Mon)07:31 No.10117661

A hand gun....

FUCK YEAH

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)07:33
No.10117663

Anonymous No.10117663 05/21/12(Mon)07:33 No.10117663

my cup of morning tea
fuck Jeff
I'mma enjoy my tea

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)07:55
No.10117709

Anonymous No.10117709 05/21/12(Mon)07:55 No.10117709

a teaspoon........well fuck

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)07:58
No.10117714

Anonymous No.10117714 05/21/12(Mon)07:58 No.10117714

my friend Matt, he got this

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)07:59
No.10117717

Anonymous No.10117717 05/21/12(Mon)07:59 No.10117717

to the left of me is a JEFF THE K

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)07:59
No.10117718

Anonymous No.10117718 05/21/12(Mon)07:59 No.10117718

A nalgene water bottle (full). Not exactly my first choice, but at least it won't break.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)08:09
No.10117728

Anonymous No.10117728 05/21/12(Mon)08:09 No.10117728

I'm on the couch so an an armrest? Other than that the ethernet cable...I'm fucked

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)08:13
No.10117732

Anonymous No.10117732 05/21/12(Mon)08:13 No.10117732

my bed

ill sex him to death?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)08:16
No.10117736

Anonymous No.10117736 05/21/12(Mon)08:16 No.10117736

у меня тут фигурки Эпплджек и Флаттершай.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)08:40
No.10117773

Anonymous No.10117773 05/21/12(Mon)08:40 No.10117773

computer moniter bitches

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)08:49
No.10117782

Anonymous No.10117782 05/21/12(Mon)08:49 No.10117782

>sex him to death

This does not seem like a terrible way to deal with problems.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)08:53
No.10117789

Anonymous No.10117789 05/21/12(Mon)08:53 No.10117789

money, so i guess i'll just throw some at him in hopes of getting a lap dance

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)08:57
No.10117795

Anonymous No.10117795 05/21/12(Mon)08:57 No.10117795

File: 1337605036480.jpg-(1.91 MB, 3264x2448, 2012-05-21 07.56.26.jpg)

I think I won for once.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)09:01
No.10117798

Anonymous No.10117798 05/21/12(Mon)09:01 No.10117798

File: 1337605292564.jpg-(107 KB, 796x539, DX1254Close.jpg)

A fake pistol

N19H75H4D3
05/21/12(Mon)12:47
No.10118290

N19H75H4D3 No.10118290 05/21/12(Mon)12:47 No.10118290

Empty McDonald's bag and some car keys we could take a trip to Micky D's and buy some burgers and wait for obesity to kill him

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)12:50
No.10118297

Anonymous No.10118297 05/21/12(Mon)12:50 No.10118297

The paper box that my WoW disks came in...fuck...

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)12:56
No.10118311

Anonymous No.10118311 05/21/12(Mon)12:56 No.10118311

Paper
Well paper beats rock so it should be possible somehow.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)13:00
No.10118327

Anonymous No.10118327 05/21/12(Mon)13:00 No.10118327

strawberries
Fuck.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)13:10
No.10118353

Anonymous No.10118353 05/21/12(Mon)13:10 No.10118353

>A shinai a friend bought for me.
Sure, it probably wont kill him, but damn it if it wont hurt like 60 niggers when swung hard enough.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)13:17
No.10118377

Anonymous No.10118377 05/21/12(Mon)13:17 No.10118377

Oh thank god i have a knife.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)13:34
No.10118445

Anonymous No.10118445 05/21/12(Mon)13:34 No.10118445

A het pack that wraps around your neck.
Let's do this.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)13:40
No.10118466

Anonymous No.10118466 05/21/12(Mon)13:40 No.10118466

>>10118311
Kay,

You hold up a sheet of paper to protect you when I throw a rock at you.

Will it protect you? No.

Your arguement is invalid.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)13:44
No.10118477

Anonymous No.10118477 05/21/12(Mon)13:44 No.10118477

...lol very sharp wine opener...time to go stabbin

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)13:47
No.10118487

Anonymous No.10118487 05/21/12(Mon)13:47 No.10118487

>A 300 pound, 6 1/2 foot monster of a man

>FUCK YEAH

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)13:53
No.10118509

Anonymous No.10118509 05/21/12(Mon)13:53 No.10118509

A bottle of Noros. Well...I could get him high and proceed from there.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)13:56
No.10118525

Anonymous No.10118525 05/21/12(Mon)13:56 No.10118525

>>10118509
I meant Norco. Just might work after all.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)14:02
No.10118554

Anonymous No.10118554 05/21/12(Mon)14:02 No.10118554

File: 1337623368639.jpg-(80 KB, 800x600, Kissa_Guns001.jpg)

>object on your left

Which one?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)14:04
No.10118561

Anonymous No.10118561 05/21/12(Mon)14:04 No.10118561

my phone....bring it bitch

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)14:08
No.10118572

Anonymous No.10118572 05/21/12(Mon)14:08 No.10118572

I've got a bongo.

Shit's on like donkey kong.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)14:12
No.10118588

Anonymous No.10118588 05/21/12(Mon)14:12 No.10118588

a ballpoint pen. Can't lose.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)14:13
No.10118592

Anonymous No.10118592 05/21/12(Mon)14:13 No.10118592

Deodorants and lighters.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)14:14
No.10118595

Anonymous No.10118595 05/21/12(Mon)14:14 No.10118595

I have a copy of Diablo 3 besides me. I WILL SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)14:14
No.10118596

Anonymous No.10118596 05/21/12(Mon)14:14 No.10118596

>>10118554

The cat bro, go for the cat.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)16:23
No.10119114

Anonymous No.10119114 05/21/12(Mon)16:23 No.10119114

I have three fucking pillows, what shit will that do?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)16:42
No.10119199

Anonymous No.10119199 05/21/12(Mon)16:42 No.10119199

A bed, gonna lullaby him to death

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)16:43
No.10119208

Anonymous No.10119208 05/21/12(Mon)16:43 No.10119208

Tomato & Basil Wheat Thins. Death by nutrition.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)17:10
No.10119384

Anonymous No.10119384 05/21/12(Mon)17:10 No.10119384

File: 1337634625225.jpg-(126 KB, 648x464, IMG_20120521_145935.jpg)

I have many things to the left of me.
Gonna try my luck with the modelling knives.
At least I can have that pepsi as my last drink.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)17:34
No.10119523

Anonymous No.10119523 05/21/12(Mon)17:34 No.10119523

My friend's bong "Storm".
I wouldn't use it as a weapon. I might break it.

Derefts !x3TitsVCok
05/21/12(Mon)17:37
No.10119537

Derefts !x3TitsVCok No.10119537 05/21/12(Mon)17:37 No.10119537

File: 1337636260115.jpg-(28 KB, 390x310, 32.jpg)

>>10119384
>triforce wallet
>pepsi
>shit-tier speakers
>shit-tier earbuds

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)17:42
No.10119558

Anonymous No.10119558 05/21/12(Mon)17:42 No.10119558

File: 1337636531936.jpg-(35 KB, 489x394, 1330917250059.jpg)

>>10113244
A corkscrew with a 2 inch blade and bottle opener.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)17:43
No.10119564

Anonymous No.10119564 05/21/12(Mon)17:43 No.10119564

A fucking phone charger -.- .... LET'S DO THIS BITCH!!!!

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)17:46
No.10119574

Anonymous No.10119574 05/21/12(Mon)17:46 No.10119574

Going to drown him with MY SEMEN

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)17:46
No.10119577

Anonymous No.10119577 05/21/12(Mon)17:46 No.10119577

Shoe laces, guess I'll try strangling him

Amarendra
05/21/12(Mon)17:48
No.10119582

Amarendra No.10119582 05/21/12(Mon)17:48 No.10119582

My Pitbull-Boxer crossbread bitchmut of death.
For real though, her name's Jasmine, mean bitch.

sage
05/21/12(Mon)17:49
No.10119586

sage No.10119586 05/21/12(Mon)17:49 No.10119586

>>10119537
those speakers are actually good. i agree with everything else though.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)17:55
No.10119611

Anonymous No.10119611 05/21/12(Mon)17:55 No.10119611

Jeff The Killer is the one who's fuck because I have my entire sword and knife collection.

Whygodwhy
05/21/12(Mon)18:02
No.10119653

Whygodwhy No.10119653 05/21/12(Mon)18:02 No.10119653

I have a fork....I shall survive.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)18:05
No.10119670

Anonymous No.10119670 05/21/12(Mon)18:05 No.10119670

File: 1337637957426.gif-(984 KB, 480x360, 1327452698971.gif)

>>10113625
>>10113625
lucky bitch, i'd kill for one of those right now

also, my weapon is my iphone. I'm fucked

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)18:07
No.10119676

Anonymous No.10119676 05/21/12(Mon)18:07 No.10119676

File: 1337638035379.jpg-(3 KB, 126x126, 1329423422130.jpg)

>>10119611
>>10119611
i agree, jeff is very fuck

Arlian !!9JJYWw9kHw0
05/21/12(Mon)18:07
No.10119678

Arlian !!9JJYWw9kHw0 No.10119678 05/21/12(Mon)18:07 No.10119678

I have a choice between:

Pile of books
Chair
Deodorant Can
Phone
Clothes

Yep, I'm pretty fucked.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)18:10
No.10119699

Anonymous No.10119699 05/21/12(Mon)18:10 No.10119699

A Sigg water bottle, ipod cord, a number of projectiles.

I guess I could throw shit at him to freak him out (bonus if something connects because I have rocks and glass), wrap the cord around his neck like a tourniquet, and then attempt to drown him.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)18:13
No.10119714

Anonymous No.10119714 05/21/12(Mon)18:13 No.10119714

a blanket.
i am okay with this.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)18:17
No.10119740

Anonymous No.10119740 05/21/12(Mon)18:17 No.10119740

>>10113244
it's a glass bottle

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)18:18
No.10119747

Anonymous No.10119747 05/21/12(Mon)18:18 No.10119747

File: 1337638702502.jpg-(45 KB, 753x600, poop.jpg)

>>10113244
a big purple dildo

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)18:19
No.10119757

Anonymous No.10119757 05/21/12(Mon)18:19 No.10119757

My bathroom sink. Is he allergic to water by any change? If not, at least I'll die on the crapper so my innards won't go anywhere or make that much of a mess. Tile floor for the win!

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)18:20
No.10119759

Anonymous No.10119759 05/21/12(Mon)18:20 No.10119759

>>10119678

>2012
>Browse /x
>Not keeping a handy lighter near your deodorant in order to fend off Jeff/Aliums/Slendy/Rake/Demons/Succubus/Mizar

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)18:27
No.10119792

Anonymous No.10119792 05/21/12(Mon)18:27 No.10119792

>NERF gun
>shoes
>suitcase
>toaster
>vaccuum
>desk lamp

Welp.

I guess I could always rip the metal bar out of my closet in a pinch.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)18:30
No.10119810

Anonymous No.10119810 05/21/12(Mon)18:30 No.10119810

my wallet. i'm gonna buy him off.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)18:36
No.10119851

Anonymous No.10119851 05/21/12(Mon)18:36 No.10119851

>Loaded M-16
>BRING IT FUCKER
>RATATATATATAT-CLICK
>CLICK CLICK CLIK
>Stupid Jamtastic 60's Piece of shi-

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)18:58
No.10120002

Anonymous No.10120002 05/21/12(Mon)18:58 No.10120002

>Giant cake mixer with bowl included.
Or I could just reach for the toilet paper on my right, and wipe him down right nice..

>Chyeah niggas, I got a cake mixer in my bathroom.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)19:00
No.10120010

Anonymous No.10120010 05/21/12(Mon)19:00 No.10120010

This thread should be deleted.

This shit belongs on another board.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)19:03
No.10120034

Anonymous No.10120034 05/21/12(Mon)19:03 No.10120034

Sriracha to the eyes, that's what he gets.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)19:06
No.10120045

Anonymous No.10120045 05/21/12(Mon)19:06 No.10120045

>>10120010
What are you imply?

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)19:10
No.10120059

Anonymous No.10120059 05/21/12(Mon)19:10 No.10120059

>A window
Thank Ra I've taken detailed lessons in defenestration. Besides, Jeff is just a heavily deformed asshole, it's not that hard to notice that beta fucker sneaking up on you.

BasketHead
05/21/12(Mon)19:29
No.10120164

BasketHead No.10120164 05/21/12(Mon)19:29 No.10120164

My trashcan. I'm screwed.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:27
No.10120431

Anonymous No.10120431 05/21/12(Mon)20:27 No.10120431

A piece of paper. Fuck.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:31
No.10120450

Anonymous No.10120450 05/21/12(Mon)20:31 No.10120450

Gigantic plastic bowl, filled with only a few unpopped popcorn kernels.

!HAXOTfjzPU
05/21/12(Mon)20:43
No.10120515

!HAXOTfjzPU No.10120515 05/21/12(Mon)20:43 No.10120515

File: 1337647395671.jpg-(575 KB, 1408x1408, deathcat.jpg)

My electric guitar and amp.

I shall makes his ears bleed and eyes melt with power chords.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:45
No.10120530

Anonymous No.10120530 05/21/12(Mon)20:45 No.10120530

remote controll, i think I will be OK

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:53
No.10120577

Anonymous No.10120577 05/21/12(Mon)20:53 No.10120577

>glasses case

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE OR I SWEAR I'LL PINCH YOUR FUCKING FINGER IN THIS THING, DON'T THINK I WON'T

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)20:55
No.10120589

Anonymous No.10120589 05/21/12(Mon)20:55 No.10120589

cell phone or chair thats under it

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:18
No.10120706

Anonymous No.10120706 05/21/12(Mon)21:18 No.10120706

Tiny bottle of spicy salsa.... Damnit

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:20
No.10120715

Anonymous No.10120715 05/21/12(Mon)21:20 No.10120715

A wall.
Captcha: ictoryap struck.
Come at me Jeff! I'ma show you my Ictoryap Strike!

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:22
No.10120723

Anonymous No.10120723 05/21/12(Mon)21:22 No.10120723

Golf clubs. Fuck yea

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:25
No.10120733

Anonymous No.10120733 05/21/12(Mon)21:25 No.10120733

my record player

i for one, choose death

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:25
No.10120734

Anonymous No.10120734 05/21/12(Mon)21:25 No.10120734

Blowtorch. Bring it.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:31
No.10120775

Anonymous No.10120775 05/21/12(Mon)21:31 No.10120775

This drawing? Yeah, I'm dead.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:36
No.10120800

Anonymous No.10120800 05/21/12(Mon)21:36 No.10120800

Notes from A&P lab.

WELP.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:37
No.10120805

Anonymous No.10120805 05/21/12(Mon)21:37 No.10120805

File: 1337650676010.gif-(290 KB, 450x326, 6m81U.gif)

My window.
PARKOUR ESCAPE

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)21:56
No.10120893

Anonymous No.10120893 05/21/12(Mon)21:56 No.10120893

Half full bottle of gatorade... Shit.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:42
No.10121115

Anonymous No.10121115 05/21/12(Mon)22:42 No.10121115

I always put knives on both sides on my desk when I browse 4chan.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:57
No.10121186

Anonymous No.10121186 05/21/12(Mon)22:57 No.10121186

A magic the gathering card...
well fuck

Anonymous
noko05/21/12(Mon)22:58
No.10121191

noko Anonymous No.10121191 05/21/12(Mon)22:58 No.10121191

File: 1337655506197.jpg-(3 KB, 106x126, 1311541920575s.jpg)

3 katanas.....well i'm fucked

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)22:58
No.10121192

Anonymous No.10121192 05/21/12(Mon)22:58 No.10121192

I have a choice: a Garmin Colorado 300 GPS or a big glass mug from Ikea. The mug is probably the better choice but I'm house-sitting and I'd have to explain to my friends why I smashed it.

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)23:01
No.10121205

Anonymous No.10121205 05/21/12(Mon)23:01 No.10121205

>>10121192
I should add it's a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere and I can hear noises in the woods so thanks a lot for putting the idea in my head, OP

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)23:08
No.10121247

Anonymous No.10121247 05/21/12(Mon)23:08 No.10121247

My purse. Oh i could so MacGyver my way out of this one with a purse so filled with junk

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)23:11
No.10121261

Anonymous No.10121261 05/21/12(Mon)23:11 No.10121261

A WALL; I'M FUCKING SAVED

Anonymous
05/21/12(Mon)23:13
No.10121270

Anonymous No.10121270 05/21/12(Mon)23:13 No.10121270

>>10121261
Until the camera shifts position and reveals that he's actually behind me that is.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)01:07
No.10121957

Anonymous No.10121957 05/22/12(Tue)01:07 No.10121957

>>10113244
giant beer mug. you do not survive a giant beer mug to the dome.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)01:15
No.10122010

Anonymous No.10122010 05/22/12(Tue)01:15 No.10122010

a plastic tub of cat food, i'm dead unless i magically get a bunch of old lady defense powers.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)01:18
No.10122028

Anonymous No.10122028 05/22/12(Tue)01:18 No.10122028

>cumrag

I'm ready.

Wren
05/22/12(Tue)01:28
No.10122101

Wren No.10122101 05/22/12(Tue)01:28 No.10122101

A flute.

This one time at band camp...

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)01:28
No.10122102

Anonymous No.10122102 05/22/12(Tue)01:28 No.10122102

straight razor…let's dance

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:11
No.10123752

Anonymous No.10123752 05/22/12(Tue)11:11 No.10123752

Large, Heavy chunk of Chrystal....

Blunt force trauma is in Jeff the Killers future

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:13
No.10123758

Anonymous No.10123758 05/22/12(Tue)11:13 No.10123758

My dog's food bowl.
I'm fucked.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:17
No.10123766

Anonymous No.10123766 05/22/12(Tue)11:17 No.10123766

A backpack full of stolen yearbooks. Bring it on!

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:19
No.10123770

Anonymous No.10123770 05/22/12(Tue)11:19 No.10123770

Case of empties.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:25
No.10123784

Anonymous No.10123784 05/22/12(Tue)11:25 No.10123784

one used napkin, bring it

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:32
No.10123802

Anonymous No.10123802 05/22/12(Tue)11:32 No.10123802

File: 1337700763785.jpg-(1.81 MB, 1936x2592, photo.jpg)

I am under a table.
There is literally nothing

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:39
No.10123828

Anonymous No.10123828 05/22/12(Tue)11:39 No.10123828

Glass bottle. Yes

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:43
No.10123840

Anonymous No.10123840 05/22/12(Tue)11:43 No.10123840

>>10123828
And a knife.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:49
No.10123866

Anonymous No.10123866 05/22/12(Tue)11:49 No.10123866

Hockey stick (it's my friends, i'm not a kendofag)

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:49
No.10123868

Anonymous No.10123868 05/22/12(Tue)11:49 No.10123868

A girl... welp

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)11:50
No.10123872

Anonymous No.10123872 05/22/12(Tue)11:50 No.10123872

A TV. Probably pretty useful actually.

scrotum !ErY2TknG0w
05/22/12(Tue)11:52
No.10123888

scrotum !ErY2TknG0w No.10123888 05/22/12(Tue)11:52 No.10123888

File: 1337701941959.jpg-(54 KB, 400x368, 1337115318643.jpg)

>>10123802
why are you under a table?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)12:18
No.10124009

Anonymous No.10124009 05/22/12(Tue)12:18 No.10124009

*opens pillowcase* I got a rock :S

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)12:30
No.10124062

Anonymous No.10124062 05/22/12(Tue)12:30 No.10124062

Septidin disinfection solution. "Not for eyes", I'm gonna blind that bastard.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)13:48
No.10124393

Anonymous No.10124393 05/22/12(Tue)13:48 No.10124393

>>10113244
my cock i was ummm scratching my nuts ... err anyways i know its not an object but that all had on my left ...and i can use it as blunt object of force to a certain degree ....soo fuck it to death??

skellington
05/22/12(Tue)13:51
No.10124411

skellington No.10124411 05/22/12(Tue)13:51 No.10124411

File: 1337709108067.jpg-(22 KB, 300x357, FUCKING FAN.jpg)

the fan

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)13:57
No.10124453

Anonymous No.10124453 05/22/12(Tue)13:57 No.10124453

Appointment paper from the urologist. Maybe Jeff has peeing issues as well and will give me a sympathy pass?

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)16:04
No.10125024

Anonymous No.10125024 05/22/12(Tue)16:04 No.10125024

I've got a lighter.

Not bad if you ask me.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)16:11
No.10125056

Anonymous No.10125056 05/22/12(Tue)16:11 No.10125056

An empty can of Diet Dr. Pepper.

well shit

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)16:11
No.10125058

Anonymous No.10125058 05/22/12(Tue)16:11 No.10125058

Cotton swab.

Who knows; He might really, really hate having his ears cleaned.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)16:20
No.10125092

Anonymous No.10125092 05/22/12(Tue)16:20 No.10125092

a fbi agent.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)16:21
No.10125100

Anonymous No.10125100 05/22/12(Tue)16:21 No.10125100

>trashcan
>phonebook
>tv
I'm okay with this

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)16:48
No.10125200

Anonymous No.10125200 05/22/12(Tue)16:48 No.10125200

Max payne 3

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)19:31
No.10125964

Anonymous No.10125964 05/22/12(Tue)19:31 No.10125964

Cereal. I hope he likes Lucky Charms

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)19:35
No.10125985

Anonymous No.10125985 05/22/12(Tue)19:35 No.10125985

A didgeridoo. Not the worst fate but it's a little heavy.

05/22/12(Tue)19:36
No.10125992

No.10125992 05/22/12(Tue)19:36 No.10125992

>a core drill
NOW ONLY IF IT WERE AN ACTUAL CORE DRILL THEN IT WOULD BE HELPFUL

SilentGuy !Q4j8PCgioI
05/22/12(Tue)19:36
No.10125994

SilentGuy !Q4j8PCgioI No.10125994 05/22/12(Tue)19:36 No.10125994

Machete.

Bring it, motherfucka.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)19:52
No.10126084

Anonymous No.10126084 05/22/12(Tue)19:52 No.10126084

a10 hotas warthog...fuck yeah

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)20:15
No.10126209

Anonymous No.10126209 05/22/12(Tue)20:15 No.10126209

A pillow.

Fuck.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)20:35
No.10126311

Anonymous No.10126311 05/22/12(Tue)20:35 No.10126311

File: 1337733336484.jpg-(1.47 MB, 4000x2248, IMG_1040.jpg)

>My motherfucking knife

Bring it, Jeff.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)21:53
No.10126819

Anonymous No.10126819 05/22/12(Tue)21:53 No.10126819

>>10126311
Your hand looks so... soft. How old are you, like 15? A knife won't do shit.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)21:56
No.10126844

Anonymous No.10126844 05/22/12(Tue)21:56 No.10126844

File: 1337738184869.jpg-(63 KB, 625x468, 6d4.jpg)

potato.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)22:16
No.10126980

Anonymous No.10126980 05/22/12(Tue)22:16 No.10126980

Ketchup packets

Open, smear over body, write "Jeff was here" on my body with it.

He thinks he already killed me.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)22:21
No.10127011

Anonymous No.10127011 05/22/12(Tue)22:21 No.10127011

>Rubber cement

I dunno, I think I can fuck shit up with this.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)23:16
No.10127379

Anonymous No.10127379 05/22/12(Tue)23:16 No.10127379

4 grams of weed. This has potential.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)23:49
No.10127544

Anonymous No.10127544 05/22/12(Tue)23:49 No.10127544

green laser pointer and a knife. oh its fucking on.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)23:50
No.10127554

Anonymous No.10127554 05/22/12(Tue)23:50 No.10127554

My guitar amp... Tone King Imperial. I'm totally fucked because this is a one-off that I had fixed up by the guy who makes them by hand.

Anonymous
05/22/12(Tue)23:58
No.10127589

Anonymous No.10127589 05/22/12(Tue)23:58 No.10127589

Lavender scented nail polish remover.

Now do I aim for the eyes or the throat...37

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)00:02
No.10127608

Anonymous No.10127608 05/23/12(Wed)00:02 No.10127608

Sword.
Game over Jeff

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)00:02
No.10127610

Anonymous No.10127610 05/23/12(Wed)00:02 No.10127610

fleece blanket? meh, why not

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)00:03
No.10127614

Anonymous No.10127614 05/23/12(Wed)00:03 No.10127614

File: 1337745833657.jpg-(48 KB, 300x300, 1337731945709.jpg)

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)00:05
No.10127619

Anonymous No.10127619 05/23/12(Wed)00:05 No.10127619

A shit ton of sleeping pills, a bowl, and a spoon.

I could force feed him/myself?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)00:06
No.10127624

Anonymous No.10127624 05/23/12(Wed)00:06 No.10127624

File: 1337745990507.jpg-(45 KB, 500x376, golden-curry-for-sauce-500x376(...).jpg)

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)00:07
No.10127631

Anonymous No.10127631 05/23/12(Wed)00:07 No.10127631

An empty bottle, "I cut you mang!"

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)00:11
No.10127653

Anonymous No.10127653 05/23/12(Wed)00:11 No.10127653

Legos. Guess we'll have fun together!

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)04:28
No.10128693

Anonymous No.10128693 05/23/12(Wed)04:28 No.10128693

Tissue paper that I just fapped into. You think he likes the taste of cum?

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)07:39
No.10129039

Anonymous No.10129039 05/23/12(Wed)07:39 No.10129039

Either a brick or a.. pit.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)07:45
No.10129048

Anonymous No.10129048 05/23/12(Wed)07:45 No.10129048

>>10127624
Have a delicious last meal?
Also
>Hot
What is wrong with you? Sweet is the best!

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)07:47
No.10129051

Anonymous No.10129051 05/23/12(Wed)07:47 No.10129051

a set of antlers...I could take em...

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)07:50
No.10129054

Anonymous No.10129054 05/23/12(Wed)07:50 No.10129054

File: 1337773827243.jpg-(9 KB, 200x149, 668.jpg)

>>10113244

I have toast as well

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)08:10
No.10129092

Anonymous No.10129092 05/23/12(Wed)08:10 No.10129092

File: 1337775042599.jpg-(78 KB, 960x234, bettercallsaul.jpg)

>laptop charger
fuckmylife

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)08:13
No.10129097

Anonymous No.10129097 05/23/12(Wed)08:13 No.10129097

A dog.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)08:13
No.10129099

Anonymous No.10129099 05/23/12(Wed)08:13 No.10129099

can of deodorant and a lighter.

notbad.jpg

Teraxias
05/23/12(Wed)09:35
No.10129228

Teraxias No.10129228 05/23/12(Wed)09:35 No.10129228

large scissors

OP is unoriginal.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)09:55
No.10129273

Anonymous No.10129273 05/23/12(Wed)09:55 No.10129273

File: 1337781316104.jpg-(64 KB, 600x600, 270156_1.jpg)

Fucked. Very Fucked.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)11:17
No.10129401

Anonymous No.10129401 05/23/12(Wed)11:17 No.10129401

crow bar

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)11:21
No.10129412

Anonymous No.10129412 05/23/12(Wed)11:21 No.10129412

3 empty boxes, a stack of CD's, a flashlight, a pencil holder filled with sharpened pencils/pens, and a trash can. I may be able to manage.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)11:24
No.10129419

Anonymous No.10129419 05/23/12(Wed)11:24 No.10129419

A sniper orientated air soft gun, customized to look like from Sniper from TF2's gun, loaded with four bullets.

And they said cosplay was bad. Bring it wanker.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)11:34
No.10129433

Anonymous No.10129433 05/23/12(Wed)11:34 No.10129433

File: 1337787274706.jpg-(43 KB, 350x525, nostalgic-candy.jpg)

Hopefully i can bribe him with candy...

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)11:41
No.10129446

Anonymous No.10129446 05/23/12(Wed)11:41 No.10129446

winchester knife! not too fucked.

Anonymous
05/23/12(Wed)11:49
No.10129469

Anonymous No.10129469 05/23/12(Wed)11:49 No.10129469

OM MY! Its a replica sword! Not bad, not bad at all

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