Can we have a fight thread?
Did he died?
>>44738I'm a doctor and he did.
I do think he die
oh mye
>>44676fake
I have a few but you might have seen them before.
>>44812Gaaaaaay
>>44812So. Much. Wasted. Movement.
>>44811this guy isn't fighting lel
I'll just leave this here
bump
>>44855>>44856 What the fuck?
>>44856A lot of that seems fake with the spinning.
>>44830yeahhh... prancing faggots aside, capoeira can actually be pretty brutal, it really depends which group you're talking about and how the game is being played at any given time.not saying it would hold up in MMA in any case, but still.
another little one from that vid... the black guy got right back up, incidentally
>>44830>>44830>>44830isn't that from Never Back Down?
>>44878It's called SystemaRussian Technique
>>44880It's not a practical form of fighting style or self defenseHow do you jump around & dance like this of you're in a confined space like a bus or a trainIt's typical of South Americans all showy with feathers & music & shit
>>44903>>44902>>44900>>44898So where's him getting his shit tossed by Antonio Tarver in one round
>>44910that is because you are uneducated about it, the fighting style is very practical in its maneuverability and use in close situations. Take a class of it, and you may learn. The roda itself can even close in more so to fit the beat of the music and to make the game of capoeira faster and closer. Never mind the fact that it was outlawed in South America for years, or the fact that capoeistas used to be used as assassins.
>>44888German ex- Judoka... fucking love tomoe nage.One of the easiest defense technics... but so freakin´ effective (most people don´t know how to roll off = best case: facebrake)
>>44911Or where Danny Green belts him around
>>44879>>44878Systema is no joke. They use your momentum, body and even your own brain against you.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaEvC2xdXLs
>>44910A lot of people who don't know anything about Capoeira have that opinion. Capoeira is just as much a way of thinking as it is jumping around and dancing as you put it.Obviously I'm not going to do a backflip in a streetfight, I'm going to punch the side of the head. Capoeira does head punches too.
>>45235As with all superduper operator martial arts, it looks good against people who are intentionally trying to lose to opponents who already know what they're about to do. Whether it's actually good in the ring or in-a-real-fight(tm) is unknown, because systema fighters only fight other systema fighters.
>>45235Yeah, it's definitely a joke. The amazing chi attacks you're seeing are actually a form of hypnosis, where both the teacher and student expect something to happen with such sureness, it ends up happening.Derren Brown does it too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJPBZtmaANI
>>45235Yeah, it's fake. If it only works when you believe in it, it's a choreographed fight-like dance, not a real fighting style. Real CQC works regardless of what your opponent thinks or believes.It also has a good chance of killing people, which is why it sucks for popular entertainment.
>>45240I'm so gay for Derren Brown. Fuck.
>>44811that guy is such a fucking asshole, probably hopped up on roids and coke. that guy is obviously turning around to point at something and accidentally bumps the girl, then the guy loses his shit and assaults him, then the other guy who isn't doing a fucking thing...
>>44830>>44830>>44830>>44910>>44910>>44910>>45238>>45238
>>44910Capoeira is as much a way of training to kick and punch brutally hard as it is a martial art. The dance is there because it was used to disguise the real fighting techniques amongst all the acrobatics.
>>44902>>44902Great movement but his strike was very poor; looked like a glancing blow at best. He should have struck at his exposed ribs against the force of his body; he likely wouldn't have been able to react or defend himself against that and probably would have been seriously hurt. But people think the head is the only place to aim a blow.
>>44811I wonder if that was on purpose or accidentIf it was on purpose then why the hell would you hit like thatIf it was an accident wouldn't he say something like "oh shit" or "sorry" and the guy would stop?Either way everyone in that video is fuckin retarded
>>45425That's called "happy slapping." It was a big thing in Europe for years. You act like you accidentally hit someone in the face. People got tired of it and fights like that broke out all the time. There's a gif of the same thing happening, but with a lone woman who starts beating the hell out of the guy who hit her. I don't have it, but I'm sure someone here does.
I love when Nate decides to go Tekken on a motherfucker.
>>45433People underestimate the devastation a solid leg kick can cause. One of the best tools to use if somebody tries to attack you. Don't have to fuck up your hands and chances are your legs are longer then they're arms. Plus a real leg, shin to thigh, can be strong enough to drop somebody who isn't used to it in one or two shots.
fight with the Tao in mind and style losses importance.
>>44811man, he Tae Bo'd the shit outta those guys..
Sucks that Hendo tore his MCL
>>45434You only underestimate it before being at the receiving end... then you understand ;-)
my 1st gif
>>45560better luck next time
>>44790Thank you, Captain Obvious!What would the world ever do without you!
>>45240i do systema and its definitely not a joke , find your nearest school and go there. also thats mikhail and vlad. vlad is the nicest person iv ever met :)
>>45598It is a joke. No one uses systema in real fights because it's such bullshit.>"Hurr, when i lightly tap this random spot on your shoulder you gonna fall down durrr"
>>45300 On the contrary, it looked like it was more of a strike to disorient/confuse and not to knock out. There are other reasons for punching to the head.
>>45424This motherfucker's elbows are ridiculous. I always root against him because I hate Brazilians, but goddamn is he amazing.
Contributin
>>45561how do i improve them then, gif master?
>>45270You seem to have missed the part where the asshole in white looks behind to make sure she is right behind him
No idea what movie this is from, but it looks awesome.Anybody who can ID it?
>>45776Alpha dog?
someone should post the clip of Sarah Silverman being smashed in the face at the beginning of The Way of the GunBest scene ever
>>45799Yesss, thank you so much I've been trying to find this since forever
mike tyson vs reggie gross
>>45991WHAAAT
Mike Tyson only ever fought glass jaws. The dude is the biggest phony in boxing history, a fabrication made to sell pay-per-view.
>>45680Holy shit!
>>46174People actually believe Mike Tyson didn't have power? Seriously?
>>46186U MAD Tysonfag?My sifu told me he fought Tyson in the streets and he had no power.
>>46174Mike Tyson is one of the hardest punchers ever to step inside a boxing ring. It was mainly about speed however, much like Fedor in MMA. As soon as they lost the speed they stopped winning.
lol @ experts ITT>on 4chan
>>46250Not everyone sits around on 4Chan all day, pal.
>>46224http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J646FwwaBDEis this your sifu?
>>46331You should feel bad about yourself.
You cannot defeat me!
>>46319Ouchies. Is it possible to take one of those kicks if you were flexing and ready for it? Or are dodging/blocking the only options.
>>47209I think it helps a lot more if you're on high on something.
>>44856Nice hitting of pressure points there. Systema is a cool fighting style.
>>45740Not to mention the part where a third guy just happened to be videotaping the whole thing from the perfect vantage point, even when it was "just two guys talking" before the "accident." Smacking the first girl who happened to walk by was completely planned in advance, the victim's boyfriend turning out to be an amateur MMA fighter willing to hit back wasn't.
>>47237Even better, if the boyfriend hadn't gone apeshit, this video would be no different from the thousands of other happy slap videos circulating underground. When it went from happy slap to assault, the cameraman recorded the entire thing, and took it to the cops to get them to hunt down the guy that attacked his friends for one little "accident."Cops: "So, you recorded this guy attacking two random strangers you never met before."Cameraman: "Yes, they were just two guys talking about something, one tried to point at something and some bitch walked into his arm, then her boyfriend went apeshit."Cops: "So why were you recording these two complete strangers on the street for thirty minutes before the 'accident?'"Cameraman: "Uh... because... uh..."Cops: "Let's see what these other videos are... gee, you sure have a lot of videos of the exact same 'strangers' 'accidentally' slapping other women on the street."Cameraman: "Damn it, why weren't you cops this clever when my meth stash got stolen?"
>>47209Yeah, you don't want to tank that one. It's an incredibly powerful kick but it's kind of tough to aim, dodging it is not difficult if you're ready to move when he starts to turn.
>>47197The fuck are they shooting him with? Looks like balls of talcum powder.
>>47423Might be those paintballs filled with pepperspray or something. I know they tased him at the end.
>>47458>>47423theyre called pepperballsalso mike tyson is nothing but pure unfiltered bitch.MIKE TYSON IS A TOTAL BIIITTTCHwhy you ask?he blatantly bit a guys ear off because he was winning, thats why.hes nothing but a sore loser and i truly feel sorry for anybody who idolizes that kind of unsportsmanlike behavior.
>>44896Yes
needs more gifs
>>47423Rock salt. Stings like hell and can be felt even through several layers of clothes, but doesn't break skin. Pepper balls are dyed red or orange, so officers going in to restrain the assailant can see the residue and can avoid getting it smeared in their own eyes in the struggle.
>>44913typical crapoeira propaganda. It's a stupid style. It was banned in BRAZIL, not the entire continent of South America. Because it was developed as a way for prisoner to fight to determine who got to be pitcher or catcher. Fighting was banned in general and capoeira was first made up as a "dance" competition.It really is ineffective and stupid. When the fuck was the last time you ever saw someone using capoeira to win any MMA events?
>>47954Sauce?
>>48094I smell blasphemy. Cite a source.
>>44812you thing they would just stop after like the first 2 guys
inverted triangle choke
this is how you judo in mma
dont be gay in mmay
>>48094take a look at >>45274
