>>12909045 (OP)
>not beating up the nerd at school for his

pussy

>>12909055
#rekt

Steal one

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Save some money and buy a used 3DS in good shape you faggot. Still 3 months to go.

Me too, but I'm not on here bitching about it.

Why complain?

Build one from scratch, that's what I did. Then again, I'm asian.

>>12909091
>reporting posts that break no rules
>making posts stating you've reported other posts, which is specifically against the rules

Enjoy your eventual ban.

>>12909091
Buttmadfaggot

go ask your parents for a 3DS

>>12909045 (OP)
you're supposed to be 18.
get a job like every other adult

>>12909493
Working is for squares.

>>12909493
I do have a job. I have to spend money on rent bills and my girlfriend. I'm regreting building that PC

>>12909509
then eat cheaper and work more hours

Manage your money, OP. Or get Welfare...

>>12909509
>my girlfriend
Dump your girlfriend

>>12909527
not everybody has flexibility with working hours
>>12909509
then stop spending shit on your girlfriend, unless youre a long distance or some shit and drive to her, in which case, suck it up

>>12909545
Yeah dump her. If she's costing you money, she's not worth it.

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>>12909540
motherfucking money management

>>12909509
Dump your girlfriend you dumbass.
If she's costing you money she's not worth it.

Donate plasma, unless you're an alcoholic or smoker.

If you're 174 lbs+ then you can make $100 a week.

Donate your sperm. That is if you got good genes.

>>12909545
I've been considering that a little more than I should.

>>12909571
Where? I'm not OP but I want to donate.
Free cash.

>>12909579
Money's never free. Remember that.

>>12909577
Do it! Dump her. You're new pokebros in Kalos will love you more than she ever will.

>>12909579
CSL Plasma, though it may be different depending on where you live.

It really isn't that difficult to save 240 bucks in three months time. If your woman is draining your money then she is not good for you.

Maybe you should watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DOvq8FsiUE

>>12909579
http://www.donatingplasma.org/

>>12909588
Yes it is.
Something is only worthy if we give it worth. I don't care about my plasma so trading my plasma(which is worthless to me) for money(which is worthful) is technically free.

>>12909613
dear god /vp/ is actually talking me out of a girlfriend and i'm going to do it. see you guys in kalos

>>12909588
Is giving plasma really that different to give blood?
I give my blood from time to time and it dont have so much consequence. And because I live in France, you aren't even paid for that (But they give you sandwiches and drinks, and if you give near Christmas one of the volunteers come with Foie gras which he makes himself.)

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>>12909635
Capped.

>>12909694
oh fuck me.

>>12909635
You'll be happier. I have a similar story.
My girl was a mooching whore. Soon she began using sex as a bartering tool. One night she asked me for $100 for sex. $100 dollars to fuck, can you believe that? I kicked that bitch out that night, and went out and bought $2 worth of hand lotion. I woke up the next day satisfied and with $98 dollars in my pocket.

>>12909143
>implying that's easy

>>12909635
If you want to do that just after some advices from strangers of internet, you already wanted to do it before.

OP, we've known about the 3DS since before E3 2010 and it was released the year after. Why didn't you start saving up then?

>>12909756
His girlfriend drained his savings

>>12909756
Not OP, but back in 2010 there weren't good games for the 3ds and the idea of hoping for a 3ds pokemon game was just stupid

>>12909713
>>12909694
lel

>>12909789

How was the idea of hoping for a Pokemon game for the 3DS stupid? It was pretty much 100% expected.

>and the idea of hoping for a 3ds pokemon game was just stupid
are you retarded

If you sell blood plasma 3 times you got enough for a used 3ds and pokemon

>>12909820
apparently I'm retarded, meant for >>12909789

>>12909802
Expected like what? like a hoenn remake?

;_;

>>12909756
I had to build a PC the rest of my savings were spent on stuff for the apartment and stuff for my girlfriend like a car, a new mirror, etc.

>>12909829
Holy fuck you are retarded. Assuming that Nintendo would put a Pokemon game developed by GF on a new handheld is as likely as the sun rising in the morning.

>>12909851
>stuff for my girlfriend
> like a car, a new mirror, etc.
> like a car, a new mirror
> like a car
>LIKE A CAR

>>12909851

You bought a fucking car for your girlfriend?

>>12909851
>and stuff for my girlfriend like a car, a new mirror
tell me you're joking. she better be a fucking keeper

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>>12909851
YOU BOUGHT HER A FUCKING CAR!!!!

>>12909851
You bought your girlfriend a Car? Jesus fucking shit at least tell me you are the one that legally owns it.

>>12909851
You bought... your girlfriend... a car...

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>>12909851
>OP bought a car for his gf

>>12909863
>>12909867
>>12909875
>>12909881
>>12909889
>>12909891
she needed to get around without taking the bus. she begged me for it and it was her birthday so yeah.

>>12909911
Get her a fucking knife and a bus pass! How the fuck can you just buy a fucking car but not a 200 dollar video game?!?

>>12909911

Tell her ass to get a job. She isn't your wife.

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>>12909851
>the rest of my savings were spent on stuff for the apartment and stuff for my girlfriend like a car
>stuff for my girlfriend like a car
>a car
>for my girlfriend

>>12909911
bitches man

>>12909911
OP you are the epitome of whipped


actually, my bros who are whipped by their girlfriends have more balls than you
you're in a class all your own

>>12909851
Like my grandmother said, you attract a man by the sex and you keep it by the stomach.
Questions: Is she good in bed? Is she a good cook?
If you answer no to one of the questions, the ratio utility/money spend is too low, dump her.

>>12909911
Tell me how expensive it was. I want to know just how amazingly whipped you are.

>>12909915
I held out on extra snacks and games for 2 months and I sold some of my collection.

>>12909911

What kind of car and how much was it?

>>12909911
jesus fucking christ, you could probably buy a flight to japan in order to get one of the limited edition ones for a similar price to a fucking car

>>12909931
Then why
the FUCK
can't you get
a 3ds
just hold out on steam sales and snacks for a few more months
it's that fucking easy OP
you are driving me insane

>>12909931
Are you fucking serious?

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>>12909931
alright, this story is starting to sound unbelievable

>>12909911
Oh my fucking god. The you tell her lazy ass to get a job.
At least tell me you bought American. You did buy American, right?

>>12909931
>didn't buy snacks for 2 months
>raised enough money to buy a fucking car

you must be an absolute whale

>>12909951
>2013
>buying American

You can get better quality for a cheaper price from pretty much every foreign dealer.

I fucking love this thread.

>>12909951
>inb4 he didn't buy american

>>12909851
>>12909911
>>12909931
OP you're biggest beta in all of /vp/.
Commit sudoku.

>>12909972
>sepuku

>>12909951
The problem is that he bought a car for his girlfriend. The nationality is irrelevant at this point.

>>12909962
>not buying american
You communist motherfucker.

>>12909983

The only reason you should buy American is if you want a truck.

>>12909962
>foreign made
>better quality than a Crown Vic
There's a reason the cops only buy American.

DERAILED THREAD

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>>12910003
Shut up you commie.

>>12909928
I don't have any more of a collection to sale, and since she's living with me I have to have enough food to feed us both
>>12909941
used 2011 mazda3
>>12909951
she's in college for music (she doesn't sing she synthesizes). people buy american cars?

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>OP just wanted to be the best boyfriend in the world and get his gal a nice car
>gets rekd over it

You'll get no sympathy from me, nigger. Why the fuck would you spend that much dosh on a girl who you're not married too? I mean, I understand if you have a ring on it, and I understand wanting to do nice thing for her but a fucking car is a bit over the top. Get something less risky in the event of a breakup like a small electronic device or some jewelry.
Also Best Buy has the 3DS on sale last I checked. If that's still too much, check craigslist or something. Someone is selling one right now on my local one for $100 with a 2 GB card and like 6 DS games. Shitty games, but still. Gotta learn that penny pincher gamer life bitch

>>12910032
dump her/kick her out tonight
you better have your name on the car title and not hers
music is cool and all but you're a fucking idiot to go to school for it
yes people buy american you fucking idiot

>>12910032
Please tell me she at least pays for her own share of the food?

>>12910032
>this entire fucking post

How does it feel knowing your GF uses you like her personal piggy bank, and is most likely cheating on you with Jamal?

>>12910032
You failed in every way possible, including backstabbing you countrymen by buying foreign.
If I ever find you I will skin you alive.

>3DS has been out for years
>knew the day would come when pokemon for 3ds would come out
>won't be ready for it when it does

You had one job anon, saving a dollar a day (hell 50 cents) would have literally allowed you to complete it. You failed, that's your problem deal with it.

>>12910032
>used 2011 mazda3

Hahahaha. This guy shelled out ~$15k for a car that's not even his.

>>12910067
Oh he's failed in more ways than that.

OP why can't you and your girl just work something out so you can have the money by october? 3 months is plenty of time to save up

>>12910040
yeah I own the car, I wouldent throw away that money without considering a break up

>>12910047
No and she's not much of a cook so we mostly eat take out and junk food.

>>12910048
she wouldent cheat on me, we've been together for 10 months

>>12910106
Because 'his girl' obviously doesn't care about her.

>>12910109
>she wouldent cheat on me, we've been together for 10 months

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>12910114
Him even.

>>12910109
>we've been together for 10 months

This is starting to be too good to be true.

>>12910109
>ten months
>wouldn't cheat

is she a whale? post pics

>>12910109
>10 months
you bought her a car. and you've only been together 10 months.

OP if you're not COMPLETELY retarded (which you probably are, but here goes anyway)
what you do RIGHT FUCKING NOW is break up with her and sell the car and then you buy your fucking 3DS and then a bottle of your favorite alcohol and drink that fucking shit all night while you think about just how stupid you've been for the last 10 months and then tomorrow when you wake up hungover as fuck you vow to turn your life around and never sink to such an idiotic level again

>>12910109
>she wouldent cheat on me, we've been together for 10 months
>10 months
Oh jesus OP, why would you trust someone that much after 10 months?

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>>12910109
>she wouldent cheat on me, we've been together for 10 months
I'm out, this is a ruse

Is your girlfriend going out for some of that BBC?

>>12910109
>10 months
>a long time
>long enough not to cheat on you
>long enough to buy her a car

I mean shit, if married couples cheat on one another then 10 months doesn't mean shit. Jewellery is the most expensive thing you should be buying her right now.

>>12910109
>10 months

You live together for under a year and bought her car and she doesn't do shit?

What's wrong with you?

>>12910109
Seriously OP get rid of her.
She is dead weight.

>>12910109
>she wouldent cheat on me, we've been together for 10 months
I'm still laughing as I type this.

>>12910167
your not me and I'm done with this thread

>>12910109
She can't cook, you already bought her a car, and she's more than likely cheating on you.
OP, are you a cuckold or are you fucking retarded?

God dammit I hate these threads. It takes you YEARS to save 200 dollars? I make 7.95 an hour and get about 60 hours a week and still do fine.

>>12910174
>gets good advice
>complains
Fine, when you're alone, crying without any pokemon and alcohol to comfort you don't come crying to us.

>>12910138
best advice in thread
OP is a fool not to take this advice

>>12910174
We're just teying to help you out OP.
She's dead weight, she eats your food, she made you buy her a car, she uses all your money to buy shit for her and her only. Dude, she's using you. I know it hurts but damn it, grow a pair and dumo the bitch,

>>12910174
You'll be back, except next time with Herpes that your girlfriend picked up from Tyrone. That is if you are even having sex with her.

>>12910223
>she uses all your money to buy shit for her and the 15 sailors she's banging on the side

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>>12910109
OP is taking us on a ruse cruise

>>12910250
at least it's top lel, shut up and enjoy it

>>12910256
I like to think it's real. It makes me feel like I'm living the high life when I compare my life to his.

>>12910074
ARE YOU READING THIS >>12910109

THAT IS ENOUGH MONEY FOR A ROUND TRIP TO JAPAN FOR THE GLOBAL FUCKING LAUNCH

WITH NOT ONLY ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO BUY A LIMITED EDITION 3DS XL FOR EACH GAME

BUT PROBABLY ENOUGH ON TOP OF THAT TO STAY IN JAPAN UNTIL YOU'VE COMPLETED BOTH GAMES

>>12910109
>No and she's not much of a cook so we mostly eat take out and junk food.
See >>12909926

>>12910174
>>12910109
>>12910032
>>12909911
>>12909851
>>12909045 (OP)
OP you whipped piece of shit go commit sudoku.
Serious shit I have a friend who prefers his GF who doesn't even make effort to talk to him much and he prefers her over his friends and family so when you're alone with nobody have fun.

>>12910265
And he could had bought a geisha too.

>>12910313
>geisha
hnnnngggg

>>12910300
>sudoku
It's called seifuku.

>>12910349
Stop being a newfag.

>>12910405
>confusing seifuku with seppuku
You're the only newfag here.

>>12910405
>being this retarded
for future reference, it's ACTUALLY called seppuku.

>>12909694
Fukken saved

>>12909851
>buying shit like that for your girlfriend
You don't deserve the money.

>>12910425
>>12910453
>not knowing that saying sudoku instead of seppuku is a 4chan joke
When you don't know, you don't talk.

>>12910563
except he thought seifuku was the real word instead of seppuku

>>12910580
But they quoted the wrong post, they should have quoted >>12910349 instead

Either you are
>Poor
or
>1 handheld 1 console peasant baby whos parents wont buy them a new one

either are not acceptable

>>12910650
>not reading the thread

>>12910650
You haven't read the rest of the thread.

>>12909045 (OP)
Meh, I don't care as I like drooling over stats and the like more than actually playing.

>>12910629
But if you would actually read, you'd see that that's wrong

>>12910007
crown victoria's are fucking amazing
i hate the ones that people drive around looking like undercover cops and shit

>>12910007
They buy American because people would feel betrayed and shit if the cops spent their tax dollars on foreign companies.

>>12910710
>he doesn't want to play XY, the new age of Pokemon games
You are actually fucking disgusting

no offense OP, but I think she's not your girlfriend. She's using you for money and holy quilfish you didn't just buy her a car for her birthday, but wasted on that grand over nothing?! Are you not in college? Is this girl that important to you? Seriously OP, this woman is not for you. She's leeching money and your happiness out of you. I rather save the money for my college expenses and play money, but I would never go that far just to buy a car for someone. Why she could cheat on you with another guy now that you bought her a car. had it been a house....oh boy.

>>12910118
>>12910121
>>12910127
>>12910138
>>12910140
>>12910142
>>12910144
>>12910167

I know for a fact she's not cheating because she says she wants to keep herself pure for her wedding night and she means it, I haven't seen her naked of kissed her yet so she must be telling the truth.

>>12913357
NOW THIS GENTS

IS A CLEVER RUSE

You almost had us

>>12913357
Ya blew it

>>12913357
YOU AREN'T OP. YOU AREN'T OP AT ALL. YOU WEAR A CROWN OF LIES.

>>12913357
just how old are you?

>>12909577
You have a left hand don't you?

>>12909671
>and it don't have so much consequence

It might