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bumping for fap potential

Stoopid fairy tipe >:(

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>>12702564
I know rite? Don't get me wrong, I like teh new type and all, but did they really need to change muh waifu's type?

really? Fairy improves her! I mean sure she was perfect before, but she is still perfect now!

>fairy is slang for transvestite
only male gardevoir gets the retype. deal with it.

>>12702694
>>12702564
>Stoopid
>>:(
>tipe
>rite
>teh
you obvious trolls, summerfags, and samefags need to get out

>>12702694
>based on a guardian angel
>gets mad when given Fairy type
what'd you expect?

Does Gardevoir even have legs, or just tentacles? I'm serious.

I wonder how many cocks that slut had to suck at Gamefreak to get to be relevant again.

>>12706198
legs that look like tentacles

>>12706198
she has legs

I don't care what her type will be, she'll always be my favorite pokemon in a non-waifu way

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>>12706055
>forchen is serous

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>>12706198

>>12706205
Every single one, duh.

>>12706055
What's wrong with typical chanspeak?

>inb4 porn

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>>12707296
>that thinly veiled request

bump

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>>12702564
Woah shit. Seriously?
Does that mean Gardevoir might find some sort of new niche in the tiers? But losing all those psychic STAB bonuses, she has like no attacks.

>>12710990
Psychic/fairy

MOAR

>>12710990
It is Psychic/Fairy. It is not just Fairy, but it gains secondary typing. Hopefully its move pool is enhanced to have some good fairy move in its arsenal. it

>>12712121
>tits
Just a reminder that fapping to this shit is entry-level at best. Like monstergirls.
>not fapping to based Eevee and evolutions
Plebs, the lot o' ye.

>>12714948
Id ratter stay as a entry-level furry.
If aliens counts as "furry".

>>12714948
who cares

>>12714999
Try Renamon. If that doesnt do anything, then Id say youre in the clear

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Posting non-shit version of OP's picture
>>12714948
>>12714999
>>12715012
Mienshao or bust

>>12715029

Nice shop. I like you.

>>12715012
I find Renamon disgusting.

>>12715029
I don't even get how people can sexualise that weasel.

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>>12715045
It was made awhile ago, actually.
>>12715051
It's not too hard

How do you even pronounce Gardevoir?

>>12715183

Guard eh vwar(rhymes with car)

>>12715183
Guard-penis-sock

Is Gardevoir's butt green, or white?

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>>12715212
The world may never know

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>>12702694

Gardevoir finally escapes its fate of a fully-evolved one type-wonder. It couldn't have been a better outcome for a cherished waifu/husbando of many.

If only the pokebeach rumours could be true...

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>>12715255
Pokebeach? Start talkin'.

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>>12715263

It is still debated and continously debunked at this time, but here it goes in a nutshell:

Fairy SE against: Dragon/Fighting/Dark

Fairy NVE against: Psychic/Fire

Fairy damaged super-effectively by: Steel/Poison

>>12702050 (OP)
>>12702554
Still waiting for the porn...

>>12715289

Well, porn is banned on this board so you're going to be waiting for a while.

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>>12715272
I thought I was taking my pokemon to a beach....

>>12715291
>implying rules will stop people

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>>12715289
>fapping to Gardevoir
Some people really are beyond help

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>>12715304

You already can see the worst that /vp/ can afford in that aspect.

/mlp/ is supposed to have rules, too - but last time I went there, I got greeted with photographic depictions of beastiality and regular r-34 of show's characters.

>>12715336
/mlp/ has rules? I thought it was just an ignored corner of 4chan where ponies are dumped and left.

Gardevoir makes me feel like I'm a jelly fish floating in a murky green ocean. Just floating peacefully.... until a man catches me and uses my poison to irritate his nips. mmm he likes the pain that I inflict upon him and indeed I enjoy being the catalyst of such pain. He moans in ecstasy as my slimy film covers his abdomen and I squirm in delight in the thought of him dying because of my grotesque body mechanics. Die you ignorant sailor. When he is dead I melt into the earth.

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>>12715336
Porn's fine in my book, but there's something about Gardevoir that just doesn't work for me.

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>>12715343
Did you adapt this from something written about Jellicent? It feels like it

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>>12715344

I actually feel pretty bad for each and every single instance of Ralts family porn on the internet.

All of them seem too gentle to afford being pushed into rule 34 without making it seem like a horrid rape.

Just a reminder that Ralts, Kirlia, and Gardevoir are now Psychic/Fairy.

Gallade remains Psychic/Fighting.

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>>12715370
Now how does the old saying go again?
Something along the lines of..."The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." if I'm not mistaken.

>>12715357
Jellicent makes me feel like I'm a jelly fish floating in a murky green ocean. Just floating peacefully.... until a man catches me and uses my poison to irritate his nips. mmm he likes the pain that I inflict upon him and indeed I enjoy being the catalyst of such pain. He moans in ecstasy as my slimy film covers his abdomen and I squirm in delight in the thought of him dying because of my grotesque body mechanics. Die you ignorant sailor. When he is dead I melt into the earth.

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>>12715383

>Kirlia as dual-typed with fairy, possibly with a decent access to fairy-type moves;

I fucking wish.

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>>12715370
Maybe if there was a good contextual story or something, but it would have to be damn good.
>>12715383
This is a good thing. Dragons confirmed doomed.

>>12715398
Hey, Gallade can learn everything Ralts, Kirlia, and Gardevoir learn. Leave it as Kirlia until it gets Fairy moves then evolve it to Gallade and it'll have them too, just like Magical Leaf, Psychic, Dream Eater, etc.

Of course they'll be Special attacks and useless for Gallade. He might be able to get a physical Fairy move, though.

>>12715572
>dat filename

>>12715336
Rest assured, /mlp/ got hit with it's own series of bannings.
Everybody was furious.
It was great.

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>>12715673

Once more I missed out on all the fun. Newfaggotry sure does hurt.

>>12715691
It wasn't just /mlp/. Several other boards were having problems with the mods/janitors at the time.

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Gardevoir now Fairy type
Correction... MAGICAL GIRL type even if male
Gardevoir Henshin up!

>>12721207
Would that mean Gardevoir would now fit on a team with Haracross, Scizor, Bisharp, and Gallade? Because I want my Super Sentai team.

>>12722594

She'd be the pink ranger.

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>>12715370
Well, I know a lot of the waifu sorts don't believe in porn of their girl/guy/monster of choice. If you can delude yourself into waifufaggotry in the first place, though, construing it as something more loving isn't a stretch.


>>12715383
Hopefully, they'll make Gardevoir mono-gender and remove the stone requirement for Gallade.

>>12715315
>not fapping to Gardevoir
Some people really are beyond help

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This thread is to flat.

Let me add a third dimension.

>>12724417
Wow, "to flat".

Time to kill myself for making such a stupid grammar mistake.

>>12724417
Gardevoir's still too flat. Add some boobs.

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Posting superior psychic type humanoid.

>>12724347
No.
Fuck you.
I'm not getting rid of my gardebro just to service your fetish.

>>12724451
I have one with boobs, only she's wearing a hula skirt and is modeled to be a hula-dancer.

Or at least I have part of it done. Been too lazy to finish her up.

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>>12724347
>Hopefully, they'll make Gardevoir mono-gender and remove the stone requirement for Gallade.
Fuck no. Gardevoir is just fine the way it is, so take your inability to perceive Gardevoir as both genders (Or your unholy as fuck fetish obsession with it only being female) and deal with it.

>>12724566
Exactly. If they made Gardevoir female only, then either A: we won't be able to transfer Pokemon from previous gens because of male Gardevoir or...

B: Transfered Gardevoir become female when transfered, which is really freaking stupid.

Also, I have no issue with Gardevoir being male. I understand WHY some people think Gardevoir should be a female only 'Mon, but I don't agree with them.

>>12724566
>>12724482
It's not that at all. My friend has a male Gardevoir (named Bridget) on his team, but he feels the same way.

It's just weird having the genders spread as lopsided as they are. You have it with Tauros and Miltank, which look completely different, but not Gardevoir and Gallade.

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>>12724593
Considering that they went and made it that Gothitelle was 25% male chance, I don't really see why they would suddenly go back and change Gardevoir's whole gender thing.

>>12724597
Two words: Female Machoke. Why should Gardevoir be made female only for the completely narrow minded, when the likes of Machoke remain untouched?

Mr. Mime as well. Ignoring the English name for it, the thing looks pretty male. As such, please explain to me why Gardevoir should conform to one gender? It shouldn't.

I don't care if people like female Gardevoir more. I might find the idea of giving Gardevoir breasts to be mildly bothersome (Though there are some good art with breasted Gardevoir), and I can handle people using 'she' to refer to Gardevoir easily.

The line gets drawn at 'Gardevoir should be female only' or 'they should retcon it'. That right there is when everything becomes grade A bullshit.

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I feel like Gallade is kind of unnecessary. The males of the Ralts line had been "crossdressing" since their second stage, no point trying to butch up the species now.

>>12724672
>Two words: Female Machoke. Why should Gardevoir be made female only for the completely narrow minded, when the likes of Machoke remain untouched?
Maybe because there isn't a completely female Machoke variant? If they came out with a new Pokemon that could only be female, and evolved from a female Machoke, I'd feel the same way about making Machamp male-only. It has little to do with appearances.

I was fine with male Gardevoirs until they made Gallade, and then it just felt kind of redundant.

>>12724721
Right? Exactly.

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>>12724761
By that logic, Female Glalie is pretty much redundant since Froslass exists.

>>12724721
>>12724761
I like Gallade, but I feel as if the design could have been a bit more inspired of sorts. I think what really causes the issue is the lump it has around its waste. They should have made it a small skirt of sorts instead of a lump.

A small skirt or a sort of flowing extension would have given it a bit more of a regal look of sorts

>>12724761

Yeah exactly. It doesn't make sense for the "female" variant of the Ralts line to be include both sexes, but the male variant be exclusively that.

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>>12724721
Gallade is one of the only two psychic/fighting type pokemon with the other one being Medicham. Gallade is better in every way even regarding Medicham's Pure Power ability.

Gallade has 125 base attack compared to Medicham's 60, more than double in base Special Defense so that it can actually soak a special attack before a retaliation, and a better movepool because of the ralts line.

So Gallade may be a male-only pokemon but it also is a dawn stone evolution which is also for the female only Froslass. So in short, Gallade gives another option of use for a Ralts if their attack is good and you want a dual typing on your team that doesn't get KO'd by a dark type move every time.

Gardevoir can be male or female. It does well as a cleric role anyways and clerics are both genders so why not?

>>12724874

For me, its an issue of how the line is designed. The line is clearly meant to feminine, even if it has both males and females, which doesn't bother me (As we already have stuff like Machamp and Mr. Mime). It's Gallade that bothers me, it feels tacked on. I'm fine with its stats and typing, I just would've liked it better as a standalone Pokemon (and with a different design).

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>>12724953
One could say that Froslass looks nothing like Snorunt and seems tacked on while Glalie looks better with Snorunt than Froslass does with Snorunt. I do agree with >>12724819 in that Gallade is a bit jarring in design considering the previous two stages and could've been designed with slightly better but I still think that they both should still be related.

Think about both Gardevoir and Gallade get their names and behaviors based from knightly duties but they are two aspects of being a protector. Sirknight, or サーナイト comes from the Japanese サー、ナイト which literally means "Come, Knight."

Gardevoir is more of a supportive and be actively by your side sort of knight while Gallade is a knight that will go out and fight your battles. They both do kind of look their parts.

>>12725183
>sonic_shaving_cosmo.png

Why is she so popular?

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>>12725183
>Gardevoir is more of a supportive and be actively by your side sort of knight while Gallade is a knight that will go out and fight your battles. They both do kind of look their parts.
Cleric Gardevoir and Paladin Gallade. It's perfect.

>>12725237
Basically, she's the perfect combination of human-like appearance and elegant fairy charm making perfect waifu material.

>>12725240
but she's flat as fuck

>>12725244
DFC is more common than you might think.

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>>12725244
>liking pokemon
>wanting breasts on a pokemon
>pick one

If I wanted to see mammaries on a pokemon I would go with Miltank and no one waifus Miltank do they, anon?

>>12725244
>implying people don't put boobs on things regardless

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>>12725240
Don't forget the part where she's literally the "embrace Pokemon." Her whole deal is bonding closely with a trainer, protecting her trainer with her life, etc. If you're into serene, loyal monster girls, she's in the top grade of waifu.

And even if you aren't, she's basically the Alakazam of Hoenn.

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>>12725262
Why not both

I kinda hated the idea of Fairy Type, but hey they put Gardevoir in so theres at least one im willing to use

>>12715383
Ralts and Kirlia will probably stay pure-Psychic and their two evolutions will gain a secondary type

Makes more sense instead of Gallade dropping Fairy for Fighting

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Oh look at me~
I'm a Gardevoir and I'm a pretty whore~
Tehe~
All the boys love me~

Give me a break.

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So with Pokemon Amie being a key function in X/Y I know the first things I will do that involves Gardevoir. First I approach Gardevoir with a smile as a put my hand on Gardevoir's head to give her encouraging head pats to perk up spirites. After Gardevoir warmed up to that I will take that as my cue as a gladly hold hands with Gardevoir to show that I care as a trainer. And that fellow anons is my very lewd planned experience with Pokemon Amie.

>>12725375
Keep going, my d'awww demands it.

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>>12725375
>Gardevoir will eat berries out of my hand

This is going to be a good gen.

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>>12725388
Alright anon I'll continue. Another time I plan on feeding Gardevoir my poffin. Gardevoir will be red and flustered about why I am doing it and I will grin and say that I made that poffin especially for Gardevoir. Gardevoir blushes even more as the realization comes that I was thinking of her the entire time. Gardevoir says that she doesn't deserve such affection and doesn't know what to say. I just look into Gardevoir's eyes and say that it's okay we can take it slow and I proceed to embrace Gardevoir and come clean and say that I made that poffin because she's my favorite and I just want to see her happy. Gardevoir gasps with pleasure and tells me that the poffin was really delicious and that she looks forward to any poffins I make for her in the future. Gardevoir looks away from me trying to hide the fuzzy smile on her face. I know though that she enjoyed our time together.

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>>12725375
>>12725444
>>12725451
I just

I can't

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>Transfer my Pokemon over to the newest game
>Always leave the Gardevoir

I know it's autism but it's my autism.

>>12725482
>>12725451
Nigga that's kawaii.

>>12725375
>>12725451
This train has no breaks. No amount of coming with hnnnnnng will stop this. Here we go for part three:

Gardevoir this time seemed very excited about something but at same time kind of nervous as she has her hands clasped and playing with her fingers. I asked her what was on her mind. She looked side to side as her lips pursed and a blush started to appear on her cheeks. She said how she has noticed my naughty habit of drinking wine with my dinners. I must say that I was shocked that she was watching me while I was partaking in that activity and apologized for doing it with her around. She shaked her head slightly and said that didn't mind if I did that and in fact got curious about something after seeing me do that. I asked her whatever could be? Gardevoir beckoned me down to her height and said that maybe she wanted to try the taste of some of my _wine. I asked her if she was sure that she wanted to give it try and she said that she was sure.

So then I proceed to take her to my room where I pulled out my bottle of wine from my dresser and presented it to her. She popped off my the stopper and sniffed it. She said that it smelled kind of strong and I admitted that it does smell strong at first but one gets used to it and maybe will even like it.
Cont. 1/2

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For me, Gallade is a wonderful addition that creates a classy gender dichotomy in the Ralts line. The only problem is the execution. Him being a stone evolution when he clearly shouldn't be is awkward.

He's my second favorite Pokemon now, though. Total bro in Platinum.

>>12725573
I then proceed to pour her a glass and give it to her knowing that she will doubtfully swallow even a drop. As time goes she steels her resolve and I start to lose focus with the time as her lips pressed against the wine glass and swallows some of it before choking on the taste. I let Gardevoir catch her breath before I said anything. After she calmed down and collected herself I stated that I was surprised that she followed through with her curiosity and actually did something I didn't expect her to. She grew red in the cheeks as I said that. I also added that I was sorry for even doing it in the first place and we will never do it again. She yelped out a quick no in protest before apologizing for the sudden outburst. She looks me in the eye and says that the taste and smell of my _wine caught by surprise but it was oddly good in taste and that she didn't want to let to go to waste as she proceeded to put her lips again to the glass and finished drinking the glass in one fell swoop. I was shocked by this gesture and asked her why she even did that in the first place. Gardevoir's exhaled as the smell of my _wine came from her as she said that I kept seeing her as a pokemon and she didn't want that. She want me to see her as someone mature and could be like those other people. I laughed and said that it was okay she didn't need to do that.

I lied. 2/3 Cont.

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>>12725624
I already viewed her as mature and that she didn't need to be like those other people. Gardevoir was my one and only Gardevoir was alright just the way she is and I already liked her for it. As I finished saying she had already passed out asleep. I suppose that she was so excited for do this with me that after the fact she was tuckered out. I then wrapped my arms under her and carried her to my bed. I smiled and said to her in a hushed whisper that I was already proud of her willingness to try new things. It's what makes someone mature. I bid her good night as I turned off the light and let her have my bed to herself. She looked content in her sleep.

3/3 END

Alright that wraps that up. I am off to bed now but will be back tomorrow around noon. Good night everyone.

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>>12724347

THIS is exactly one of the poke-related comments I despise the most, though stomping out one gender for the sake of elegance is only half of the issue for me.

Gallade is among my top favourite pokemon ever released, yet I like the premise of a 'feminine' pokemon with enough ambiguity to hold both genders with no visible dimorphism.

Now, thanks to all these 'helpful' chaps who, upon Gallade's release, cried "OH FINALLY A CANON REPLACEMENT FOR TRAPDEVOIR!" it is next to impossible to discuss both without triggering Gallade hate bandwagon. His fandom is continously visited by individuals who unknowingly antagonize this pokemon and the family he has been introduced to, leaving him a little bit more hated with every such statement.

Please, this is becoming far more obnoxious and retarded than any shitstorm whipped to date by Sonicfags!

>>12725375
>>12725444
>>12725451
>>12725573
>>12725624
>>12725656
I almost feel bad about fapping to this. Almost.

>>12725657
You forgot to tell him to check his privilege.

>>12725656
Good night. Thanks for the story.

>>12725657
But I like Gallade, and I like Gardevoir too. It's just created a weird situation. Either make them both two-gender, or make them both single-gender.

You can't claim that Gardevoir isn't necessarily feminine, then turn around and say that Gallade has to be masculine.

>>12725657
I'm more offended by the fact that you CARE so much.

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>>12725707

I'm sorry. I got carried away.

Have some more Gardevoir instead.

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>>12725482

Did they draw Gardevoir like that on purpose? That face is horrifying. Pic fucking related.

>>12725794
Yes.

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>>12725794

Hawt. Now kiss.

>Sirknight
>Kills dragons

I have a feeling I'm not the first person to point this out.

I'd kill myself in a heartbeat if afterlife existed and I could be with her there.

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>>12725882

>. . .her. . .

Step it up.

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Speaking of Gardevoir, does any official plush toy of it exists? What comes up in search engine looks as if it was custom made.

Would have been rather strange for no decent Gardeplush to be released when pic related exists.

>>12725953
Don't think so. If you need one that badly you could probably just commission someone on Etsy or Da.