>not hexcalibur

>>12895142 (OP)
>hone
>egde
>found in a Stonehenge-esque place.

I'm okay with it.

About time

>>12895142 (OP)
>Honegede
>Hone
>Hoen
>Hoenn
>oenn
>enn
>nn
>n
Unova confirmed.

sounds like ownage

>If you were to carelessly take this blade in hand, you may find that blue cloth wrapping around you...draining the energy from your body!

Too spooky

>Honedge comes into being when a departed spirit inhabits a sword that once belonged to humans. It can use the blue cloth attached to its hilt as nimbly as an arm. If you were to carelessly take this blade in hand, you may find that blue cloth wrapping around you...draining the energy from your body!

it's a decent name, but Hexcalibur is better

>>12895145
>>12895161
>Implying an Excalibur derived pokemon wouldn't be part Fairy

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U WANT PRAY GAME?!

>>12895186
Wow.

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>>12895173
>implying there are fairies in Arthurian Lore

>>12895160
Cool another nightmare fuel Pokemon

GUYS GET THIS!

It learns Swords Dance!

>>12895209
Fuck you, without the Lady in the Lake we wouldn't even have Excalibur.

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>Pokémon Trainers who carelessly take this blade in hand may find the blue cloth wrapping itself around them and draining their energy!

I can see some R34 material in here.

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>>12895216
>Lady in the lake
>fairy

Allofmylol.jpg

You can tell it's a ghost because it has 666 around its eyes.

>>12895231
>.jpg
Why do people do this? I mean really, you posted an image, of a guy laughing. We know you find it comical, you don't have to say "mademelol.jpg.png.exe"

>>12895266
wow it smells like summer in here.

>>12895266
How about ah_had_a_giggle.iso ?

>>12895236
this is the nº666 pokémon? cool

>>12895274
It's not.

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> Honedge
> Not Spookabilly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqwYdOsbixI

>Oh no! It's going to leak out everywhere that France is the inspiration!

This guy is so adorable.

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Hey guys, just out of curiosity, how many Pokemon did they reveal in Gen V before actually releasing it in Japan?

>>12895160
I'm not complaining or anything, I think it's cool, but...

How the fuck does that make it a Pokemon?

>>12895290
Not that many if I remember correctly but the complete dex got leaked.

>>12895292
Same way Rotom possessing a lawnmower did, or a spirit possessing a doll in the case of Banette.

First Litwick, now Honedge.

Ghost Pokémon are always ridiculously awesome !

>>12895296
So the spirit itself is the Pokemon?

Waaaait a second... Does that "hand" remind anyone of Lugia's wing?...

Is honedge a sword possessed by a dead lugia?

>>12895299
THEN WHO WAS FONE

>>12895298
Yeah. Same's true for pretty much all Ghost types, it's why Fighting and Nomal types don't hurt them, since they can only hit the shell, and not the pokemon itself.

>>12895307
By that logic, no type besides Psychic and maybe Dark should be able to hurt it.

>>12895285
>we took inspiration from paris

does this mean NPCs will be horribly rude and smell of garlic? you wont be able to fight any trainers because they will surrender immediately

>>12895186
fuck

>>12895311
Just like how Unova was full of fat McFaggots right?

GF luckily doesn't completely rely on stereotypes.

>>12895310
The other types have powers associated with them that cannot be mimicked without the strange power that allows pokemon biology to exist in the first place.

On a conceptual level, Fighting and Nomal type moves don;t need bullshit magic to make them work.

>not Claymorte, Bansheath, Hexcalibur, Cutlich, Gravesword, etc.
really?

>>12895325
I can throw rocks in real life though.

>>12895331
Yeah, but can you do it when they're aren't any rocks to throw, or cause a rock slide at will?

>>12895326
I'm still praying for zweihaunter

Type Steel/Ghost
Height 2'07"
Weight 4.4 lbs.

So, Guys...This thing is pretty tiny

>>12895335
Well, I could take some sand and wait for a few hundred years until I have a stone...

However I get where you're going with this and it actually kinda makes sense.

>>12895299
Go home /x/. You're drunk.

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>>12895340
So then it's more like a dagger?

That music in the video was beautiful. It was the same as the one in the E3 trailer, but in full. The other time it was used was in that Jap trailer when the player was in the hometown using the PSS. Hometown theme confirmed?

I can't believe I'm more excited about the music than I am about Honedge.

>>12895326
How about Sordread?

>>12895290
Officially? Around 50
http://www.serebii.net/blackwhite/pokemon-pre.shtml

>>12895353
I like. Just posting a small sample of all the names Anons devised in another thread.

>>12895348
Well, Assuming the 2'07" Doesn't include the Ribbon; just the Handle and Blade...Yeah, it's pretty much a Shortsword at best.

>>12895348
I dunno, 2 feet is a fuckhuge dagger and plenty enough length to kill someone

Not sure how much of that is the blade and how much is the arm though

>>12895348
more of a shortsword, which I'm fine with so long as it evolves.

>>12895348
It's roughly the size of a gladius, IIRC, so it's the kind of sword Romans would have waved around. if that's excluding the ribbon's full length, that's a respectably sized blade.

What's not mentioned is that this will be the first time a pokemon game has taken place in a region inspired in part by the UK.

Before some Frankophile looses their shit and throws their beret to the ground in disgust might I point out that I'm talking about the Chanel islands which are on the map plain as day and are obviously visited in game as they have a cave on them.

Hope there is a Water/Fire pokemon based on a teapot there and other UK inspired pokemon like how Unova had an eagle.

I'm naming mine Midna.

>>12895384
>Midna
>not Fi

>>12895384
Good for you.

>>12895382
Altogether, it looks like there's plenty of Celtic influence, so it's already been partly inspire dby the UK (in a snese) already.

>>12895384
I'm naming mine Grimsever

>>12895384
Evisciel

dull name for an interesting pokemon. oh well

So how hectic do you think localisation teams are right now?

This sounds like a big job to launch worldwide at once

>>12895269
No, it smells more like a /b/ leak

>>12895398
perhaps that's why the name quality has plummeted somewhat.

>>12895384
Mine will either be Zankantou or Monado

>>12895401
>implying /b/ didn't make 4chan what it is

>implying people aren't allowed to visit other boards

>implying you aren't a /d/ regular.

Keep being new

>all these names
>english version ends up being Swordmetal

>>12895411
English is Honedge

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>>12895387

>honedge
>hoenged
>hoengod
>hoenngod

Hoenn remakes confirmed

>>12895413
Seriously? I thought that was just some play on HOENN CONFIRMED

I haven't been keeping up too much on this because I don't have a 3DS yet.

>>12895419
Really?
>Hone + Edge
Scrap the 'H', and you get
>One + Edge
which fits in with the naming schemes for Monorpale and Hitotsuki.

>>12895410
>thinking /b/ isnt dead

>thinking /b/ is is okay to visit

>making claims

It's like I'm really on reddit

looks like shit

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>>12895414
>>12895419

So Masuda should be taking his next vacation soon, where will it be this time?

>>12895432
Turkey.

>>12895432

Spain

>>12895424
>Implying the sad violons can't be heard at /b/

horrible design

>>12895432
Best Korea

>>12895432
Australia, China or Central Africa.

A man can dream, now can he? ;_;

>>12895443
>sad
>>>>12895430
CONSPIRACY.

>>12895432
likely Australia. Which I would be perfectly okay with.
>all dat variety

>>12895445
Evifat - Democratic Scum Pokemon

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>>12895449

>we get a Kangaroo fighting Pokemon

>Steel/Ghost
Oh fuck, this is a new combination isn't it?
>Immunity to normal, fighting and poison
>Weakness to fire and ground
>Resists grass, ice, psychic, rock, dragon and steel
>Doubly resists bug

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>>12895449
>every Pokemon is part poison type
>main villain is julia gillard
>elite four at Canberra
>legendary pokemon is a rainbow coloured snake caught at Ularu
>All trainers are either lebos, bikers or abos

>>12895460
But but but,
we have that already.
>Breloom

>>12895487
>weakness to ground
levitate

>>12895449
>Australia
>Poison-types galore
>A new poison status effect that kills you in two turns
>Cassowary pokemon
>Every pokemon can singlehandedly decimate an Uber team

>>12895311
its funny because france actually has a good record of winning wars

>>12895343
you're confused
sand doesn't become rocks, rocks become sand

>>12895498
I see no issue with this.

>>12895491
>>12895498
Are there any Gen 5 rom hacking tools that allow this to happen?
Heck are there sufficient Gen 4 tools for this?

This must be supported.

>>12895142 (OP)

Inanimate object pokemon are almost as shitty as animal pokemon

>>12895397

Dull name???

It's an excellent pun because all other languages are referencing 'one' or 'single' in the name but only the English name uses this in a phrase that makes sense in another way as in Honed Edge.

Also:
>Honedge
>Hoenn-edge
>Hoenn confirmed

>>12895525
So basically pokemon are shitty in general.

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>>12895494

That's a fucking Kangaroo? Damn it, Game Freak, always leaving me clueless.

I always thought Manetric was some kind of baboon thing. then, I figured out it was a Lion.

>>12895509
What are sedimentary rocks?

>>12895491
Team Abo wants to reclaim land.

holy shit this is so perfect.
I NEED this as my starter so I can rightfully name my character Rance and have it named Chaos.

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>>12895534
>They fight with boomerang pokemon

>>12895505
This begs to differ.

>http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

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>>12895487
http://uk.gamespot.com/pokemon-diamond-version/forum/ghost-steel-type-with-levitate-instant-uber-43456321/
>A suit of armour, a sword, or a shield would all make good Ghost/Steel pokemon.
>Posted Jun 3, 2008 10:51 am GMT

>>12895541
Wow, the three most common guesses for Steel/Ghost, and it finally came true.

>Shelmet
>Bastiodon
>Honedge

Who's armor?

>>12895531
>manectric
>baboon

I

What

How

>>12895491
>main villain is julia gillard

I've been meaning to ask an Australian, what exactly is the problem with Julia Gillard? She doesn't seem bad at all compared to other world leaders, she did that Zombie apocalypse announcement and she talks like crocodile dundee. Sounds to me like you had a decent leader for a change but you all probably blamed her for American banks fucking up the world economy before she came to power.

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>>12895410
>not being a /d/ regular

>>12895274

That would make it only the 17th Pokemon in the Pokedex. They tend to keep the more interesting Pokemon a little further away from the starters, around 30.

>>12895585
Yeah. If they're going after the same pattern as the 5 first gens (and I assume they are) it's going to be 9 numbers for starters, then like 3 for the flying type, 2 for the normal type and 3 for the bug.. Which would mean that maybe the bug would end up number 666

What if the bug that has those QR codes transform into some edgy devil pokemon when you read its pattern

>>12895554
>>12895554

Look at it's face, and tell me it doesn't look ape-like. maybe not a baboon, but still.

>>12895326
>And /vp/ complains about names such as Talonflame or Scatterbug while tossing out horrible names themselves.

>>12895599
It's a crocodile clip man

>>12895602

I'm still kinda mad that they didn't call it "Talonferno."

It sounds so much more suitable.

>>12895602
I like Hexcalibur

>>12895602
>not liking Claymorte or Bansheath
They're at least one step up.

Totally making a Voltron team, being a team that a hero could carry.
>Sword is Honedge or however it's spelled
>Shield is that one blue metal floaty thing
>Steed is Rapidash
>Armor is Golurk???????????/
what else

>>12895610

From Bulbapedia

>It may be based on a maned wolf and a youkai of Japanese lore, the 雷獣 raijū, an elemental lightning creature that can take on the shape of various mammals, including a tiger, monkey, and blue wolf wrapped in white and yellow lightning.

>Monkey.

TOLD YOU.

>>12895531
You've been tricked again Hades, it's some sort of wolfish thing.

>>12895623
>blue wolf

Manectric confirmed for zinogre

>>12895539
>>boomerang pokemon
>not Marowak and Kangashkan pokemon

>>12895558
She was just literally kicked out of politics just last week. No one liked her. She had taken over the Rudd government because she fucked Turnball and other party members and her husband is a faggot

>>12895621
Escavalier as the helmet

>>12895397

>dull name

Hehehehe.

>>12895597

What if the QR codes reveal some way to change Vivilion's form into a bug/fairy devilish type of bug? Would more than make up for it initially being bug/flying because of how damn clever it is.

>>12895612
And you have poor tastes.

>>12895647

Her husband being a faggot would make sense. She was opposed to legalizing gay marrige, I wouldn't be surprised if it was to spite her husband for not finding her ugly ass attractive.

>>12895660

> fairy
> not fire or dark

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>>12895505

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>>12895505

>France
>winning wars

>>12895669

Little gremlin bug instead of a literal devil bug? Whatever alternative typing it has, it'd be cool.

>>12895602
All of those sound 1000x better than Talonflame or Scatterbug. Actually, all except Gravesword. That's one pretty shitty.

>>12895737
I think the drop in quality of names is because if all Local teams trying to work in sync and in a rush

>>12895160
I really like Honedge but...Why would a human spirit make it a Pokemon? I don't quite understand that part.

I mean I guess you could argue that Spiritomb is made up of human souls, but in the end they all still just combined to create this Pokemon being. How does a human spirit possessing a sword make it a Pokemon?

>>12895384

Killstab

>>12895548
Golurk?

I know it's stretching

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I want to catch a female Honedge and name it Fi

>>12895747
They're doing a global release, there's no way the localization teams haven't had this stuff settled for months

>>12895801
>not Ghirahim

>>12895768
It never says it's a human spirit, just that 'sword once belonged to humans'.

>>12895816
Oh, my bad. Too early in the morning to be reading new shit.

Nicknaming mine Polterslice. Honedge is a name that didn't satisfy my expectations

>>12895856
No worries, anon - I've seen a few people make the same mistake. I think most people are assuming the spirit's human because the wording make sit sound as though pokemon regularly wield swords (which, whilst awesome, is sadly not true) and because we'r enot told what the spirit detached tiself from.

>>12895142 (OP)
Can it use Stone Edge?

>>12895156
>sounds like ownage

Surprised to see you're the only one to have pointed this out. I thought people would be all over that.

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>>12895678

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>>12895938

>>12895678
>>12895676
>>12895540
Your underage is showing

Guys
GUYS

It's a STEEL GHOST POKEMON

Isn't that all you ever wanted?

>>12895801
>implying it's not a genderless pokemon

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>>12896018

I wanted a gibbet

that shit's way more fitting for france

Zweist
Zweihander+Geist
[Spoiler]Geisthander?[/spoiler]
Although I do like Bansheathe, Claymorte, and Polterslice.

>>12896040
There are object based pokemon that have genders, and there's steel types that have genders, so it might have.

Just remember Heatran has genders. Nothing surprises me.

It's a possessed sword, so maybe the gender has to do with the spirit inside of it.

>>12896014
>What is the fall of France?

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inb4 his evolved form

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>>12896090

Branch Evo

>>12896061
3edgy5gamefreak

>>12896095
>>12896090
I remember this, but not sure where from...

>>12896095
So it's fellating itself?

>>12896106
The best game ever made.

>>12896106
I'm pretty sure it's from Ragnarok Online, one of the worst games ever made.

>>12895353

Swordred would be cool.

>>12895987
America lost 1812 to Canada, therefore America has never won a single war ever

>>12896118
>>12896123

>not the most mediocre game ever made

>>12895311

Reality check: only Amerifats have that sterotype of France. Maybe the UK too, I don't know —and if they have, it's probably because of the influence from the US.

The rest of Europe, and I'd say world, don't think that of France. And being that we live nearer, I think we might be closer to the truth. Though we don't particularly love them either

Love,

Basque Country.

>>12896163
As a Brit, I can say that most of us only use that stereotype as yet another way to mock the French. The vast majority of us are well aware that such is not the case, we're just grateful for extra ammo when we bicker.

>Honedge

Oh thank god. That doesn't sound too bad at all.

I was terrified of seeing something like Excaliboo.

>>12895231
>implying she isn't

>>12896163
>Basque
>Country
Jajajajajajaja

>>12895737
>thinks Scatterbug is bad

>>12896163
Completely wrong

Up until about 20 years ago, Brits hated America AND France.

Now you're not allowed to.

>>12895358
> US Name: To Be Confirmed
> Jp. Name: Snivy (ツタージャ)

The fuck is this shit

>>12896163
Most of the world thinks france is full of people who love cheese and surrendering.
The reality is that France is a regular country full of black people

>>12896289
who love cheese and surrendering and stealing and raping

>>12896289
>"surrendering"
>only happened once, and the people still resisted
>being this retarded

>>12896282
Wow, what part of Britian do you live in?

Hating everyone and everything is very nearly the national past time.

>>12896589
>Not including Algeria
>And Vietnam
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the fluttering of the big white flag over you.

>>12896606
South-East England, you?

>>12895533
rocks that come from sediment that came from rocks

Damn, I thought it was Hoenn confirmed.

>>12896259

>you
>in charge of speaking English

also,
>not realizing that even in Spanish and French it's PAÍS Vasco/PAYS Basque

2/10 learn your shit

That weight is actually realistic. The length is damn short, though.

>>12896619
East England. Luton, for an exact location.

Though, even when I'm at uni in Portsmouth, I'm able to hear plenty of cracks against the French and Americans.

>>12895311
>>12896163
>>12896289

as an americlap that's been to france, paris is a beautiful city but it is very very dirty and cigarette smoke is rampant. The people there are also rude as fuck because they can tell you're tourists. As for niggerville, Paris was actually pretty diverse compared to some areas farther south where nigger merchants would slap bracelets on your wrist and harass you until you paid them for it. They also weren't afraid to grope

>>12896289

US+UK ≠ most of the world

The surrendeting thing is an American stereotype, because they feel hurt that France won't kiss their ass even if they (US) helped them in WWII.

>>12896652
Isn't it roughly the same size as a gladius?

French are racist bigots who are rude as shit.
obviously not true for all french people, and they have very tasty food (Snails)

I am proud to be racist towards french people, its a relationships brought from tens of wars lasting hundreds of years.

>>12895142 (OP)
>Honedge
I keep reading this as Hoenn-edge damn it.

>>12896655
Yeah people still say those things, even though you're "not allowed" to

Oh and no offence but I heard Portsmouth uni is crap.

>>12896660

Well people are certainly rude in Paris (especially for American standards), but then again they are just as rude if not ruder in London or any other huge city.

>>12896685
There's always been a stark contrast between what we're "allowed" to say and what the general public considers acceptable, though. France and America have always been acceptable targets, and I can't see that changing any time soon.

As for the uni, eh, it's not as bad as some of the other's I was looking at. Frankly, I could have done better at A-levels and gotten into a good uni, but laziness and a nihilistic funk fucked me over.

>>12895432
I think Malaysia or anywhere Southeast Asia, Korea Best or Not Best (who cares), Australia, or New Zealand.

>>12895432
What do if Masuda visited all continents/prominent countries? Will Pokemon ends? ;_;

>>12895540
- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
2funny4me

>>12896758
Then Masuda would go to outer space.

>>12895231
Wasn't Merlin part Fairy?
Kinda funny since he killed a dragon.

>>12895142 (OP)
Honedge
Ownage
>Get in my team

>>12895540
>http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html
I don't know who's worse(or better) at lying about wars America or France?

>>12896768
Wat.

> Gen Infinite confirmed

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i thought this thread was a hoenn joke thread at first

btw this guy definitely evolves into a guillotine fyi

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>- French Revolution
>- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French

reminds me of the time when my Spanish teacher asked who won the Spanish civil war and more than half the class's reply wasn't spain

>Ghost/Steel
>Might be the best defensive typing (especially with levitate)
>Make it an offensive Pokemon

>>12896774
Merlin was just a powerful magician, like half of vp. That's it.

>>12896768
Masuda visits the first lunar colony.

Gen CII announced shortly after.

>>12896801
The best defense is a good offense.

>>12896797
>joking about french being limp wristed

you realize they invented modern war right

>>12896797
When you are talking about civil wars, you are supposed to use factions' name anyway. Saying that the winner of the Spanish civil war was Spain doesn't make any sense.

>>12896794
>guillotine
>From Halifax, England

>>12896811
Not with typing. Ghost and Steel are shitty offensive types. It's a waste of a Pokemon.

>>12896801

>tfw he's slightly better at special attack
>tfw he has swords dance but no good physical ghost attack
>tfw he doesn't evolve

Wanna bet?

>>12896822
The answer was The Spanish, so techincally correct

>>12896811
And a good offense is also a good offense.

>>12896836
>tfw he evolves into a bulky Levitating shield

I can dream

>>12896846
Bets of both worlds!

>>12896852
You know what's a better defense than a good offense?

A good fucking defense

>>12896844
Yeah, but that's so obvious it shouldn't even be considered an acceptable answer.

>>12895523
You'd probably be better off making in RPGMaker or gen 3. Tools to make an entirely new game are pretty limited at this point in time.

>>12895142 (OP)
>Not hexcalibur
>Not polterslice
ishygddt

It seems more like Pokemon isn't running out of ideas, just that the localization team is running out of creativity.

>>12896871
>not Excaliboo

I'm also trying to think of a pun on "apparition" and "rapier" but it's not going too well.

>>12896836
He'll probably get Shadow Claw, and hopefully Steel will also get a 'Slash' move itself.

>>12895647

Is there an actual source other than heresay on her husband being a bender and her having an itchy minge?
If not I'd say Rudd got kicked out initially for being shit and then went around for year going "*cough* slut *cough*" and whispering "Bet her husband takes it up the shitbox, all hairdressers do." whenever he was sat behind a journalist during one of her speeches.

>>12896889
He'll probably get heaps of STAB's

>>12896871

Honedge is still a ghost and sword pun, but half in English and half in Japanese, which is awkward.

>>12896905
I can see his ability making STABs more effective, myself.

>>12896802
In some myths his father was an incubus. In many his father was something nonhuman.

>only weak to fire
Fire confirmed as best offensive type

>>12896917
>half in English and half in Japanese
Are you dumb?
Honed + edge
One + edge
There's no Japanese in there.

>>12896801
>implying he won't evolve into one of those display pieces with the crossed swords behind a shield and become a defensive beast

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>2 foot tall sword
>only 4 lbs

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>>12896938
Yes... keep using Fire moves... heeheehee

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>>12895142 (OP)
Not Hauntedge

>>12896948
It's Ghost, so the floating counteracts the weight leaving only 4 lbs

>>12896955
That's like saying a 200 pound person in a pool doesn't weigh 200 pounds just because they're floating in a pool.

>not kryptana

>>12896948
It's hollow.

>>12896963
If you put a scale under them in the pool, it will read a lot less than 200 pounds.

>>12896981
If you put a scale under them in a pool, you probably can't read it.

>>12896963
... No, that's not the same at all.
I guess you could add the mass of the air you displace to get your real mass, but we're talking about weight, which is the force you exert on the ground while you're in air.

>discussing pokemon weights

if you know anything about pokemon you know the weights never make any goddamn sense so shut up about it already

>>12896987
>implying you can't read underwater

>>12896981
it would read a lot more due to the water

>>12896998
You calibrate it to zero underwater and THEN you weigh him

>>12896996
>Implying you could read it with a 200lb gut.

>>12897010
>implying you can't have 200lbs of tightly packed muscle

>>12896948
Most longswords didn't weigh more than 4lbs.
And there's not a single non-ceremonial sword that weighed over 9lbs.

>>12896998
As long as you're smart enough to make sure it's a spring scale, and not an electric scale, it could fill up with water. The water pressure would be on both sides of the plate, so it would cancel out.

>>12896995
For anything even slightly sensible, the pokedex is taken as a rough guideline anyway.

I swear that one day I will actually hash out that realistic pokedex I've been musing over for the last few months.

>>12895154
Well, that was funny,

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>>12896963
Look at this faggot. Doesn't understand the concept of buoyancy forces acting against gravitational forces.

Whales suffocate on land because their girth actually crushes them without the added buoyancy forces.

I like how the colors of the lower half are brighter because it has probably been stuck on a rock or some stuff for a long time

>>12896948
I have a 2 foot sword standing next to me and it's about 2 lbs. It's a replica, but still. If anything you should be surprised about it's thickness compared to it weight.

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>>12895173
>>12895209

>>12897050
I'd like to think that, but it's probably sugimori being really lazy about his shading again

One of the mistakes many fakemon-creators make is letting the shading get too detailed, big giveaway.

>>12895266
babbysfirsttroll.png

>>12897218
That's what she said LOL xD kawaii! ~!

>>12897050
Pretty sure it's just lazy colouring, or some fucked up shadowing. It doesn't make sense for a sheathe to have been stuck in a stone or tree.

>>12895336
but it's a one-handed sword...

Ugh, who am I kidding. Zweihaunter sounds awesome.

>>12897315
I'm not entirely sure what this name is supposed to be for. Two + Haunter? Zuh-vei-haun-ter? What does 2 have to do with it? What the fuck.

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>>12897251
>>12897305

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>>12897305
it's a japanese style of shading where it makes the face seem spooky

come on niggas figure this shit out by now

>>12897332
Because your logic was shitty.

>>12895299
UGH. STOP.

>>12897323
Zweihander is the most often used term for a two-handed sword. Though it mostly looks like a one-hander.

>>12895432

He's going to Brighton

>>12897416
Oh, well then forget what I said. I didn't know that term. That fits quite well then

>>12897463
Well, if it does get an evo, Zweihaunter is still a possibility - though it may be avoided due to Zweilous.

>>12895814
>superior taste

>>12895186
fuckin' lost it

>>12897552
>zweihaunter
>haunter
>thus may be avoided due to zweilous
>derp

>>12897869
Yeah, but Haunter was 5 gens ago know. Repeating names from that far back is acceptable, especially since in Japan Haunter is called Ghost (just like the type it belongs to).

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>Honedge evolves into Hexcalibur
>Hexcalibur is beast as fuck
>Base Stats of HP-70 Atk-145 Def-80 SpAtk-80 SpDef-90 Spd-125
>mfw

>>12895186
My sides are in the stratosphere.