I think my biggest issue would trying to keep them from killing each other.

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OP is a faggot

Did you know he goes by Blackzero Dragonhide?

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pic related, it's Zero

Anyway if you guys can post in this thread without circlejerking it would be cool

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Guys did you know that OP's first character for this RP was a genetically modified Zoroark?

Ain't that just Deviantart-tier?

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Did you know that OP justifies his character's ridiculously godmod-y actions by defining his character as a 'plot device'?

Ain't that just amateur?

>>11507378
Wait, was this the same guy who was a Zoroark who also was a pokemon league champion at one point(or just claimed to be but was quickly retconned into just being an old asshole who makes shit up?)

That was... special.

Hey, whats the best way to get motor oil and grease out of fur. Some of my Pokémon like to help me work on my truck. Mainly my Typhlosion and Electabuzz.

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>>11507417
Dawn.

Gets it right out and leaves them squeaking clean.

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>>11507413

Yep, he's that much of a faggot.

>>11507417
Not quite sure, I don't deal with it too much other than when ny ground types are digging. A few pokemarts sell a thing called googone its a type of soap that can pull oil off with ease.

>>11507437
and like a scientist

and a whole lot of other shit

i tried to roleplay around the idea he was just a 14 year old typing up shit on his parent's computer but i think everyone misinterpreted it as a burn on him instead of an idea for a retcon

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>>11507475

He deserves the burns though.

He tried bringing that shit into an organized RP.

What a faggot.

>>11507521
technically it was a burn but it was worked into the actual roleplay because that's just how i roll(play)

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>>11507542

Well then, I've just noticed your lack of capitalization and that shitty joke.

There goes all my respect from you

>>11507586
stick in the mud, ground type trainer, etc

you get the idea

my Lilligant's head flower is starting to look a tad pale.
there skies overhead have been cloudy for the past week, she said she's been feeling fine but it's getting worse
advice? could i use artificial light?

Abundant Shrine is BULLSHIT.

Do you know how many waterfalls I had to scale to reach that place? And the only thing there is a single goddamn shrine to a Pokemon who hasn't been there in YEARS. There's nothing else worthwhile there!

I see more legendary pokemon when I cross Marvelous Bridge. My travel agent can go hang onto a Drifloon until it drags him right to hell.

(question for rules of this rp: is it permissible to defy the breeding groups if it can be justified? In other words, stuff that is based on similar animals and should be able to breed, but can't within the constraints of the game)

Does anyone need a pokemerc?

Im in Kanto right now, but I can zip over to Hoenn or Unova if you need me to.

My fee is usually around 120,000 pokedollars. It depends on the target and location.

If you have any questions, ill be willing to answer them for the next hour or so.

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Apparently, this fossil I found the other day belongs to a Pokémon called Tirtouga; the guys at the HQ Lab were going to try resurrecting it, and said they could give it to me if they pulled it off. Any tips for an Orrefag on raising one of these guys? Maybe thoughts on a name?

Ok,so can anyone explain to me how my Staraptor is able to intimidate? Most pokemon that have that ability look scary as fuck.but not my Staraptor or any at that. Any ideas?

>>11507730
Tirtouga and Carracosta are slow,but powerful pokemon.I would recommend Waterfall and Curse with Rock slide and whatever move at the 4th slot. Anon. btw,Congrats.

>>11507730

>give it to me if they pulled it off
>me if they
>IF

>>11507732
Intimidate is more of a trait that certain pokemon develop to lower the morale of other pokemon. This being said, Intimidate is not largely focused on the face, it can be focused on talon size, wingspan, etc. Stantler has intimidate and yet does not have a scary face. His large horns can be very intimidating to other Pokemon.

>>11507672
>I see more legendary pokemon when I cross Marvelous Bridge.

That Cressila is an asshole. Keeps stealing my lunch whenever I ride on my bike across it. Well, whenever the ghost doesn't steal it instead in between times when it makes me shit my pants and then disappear.

What the fuck is wrong with that bridge.

>>11507791
This

My kirlia tries to use intimidate but it just results in an very adorable frustrated stare.

>>11507791
I see,I noticed that while my Gyarados puts on a scary face,Staraptor expands his wings and screech to the heavens.Thanks

>>11507771
All right, sounds like he knows some good moves, and slow powerhouses seem like they're overall chill by nature; I think I'm going to get along with him already.

>>11507776
Their words, not mine. I don't think they have much experience with resurrecting fossils.

>>11507713
I really must know the answer to this. I think any adherence to a game mechanic other than the type alignments breaks the feel of it being an actual world.

Lifespan of a pokemon, go

>>11508016

and the award for vaguest question of 2013 goes to...
i mean seriously, some are only a few years, other are thousands of years and everything in between

>>11508041
Sweet I won an award

How long would a Charizard live?

>>11508002
Correction: I will accept any battle-related game mechanic (alignments, abilities, maybe stats)

>>11508002
[spoiler[ I'd stick to egg groups, because it's something that hasn't been disproven in any medium(comics, games or anime), and trying to put in real genetic ideas into this is kind of silly when you think about the world it's set in. [/spoiler]

>>11508068

my great grandfather used to know someone who trained a few fire types, if my memory serves, Charizard's usually outlive their trainers
so... 80+ years?

>>11508095
Whelp. Fucked up those spoiler tags.

>>11508016
A ninetales is going to live several hundred years after your grandchildren are dead.

Have any of us ever challenge and beaten the Elite four of whatever region we live at?

I've beaten the Unova elite four and I must say that having a Scrafty makes things so much easier.

>>11508150

And put my Friends through that much pain?
no, i'm not the best trainer, i don't want to see them get hurt knowing it was my fault

the most battling we ever do is sometimes on breaks around the back of the pokemart i work at, and that's only because i know there is lots of potions to heal them with

>>11508150
Never have, but from what people tell me, it's not that hard the first time around. They play by Unova Gym Leader rules where you fight equivalent leveled pokemon to your own, and they're more focused on testing you than kicking your ass.

Between you and me, I heard they use drugs to lower the levels of their pokemon to make it a fair fight, that's why trainers like Drayden have evolutions that are sooner than they should be.

>>11508095
Think about the world? ...I can understand your other hangups, but while pokemon just being in love has never been an issue, I just feel that certain ones should still be allowed to be paired. I can understand the havoc this would create because then pretty much anything would be possible. Yes, there should be restrictions, but only within reason. Otherwise, I remain unable to accept that "It's a kid's franchise" is an adequate excuse for laziness. If you want to have a fully realized world, you will have to break the rules of the game somewhere. You probably already have. What difference does it make then? If you want to play the game, then go ahead and play the game, but I refuse to act as if it's a real world because it's not. Not even for pretend purposes. You might as well just be playing the game.

>>11508186
I can understand and respect your concern for them.

>>11508192
Makes sense,Did you know that Iris's Hydreigon is underleveled too?

>>11508292
>Did you know that Iris's Hydreigon is underleveled too?

Which one? She has like, three.

Also, unrelated, but was there ever an explanation for that sudden explosion of stupidly powerful pokemon over at Pinwheel Forest and beyond?

They used to be pushovers that I could probably take in a fistfight, then BAM! Fucking monsters out of nowhere!

>>11508318
I dunno,Unova have changed a lot in 2 years.

I woke up in the middle of the night, 4.12 AM. I was having an other "Zapdos nightmare". When I looked out of the window I saw the Bell Tower illuminated by lightning. Only then I noticed how strong the wind was blowing. The weather was far too familiar.
It knew it was HIM to cause all that. I got up, I had to face my fear. I took my belt, woke up Rowdy (my Furret) and recalled him in his ball. The rest of my team (Spike the Typhlosion, Serah the Togekiss, Athos the Gyarados and Mickey the Espeon) was already in the Pokéballs.
When I got on the street, I saw lightning fall on route 38. Zapdos had to be there.
I took the bike and headed towards the route. Probably the guard at the city exit told me something, I only remember the word "dangerous".
I stopped between route 38 and 39. I knew it was going to be a hard battle, so I called all my Pokémon out.
I ordered Serah to randomly use Air Slash to let Zapdos know I was there. Lightning fell 10 meters in front of me. It's like a fucking flashbang, I had to close the eyes and cover my ears.

>>11508363
When I opened them, Zapdos was there, standing tall, with his wings wide open, electricity running through his whole body, making crackling sound. And I was there, standing on my feet, but petrified by fear, my heart beating like never before, cold sweat covering my forehead.
He unleashed his terrifying cry and flew up in the air. "This is it", I thought. I jumped on Serah, reaching his level, my other 5 pokémon still on the ground. I had to hit fast and hard. "Spike use Eruption!" I yelled, but the wind was too strong, making it difficult to aim, and the attack barely hit the tail. He flew down, spinning around himself, heading towards Rose. I ordered Rowdy and Athos to protect her, managing to crush Zapdos between Aqua Tail and Ice Punch.
But it had little effect. He quickly recovered, rising up again, Serah and I flew towards him: we had to keep him where the others could reach him. Serah used Extremespeed to fly past him and block its way with Protect, forcing Zapdos back down, just between Rose and Mickey, who were ready to unleash their attacks.

>>11508371
"NOW!" on my order, Shadow Ball and Sludge Bomb were shot to Zapdos, resulting in a direct hit from both sides. For a moment, I actually thought we might win, but that's when things started do go wrong. I pissed Zapdos off. He came out of the smoke and gas, aiming at Mickey. "Use Prote-" but it was too late... his DrillPeck hit fast and hard, knocking my Espeon out.
"Athos grab it with Ice Fang!" I yelled down. But Zapdos was strong enough to slowly lift my Gyarados, who managed to bite only his tail. "Spike, use eruption while he's still down!". Just when the attack started, that monster called lightning down, frying Athos in one shot, and allowing him to escape the eruption.
Out of my reach, he began to rain lightning down on us, in some kind of berserk rage. Spike and Rowdy were hit but still managed to not get unconscious, while I finished far from them and Rose after dodging all those attacks. I had to do something... I guided Serah toward Zapdos and ordered her to use AncientPower. The attack snapped him out of his mindless rage interrupting his lightning rampage.

>>11508379
But surely he was not calmed down. He dove down to Spike, faster than ever, hitting his chest with Drill Peck, knocking him out and flying past Rose and Rowdy. He then rose spinning like a top. When he stopped he opened his wings unleashing a gigantic Heat Wave.
I tried to guide Serah in front of the other two to protect them, but she was too tired after all that dodging while also carrying me. The attack invested both Rose and Rowdy, launching them meters away, where they remained unconscious.
I had to escape. There was nothing else to do. But before I could decide that, he was in front of me. I was crying. My friends were all knocked out by this monster. When I opened my eyes after wiping them, I saw Zapdos charging an attack.
Its AncientPower (or at least I think it was that) scattered like a shotgun toward us. We tried to dodge it, but we were hit. I fell off Serah, straight to the ground. I lost my senses.
I am now in my bed. 3 broken ribs on the right, where the attack hit me, and dislocated left shoulder and mild TBI because of the fall.
They told me that I was found at around 5 by the owner of MooMoo Farm, drawn by the mess we made. All my Pokémon were taken to the PKMN Center. Athos, Rose and Mickey are still under treatment.

>>11508388
It is all my fault. I rushed things too much. I went in battle without a real strategy. I overestimated myself, thinking I could effectively give orders to 6 Pokémon at once (SIX!), without ever actually trying. I brought a Roserade and a GYARADOS to battle a flying thunder monster and now my friends are hurt. What the hell was I thinking?
Even Morty came to scold me, telling me how much of an inconsiderate I have been, and how I should have talked to him etc.
Now I feel like a shit for what I have done, but I still cannot let that bird win. I know I said I only wanted to battle him to overcome my fear, that I didn't need to win, but I just cannot accept it.
I want to reorganize my team, hunt him down, and have my revenge. But there's that new league opening in just 8 months and I really want to take part, and I might not have enough time.
What would you do? Should I chase him, or should I take part to the league, further refining my skills, THEN go for Zapdos.

>>11508363
>>11508371
>>11508379
>>11508388
>>11508392
Mary Sue/10

>>11508403

this
try harder/10

>>11508403
how? I was anally raped in 1 minute

>>11508465

>implying you have to win to be a Mary Sue

>>11508486
what is it then?
the team?
the beginning of the story?
facing a legendary in the first place?
I'm not butthurt (well, a bit maybe). I want to know so I can do better in the future.

>>11508602
For me, the facing a legendary and losing isn't so bad; it would depend on whether or not the dreams are because you're chosen, or something like that. Anyway, it's mostly the writing style that I disliked; the Pokémon Are Real threads are usually about people posting as though they're talking on an in-universe message board, whereas your story was... well, a story, and not one that felt personally related.

>>11509036
ok thanks. Nightmares are because the character met Zapdos before but simply passed out because of fear alone.

>Had a rough couple of weeks
>Wake up before 6 this morning, rest of the team is still asleep
>Go to the (human) gym
>Get home
>Shower
>Open bathroom door
>My Scraggy air-surfs past me on my Magnemite, jumps, flips, and slams into my roommate's door
>Noise wakes up my team; they're cranky
>Noise wakes up my roommate; he's livid
>Magnemite is a nervous wreck

It's not that I don't appreciate Clyde's attempts to cheer me up, but this is the third time in four weeks that he's pulled something like this. Any ideas on how to get the message across that these stunts cause more trouble than good?

>>11509134
Well,I got a Scrafty so I think I know what to do for you,Clyde(I'm assuming that's Scraggy) get bored most of the time and need stuff to do.What I did for mines what that I brought a sandbag and a practice dummy to keep her occupied when I have to go somewhere that pokemon are not allowed.

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Fuck, do you guys think I could get arrested for this?

>walking through eterna forest
>caterpie pops out of the grass like some fucking whack-a-mole shit
>its foaming from the mouth, looks agitated
>crush it with my foot, bug juice errywhere
>10-year old kid comes up to me asking if I've seen his caterpie
>mfw we both slowly glance down at my shoe in horror

>>11509197
I don't want to deal with Poké-murder
Probabily

Man everyone Iv seen has a scrafty now now days I just don't see the appeal. But maybe thats from living with my sandslash for forever, shes pretty bashful

Anybody here want a Deerling? I visited the Season Institute and just kinda asked them what they were doing?
>do you want Deerling
>here take Deerling
>take ten

...fuuuuuck, those guys are nuts. I swear the only thing they do is breed Deerling and pawn them off to whomever comes along. Can they do that? I mean they just pushed the pokeballs into my hands, what the fuck?

So, anybody wants a Deerling? I mean I don't taking care of one, or two or even three, but I literally have ten.
Please somebody take some of these Deerling off of my hands. I'd release them, but I feel bad about just releasing already tame Pokemon.

>>11509752
Id take them one off your hands the only pokemon I own are a sandslash and a buizel but I live in Johto and it sounds like you live in Unova and I honestly don't know if the trade routes go that far.

>>11509867
...dammit. Yeah I live in Nimbasa. Where in Johto are you though? Because maybe I can send it through the pokemon centers box network. I can ask them, at least.

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any ideas for a cheap bug spray?

have to go through a forest tomorrow and i dont want to have to go through the nightmare of last time i did (mostly bugs in this forest, raising a kadabra and espeon)

>>11510052
I live in Goldenrod. Its a bigger city so maybe It might work
>>11510136
Iv herd repels work well or you could get a fire type?

>>11510136
Well, there is Koff!
Koff! is made from a koffing's naturally emitted gases and the scales of a kecleon. The kecleon scale part of Koff! camouflages you from the bug types, but some have Compound Eyes and can see through this illusion. That's where the Koffing gas kicks in. Koffing poison is nonlethal to humans, but is a killer of bug types, so if a Yanmega comes up to you, it'll have another thing coming!

Brought to you by Koff!©

Guy who was challenging Black tower like a million weeks ago here, I haven't visted these threads in a long time.

After much trial, getting lost, and losing prize money a shit ton of times, I've finally beaten the place. The whole 10 areas, I can't believe how long the last fucking floor took me. I thought the people in here were crazy when they said this place reaches space, but it really is a sight to see when you get up here. That fucking kid was almost too much though. I mean, he's nice and all, but what the fuck is up with his team? He started with the god damn legendary Pokemon Latios for crying out loud. Lots of set up was required for this bullshit battle, but with Lopunny and Vaporeon baton passing stats, we somehow came out on top. It was actually a pretty fun battle in retrospect, though not one I want to do again any time soon. Now the kid wants me to come to his "gramps" house to give me something.

>>11511478
Holy shit, I remeber you. Glad to hear you finally beat the place. Did you end up taking my advice and teaching your Lopunny ice punch?

Alright, so I've been thinking of adding a new Pokemon to my battling team. My main team consists of Emboar, Druddigon, Flygon, Weavile, Beartic and Feraligatr. Weavile and Flygon are the ones I'm willing to swap out, but I only have enough time for one more Pokemon, so any ideas?

>>11511548
That probably would have been helpful in that fight, but no I didn't. It's drain punch was pretty useless in that particular fight but it helped make getting through the tower a bit easier. I ended having to use my vaporeon to take out most of the guys team, switching between Acid armor and Lopunny's work up. I got a bit lucky when facing Garchomp and was able to stall it to death with Whimsicott after it started hitting itself from Outrage. If I ever face him again, I want to be more prepared.

I own a farm off of Mahogany and have decided to invest in a Buneary. My farm hasnt't been doing so well now that tourist season has started. So many Unovans and spoiled Sinnohans are trampling my berries on their way to the lake of rage. Anyway, I've had to resort to shooting wild Pokemon to feed myself and keep my farm up and running. The Buneary first served as bait for wild Pokemon, so I could shoot them when they tried to attack my buneary, but I soon realized the prowess of it. I've sent for a trainer from Chuck's dojo and he has taught my Buneary many new moves to help us.

I'm glad to say that my Buneary is doing well, beating up all the faggot foreigners who dare even try to step on my fields. Fuck you Unovans and Sinnohans. Go look up your own asses for shiny Gyaradoses.

>>11511632
Didn't someone already catch that thing when it was raging around already?

>>11511653
...not him, but you know there was more than one Magikarp affected by Team Rocket's radio stuff, right?

>>11511623
Cool.

Which Pokemon did he end up giving you? I heard he's pretty random about it. I know a guy who beat the tower and got a shiny trapinch out of the deal, another one got a shiny dratini of all things. He's a bit of a nut.

>>11511697
I didn't think they all went shiny just evolved

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>>11511653
Nope, Johto officials are keeping it there so they can roll in the pokedollars tourists pay to see the red gyarados. Pretty sure that the original Red Gyardos died years ago, they're just repeatedly cloning it and feuling it up with Rare Candies and Rage Candy Bars.

They make you pay an addmission fee just to look at it and make you pay to battle it. No ones beaten it yet, probably because its hopped up on Rage Candy Bars. With the amount of tourists pouring in, the profit Johto has gotten this year is more than double the profit of last year. They're not gonna shut this operation down anytime soon.

Pokemon are real?

I will do whatever I can to try to transform myself into a pokemon. I don't care how autistic I am. Fuck everyone else's opinion of this.

>>11511707
Some of them, and some others got unusual coloration from the forced evolution. I know that one trainer from New Bark caught the Red Gyarados that was really rampaging, but there were others in the lake. Still are, maybe.

>>11511749
Eat a ditto to gain its powers.

It's your best bet.

>>11511736
Hmm maybe if I can get a break from my casino job Ill wonder down there to take a look. Maybe I can visit you >>11511632

>>11511704
Benga ended up giving me a Shiny Gabite...this dude must be raising tons of dragons. I hear that once it becomes a Garchomp, you can barely tell the difference between a shiny and a normal one. He may be a little overactive but this kid is a great trainer. I don't think I would have beat him if he had a full team.

Anyway, the Gible was a nice gift and all, but I don't really think I can raise one of these little guys. I usually start with softies and raise them to be strong but this guy already packs a mean bite. Not that he has a poor temper or anything, it's just going around biting everything. I could probably handle it, but I already have a full team to raise.

If anyone thinks they can raise a dragon, this shiny guy here could use a good trainer.

>>11511736
I haven't been to Johto in years, it sounds like the place has really changed. I thought that getting rid of these abusive evolution methods was the whole point of what happened back then? Did lance ever come back to try and sort out this mess?

>>11511792
I'm the same anon from those posts.
I'd be happy to accommodate you at my farm, it's a little off the path to the Lake of Rage. It should be easy to see the acres of crops and the tiny house in the middle of them. Just make sure you yell "Streeter" , so that my buneary won't mistake you for an intruder. Also, make sure you pack a lot of money, the Lake of Rage admission is pretty steep, almost the price of Magikarp Kingdom in Unova. If you want to battle it, I advise against it, the Red Gyarados is pumped full with steroids to the point it'd probably OHKO a Latios.

>>11511841
Johto has changed a lot ever since a lot of the vigilantes passed away. Lance was one of them. To be frank, the police are pretty subpar, which is why we needed vigilantes and sometimes even pokemercs to keep the streets clean. Team Rocket is gone, but you never know how close the government is to them. Sometimes, the Johto officials are right in the way to preserve ancient monuments, but they are extrenely greedy. They rebuilt the burned tower and reolaces it with a condominium building. Ecruteak Condominiums. They even put a tax on goods passed through Tohjo Falls and now the Lake Of Rage affair. johto has changed, and maybe not for the better.

So. I'm training a team entirely from eggs because my older brother is a terrible person and thought that dumping six eggs on someone at one time is a good idea for a prank. He visited last week and I got to punch him in the face, so that's not the issue.

The problem is that Caramel (Eevee) is starting to mature a little bit, but she seems a little directionless during training. Which makes sense, since she's unevolved. But the problem is that there's SO MANY options for her evolution, and there aren't really any limits on which ones I can choose (My brother has graciously offered to gather/do whatever he needs to evolve Caramel the way I think she should).

So, what do I do? Use a stone? Take a trip to Sinnoh or Unova? Or just keep training at a certain time of day?

> About Caramel:
> Very affectionate to me, but often confrontational when it comes to other people/pokemon
> Somewhat prideful and stubborn
> Unafraid of most anything, has attempted to stare down my brother's Feraligatr

>>11511930
Are you from the future or something? I saw Lance a few weeks ago in the world Tournament. He was definitely alive when I saw him.

>>11511870
I'm from Goldenrod and not in dept to any casinos. Trust me I have plenty of money. And Id immensely enjoy a stay at your farm and I have no plans of battling it that would be suicide for my pokemon.

>>11511589
Anyone? I'd like some ideas for a new Pokemon to train.

>>11512034
Lance is still alive? Granted, I haven't left Johto si nce 3 years ago, but I didn't think he'd be on the other side of the world in Unova's World Championship. The police did tell our township that Lance was dead, but I guess you cant trust the police anymore. Ill maybe try to visit Ol' Lance in a month or so. Do you know where all the competitors stay for the tournament.
>>1151209
I'm glad to hear you say that. Me and my Buneary haven't had company in a while, so itd be nice for him to meet someone new. Just tell me when youre coming so that I can fix up a bed for you in the house. Also, dont worry about your time, we can accommodate for you any day of the week, if you need us to.

>>11511997
I hear Sylveon is becoming quite a popular choice these days, but I don't really know anything about it. I heard from some other anons that they normally just let the eevee choose itself. I kind of wish I had let mine do that, but I really needed a water type at the time I evolved mine. She seems really happy though, so I guess I made the right choice.

>>11512163
second entry fixd:
>>11512092

>>11512163
They usually stay around Driftveil in the big fancy hotels. Man, that Clay is some kind of business genius because there have been a ton of people staying there since he had the World tournament built. You'll have to watch out for rich snobs though, a lot them tend to stay here. I mostly just travel around so that's about all I know.

>>11512170
I would let her choose, but she seems as confused as I am about it. I don't think she likes staying up late much, so Umbreon is probably out, but she doesn't seem to have any bias towards other types.

>>11512147
Flygon should be replaced by an Alakazam.
It may seem like a cliche choice for a pokemon team, but seeing as you don't have a psychic type on your team and the fact that you should be diverse as possible, Alakazam is the right choice. Also, besides the typing, Alakazam is exceptional on the offensive.

>>11507311 (OP)
>pokemon are real
>the book
no
no
nonononononononono
dont do it for godsakes NO!

>>11512163
Thanks do you think I could bring all three of my pokemon with me? I would hate to impose.

>>11512200
Thanks for the information, man. As much as I dislike Unova and its multitude of smug snobs, ill try to get to Driftveil on the spot during the next World Tournament so I can catch up with Lance. Thanks again, traveler. Arceus guide you

>>11512238
No problem. Like I said, I own acres of land for your pokemon to tromp in and I wont worry about crop trampling cause all my fields are being plowed for the next season. Also, the house is pretty big and will be more than capable of handling your Pokemon. If I may ask, what are your Pokemon? All I have is my Buneary and he takes up one children's room in the manor.

>>11512314
I own a Sandslash a Buizel and a brand new Deerling who hasn't really gotten used to us yet but Buizel and Sandslash should be fine sleeping wherever.

>>11512272
Yeah, sorry about the rep we have. Not everyone here is a jerk though, mostly just those people who tend to live in big cities like Castlelia and Black City,. Unova has some really peaceful areas with a bunch of friendly folk and I would actually say they are more prevalent then the rich types. My favorite area is the old Village Bridge because of how peaceful and relaxing it is, plus the musicians there are really great..

>>11512348
Doesn't a famous singer sing there?

>>11512361
Yes actually, it's really quite a treat.

>>11512222
Those evolve from an Abra, right? I know there are some close to Rustboro, but aren't they notoriously difficult to catch? Got any advice for nabbing one of those suckers?

>>11512400
Iv herd hes really good. Id probebly enjoy listening to him than the show girls that perform at the casino I work at.

>>11512339
I think I may have some ideas for the lodgings.
If your sandslash is okay with it, we have an area near the barn that is all sand because ofthe wind that drafts over it. He can play in the sand and stay inthe barn. Your buizel can be at home near the small pond behind the barn. Your deerling, not accustomed to your other pokemon yet, can stay in the grove that the flower shop girls of Goldenrod tend to in my land. All these places are within walking distance of the house.
>>11512348
I dont hate all Unovans, im just not exactly partial to the smug ones from the places you mentioned. I know there are plenty of relaxing, nice places and nice peope in Unova. Heck, when I went there, a couple from Flocessy Ranch helped me start my own business in Johto.

>Mfw people start grabbing revolvers and trying to make factions
Fuck Orre.

>>11512449
That sounds perfect. Oh and a quick note my Sandslash is a girl, shes kinda touchy on the subject just to let you know.

>>11512348
>mostly just those people who tend to live in big cities like Castlelia and Black City

HEY! We Black City dwellers aren't known to be jerks, we're just... a little eager about battling, that's all. We don't force you into it or anything.

We get a bad rap because some guys are sore losers is all, we're cool folk.

>>11512409
I advise having a speedy pokemon to put abra to sleep quickly or anything that will stop him from teleporting away from you. Weavile is already very fast, but the professor at the Trainer School gives a Quick Claw to those who pass his elementary quiz. The Quick Claw sometimes helps the pokemon that holds it go faster by making them slightly more aerodynamic. The less successful way of catching an Abra is to simply throw a Pokeball at it. This may be ineffiecient and cn cost ya more, but you never know if itll work.

>>11512509
No worries, my Buneary, being the male of a mostly female species, has had these probems before, so he will understand. I, on the other hand, will not mention it if she is sensitive about it, I know how it feels, especially since my Buneary went through a phase similar to her behavior.

>>11512473
The fuck's a revolver?

>>11512546
Some crazy invention from the Orre region

>>11512546
It's like a metal tube thing with six chambers that shoots out metal things that kill people.

>>11512517
Or you could bring a Diglett or Trapinch with the ability arena trap. I don't know if teleport is effected by it or not.
>>11512541
I'm probably going to have the same problem with my Deerling being a male. At least until he evolves that is.

>>11512515
Sorry, it's just a lot of people there really like to make it known they are just in it for the money. Some of the guys I faced in Black Tower were really just going on about it. I have to admit, I was pretty satisfied when I beat them and took their prize money, though. That doesn't mean I think all City goers are jerks. Heck, I've got to go there every once and awhile to make money too. It's just the smug people that give city goers a bad name.

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>>11512541
I think Buneary are actually have a pretty equal ratio of being male or female. Most just tend to associate it with the latter.

They do as I say and they do it well, or I'll release them and faint them on the spot

>>11512546
Isnt it an improvised Blastoise cannon, but smaller? It fires little Feroseeds, I think. Pretty sure People for the Ethical Treatment of Pokemon got on Orre's case for that. PETP can get pretty pissed sometimes.

>>11512570
Worse part is that most of those people you are talking about in the black tower are tourists who came there for that exact reason. This is their day job.

>>11512409
You could try catching a Roselia and teaching it stun spore or grasswhistle. I've heard they're pretty common near Route 117. If you're having trouble finding the abra, you could also teach roselia sweet scent, although they tend to learn it when they're fully mature, so this could take some time. Of course, I can oly speculate that you're in Hoenn because you mentioned Rustboro. Be careful of the Whismur, I saw a guy go in a cave around there one time and come back with bleeding ears for a week.

>>11512558
Don't they also have a device that lets trainers steal pokemon?

>>11512567
Looks like I'm going with >>11512517 suggestion. My Flygon's fully evolved and there are no Diglett in Hoenn. On the plus side, I have tomorrow off, so I could fly over there with Weavile and spend the day looking for one. Flygon will be pleased to hear that she has a replacement.

>>11512558
..To reiterate, as an Orrefag, the fuck's a revolver?
>>11512564
That sounds... interesting, to say the least.

>>11512621
Well you know cities, always busy with people coming and going.

>>11512626
That and Shadow Pokemon. I'm glad some kid is taking care of it. It seems like us rangers don't do much to save Pokemon.

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>>11512587
My bad, people do associate Bunearies and especially Lopunnies as females.
>>11512567
Yeah, some Pokemon look masculine, but can be female and vice versa. Take a male kirlia for example, many people think all Kirlias are girls, but then Gallades would not exist. I dont think Pokemon sexism exists, but I believe some people misunderstand gender ratios in certain Pokemon.

>>11512676
Those were banned right after that huge war. I'm glad they are, too.

Well, I need to dispose of a dead Riolu fast and discretely, any ideas?

>>11512693
In Orre they aren't.

>>11512698
I have to contact the Ranger Organization about this.

>>11512704
Nor they aren't in Unova.
GLORIOUS AND FREE UNOVA

>>11512698
>>11512698
What are you doing with a dead riolu?

>>11512578
>>11512676
Okay, that makes a lot more sense than the mental picture I was getting. Sorry, I don't know much about Fallout.

>>11512717
I'd rather not contact those nutty pokelovers.
They wouldn't enjoy either the sight of a Riolu dead from a bullet wound to the head, it was a bit of a messy affair.

>>11512726
I haven't seen one of those here before. They seem kind of useless.

>>11512704
Is anything ACTUALLY illegal in Orre?

Besides murder.

>>11512744
>YFW I am a certified Ranger. I became one when a state of emergency was declared in Hoenn. It was during the battle between Team Aqua, Team Magma, Ruby, and every other important official of Hoenn.

>>11512744
How the hell did you manage to kill a Riolu with one of those things?

They take city destroying hyper-beams to the face and come out in tact. Did you shoot an egg or something?

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>>11512780
Forgot a reaction face.

>>11512768

i don't think they even have police there, or a legal system.

>>11512762
>They seem kind of useless.

Well, I could see how they might be useful for killing a person if you wanted. Would be pretty damn useless against most pokemon, though.

Except a Riolu, I guess. Unless that guy up there is jumping the gun on it being dead.

>>11512800
Only civilized regions have laws.

>>11512727
Guess I have to tell the whole story:
A few years ago I got gifted this very same riolu, despite the person that gifted it to me knowing that I never liked pokemons. Giving it back wasn't an option and I don't know any pokemon shelters so I just simply abandoned it in a nearby forest.
Yet, the dumbshit returned back to me somehow, I tried doing twice more and it kept returning, somehow even... angrier?
Anyways, I had to move soon at the other end of Unova, so I thought I had the opportunity to never see that idiot again. Yet I was a wrong and somehow found me again, except decidedly hostile, tried to jump to my face and now it's dead, it will not be missed.
And this is my story of why I have a pistol for protection.

>>11512800
It's more like a feudalism.

>>11512786
You have watched too many cartoons, boy. Hyper Beam is banned for a really good reason.

>>11512818
The killing of Pokemon is still illegal. You reason doesn't justify the cause.

>>11512768
Plenty is illegal.

The problem is that if you break the law, who the fuck would actually know?
Who would bring you to justice?

Things can get pretty bad in some areas. My town has it's own private defense force, so it's relatively safe here.
But you could totally kill someone then skip town and there wouldn't be any problems.

I swear that even the pokemon here sometimes act like sociopaths...

>>11512811
Yeah, but the uncivilized ones have prostitution.

So... point to them.

>>11512868
Prostitution of Pokemon is still illegal.
>muh Gardevior
>muh Lopunny
>muh Mawile

>>11512845
It is not. Palmer uses that move all the time with his freaking Dragonite. Hell, Dryden teaches Draco Meteor to anyone who asks, free of charge. He openly is teaching you an ability to fire a massive explosive at your opponent, and you think a bullet is more than light rain to them?

Only rain would be preferable, because then Fire Blast would hurt slightly less.

>>11512851
That's why I said fast and discreetly. And because I'm not calling the rangers.
Those pokephiliacs can shove it.

>>11512818
That seemed like it was mostly your fault. You're lucky you didn't run into N with such treatment of Pokemon.

>>11512893
Palmer is a top-tier trainer with a highly trained Dragonite. It limits its power to avoid heavy damage.

He's licensed to do that kind of shit

>>11512851
*Your

>>11512893
You mean, that gigantic flashlight where they basically tell at the other pokemon to flinch and pretend to be in pain?

>>11512896
Additionally, what would you have done when a you have a little piece of shit trying to claw your eyes out, give it a pokeblock and leave it on it's merry way?

>>11512908
Wait, are you talking about Hyper-beam, Draco Meteor or Fire Blast? They're all bright attacks.

>>11512825
Aren't most of our systems like feudalism?

>>11512919
Unless you live in Orre, you really have no excuse why it reached this in the first place. Everywhere else has people who will deal with this shit for you, free of charge.

Did this thing even have a pokeball?

>>11512954
Not Orre, but near there.
No time to talk about what could have been the better solution, it's not like I regret shooting it.

Well, since it doesn't seem that I'm getting better answers, time to wait for it to be deep night and go to a forest nearby. Again, I'm thankful for my pistol.

>>11512992
If you're near a body of water, just dump it in. Something will eat it.

But you are a terrible person regardless and I sincerely hope someone notices.

>>11513018
At most I bet only some pokemons will notice. They better don't bother me, or else....

>>11513086
> Not making a team of asshole pokemon so you can legally beat the shit out of endangered pokemon

I mean if you're gonna be an asshole, do it right

>>11513086
Yeah, good luck defending yourself.

>>11513086

Arceus notices.

>>11513106
I never liked pokemons, you could say that i despise them. I don't have a single one, apart from Porygon 2 from my research institute, and it's pretty much a work tool to me, I hardly even let it materialize.

>>11513106
Just catch some of those Orre pokemon.

They're like super assholes.
But almost in an evil way.

>>11513124
Yeah, that alleged "god" that sees everything.
Yeah, right.

Hey, any Himlau anons on tonight?

I just beat Marlon and got my eighth gym badge. I'm going to take my team out to celebrate, but I don't know the area too well. Are there any Pokémon friendly restaurants here?

>>11513209

you dont believe in arceus??

>>11513235
>Believing Arceus
>2013
hurpa durpa

>>11513235
I don't believe in the supernatural.
Anyways, back in 30 minutes to an hour, or so.

>>11513243

arceusless heathen. i feel bad for ya

>>11513216
Go west of the marine tube, down the long road on the side of the beach for about 2 miles, and then you'll find a hotel looking place on the left side of the road.

They have a selection that is to DIE for. You have not lived until you have tried the chowder.

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>>11513267
Forgot pic.

>>11513279

Awesome, but how's the selection? I've got a full team of different pokémon with me, all with different tastes. I have a Floatzel, Serperior, Braviary, Espeon, Lucario, and Absol.

>>11512473
Is that real?

>>11513311
Plenty of seafood for the flyer and water type, vegan option is amazing, so Serperior is going to love it, and the meat selection is pretty varied too.

Not sure what they all like, but I'd say pay for the all you can eat buffet and enjoy yourselves. Warning, though, you can't eat all the stuffed rolls. I know. My Emploeon tried.

>>11513251
>Don't believe in supernatural
>live in the world of Pokemon

>>11513327
Some guys threw on armor and started calling themselves the Legion.

>>11513339

Thanks bro. I'll check it out. Oh, and thanks for the warning about the rolls. She doesn't look like it, but my Absol can be one hell of a glutton. I'll be sure to keep an eye on her.

when i was younger this kid in my neighborhood used to tell me that there were places that didn't have pokemon, like at all. anyone else know what he was talking about or was he bullshitting?

>>11513389
Orre originally had no pokemon. They had to all be imported in from other places, and there are still almost no wild ones.

>>11513370
If she's like my Empoleon, you have your work cut out for you.

I had to bust out the crowbar to get him away from those things. At times, I wondered if the secret ingredient is powdered cocaine.

But then I noticed another fresh batch of those steamy waffle looking things, and lost my train of thought.

>>11513403
That's not entirely true. The region is just sparsely inhabited.

>>11513419
For over a decade after humans arrived, there was no known case of ever encountering an indigenous pokemon. When they finally did meet one, a rattata, it was all but certainly a stowaway on the boat that brought them there. It's sparsely inhabited NOW, but we can't even find fossils there to prove anything ever lived there. And judging by all the rampant poaching, in about ten years they'll be back to square one.

Orre... Orre never changed.

>>11513410

Oh shit, she's gonna go crazy. If they're as good as you say, I'm probably gonna be chompin' down on them right beside her.

>>11513431

sounds like a terrible place. why would anyone ever choose to live there?

>>11513279
Aw shit, the Ocean's Delight! That place was amazing!

He's right about those rolls, man. They say you're only allowed ten, but fuck if that's all my Tyranitar was going to be eating. I told him no, but one look made it perfectly clear that he would fight me on this.

I still have to pay off another two thousand in property damaged. I can never go back.

>>11513456
The prostitution and non-existant drug laws?

I mean, if you want to get blitzed and blow off some "steam", there's really no better place to go.

You're probably going to get robbed, but who the hell cares about that? You'll be high.

>>11512517
I just realized something. How would a Grumpig compare to an Alakazam in terms of power? There are plenty of Spoinks on Mt. CHimney where I live.

>>11513514
In terms of Special Attack power?

Alakazam FAAAAAAAR outclasses a Grumpig.

Grumpig has better defenses, though.

Ask a ghost enthusiast
-come-researcher anything.
>>11513251
lel

Back from a "nice" night time trips to the woods, the fish will eat well tonight.

>>11513541
Well, since Druddigon, Feraligatr, Beartic and Emboar are all great with defenses, I might as well balance it out. Abra it is.

Anything interesting happen recently?

>>11514551
no

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>mfw I come back to Orre stereotypes: the board
Never change, guys. Anyway, I got a message from the HQ Lab that the fossil resurrection was a success, and I'm about to head out and pick up Tirtouga. Thanks for the advice; I can't wait for him to meet the team.

>>11511282
Oh man, sorry for the late reply, thanks for taking one off of my hands. I hope the little guy arrived safely and doesn't give you any trouble, but they all seemed pretty calm with me.


Again, this call goes to anyone interested, I have 9 Deerling and need to get rid of at least 6 of them. Anybody here wants a Deerling? They're already tame and everything, which is why I don't want to release them.


>>11512473
Little known fact, gun ownership is part of your rights in Unova. Second Pokèmendment.

Well, I'm typing from the Rustboro Pokemon Center. I've been looking all day for Abra with my Weavile and Darumaka in hand. I have not been able to find a single one. How do I lure an Abra out in order to catch it?

I have Simisage, Simipour and Simisear. I'm waiting at the Village Bridge. Come at me. If you win I'll give you an elemental stone (but you won't)

>>11515905
GLORIOUS AND FREE UNOVA

>>11513235
As a Unovan, I believe in the Dragon that cometh from space and created Unova with its powers of Truths.

Anyone know how to attract a Psychic type? I know there are a few Abra next to Rustboro, but I'm struggling to find even one. Help?

>>11516349
There's no real concrete way, due to the fact that they can sort of feel emotions but not always. You're just going to have to keep searching and pray.

>>11516370
Well shit. Oh well, I knew this would take all day, so I suppose I better just keep searching. I'll come back when I actually catch one.

My Serperior's been looking a little under the weather lately, and I'm starting to think it's because we're having such a cold winter? I thought about electric blankets for around the house, but I'm a little worried they'll hurt her, even with a resistance to Electric attacks. I also thought about making her a sweater like you sometimes see little Pokemon wearing, but since she's a good 10 feet long (and still growing!), I doubt that'll work out. So, how do you keep your Grass types cozy in the winter, /vp/?

>>11516349
No idea about most Psychic types, but Abras love to teleport. Be sure to bring Quick Balls,if you can afford them.

Also, I don't really believe this, but a friend insists that Abras can read minds, and thus, sense hostility. I can't guarantee this works,but try to approach them while whistleing or some shit like that.

Abras aren't known for being the friendliest mons, so be patient and keep trying. Hopefully,you'll tire one out before it does the same to you.

>>11516383
Electric blankets don't shock you, you moron

>>11516383
Why not try getting some heat lamps? It's not the same as real sun, but Serperior love basking.

>>11516451
make as this guy says. Most Grass types love those things

Okay, I have a question.
Yesterday, this old ex-classmate of mine showed up in town (left Hoenn for Sinnoh because "he was too good for Fortree").

Went about town telling everyone he caught -wait for it- a *shiny* Wailmer that he "left back in Sinnoh". Most folks around here don't even believe in 'shiny' pokemon,but the girls in town are lapping it up. Someone help me expose this poor nigger, he's been a pain in the ass for too long. Is there some sort of Sinnohan service which keeps track of Pokemon kept in boxes or otherwise,and if so, can a man in Hoenn access it?

Do shinies even exist,for that matter?

>>11516447
They do create some hilarious static charges on furry poke, though. Rub a Purrloin in one for about two minutes, and you will have your entertainment for the week.

Puffs up like a giant fuzzy ball.

>>11516564
Yes there is a box to keep track of these things, no you can't access it, it requires a trainer card, yes, shinies are real. Benga hands one out to you if you beat his stupidly powerful pokemon at the top of black tower.

Just swipe his pokedex, I'm pretty sure that records it if he has them.