I don't really know what to add to this discussion, but goddamn, that is an impressive picture.

>>9415194
most of it makes ALOT of sense.
Some things I'm still curious about.

>>9415168
you rang?
Castelia Uni lecturer from the previous thread here. What did you need to know?

>>9415168
But it's a ghost, why would it need an anatomy?

>>9415241
well as mentioned I need a run-down on Pokemon anatomy.
So far as my team goes I wonder if Minccino's tail produces the layer of oil that keeps it clean.

>>9415212
>Most of it makes sense
>Most of the body of Misdreavus is made of soft, gaseous tissue
Choose one

>>9415278
I understand human anatomy very well just not alot of pokemon anatomy.
Plenty of things left for me to know.

>>9415269
I take it you mean why its tail is always nicely groomed and clean?
Imagine the glands that give a Ducklett's feathers their waterproof quality, but instead secrete a transparent fluid that is absorbed by the fur on a Mincinno's tail and repels dirt and dust. Naturally, this makes an already festidious Pokémon well suited to cleaning its habitat (or anything else for that matter).

>>9415306
Yeah I kinda checked my pokedex but i wondered since it doesn't give a full run-down of the pokemon itself.

>>9415323
So you want to know exactly how it works?
Writing it on my phone would be murder (can't into laptop; too noisy, and i don't want to wake my newly caught Druddigon... She's touchy.)

Well, since you said you know human biology well; it works just like a human sweat gland, but secretes a see-through, water-and-dirt repelling fluid instead of sweat.

Bumping with my own question, actually. Since i caught a Druddigon to help me with my lecture, i plan on keeping her. I wanted to give her a nickname, to make her feel like part of the 'family'. Any ideas?

BOY POKEMON HAVE A PENIS
AND GIRL POKEMON HAVE A VAGINA.

>>9415636
>implying Pokemon have genitals

>>9415684
>>9415636
let's not start

Where is it's waste disposal system?

>>9415769
Pokemon don't shit.

>>9415769
Eyes

>>9415785
according to Darumaka's dex entry, and the woman in Sinnoh that sells mulch, they do.

>>9415769
what kind of waste would a pokemon that consumes fear excrete?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Dewgongs, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Mankey warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Kanto armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the region and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, caterpie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Kanto Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>9415168

So would Zoroark's " hair bead " house it's brain ?

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Is it me, or is it freezing up in here? I'm in Unova. It's not so bad that there's snow all over the god damn place, but still, you can tell it's getting cold.

My Teddiursa and Ursaring also refuse to go outside now, preferring to stay inside my home. Whenever I look outside, I see more Cubchoo and Beartic for some reason. Could it be the weather?

Some other Pokemon I've seen a lot of recently are Snorunt, Swinub, and Delibird. It's not even Winter yet.

Saw an Eevee evolve into Glaceon too, that was damn adorable if I do say so myself.

Finally, this may just be my eyes fucking with me. But I saw a mysterious shadow fly into the sky over here. It was kinda blue, like a light shade of blue. It had this weird long tail with sparkles trailing behind it.

The fuck did I see?

>>9416142
In Unova 'ay?
That description bears resemblance to an old Kanto folk story, but i can't quite put my finger on it.

bump.

You, Castelia Uni professor should do more of this sketching or biological sketching. It's damn interesting! Try Hitmonchan's boxing glove which I always thought how can it be a part of its body? Urgh, the mindfuck.

>>9416142

It's definitely not just you... it's fucking freezing where I live in Unova, too. My Leafeon won't even go outside on a walk with me anymore because it's too damn cold. I saw a couple Vanillite meander in my backyard for a bit, though, so I guess that's a plus.

Any idea what's going on? I'm considering moving because this is getting really crazy.. I have family in Hoenn..

>>9417436
I've never been terribly good at drawing, and my students can vouch for me on that with my whiteboard sketches, but i could give it a go if you want.

bumpp

>>9417454
Just try to stay there in your home. If the weather gets worse try moving south I hear its warmer there. If the weather gets unbearable go to your family.
>>9415168
I want more pics like that. Whered you get them?

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Has anyone ever had any problems with trading?

I met a guy in this bar in Sinnoh with an Electabuzz, and he agreed to trade for my Onix to evolve them. Trouble is, he's refusing to trade back, like we agreed.

I've tried battling him. (My) Steelix won't outright attack me, but it can't disobey him, and all my Pokemon refuse to attack it. So we've reached a stalemate. Help?

>>9417740
Well your fucked. Seriously you just met him and you did something that important and personal, you could have just asked a friend or family member it like what... minutes. Also how I still dont understand how Pokemon evolve by trading, I can understand Shelmet and Karrablast cause one takes the latters Shell, but how does trading cause them to consume said item?

>>9417740
Get the local forces involved; it's basically theft/kidnapping, if you both agreed to trade back.

>>9415168
Looking at pics like these really make me feel like eating pokemon... is this normal?

>>9417769
Depends on what kind of Pokémon, really.

Bump one last time. I love these threads.

>>9418052
Same; it just seems like someone asks a question then noone replies/people ignore and go onto something else a lot

Haven't even tried to start the Hitmonchan gloves sketch; paperwork's piled against me currently, as i try to coerce Druddigon to let me study her somewhat. On that note, has anyone got an idea on what to name her?

>>9417769
I think it's a really bad idea to try and eat a Misdreavus, or any Ghost type really. I can't help but imagine its soul devouring you instead. I usually do with magikarp and pidgey. They're plenty so I won't put them at risk of extinction. Magikarp can be pretty bad though. Try catching them at a place far from towns like vermilion, an oil-free zone. I let the magicarp get imported from route 119 in Hoenn. Cleanest water in the whole area.

>>9418060
What about the name Demona?

>>9418446
Demona... means 'south', doesn't it?
Pretty unique, bro.
Suits something as unique as a Druddigon, and its appearance.

>>9418480
It's actually a name of a Gargoyle from an animated series. It's fitting because Druddigon is based on a gargoyle.

>>9418508
That's what i get for checking Google. Either way; research time.

>>9417454
One of my "odd" in the head friends said something about that "Kyurem" guy in all those Unovian legends. He said something bigs going to happen and going to cover the entire region in ice. Hence causing that bird I saw earlier to migrate over here. I think he's out of it.

I have a Magcargo to warm me up, so I don't have to move just yet.

>>9417740
That happened to me once. Some kid with a pikachu lectured him on the morality of pokemon trading and he realized the error of his ways and traded my pokemon back.

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>hanging out with his friend
>find his "hot hot lopunny" magazine

>>9419154
Dress like a Lopunny. If he is surprised or something, say "Oh, but I thought you liked these things" and then start to blow him off.

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>>9419154
>hanging out with friend
>find his loli buneary collection

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>>9419154

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>>9419114
>Kyurem
Just reading that name freaks me the fuck out; my dad used to tell me it'd come to eat me if i wasn't good. That was back when i was gullible.

The weather in Castelia is colder than normal, but not freezing. I guess the coldsnap hasn't hit here yet. My dragon lectures will be fucked over if it does.

>>9419154
Just lying out in the open there?
People have to learn how to hide things better.

Like under a trashcan or something.

>>9419154
at least it wasn't lucario...I can't even look at my friend anymore, I could never do THAT to nidoking!

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>>9419242
Nidoking? Fuck! Didn't he hear about the one guy who died from that?

So, I heard today in my geology course that some of Kanto got destroyed by a volcano
They either didn't touch base or I wasn't paying attention but, either way, we had to write about how a family's lifestyle can change by living near a volcano
What was the mountain that exploded? It happened, like, a year ago
>tl;dr Hoennfag doesn't know shit about Kanto

>>9419250
he's convinced It's a rumor and wants to do it! Yuck! I'll just stick to Clare, I'd let her tame my dragon's

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>>9419242
Jesus fuck.

>>9419250
I didn't hear much about that.
Was it the size or the poison that did him in?

>>9419253
Cinnabar Volcano

>>9419250
Worst i've encountered is walking into my room to find my Haxorus 'enjoying' herself. That was... Weird.

Quick backstory My city is trying to pass a law restricting pokemon with a BST of over 500 withing city limits without a permit, If you ask me this is all leading up to what pokemon I'm allowed to have all together, I know for a fact a buddy of mine had to get a permit for his pupitar but it didnt go through and they took it away. If that law goes through I'll have to move out into the sticks since my Arcanine, Electivire, Espeon, Gengar...most of my freaking team will be banned from being outside of their balls.

I've been wanting a tauros or bouffalant and this gives me the perfect excuse just to walk it around the city since they both have a BST of 490

not sure which to choose though, Tauros you have to pick the battling breed and not the fat ones used for tauros burgers and shit, the horns are wider i think

So
which should i get Tauros or bouffalant?

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So how about those fuckers at Amity Square, huh? That whore at the front desk won't let me take my Snover into the damn park. What does she have against any Pokemon that doesn't fit her definition of cute anyway?

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>>9419253

Oh, are you talking about the Cinnabar volcano explosion?
I'm a reporter from Goldenrod. I still remember the day I had to fly down to Cinnabar Island. It was awful -- it was so... desolate. It was hard to get around without a Pokémon that knew rock climb.
Here's an aerial image I took. Pretty much everything except for the Pokémon Center was gone. Also, pay attention during your lessons!

WOW!
You're one of those Pokemon trainers!
I mean, I've only got a skitty, but it's a pet more than anything
What's it like? Travelling the world and having to constantly fight for your income?

>>9419280
It's easy getting a battle breed Tauros if you know where to look. Check your nearest Safari Zone.

>>9419290
Yes sir
I can't make heads or tails as to what I'll write down, and that's enough motivation for me to pay attention
So what other reports have you done?
Any as big as this one?

>>9419290
You journalists can't hide the truth. Moltres did Cinnabar!

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>>9419250
>Have a Nidoking.
>Mfw

>>9419292
Eh i prefer the mom and pop run breeders, the miltank farm in jhoto have battle tauros since the miltank are their main food produce.

or i could just head up to Unova and find a bouffalant

im not sure which to choose

>>9419302
Experience with Bouffalont herds leads me to say that that they're probably far less aggressive than Tauros are; ESPECIALLY the battle bred ones.

>>9419297
>Moltres
What is this babbys first conspiracy?
Everyone knows what actually caused the destruction was the Cinnabar Anomaly.
Look it up.

>>9419315
>>9419297

That kind of made me think. Why did Moltres relocate to Mt. Silver anyway? I wrote an article on Moltres sightings near Victory Road and South of Blackthorn.

Perhaps we just need geologists and historians on this issue...

>>9419297
>Moltres
Ha, that's cute. Everyone knows that Blaine faked evidence of an eruption to get everyone off the island, then set it off himself to destroy MissingNo.

>>9419313
I'm no stranger to aggresive pokemon, ive trained a salamence (sure cost a hell of alot, sucks all the wild ones are long gone) I'm no stranger that kind of thing. I plan on getting it taught return, so bond with the tauros would be key.

I just need to pick which ever one would be most effective in battle, Its my understanding that bouffalant are a tad bit stronger, a hell of a lot slower but can take a hit better and they can learn much better moves.

what experience do you have with bouffalant herds do you have? would you recommend it over a tauros?

>>9419315
The anomaly is bullshit man, just a excuse made up by that guy who shoplifted a ton of rarecandy.
later that guy who stole the master ball blueprints from Silph and made a ton of bootleg copies claimed he got them from the Anomaly... yeah sure, totally believable. I'm telling you man, it was Moltres.

>>9419332
The whole freaking island blew up. You can't plant evidence of that.

>>9419328
I agree man, but the League just doesn't want to look into legendary sightings. Isn't that suspicious?

>>9419345
Okay, let me reword that. He faked evidence that it WOULD blow up, so that he could evacuate the island and THEN blow it up.

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>>9419334
>shoplifting rare candies
nobody even sells those
>counterfeiting masterballs
dont you think somebody would on to him before he managed to make over 200?

>>9419333
Watching how they act and how they respond to challenges presented to them.

Bouffalant are intelligent Pokémon despite their appearance and do actually think things through. Tauros... Flail and attack wildly to overcome problems.

>>9419361
Blaine is a good man. I'm from Viridian, and I used to go to cinnabar almost every weekend when I was a child. I remember Blaine was really nice to the kids, he gave me my first ragecandy.
I spoke with him shortly before the eruption , he didn't seem up to anything. besides, Blaine may be a strong trainer, but even his pokemon couldn't force the volcan to erupt. No man, for that you would need more firepower. You would need... Moltres.

>>9419375
Nobody sells them because their trade is restricted by the League. The only way to obtain one, other than finding it, is to get it from battle facility. He stole them from the Battle Tower from what I have heard.
And the Master Ball counterfeiter made them in a Arceusforsaken warehouse in Tohjo falls region, nobody found him until it was too late.

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>>9419399
>Arceusforsaken warehouse
>Tohjo falls region

>>9419383
You're damn right he's a good man, that's why he got everyone off of Cinnabar. He didn't have any choice; you know the kid who beat the Champion a few years back? He saw MissingNo, and look at what happened to him.

>>9419414
The Truth

>>9419421
But... Tohjo Falls region.
Wat

>>9419417
What happened to him? As far as I know he was granted acess to Mt. Silver to further his training and after he was done there moved on to other regions.

>>9419426
It literally the most remote zone I could think of in the Kanto/Johto landmass

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>fucking pokemon

>>9419428
He didn't go there to train. He went there because it was the most isolated place he could find, and he didn't want MissingNo to do anything through him.

>>9419445
Come on, I'm all for alternatives to the official explanation, but the Anomaly/Missingno thing is just way too weird to be real. The kid champion, what was his name, yeah, red, he's doing fine. we may not have heard a lot from him lately, but it's a stretch to think that it means he' possesed by some... abomination.

>>9419445
No idea why, but that reminds me of Prophet in Crysis 2...

Also Demona the Druddigon is being weird and won't leave my room. She's even refusing to leave for food. Anyone know why, since i guess my badges mean shit and i have minimal knowledge on them.

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>>9419444
>fucking humans

>>9415785
The mulch salesgirl at the flower shop would like to have a word with you

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>>9419444
>>9419558
>fucking seinfeld

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which is your favorite pokeman

>>9419595
I heard it's scyther.

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>>9419154
Hot Hot Lopunny you say?

>>9419595
As bad as i think it is to say it, i have to say Haxorus because i've had her the longest and we've been through thick and thin together, over the years.

>>9419595
Man my favourite has to be my Sceptile
I inherited him from my father when I 6 and he's been like 2nd father my entire childhood, and my best friend when I became a trainer. I simply can't imagine my life without him.

can pokemon really talk? john at school said they can!!!!

>>9419836
well john at schools a fucking moron

>>9419595
Mine would have to be Purrloin. I've had it ever since I was young.

Are Alakazam as smart as some people claim?
I mean, if it was why would it follow a human's orders? That's just stupid.

>>9419836
I think you're wondering if they can talk to us in English. Some psychic pokemon can talk through telepathy, but aside from Chatot, pokemon can't speak in English. Even then, Chatot only mimics sounds it hears.

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What do you guys think about the Pokemon Liberation Movement? I heard a group of people were causing a mess in Unova because of this.

>>9419864
You mean team plasma?
It was all a big scam, they tried to take down the pokemon league but some young trainer was apparently ablew to stop them

>>9419883
I dunno, I heard they're still alive and planning to do something big.

>>9419899
yeah they are
but we got a man on the inside
wait shit

>>9419899
Ive heard those rumors.Ive also heard people blaming the weird weather on them. Some people just need things to worry about

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>Head to work
>Huge block of ice
no wonder the stocks have dropped more than the temperature

My Honchkrow keeps bringing Murkrows into my house every night. At first they were 1 or 2 and they leave after a few minutes but now they're dozens and they stay FOR HOURS. They keep eating my food, breaking my stuff and shitting in my bed. What do?

>>9419972
Try using some repel.

WHY IS THERE A TENEACRUEL IN MY BED

>>9420578
Because you put it there while high off of Vileplume powders.

Okay so, my little Azurill named Petunia just evolved into a Marill. She's been acting weirdly towards my other Marill, Bubbie. Petunia has been constantly climbing on top of poor little Bubbie, and as a result, Bubbie has been wary around her ever since. She and Petunia used to be really close. Petunia often charges at Bubbie and immediately takes her to the ground, making Bubbie cry out.

What do?

>>9420603
BUT IT HAS ROSES JESUS FUCK
HELP

>>9420621
I think it wants to rape you. If you do not want this, throw a Poke Ball at it. If that fails, RUN. FUCKING RUN.

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>>9420621
I came home once and found my dragonite covered in rose petals.
She thought it was some sort of human prank.

>>9420578
This reminds me of the story a few years back of the lady who tried to take a bath with her tentacool.
Those people from Kanto are fucking weird, man.

>>9420669
youre lucky it was a girl

>>9420669
HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

>>9420712
He must have left the television on or she managed to flip it on.

Damn daytime dramas.

>>9420727
Pokemon these days. Who's teaching them these things?

>>9420727
excuse me while i leave film noirs on for my houndoom

>>9420604
It's been proven that certain Azurill have a small chance of changing genders when they evolve. It's possible that Petunia is now Peter.

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>>9420791

bump

So does anyone have Pokemon that are best friends with each other? My Blaziken, Shiftry and Azumarill are practically inseparable and are inseparable from each other. Fitting, since they were my first three mons.

>>9415819
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

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>>9421618

>>9421609
My Haxorus, Aggron and Salamence are really close to each other, but i just put that down to 'sisterly' bonding. That and they all look draconic. Hoping Druddigon will mingle well with them.

My pokemon took a Reality Blast to the face and don't exist. Wut do?

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>>9422531
Realise what kind of thread we're in.

bump

Let's spark a discussion, shall we?

What's everyone's opinion on using Pokémon in war?

My Lucario has turned aggressive towards other people all of a sudden.
I don't know what's up with him, I've had him for over 15 years already, and he has never behaved like this, got him as an egg on my 7th birthday as a gift, hatched that egg myself and raised him from Riolu to one of my greatest allies and friends ever.
He's still kind towards me and other pokémon, but barks and charges his Aura Sphere whenever another human tries to converse with me.
I don't know what to do with him now, giving him away or releasing him is something I just can't do...

>>9423039
Perhaps it's in heat. A trip to a specialist sounds out of the question, if it acts like that. That or something's affected it, making it angry towards humans.

>>9423036
personally, I dont like it, but its a necessary evil. Pokemon are probably the most efficient tool of war theres ever been.

>>9423067
It's necessary, but it fucking sucks. When you join the forces, you have to use your own Pokémon, so you not only risk your life but your team's as well. It's like losing a squad mate or family member.

>>9423053
I doubt he's in heat; he doesn't show any kind of interest toward other pokémon, he seems dislike spending time with them.
I took him into a Pokécenter the other day but they said that he's fine, just a bit upset over something.

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>>9423036
They are Brutal, unpredictable, efficient and loyal killing machines. Now just imagine that scene in Transformer where the Driller was going underground and rising. Now imagine it with a Steelix.

>>9423086
Hmmm... Do you normally let him go out and do his own thing?

>>9423098
Yeah, I let him stroll around on his own. Why?

>>9423086
>Barks and charges aura sphere when others get close
>Possibility of being in heat
>Dislikes other Pokemon
>Upset about something or possibly confused
Take a guess and if you can't get it.
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>>9423114
Aren't Lucario wangs made out of steel?

>>9423114
You sure? Fuck, I didn't know pokémon could develop those kind of emotions...
How am I supposed to deal with this? I really don't want to get rid of lifelong buddy.

>>9423101
Perhaps he was with another Pokémon and got taken away from him, and you didn't know. Pokémon can be just as private as humans.

>>9423128
Bend over.
He'll be the master tonight.

>>9423132
Hm, well, I live in a rather remote area with a forest nearby, so I guess that might be a possibility. I often take walks with him in the forest, but I haven't been able to do it for a while because of my studies, could that be the cause?

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Lately, ever since I got a Skitty, my Pikachu has resorted to physically harassing it whenever I try to get close to Skitty.

I've separated the two many times, but it never permanently works.

Wat do. I can't get rid of either of them. I recorded a video of the scene, you can see it here.

>>9423154
WHY IS YOUR SKITTY BROWN

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>>9423127
>Lucario wangs

>>9423127
No idea, my Lucario strictly keeps his genitals to himself.

>>9423149
Well it's not like i could say for sure, but it's quite likely. No one can know everything though, so it's just a theory really. I know my Aggron like to get out and about every once in a while, and unfortunately swamps me in young 'uns.

>>9423114
>>9423127
>>9423133
>>9423128
Geez, I'm glad I don't have any humanoid pokemon. It would be the most awkward thing ever if it was attracted to me. My Woobat, Lucy, can get pretty amorous at times, but the most she can do is stamp me with her nose or nestle in my hair.

>>9423204
Prof here; they don't have to be humanoid. Just thought i'd throw that out there.

Fuck that

>>9423161
It's a "special" Skitty.

Never mention that it is different when near it, that really upsets him.

>come to see poke-biology
>see furfags everywhere
Oh /vp/

>>9423225
It all began when someone asked an innocent question about why his Lucario was upset. People seem to have taken it too far.

>>9423224
Have you tried telling your Pikachu to stop harassing it?

>>9423211
Oh god what has she been doing to my hair!?

>>9423231
I have, but to no avail. I'm starting to believe that he's jealous of Skitty.

>>9423232
I'm sure that's innocent enough, bro. I'm sure you could tell a Woobat 'no'. Trainers with Pokémon a lot larger than that are likely to be in more trouble. Chastity belts look a lot more appealing when you've got a dragon trying to get with you, for example.

>>9423197
Well, the only pokémon, which are from the same group as he is, around here are the Lopunny, but like I said, he avoids other pokémon so I doubt I have to worry about unwelcome baby pokés.

>>9423204
Well, I prefer bipedal, humanshape pokémon over others. Feels like I can form a better bond with them over others.

>>9423237
Just try to give them equal attention.

>>9423238
Goddamn. That's it, my Oshawott is NOT going to evolve to Samurott.

>>9423271
You're pretty damn safe if they haven't already shown 'affection', if you know what i mean.

>>9423293
Nothing I've noticed. Thank fuck for that. I love that little guy, just... not in that way.

>>9423299
Ha ha! My work friend had the same worry about one of his Pokémon, but a few days of observing her mannerisms put his mind at ease. I'm not sure what spurs the worries unless it's blatant advances.

>>9423308
I think just hearing about this guy with his Lucario is enough to make a person wonder, you know?
Maybe I should go for a training session or two at the Striaton Gym so nothing gets out of hand. A badge might help.

>>9423229
And ended up about Lucario's balls. well, LOL.

>>9423334
Yeah, i know the feeling. A training session would probably do you all the world of good.

Damn, Unova's getting cold as fuck now.

Glaceons, Glaceons everywhere.

Don't come over here if you want to train an Eevee, that's all you'll ever get if you do.

>>9423458
Where abouts in Unova are you? Somewhere up north?

>>9423464
Not at all, so this is extremely strange.

Also, I saw that bird again today, except it was more clearer this time.

He had this weird three-pointed crown thing on. Think it was a part of his body. But I could just be still seeing nonsense.

Has anyone else seen it? What in the name of Arceus is it?

>>9423468
>Three pointed crown
>Blue bird thing
>Farts sparkles
Fuck it; time to dig up my old books on Kanto legends.

I have a question. I've heard Grimer can reproduce somewhat similar to mitosis, simply producing more, smaller grimer when they get large enough. How does Kanto and other places where there are large amounts of them keep the population under control. I mean, having piles of toxic sludge able to produce infinitely like that seems like a huge problem. Is anybody keeping these guys in check? I live in snowpoint, sinnoh so we don't have problems here. But the other day my friend was telling me about this and how he's convinced grimer and muk are going to try and establish themselves as the new dominant species with a slow takeover.

>>9423506
Ahh; the old Grimer/Muk problem. That's been going for a while, and with good reason, as your friend pointed out. They reproduce via a form of mitosis BUT the original 'dies', so to speak upon the new Grimer being formed. This allows nutrients if any, since they're blobs of poison, basically are re-absorbed back into the enviroment. This is, more or less, a natural balance for the species.

>>9423506
I thought all pokémon are born from eggs.

>>9423521
That's what they want you to believe

>>9423514
Ah. sorry if I'm mistaken. my friend has a pen-pal in johto and he sent some pokedex information over. Apparently the grimer entry said "as it moves, it loses pieces of its body and new grimer emerge", or something like that. But you guys must have some way of keeping them from becoming too numerous and poisoning streams and such.

>>9423521
>>9423506
I am suddenly reminded of the Kangaskhan and Exeggcute situation.

>>9423527
...I'm going to raid the Daycare couple with numerous questions now.

>>9423532
>"as it moves, it loses pieces of its body and new grimer emerge"
Sounds like that 'Red' kids dex entries must have been accepted as being official, by Professor Oak.

>>9423536
What Kangaskhan and Exeggcute problem?

>>9423591
>Exeggcute
Many 'egg's born from one egg

>Kangaskhan
Born with its own young in its pouch

bampu

Anyone have any questions about any aspect of a Pokémon's biology? I can try and explain any questions you have.

Alright guys, this is fucked. I'm heading down Sinnoh Route 210 to get to Solaceon Town to check out the ruins. I stopped to rest about halfway there, and while resting, I saw a chansey walking towards me. I immediately thought "Holy shit, a chansey!" and grabbed a pokeball to battle it. However, this is were it gets fucked. Before I could throw the ball, it started "presenting" itself to me, for lack of a better word. What the hell do I do? I wanted a chansey, but know I'm not so sure.

For those wondering, I've stopped to type this up. The chansey still hasn't gone away.

>>9424053
So what is Jynx's dress?

>>9424123
Just fuck it.
It will be exhausted afterwards, an easy capture.

>>9424123
fuck it

>>9424145
>>9424153

Alright guys.

Time for a dicking.

>>9424053
Alright Prof, care to explain, with annotation; how a hitmonchans gloves are attached and how it copes with out fingers

>>9424162
You will not regret that decision

>>9424181

Please, do tell the story of how you know this.

Guys, I'm a bug catcher. I'm not your average one, though, I'm what they would be if they actually put effort into training their Pokémon. My main team is composed of entirely bug pokemon, but you won't find any chrysalids or larvae in this team. I'm talking Galvantula, Volcarona, Scizor, Shuckle, Shedinja, and Heracross. Meticulously trained in harsh environments against a variety of different Pokémon. I'm working to be a gym leader or an Elite Four rep, but so far there haven't been any openings.

Who else is breaking the mold here?

>>9424188

I met a fisherman that didn't have any magikarp or goldeen

>>9424184
Let's just say that working at a Pokecentre has some benefits.

>>9424197

Please tell me it was consensual, and not just "oh my dick hurts".

how do you event get a job at a PokeCenter anyway? Don't the only hire women?

>>9424210
Of course, it was a mutual thing.
It's a big one, won't mention the location. so they needed a cleaner, in these times you have to take any job, no matter how low paying.

>>9424149
>>9424153
>>9424181

Finally finished up. Chanseys are apparently much more loving than it seems. She's still cuddling with me. I don't think I'm even gonna have to try to catch her.

Although, it's gonna be hard to think of something to say as to why my chansey loves me so much.

Can you get a pokemon pregnant?

>>9424220

Christ, I think I'm gonna start looking at various PokeCentres for a job.

Dear god, the idea of Chanseys, Blisseys, and Audinos. I love it.

How do you feel about Happinys?

>>9424210
They do not only hire women, actually most of the doctors and surgeons are men. However, after the "incident" in Saffron, they tend to keep who's working there away from the public.

>>9424257

Never knew that. I'll I ever see are nurses. Probably because nothing too serious happens.

>>9424257

Please tell about this "incident:

>>9424053

This one's easy. Hitmonchan's boxing gloves are actually their hands. When they evolve from Tyrogue, their hands become rigid and padded to ensure that their punches deal more damage.

>>9424254
Low pay, sucky hours great benefits.
You'll never see one, they are all trained from birth.

>>9424314

>trained from birth
Makes sense.

>>9424229
Considering it's a species which is female only, they can be fertilized by any species.

Congratulations.

>>9424312
Oh wow, but can they unfold their gloves to have manouverable digits?

Is it true that most of the nurses and police officers of Japan suffer from a rare genetic defect that makes it nearly impossible for them to produce children that don't look almost exactly like them?

>>9424344

No, it's essentially like a baseball mitt. The hands have individual digits, but they're all joined together by a large skin coating. They can still use their hands to pick stuff up.

>>9424296
Oh, haven't you heard? I take it you're a Hoenn boy. As we all know, Team Rocket was, and to some degree still is, harsh in Saffron. They didn't fancy the doctors, helping out trainers who had been harassed by the team, so they broke into the homes of the doctors and threatened them to stop helping out. Some of them refused, and it became brutal.

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I'm looking for a companion for travel, a smallish pokemon, but one that can defend itself. I was thinking a Vulpix but I'm not really that sure, any ideas?

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>>9424312
>>9424363
I must have been taught otherwise.

I'll get onto Jynx in a mo.

>>9424448
I once visited the lake of rage, the Mareep there had a fascinating habit of following random strangers, zapping other pokémon in their way.

>>9424490
That's exceptionally cool

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ok, starting with
>>9415168

>misdreavus
>having a skull
>organs or anything at all

ghost pokemon are supposed to be gas/creatures from outer dimensions

>>9424448
Do you plan to travel extensively? If not, pick up something native to the area you're in. They'll be adapted to the environment, so it'll be one less thing to worry about.
If you're going far, think about where you'll be going. Don't bring a vulpix if you think you're going to be exploring waterlogged caves and such. Maybe invest in a migratory pokemon. They're better fit for travel and surviving different environments (obviously).

>>9424448
Depends on where you live. Hard to give recommendations unless we know what region you live in.

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>>9424145
Sorry it took a while cat shat in my shoe

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>>9424656
Don't know why it's rotated.

Legit question guys.

What happens if a pokemon uses attract on a human?

>>9424694
Unless the human in question is a Pokephiliac, it's about as effective as using attract on a pokemon of the same gender.

>>9424694
Not much, unless the human already has 'feelings' for the Pokémon, since it works a littld differently. Why?

>>9424694
gardevoir porn

>>9424715

It has a 100% chance of working on a pokemon of a the opposite gender.

I was just curious if it'd work on a human, cause that probably wouldn't end well.

>>9424726
Ahh, fair point. Let's just say there'd be a lot more Poképhiles.

>>9424682
Oh wow, well then what about porygon? How does it breed?

So, spring has sprung, and in my yard are Dustox. Just fucking everywhere. A couple have gotten into the house too. Any idea why/how to get rid of the bastards?

>>9424776
Regular mothballs every-fucking-where. That or a few squirts of repel where they seem prevalent.

>>9424760
That's a weird one actually, since it's man-made. I can only assume they can be duplicated on a computer and transffered into reality as an egg. I might be completely wrong though; i'd put it down to computer science or something over biology.

What a month.

Watson, my Porygon2 is running even hotter than usual, and that just makes my Cacturne hang around him even more, getting sand in his ports. Obviously this gets Watson a bit riled up.

I've had to spend a fortune on Spackle just to fix the damage to my walls from his Tri-beam alone. And Yuna, my Froslass doesn't want any part of their shit anymore, so she's holed up in the freezer.

Fucking summer.

>>9424960
If you can, get it a Nevermeltice to hold onto. Not battle-useful, obviously, but it got my Porygon running way smoother when I went to Hoenn for a few months.

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Does anyone know a Pokémon that can help improve my culinary skills? I'm sick of having pancakes and omeletes everytime i cook. Pic related.

>>9425020
Depending on how much they are, I'll look into it. Maybe I'll hit a sale.

Ok guys, so here's the deal.
Living on Dewford island, I've lived a relatively isolated life away from many humans and so, naturally, as a child I spent huge amounts of time in Granite Cave to pass the time. It was then at the around the age of six that whilst exploring some of the deeper areas of the cavern that I stubled upon my best friend: Aron, who I promptly nicknamed Scarlet for her deep red eyes (I think she might be a "shiny"?). Anyway, our day-to-day activites included tickle fights and tag, you know, kid's stuff.
Ten years later, Scarlet is now a fully grown Aggron.
My problem?
She still wants to have tickle fights and play tag which would be all well and good if she weren't a 720 KG deathmachine easily capable of crushing my skull.
I'm serious guys, I can't live with this constant body trauma (so far I've been admitted to hospital on three separate occasions) but I don't want to hurt her feelings either..
What do?

TL;DR how can I tell my Aggron that my squishy human frame is too fragile for her to play rough with?

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>>9425034
If you're sick of omelets, you can get some softboiled eggs.
That's all I've really got. Shuckle juice?

>>9425111
"shiny" 'ay? One of the things us biologists still have no clue about.

Anyway, the shenanigans problem... I guess it's a given she understands her actions cause you to be hospitalised, right? The best thing to do is actually tell her that getting carried away isn't good, but you can still play with each other. An alternative could be to find another activity to do together, one that doesn't end in injury. That or you could try cuddling with her, if that doesn't bother you.

GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
STAND THE FUCK BACK
I CAUGHT GOD
I GOT THE FLUTE FROM CASH CONVERTERS
AND I WENT UP THEM STAIRS AND CAUGHT ARCEUS, HOLY SHIT BALLS

>>9425177
I suppose she knew but didn't want to accept the fact that she's too powerful... I'll take your advice and talk to her, I also like the idea of cuddles, I guess she gets lonely being the only big fish in such a small pond and is probably why she constantly tries to cling to my affections..
Wow, I feel inspired now to take her out and let her see the world... Mabey that'll make her feel better?
Thank you sir

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>>9425212
Glad to help! If you ever pass through Castelia, do visit the University; a change of faces is always good.

>>9425207
Yes, yes, you "found the Azure Flute and encountered Arceus". We've all seen Raiders, you know.

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>>9425207
>cash converters
I laughed way more than i should've.