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!!jgEADKnNaYD 04/24/12(Tue)01:49 No.9210104>Gen
IV: In the starting town there are five houses. One house is yours. The
second is your friend's. The third is your rivals. The fourth is
another friend. And the fifth house belongs to a new guy/girl (depending
on your chosen gender) who just moved to town. You never get to speak
to him because he is inside his room sitting at his computer desk and
playing what looks like a nintendo ds. As you begin you adventure you
speak to his mother and she says that he never leaves his room and she
just wishes he would go on an adventure like "the other kids in town".
You feel kinda sad about it. As your adventure continues and you grow,
become strong, and wise, and well known around the land, you venture
home after defeating the elite four and ridding the world of evil. The
guy/girl is still in her room, but this time they are laying on their
bed and they are horribly obese. As the game clock continues, running
into the 100th hour, the 200th hour, the 300th, 400th, 500th, 600th,
700th, 800th, 900th, things steadily get worse and worse inside the
Fifth house. It becomes a seething disgusting landfill and still the
obese person taps away at the crusty keyboard and the fetid looking ds.
On the 999th wherever you are and whatever you are doing stops, a
cutscene takes over and you see the person in the fifth house clutch at
their chest, fart, and then die. Sad music begins to play. The music
will never stop. Never. |
