>1. No pokephilia

Well, that takes all the fun out of it.

>>8548432
That's the gist of it, really it's no "o hay guise i bon'd my gardevor r i kewl yet?" bullshit, really, just keep it classy.

Pokemon Battling would be illegal, as would owning pokemon without a lisence. Especually if we lived in todays sociaty in the real world, with pokemon. So it would actually be pretty boring, not like the magna or anime, or games.

New batch of handlers today, as well as Ursaring and Typlosion from our breeders. That's already ontop from the mixed recruits we got last week....

Trying to adjust to the language of multiple Pokemon is difficult sometimes. Sure, I understand Eeveelution, Avian, and Canine fluently, but switching on the go serves up quite a mish-mosh headache.

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A new thread has been created? Agreeable.
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You are able to understand the beastial language of pokemon? From what I was aware of that could only be acheived through long-term connectivity with each individual, and even then what you understand would be paraphrased. Who are you? Would you mind telling me a bit about yourself?
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>Have a zoroark who knows how to use her laptop (Don't ask me how she knows, got home one day and she was on youtube watching a croagunk attacking an iphone with it's tongue, no illusion because i checked the browser history)
>Be on my laptop on omegle because lonely
>See this outrageously hot chick mastrubating
>Looks at the camera and jumps
>She was zoroark
>My zoroark
>Mfw both of us saw each other mastrubating and don't know what the fuck to do

>>8548471
>implying pokemon don't enjoy battling, so it'd be like dog training

anyway, I like the new streamlined rules, very direct

>>8548646
pokerface.jpg

>>8548633

I've worked long years with many type of men, women, and Pokemon in my career choice. It tends to become a necessity to try to understand everyone and everything that you work with. I mean, that's the cost of being a guy who depends on the cordination of others to keep as many people breathing as possible. I work to meet Peace half-way, but anyway.

It's really like a path so to speak: Learn the language of a Starly, you have a good a stepping stone for learning a Pidgey's or a Spearow's. Learn a Vulpix's tounge and you begin to understand how fire-types form sentances and words.
Learn through telepathy for you lucky tards with Psychic type, you may have a very, very limited skill in telepathy.

It all builds on each other, like how knowing Latin helps with French, Sinnohic, English and the like.

Why would I need to know, well. As I said, I keep the peace of those who pay me. Veni Vindi is what I did when I was a trainer, roamed a bit, met this young man named Giovanni. Lent him a revive or two, gave him my contact info, a few months later he said he'd like to give me a chance of a lifetime. Said: Join my team, you'll be a Rocketeer per-se. Paid me in advance, I put on a black uniform and a commandante badge and I rode Giovanni's plan up until he told me to go raid some place in Kanto with a few grunts. Plan went to hell, killed a Maroawk by mistake, I resigned just before that one kid showed up, and now Ii am putting Giovanni's personal teachings to me own use.

//global inquire
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I traveled to Safron City recently in order to observe the so called "magnet rise" server. I had never realized exactly how many of my kind we generated; and though few shared my comunication formatting, the ones that did seemed to be highly informative, though fear.emo warns me that they may not have been entirely truthful. According to the others (R66-Y BETA and R66-Y SIGMA as they identified themselves), we were designated to be test subjects that were able to report in detail the effects of various expiramental lines of code; however it seems unlikely that they would include .emo files in test subjects. I must wonder, if their claims WERE fabrications, how did they bypass conscious.emo? Were they even of the same version as me? Further investigations are required
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So, it seems that my Beartic and Leafeon have finally become mates. I heard something in the backyard, and as soon as I walked out and saw them both doing... you know, I turned around and walked back inside. They never saw me, so luckily they don't know yet, but this is pretty awkward for me, since I got both of them when they were just babies. Any advice?

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Pleased to meet you, Mercenary Soldier, or do you have another prefered identification? Regardless, it seems you have an excedingly dangerous job, do you always return home intact?
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>>8548928
>bearctic x leafeon
you mean that it actually fit in there? Damn, that's like that skitty and wailord couple they found in Hoenn.
...ANYWAY, I say just roll with it, if they did that on their own they must like eachother, so let them be together. Live and let live, I say

>>8548646
Not suprised, zoroarks can be damn smart sometimes
And I don't recall it being the zoroark mating season

Why hello, I assume we're all guys here, and a porygon, right? I just want too know everyone better.

>>8549058
I am indeed a male. I'm guessing you're one too?
inb4 sausagefest

>>8549075
Yes, yes I am.

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Assuming I entered that correctly(a probable outcome), that should eliminate the need for my note recall function(as long as I have already added a note for whom I am replying to. Will tweak for smoother functionallity, most likely off-site).
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It is hard for me to register that I had not formerly realized why I was not outfitted with lust.emo:
I have no gender, so who would I display attaction to?
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>>8549229
A Ditto?

Guys... I was just walking around the Cinnibar Coast, and now my arm disappeared and I have a shit ton of Lava Cookies. What do?

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I suppose so. Come to think of it, cryogonal is also able to attract others despite having a gender. Regardless, from what I have gathered, lust is mainly just an impediment of an emotion that causes rash decisions, similar to rage despite its wildly different connotations.
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>>8549563
you have a feast back at your home-board

>>8548485
>>8548879
BOLLOCKS
They are not sentient, they do not have structured languages and what you two said is just a load of utter bullshit.

>>8549607
seriously, this is almost "speaking, gun using Zororark girl on the Internet" level of wack

>>8549626
oh boy, here we go again

look, see rule #5? anime fucking counts, and in the anime if you spend time with a certain pokemon you can kinda tell what it's saying; if you are a breeder or proffessor or somebody constantly surrounded by a bunch of pokemon, you can generally get most pokemon are trying to say. Even in the games, N can talk to pokemon

deal with it

>>8549626
You're right, your post WAS complete and utter bullshit!

Godfuckingdammit shitfuck bitch NIGGERTITS! I almost had him. I ALMOST KILLED GHETSIS! Then fucking Hydreigon out of nowhere takes the damn bullet! I had to haul ass, and there's still this massive faggot out there! Goddammit!
Huh, I need to calm down. I'm off to Unova now, got a grave to visit and a life to run away from.
Wait... what the hell? I'm not taking any jobs now! Some bitch wants me to kill a chap's Typhlosion... something about raping an Ampharos... well, when my vacation's done, maybe.

>>8549626
Look, if you don't like the way Pokemon are real is done, then just leave. We've been over this already, we are NOT going to change the rules just because one person does not like the rules. So you can either get with the program or get the fuck out.

>>8549750
Kinda like you can do with a dog IRL. That's not talking, the dog doesn't have a proper language, it's just a combination of signals and guesswork. And the N thing is debatable

>>8549853
don't you have anything better to do than whining?

As an outsider who just saw those last few spoiler-text posts on the front page... you people take this waaaaay too seriously. I don't even care who's right or wrong. That fact that you're actually arguing is just strange.

>>8549913
it's just that this guy(>>8549888) is a douche who constantly whines that we're not RPing correctly, as if we're not infinately more canon than rocket rp
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Less bitchy-moany, more pokemonz.

My Blaziken took the last cookie from the box, I got so mad I punched him in the chest.

I'm now typing with a bloodied nose and burn marks on my stomach.

Moral: Don't fuck with Pokemon and their food. Even if it's yours.

>>8549913
There is a troll. We are applying troll-off. It's that simple.

>>8549978

Billy Mays here with another fantastic product!

>>8549973
I've had a similar case once with a Riolu that some family relative that clearly didn't knew me well gifted me.
I just ended dumping it in the middle of a forest. Too bad (for it) that it didn't end there.

But enough of my problem, time for you to assert your dominance.

>>8549969
I just don't like ambiguity nor retarded crap

That feel when you finally get your hands on a Sludge Bomb TM.

Mitch, my Venomoth, is going to be so stoked.

>>8549998
I lol'd. Is there a fag-be-gone?

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To aid in getting this message board back onto the correct topic, I suggest we share a bit of information about recent events in our respective lives.
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Today, I attempted to access electronics other than computers that are connected to the cybernet, but to little avail. A device known as the third itteration of the playstation series innitially took me in, but had problems processing the vast bandwidth I take up without physically installing me to the hard-drive. However, it was still an interesting experience
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>>8550033
Were there any games?

>>8550024
Bitch please, the DRM on those is weak, it's just that blank discs for those aren't sold in the open market, but it's not hard to find someone selling those if you look in the right places.

At least the American government realized that the one use DRM pissed off more the legitimate customers than prevented piracy and made so that TMs in here are sold without that DRM.

>>8550033
I recently tried to kill Ghetsis, by blind luck he survived.

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No, no there weren't
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>>8550033

//ALERT
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/INITIATE SELF-DESTRUCT

>>8550055
I know my shit, and this one's legit. I ain't that stupid.

>>8550062
Why am I not surprised?

>>8550033
Not much has been going on with my team and I. Everybody is unusually mellow. Even Mandy(a zangoose of mine) hasn't gotten into any trouble today, though I wouldn't put it past her to wait until midnight before raiding the nearby town, I'll have to tell Guile(my scyther) to keep an extra close eye on her tonight(he doesn't seem to sleep anyway)

>>8550081
I'm saying because you could have "bought" it at a much lower price.

>>8550095
Yeah, well...I like playing the safe route. What can I say?

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<message>
Who is this? Perhaps some poor Z model porygon? I realize that my spelling may not always be perfect, but I am as programmed. Chances are my programmers made several typos when constructing my dictionary; I will however, make the corrections to my spellcheck for future reference
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Hey thread, I know you've all missed me, sorry for the absence. The poor sod I was stealing Internet from in the hotel next door to me kept turning it off, so I gave up.

So what has been happening? I have read the thread over, but in general how are people going?

And on a quick side note, I do just want to say; >>8549888 I refuse to believe the N thing is debatable. He perfectly tells you who you are, where you are from and personal details in the game, which your Pokemon told him.
And nice trips.

>>8550161
or it could be all a con act

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Hello again, Vincent Eastcote. My joy.emo has been more active lately than most other instances despite uncertainty of my true origins.
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By the way, I do not seem to have a note file on you; would you mind telling me a bit about yourself?
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>>8550161
Tried to kill Ghetsis, failed, and am now on my way to Unova to have a vacation and visit the only family member who I liked at her grave...
I read there was a breeder near Pinwheel Forest, if you're still here, what Pokemon do you have? I might buy an egg.
Internet, I am disappointed in you. You haven't gotten the reference in my name.

>>8550033
Last night, I found out my Beartic and Leafeon became mates... The hard way. I'm not saying anything to them, but considering that I brought them up from babies, it was VERY awkward on my part...

>>8550187
>implying you're not inventing your own canon
seriously, just join in or fuck off

>>8550199
Really? Thanks. What kind of a Pokemon are you looking for?

Dude, is your name a reference to Jurassic Park? Awesome!

>>8550187
>Child's game

>>8550193
That's good then, is this due to your sniffing around that Porygon-server?

>>8550199
I'm afraid I haven't, sorry. Sorry about the miss man, is the Hydreigon out at least?

>>8550204
I assume it'd be something like walking in on your child... or non-related children I guess. Pretty weird. But at least they are happy?

>>8550214
Skepticism, ever heard of it?

>>8550230
Yeah, they're happy. They were friends since even before they evolved. In fact, I got Leafeon so that Beartic could have a Pokemon around his age to play with. That and none of my other Pokemon at the time could or would play with him without hurting him.

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I know that feel bro, my name, before and after the change, is a reference too
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>>8550193
Mmm, I'm just a regular, young adult trainer/wanderer type, though I'm taking a break from my adventures for now. Most of my Pokemon are electric type, being from Vermilion and admiring Lt. Surge. Heck, my strongest Pokemon's a Raichu as well.

>>8550237
>That feel when being dense and/or uneducated.
Hint: Not good.

>>8550250
If that's the case I'm sure this doesn't come as TOO much of a surprise then. Why would they not play without hurting the poor guy?

>>8550263

I was never fond of electric types, they always short out my computer. This is my 3rd laptop in 6 months, and only now am I learning to keep my Magnemite away from the damn thing.

>>8550230
Don't know, I didn't get the main head, and I didn't stick around to find out.
>>8550227
Well what do you have?
I'd have to watch the movies again, but it's a TF2 reference: the Sniper's name is, you guessed it, Richard Mundy, or at least Mr. Mundy, depending on the validity of the unofficial wiki.

>>8550274

>>8550237 was meant for >>8550262

>>8550275
I do have to keep them away from certain electronics, but most of them can control their electricity well enough to not be too much trouble.

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Pleased to meet you, Sneak. That is an unusual alias you have chosen for yourself, does it describe your personallity?
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>>8550275
>and only now am I learning to keep my Magnemite away from the damn thing.
Lock it up on its own, insulted room. Use it as backup generator in case of black outs.

>>8550278
the classes have actual names? I thought they were all just identified by team and/or class(red spy, blu medic, sandvich, etc)

>>8550304
As much as I don't agree with this guy most of the time, this seems the only safe option for your computer mang. Or at least keep it in a ball around the house.

>>8550316
This. Where did you learn his name. And does that mean there is another Aussie in these threads?

>>8550316
Some of them do, like the Demoman's last name is DeGroot, the Engineer has a name and so does the Sniper off the top of my head. In the comics they refer to each other by class though.

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That is part of it. It was mainly POK-85A that made me curious, then when I explored Manget Rise R66-Y BETA and R66-Y SIGMA caused me to wonder how varied we porygon are, as they seem to contradict themselves
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>>8550292
Kind of. It's sorta what I've gone by for so long I can barely remember how I got it in the first place. Just stuck with me for years, I guess.

>>8550349
The comics, the wiki. And no, Amerifag here, although the character is a Britfag, I'm waiting for an actual Britfag to call him out on not talking like a Brit, because I only know a few slang terms.

>>8550351
there are tf2 comics? I've just seen the game and "meet the X" videos. The only thing I remember about them having actual names is in the end of meet the spy when the red spy picks up the picture of scout's mom and calls her I forget what

>>8550380
Ma petite chaufleur.
My little cauliflower.

>>8550389

>cauliflower
wat

ITT: Pokemon Are Not Discussed

>>8550404
Everything sounds sexier in French.
SO, should we get back on track now? Jacob, what was it you have at your ranch?

>>8550404
I'm not joking bro! Serious, look it up. Says so on the wiki I think. And I know a bit of French...
>>8550369 I assume the comics are easy to find in one quick google search?

ANYWAY, I did manage to make it back to Celadon and have located the trainer school there. Booked an exam for tomorrow, should be good! Wish me luck eh.

>>8550417
Yeah sorry about that, but to be fair you could help contribute or at least sage so as not to bump up with unrelated content. I do realise the hypocrisy, yes.

>>8550278
Sorry in advance for the wall of text, but the Pokemon on my ranch are Venasaur, Galvantula, Rhydon, Armaldo, Emboar, Rampardos, Electrode, Torterra, Sceptile, Empoleon Salamence, Shiftry, Drapion, Simisage, Weavile, Charizard, Golduck, Magneton, Druddigon, Abomasnow, Carracosta, Lapras Blaziken, Excadrill, Scyther, Honchkrow, Feraligatr, Garchomp, Arcanine, Flygon, Tentacruel, Scolipede, Azumarill, Gengar, Alakazam, Beedrill, Swoobat, Girafarig, Steelix, Tyranitar, Golem, Sableye, Camerupt, Kabutops, Rufflet, Houndoom, Mightyena, Toxicroak, Lucario, Drifblim, Primeape, Aggron, and Electabuzz.

>>8550430

Oh, I don't actually participate in these threads. (Except that one time I did, which was amusing.) I just happened to notice it on the front page and thought I'd point it out.

>>8550430
G'luck, mate.
Either tf2.com or teamfortress2.com, just head over to the comics section.

>>8550274
Well, at the time I only had four other Pokemon. The problem was Feraligatr and Flygon were way too big to play with him, I didn't want Riolu accidentally hurting him since Riolu didn't really have full control over his powers yet, Sneasel was (and still is) a dick and Druddigon, who I had recently caught, was an Alpha male who was so pissed off at being caught by a human that he would try to literally kill my every time I let him out of his ball (it took a... really humiliating experience with a Hydreigon on a dragon trainer's ranch to get him to try and stop).

>>8550467
I meant five mons. I can't count right now.

>>8550436
The two that stick out for me are the Lucario and Arcanine, but if I get a male Growlithe... Val's gonna be laying down the whupass.
Of course, I have the problem with getting their approval/apathy of my career choice.

>>8550478
Well, don't worry. You can decide when you get here. Of course, keep in mind, I only sell the eggs for them. It gives the trainer a chance to better imprint on the Pokemon as soon as it hatches.

Dude, what happened. Everyone suddenly cut off? Some rampaging electric types or something?

>>8550830
I left because it was 1:30 AM where I am, and I got shit to do.
>>8550524
Thanks.

Glad I found this thread. Anyone else here about those Team Rocket remnants attacking that casino in Goldenrod City the other day.

I heard that some giant green lizard was seen in Sootopolis and separated two titans. That grandma of mine sure is crazy.

>>8551684
That actually happened. Teams Aqua and Magma woke up Groudon and Kyogre a long time ago and nearly destroyed the world, causing simultaneous heavy rainfall and boiling hot sunlight, as well as earthquakes and flooding. Luckily, Rayquaza was awakened, so it stopped the fighting, and the three Pokemon went their separate ways to Arceus knows where.

So, what was the first Pokemon that you caught? Not your first Pokemon, but the first one that you caught yourself? Mine was a Trapinch that would later evolve into Flygon.

>>8552147
Mine was, and you'll never believe it, a shiny Ninetales. I was tagging along with a friend of mine who was travelling Unova, and wouldn't ya know it, he shoves me into some grass and it jumps me. All I had in my party at the time was my Politoed, so it wasn't too hard to take it down. My buddy loaned me a few balls and I caught her. Man, to this day no one believes that I actually caught her.

>>8552147
None yet-- haven't had the heart. I love my Ursaring and I could never bring myself get any other Pokemon-- not like it's needed, though. All I need is an escort to get around downtown at night without any worry. Besides, if I were to get more Pokemon, it would be another Ursaring and a Teddiursa so I could be Goldylocks. Haha no that'd be fucking pointless. I'll stick with just my one.

>>8552147

A Staryu

>>8552147
A Voltorb by the Power Plant. I named him Kaboom.

...I was young, so my nicknames needed work.

How's everything going for you people? im at the Grand Lake Hotel in Sinnoh taking some vacations. While i was training with my friends i heard from the people who live around about some kind of legendary pokemon that resides in the Lake Acuity. I went there to check but i could only see the forest surrounding the place and a little island at center of the lake, nothing unusual.

Any info about this place?

>>8552147
Never caught one, bought and hired breeders to get the best Espeon and Staraptor I could.
>>8552504
Go east and you get to Giratina's crater, don't go in there. Go west and you get to the lake guardian, don't go in there, either.

>>8552147
I couldn't actually remember for the longest time; then I realised there might be some paperwork from when I signed out of the league. A bit of digging tells me the earliest registered catch I made was a spearow, male, that I named "Ace".
Thanks for that, brought back some very happy memories.

>>8552504
Acuity is where one of the Sinnoh Lake Guardians supposedly resides, Uxie, I believe. That's the one that erases the memories of anyone who makes eye contact with it, IIRC.