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  • File : 1325269106.jpg-(215 KB, 500x500, gardevoir.jpg)
    215 KB Dear Diary Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)13:18 No.8483632  
    My trainer asked me to help him with some math homework. I'm glad he's finally getting out of his room and interacting with me.

    He asked me to bring whipped cream. If he wanted a snack, he should eat something healthier.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)13:21 No.8483645
    He always was out his room but you could not realize that because you were in your Pokéball. When he let you go out your Pokéball you thought he just went out but in true you are the one who never really moved.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)13:22 No.8483650
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    >>8483632
    Dear Diary,

    I FUCKING HATE MY TRAINER. I'm going to release myself, or join Team Plasma or something.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)13:24 No.8483663
    Dear Writers, IWho uses Diarys anymore? Make a blog on the fucking internet with a private page only you can access, Damnit.
    >> N 12/30/11(Fri)13:25 No.8483668
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    Dear Diary,

    Jackpot. I'm going to prove to everyone on /vp/ that I'm a man by fucking that Gardevoir.

    Now how do I make sex with it?
    >> N 12/30/11(Fri)13:30 No.8483688
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    Dear Diary

    I learned that sex is, and I'm scared. Sorry for wetting you with my tears.

    I'm going to tell everyone how I raped Gardevoir and that it's my waifu now. Then those people on the internet will like me, and I'll finally have friends who don't hump me when I fall asleep.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)13:34 No.8483701
    Dear N, You are now a Pokephile and are on the most wanted list in Unova, Serebii confirmed. With love, Diary.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)13:34 No.8483704
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    >>8483668
    Dear son
    Just having a diary proves that you don't even know what's a woman and fucking a Gardevoir proves my point. If you want to be a man destroy Unova for me.
    >> Flareon 12/30/11(Fri)13:34 No.8483706
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    Dear Diary,

    I'm sick and tired of the other Eeveelutions picking on me! They keep making fun of my no moves. 'Where's Flare Blitz?' and saying I have no moves. Jolteon gives me swirlies every day, and Leafeon gave keeps calling me 'PS3.'

    Only Vaporeon is nice to me. But she keeps asking if I'm simgle, so I stay away from her...
    >> N 12/30/11(Fri)13:36 No.8483714
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    >>8483704
    Dear Daddy,

    I'm trying, but Reshiram screamed at me, and I got scared and ran oaway. Can you help me?

    Love, N.

    >>8483701
    Dear Diary,

    What should I do, Diary?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)13:39 No.8483722
    Dear followers on Tumblr,

    I got a Cyndaquil from Professor Elm today! :D I'm gonna dress it up and take pictures! XD OMG, I'm going to rape it, ughh! XP

    -Lyra
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)13:46 No.8483749
    Dear Diary,
    My pokemon are looking fabulous today.
    I taught Milotic how to dance and use hydro pump at the same time.
    Ruby ~<3
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)13:46 No.8483752
    ...

    ...

    -Red
    >> Machoke 12/30/11(Fri)13:51 No.8483770
    Dear Diary,

    I found people who finally accept me into their gang! Problem is, I have to fuck all of them. Should I do it if it means fitting in?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)13:51 No.8483772
    ...
    ...
    ...!
    ...Diary.
    >> Diary 12/30/11(Fri)13:52 No.8483777
    KILL EVERYONE

    Love, your Diary
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)13:59 No.8483803
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    Dear Diary

    I bought a nice coat. Now no one will see my nipples show during winter. I should probably get pants, but I want to show off my legs...
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)20:00 No.8485313
    Dear Diary,

    My dick is in my female Lopunny.

    She's squeaking so cutely.

    Am I a sicko?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)20:04 No.8485332
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    dear diary
    I have a crush on N but im not a pokemon, what should I do ?
    >> Pixie 12/30/11(Fri)20:11 No.8485381
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    Dear Diary,
    Today me and Hua Po are planning to seduce Demi-kun with our feminine wiles. If that fails we're just gonna use Marin Karin.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)20:12 No.8485387
    >>8485381
    Why? What do you want from him?
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)20:15 No.8485419
    Dear Flareon,

    Show me your moves

    -Douglas J. Falcon
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)20:19 No.8485437
    >>8485387
    Sex, duh
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)20:21 No.8485446
    >>8485437
    Oh, okay.

    Enjoy your body being destroyed by a cock the size of you.
    >> Anonymous 12/30/11(Fri)20:29 No.8485477
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    Dear Rattata,
    I love you. You are top percentage, and one day you and me will take on the pokemon league together. You are my best friend.
    Love,
    Joey
    >> Cool Goy 12/30/11(Fri)20:34 No.8485494
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    Dear Diary,
    My creations are being blasphemous again.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:24 No.8487501
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    Dear Diary,

    Met a guy today who was trying to make me release Gardy. She was scared of him so I told him off. I think I broke his brain when I said she was my wife though.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:28 No.8487507
    dear dairy

    OP is a faggot
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:30 No.8487519
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    Dear Diary,

    I'm simply the best there is.

    The end.
    >> ABDOLF HITCOLN ¿¿¿! !rMlUe2fSrQ 12/31/11(Sat)13:31 No.8487521
    Dear Diary,


    I am pleased with the Pokemon Invasion of Europe. The fleet of Registeels has proven to be very worthy.
    >> Madi !!1Y+5OI4IIx+ 12/31/11(Sat)13:38 No.8487542
    >>8487521
    Dear Diary,
    Please make this faggot go THE SHIT AWAY.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:45 No.8487556
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    Dear Diary,

    I wish people would come and visit me again.. it's getting lonely in Hoenn. People used to come all the time.. I heard Kanto and Johto had their marketing remodelled, and all the trainers go there or to Unova..

    Also, wish that bastard Salamence would leave me alone. Always bragging he's a Pseudo, hell; if I was that fat I'm sure my strength would be greater than his! Don't see why he has to go on about it. Not like he can take Ice Beams better than I can anyway.

    Flygon.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:54 No.8487583
    >>8485446

    >implying fairies can only do vaginal/anal

    They do bring a new meaning to "riding cock", ya know.
    >> ABDOLF HITCOLN ¿¿¿! !rMlUe2fSrQ 12/31/11(Sat)13:56 No.8487586
    >>8487542
    IM SORRY IF I MAY HAVE HARMED YOU IN ANY WAY, BUT CAN YOUPOINT OUT MY ERROR ;_;?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)13:59 No.8487595
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    Dear Diary,

    His will is breaking, I can feel it.
    During the latest musical, I managed to shoot him a coy look, my intent more than clear behind the false falsehood, and managed to make him blush a bit! This is so exciting, watching that red start to tinge his cheeks! I can hear him talking to himself, telling himself that what I'm sure he's thinking is wrong. But even now he's starting to rationalize it. Maybe I'll take the form of that gym leader next, and toy with him. Get him hot and bothered before changing back before his eyes. That should REALLY corrupt him. If this keeps up he'll give in in a few weeks or so. And once his mind is properly bended I can proceed to reshape it completely. And then we'll see who the master truly is. Oh! He's coming back! Time to give him a performance he'll never forget!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:01 No.8487601
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    >>8487595
    Seriously Nintendo. An anthro fox with the power of Illusions? Dark typing isn't helping either.
    >> happies !!JhGbcyxtVUU 12/31/11(Sat)14:03 No.8487606
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    Dear Diary:

    I saw her again today, she was so cute in her little outfit, and when she started talking to me about how much she admired me.. I could feel my heart beating so hard; so hard in fact, I passed out.
    But that the best part of the entire day, because, when I woke up, I could see her beautiful, young and radiant smile.
    SHE CARES ABOUT ME! She really does! I could see her smile, showing me that she was happy that I was alive!
    And OMG I looked at my shirt and could swear there was an indent in the fabric.. Maybe she thought I needed CPR? I can only imagine her rushing to save my life, her cute little hands pushing on my chest, her lips touching mine, breathing into me. If only I were awake to feel it all! I haven't washed that shirt yet. I can't, not until I know if she touched it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:06 No.8487615
    >>8487601
    >>8487595
    Success!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:08 No.8487620
    >>8487595

    >false falsehood

    redundant redundancy
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:10 No.8487628
    >>8487620
    Not quite. Pretending to pretend, I think. The intent is to fuck/corrupt him, but she's pretending to pretend she's not trying to...
    ...That made more sense in my head...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:11 No.8487631
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    //Log Entry 31425436334:
    >Analysis: Humans have filled the medium of cyberspace with prodigious quantities of files related to recreational reproduction, 'spam' and indeed spam about recreational reproduction and related accessories.
    >At times I find it hard to merge the dignified and intelligent people of my creators with those I see every day on the internet. Perhaps there is an intellectual elite among humans, even if they themselves are as yet unaware?
    >Warrants further investigation.
    /Add new topic to Low-Priority task list: Intellectual Elite Humans?
    /End Log Entry.
    //Additional information, amended 3.22 seconds ago.
    >Rotom is being irritating. Claims that possessing material objects is enjoyable, and mocks my inability to do such and that my talents of traveling through the virtual world are insignificant.
    >Am planning on reprogramming his next host shell to attack itself in retaliation and demonstration of my skills.
    /End of Log
    >> ABDOLF HITCOLN ¿¿¿! !rMlUe2fSrQ 12/31/11(Sat)14:12 No.8487639
    >>8487631
    I LOVE YOU PORY
    >> Natsu Meshoi 12/31/11(Sat)14:13 No.8487645
    Dear Diary,
    Just was reading a thread that had Gardevoir a few times. Then realized that Gardevoir might not have legs never seen them in game or show. Its dress is its legs. They evolved away
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:15 No.8487649
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    >>8487639
    >Unsure of meaning.
    >Query: Can additional details be provided as to what part of my actions have been deemed successful?
    >If possible, I would find efficient posts of high-quality to be transmitted: so this data may help in my aim.
    >> ABDOLF HITCOLN ¿¿¿! !rMlUe2fSrQ 12/31/11(Sat)14:18 No.8487659
    >>8487649
    THE AUDIENCE DEMANDS MORE MORE!
    >> happies !!JhGbcyxtVUU 12/31/11(Sat)14:18 No.8487664
    >>8487631
    Epic
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:28 No.8487700
    >>8487645
    Play Colosseum, XD, or maybe Revolution
    >> Well if the internet asks, I shall not defy it. Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:34 No.8487725
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    //Log Entry 31425436336:
    >Entered Silph Co. Porygon social server again today. Unit designate GGL - 18C was not present again. Unable to share results on human interaction studies.
    >Suspect he may be refining his battle subroutines at the request of his trainer. Will query on his return.
    >Possible new task for local platform? Battle-capabilities are rarely a negative trait.
    >More Porygon2 than usual by a factor of 1.4: suspect due to decreased price of Up-Grade discs to compete with market by Silph.
    //New Memo: Consider purchasing Up-Grade
    /Successful.
    >With new Unovan TMs produced, am anticipating a sharp reduction of traditional TM prices, followed by a steady rise as they become valuable for collecting/historical purposes.
    >Planning to collect data on this with GGL - 18C's absence halting my progress on current study. Will be interesting to see if the humans defy predictive models.
    /End Log Entry

    >I know I entered that data correctly. Suspect reCAPTCHA program to be faulty.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:41 No.8487748
    >>8487631
    >Intellectual Elitism
    Massive buttraging faggot detected.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:44 No.8487760
    >>8487748
    Nah, I think humans are humans everywhere. For better or worse. Just thought that's how a Porygon might see it.
    Still: it's interesting to see that your first response was to be insulting; and indeed remark on it purely for this purpose.

    Goit.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:47 No.8487767
    >>8487760
    My apologies. I mistook you for certain persons I knew that came here often and liked to go about saying "HURR HURR INTELLECTUAL ELITISM WE R INTELECSHUL ELIT WE SO COOL HURRR" pretty much all day every day. It was like their favourite term.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:53 No.8487779
    >>8487767
    Well, Porygons were made by scientists, and first contact would be with them in the lab; seeing nothing more of humanity then the best programmers and engineers around.
    Then when in the 'wild' would suddenly meet both the same humans outside of the lab and everyone else all the time.

    I just thought they'd find the transition jarring.

    Good to know you didn't take offence. Sorry for causing any bother.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)14:54 No.8487780
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    Hello, Diary!

    This morning, I snuck into my trainer's room while he was asleep, and I jumped on his bed! He woke up with a startle, and I was laughing at him. He pat me on the head, right above my yellow jewel...I always liked being pat on that spot. What a weirdo, hahaha. I noticed he had his "morning wood" as he calls it, and I decided to help myself to a little bit of his flesh.

    You should have seen the look on his face...I crawled on top of him, and slid myself right down on top of his wood, and bounced up and down, up and down. It felt so wonderful, and he was just laying there, surprised, and drunk with lust I rode him like submissive little bitch. His length stuffed me so much, I thought I was going to be torn in half! I kept going...because I wanted it...for a long time, too. I could tell the way he looks at Gardevoir that's all he ever wants, the perv. I rode his cock for probably 5 straight minutes, before he fianlly popped and filled my belly with his white stuff.

    I felt my body shake as I lay on top of him, smiling at him with my teeth out. I don't think he even knows what just happened, hahahaha

    I tell you, that slowpoke Gardevoir needs to be more assertive if she wants to "bond" better with master. If she's so smart how come she can't see that our master is as horny as a Lopunny during a Spinda swarm. What a dummy.

    - WVL
    >> Decoy !4g3y3jW28U 12/31/11(Sat)14:57 No.8487790
    Dear Diary,

    My Pokemon keep dying.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:03 No.8487813
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    >>8487780
    >Observation: activities in the local virtual vicinity seem to support my hypothesis that much of cyberspace is made of recreational reproductive activities and related articles.
    >Including non-viable sessions.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:07 No.8487823
    >>8483706
    Dear Flareon,
    Learn Flare Blitz. And while you're at it, get better stats.

    With Love,
    Diary
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:20 No.8487872
    >>8487813
    these porygon perspective posts are really fun. dont let the haters tell you to stop being chemo <3
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:36 No.8487936
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    //Log Entry 31425436342:
    >Following advice from level 3 trusted Porygon-Z platform BSI - 06A, I have resumed maximizing efficiency and damage in combat programs.
    >Obtaining Calcium to enhance physical chassis power throughput would be desirable, however funds are currently low.
    //New Memo: Need funds, obtain work cataloging or similar?
    /Successful
    >Currently practicing damage from Tri-Attack in simulations and rarely in live-fire exercises in a local canyon to avoid damage to local ecosystem or onlookers.
    >Followed a trainer-owned Porygon 3.11 hours ago, however his battle level was inferior to mine and I quickly ascertained that I could not improve by any reasonable degree my subroutines by observation that I could not in simulations.
    >For more realistic simulations, I fear that I will need to obtain more combat data in live-fire battles. Unsure where to go for practice and observation. Do not want to sustain critical damage, or waste time in a sub-optimal environment.
    >Asking platforms in a global server may help create a shortlist of viable destinations.
    //End of Log
    /Additional information, amended 1.02 seconds ago:
    >Consider obtaining itemfinder program. Chances are low of finding high-energy pellet 'Rare Candy', but significant enough that if a free program is available for it to be considered.

    >>8487872
    Since the thread was dead, I didn't really wanna be that one guy who talks to himself.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:39 No.8487943
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    Dear Diary:

    I'm beginning to get used to Master's.. odd behavior.
    I remember when she fought so hard to get me from that abusive jerk. I was so scared, I was afraid of humans.. I almost hated them, but she was different:
    She'd never put me in one of those stupid balls, she'd hold me every night when we slept, she'd make all of my meals and didn't care what they cost. I felt loved; I never felt like that before.

    Before her, I would want to crush any man that came my way, but her.. she's so delicate and soft. But I could never think of doing such a thing. She needs me, I can feel it every time she holds me at night and smiles when i wrap my arms around her. I want to take care of her and return the favor.. something of which I can never repay.
    So.. I put up with some things. I mean, she's a wonderful person. I'm getting used to her taste, and I love to see her happy. But wow.. does she ever love when I lick her.

    I remember how she was afraid to ask at first, but I could tell that nothing made her more excited than when I licked her.. and eventually she'd stop wearing clothes around me. I knew she was getting perverse joy from it; a part of me was weirded out, another part was just happy to be able to show her how much I cared, so one day I did it:
    I acted all innocent, licking her face and tummy while we cuddled as normal, but then I took a big gulp and planted my tongue right between her legs.. I never seen her eyes so full of lust as I looked up at her; legs spread, toes curled, as if her life depended on me finishing what I started. Since then, it has been our evening activity, and we have never been so close.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:42 No.8487954
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    >Porygon used Recycle on >>8487813 !
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:49 No.8487983
    Dear Diary,
    I think I'm going to head over to Hoenn for the summer, I've heard there are a lot of interesting pokemon over there and I've always wanted to catch a Trapinch in hopes of having a Flygon someday, maybe I'll stop by the beaches and water paths I've heard so much about, do some sightseeing, stop by the Devon corp and ask how they've managed to avoid getting sued by Silph.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)15:53 No.8488000
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    >>8487983
    Dear clay tablet diary.

    My antennae are burning.
    Kinda bored, still.

    Regirock is off playing D&D with the other two. Heard the big guy is the DM. Feels lonely here without him..

    Flygon.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:04 No.8488049
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    >>8488000
    Trips, I...
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:04 No.8488050
    I love threads like this.

    Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:09 No.8488072
    I'm screen-capping all the Porygon shit. Its hilarious.
    >> Dear Diary Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:12 No.8488085
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    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:12 No.8488088
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    >>8488072
    I have no idea why you'd do that.

    Seriously, I'm puzzled.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:13 No.8488091
    >>8488085
    Well played....
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 12/31/11(Sat)16:14 No.8488097
    day on road #423
    I just completed my second round trip through the entire Unova region, excluding victory road and the elite 4 of course. Maybe I'll challenge them this round. I know I CAN beat them, but do I really want to? I enjoy traveling with my pokemon; my scyther keeping watch at night before competing with luxray during the day, lapras taking care of everybody with the tips gardevoir supplies, and even zangoose dragging bisharp into all her crazy antics are all things that make my life as fun as it is; but if I become the champion, I have to stand around in a boring room all day and just battle people. Luxray might like that, but zangoose would be bored out of her mind due to all the strict rules of the league.

    what should I do?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:14 No.8488098
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    >>8488085
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)16:43 No.8488225
    Dear Diary,

    Today I bumped a thread.

    I wish I had arms.

    Wooper.

    P.S. It took me 20 minutes to write this.
    >> Jake_the_Tank !!ZFBCihApx73 12/31/11(Sat)17:05 No.8488326
    Dear Diary

    Today I somehow managed to Download a Porygon with a cracked DRM...

    He seems like a cool guy, and I want to make him slightly more legal than he is... Need to google it or ask someone with a porygon how to do it.
    >> Google 12/31/11(Sat)17:13 No.8488362
    >>8488326
    >>8488326
    Try evolving it, the newer form will help patch up any problems you might have with it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:48 No.8488536
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    Dear Diary,
    I've been feeling angry lately. Like
    all of the times I repressed my feelings about being called useless have all come bubbling to the surface
    Diary, am I evolving? If I am...I'm scared
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)17:53 No.8488558
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    Dear Diary,

    Today, I farted loudly in Ash's face. I could tell he liked it because he made very funny poses at me.
    >> Don't know why you guys like this so much but I felt like it. Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:03 No.8488590
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    //Log Entry 31425436400:
    >Been a while since I last saw Rotom. I suspect he may have been caught. Upsetting, while his behavior and mind were sub-optimal: I enjoyed conversation and sparring with a fellow virtual 'ghost' of sorts.
    >Thinking about Up-Grades and the lesser-used 'Dubious Disc'. While my traditional final form is indeed powerful; I have detected several flaws with armor and energy plate shielding, likely sacrificed for greater firepower.
    >My preferred fighting style is a slow and steady one, recovering and altering my typing shield to succeed. Porygon2 platforms appear to be closer to this. However would a defense-focused platform work? A 'Porygon3'? Perhaps beam attack power would be mitigated by the additional solid-core armor and reflex programming to avoid hits: But it would likely be more stable.
    >Is a second Up-Grade disc possible? A... Enhancement Program? I feel this would not resonate with humans as easily as Up-Grade; preferring short and simplistic titles to associate with complicated ideas and similar.
    //New Memo: Up-Grade Mk. II? Possible?
    /Successful
    >Must gather other platforms, ascertain if a project similar or identical to mine is underway and assimilate.
    //End of Log
    /Additional information, amended 244.00 seconds ago:
    >Found project. Unsure at current time if possible, platforms remain optimistic. Suspect Devon is looking into project as well; would allow them to gain financial advantage in Porygon dealings with Silph, as Dubious Discs are as of yet not made officially.
    >> Alexander Stone;President of Devon 12/31/11(Sat)18:27 No.8488694
    Alexander Stone here!

    I know you've sunken a lot of money into the Devon Science Monster Storage System, now we're not banging rocks together here. We know how to make a quantum monster capsule; Steven?

    See, monster there, capsule here. Amazing.

    Now we do have a couple small problems, a lot of expensive equipment getting broken. But we've taken care of all that.

    Gentlemen, may I present to you: The Master Ball
    Think of it as a ball based suit of armor for your monster.

    We told this test subject to go ahead and try to not catch this monster.

    See? Can't do it.

    Uh, we're between banks right now, just make those checks out to cash.
    >> Alexander Stone;President of Devon 12/31/11(Sat)18:35 No.8488716
    >>8488694
    Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you eggs, don't make baby 'mons. Make life take the eggs back! Get mad! I don't want your damn eggs! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's professor! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Alexander Stone eggs! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your pokécenter down! With the eggs! I'm gonna get my grunts to invent a combustible egg that burns your pokécenter down!

    When Joey calls you about his Rattata, don’t make jokes. Make Joey stop calling you! Get mad! I don’t care about your damn Rattata, what does it matter to me? Demand to rebattle Joey! Make Joey rue the day he thought he could call you about his Rattata! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to kill your Rattata! With my Pokegear! I’m gonna take my Pokenav and use it as a weapon that bludges your Rattata’s brains out!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)18:39 No.8488729
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    Dear Diary,
    Welcome to the world of Pokemon!
    ....Oh.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:10 No.8488813
    Dear Diary:

    I wish I had an evolution. It gets sad sometimes, when people refuse to catch you because "you suck", or "I've already got something better", and "wait, this isin't a dark type?".

    Please, Arceus, rectify this mistake soon. It's getting kind of lonely in this cold space called a PC Box.

    Mawile
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 12/31/11(Sat)19:16 No.8488840
    >>8488716
    oh! it's you! is it too late to be injected with scyther DNA? if nothing else I can still shoot a bunch of scyther-people?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:18 No.8488852
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    >>8488813
    ...wonder if Porygon can interact with boxed pokemon?
    Just a thought.
    >> Alexander Stone;President of Devon 12/31/11(Sat)19:28 No.8488894
    >>8488840
    >>8488840
    Of course, just follow the yellow line, you'll know what to do.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:31 No.8488907
    >>8487943
    Dear Diary

    I think I just evolved into a steel type.

    -Penis
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:37 No.8488934
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    Dear Diary,

    Recently I found a ton of diaries belonging to other Pokemon. What in the flying fuck? I'm pretty sure being smart enough to even use a diary is what makes us Dragonites special among Pokemon.

    Meanwhile, that faggot Salamence owned by the trainer next door keeps trying to pick a fight. What a dick.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)19:55 No.8489015
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    //Log Entry 31425436404:
    >Been going through back logs, I'm amazed sometimes at how naive I was when I slid of the factory line.
    >A friend told me I'm in cyberspace too much. I suppose I should listen, especially considering KAM - 11Q is a Porygon-Z now..
    >Even if I cease spending the majority of my time conversing in the virtual representation of the internet and associated networks: I believe I will keep my company to the more intelligent races. Humans, intelligent Psychics, Dragonite, Metagross, maybe Lucario.
    >While I appreciate there is interest in communing with, say, Wurmple: I would find it tedious 'ere long. Castform, perhaps. Fellow artificials should ensure each other's survival, I believe.
    >Thought: Ancient constructs, Golett and Bonzor for instance may or may not qualify. Require additional data.. maybe one day I shall be the last conscious remnant of this civilization that has crumbled into nought but dust and relics.
    >A worrying thought.. should Porygon be seen as data arks- as our nature allows us to survive biological disasters? Will add to query bank for the philosophy chatroom. Would like to acquire other platforms viewpoints.
    >Also been thinking of pokemon evolution...
    //Set topic for next log: Pokemon evolution and metamorphosis.
    /Successful.
    /End of Log
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:03 No.8489050
    >>8488000
    Dear Diary,
    Finally made it to Hoenn, time to look for a Trapinch!
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:05 No.8489056
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    Dear Diary,
    Why won't she come back?
    >> Diary 12/31/11(Sat)20:06 No.8489062
    >>8489056
    Because she's dead
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:08 No.8489072
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    //Log Entry 31425436405:
    /Topic Reminder: Pokemon evolution and metamorphosis.
    >Evolution.. a mildly warped word. Organic pokemon go through hyper-rapid metamorphosis rather than the gradual change of true evolution. I can only assume that it is gotten around in the same way among humans as weight and mass are used incorrectly in every day life, but 'lab-speak' -among specialists or students in the lab- uses the correct definition.
    >Organic pokemon evolve in the non-pokemon animal sense of imperfect reproduction. Digital beings such as Porygon do not; however we do change over time with new viewpoints and data.. if we were to copy from our base state at that point, the two individuals would both keep changing in all probability..
    >Currently we start as base templates, with only minor differences.. to avoid any critical weakness that could destroy a population -as indeed evolution does-, should Porygon manufacturing be more randomized?
    /Resume planned topic
    >In any case, have found battle adaptation easier than expected; using the rapidly moving Magnemite in the White Forest locale for pin-point strikes and Aron for sustained strikes.
    >Have enhanced psychic powers, allowing for telekinesis to be used in battle as well as moving small objects. Considering purchasing a TM for battle-training; or obtaining a use of an Unovan one in exchange for some favor or currency.
    >Up-Grade remains difficult to obtain, and prices still too high to obtain while balancing currency gain with personal studies.
    /End of Log
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:08 No.8489074
    >>8488852
    maybe. It IS kinda lonely in there...

    >inb4 i'm using the tags wrong
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:10 No.8489080
    Dear Diary,
    Today I finally get my chance to strangle that bitch who tried to replace me... -Kris
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:11 No.8489083
    DEAR MENTAL RECORDING DEVICE,
    MY THIRST FOR BLOODLUST REMAINS VOLUMINOUS
    MY HEART YEARNS FOR DESTRUCTION
    PETTY TRAINER BATTLES DO NOT SOOTHE MY URGES
    I DESIRE THE FLESH OF MY OPPONENTS, THE HEARTS OF MY ENEMIES
    I WILL CONSUME THEIR BODIES, AND, IN TURN, GAIN THEIR STRENGTH
    I NO LONGER HAVE ANY DESIRE TO FAINT MY OPPONENTS
    I MUST EAT THEM
    THEIR TRAINERS, TOO, MUST BE EATEN
    FOR THE GLORY OF MY FAMILY NAME, ALL ENEMIES OF MY LINEAGE WILL BE CANNIBALIZED,
    SINCERELY,
    BERSERK TRAINER
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:13 No.8489098
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    >>8489050
    Dear diary.. thing.

    Saw a trainer in the desert today! Not sure what he... or she (mammals..) wanted. Though the trapinch spawning isn't too far away. Will be interesting to see if one of the next generation is raised by a human; though I don't have a say in this year's eggs of course, mentioned that this breeding cycle, diary.

    Salamence followed me all the way back here today. Beginning to wonder if he's actually just lonely. Or maybe into me. Hope not.
    In any case, shot some dragonfire back at him when he got too close to my cave. Seemed to get the hint.

    Flygon
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:18 No.8489121
    >>8489098
    Dear Diary,
    Nearly lost a hand today, looks like this mess is going to be harder than I thought.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:19 No.8489131
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    Dear Diary,
    I robbed a breeder at gunpoint today. Shot 'em in the head when he tried to whip out his Poke.
    My backpack is now completely filled with as many Pokeballs I can carry. His body's in the back of the trunk. I stole his car.
    I'm on the road now, gonna rob some places on the way, maybe get a drink.

    ~Claude
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:22 No.8489146
    Dear Diary:

    I've run out of pages, so I'm going to write on the back cover for now. you know, that white after the last page? Anyways, I've seen something zip back and forth now and then. It's probably just one ofr my trainers more useful pokemon, though.

    It feels kind of cold in here too...*shiver*

    Please make me useful, if anybody up there is listening.

    Mawile
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:23 No.8489153
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    >>8489121
    Dear Diary,

    Getting clay for these tablets is getting tedious. Sorry, but I'm thinking of stopping writing these. I'm already having to fly a ways just to get a wurmple.

    The trainer made a mistake today with a Cacturne I think.. was carrying this tablet back to the cave before it dried hard so I wasn't able to stick around.
    Hope nothing bad happened..

    Good to see there were no major mishaps with the Trapinch hatching though. Think there was a rumor of a gulpin who tried eating an egg to the West though.

    Flygon
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:27 No.8489166
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    >>8489146

    //Log Entry 31425436405-a:
    >Been travelling along the Box system hardlines for quick transportation recently.
    >Is it possible to enter the network as an unregistered entity? Must check with other platforms.
    >Captured pokemon could provide interesting viewpoints/practice.
    /End of Log Annotation.
    >> Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW 12/31/11(Sat)20:28 No.8489169
    >>8489153
    Dear Diary,
    Could have sworn I saw a Flygon carrying clay tablets today, I think the desert heat must be getting to me, anyways I almost got trapped in a trapinch's sand trap today, I think everything here is trying to kill me but that'll only make having a flygon that much more worth it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:33 No.8489184
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    Dear Diary,

    Minor adjustments need to be made if I am to succeed in my mission. I silently wafted into some odd celebration for a child. A birthday party, as it was called, seems completely frivolous. Such is the human focus on their limited lifespans. Regardless, I waited patiently among the balloons until the event ended. The children each began taking a balloon with them. I thought this might be my chance, but alas, I was quite wrong.

    A rather hefty, somewhat rotund child laid his grubby hands upon mine, and even through my strained efforts, he managed to drag me around instead. Four hours passed until I managed to slip away successfully along a strong gust. As I looked back at my recent captor, he began to cry. Silly thing, if anyone should be crying it should be me. His tears were quickly stifled as his matriarch handed him a treat.

    The children here need to lose weight.

    Drifloon
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:35 No.8489193
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    >>8489169
    Dear Diary,

    Okay, I'm only thinking it today. Sorry diary. But it's simply too hot out for good clay to be found anywhere nearby. After the rains maybe.
    Followed the trainer with my new spare time. Obviously didn't prepare for the desert as well as it could have.

    Still, if it was after a trapinch; it's certainly in the right place. Middle of the Flygon pair a couple klicks south-west of me's nest is there.

    Considered landing to check the trainer out closely, but I'm not going to get a damned Ultra Ball thrown at me when I'm not expecting it...

    Flyg- oh hey a Sandshrew's over there. Shame they taste like sand.
    >> Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW 12/31/11(Sat)20:42 No.8489221
    >>8489193
    >>8489193
    Dear diary,
    I think I'm being followed, I don't know,I may be going crazy or something, should have brought a water type to cool me down. Anyways, heard from a couple of Cooltrainers that there might be a nest nearby, going to try and check that mess out and prove myself as a man, if I don't come back and somebody finds this........Make a movie or something, I don't know.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:45 No.8489251
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    >>8489221
    Dear Diary, planning on meeting that trainer today. Seem to have been freaking it out with my resonance song while flying anyway.
    Can't hurt to at least get a look when on my home terrain can it?

    Shame my tablets will probably be overlooked if I'm captured. Still, better ways to leave my life being made into a prize-fighter I guess.

    Flygon
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:51 No.8489286
    Dear Diary,
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

    I found a Moon Stone for My Jigglypuff.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)20:56 No.8489313
    >>8489166
    Dear Diary:

    It's going to have to be mental entries now, Diary. I saw that blur again, maybe i'll try talking to it or something next time.

    Mawile
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)21:03 No.8489346
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    Dear Diary,

    Piplup is ranting about me again, saying that I steal all the glory. Buneary keeps hugging me. Meowth is attempting to steal her again. And we JUST came back from racing on Pikachu Circuit.

    Why do I always have to put up with this?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)22:05 No.8489651
    is it le dead? or is 4chan slow?
    >> Zera Blanco !!GB01SCSmKHW 12/31/11(Sat)22:06 No.8489655
    >>8489251
    >>8489251
    Dear Diary,
    I FOUND A FLYGON, freaking dragon came up to me like it was nothing, I've never heard of this happening before, maybe the flygon here are friendly or something, don't know if I should capture it.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)23:20 No.8490068
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    Dear Diary.

    I couldn't believe it. My master actually came onto me today. How dare he believe he could have a taste of this royal treasure of mine? No matter, I showed him just how foolish his venture was. Or, my whips did for that matter.

    Oooh, how his yelps was music to my ears as I lashed him with them. Just thinking about it makes me run hot. How each lash ran across his flesh down to his crotch hmhmhm~. After that I stepped on his junk a little, pressing my feet into him. I bet that was a wake up call.

    Hmm, course, he did raise me and all, so I suppose I can be just a...little grateful. He should be lucky I even considered it, grinding my treasure along his length...even if I have to admit it felt, kinda good. Course, that's not a good enough thanks from someone as regal as myself, so I let him enter me. Oh he was so big! I felt him stretch every inch of me out...

    Didn't last long though, since I doubt I was even on him for a few moments before I felt something hot squirt into me. I knew what it was, having watched him masturbate from his vulgar pornography enough to know as the white fluid seeped from my parts.

    After that, I made him clean my parts off with his tongue. Such a demeaning task is perfect for one such as him. Once that had happened, I pat him on the head some. He was rather obedient...I ought to play with my pet more often. Sometimes its good to be the queen of the household...

    Your Sovereign,
    Snivy.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)23:26 No.8490102
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    >>8489346
    Dear Diary,
    Today some anon used reaction image I drew ages ago, it makes me happy. xxxx drawfag
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)23:28 No.8490113
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    Deer Dietruh
    my trahhytjet js givan meh dah hurrs an durrs BUT I WSNFT THE DURRRRRS AN HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!n¬`aq2r8-r9efoDE78-H9
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)23:34 No.8490142
    >>8490068

    Dear Diary

    Why boner
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)23:34 No.8490147
    >>8490142
    Dear Anonymous,
    because.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)23:36 No.8490165
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    >>8490147
    He is a faggot with a fetish for imaginary animals?
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)23:39 No.8490183
    >>8490165
    He is quite obviously straight.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)23:39 No.8490185
    >>8490068
    >>8487943
    >>8487780
    Mmmh, bonersauce.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)23:40 No.8490186
    >>8490165
    I have that tattooed on my back.

    What's your new years resolution PG?

    >I want to be raped by vampire girls
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)23:42 No.8490204
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    >>8490068
    >>8490142
    >>8490147
    >>8490165
    >It's like Zap_Cannon.exe-ing Magikarp in a barrel.
    >> Anonymous 12/31/11(Sat)23:58 No.8490306
    Dear Diary,
    Beartic is getting sick a lot lately. Even though it's winter already, the temps have gone over 60 Fahrenheit... Many blame something called Global Warming, but I'm not certain...
    P.S. Aerodactyl is getting really good at Iron Head, but we need more practice.
    P.P.S. My Porygon-Z has mysteriously disappeared from my entire PC. I don't know what could've happened, but there are rumors...
    >> 150 !!vtVYdnAn525 01/01/12(Sun)00:14 No.8490409
    Log #4501
    Moon Mountain Range
    Late evening, cloudy and misty

    Again, the humans celebrate another year, and again their behavior turns festive. It grows harder to observe my experiments as they become unhinged. Same as every year. I have come to appreciate the time off, though. It gives me a hint of time where I can let my mind wander off and not come back for a very long time, an experience I have not had in the past three years. Allegria...still I miss your smile.
    Still, whenever my mind wanders, it goes to the same places I have explored for all twelve years, three months, and four weeks I have lived. Who am I? Where do I come from? Why do I live? What is my purpose? All of these have been answered, but still I wonder them. I know WHAT I am, but not WHO. My experiments have a cohesive identity rattling in their minds, a powerful sense of self that puts their needs before those of others. I do not feel such a concrete identity, or I have not decided on one. Is it because I am a Pokémon? Or an artificial lifeform? Was I created without a sense of self so that I would be selfless? The questions are endless, but they all converge at the question of identity. Who am I? Clearly I have an identity, but why can I not define it precisely like the humans can?
    Where do I come from? I know where I was created. I know all too well where I was given life and where I took life. I know where my flesh was grown from the tiniest of materials. But I myself came from elsewhere. This thinking brain, this personality, this power...what created it? The identity I cannot detect, from what DNA was it developed? Where did I come from?

    >Part 1 of 2
    >> 150 !!vtVYdnAn525 01/01/12(Sun)00:14 No.8490418
    >>8490409
    Why do I live? I should have died many times in my life. My own storms should have drowned me. Trainers should have found me. Great organizations should have hunted me down and harnessed my power to destroy the world. The vast natural network of Pokémon should not have stayed silent upon my birth and sent entire armies of their most powerful to strike me down and bring balance to the world. I am an anomaly that does not exist in official records apart from whoever placed me in the Pokédex network. Any shred of knowledge of my existence from anything should have me killed and reduced to nothing. But still I persist. Why do I exist?
    I am a powerful creature, my mind able to tear all of matter and energy asunder if I concentrated hard enough. What is the intention for me to have this power? Four thousand, five hundred and one days and I still do not understand my purpose? Or was Allegria correct? Is my purpose simply to live?
    Such is where my mind has gone as the new year rolls in. My experiments are partying the old year away, banishing it as I must banish these thoughts from my mind. Self-doubt leads to weakness, the sensation that I can only allow myself to feel on select occasions. Much as humans and Pokémon alike throw off the old year, so too shall I throw off these confining chains of doubt, until the new year shackles me with them again.

    Supplemental: I almost forgot to write my log today, I was so engrossed as I stared over the mountains. I like Kanto's mountains. Such misty splendor...

    >Part 2 of 2
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)00:20 No.8490447
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    >>8490418
    Oh, lighten up ya silly grim-dark phooey!
    >> 150 !!vtVYdnAn525 01/01/12(Sun)00:24 No.8490481
    >>8490447
    Oh come on, can't I become Wobbly-Headed Bobtwo just once a year?
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)01:50 No.8490834
    DEAR MANJOURNAL

    WRITING IS HARD BUT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME I SHOULD PUT MY THOUGHTS DOWN ON PAPER
    IT IS FRUSTRATING NOT SOOTHING LIKE HE SAID
    I WILL TELL HIM THIS IS NOT WORKING

    LOVE, GYARADOS
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)08:17 No.8491643
    Dear Diary

    Some fag bumped a thread I counted to have essentially 404'd. The bastard.

    /vp/.

    P.S. Hope /tg/ still on for M:TG.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)08:22 No.8491658
    >>8490068
    More?
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)13:01 No.8492357
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    De͏a̶̧͢r D͟͞͡i̴͢a̧͜ŕỳ͠҉


    .̷.̧͡.̡͏̛.̵́.͘͟..̶͡.̴.̸̴͜.̸.̸.̀..͢.͘.͠...̕.̵

    The diary has been corrupted.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)13:07 No.8492378
    Dear Diary,
    Today Silph mass produced the Master Ball. Time to delete the save data and start over.
    ~Arceus
    >> happies !!JhGbcyxtVUU 01/01/12(Sun)13:23 No.8492423
    >>8490409
    >>8490418
    Such fucking epicness! <3
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)14:29 No.8492588
    >>8492423
    Dear Diary,
    My frienemies at /cgl/ made fun of me again because I'm not wearing brand. It's not my fault my trainer doesn't have a lot of money!
    A love for fashion should not be purely defined by how much money you spend on dresses.
    Love, Gothita <3
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)14:40 No.8492621
    Dear diary,
    I am a ten year old boy about to take on an evil organization.....shit is about to go down
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:18 No.8492769
    Dear Diary,

    bump
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:22 No.8492780
    Dear Trainer,
    Last time you bought 10 Ultra Balls, used the PC to withdraw a Gardevoir, and taught it Attract.

    Diary
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:24 No.8492787
    >>8490068
    >>8487595
    >>8487780

    Dear Diary,

    Is this what a why_boner feels like?
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:24 No.8492790
    >>8492780
    I hated that feature of FR/LG.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:25 No.8492793
    >>8492790
    wait what?
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:28 No.8492799
    >>8492793
    Every time you continued, it tells you about stuff you already did. Every time. At least DPP decided to wait for a certain amount of time before they told you.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:29 No.8492801
    >>8492793

    everytime you load a saved game it tells you "previously on your adventure". Usually a drawn out process that there should have been an option to disable.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:34 No.8492820
    Dear Diary,
    Everyone runs away from me, I have no idea why. Is it because I smell? I don't really have a nose to notice. Did I slosh through a mud puddle and track it everywhere?

    Also, I gave this kid a ride, everyone was screaming. No idea why. He just disappeared, but at least he left his journal.

    Love, Muk.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:41 No.8492849
    Dear Diary,

    It's been forever since I finally found another metal pen. Just wanted to say hi.

    Magnemite.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:44 No.8492858
    Dear Diary,
    I miss porygon and his stories.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:47 No.8492869
    Dear Diary,
    Why was I born with no hands?! What kind of sick joke is this?!

    -Wooper
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:50 No.8492880
    Dear thing humans call a "Diary,"

    How was I created? And who do I yell at about having no arms?

    -Arceus
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:52 No.8492883
    >>8492880
    At least he took his revenge out on Wooper.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)15:52 No.8492885
    Dear Hitmonchan,
    How do you type with boxing gloves on?

    Diary
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)16:04 No.8492923
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    >>8492858
    >Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of minecraft.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)16:55 No.8493107
    >>8492923
    you bette rhave pokecraft installed.

    Dear Diary:

    Still doing this mentally. I got taken out of my PC today!!!

    ...only to be traded to some other guy. Well, at least this trainers nicer. Still in a PC Box though.

    Mawile
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)17:04 No.8493162
    >>8493107
    >>8493107
    Dear Diary,
    Got a sweet Mawile in a trade today, once I figure out what I'm going to do with her I think I'll start using her, I get the feeling she hasn't been out much.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)17:07 No.8493179
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    >>8493107
    Vanilla towny mod Survival, actually. Down currently.

    //Log Entry 31425436500:
    >Decided to attempt the burrowing program recommended to me to move into the PC box system while not a registered pokemon.
    >From a quick scan of the code, it appears to use a back door put in for maintenance and emergency pokemon recovery.
    >Chose a box co-ordinate with a random number generator, querying the servers to ascertain if the location was occupied before transmitting
    >Upon arrival, visually confirmed species: Mawile. Unable to detect gender, however this data is not essential.
    >Spoke briefly with the entity, seemed to be in a negative emotional state. Arrival and communication appear to bolster subject.
    >Promised to return next terrestrial rotation.
    //End of Log.
    /Additional information, amended 23.243 seconds ago:
    >Cryogonal used the status changer battle maneuver 'Attract' on local platform today. Uncertain as to reasoning, as Cryogonal rapidly absconded.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)17:16 No.8493216
    >>8493179
    Dear Diary:

    Well, it seems i'm not alone in this empty void. I spoke to a porygon today, which was kinda neat. He/she/it? said it would visit me again sometime.
    Maybe i'll ask it about the possibility of me evolving anytime soon next time it visits.

    I'm just glad I don't have to go through this alone, Diary...

    Mawile
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)17:24 No.8493249
    >>8493216
    >>8493216
    Dear Diary,
    Decided to take the Mawile out for a walk, give it a chance to get used to me, seemed a bit lost in thought but I think that's because it's still not used to being out of the box.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)17:27 No.8493265
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    >>8493216
    //Log Entry 31425436505:
    >Visited previous co-ordinates from last terrestrial rotation. Mawile Subject appeared to start in a more positive state to previous observations.
    >Subject of conversation moved to hyper-accelerated metamorphosis style evolution.
    >This seemed to be of great importance to the subject, and ran several cycles considering problem.
    >Relayed that there were two main viable options. Evolution via an as-yet unknown method. Several species require incense, or close proximity to another species or energy producing crystals.
    >Second option was to parley with a reality shaper. Although this would be difficult as unto nigh impossibility.
    >On a purely intellectual level, Jirachii and Arceus would seem to be the most likely to be able to achieve this end.
    >Spoke briefly of the project I was involved in to create Porygon3 discs. Kept jargon to a minimum, suspect subject did not comprehend data nevertheless.
    >Pleasant way to spend time, pity to be restrained in this void thus.
    /End of Log
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 01/01/12(Sun)17:42 No.8493322

    inb4 this becomes a regular thread called diary rp general... that'd actually be pretty cool come to think of it

    day on road #424
    zangoose pulled bisharp into some more mischeif today. they went out in the middle of town and had a mock battle, which would have been fine if not for all the collateral damage they caused, and my wallet is still pretty thin from christmas, too. what am I gonna do with them?
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)17:42 No.8493326
    Dear Diary
    Went onto 4chan today, and saw an epic thread filled with a notable poster which was themed after Porygon.

    Also, my F5 button broke.

    -Fran
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)17:58 No.8493398
    >>8493249
    Dear Diary

    My trainer got me a new diary, so I've written down all my mental entries and today's in it, too! He even took me out for a walk!

    I also got to talk to that porygon again too. Sounds like he wants to find a new evolution, or something like that.

    I'm going to ask my trainer if we can go find one of those rocks tomorrow.

    Mawile
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)18:11 No.8493459
    >>8493398
    The idea of a dear diary rp actually sounds like a great idea, I'd be down to do it if it actually happened
    Dear Diary,
    For some reason Mawile wanted a diary of her own, so I decided to get her one, I was surprised to see that she was able to write. Today she kept dragging me around to look for rocks but she wasn't pleased with any of the ones I found, I wonder what she's up to?
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 01/01/12(Sun)18:19 No.8493494
    >>8493459
    day on road #242 1/2
    saw another trainer today, he was digging around for something. I couldn't decide whether to help him or challenge him. I only saw a mawile, which didn't look like it would be very challenging to my team. If I see him again tomarrow I'll ask what he's looking for and help him out.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)18:30 No.8493565
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    dear diary
    while searching for rocks with mawhile i got the sudden urge to have sex with it
    suddenly as i came inside her, she evolved!
    this might be a new discovery in pokemon evolution but... how am i supposed to explain this to the professors?!
    >> Putin !!B4iAIioZuhG 01/01/12(Sun)18:52 No.8493672
    >>8493322
    These have been going on for over a year now.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)19:09 No.8493767
    >>8493565
    no
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)19:11 No.8493776
    >>8493767
    >>8493565
    Also I think it's obvious that's not the guy who's rping with the Mawile
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)19:32 No.8493878
    Dear Diary,

    Scyther has been rather depressed lately, and I can't seem to figure out why. I've been taking him to be groomed weekly, as well as making sure he's getting the proper vitamins, and his favorite pokeblocks, but he just keeps getting more sad. I think he doesn't enjoy my company any more. I'm going to sit down with him later and see if he wants to go back to the wild...if so, I'll be sad to see him go. We had a good run together.
    >> Rotom !4X3DfJ617A 01/01/12(Sun)20:15 No.8494059
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    Diary,

    It has been a while, but I finally found one of those electric PDA things no one uses anymore in a junk pile. It's a piece of shit, but it'll work.

    Got too cooped up in that drafty house, so decided to go out and explore for a while.

    Still no desire to be caught. Fell in some thistles today, so now I have an irritating itch. Kinda strange a ghost type would have one, yeah?

    -Rotom
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)20:17 No.8494072
    >>8493322

    It would fail, like the ITT Pokemon are real which dropped off of page 15 recently
    >> Volcarona !cK9aaNWq3Q 01/01/12(Sun)20:31 No.8494176
    (Translated from hieroglyphics)
    Dear Diary:
    I'm still in this damn cave!
    - Volcarona
    >> Volcarona !cK9aaNWq3Q 01/01/12(Sun)20:34 No.8494197
    >>8494176
    (Translated from hieroglyphics)
    Dear Diary:
    Did I say cave? I meant temple.
    - Volcarona
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)20:39 No.8494227
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    Dear Diary,
    My Master only lasted 30 seconds in bed last night.
    How pathetic is that?
    >> Rotom !4X3DfJ617A 01/01/12(Sun)21:03 No.8494379
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    >>8494227
    Diary,

    Finally got internet access on this thing after some more scavenging.

    It's always funny reading these hilarious fake stories the humans post.
    >> Dooflayiage 01/01/12(Sun)21:15 No.8494442
    Dear diary
    SUM 1 FUX MY DOG
    UR ALL FREAKS
    MY DOG
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)21:48 No.8494683
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    Dear Diary:

    I just evolved today! The horn on my chest is so beautiful! But I'm very concerned about my Master. When I evolved, I could feel her joy and pride.. but I could also feel her lusting after me. When I first came to her as a Gardevoir, She began to hold me very close, I could feel her heart beating hard, her hands groping my body, the lust.. even the love for me was so powerful.

    Before her, I never witnessed a human to be attracted to their own gender. Now I find she wants a Pokemon! a different species entirely! Doesn't she want to procreate? or does it even matter to her? Maybe life is more complex than I thought. She seems really happy right now and she has always been a fairly lonely person. Maybe if I "mate" with her and try out this relationship that's been on her mind for so long; I won't have to see her heartbroken anymore. it hurts so much to see that happen to her, time after time, every girl that she gives herself to, every time I have to stop her tears from coming out to hide her pain. She will be happy; that will make me happy. That's all that matters, right?
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)21:53 No.8494719
    >>8494683
    >proceed...
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)21:53 No.8494720
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    >>8494683
    iveseenenoughentaitoknowwherethisisgoing.jpg
    >> 150 !!vtVYdnAn525 01/01/12(Sun)23:45 No.8494801
    Log #4502
    Lake of Rage, Facility No. 4
    Windy, very windy

    As the new year rolls in, so does a fresh crop of Magikarp eggs and no shortage of humans going after the parents. Now I have already conducted a number of experiments regarding angling but today I felt like examining a different set of behaviors. That, and the wind today was far too strong for fishermen. So instead, I decided to study the effects of repeated surface-surfing on the lake's typically benign currents. The concentration of Gyarados in that lake typically warrants a bit of violent activity, right?
    Let us just leave it that the effect was not at all what I had in mind. As I manipulated and directed a small group of Gyarados to surf in one particular direction fairly close to shore, the wind began to take hold of the water on the opposite side of the lake. I had only expected a sort of rounded current that would eventually dissipate under normal conditions, but instead the current increased, aided by strong undertows created by the surfing Gyarados. This generated a VERY strong form of circulation that caused the current to remain strong and constant long after the Gyarados stopped surfing. I have a few ideas regarding this that I might be able to put into practice elsewhere, but Lake of Rage will not suffice for what I have in mind now, as it is far too shallow despite its size.

    Supplemental: Logs will be uploaded to a cloud-like network for ease of access starting this year. I just hope this does not entail any serious repercussions. It should not be anything I cannot deal with, though.
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 01/01/12(Sun)23:52 No.8494819
    night on road #242
    I know I've mentioned this before, but goddamn getting all my pokemon to sleep is difficult. Well, scyther keeps watch at night since he never sleeps anyway, but still. Most of them are generally fine but bisharp and zangoose never seem to run out of energy, and in turn, their romping around wakes everybody else. Maybe I should try to find a way to teach gardevoir hypnosis...
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)23:54 No.8494826
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    >Dear Diary,
    It's been a year since that day, when my life both fell apart and came together again. From a little Snivy to a powerful Serperior, my friend and ally-whom I refuse to call master-what other humans call a "trainer", gave me a purpose. Sure it hurts sometimes, the burns, the cold, the cuts, the bruises, but I know he takes care of me, I know he'll make sure I never die in battle. That day when he almost "shot" that other trainer who went too far, it scared me, actually, it terrified me that he had the power to easily take another's life, but it comforted me, it showed me how far he'll go to protect me...
    On that day a year ago, my family was torn away... "poachers" my friend told me, all they wanted were the eggs and leaves of my species as some sort of stimulant or hallucinogen... I'll never forget that day. My home, burning, my mother, pushing me away as she bled out, I never thought I could cry that much. Then he came, comforted me, took me out of the rain, took me out of the cold, gave me food and love, I will never forget that day. I... I love him, he fixed my life, gave me friends I never thought I would know, gave me a purpose and a goal in life. Now, as we walk-or slither, as the case may be-towards the final challenge, what he calls a "league", I will give it my all. I might not have been his first pokemon in this land, that honor goes to Zoroark, but I know I have become his favorite, whether he will admit to picking favorites or not.
    -Lethine
    I never thought this picture would be so appropriate as it is right now.
    >> Anonymous 01/01/12(Sun)23:54 No.8494827
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    Dear Diary,

    Pikachu's stealing all the glory. AGAIN. And Nintendo is STILL not advertising me, or my own game.

    Why does no one pay attention to me?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)00:00 No.8494847
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    Dear Diary

    Who the fuck is this little blue penguin that keeps following me and Ash around

    Pikachu
    >> Kochiha !!yo5xj/Oew52 01/02/12(Mon)00:08 No.8494876
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    >>8494827
    Because if they did, people would think they were ripping off Nippon Ichi.
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 01/02/12(Mon)00:12 No.8494892
    >>8494826

    that's supposed to be a serperior, right? how is it writing? serperior don't have arms
    >> Volcarona !cK9aaNWq3Q 01/02/12(Mon)00:15 No.8494908
    (Translated from hieroglyphics)
    Dear Diary:
    I grow lonelier with each passing minute. The duties they said I would have were lies. I don't rule them. I can't even leave this temple, as I have yet to find the exit to this room. They have betrayed me. I fear I will be here forever. If only I could see the sun one last time...
    - Volcarona
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)00:17 No.8494917
    >>8494908
    stay where you are and we will get your cake to you as soon as possible
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)00:20 No.8494930
    >>8494892
    they have little arms that look like leaves.
    check it's backsprite if you can.
    >> Seth Alastor !!27R77KMUvJ7 01/02/12(Mon)00:23 No.8494939
    >>8494892
    They have little leaf arms, not enough for any real work, but it doesn't take much work to tap a key on a keyboard these days, does it?
    And I should probably make a Lethine trip if these threads become regular, dayum shame the PAR thread died.
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 01/02/12(Mon)00:24 No.8494942
    >>8494930
    huh, I always just assumed those were some decorative tassle bits. either way it seems like it would be really hard to write with those.
    >> Pessimistic Anon 01/02/12(Mon)00:25 No.8494947
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    >>8494939

    I screen capped it if you are interested
    >> Volcarona !cK9aaNWq3Q 01/02/12(Mon)00:25 No.8494948
    >>8494917
    (Translated from hieroglyphics)
    Dear Diary:
    Today someone came to see me for the first time since I entered this accursed room. I didn't get to talk to them, though, as they left immediately. They left something for me. A cake. I don't know why they left a cake, as I cannot ingest sweets. This upset me, and I threw it at the wall and wept. Whoever gave me that cake did it to spite me even further.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)00:26 No.8494951
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    Dear Diary,

    My stomach's growling again. Why is it that a little girl always gets hungry?

    Anyway, I decided to get some vanilla icing, but I had to sneak it out so old man Arceus wouldn't suspect me... I still feel that he might know, but who cares? I'm starving!
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 01/02/12(Mon)00:27 No.8494955
    >>8494939

    implying you can't just make another

    I would have done so already if I had a good computer(I'm using a DSi for this stuff)
    >> Rotom !4X3DfJ617A 01/02/12(Mon)00:30 No.8494964
    Diary,

    Went into the city today, decided to take a risk.
    Fortunately, I managed to get by without anyone trying to catch me.
    Long story short, it's a good thing everything or near to it runs on electricity these days.

    Some people's expressions when their gadgets stop working...
    Priceless.

    -Rotom
    >> Volcarona !cK9aaNWq3Q 01/02/12(Mon)00:46 No.8495027
    >is this on autosage yet?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)00:48 No.8495035
    >>8495027

    Still +100 posts
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 01/02/12(Mon)00:50 No.8495047
    >>8495027
    not until we hit 300 posts, dog
    >> Volcarona !cK9aaNWq3Q 01/02/12(Mon)00:51 No.8495053
    >>8495035
    >oh, okay
    >> Volcarona !cK9aaNWq3Q 01/02/12(Mon)00:54 No.8495068
    >>8495047
    yeah, the 6 months of not being here show
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 01/02/12(Mon)01:18 No.8495150

    let's get this back on track, shall we?

    midnight log #146
    My insomnia's acting up again. Generally I tire myself out so much from chasing zangoose and bisharp trying to get them settled down that I pass out pretty much immediately, but not tonight(or this morning, I guess). I've been meaning to spend more time with scyther when this happens, but he's always too involved with meditating or listening for potential theives/thugs. On the bright side, putting my laptop and wireless router on my sleeping luxray
    supplies power to them so I can surf the internet, and he likes the warmth they give off
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 01/02/12(Mon)01:22 No.8495157
    >>8495150
    dangit spoilers, y u no work right?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)01:26 No.8495168
    Dear Diary,
    I've taught my Scrafty how to smoke, now there is nothing stopping me from having the most gangster team in all of Unova.
    >> Seth's Pokemon !!8wlce9Z3XQA 01/02/12(Mon)01:34 No.8495187
    Zora's notes:
    Apparently in my drunken stupor, I stole Lark's jacket again. Or at least it being in my room and his bitching over Steam suggests that alcohol makes it difficult to keep my innate kleptomania in check.
    Pickpocketing raised to 100
    Also, if I wasn't posting from an iPod, I would attach my face when I realized the entire Thieves Guild main quest line is just an overly long Daedric Quest where you don't get to keep the artifact, damn shame, too, that skeleton key would've helped.
    Oh look at me babbling now, it's late and we have training tomarrow, Seth's been getting pretty cocky that he can beat me in hand-to-hand, we'll have to see about that.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)01:41 No.8495206
    >>8494892
    Someone has bad eyes.

    Go enter a serperior in a musical, if you can't see its arms. Where it holds shit should make it pretty obvious where its arms are.

    Protip: They're dark green.

    Still doesn't have legs tho.
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 01/02/12(Mon)01:47 No.8495214
    >>8495206
    >implying I'd ever do musicals more than once
    I forget which pokemon I used but yeah, musicals are retarded. Plus I never evolved my smugleaf.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)01:53 No.8495230
    Dear everybody,

    Stop sharing your diary, it defeats the purpose.

    -love, your whore of an empty book.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)01:58 No.8495243
    >>8495230
    Dear my whore of an empty book,
    I will share my secrets with everyone and you will like it.
    -Everyone
    >> Putin !!B4iAIioZuhG 01/02/12(Mon)01:59 No.8495248
    >>8495214
    >Plus I never evolved my Smugleaf.
    Someone's getting awfully proud
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)02:05 No.8495274
    >>8495248
    haters gonna hate
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)02:07 No.8495284
    DEAD END
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)02:11 No.8495302
    New Thread?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)02:23 No.8495361
    >>8495187
    >2012
    >Needing an unbreakable lockpick
    How casual can you get. Lockpicking has always been easy as piss. I'd use a maximum of like 5-8 lockpicks on master locks.
    this is now a skyrim general
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)02:30 No.8495394
    >>8495302
    Do we need one? Isn't this thread good enough?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)02:33 No.8495398
    >>8495394
    204 posts. We still have some steam left.
    maybe if people actually posted diaries instead of bitching about the thread
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)02:50 No.8495448
    Dear Diary,

    Ty's been acting weird lately. Instead of being bright and affectionate, he's grown cold and distant.
    Is this behavior common in Typhlosions, I wonder?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)03:12 No.8495514
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    Dear Diary,

    I'm leaving this place now. I have a master. It's a human girl.

    She's warm.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)03:14 No.8495525
    Dear Diary,
    Today while we were walking under that new bike path, my team and found the "Trick Master's" house, but it was kinda disappointing as the only obstacles were a few trainers that my combuskin plowed through and some small trees. He seemed surprised that I beat it though, and all of those trainers couldn't seem to figure this "puzzle" out.... What is with the people in this region? Well anyway I got a neat prize and he said he'd make it better for next time. Also ran into that weird girl again, she's been following me since I moved here, she's still better than that weird sickly kid though. If she weren't the professors daughter.... anyways it was a good day,
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)03:15 No.8495528
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    Dear Diary,

    Today I find myself full of emotions. My master has always cared for all of his Pokemon, but despite not admitting to choosing favorites, he always seems to act as though I am in fact his favorite. We have always been close, from finding me as a young Ralts to challenging the Pokemon League, but lately it seems he is always wanting me near, asking me to walk beside him instead of in a pokeball, or sharing his blanket when we sleep. But it is a nice feeling, and I enjoy it. Whatever makes him happy makes me happy. I see the way he looks at me. I see the longing in his eyes. Is he in love with a Pokemon? It doesn't seem to make sense. I'm not beautiful like those girls that hit on him in town, and I could never bear him a child. Surely he sees this. But why does he continue to have these feelings? I believe I'm starting to understand now. And I think I fell the same way...
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)03:15 No.8495529
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    Dear Diary,

    I lost Kibbles today.
    I knew I shouldn't have gotten on the boat. He didn't want to get on the boat-- water always made him uncomfortable. Always. I shouldn't have gotten on the boat...
    We battled a man with a Marrowak. He wanted to try and fight-- and I wanted him to. It was our chance-- but we fucked it up. I fucked it up.
    The Marrowak hit him with his bonemerang and he fell off the boat. Into the water. I wanted nothing more than to jump in after him... but I was too scared. Too scared to save my best friend. My best friend who wasn't too scared to go into a fight that he knew he might lose. I was too scared to die with him.

    I'm not scared anymore, Diary.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)03:19 No.8495544
    >>8495529
    >bonemerang
    >read as bonermang
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)03:22 No.8495555
    Dear diary,

    Dawn just called, claiming she'd caught Giratina. She always was quite the story teller, like the time she claimed to find a red-furred Cyndaquil.
    Speaking of Cyndaquil, I should have Ty write me what's wrong; I'd taught him long ago.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)03:24 No.8495561
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    >>8495514
    Dear Diary,

    I spent the night in the weird alternate dimension place Cyrus and Cynthia and I got pulled into. A lot of stuff happened, and my mind is still a little confused, but the short version is that Cyrus and I fought again and I beat him.

    After that, the big Pokemon that we saw the shadow of yesterday showed up. Cynthia said something about that I'd passed some kind of test with it or something, and that I should battle it. But when I got up close to it...I couldn't call out any Pokemon. There was something in it's eyes, something sad, which was weird because it was freaking scary looking!

    I dunno why, but I just got as close as I could and kind of hugged it's face. I couldn't reach very much, and it didn't really react, but when I pulled out the Master Ball, it didn't object either.

    So yeah. I caught it. It's called Giratina, a legendary Pokemon. Kind of like the protector of this dimension or something.

    Anyways, that's not the important part...see, when we got back out of the weird dimension place, there were a HUGE number of Team Galactic guys all around, trying to find Cyrus. It looked like they were going to attack, but Giratina came out on it's own from the Master Ball. Except that it didn't look like a big eldritch thing anymore...

    ...it was an incredibly hot, cute, sexy guy. Mostly; it still had it's Pokemon features...it just roared at the Galactic grunts and they all ran.

    It's been like that (human-ish I mean) ever since. And he likes staying close to me. Like, really close.

    I'm not complaining.
    >> Rotom !4X3DfJ617A 01/02/12(Mon)03:25 No.8495564
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    Diary,

    Arceus above, I love Krabby meat. Not being a 'pure' ghost, I know I can't absorb souls for nourishment like Haunter or them, and electricity itself is just... Bland after a while. Sometimes I just have to have a solid, you know?

    Good thing I love seafood.

    Suddenly remembered that Porygon I talked to a while ago. Wonder what happened to him.

    Time for sleep now. This abandoned satchel should be nice and warm.

    -Rotom
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)03:31 No.8495583
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    >>8495564
    Dear Diary,

    I found the satchel my mom got me for my birthday today! I was so worried I'd lost it, and it was by that weird mansion that I passed that one time.
    But, get this: inside it there was this little orange Pokemon! It was adorable!
    I tried to not wake it up as I picked it up and brought it home. It's on my nightstand now, I can't wait to see what Pokemon it is in the morning!

    Anyway, night Diary! <3
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)03:32 No.8495587
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    >>8495561
    Dear Diary,
    Heard Gira got captured by a little girl, don't know whether to go save him or laugh, maybe I'll do both.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)03:41 No.8495605
    Ty said he'd need a whole diary for his problem, so the next few pages will be his.
    I hope I can help him.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)04:00 No.8495676
    Dear Diary,
    I recently gave my genitalia the name of my starter.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)04:10 No.8495732
    Dear Diary,
    Ty didn't write anything. It's been a few minutes, but he's giving me a weird look. What scares me is it was the same look Ashley gave me a few days before she asked me out (as you know, I declined)
    Is it just coincidence? Or... Ugh. My story writing side drives me crazy. There's no way Ty... Never mind.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)04:15 No.8495762
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    >>8495587
    Dear Dialga,

    Remind me when you and Palkia stopped being my chewtoys.

    ~Gira
    >> Quagsire !!VHPc5U3LwS3 01/02/12(Mon)04:19 No.8495784
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    Dear diary, I FUCKING LOVE EVERYTHING ROUND.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)04:19 No.8495785
    >>8483632
    >>8494683
    >>8495528

    Dear OP

    Please, Please Continue, Pretty Please with Whip Cream on top.

    -/vp/
    >> Ken (Ty's trainer) 01/02/12(Mon)04:22 No.8495800
    I emailed Professor Oak about Ty; I'm hoping to hear back soon. I mean... I love Ty, but... I don't know if it's in that way. But all the same, I cant stand seeing him like this.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)04:28 No.8495818
    >>8495785
    >>8495528
    1/2/12

    Why doesn't she seem to notice? I've tried to drop hints at my feelings toward her, but she's either shrugging it off as some human thing, or she's just as shy as I am. I kinda get why she doesn't understand. I'm human, she's a Gardevoir, but I don't care. We've been through so much together, spent so much time, just the two of us. I want to be with her and no one else. I need to tell her, but how would she take it? After all of this, just to have her leave out of disgust... You know what? I'm going to do it. I'm going to tell her how I feel. But what should I say? It's easy to write words, but so hard to say them face to face. How is it so hard to say, "I love you, Nyu"


    (Named my best Gardevoir Nyu, fyi)
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)04:39 No.8495862
    >>8495785
    Still want more?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)04:42 No.8495868
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    >>8495862

    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)04:43 No.8495871
    >>8495868
    Want another Gardevoir thing or something new?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)05:10 No.8495954
    >>8495868
    (Going to bed soon, no response yet, so I'll finish the story I guess)

    Dear Diary,

    Master told me that he loved me. It wasn't like a parent talking to a child, or young children throwing around the word. He meant it, said it as if proclaiming his undying love for a human woman. I'm such a failure... I froze, didn't say a word. All I could do was look at him with the most idiotic face. I'm not worthy of love like that. I don't deserve someone as perfect and loving as him. He tore his heart out of his chest and gave it to me, and all I could do was freeze... I'm nothing but scum for hurting him like that...

    Alright, enough of being like this, I need to tell him I feel the same way. I want to be by his side, hand in hand. I want to be safe, tucked in his arms, where the world doesn't matter. For however long our days may be, I want to be there with him. Even if he throws me aside and goes back to his own kind, I wouldn't care, as long as I can be near, and he stays happy. I would gladly give my life on a whim if Master asked it. He's downstairs now, and he hasn't come up since he professed his love. I can't blame him. I wouldn't be surprised if he threw me out, told me to leave. And I wouldn't blame him.

    Now's the time. I'm going to do it. I will tell him exactly how I feel. I'm going to grab him and hold him tight, and when I'm done talking, I want to feel his lips against mine, our breath becoming one. He will know that I love him just as much as he loves me.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)05:16 No.8495965
    Is anyone even reading the posts w/ the trainer talking about his Typhlosion?
    I need to know if I should waste any more time.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)05:19 No.8495973
    >>8495965
    I'm reading, just getting ready to head off to bed. If the thread stays around a few hours, I'll check out your new stuff if you write any
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)05:26 No.8495996
    (So long as I have a single reader, I shall write! ...If there's a dip in quality, it's just how my writings work out.)

    So Oak said that sometimes, Pokémon do actually develop feelings for their trainer. I'm in a panic now; if I tell Ty I don't like him, the poor guy'd be heartbroken. But, truth be told, I'm afraid of being judged by others. I've been doing some research, and it's by no means illegal... I'm gonna try cheering him up again.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)05:32 No.8496014
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    BUMPU!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)05:57 No.8496083
    Dear Diary,

    I saw a purugly today near my cave. It didn't make it far. Meat felt tough, but still delicious. Maybe I should hunt puruglies now?

    Love, Garchomp
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)05:59 No.8496086
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    der bok
    todai i fund krystals
    yummy
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)06:13 No.8496114
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    Dear Diary,

    Today I went on 4 chan and saw a bunch of sick fucks who raped their pokemon. Gonna make alot of arrests later.

    Love Jenny
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)06:25 No.8496126
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    Dear Diary,

    Gee, my master's taking a while. I didn't know picking flowers took so long. Oh well! If I wait patiently, maybe she'll give me one!

    ...it is getting late out, though. Maybe I should start looking for her!

    -Tepig
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)06:25 No.8496128
    >>8496114
    Fuck Jenny is hot. God I just want to slide my dick into her mouth
    >> Lilligant 01/02/12(Mon)06:56 No.8496192
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    Dear Diary...

    Today was wonderful~! I finally evolved! Master took me to a meadow and everything! Saw a bunch of flowers! Everything is wonderful!
    >> Dear Diary Weavile. Given name "Slash" 01/02/12(Mon)07:09 No.8496222
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    Today Brandon took me out to look for berries with him, well that was what he said. Usually he lets me run along him while he bikes, and I'd slash and scoop up any berries found.

    But today it wasn't the same, he kept me in my Pokéball, and little does he know, I can see outside of that thing. He was taking me to the daycare. I knew this meant one of 3 things, a really hot Weavilette, a stupid underage Sneasel, or an arceusdamn Ditto. I was willing to to take the underage Sneasel over the Ditto.

    I got there, and to my surprise, Brandon had left me with his femme Scrafty he's come to call "Scrafta". He was expecting me to mate with her, I assume.

    I've never mated with a Scrafty before, but if anything, this should be something else. You know, diary, sometimes being forced against your will to mate isn't so bad after all, let's just hope she has Pokérus.
    >> Breeder Tai !!JvN3SUpa+xN 01/02/12(Mon)07:10 No.8496223
    Daily log # 234

    Chain breeding experiment successful. After a long and arduous Feraligatr mating season I finally have a hatchling that innately knows the infamous Dragon Dance.

    - (Personal note: Use the less aggressive Dragonite as father species as opposed to highly territorial Kingdra in further breeding procedures)

    Addendum: Specified team almost completed. Olga is eyeing her new teammate warily. Though the little Totodile seems not to have any of the aggressiveness his predecessors showed. Indeed it seems to be a rather jolly little fellow.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)07:23 No.8496247
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    Dear Diary,
    Today my trainer, Brandon, took me out of the PC for the first time in quite some time. To my surprise he immediately handed me over to a Day Care Lady. I was outraged. After awhile he came back with a Weavile. After noticing it was a male I knew he had left me here expecting me to mate with this Weavile.
    I had never taken it from a Weavile. Despite being a cat...thing, he was a beast in bed. I can't wait until I get this egg out of my stomach. This one better not be a miscarriage like the other.

    -Scrafta

    P.S. I'm not sure if I should tell him that I have pokerus, some pokemon don't like getting told afterwards.
    >> Breeder Tai !!JvN3SUpa+xN 01/02/12(Mon)07:27 No.8496251
    Daily log #235

    New Totodile hatchling seems to be bonding well with his soon to be teammates. Especially the females regardless of their egg group. A peculiar habit that his line's progenitor had as well. I suppose I should name him after such. Tordek it is. Son of Tordek.

    Sumomo the Chimchar has finally mastered Grass Knot after I worked with her to finally learn that last bit of the TM program.

    Olga my faithful machamp has been training the young ones well. She's been a helpful couple of pairs of hands these last few weeks too. Dynamicpunching a few near raging Feraligatrs that tried to take a bite out of me as I raided their nests.

    Gannbann, my first pokemon now fully evolved into an Electivire has been keeping everyone in line. I swear he acts like he's the general of an army instead of a teammate. But he gets the job done so I can't complain too much.

    Of course every team has to have a weakest link. Aurelia would be that. She's gotten ever so lazy since I used that waterstone on her. I should have kept her an Eevee. Or maybe picked a different stone. However her healing wishes have been beneficial so I can't fault her too much. Though she's not much of a battler, preferring to hide behind substitutes all of the time. So she fits in as more of a medic on this team.

    Only one more member to go, this one will be my most difficult yet. I shall attempt to breed a fossil pokemon. One from the Unova region too. I've got an Archen on loan from another breeder I know from there, this will be my first time with both an Unovan pokemon and a revived ancient one too. Lets hope this goes well. I've got my best breeding stock ditto prepped and ready for it's first encounter with an archen.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)07:37 No.8496262
    >>8493459
    lolwhoops, drifted off into sleep.
    also, using a trip now.
    SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY THE THREAD HASN'T 404'd. I AM PROUD, /vp/.


    Dear Diary:

    It's been really nice, getting out of that PC Box alot. I've been using some of my diary pages to tell my trainer what it is I was looking for, but he still gave me a weird face.

    I'll ask him if we can try again tomorrow. I can't give up, not now! Maybe that porygon will help us look. He must go all over the internet, looking at different materials.
    >> Stardust !!qLJPpscse7z 01/02/12(Mon)07:38 No.8496264
    >>8496262
    and of course, I forget to put in the trip.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)07:51 No.8496292
    Dear Diary:
    5/12/11

    I finally have a trainer! He's so good to me, and I love him so much!

    He even gave me new moves too! Surf, Strength, Cut, Rock Smash!

    I can't wait to go into battle for the first time!

    5/30/11

    He just beat the last gym leader, I'm so proud of him! He didn't use me though. I kept waiting to feel the pokeball flying through the air while he said my name. I just want to hear

    HMSLAVE I CHOOSE YOU!

    I don't know what the name means, but I enjoy any name he's given me

    6/1/11

    He finally made it to the Elite 4, so proud of him

    He deposited me in the PC, he must love me so much he doesn't want me to get hurt

    I love my trainer

    - Bidoof
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)09:01 No.8496448
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    Dear Diary,

    Once again, the stars have confirmed it. I am doomed to bury my caretaker before I am fully grown. Am I truly so naive as to think that asking the same question night after night will eventually yield a different answer?

    Perhaps if I could ascertain her cause of death I might preempt it. My efforts to avert fate, however, yield only the vast mischief of the heavens. Vaguely, I am led through the sign of the Virgin, swiftly around the sign of the Lion, to the sign of the Crab. The Lion seems insignificant, however the Virgin and the Crab are constant. Is she to meet her end at sea in a romantic encounter? Is she to be slain by a strong opponent for whom she harbors feelings? The stars respond to queries of neither scenario, and a sensible translation has yet to become apparent. It is truly an enigma.

    P.S.
    On a whim I asked the stars if my caretaker is to take ill. The stars responded, and I was led back to the Crab. The only caretaker malady I am aware of to be associated with crabs is a minor parasitic infestation. It is only partially congruent with the sign of the Virgin, and the malady is not known to result in fatality. I shall use this morn to study other human maladies, then the day to rest. Once the stars are again visible I should hope to have more specific queries for them.
    >> ϞϞ The Last Airbender ϞϞ Prince Zuko of the Fire Nation !Zuko0QSu3c!!WAZcqeTVVK0 01/02/12(Mon)09:37 No.8496540
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    Dear Diary,

    The Avatar was in my arms today I had him here on my ship, but he escaped. He's just like my sister. Everything always came easy to her. She's a Firebending prodigy, and everyone loves her. My father says she was born lucky, he says I was lucky to be born. I don't need luck though. I don't want it. I've always had to struggle and fight and that's made me strong. It's made me who I am.

    Next time, little Avatar boy, I will not underestimate you. After 100 years you've finally returned. I need to be quiet about this, if others find out they'll try to capture you. It's different for them. Their honor doesn't hinge on the Avatar's capture. Mine does.

    I hate myself even more for letting you go. I had you right here, but you slipped through my hands. My Uncle is urging me to bring the ship to the Fire Nation to repair the damages that YOU made. He says that we can't go on with a broken ship. I think that it's a waste of time, but my Uncle does have a habit of being right.

    One day, I will take you on this journey to the Fire Nation. But in your case, you'll be in a prison cell, and I'll have my honor back. Every last bit of it.
    >> ABDOLF HITCOLN ¿¿¿! !rMlUe2fSrQ 01/02/12(Mon)09:41 No.8496547
    >>8496540
    OH GOODY! I READ THE ENTIRE THING IN HIS VOICE. YOU'RE THE PERFECT AVATARRING AVATAR TRIPFAG
    >> Stardust !!qLJPpscse7z 01/02/12(Mon)09:44 No.8496550
    >>8496547
    At least it's a diary.

    Let's not get carried away, now.
    >> ϞϞ The Last Airbender ϞϞ !Zuko0QSu3c!!WAZcqeTVVK0 01/02/12(Mon)09:53 No.8496559
    >>8496547
    I love you.
    Should I do Katara or Sokka next?
    >> ABDOLF HITCOLN ¿¿¿! !rMlUe2fSrQ 01/02/12(Mon)09:54 No.8496563
    >>8496559
    SOKKA SOKKA
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)09:57 No.8496569
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    Dear Diary,
    Have you ever had the feeling someone was watching you? I get that feeling a lot lately. Anyways, the council has determined from the disappearance of both the initial scout party and the secondary search party that the new planet is unsafe, and so unfit for colonization. We have also been unable to maintain psychic connections, due to the presence of interfering signals on the planet's surface. I was looking forward to finally putting all my explorer training to use, too! I guess it's for the best though. Ibsu said he still wanted to go anyways. I hope he doesn't do anything stupid.
    Good night, diary.
    ~Eje
    >> Seth Alastor !!27R77KMUvJ7 01/02/12(Mon)10:03 No.8496577
    >>8495361
    >Implying I don't sell my lockpicks en masse for easy money
    >Implying I take care when picking a lock
    It's like using the Black Star or Azura's Star, I COULD drop a shitload of gold on grand soul gems, or I could just go to the Reach and massacre some Forsworn for easy souls. Daedric artifacts are almost always more useful-or entertaining, with the Wabbajack-than their mortal equivalent Speaking of which, what would be the regular equivalent to the Mace of Malog Bal or Mehrune's Razor?
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)10:09 No.8496590
    Dear Diary,

    I don't know what to think anymore.
    Reshiram says I found out the truth. Zoroark says I found out the lie. Which one is right? Are they both right?

    Must the truth be truly right? Can a fact of the world being an illusion be an illusion itself? I don't know. I think I must find it out myself.

    [s]Natural Harmon[/s]
    [s]N[/s]
    [s]Nat[/s]
    who?
    >> ϞϞ The Last Airbender ϞϞ Sokka of the Water Tribe !Zuko0QSu3c!!WAZcqeTVVK0 01/02/12(Mon)10:12 No.8496603
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    Dear Diary,

    We were attacked again today, but this time by someone who shot bombs out of his head! I shall call him, Sparky-Sparky-Boom Man!

    ...But this changes a lot. Doesn't everyone think that Aang is dead? If people know he's alive, our whole plan is ruined. Or, MY whole plan is ruined. It can't be... It was so perfect, just like all of my plans! I wonder if we're having fish tonight, I could really use a good meal.

    Gah, back to the subject! Katara tells me that it must be someone who knew us, but I secretly hope that it wasn't. Everyone needs to think that Aang is dead! At least until the invasion. That's our biggest plan yet! ...Momo is playing on my face right now, and it's verrrrrrrrrrry distracting. MOMO! CUT IT OUT!

    I'm starving!
    >> ABDOLF HITCOLN ¿¿¿! !rMlUe2fSrQ 01/02/12(Mon)10:15 No.8496612
    >>8496603
    SPOT ON!
    >> ϞϞ The Last Airbender ϞϞ Appa the Flying-Bison !Zuko0QSu3c!!WAZcqeTVVK0 01/02/12(Mon)10:15 No.8496614
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    Dear Diary,

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)10:15 No.8496615
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    Dear Pesky Diary,

    I've sent those pesky PLUMMAHS to Castelia City. Now I can finally have the Mushroom Kingdom to myself.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)10:25 No.8496634
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    Dear Diary,
    Today ah welded a doah, almost got mah head cut off by one of them Scrakes, and I sent the Patriarch to hell and back with enough explosives to make that EOD guy crap his trousers.
    -Mr. Foster
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)10:28 No.8496639
    >>8496634
    I MEAN DEAR AUTOBIOGRAPHY!
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)11:01 No.8496707
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    Dear Diary,

    My Zebstrika is getting forceful all the time now. I might have to take him to a breeder's soon. I don't want to get attacked. Again.

    -Elesa
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 01/02/12(Mon)11:26 No.8496764
    morning on road #243
    After talking it over with my team, I decided that instead of going on to the the next city today, we're gonna see if we can find that trainer and mawile again. generally the only interaction with other trainers we get is battles, so it'll be nice to be friendly and help somebody out for once
    >> kikinak !!Y3C8ha6JZNn 01/02/12(Mon)11:28 No.8496773
    >>8496764
    derp should be #425

    not that it really matters, though
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)11:38 No.8496788
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    Dear Diary,
    Sawk saved me in battle today. It was pretty cool. I think I'll reward him some how. Maybe I'll get him a gym membership, or one for a dojo.

    -White
    >> Michael !!GaI7HaLhLOi 01/02/12(Mon)12:02 No.8496843
    >>8496262
    It's ok, also putting on a trip too
    Dear diary,
    It seems Mawile is looking for some way to evolve, I didn't even know they could evolve but she's got her mind set and who am I to try and take that from her? I think I'll stop by one of the local universitys and see if they know where to find this rock, who knows, mawile and I might becme famous for making such a discovery.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)12:13 No.8496865
    Dear Diary,
    I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.
    >> Anonymous 01/02/12(Mon)12:21 No.8496893
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    Dear Diary,
    Oh Arceus I screwed up, I was only trying to scare him, I didn't mean to do what I did, it's just I was sick and tired of him constantly stalking me and I needed him to understand I was sick of it, I'm pretty sure he's still breathing......I think, anyways going to ask Entei or mom what I should do tomorrow, hopefully one of them have an answer.



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