Quick think of a pokemonthat pokemon is now your roommatehows your daily life
Awesomeness
>>8472509Kyogre.Worst roommate ever
>>8472515rainrain everywherei got shiftry. brotastic
Filled with 100% more snugglyness. I thought of Gardevoir.
>scyther"hey scyther, could you please go pick up... never mind"
Kingler, can't be too bad, but not the best; either way he's still my bro
a strange, leafy cuddle cuddle
Hoards of Murkrows will be hogging all the munchies.
>PorygonHack all of everything.
>>8472587Will you get them to commit crimes?
Torterra.Besides the obvious need for space for him, it'd be pretty cool. I can't see a torterra being anything but bro.
>>8472608you can probably live ON that big fucker
>>8472632Exactly. Camping on one would be great, cause I wouldn't even need to leave my house.
ForretressGuess it's okay, as long as there's no explosions or spikes lying around.
>beartic really cold and terrifying
>AggronOh god, my house
>>8472595Damn straight, they might as well earn their keep.
Scrafty. He'd definitely be a bro. We'd play in a punk band, get high together, everything.
My dog really hates squirrels so they'd probably fight a lot at first.
>EmboarIt's boiling hot, but at least the heating bill isn't a problem. And he does try to fix anything broken...even if he just makes it worse.
Lulz to be had, would just o around and troll people at night. Hell, maybe even during the day!
I'd die from cuteness.
Cute, cuddly, and filled with a lot more fruit, vegetables, and flowers.
My nigga, TO THE LAKE.
Warm, soul-devouring goodness
Just-- fineYou can have half of the house theneh, at least I don't have to rage in traffic commuting to work
OH SHIT YEA, TOP TIER SIS!FUCK DOING SHIT, SNUGGLE ALL DAY ERRDAY!
Fluffy all day erry day.
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>>8473049Don't worry, he has no moves.
>DelibirdAwww yeah, a nice little buddy who is a hidden badass.
>infernapeHell yeah, broiest of bros
you people are disgusting.
>>8473058
>oddishA walking house plant.
BulbasaurBros 4 Life
>>8472741THIS. Scrafty would be the best roomate in existance
>>8473105mah nigga
>Shedinjahe really ties the room together.
politoad.lol wild bastard
I thought of pichu first. Great wingman.
Teeeeeeheeeeeee
>Golett..d'aww. I can imagine he'd be good at house cleaning.
Electivire. I'm alpha as fuck and get all the bitches.
>VictiniLooks like we win every competition the house holds, as well as the lottery several times.
KoffingCan I use him as a humidifier for weed?
... I don't think this will end well.
Pikachu came to mind first. I am ok with this.
>MagikarpPut him in a fish tank, go back to masturbating to pokegirls
Squertle free water and wet t-shirts.
>Hitmonlee>I fucking dare you to break in
Tropius.A flying plant dinosaur with a banana goatee? What's not to like?
All the hugs.Just gotta be careful about how you do it.
>QwilfishUnchanged
>ChandelurePut him on the table, excellent conversation piece for parties.
>EmboarLooks like i won't be eating much of this pizza after all...AND I TOLD TO TO PAY YOUR PART OF THE RENT YOU FUCKING BOAR!
DialgaI would.have all the time in the world
>>8474145>gardevior>hugsFatality
fuck yeah
>MienshaoNot to shabby. At least he keeps his part of the apartment clean.
>HoundourKinda boring, but at least I never have to worry about those creepy psychic-types
> VictiniAW SHIT.
>>8474748I always like seeing someone who is not me picking up on that whole Gardevoir-being-the-embrace-pokemon-and-having-a-knife-sticking-out-of-its-chest thing.
>pic relatedradical.
>>8473972Reminds me of
Lovable lil' bro, easily draws women with his appearance and can warn me if she's about to pull a bitch move once he evolves.One of the greatest wingmen out there
Gardevoir.THE ULTIMATE VIDYA GAME CO-PILOT.No more frenzied screaming when all your carefully planned operations break down. They can read your mind and alter their strategy effectively.???Rape all MW3 servers ensues.
mite b sexy
>>8477081 read your mind and altar your strategy effectively>altar your mind>altar your mind into his/her slaveEnjoy being bent around his/her will completely the first time you piss it off which shouldn't be hard since it always knows what you're thinking....seriously, psychic-types are terrifying.
Clefable.Sexy bedtime story time...
>>8477345Well there's no potential source of horrifying mental destruction I'd rather be around than this one.
>GengarHELLA SWEET
ambipom "hey ambipom can yo...">fake out"dammit, can you just...">u-turnFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUmy only experiences with ambipoms
>RoseradeI don't mind the spikes, as long they're outside the house. Also, sweet aroma all day, every day.
>venusaurWell that weird stonk is going to ensure I never ever have another boyfriend. OH WELL, TENTACLE VINE SEX FOREVER.