Im the owner of a jewel store in Hearthome city, my father is giving geography classes in Oreburgh city and my mother is living with him. I visit them every now and then. I've got a brother too but he's traveling around the region so i dont see him very much. I'll start my adventure the next week, if my business goes well.

>>8290298
Hoenn, in Lavaridge to be exact. Nice and warm but it feels funny having grown up there and then becoming a now ex Aqua member.

>>8290298
Lavender Town. I know it sounds horribly fitting, but it wasn't really that depressing besides the couple of blocks around the tower, and even that's changed since they decided to turn it into a radio tower.

Oldale Town.

There's never really anything to do here.

I do like it because it's a quiet laid-back town, but it's also pretty close to Petalburg city, so we can do stuff there too.

Before I begin, OP's pic is like my bro OC Seth's life. But why does the guy on the couch have a robot arm? And why is he playing SONIC?
And as to the question of where I was brought up, Florida of the good ol' U S of A. I got Karen when I was 18 and just graduated from high school, then I went on to Digipen, graduated from there, worked for Valve for a bit on some TF2 balance stuff and a tiny bit of Portal's story, then came here to Sinnoh.
[Spoiler]I totally expect people going batshit over my OC working at Valve, and just saiyan, I can take that part out.[/spoiler]

>>8290298
Rustboro here.

Pretty nice city, but now they're doing MORE work on that tunnel to Verdanturf.

I swear to god, that fucking thing will never get done.

Take the role-playing back to gaia, faggots

So, ever since my Lairon evolved in to an Aggron, my Heatmor, who until now has been pretty much like a big brother to Aggron, looking after it when it was a Lairon and an Aron, has started picking fights with it for no reason. Not usual sparring matches, but full-on knockout bouts. The sad thing is, until I can save up enough money for Focus Blast, Heatmor is getting slammed every time, but it just pisses him off more.

I've taken to Golurk always being about when the other two need to be exposed to one another, but otherwise I've just been alternating who I have dinner with, etc. I can't carry on living with them like this.

tl;dr what the fuck is up with Heatmor?

>>8291080

>>8291086 here, giving myself a name for the sake of things, I remember when that tunnel plan was all hearsay and 'massive potential'. Fuck, I need to go back to Verdanturf sometime.

Are the Whismur still a pain in the ass? I'll tell you now, they don't get any less fucking obnoxious as they evolve. An Exploud in the city will just try and compete with the noise of EVERYTHING, I had to move to Accumula Town to get him to shut the fuck up at night.

Mornin'.

>>8290298
Born and raised in Goldenrod, living in Olivine but currently in the Whirl Islands with a scientific expedition.

>>8291081
Honestly, better this than some of the other stuff that's been posted. I say let it go, as long as it stays within the thread.

I was raised by Mother was a very big fan of ghost pokemon and my Dad always liked grass pokemon, We lived in Johto, Olivine City, My memory is a bit fuzzy all I can remember is being seven years of age and being on a boat and then being in extreme pitch black darkness, hearing Wailord cries every now and then, I then remember seeing an opening and then its was darkness again, Next thing I know, i'm washed up on a beach with Krabbys all around me I screamed and then ran until someone stopped and asked me whats wrong I then replied 2I don't know where I am" he then bellowed "Well you're in Hoenn, Just west of Littleroot, You look like you've just been swimming" so then I told him my story, He then gave me a pokeball and said " This is prized pokemon, Take good care of it" "Thanks for your kindness" I yelled, but by the time I stopped admiring the pokeball, he was gone, i opened it up and inside was a pichu, At first he was confused that he had a new owner, but we both knew we were going to be great friends.

I have absolutley no idea where I was born.
Fucking being brought up in a care home in violet city was boring as fuck. I think I was born somewhere in Sinnoh, oldest memory being in snowpoint (I think) so yeah, somewhere in sinnoh. I never really did ANYTHING as a kid other than sleep. Fuck homework, always fell asleep in lessons, didn't stop me doing okay for myself though. I live in Goldenrod right now, got a job in some resturant.

Nuvema Town. I'm attending Striaton State University though, so I'm living in Striaton.

Guys, I was looking for a Baltoy in the desert, and I found some weird tower. Is this supposed to be here? I don't recall seeing it before.

>>8291322
As a child, I heard rumors of a mirage tower that appears in the desert from time to time. Legend says that there is an ancient Pokemon in the bottom of the tower for anyone who manages to make it to the 4th floor.

>>8291322
>>8291322
A tower in the desert? my father used to tell me histories about that tower in route 111, since he traveled to Mauville in his vacations. It appears once in blue moon, only on a raging sandstorm. Who knows what kind of treasure you may find there, there's the saying that if you dont get out from there before the sandstorm calms down, you'll be stuck there for the eternity.

>>8290298

Mauville City with my 2 Spinda, I'm a croupier at the Game Corner.

>>8291453
I meant top of the tower. It's been a while since I've thought about the old Mirage Tower legend.

>>8291474
Of course they are only rumors, you may not be stuck forever, maybe just til the next sandstorm or whoever knows. Either way, that tower its from ancient times, there's little we know about that place.

I grew up in Mauville, but when my parents divorced I went to live near Route 213. There was much more variety of pokemon here, but I actually was in Mauville when I turned 12, so I ended up picking a Treecko as my starter pokemon and took it back to Sinnoh. We love it here, 'cause there are always lots of people passing through to battle and hang out with and the beach is beautiful.

My Raichu is asking me to follow it, It looks scared, Are there any scary things around littleRoot?

>>8291092
Massive potential my ass. It's a permanent construction site, but anything short of a truck can still pick their way through it easily enough.

And you still get the occasional Whismur, but they've generally fucked off further on up the mountain. The 'Pokemon Friendly' procedures are still in place.

I want to go somewhere cold... Like Iccirus City or Snowpoint City...

Halp! My Gardevoir is sucking my dick!

>>8291702
Let her suck, bro. There's a wonderful joy in a naughty Gardevoir.
Here in Rustboro, I caught a female Ralts and I'm training her until evolving just to fuck.

>>8291719
The problem is... it's not HER, it's HIM!
I have a fag male Gardevoir sucking my dick!

>>8291720
>>8291719
>>8291702
And here we go.

>>8291720
In that case... if you need to warn us instead of repelling him, you're a fag too.
Enjoy your homo-gard relationship.
I wish I was the Gardevoir... :3

>>8291702
>>8291719
>>8291720
>>8291733
Could you all kindly die in a fire, poképhiles?

Hello there thread, Tim's typhlosion here.
Since he's off chasing attractive research assistants and I've got a nasty case of writer's block, anybody have any questions about the Cyndaquil evolution line?

>>8291783
>Tim's typhlosion here.
Are you fucking your trainer? :3

So do any of you use your Pokemon for transportation? When I need to go to a faraway city, I get my Drifblim, Tim, to grab a large basket for me and a couple of my Pokemon to ride inside of.

>>8291842
>So do any of you use your Pokemon for transportation?
I do. I mount on my female Gardevoir.

>>8291724
>>8291757
Don't feed the trolls

I also use my Scolipede as a steed for traversing Pinwheel forest. Surprisingly, he acts like a Rapidash sometimes too...

Born and raised in Azalea Town. Planning on moving to Goldenrod soon, I have some friends who have moved there.

>>8291720
>>8291719
>>8291702
>>8291815
>mfw
Also, I have the weirdest boner right now, whyboner.jpg. I hope it goes away before one of the girls walk in here... I really don't want to explain any bullshit.
And I have a "family reunion" or some shit, it's really me just going to sit through my boring relatives' pictures of boring vacations, in the US with a family that hates pokemon. Which of the girls should I bring to piss them off the most? I mean which one should I keep out of her ball the most, I'm already bringing all three.
And does ANYONE know a good flyer around Solaceon? I really don't like hiking all goddamn day, and it's not like I'm gonna bug my bro in Sunyshore to give me rides. Meh, I'll just ask my awesome cousin, he lives in Etrena, maybe he can pick me up on his Dragonite.

>>8291815
...Did you not read the post? He's off chasing attractive women, or so he said.
I half expect for him to return with a fractured rib, he likes women with some kick to them and the ones I've seen almost always had rather protective fighting-types with them. The one female trainer among our expedition's security escort has a lucario. You can do the maths, I think.

>>8291842
When we need to travel between cities Tim has a braviary (Blake) who enjoys the light workout carrying a fully-grown human and typhlosion provides.

>>8291783
Wait, how can you type?

>>8291887
Carefully.

Lived in Goldenrod since I was six. Spent most of my time getting high with my Koffing and some friends in the tunnels.

>>8291875
What species are these girls? If you have something that's stereotypically "dangerous" like a scyther or garchomp then that'd probably be the best bet, as long as they're capable of playing nice for the required time period.

>>8291902
Do you know any other Pokemon who can type?

This thread is the equivalent of roleplaying.

Faggots.

One more day til I head out to nacrene, them I'm off to nimbasa for my oh so important job of documenting some unknown to me Pokemon!

Anyone know how much go goggles cost? I'll have to travel through the desert on a camerupt, so I need a little protection, also, anyone every travel by camerupt? How is it?

>>8292047
I've tried to ride on my Camerupt, but she's too sleepy to even move most of the time. Go Goggles are pricey, but luckily, I have a spare at the ranch. Don't worry about it, I'll hand over the egg and the goggles once you arrive. Hopefully there are some Pokemon of mine that you'd like to examine.

>>8292006
Not personally, no, but it's really only a matter of having the right digits.
Ah, knowing how to read and write helps as well. It's easy to forget that not all pokemon know how to do that, Tim took it on himself to teach me as soon as he thought I was capable, it comes naturally to me these days so I tend not to think about it.

Curse this laptop and it's miniscule keys, it's almost impossible to touch-type on and I left my own keyboard back home in Olivine.

>>8292047
I'd pack lots and lots of water, a desert enviroment can be harsh enough without spending most of the time in close proximity to a fire-type. Other than that, I can't really say.

>>8292102
Well, I haven't been to Unova for a while, so I'd be happy to take notes on your Pokemon and their behavior, it will help alot for the ongoing discussion of how trainers and their Pokemon act compared to wild Pokemon, and thank you for all of the opportunities you're giving me, it'll definitely help me get ahead in my job.

>>8292025
This threads have always been roleplaying you whiny newfag.
>>8291842
No. Most people in Orre have some form of vehicular transportation. I was shocked when I first found out how many people in Unova just walk everywhere or ride bikes.

Well this thread was almost derailed, thank Arceus it didn't.
>>8291701
Go to Snowpoint city if you want to test your body.
>>8291842
I use my Staraptor for aerial transport and Milotic for aquatic transport.

>>8292128
It's no problem. Hold on, I've gotta go. Looks like a group of my Pokemon have found something in an underground cavern I've called "Ferrum Cave". See you later! I'll let you know what they've found.

Hello thread. In response to the OP's question, I was born and raised in Goldenrod, but I'm currently staying in Nacrene with relatives.

Saffron City, but moved to Ecruteak to live with my grandmother after mom died and dad left.

Oh yeah, for the OP's question, I was born in undella, my parents worked for some rich family, I had a good 12 years there until plasma drove us out, then we moved to Olivine, where one of Jasmine's gym trainers gave me an aron, my second Pokemon, and then I went to nacrene university to study to be a Pokemon professor, after I graduated, I moved to mosdeep, where I am today.

This thread will become boring fast. Ask me anything about evolutive stones, evolutive artifacts (Magmarizers, Reaper clothes) ruins and caves or landscapes. just ask me anything, i know a bit of everything

I'm starting to get worried. Tim should be back by now and it's getting dark.
I'm off to look for him. Thanks for helping a bored typhlosion waste a few hours, thread.

HOLY SHIT, GUYS! I've had a group of Pokemon who were interested in digging around a small cavern near my ranch that I've called Ferrum Cave. My Flygon, Armaldo, Garchomp and Aggron have discovered what looks like a hidden tomb like the ones in the the Relic Castle! There a ton of treasure here! The Gold almost came pouring out! I've gathered a bunch of my Pokemon to haul most of it out, but one thing they won't touch is this strange sarcophagus that's in there. For some reason, it feels like that sarcophagus is watching me with contempt. Any ideas? Sounds like something that >>8292358 would know. If it helps, I'm in Pinwheel Forest.

>>8292390
DON'T TOUCH IT IT'S A COFAGRIGUS JUST GRAB WHAT YOU WANT AND FLEE WITH YOUR POKEMON!

>>8292390
I never heard about ruins in Pinwheel forest before. either way, dont take it all. That place is older than it seems. I've heard rumors about ruinmaniacs and graverobbers disappearing in the relic castle. If you have a dark type then you're ok.

>>8292390
Put that gold back. NOW.
Seriously, it sounds like you've run into some kind of cursed tomb.
Bring something to counter a ghost/dark attacker if you have one since it sounds like they've run into a cofagrigus.

>>8292423
Seeing as he has an Armaldo he's ok, but not every sarcophagus is a cofagrigus. I mean we even have sarcophagus in Oreburgh for exibition. Maybe you should give him some flowers Jacob, or sing him a song.

>>8292358
Would it be possible to pirate an upgrade for my Porygon?

>>8292427
A Cofagrigus ain't so bad, he has a Armaldo, but it can be a poltergeist, if thats the case, then he should leave the place at once and return the treasure to its place.

>>8292440
A poltergeist is just a gastly or haunter, isn't it? Not that bad.

>>8292438
Yes, upgrades made clandestinely are called dubious discs. They are illegal since if they were made to create supercomputers with the power of thinking on its own without the permission of the government. Most of the creaters are unknow so if you want to find one, then good luck.

OH CRAP! You were right! That WAS a Cofagrigus! Why didn't I recognize it sooner?! Luckily, I have a ton of dark and ghost types, so while they hold it down (even with about ten Pokemon holding it down, it's still struggling), the rest of the bipedal ones are putting the gold back. Afterwards, I'm sealing the Cofagrigus and its gold back in there forever!

>>8292461
But of course, most of them turned out to be failures.
>>8292444
Im pretty sure Ghastlies and Haunters are pokemon spirits materialized in form of gasses, a poltergeist is an entity that is connected to this world by material objects.

>>8292463
You're lucky that it was only a Cofagrigus, you could have entered to a haunted chamber.

I finally made it out of that tower. Not even the slightest bit of reception in there, electric devices shut off. Pokeballs didn't work either. I'm quite glad I had poliwag out already, or I'd have been helpless against the trapinch in there. The floors weren't very stable, and it took a lot of careful tip toeing and mad dashing to make it up to the top. At the top I found a lone chamber, no pokemon in site. There was a funny looking stone there, sitting on a pedestal in the middle of the room. Apparently it was connected to some kind of Indiana Jones trap, since picking it up made the whole tower shake and rumble, and the floors collapsed beneath me.

When I came to, I was back in the desert with polliwag and the stone nearby, but with no sign of a tower. I think I'm done with this baltoy hunt for now, I need a break.

>>8292463
I TOLD YOU!

>>8292481
>Funny looking stone
More details please?

Village Bridge here, i used to just walk around listening to the artists coming here to play.

I'm now travelling around the world, facing gyms of all kinds, forming new teams for each region, doing E4 and seeing new places.

If i wanted, i could simply become a Champion or even a renown Team Boss, but what would a simple traveller like me would want more from this kind of world?

Except i just began my journey in the Baro Region and i swear the Pokemons here look like total shit.

>>8292487
It's got a kind of spiral pointy thing sticking out on one side, it's kind of shiny, but more like oil than a gem.

>>8292497
Well you can drop the tittle of champion if you want. If what you wish is to test your skills, then go on, make your own limits.

Ops picture is me. Haunter is the fuckin boss. I would be fuckin gyms up too

>>8292476
How would that have been worse?! With some of the non-gold treasure that got left behind after we sealed it back, it'll all have to go towards repairs that the Cofagrigus did to my ranch!

>>8292498
Hmmm, rests of some ancient pokemon perchance? take it to the Devon corporation, they may give you a good amount of money for it or even make a clone of that pokemon with the ADN in the fossil.

>>8292522
I think some words got messed up in there, but I caught the gist of it. So you think it's a fossil, and that Devon can clone it? It's a bit of a ways to Rustboro, so I think I'll look into it sometime later.

>>8292515
Ghost pokemon can be taken with another pokemon easily if its bug, dar or another ghost type. If that chamber was haunted by a human ghost then you could have been damaged or eve n possesed, and you would need a spiritist or a medium to take him away from you and seal him again.

How is everyone this evening?

I'm investigating a small island so that perhaps I may be able to stay there for a while, its climates also warm so atleast it would be comfortable.

>>8292554
Of course, do it when you feel like it. They started a project about pokemon genetics, so if you bring the fossil to them, it will be a important step in the project. Pokemon clonation is one of the things they want to achieve. How do i know this? im always informed about geology projects in the world thanks to my father.

>>8292588
Just found an ancient tomb filled with gold, only for the Cofagrigus that lived there to lash out, forcing me to put all the gold back and seal off the tomb with the gold and the Cofagrigus forever.

>>8292592
>Geology
Goddamnit, i meant genetic.

Great news, guys-- the Aron I found is doing much better. I've visited him, and while he's still slightly out of it, he's not terribly so.

The bad news is that he has a trainer, who might be the one who injured him. The police haven't been able to locate him or her, but when they do, there shall be a reckoning.

MFW this thread

I suppose I better go. There's a lot of wreckage to clean up around here after the Cofagrigus attack. See you all later once this is cleaned up.

>>8292657
Later

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>>8291948
>Garchomp
So Heather then? She's a Garchomp I found about a week or so ago as a Gabite that was almost raped by another Garchomp, she wounded him and he slashed her and left her to die. Karen and I were out walking when we found her.
I'm thinking of keeping Karen outside of her ball, Mira would freak them out too much, and Heather's still new.
And I got a question about ghost types, what causes one to be formed? I mean, Banette's a pissed of doll reanimated by the power of hatred, and Yamask's explicitly stated to have been human, but... did I kill Mira when I evolved her?
Oh, and most awkward moment with a pokemon? Mine would be one time a couple years back when I was having a wank and Karen walked in... yeah.

>>8292704
Mira is a Froslass right? people in snowpoint city says that a Froslass is the ghost of a Snorunt that interacted with the dark energy dusk stone, so basically the stone kills the Snorunt by absorbing its life.

So, yes, you basically killed her, but in a good way. Ghost types can materialize at will.

>>8292704
Most awkward moment with a pokemon? it happened the same to me with Lapislazuli but i was the one who walked in

>>8292742
That's also my most awkward moment with pokemon.

Really awkward haha was in the dog house for a while there.

Kingston here again, and I need a stiff drink. Not very responsible of me, but I feel like shit.

Tim's gone. Nobody is exactly sure where but apparently one of our bodyguard trainers decided to go spelunking and took Tim with him.
This was maybe three hours ago and noone has seen hide nor hair of either of them since they set off to one of the smaller islands, and with the storm that's been steadily brewing I don't trust they'll be able to make it back safely.
In ordinary circumstances I wouldn't be too concerned, but not only did Tim leave without coming to get me or Phillip (Mantine, dedicated water transport, utter prick), I don't trust the guy he's with. Something about the bloke made want to tear his throat out and I'll be damned if he's got my trainer's best interests at heart.

Haven't had a really embarassing moment yet.
Unless you count telling Sonja I knew about her hive.

That was pretty awkward for both of us.
Good thing she's going to be sticking around, at least for now.

Most embarrasing moment... do you want it from my perspective, or from Tim's?

>>8292785
...A trainer leaving without his Pokemon? That doesn't sound right to me, especially if he's hitting an aquatic route without a water-type. I mean, that's water safety 101.

>>8292797
I dont know, maybe from both perspectives.

>>8292785
I can see the danger's they are going to get in, but there is nothing you can really do about idiot-ism.

Just hope they come back all in piece .

>>8292791
How are things going between you and Sonja?

>>8292807
Long time no chat, how's lavender town treating you?

>>8292814
Slightly better. The weather's getting chillier, so I managed to convince her to stay on, with reliable meals and a warm place instead of a hive out in the snow with punk kids hucking rocks.

She's kind of switching from slightly clingy to more distant.

>>8292588
Well, after a bit of training with the breeders on Route 11, that Sandshrew evolved into a Sandslash. Afterwards I took on Wattson in his gym and won the Dynamo Badge.

>>8292814
You wouldn't believe how hectic things have been. Had a bit of an issue with a Haunter infestation, and one of the Channelers who used to live in the tower proposed that I might have what it takes to become one myself. I told her I'd think about it. I mean, I grew up knee-deep in Gastlies like every other Lavender Town kid, but I'm not so sure if I believe in that kind of third-eye supernatural stuff.

Might be nice to have a goal for the future, though. Sometimes I feel like I was the only kid in Kanto who wasn't planning to become a League Champion when I grew up.

>>8292704
I guess my most awkward moment would have been when I met Phoebe and told her how I loved Ghost Pokemon, but only had a non-native Gastly to show for it. It's kinda related to your question.

>>8292833
Yeah sounds like she's just not used to being kept indoors and the likes, you said you caught her as a wild pokemon?

>>8292839
Well life passes us by as fast as the wind, but don't grow up too fast haha. But Haunters eh? the nasty evolved form of gastly, a infestation of those would be something else.

>>8292807
>>8292814
Not so much idiocy, Tim's generally a pretty passive guy and hasn't been a "full-time" trainer for years. His role in this expedition is to
Maybe it's just my paranoia but I feel certain the bastard he's with talked him into leaving without us. "It'll be fine, my team can protect the both of us easy!" Yeah, right.
Arceus, I'd be be halfway across the bay already if I knew where they'd gone, but I don't want to get caught up in this storm that's coming in.

>>8292812
The only real difference between the two is who grabbed who.
Long story short, I nearly proposed to a female friend of his while he and her blaziken woke up in each other's arms.
I'm not sure what I find more unsetting; the fact that said friend quite liked the poem I'd written her or that Tim was only partially clothed.

>>8292855
Hey, be proud: Gastly's line are easily the best ghosts, hands down. They're definitely a handful, though (see: Haunter infestation). You're just lucky you got to meet Phoebe, of all people. I'd give my left arm to meet an Elite Four member.

>>8292872
I guess I should be glad they weren't Gengars, but man, it was mass pandemonium. People can complain about having a Joltik infestation all they like, ghosts are easily the worst household pests to deal with.

>>8292887
Gah, Tim's role is mainly administrative, simply collating the data the mapping teams bring back and writing some fancy software to throw it online with.

>>8292704
My most awkward moments probably had to have been my initial training with Hypno. There's all kinds of weird mishaps that occur with novice hypnotism. One time we were trying to get a woman to follow basic instructions(turn around, sit down, walk backwards, etc.) and it somehow translated in her brain as "massage that man's chest with your ass."

Before I turn in for the night, I thought I'd hold an "ask a professor anything!"

>>8292887
Any psychic-types around? If you can find a powerful enough one, maybe they'd be able to figure out where your trainer is. Wish I could offer more help, but I'll keep my fingers crossed.

>>8292872
Yep.

>>8292887
Well don't risk yourself then, the weather over there can get really really bad. Combined with the shape of the islands, storms do laps around the various islands. Not to mention the flooding that occurs there.

>>8292894
Yeah Gengars would be worse case scenario for lavender I think, did the hauntings get worse after the tower was made into a radio tower?

>>8292918
Care to elaborate on the Haxorus line? It's the only line of dragons I haven't personally had to train or even look at.

>>8292940
Well like I said she's not used to living with trainers and in houses, perhaps as the time goes by she will warm up towards you.

>>8292918
What's the most intelligent pokemon that would be good for stealth related tasks?

>>8292909
I would have loved to have seen this, woulda been priceless.

>>8292918
You wouldn't happen to know the average amount of punishment things like light screen, barrier and protect can absorb, in terms of energy?
And if they'd be able to hold off violent storms that might flood caves on islands in the middle of the sea?
Since, well, aside from being a fire type on such an island it's that I think my trainer is deep inside a cave in the whirl islands and there's a very, very nasty looking storm coming in and oh Arceus I don't want to think about it I don't want to think about it.

>>8292936
All the psychics are being mustered for storm and flood defense and there weren't that many to begin with. Well, I suppose there's the lugia living in the islands but I think we're a bit below that radar, I think Tim mentioned something about "disaster potential" in the last thread and I really don't think they'll wake up for forty or so humans.

>>8292955
I'm really sorry but you are NOT. HELPING.

>>8292968
Well alright then if you don't like what i'm saying, go get them back. That seems to be your primary concern right now and if it bothers you so much grab what you can and fetch them up.

If the weather is as bad as you say they couldn't have gone far anyways.

So I guess I'm going to head North to Fallarbor. Just got a call from the coworker I met last night and wants me to meet him there. Give me a chance to have Lexi douse Flannery's gym after my meeting.

>>8292955
I don't have too much experience, but I do have a more in depth pokedex than anyone who isn't a professor! From what I read, they are very territorial and aggressive when provoked, but are extremely docile if they trust you. When in captivity, they are great guards for any situation, they can take down a charging donphan! Wild axew have r grind their tusks, then when they evolve into fraxure, they work on sharpening them, because they have stopped growing and as a haxorus they use them to impress mates, mark territory and defend themselves.

>>8292962
They can withstand more energy depending on the Pokemon, the strongest ever recorded had supposed 3.27 tons of force!
>>8292968
alakazam are god, as well as kadabra, and gallade. Gallade is bad if you have bad intentions, however.

>>8292978
Nonono, I don't think you understand.

There is a large storm that is about to hit the whirl islands. Islands that are notorious for dangerous waters even when the weather is calm.
I am a typholsion. A fire-type. I wouldn't go outside now if it would get my books on the best-sellers list for the next five years.
As far as I know my trainer is at a very real risk of dying and I don't doubt that the man he is with would abandon him to the tides if it meant his survival.

While any concern you may have is appreciated, the last possibility I want on my concious mind is the one that my trainer, my friend, my brother is either dying or dead at this moment because of my inability to assist him when his need is greatest.

>>8293025
Perhaps most importantly, they set out hours ago. They could be anywhere in the islands and I would be a sodden corpse before I could catch even the faintest of scents.

>>8293035
Well then hope for there return, that's about all I can say about that.

>>8292955
Right after the Tower got demolished, the ghosts were really acting up. Justifiably so, in my opinion, since they were all very suddenly homeless and all. They're usually not so troublesome these days, but they have their moments. Same as most ghosts, I guess. Mischief's just what they do.

>>8293035
Yikes, that's a scary situation. Even if he left you and the Mantine at home, does your trainer at least have any other Pokemon? An Escape Rope? Repels? Pokedolls?

>>8293075
Whoa, how long have I been away from home...? Sorry, how long ago was the tower torn down?

>>8293035
I have a coworker stationed in Olivine who's strongest Pokemon is a Swampert, a very strong swimmer. Would you like me to call him up and form a search party?

>>8293098
Been torn down for quite some time, bro. The graves were moved to another nearby building.

>>8293098
Were you around for that big image renewal campaign? The Tower was demolished a little after the first fall of Team Rocket, despite protests from Fuji and the other Pokemon House volunteers. There's a Radio Tower up there now.

>>8293098
Nah, no need to go through that much trouble.

>>8293115
Oi, who are you?

>>8293121
Well, seeing as you weren't responding anyways...

>>8293042
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have ranted at you, it's just... I don't know what I'd do if I lost him.
He's given me everything. Everything I hold dear to me is thanks to him. My name. My skills. My life.
Without him I'd just be another typhlosion. They say the smarter you are, the more miserable your life will be. I wish I knew where the hard liquor was stashed so I could /forget/, just for this evening.

>>8293075
From what I've been told, it doesn't sound like it. The scientists who saw him and the trainer leave say only the trainer had anything in the way of supplies and as I've said earlier, I don't think he'd put Tim's wellbeing above his own in this kind of situation.

>>8293098
If you think they can handle the storm, by all means.

>>8293128
Eheh, sorry. Was writing.

>People complain about Team rocket rping faggots
>Create another thread for rping faggots

Yeah, nah, you're a cunt

>>8293142
We've been around for quite a while, and we aren't going to go away in the immediate future.

>>8293142
>implying they're the same people
>implying this entire thread is samefag ("A" cunt, singular)
>saging without a picture
>1/10, done to death already

>>8293138
I don't mean to sound patronizing when you're already stressed out about the situation, but once your trainer's back safely, you really need to lecture him about basic safety. Even little kids are taught never to go into the tall grass without a Pokemon, let alone remembering basic survival necessities like Repels in a dangerous area like the Whirl Islands. I mean, I'm a pretty trusting person, but I don't know that I'd be THAT trusting that somebody else'd take care of me.

>>8293147
>We will somehow go away in the distant future. The time may not be now, however, in the next forty years or so, it will become a reality.
Repaired

>>8293183
Oh, don't worry. I'm not letting him near another of these expeditions for a while.

In any case, I think he trusted the guy because he was one of the trainers hired by the expedition's organisers to protect the non-trainers like him.
We did do the gym challenge, even got all the way to Claire, but it's been at least five years since we've done any serious battling and even when we were he spent a lot of time looking after our own interests instead of training us.

>>8293110
>>8293114
Psh... that was maybe 10 years ago. I heard about it being torn down, but I haven't been in Kanto since the Rocket fiasco.

>>8293215
I gave the man a call. He goes by the name of Lonnie and travels with a Swampert standing at a rather large 6 feet, so they shouldn't be hard to miss.

>>8293147
Leave them be, ignoring is your best bet.


Update: I've gone and looked over this island, its not overly big but it has enough vegetation and the likes to keep me hidden and my pokemon content for some time.

I can't begin to describe how relieved I am.
Just as there was a break in the storm, the rescue team lead by >>8293098's associate arrived. I've never been so happy to see a water-type in my life.
They found him drifting a few miles out from the islands, clinging to an emergency lifesaver. They've no idea how he got so far out but apparently he was in hypothermic shock when they got there.
By the looks of it, he's still in a fairly bad way- physically it's only scrapes, cuts and bruises, but he hasn't stopped shaking since he got here.

A god damn ariados is nesting in my attic, and my herdier's too afraid to go deal with it

what do

>>8293325
Well i'd suggest a fire type but its in your attic, so maybe get a flying type or someone with a flying type to get it out for you?

>>8293329
Sounds like a pretty big attic, so yeah, something like a pidgeotto or staravia might be an idea.
Alternatively, repels, repels everywhere.

>>8293344
well, I don't have access to a flying type so I guess I'll go with the second

I'm about to go blast an ariados with repel until it hopefully leaves, pray I make it back in one piece

So, Tim is apparently stable but suffering from what might be a minor form of post-traumatic stress disorder, among other things.
Mr. Wayfarer, I can't thank you and Lonnie enough. If there's anything, /anything/ we can do to repay you, please let me know.

All I want to do now is hold my trainer close and sleep. Goodnight, thread. I hope your endeavours go better than ours have.

I did it, chased that fucker out of the attic, down the stairs, and out the door with repels

Take that, you fucking bug

>>8293611
Check if it didn't leave any eggs. A stray Spinarak can turn your house into a spidery hellhole if you let it entrench itself.

>>8293634
would it be a bad idea to keep an egg if there's any

I could use it as a hostage if it comes back, or just keep it like a normal pokemon

>>8293664
You could keep an egg if you like, but if it comes back you may have to fight it for it. So be careful.

So my Fallabor associate and I are taking a look at something peculiar he found on the side of Mt. Chimney. I guess Flannery can wait for now.

>>8293378
Don't worry about repaying anything. It's our job to help people. Plus, I didn't really help at all, I just had the connection. Lonnie is the one who deserves all the credit on this matter.

FUCK

THERE'S LIKE 30 FUCKING EGGS OH GOD

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS

>>8293710
What sort of peculiar? I lived in Lavaridge all my life, so I know the ridges and hills on mt.chimney.

>>8293724
Call the rangers and your nearest pokemon center, they should be able to remove them for you.

>>8293735
>>8293724
Fuck the Rangers, they can't do anything right except collateral damage. Just smash the things before the mother gets back.

>>8293727
His report says that he found a peculiar system o caves on the north ridge. I know the south and east sides have the Fiery Path, and further up the slopes on the south side in Jagged Pass was the old Magma hideout, which was filled in. However, caves on the north ridge elude me.

>>8293724
I'd recommend having a Pokemon use Smog to toxify the eggs, but since it's in an attic, I'd go with what the Admiral said and contact a ranger.

>>8293787
Well I know the Magma hideout had paths leading all throughout the volcano, but i'm not overly sure about northern paths.

Like to my knowledge I know most of the Aqua hideouts, caves, sea caves and alcoves all over the place. Most of which haven't been touched in years.

>>8293787
Couldn't they be remnants from the time Team Magma woke up Groudon and it punched through the mountainside? The thing was pretty big and it popped up in Sootopolis out of nowhere, so that may be how it got there.

>>8293812
>>8293801
We're actually looking at the entrance which is only about the size of a man, but no bigger. There is evidence of recent activity near or inside the caves, as there are some freshly cut trees by the entrance. I'm assuming the worse, but certainly hope I'm wrong.

>>8293854
Its times like this when I wish I could be other places, exploring the world again and enjoying myself with my pokemon.

If you ever get curious about sea caves and the likes, then I can help haha.

>>8293787
'Scuse me mister, but I explored an abandoned magma base in Mt. Chimney not but the other day. I turned off some terminal that said "in progress" and nothing else, might that have anything to do with your problem?

>>8293870
That's the sort of matter I'm worried about. How fresh was the last human evidence at the time? And how long ago was it? Was the cave on the northern ridge?

>>8293863
I'll keep you in mind when I make my way towards Mossdeep later on. I may be contacted by associates while I'm in their neck of the woods if anything arises when I'm in their vicinity.

I guess this is as good of time as any to have Nightshade evolve into a Gengar.

>>8293903
I actually need to come in for supplies tonight, so i'll be near Hoenn as well. Just call if you need me.

>>8293903
Everything was turned off besides the terminal, and pretty dirty. I couldn't explore the whole thing as the heat was getting to me, but I didn't see much else.

It was on the southern ridge, near where spoink are usually spotted.

Okay I called the rangers and they said they'd come quickly

ffffffffff I can see some of them wiggling

>>8293927
So the way you describe it, that terminal could have been running for months if the controls were dirty. Any longer and the system would most likely have crashed depending on the power supply and the program running. I might have to get another associate to join the investigation on the south ridge.

>>8293926
After this investigation I'll be heading south towards Lavaridge then west towards Rustboro, so I won't be near a coastline for a couple days, and even then it's the west coast. If you want, I can probably get an associate to escort you ingonito to Mt. Chimney, seeing as you are familiar with the area.

The Wayfarer's secret job is what it was the last time, if you remember

>>8293996
I make make my way to any place in Hoenn, but some sort of excuse or disguise for me would be appreciated.

I don't actually recall it sadly

>>8294025
Let me know an ETA and where you expect to land, and I can have an associate nearby with a disguise ready. Though my associates are few and far between, so it may take a while unless he happens to be close.

Well, I'll just keep it under wraps for now, until evidence makes it clearer

I know this doesn't have anything to do with this thread, but me and my roommate just moved into a quiet house in Unova. Ever since then, there've been a pack of zoroark standing in the forest behing our back yard that seems to be growing larger every time they come. I had to take a closer look with binoculars because every time I go outside they always run away in random directions. This usually happens just after the sun goes down, too.

Guys, I need advice.

Christmas is coming up, and I want to get my nephew his first pokemon. He's only a year and a half old, so what pokemon can I get that's good with kids and will actually protect him?

>>8294080
Get him a Cottonee. I have a little cousin with one, and it's basically a living security blanket tha shoots energy balls.

>>8294080
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET THE LITTLE FUCKER A MANKEY

>>8294068
Zoroark are solitary creatures besides mothers with young. You've got a lone one that feels like fucking with your head.

I'd call the rangers, and keep your doors and windows locked. Keep your pokemon out and ready for a fight if you think it's malevolent.

>>8294145
Really? I heard from an old friend of mine (Who used to live somewhere else in Unova) that they're usually in packs

>>8294049
I'll be landing just outside Rustboro, near the beach on route 115. I'll be easy to pick out, a boat with a Blaziken and Garchomp on board should be easy to pick out.

Oh and Buneary, she poked me there for a second when I didn't mention her.

>>8294196
I am inside the cave poking around near the entrance. Nightshade's eyes actually do a good job illuminating the portion of the cave I am in. It seems like there are two offshoot tunnels from this portion. I radioed my associate on the south ridge to go pick you up. He has a Dodrio that should be able to bring you and your Pokemon to the north ridge. So far there is no technology in this cavern, but the cavern is obviously not natural.

>>8294241
Seems interesting enough and the Dodrio won't be necessary, i'll simply ride Garchomp there.

I'll be landing in ten minutes.

>>8294291
Well, whichever you find is faster.

The area police have started snooping around outside. Seeing two men from Fallarbor in trench coats "loitering" around the north ridge. I'm outside right now telling them what is going on, but you may want to be cautious and don a disguise before arriving on the ridge.

Guys... what's the biggest time you've ever fucked up? I mean anywhere. Oh, don't mind me, crying over here because I'm a fucking idiot. Thank god Karen cares about me pun not intended
My biggest fuck up, well, judging by how much I'm crying over this, would probably be like, 30 minutes ago when I got stuck on a quest in Skyrim-because I fucked up the quest prep-and I used a cheat to beat the quest-and apparently every quest after that! So now I can't get out of the area, and my last save was last night. At least I got the game yesterday...
Is anyone/does anyone know a Steam hacker who can reset my Skyrim progress? Please?
Well... Now to be slightly on topic.
I talked to Mira a while ago, she said that yes, evolving a Snorunt into a Froslass does indeed kill them, which makes me feel like shit, but she knew that, and wouldn't have agreed to it of she didn't want to die.
So guys... happy stories/pictures to cheer me up?
at least I only have around 5-7 hours of actual play

>>8294317
Very well then a disguise it is, i'll be landing in five minutes.

>>8294323
Sootopolis was partly my fault, so that's my biggest fuck up.

>>8294323
Being away from my hometown when they decided to tear down the old Pokemon Tower.

>>8294331
Did they rebuild or relocate everything?

>>8294357

Sootopolis Rebuilt itself after all the flooding

>>8294361
Okay, cool

>>8294374
Alright i've landed, I don't expect it to take me very long to get there at all.

oh and i'm disguised as a marine biologist, even wore glasses and everything haha.

>>8294382
Well, I'm outside the cave right now talking to the officer. You'll notice me because I'm one of the two other people on the ridge. I'm wearing an old-timey trench coat with a Gengar standing beside me.

>>8294434
Just making it over the hills and valleys on my way to Lavaridge, me and my father used to go on the various trails as a child.

Also chatting using a portable device.

>>8294478
I finally got the officer to leave us alone. All it took was, well, nevermind that for now. While the cave has had recent activity inside it, there hasn't been anyone inside for the last week or so, judging by a discarded food container Nightshade found inside.

>>8294493
Very well then, Garchomp is making quick time of these hills. I should be there very shortly.

Err, I've got a tiny concern - hoping perhaps someone here might be able to answer it.
Recently I'd thought I'd misplaced one of my tube scarves - you know, the ones that are linked in a circle - but I was rather surprised to see a Scraggy running around with it on outdoors in the wild. I honestly have no idea how it got ahold of it. I managed to coax her over after some time and she now lives indoors with me, but I came to the startling conclusion that she's misplaced her original "skin" or "pants" that most Scraggy have. It appears shes been using the scarf as a substitute until now, and it doesn't appear to hinder her in any way ... Any idea how this might have happened, and if I should be concerned and look into some other alternative? I haven't the slightest knowledge of Scraggy and their evolution seeing as I just moved to Unova ...

>>8294510
What I would like to do is go further into the cave system to see if any computing systems outside of a seismograph (which those shouldn't be in there anyways, the summit station of the chairlift has the Mt. Chimney seismograph) are inside. As well, I had my associate bring me some remote cameras that we can set up at various locations in the cave. I already have one set up outside the entrance and immediately inside. It should also be noted that there are no artificial lights in the cave, so that bodes well.

Good evening, guys, How's it going for you?

>>8294574
Investigating an unnatural cave system on the north ridge of Mt. Chimney. Otherwise Nightshade evolved into a Gengar and I got the Dynamo Badge from Wattson.

It took a while, but they cleared out the eggs and sent someone to track down the mother in case she tries to nest in someone else's house

Thing is, one of the eggs must have hatched and the baby ran off before they arrived, since I found a teeny spinarak under my chair

what should I do with it?

>>8294610
Keep it sounds like it thinks your something to it? I mean it was brave enough to stay under your chair.

>>8294581
I'm at mt.chimney, if I recall you are towards the northern most part of it. So i'll take a look up there.

>>8294634
Hey bro, I'm going to have to head off for now, so let's continue this tomorrow, alright. I'm keeping this tab pinned

>>8294610
I'd say keep it.

>>8294574
I just came back from a friend's party, i wont drink with my pokemon around again. Cornelian, Lapislazuli and Olivine were playing with my friend's pokemon in the training room that was just next to the room where me and my friends were. When they got thirst they decided to ask me for some water and Cornelian somehow took the wine bottle that was behind me, i didn't hear shit. When we went back to see how were the pokemon, the room was all messed up and my pokemon were all lying on the floor, Lapislazuli holding the wine bottle, the other pokemon got scared and moved to the backyard.

I shat myself when i saw this scene but my friends were laughing their asses off. Now i have to pay the material costs, but thank Arceus there was nothing expensive in that room.

So im here trying to get my pokemon to sleep, but they wont stop apologizing.

>>8294717
Just show them that everything is fine and keep them from doing it again, it also sounds like the time Garchomp got into my rum. Her face was priceless all droopy and the likes

>>8294731
Yeah i actually found the scene hilarious but i wanted to show seriousness, i didn't want to be seen as a irresponsible trainer.

>>8294750
I might do it again but only when we are alone, just to show them its ok.

>>8294758
Yeah i've let them poke are with it while i'm there to make sure they don't get themselves hurt.

Good to see you're doing well. Meanwhile, I'm stuck in the barn waiting for a contractor to come over sometime during the week to help rebuild my house. The treasure was cashed in for just enough to cover the contract and a little bit over. So much for those piles of gold, huh?

>>8294771
Well looks like its time for me to sleep too, i have to help the miners in Oreburgh tomorrow, so long.

>>8294799
Yeah, its good to see that nobody got hurt and could take a small part of the treasure. My father witnessed many accidents when he used to help in excavations. Im off to sleep now, see you later.

A Hoen native here OP. I was born on the outskirts of Slateport with my parents working as teaching professors at the museum (for everyone who isn't aware the museum functions as the city's major school/college).

Slateport's method for giving the kids coming of age a pokemon is quite interesting actually. Naturally because of the huge port we see people and Pokemon come in from all over the world and they'll sometimes bring some Pokemon eggs with them. When a kid turns 9 they are given one of the eggs that trainers and travelers occasionally donate to the city and, without being told what it is, take care of one for about 8 to 9 months, thus helping to form a bond between the kid and their soon to be first mon. So almost a year after getting mine it hatched into my Seansel, now Weavile, Artemis and I left to go see the world.

My current "home" is this cave in a cliff jutting up out of the ocean about a mile and a half from lilycove. It pretty sweet actually. Sea breezes keep it cool year round and i've even managed to install solar panels and a satellite TV.

>>8294825
Sounds very lucky, I live out at sea and that cool breeze is always a welcome thing.

>>8294825
I wish more places would do it a little like that. Seems like so many kids these days pick a starter based entirely on what looks coolest, with no idea about their temperment or needs.

West Petalburg, born and raised (no, this isn't going to turn into the Fresh Jynx of Bel Air). I was about 12 when Norman decided to set up his gym in town. Dude's kinda awesome, just handing out fresh hatched pokes to the neighborhood kids, or letting them borrow his zigzagzoon for catching a poke of their own. Now by the time I'm ready to get started training, Norm's kid rolls through town, whips his own dad's ass with pokemon he caught himself, and then proceeds to bitch up Team's Aqua AND Magma. So I think to myself, shit, if he didn't need his dad to hand him a pokemon, neither did I. So I went out, found some berries, ground that shit up into pecha jelly, and started trying to lure a pokemon. Six hours, three servings of jelly, and a soaked jacket (fucking lotad...), I met Ringo, my ralts. Yeah, named him after the Beatle. They all look like they have a bowl cut. Anyway, he and I became best buds. Didn't even need a pokeball. Yeah, I caught shit when he evolved into a Kirlia, and poor Ringo felt it too. But everything was gonna be fine. I had won a trip to Goldenrod in Johto during Devon Corp's PokeNav 3 promotion, and got lucky in the bug catching contest (who'd have thought headbutting a tree would shake a heracross out?) and won a Dawn Stone. So now I've got Ringo the gallade. He's a damn beast. We've been doing a little competitive matches, and we're on a fairly hot streak. Double battles with him and Krusher, the aforementioned heracross, are a sight to frigging behold.

All that said, how's Unova? I want to visit, maybe snag a local poke or two. Any good ones to keep my eyes open for?

>>8294842
>>8294825
That is a very good idea. I usually do that whenever I sell my Pokemon Eggs during the time of year that children want to get a Pokemon. Is it a Psyduck? Woobat? Poochyena? None of them know. Of course, there's the occasional complaining asshole parent, but the sign that says "No Refunds" for the eggs usually shuts them up. I never offer a refund because I make sure that none of the eggs that are getting sent out are dangerous Pokemon.

>>8294912
If you end up near the Desert Resort then try to snag yourself a Maractus. They are almost always guaranteed to be Bro/Sis tier

>>8294917
Slateport never really discriminated about what a kid gets so long as they the school asserts that they are responsible enough to get whatever comes their way. Case in point, one of my childhood friends, lightyears ahead of me in responsibility, got a Rhyhorn from his egg. Nice as can be, but he wasn't really aware of his own strength so my bud ended of with alot bruises at first. But he pulled through and now has a Rhydon.

>>8294912
My counterpart in Unova says she's rather fond of a cubchoo and pawniard she caught.

>>8294948
I know that stuff like that is fine, but I'm talking about Ghost, Dragon and Dark Type Pokemon. Those are the three most difficult types to train, and it's all too common that an inexperienced trainer fucks up royally with these types and end up dead. Someone mentioned a story in a previous thread about how this Zoroark not only resulted in its trainer's death (they could never figure out if he was driven to suicide or if the Pokemon did him in), but took over his life by disguising itself as him; there's also the countless tales of kids who are left alone with a dragon type, because the parents think the Pokemon can look after the kid, and then the parents come home to find the Pokemon has eaten or killed their child. And let's not even begin to discuss what Ghost types can and will do. Simply put: The only sure thing about my eggs are that unless their species is known for being benevolent and/or loyal, no Dark/Dragon/Ghost Pokemon are available.

>>8295027
I myself have many scars and cuts from my days back in Aqua, when your job is to look after the strongest and most dangerous pokemon team Aqua can get its hands on, you tend to learn fast and heal faster.

The thing with dangerous pokemon is that you get no second chances, if you fuck up you get hurt no questions asked there.

>>8295027
I guess I'm just a bit biased considering i've raised two dragons, a ghost, and that my stater is dark type. But in the end its up to you what you give them. Tell me, do you allow for Dratini, Trapinch, and Golett eggs?

>>8295027
I've yet to raise a dragon type and my only dark type was also half ghost, but I've obtained 3 ghost types and kept 2 of them. Gengar was actually a gift from a friend who just couldn't find time for his Haunter anymore, and I stole Chandelure from some guy when he was still a Litwick. Spiritomb was just too nuts for me to handle after a while, but proper discipline and a lack of fear kept the other 2 from getting too out of hand. Gengar's still not overly fond of me, but I've at least got his respect. Chandelure doesn't seem to mind me at all, but I can't really tell much about what he's thinking.

>>8295072
They, along with the likes of Poochyena, Absol, and a select few others (assuming I can get some of them every now and then) are acceptable since they will not harm the children intentionally. However, Pokemon like Zorua, Litwick, or Deino are completely out of the question.

I was raised in Fortree city. Stayed there till I was 13, then left with the Nuzleaf I had raised since an egg, to challenge the Hoenn league.

It's a nice town, lot of grass and bug type Pokemon, and open space to train in. I kind of miss it now that I'm travelling Unova.

It must be nice being so young, innocent, naive. Sometimes I get so into my work that I forget about whatthe normal world feels like. But it's not something I can turn off. A detective is what I am, not just somethng I do.

I had to stop for some coffee at one of these little cybercafes in... where am I? After a while, these towns start to blur together... Ok, I asked the kid at the register, this is Olivine. Anyway, I'm here while I go over some case notes, and I thought I'd see what the citizens I try to protect are up to.

>>8295161
Currently sprawled on a bed in the comfort and safety of our flat. Someone called in an airlift to take me and Tim back to Olivine, so now I'm just waiting for him to wake up so I can ask just what went on.

-K

>>8295229
Hm? Oh. I was, once again, locked into my work. I've been tracking a man. A monster, actually. He's committed some atrocity in almost every large or decently-sized city in the Kanto and Johto Regions. The things I've seen would give you nightmares so bad, it'd send a hypno to the Pokecenter for a month if it ate them. He mostly goes after young females, but sometimes other victims are found.

>>8295229
Glad to see you're safe.Your Typhlosion was worried sick. Think twice before you head somewhere without Pokemon, okay?

>>8295239
>young females
And speaking of, guess I'd better keep mine close.

They raised me over in Saffron City, and boy was that place a strange bit to grow up in. My parents were so glad when I got accepted to the psychic academy (mostly thanks to the trickery of my little abra), but it was strange going there every day. Eventually I did manifest some weak psychic powers, but I was still the whipping girl in the academy. I finally got fed up with it and requested a transfer over to the academy in Mossdeep, where some actual talent ended up springing up in me. Eventually I went off to collect psychic types from unova to bring back to the gym, and now I've become enthralled in discovering how darmanitan access so much power with their zen form (I wish to be able to enter zen form myself and increase my psychic powers and regain the respect of my original peers).

>>8295247
Yeah. Tortured, mutilated, killed. Cut to pieces, crushed under rocks and sand, psychological trauma coupled with insomnia. Some manage to live, make a decent recovery in the hospitals, save for the burns they claim never stop hurting. And all those are the ones we FIND. Sometimes, it's just a bloody spot in an alleyway. Maybe a finger, or a foot.

I used to wonder what drives him, what his motivation is. I've long since stopped caring. Now I just want him stopped. Put in a room with barred windows and rubber walls, rotting forever. I've even caught up to him a few times. Fought him. Every time he wins, but he lets me live. Says he wants an adversary, an opponent. He thinks it makes the "game more interesting". He's a delusional sociopath, and I don't know how far he wants to take this

>>8295263

Wait, you've battled him? Then you know his composition, his strategies, you even know his pokemon. you should be able to formulate a way to out fight him, or better yet, break his balls before he can release his pokemon.

>>8295266
Yeah, that should be the case. Problem is, his team's ridiculously strong. I've been a trainer for most of my life, and it kills me that I can't take some young sicko who gets his jollies toying with the rest of us like he's the freaking Chessmaster or something.

I don't know how or why they're so powerful, but I've got some out-there theories. One of teh biggest issues with the crime scenes is that we only find the trainers, or parts of them. The pokemon are always missing. Even the empty balls are around, but not the occupants. I can't imagine what he's doing, but part of me never wants to learn the truth.

He has a houndoom and a gengar, and he likes to use them together; terror and confusion, that kind of thing. His all-purpose weapon is a nidoking, one the Viridian Gym Leader himself would covet. His big guns are a gyarados and a tyranitar. If he brings them out, the fight's gone too far, and he's in a hurry to leave. His crown jewel is a scyther. It's got glowing green eyes and a scream that can freeze your blood.

I've come so close, but maybe he was just playing with me the whole time. He may thiink I'm important to whatever horrible plot he's enacting. Backup doesn't work either. He doesn't pull any punches; he'll use all 6 at once if he thinks he has to, and he'll go for the trainers first. I lost two partners that way. I'm not putting anyone else through that again. I'm determined to settle this on my own.

>>8295275

I think it might be best for you to start calling in gym leaders on this. Surge, Sabrina, Koga and Blaine may be your best bets in fighting off this guy. Though honestly, I think this may be worse than that. This might be something supernatural altogether.

>>8295278
Gym leaders. Maybe. I've actually wanted to go to the top, the Elite Four, possibly even the champion. But I don't want to get more people involved until I know why he's so strong, and how he can be beaten. I loathe the idea of dragging this out, giving him more time to kill even MORE innocent people. But the more I fight him, the better my chances are of learning something. Something not readily apparent.

I need a new cup of coffee.

>>8294652
>>8294634
I think I'll just wrap this all up in one post, if you don't mind, Admiral, since this is my chunk of plot

The Wayfarer, his associate, and the Admiral split up and went down the three separate tunnels after the main cavern.

The Wayfarer's associate took a long tunnel until he finally reached a dead end with a grotto filled with garbage. Half of the garbage was rotten and none of it was fresh at all, suggesting that the last people in the cave were hear longer than a week ago. He set up a camera at the entrance to the grotto and called some specialists in Fallarbor to clean up the garbage in a week after the three had left.

The Wayfarer's tunnel was nowhere near as long as his associate's, but he found some computers set up and run down. The consoles were covered ash and rocks that had fallen and crushed the keyboards and some of the monitors during some seismic activity. There was a self contained steam generator hooked up with the magma to heat the water, but the pipes had been broken, so there was no power to the terminals. The Wayfarer set up a camera at the entrance to the cavern, another overlooking the rundown terminals, and a last one overlooking the broken steam generator.

>>8295288 (continued)

The Admiral took the third tunnel which led him further down into the volcano, until he came to a small vertical shaft with a ladder set up. The ladder's rungs were covered with ash that had blown in from the entrance and made its way down the tunnel. Having gone down the ladder, Admiral found a large grotto that may have overlooked part of the main magma chamber. There was also a drill remarkably similar to those used by Magma to carve their base on the south side of the volcano. The drill was incredibly warn down suggesting that it alone had been used to carve the tunnels on the north ridge. Other than the drill and the large pool of magma, there was nothing else of interest in the cavern. Admiral began to go back to the main cavern, setting up a camera focused on the drill, another looking at the magma pit, one right at the base of the ladder, and the last one at the top of the ladder.

The three met back at the main cavern and decided to part ways, the Wayfarer saying he'd check the footage after another week to see if the cavern housed any suspicious activity, or if he sent everyone on a wild goose chase. The three parted their ways and the Wayfarer went around the ridge down the slopes to Lavaridge and housed up in the Pokecenter there.

>>8295287

I would love to help you with this case, but unfortunately I can't really leave the Unova ruins just yet. What I will tell you is that you definitely need power behind you. In fact, your best bet may even be with the dead. I would recommend checking out the Lavender town tower and getting the witches to convince the ghosts for help.

>>8295287
Whoa, that's scary! Makes you wish there was a better screening process for trainers, but there's always gonna be people who slip through the cracks.

Don't go trying to be a hero, alright? If you can get Elites in on this, then get them in! We're talking about a psycho, not some kid in shorts out on Route 10. If he's really the one holding all the cards, why would he just play around until you found out how to corner him?

>>8295295
He probably assumes that he has every move mapped out for months, so I'm no threat, just another piece on the board. That's an oversight I can't afford to waste.
>>8295291
Lavender Town's come up, but I may need to go somewhere else. In my search for a "magic bullet", or something that I can use in stopping this lunatic, a certain location has piqued my interest: Cerulean Cave.

>>8295327

Cerulean cave? I've heard rumors about a powerful pokemon resting in there, I've even felt some of the psychic emmanations from there when I visited cerulean before I left for hoenn. There's definitely something in there, but you're going to have a hard time getting past security for the place. I hear access is limited only to the champion himself.

>>8295336
Lives are at stake. They'll make an exception. Don't know what I'll find in there, but it can't be worse than this guy. And I'm in talks with Silph Co. to give me some "insurance" for my investigation there.

Speaking of which, I've probaly spent too long in this coffee house in... where am I? Oh yeah, Olivine. I got a long way to go. You kids stay safe, and stay out of the big cities. If I can end this, I may make my way back to ths public forum and let you know that the streets are safe again.

>>8294954
>>8294948
I'll keep those in mind. I'd talk more, but I overslept and am running late. Got a job out at the Moo Moo Milk plant that's gonna buy me that Unova ticket.

>>8295349

Don't worry about me, I'll be safe here in the relic castle, though I do hope my compatriots do come in soon so I can close up this conference line. But ti was definitely good talking to you, and hopefully my advice is of enough use to make the poke I've spent keeping the call open worth it.

I had heard there was a board for this, thank god.

I have a problem. My family is strictly non-Pokemon, due to a trauma Father faced in his youth. This means I currently have no form of self-defense against other Pokemon. And a large, brown bug type (I believe it is called Pincher, or something similar?) has begun roaming around the manor, attacking everything in sight. It has already incapacitated the guards we have...
Anyways, what should I do? Is there a way to capture something like this without another Pokemon? Or does anyone have friends or associates (or even is anyone themselves) willing to help a guy out for a few Poke?

Thank you kindly...

>>8295361

Your best bet is to find the local gym leader or pokemon school teacher and tell them there is a feral Pinser running around. Trust me when I say that you don't want to be facing down the head end of a pinser when you are in a dead end.

>>8295366
Eheh, that would normally be the case, yes.

But, according to Father, minors are required to have adult supervision at all times in Johto, and between you and me (and the rest of the thread I suppose), I have heard rumours that Father's work is more than a little suspicious. Which means he has told me not to ever go to authorities with issues while he and Mother are away on business...
If it helps any, my family's manor is just a few miles north of Olivine, on the way to Arborville. It is pretty hard to miss. So, if anyone is around the area and is willing to swing around, without alerting officials, that would be much appreciated.

>>8295374

There is not much advice I can give you about that then. Especially seeing as I'm in a completely different region, your best bet may be to try and crush it with something heavy. a chandelier might work, but I'm afraid there is not much we can do for you without noting the proper authorities.

>>8295374
Tell you what kid, I'm going to help you out. Now, I'm going to send my Flygon over to your place so you can take care of this thing in good time. He answers to "Iskander" and I've told him to listen to you when he gets there. Pretty much all you have to do is tell him to use Dragon Claw and you should be fine.

>>8295403

You have no idea how much I appreciate this. I will be sure to send a decent wad of cash back with Iskander once this is all done.
Is spamming Dragon Claw likely to kill it, though? Because I was actually planning to attempt to capture it- from what I have read up, it is slightly larger than most and would hopefully be a good place to start in getting out of this jail of a house (once I have trained it).
Once again, thank you sir.

>>8295413

Haha, keep your money kid, I'm well of as it is. Only thing I'd really want from you is if you end up catching that thing to treat it with care, alright? (BTW In case spamming D Claw doesn't work just try Earthquake or have him physically barrage the thing. )

>>8295429
Where did you send your Flygon from? It got here damn fast.
Anyway, yes it seems Dragon Claw was a fairly effective method of whittling its health. Or, more accurately, nearly tearing it apart. However, I did manage to catch it in one of Father's hired guard's spare Ultra Ball. After a few tries. Also, it might have given a bit of a scrape to Iskander's tail, I couldn't really tell. I'm no expert on dragons, but it seemed to shy the tail away a bit.

Well, I must sleep, for I have duties in the morning, one of which being training this Pinsir. Hopefully it doesn't try to kill me. Thank you, kind anon, for lending me your Flygon. And is there nothing I can do in return? I do have limited access to Father's money and... sources.

>>8295247
This still is the typhlosion miss. But yeah, he's alright physically, the chansey with the expedition got him fixed up.
Unfortunately, there may be some psychological damage. He's up and about and eating, but he's not said a word since he woke up.

Interestingly, he's holding onto a strange silvery-white feather. I'm surprised I didn't notice it before, it's pretty big. I'm a little hesitant, but it might be a lugia feather. Anyone have an idea what it might mean if it is?

-K

>>8295456
Means he found a feather. They're rare, of course, but I don't think there's any significant meaning behind finding one.

>>8295078
Still no explanation as to why Zoroarks are considered bad news. I met this one kid a while back who had one, the kid was like, 14 and the Zoro was like a mother to him. I swear that it was impossible to go near them without thinking there was a brick wall in front of you, she was so protective of him.
And then, Zora. [/thread] Seriously, like any of Seth's pokemon, even Draugen the Hydreigon-which surprises everyone-is so protective of him and his friends, you wonder how he can actually employ his self defense hand-to-hand.

>>8295525
If it were under normal circumstances I'd agree with you, but this is after he was found, unconcious, a few miles out from the Whirl Islands during a rather nasty storm. Call it my imagination but that seems like more than just coincidence.

>>8295600
I'd say it's a case of cultural stereotypes. A lot of stories use ghost and dark types as antagonists because their general attitude in the wild is typically hostile to those outside of their family group.
When you hear about the "nice ones", it's usually an outcast or one that was raised in a human environment. Any trainer will tell you how much of an effect a pokemon's upbringing will affect it's temperament.

-K

>>8295436

I sent him from Tohjo Falls, though you have to remember that Flygons speed did get them the nickname "Spirit of the Desert" you know. And don't worry about worry Isk, he's fine.

Since your still insisting on payment then could you get me a gallon or two of berry juice? Me and my mons love the stuff, but it's so hard to come by in the other regions so we end up saving it for special occasions. And if it isn't to much trouble then would you mind keeping me updated on your progress as a trainer? I like getting perspective from others on how things are going for them, their pokemon and their travels.

>>8295791
After yesterdays bit of cave delving, it feels oddly nice to be back on the boat. Like its grown on me after these years.

I think this disguise will work for later dates as well, a sea biologist who lives mainly out at sea as to be near his work more seemingly works, in any case.

Morning guys. I hope you slept well. I can not get used to sleeping in a barn, so now I'm riding inside of Tim's basket for Castelia City to buy some stuff. I also brought along Sai the Sableye, Ed the Simisage, Nosfera the Swoobat, Mickey the Azumarill, and Thomas the Lucario. Hopefully, the contractor will be there by the time I return.

So, I've been busy the last few days tracking whatever was near my house eating and mutilating the shit out of the local wildlife. It took a bit and I probably got on the wrong track a few times....studying ranger techniques and actually doing them are different things entirely.

Anyway, much to my surprise it turns out there was a Zweilous in the forest wrecking our shit. The way those two heads fight over food, it's no wonder the bodies were so badly mangled. Thankfully, my Throh has a type advantage, but it still put up a hell of a fight with those Dragon Pulses. Hopefully the trees it blew to splinters weren't home to any other Pokemon. In the end though, I managed to catch it in an ultra ball after Trapinch dug a pit underneath it to block its escape and and Foongus hit it with Spore.

Though, now there's the obvious question of what the hell to do with this thing (there's no way we can afford to feed it), and why there was a Zweilous in a forest home to almost nothing but grass and bug-types. Personally, I'm betting some dumbass trainer released theirs here without thinking.

I've gotten Tim talking. Kind of wish I hadn't.
He's alternating between mad glee at what he's managed to do and barely contained... I don't know, "terror" seems to fit the bill; anyway apparently his escort got pasted by an enraged Lugia after the idiot tried to capture a youngling.
From what I've pieced together Tim was about to stop the guy when he turned into a bloody smear on the cave floor; next thing he knows there's an angry adult tearing into his head to find out why they were there. I don't know how many of you have been attacked by psychics but I can tell you from experience it's... unpleasant, to say the least.
I guess once it'd seen enough to know he wasn't a threat it calmed down; I haven't got the clearest of pictures but it sounds like Tim went into some kind of auto-pilot, asked it some questions related to his studies and the work the expedition was doing.
From there I guess it dumped him out at sea in the path of the rescue team. You know the rest.

To be honest, I'm kind of lost now. He seems to be getting better, should I find Tim a therapist or something? I know a Kadabra but he's in training to be a medic, not a psychotherapist, and I don't want to make things worse by accident.

-K

>>8296426
Well, a trained Ghost type can make one forget anything. You could talk to Morty about it.

>>8296478
I'll consider it. I'm not overly keen about the idea of someone rooting around inside my trainer's head and would prefer it if he could get over this on own terms.

-K

>>8295791
Ah, you make a point. I had read about Flygon's speed, once.
Ah that is good to hear, I wasn't quite sure how to handle something like a Flygon, but he seemed to know what to do pretty much without my help.

Berry Juice? I'm pretty sure we have a large stockpile of the stuff, it is one of the items Father... 'Trades in.' I will send a Fearow with some to the Johto end of the falls (I am lucky the guards are all armed), so you shall indeed get your berry juice. And I will update you at the end of the day after I am done training this thing. Wish me luck!

>>8296597
I wonder how your father will react when he finds out you a Pokemon though....let alone one that broke into his house and roughed up his guards.

I hope training goes well though; Pinsir can be pretty aggressive sometimes. However, they have a major soft spot for tree sap, so they love maple syrup; you could maybe try giving him some and seeing if it makes him warm up to you a bit.

>>8296524
Beeheeyem, when trained properly, are masters of memory manipulation.

Good night guys, after being all the day helping the miners and my mother in Oreburgh, im in the mood to answer some questions. Ask me anything me anything about evolution stones, evolution artifacts, ruins, caves, treasures and landscapes.

By the way, does anyone knows a good place to find Larvitars in Sinnoh? they would be a great help to the miners.

>>8296944
They're just north of oreburgh, aren't they?

I'd like to know how shiny stones and dawn stones work.

>>8297074
In the north of Oreburgh? i'll check it later, maybe the locals will tell me more info.

Shiny stones are a peculiar kind of stones bestowed with light energy. their shines are as beautiful as a star in the night sky. For this reason they are very valuable and searched by collectors.

The shines of the dawn stones are similar to shiny stones, they sparkle like beautiful eyes but they tend to lack of it during the night, unlike its counterpart, the dusk stone,

>>8297131
Do you wish to know more?

>>8296944
Whatever you do when it's a Tyranitar... DO NOT PISS IT OFF! You think a pissed off Garchomp can be bad? Well, a Tyranitar, as Dex will gladly tell you, will FUCK EVERYTHING UP! Seriously, especially in confined spaces! Michael's Tyranitar got pissed off about something a while back, and was rampaging THROUGH HIS HOUSE. Luckily it didn't last long, his Empoleon Ceaser kicked her ass.
And before I make a fool of myself, does the world these threads take place in exist as part of the real world, or not? I mentioned how my OC was born in the USA and moved to Sinnoh, and Nuke a while back mentioned one of his OC's cousins lived in Texas, and nobody got pissy over that.

>>8297159
If they're raised with caring and love, they will be very protective to their trainers. But if i want to find a Larvitar, i'd better avoid any battles with an adult, i dont want to cause any damage to the environment.

I also wanted to place my OC in the real world, but seeing as everyone placed their OCs to the pokemon world, i had to move mine as well.

>>8297196
Be very careful. They are very violent and easily angered creatures. You'd be better off with something not as easily angered.

>>8297159
I've always though of it as the pokemon world.

boomp

>>8297159
Well, of course Texas exists. Lt. Surge is explicitly stated to be American, and the four regions preceding Unova were based on actual locations from Japan.

How do you get gum out of a whimsicott's fluff?

>>8297672
I heard that Peanut Butter can get gum out of a person's hair rather smoothly, so maybe that'll help. Of course, take it with a grain of salt, since I've only heard about it and never actually tried it myself. BTW, how did gum get in your Whimsicott's cotton?

>>8297672
I'd suggest a mild solvent, but typhlosion fur is more, how do I put it, resilient? to these things than I'd imagine a whimiscott's coat to be.
>>8297672's suggestion is probably better if you don't want to royally piss off your whimiscott for ruining her coat more than neccessary.

-K

>>8297719
I was trying to spit it into a trash can, it bounced off the rim and hit whimsicott. I'll give peanut butter a try, will report back.

Just landed in nacrene, I'm thinking of checking out the museum before checking out Jacob's ranch, gotta let my Pokemon stretch!

Well, after a bit of a struggle, I now have a whimsicott with gum in its fluff that's covered in peanut butter.

Any other suggestions?

Just came back from catching some larvitars, well, more like saving. While i was looking for some abandoned nest and lost larvitars, i witnessed one of the most brutal fights ever: a Tyranitar protecting her offspring from a male alpha. The surroundings were all devasteted. Trees crushed, Hyper Beams shooting out in all directions, places where mountains used to stand up were just some boulders now and they were all covered up in bite marks, cuts and blood. I was watching them from the sky with my Staraptor Paco, we almost got hit with a hyperbeam. After a few minutes the area was unrecognizable, and i could see how wounded they were. As a last resort the mother tried to take down the male alpha, only to fail in the attemp and crush her neck with a nasty crunch attack. When he was about to kill the babies, i taked advantage of his state and finished him with a Close Combat while he was distracted.

I tried to save the mother, but her wounds were too severe. I took the larvitars with me and i left them with my mother in Oreburgh, where they will grow properly, away from any dangers.

I think i've had enough excitement for this week, how are you doing guys?

>>8298038
You do know people shave them and sell the will for a living, just cut it out...

Day 1: No signs of anything inside the cave from any camera besides the occasional Spoink or Numel on the outside and Zubat on the inside.

So I went south of the volcano to Lavaridge and took on the gym there. Flannery would have been no match for Lexi, but Shuppet and Duskull were eager to see some action in battle. So while battling Flannery's gym trainers, Shuppet evolved. Duskull is acting very jealous about it. I faced off against Flannery with my newly evolved Banette, but her Torkoal ended up defeating Banette. Lexi was more than happy to take care of Flannery. So here I am, relaxing in the hot spring with Nightshade, Lexi, Banette, and Shuppet with my new Heat Badge.

How was everyone elses day?

Looking to adopt a zorua, what should expect besides him/her trying to climb on top of my head?

A wailmer just fell out of the sky and with an all mighty crash landed in my back garden.

What do I do?

>>8298059
I'm not experienced with that, Whimsy's wouldn't enjoy that, and I don't know who would want a wig covered in gum and peanut butter. But if nothing else works...

>>8298119
They like to make pranks and mischief, they also love to play hide and seek.
>>8298124
Sprinkle him with a hose.

>>8298119
A lot of trouble, unless you're experienced with dark types.

>>8298052
Terrible, I've got no inspiration and have gotten bored to the point of starting fights between random people by having Beheeyem implant temporary artificial memories in their heads. Half of the time it didn't even work and only one person got mad, but that was even more confusing for the other person so I just let it slide.

Hello, i'm living at the moment in Icirrus City, grew up in Blackthorn city though. Had to move out to Unova because Clair was bitching me for having a Hydriegon, and it was WAY MORE cooler than her Dragonite.

The reason why i moved to Icirrus is that in the winter it has snow, and it reminds me of the Ice Path. Also, i like going every Saturday to the Dragonspiral Tower, it's a very relaxing experience. Most of my friends live in Kanto and Johto, but now it's too difficult because it's a really long distance, and i'm poor as fuck. I live near Icirrus Moor, so i can go to both Icirrus City and Opelucid City... I went a week ago to Shopping Mall Nine with a couple of friends, but recently my Golurk has been very worrying, he starts punching at everything he finds. That day he almost destroyed the clothing section, because he was too fat for any of the Pokémon clothes. My parents are divorced, my mother lives in Snowpoint City, and my father in Olivine City.

POST PART 2

The other guys living with me are alright, Conkeldurr and Golurk always get into fights, in which one of them i almost got killed by Conkeldurr's concrete pillars, I had to go to Opelucid city because those pillars raped my ass off. Eelektross is alright, he just swims around the moor and barely bothers anyone, even though he sometimes races with Samurott, but they are friends nonetheless. Archeops and Hydriegon are the BEST friends i've ever seen, they hunt together Magikarps, little Staravias or even Staraptors, once I even saw that they were trying to kill a bunch of Walreins in winter, but some Mamoswines and Pilowsines that were close scared their asses off. Hydriegon always creeps me out, because he's spooky and mysterious, and he's a BAMF.

The other /b/roskis, such as Tangrowth, Electivire, Magmortar, Garchomp, Pidgeot, Gliscor, Porygon Z and Rampardos are in Solaceon's town daycare, as they don't want to see the new /b/ros. Garchomp once got into a fight with Hydreigon, right after Hydriegon had fnished evolving, and Garchomp almost cut one of Hydriegon's heads, but he fought back with a Dragon Pulse that blasted his ass off. After that experience i decided to make them go in separate ways, and sometimes i hang out with them and my friends when i visit Sinnoh or Johto.

TL;DR: Thrown out of my home city, now live near Icirrus Moor, few people to hang out, parents live in faraway places, my old pokemons dislike my newer pokemons.

>>8298141
Sounds fun
>>8298142
This is going to be my first pokemon that I actually own. I did do some babysitting for my neighbors in Johto a few years back, though

>>8298142
Hypno Guy, I have here with me a report that says you're wanted for petty theft. Can you tell me exactly what kind of shenanigans you're getting yourself into?

>>8298202
Let's see, about half of my pokemon are stolen, I've traumatized several plasma grunts, I once set a gym on fire, I've caused all kinds of arguments and violence to random people, I once let Hypno drive a motorcycle(stolen) without a license, I inadvertently caused a brief water shortage to Mauville, I'm known for raiding fridges and leaving without a trace, and I once punched a vending machine until it gave me a soda.

Of course, I've mellowed quite a bit since then.

Well, Whimsy's all fixed up after a little trim. It's a little uneven, but she doesn't seem to mind. I hope it grows back soon, I really liked all that fluff.

Is it a paedo thing to fuck a Gothita or a Gothorita?

Evening all how might all of you be?

I'm heading of to a certain island to see a old friend, seem's i've a chance to see some of the legendary articuno out in the wild and I don't want to miss the chance.

>>8298202
Also sorry about simply vanishing after the tasks were done on Mt.Chimney, I couldn't quite stay long as the folks from Lavaridge may have figured out who I am.

>>8298494
Tell us the truth. You were with a Gardevoir.
I SAW IT!!!! You doing your dirty... oh, my! My eyes still hurt. No donuts for you.

>>8298492
Yes it is
>>8298494
I was on Mt. Coronet trying to find some minerals. I found a Nevermeltice, a Thunderstone and a few Everstones. I'll be off to play some vidya.

>>8298494
I think the wayfarer's out to get me. Other than that, pretty standard.

>>8298494
No, that's no problem at all. I'm relaxing with my Pokemon at the hot springs in Lavaridge. We just thrashed Flannary, and my Shuppet evolved into a Banette. No sign of people in the cavern yet. I'm going to give it a week of private surveillance before I turn the camera monitors over to the Fallarbor police force. Now I'm at a dilemma, when I leave for Rustboro, should I take the long way around through Meteor Falls for sightseeing or go south from here through the Rusturf Tunnel?

>>8298581
Haha wouldn't be the first time someone would be after you.

>>8298589
Take the long way around through meteor falls, perhaps you will see a Bagon if you're lucky.

>>8298187
>>8298142
>>8298119
You fuckers have no faith. My recommendation is adopt a YOUNG one, preferably female. The males tend to be more violent and dangerous in their tricks as they try to establish who's boss, and females, while tricky to deal with, can become best sises, I'm just gonna say bros cause it sounds better. Of course, I'm talking about Zoroarks, I don't know much about Zoruas, other than they like to play tricks. But the younger the one you get, especially of you hatch an egg, the more chances you have to have it like you, and the lower chance of it going apeshit.
Man, that reminds me of Seth's story for how he found Zora. He was just out hunting some Sawsbuck, he came back and there was a Zoroark rooting through his shit. So he said he just went up to her, tapped her on the shoulder, said "I wouldn't do that if I were you." She turned around, and he just slugged her in the face, sent her reeling. So Seth said they got into a little scuffle until he pretty much said "fuck it" and called out Kyra, who managed to beat Zora. Seth, being the overly-kind guy he is, decided to not capture her, and gave her some food when she woke up, with Kyra and Alexis, his Gardevoir nearby, of course. Lex was there so she could tell him what was what and if Zora was an illusion. Zora apologized to Seth and said that a pack of Herdier led by a Stoutland had moved in and pretty much cut off her food supply, and that she was getting hungry. Seth offered her a spot on his team, and now she's fucking awesome and one of his bestest friends. Oh, and she beat a Conkeldurr by herself without taking a hit, she tricked him into smashing one of his pillars which unbalanced him, then when he fell over, she picked up a long piece of concrete and went to town on his head until the trainer called it off. That day was awesome, I was there. She and Kyra got into an argument about honor vs. pragmaticism, though. Still was funny.

And I got an Eevee egg from my cousin for my birthday, complete with all the evolutionary stones and parts of the mossy and frozen rocks so I don't have to travel for forever, I wonder what I should name it, and what I should evolve it into... I'm thinking Espeon or Vaporeon.

Evening, everyone.

Well, I decided to give channeler training a try. ...I felt kind of silly, honestly. Apparently the first step is developing the third eye or something like that. Is this the kind of weird stuff psychics have to go through? I mean, I'm half-sure there isn't even such thing as a third eye.

>>8298610
That sounds like a plan. After I sent that last one, I thought about that. If I would happen to find and catch a Bagon, that would make a great addition to my team. As of now It's not that great: Gengar, Blastoise, Banette, Duskull, Sandslash, and Rapidash.

Guys, some friends in Unova invited me over from Hoenn for something called "Thanksgiving".
Anything I need to know? Also, any good places to train? My Rhydon needs to learn Megahorn.

>>8298663
Give it a shot, I mean how weird can it get right?

>>8298665
Yes a Bagon would be something else, they can be really stubborn though so patience will be the biggest thing.

>>8298666
It's a Unovan holiday. I have cousins in Village Bridge who make a huge deal of it. I hope you're not a vegetarian, I'm pretty sure there's gonna be a roast... Unfezant? I'm not too familiar with Unova's livestock.

I can't help you with training, though. I'm... not really a battler, so I wouldn't know.

>>8298673
Yeah, I guess it can't hurt. Maybe I'd have an easier time with this supernatural stuff if I had a ghost Pokemon? All the Channelers I know have one... but Cubone, Charmeleon, and Galvantula are more than enough for me.

>>8298663
Hey, the world of paranormal Pokemon is weird, it may just need getting used to. By the way, what happened to Agatha? I know she's not in the Elite 4 over in the Tojoh Supercontinent, but I haven't heard word of her since. I really should travel back to Lavender some day.

>>8298673
Well, I'm off back to Fallarbor, but I may need to stock up on some balls. All I have left is one Dusk Ball from Phoebe.

>>8298696
>trying to rename real things
Goddammit, why can't we just act like it's all one world? I mean, Surge is American, and where would things like the M1 Garand come from?
Sorry if I sound a bit pissed, Sera came over a little bit ago because she left her favorite necklace, the one Mike made for her out of her Soul Dew-don't ask how, he just did-and walked in on me having a wank, yeah. I'm a bit ticked that she COULDNT KNOCK ON THE FUCKING DOOR! Christ, I need an actual human girl, my life of a hermit has robbed me of any sex life, and while Karen is flirtatious at times, all that manages to do is give me raging boners.
And no, I'm not going to fuck one of my girls.

>>8298716
Come by Lavender Town sometime! She retired a few years ago, did some travelling, but now she's back home in Lavender. Last I heard, she was planning on writing a book on her years as an Elite, but don't take my word for it.

>>8298730
If I say turkey, then we get the "do animals exist in the Pokemon world" derail. Lesser of two evils.

>>8298716
Good luck then, don't get lost in meteor falls.

>>8298730
Is it flirty or just her being her.

>>8298754
I don't feel like starting a shitstorm.

Now this is strange, from this ridge on Mt. Chimney, the desert to the east looks clear of any sandstorm. I'm going to have to sidetrack myself and check this out.

>>8298770
Not sure if you mean Sera or Karen, I know Sera did it on accident, but there's nothing like a roughly human sized, red and white furred dragon open your door and float into your room while you're having a wank. Karen-and pretty much all Serperior females I've met-are more formal, but still fun. She can be flirtatious at times, but nowhere near Zora. Fuck, the third time we met, she claimed she could beat me in hand-to-hand, and like the idiot I am, I accepted. When she beat me by slamming me into a tree, she didn't let go when I forced her off and pushed her to the ground, oh no, she got me off and won by distracting me by GRINDING HER LEG AGAINST ME. Everyone else was laughing like there was no tomarrow, and we were blushing up a storm.

I am back, on request of Painful Elegy, to update on how my training of Pinsir, whom I did end up calling Pincher (for nostalgia's sake later on). It is all going well, I am mostly in one piece and I have managed to get him under control, and actually listening to me. Albeit if only out of kindness, not respect.

>>8296640
I plan to 'flown the coup' by the time Father returns, I am tired of having to live this life after reading about and seeing the Pokemon of the guards, how much funny and joy they gain out of owning some. I hope to be halfway at least to Kanto by the time my parents return from their trip, so I should be safe for a time.

Yes, I learned both of these facts quite early on. The bottom floor kitchen is now utterly ruined, and we have a large hole in the cupboards where the honey and syrup should be. I did manage to bring Pincher around with some, however, so I guess it is more a boon than anything. He seems quite content now.

All I am asking now is a recommended route out of the Olivine area so as to safely make it to Kanto in ~2 weeks. If anyone could help me with this, I would be much obliged.

>>8298790
But there is always a sandstorm going on in the desert in Hoenn, tell me what you find then.

>>8298793
That does seem quite awkward reminds me of the tenacity that seviper and most snake like pokemon have. They do not like to lose.

>>8298830
Alright... you're confusing me now. Just to make things clear for everyone:
Karen = Serperior
Mira = Froslass
Heather = Garchomp
Sera = Friend's Latias
Karen did walk into me wanking back in college, awkward as fuck.

>>8298830
Okay. This was really just a false alarm. The ridges surrounding the desert were blocking the view of the everlasting sandstorm. However, it is a lot calmer than it normally is.

The Baltoy are acting strange. They're grouping together and forming bizarre patterns in the sand. I feel like a pack of Elgyem and Beheeyem is going to show up. It's just that weird feeling right now.

>>8298859
I'll keep an eye on this and report back on the matter in the morning.

Quick note:
We are over 300 posts, and therefore in auto-sage.

>>8298912
I'll make a new thread then.

New thread
>>8298984