Think of a Pokémon you'd love to have with you here in the real world as your friend/partner/bro for life.Got one? Good. That pokemon is now your dæmon familiar and the physical manifestation of your soul. being more than 10 feet away from your pokemon at any time will be horrifically painful and can easily be fatal. if someone harms or kills your pokemon the same happens to you. also, no pokeballs.
wtf?
I don't have a response.
>>8220394doubles
Jolteon. Perfect.
Seems fitting for Parasect.
>Wailord
Somebody read His Dark Materials seriesAlso, Charmeleon because he's boss. I'm fucked in a rainstorm. And at home because Candle Tail.
>Serperiormfw when everyone wants to know why I'm bringing a big green snake to work
Aaah, His Dark Materials. How I adore thee...Also, Ninetales. Hell yes.
>>8220377>PinecoWell ok then. Where are you going with this? You've set up a premise, but it doesn't seem to be leading anywhere.
Judging from the image I knew op would twist it on me. But I didn't know this much. Kudos to you.
I dont even know if blastoise can fit through doors, its going to be hard if he cant, but going to the beach is going to become a whole hell of alot more fun.
WartortleGonna be a bit annoying but due to size and not very critical direct inconveniences i think i could do fine.Except for thunderstorms and razor leaves
>Swampertimokwiththis
>>8220431at least it would be cool to hang out/cuddle with
Haunter. I'm good. He's a ghost. Can'ttouchthis.
>Forretress/Absol/Tangrowth/JoltikFirst three are easy, but keeping Joltik alive is pretty hard for the shortest Pokemon ever.Also, I have to avoid fire.
Pic related. I'm more than okay with this actually.
Am I fucked?
finally, an excuse to post this
>ChimechoHmm... Okay.Chimecho is cute, adorable, portable, and with the right moveset, formidable as fuck-all. Psychic powers to destroy my enemies? Awesome!Also, very cuddly and soothing. :)
>>8220511>Implying you are gonna stand the pain when he gets attacked
>>8220514>implying I'd be a big enough dick to make my Chimechime fight in the first placeOP clearly got a kick out of reading The Golden Compass.
To be honest...>ExploudMFW:
>>8220539how could you NOT wonder how those two things could mix?
Welp I better start learning to like the the water routes.
>>8220568Who's saying I never have? I'm just a c/lit/ commending a vaporeon for having good taste in books.
>Implying anyone is going to fuck with my ParasI don't deal with fire, so I don't see what I have to fear, unless birds attack it or something.
>>8220377Armaldo.I ain't worried a bit.
>TogepiI am quite okay with this.
>>8220596>>8220596>>8220596you seem to have taken that the wrong wayeverything's coolchill
>>8220611Sorry. I'm a little drunk.Oh well! My second choice woluda been Latias. She's just adorable! And ridable. :)
>typhlosionas long as we avoid the rain we're good
>AggronWE WILL LIVE FOREVER SO LONG AS WE STAY AWAY FROM MARTIAL ARTS MASTERS, CAVES, AND WATER.
>>8220404dubs...? what???as for me i have glaceon, i would need to keep it in a freezer or something...
>>8220777I think that troll or dubs retard wanted to say that the OP got dubs.
>>8220431>mfwhen when
>>8220782oh ok, but i got trips :D
Starmie. I kinda want something with a face though.
I am all that is man!
Metagross.Hard to fit in small places, but super fucking smart and fucking strong. He can float can carry me around with his psychic powers.Not bad.
>>8220377If Pokemon were real they could be trained to deal with their weaknesses like they do in the anime.Like AJ's Sandshrew, it pretty much shrugs off Water attacks because it spends so much time swimming.
i thought of deino...but that's actually creepy. he's gonna watch me bathe.WITHOUT EYES.
>>8220884Haha, oh wow, I thought of Deino too.Deino is my bro4lyf and favorite pokemon.
Houndoom. Pretty fucking sweet.
I always think of Jirachi. Jirachi is my favorite. <3This is fine with me.
Flygon.I'll be riding this guy around. No worries. And who the fuck is going to mess with him? Should be able to fit in most modern buildings too.
>>8220511
TyphlosionI can handle this
>>8220956Not cannon, remember that pokemon are indestructible in the games.
>ChandelureAll of the souls.They are belong to me.
>>8220969Then why is there a Pokémon Tower full of graves?
>>8220956Aw. You made me sad.
someone just read northern lightswell OP, I guess i'm your soul mateor sort of
>>8221013Dunno how pokemon die but in the game you can crunch a psychic type level 1 and it still doesn't die.
>>8221020With a level 100 i mean
My fucking Cuddlebuddy!I still need to read The Golden Compass. I saw the movie, which I liked the story, but it seems like they where going to make another one, but lolnope...
Ralts, Dewott, Prinplup, and LatiasI am ok with any of these. With one of them, I have transportation in a buddy. I wonder where my copies of His Dark Materials are
Quilava
>Dem Tails.>Dat Evolution>Dat Curse ability>Dat 1000 year lifespanI loved this dude since I saw him in Blue version.Bro's for life.
>Arceus>Mfw
>Ninetales>Not a furry>Still pretty cool, flamethrower all day erryday. Looking badass. Getting bitches.On a side note, I'd like to think your daemon would evolve at your lowest point/when you're in danger etc. And an Eevee that could evolve/devolve situationally would be kick-ass.
>mfw ditto
i cant go 10 feet away from a gardevoir? 24/7 fucking
>>8221447>mfw
Yes, this would be cool.
>if someone harms or kills your pokemon the same happens to you>Ghost typeAm I already dead?
...sigh...*fantasizes*
>>8221607>>8221607Im also ok with this.
FK YEAH SEAKING
electivire
Azumarill.I win.
>>8221297>And an Eevee that could evolve/devolve situationally would be kick-ass.and also a digimon>>8221100if you saw the movie and liked it, read the book right the fuck now, dead serious, don't even wait a minute longer
Chandelure forever!
oh exploitable.
>>8221411/thread
Fuck yeah Typhlosion
Yea that's a duck wielding a leek on my back. Got a problem?Plus, I could always eat him as a delicious last meal if I was going to die anyways... not that I would... well I suppose it isn't too Farfetch'd.
>DittoWell, at least now we all know what's a Daemon in their original form.Now all i need is make him transform into a car/plane/helicopter/dragon and i'm all good.
>>8223075
>DittoIt's like having Alucard with the restraint techniques at 0. Just don't throw the cat inside!
>>8223139motherofgod.jpg
>>8223056I am currently downloading the whole series right now.And the movie again.
>>8223274watch the movie first, then jump right into the book, dont even read the dust covers of the second and third books, also online, christian nuts try to spoil the ending in reviews to scare people from reading
>TyranitarI get a feeling nobody will be pulling us apart. I also get a feeling I will be awesome.
Seems about right.
> MetagrossWell fuck. Without a Pokéball it will be awkward both getting around and doing simple stuff. Though, if she has the ability to teleport the both of us to wherever we need to be, it will make it a lot easier. My boss at the supermarket will be wondering why I got a steel quadruped following me around all the time.