Fuck bitches, get glitches

I'm tired and I was going to bed
and then I saw this fun little thread
I'll bump it for now with this lil rhyme
then come back when less sleepy next time
But for now I cant brain, I'm not nearly enough awake
Later I'll rock you like a super effective earthquake.

Hypno, comon', who are we kidding
Your rhymes don't even come close to hitting
I once met a Hypno, so I bit him
Supereffective, K.O., should I swallow or spit him?

>>8083724
*applauds*

Back up when you hear that my solar beam's ready
My rhymes are like my accuracy, always steady
I giga drain foos I snatch your HP
Name somebody more gangsta than me?

thats my attempt lol

I'm a toaster, call me a roaster,
time to roast the hoes, sir
Psychic's are joke, we're
bringing in the gosts, queer.
(I thought there was a toaster form...)

>>8083782
Fuck you image, you be breaking my lines at the wrong times

bump

lets see how this pans out

Hypno you pose no problem to me
I stay awake with my insomnia you see
Flyin' up high, I'll bomb you down below
A few air slashes to stop your flow.

>>8083849
winning!

>>8083849
They call me Mightyena, take a step back, can ya?
It's Intimidating to see me, untouched by your psychic abilities. Look, I've got time for just one more rhyme; Before I Ice Fang your ass back to Route 29.

>>8083851
>>8083851

>>8083851

No one can beat me I am the true word smith.
You shall gaze upon me in legends and that's no myth.
Doesn't matter you're type Mightyena of the night,
my hidden power will take you out of sight.

Yea I look cute but looks are deceiving
My poison will leave you worried and grieving
I Petal Dance around your rhymes and word play
And boost up my moves with a bright Sunny Day

>>8083865
You're kidding me, right? Have you seen your type? I'll kill you in one Crunch, you aren't even fit for a sunday lunch. So what if your hidden power can phase me? If it could kill me, HA, that would amaze me.

>>8083849

Yo the name's Machoke I'm the strongest around.
I'll smack you and your ryhmes onto the ground.
Talk smack to me, I'll suplex your ass.
Make you wish you never jumped outta that tall grass.
There's a type disadvantage between us you see.
And there's a slim chance you could beat me.
I may not beat you but I know someone who can.
Gonna pass the mic to HIT-MON-CHAN.

You know me I'm hitmonchan, the boxing pro
my punches fuse with fire, lightning and snow
think your high flying is gonna win this round
I'll ice your feathered ass onto the ground.
my defence is inpregnable
my attacks are uncounterable
my speed cant be beat
smack you offa yo feet

>>8083886

Hey there handsome, got my heart at ransom,
Don't preach oblivious, I'll have you delirious.
You might got guts and I don't mean to diss,
But I'mma take you down with my lovely kiss.

>>8083904
wow now babe I think it is my duty
to bend you over and spank that booty
your lovely kiss may sweep my offa my feet
but without my piledriver it just ain't complete

I'm famous. Everybody had me on there team.
Because when you're snoozing, I'll eat your dreams
You don't scare me, Jynx. No not at all.
I'll have you kissing my Shadowballs

The name's Gloom
I've entered the room

Petal Dancing here and there
just try to enter my lair
and you'll get knocked out
fair and square

My lazy looks deceive
as I turn on God-mode and use
Razor Leaf
if you don't want to get hurt
you just better leave

I'm a Pineco yo, and you already know
I'm gonna set up entry hazards all up in dat ho
You can't take me on in a Pokemon fight,
Cuz im invincible with Eviolite
And when I get worn down from walling your shit
I just heal and damage you with Pain Split
Cuz I'm a Pineco nigga, don't mess with me
I'm the beat-layin' game-playin' king of /vp/.

The power of many beats the power of one,
just watch as I summon the force of creation.

Arceus is the word and the word is God,
best move out of the way you won't beat me with your squad.

>>8083865
Mightyena, please, time to step aside.
You aint edgy, your asshole is just wide.
Normally I'm not one to spread the hate,
but prepare for a bone, cuz you are furbait.
No wait, you won't get laid.
Foreveralone, is the lone wolf's faith
Put that tail between your legs and exit stage right,
before nothing of you is left, when I show my true might

YA'LL NIGGAS SUCK SO BAD

THE MASTER HAS ENTERED THE ROOM

OK, YO, HERE WE GO

DUGTRIO IS THE NAME
YOU ARE ALL SO LAME
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS
EVEN IF THERE'S RAIN

REPRESENT TYPE GROUND
I MAKE YOU ALL DUMBFOUND
OH YOU WANT SOME MORE?
PREPARE FOR ANOTHER ROUND
NIGGA IM CRAZY AS A HOUND

TRIO TRIO TRIO
THE NAME'S DUGTRIO
I'M MORE WILD THAN THE RIVER GRANDE RIO

>>8083931

Dugtrio nïgger please.

I KO your ass with Bubble
I turn you into a pile of rubble

Kingdra, the King of the sea
I'm much more hardcore
than motherfucking Bruce Lee

I tame Gyarados left and right
as they bow down for my might
you don't stand a chance
if you wanna fight
'cause you won't live
to see the next daylight

GUYS CAN YOU HEAR THAT?

GUYS LISTEN. IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

NOOO.... IT COULDN'T..... NO WAY, THERE IS NOT...

A GOOD THREAD ON /VP/?

The mighty flying lizard
people mistake me for a wizard

can't blame 'em though
as I fly low
there's no Pokemon
that I haven't KOd

Motherfucking FIRE BLAST
you better run fast
before I toast your ass

>>8083948

Now Kindgra, don't be bitter, you deft vagina of the sea.
There's really no debate - you're just inferior to me.

I only battle with my offspring sitting on my fucking chest
Ash Ketchum, take a lesson because I'm the very best.

You think with your dual typing that your the spirit of the age,
I'll snap your fucking head off with a single outrage.

So gather up your moistened chums - get back to licking taint.
But keep a wary eye out bitch - I'm gonna make you faint.

>>8083964

Such language to spout in front of a child
better take 'em to the creche 'cos my attacks ain't mild.
My mind makes me swift with a killer Focus Blast
If you were royalty they'd have to put the flag at half mast.

>>8083964

High Jump Kick
I'll make you dead sick

Normal-type shit
you aren't fit
you are a fat fuck
you couldn't beat me
even with extreme luck
you act like you're tough
because in reality you suck

Food food, I need food!
Rap battle? I'm not in the mood..
You all sound so rude
who started this feud?

Oh it's Hypno,
that stupid fucking ho

Put me to sleep
I might be slow..
you might be fast as a falk..
but I have a surprise for you
It's called Sleep Talk

Guys, there is a difference between rhyming and rapping. The difference is called "flow". Allowe me to demonstrate:

The name's Dragonite
Can't pierce my dragon hide
Quite a dragon, right?
Yes, I'm a dragon knight.
When you face me,
you know it's gonna be a drag on sight

Dear Loyal Subjects,
You rap worse than a tongue-tied Onix.
I would like to let you know
That although I may be Slow
I have a Nasty Plot
To beat this entire lot

I'll make you losers stagger
When I hit ya with my Swagger,
I simply can't be beat
My Psychic will knock you off your feet.

So next time you wanna go
Just call out for Slow
I'll send you bitches running

Sincerely, Your King.

>>8084016
ICE ICE BABY

Holy Jesus, I'm archiving this.

Guys Archive this thread please. /vp/ seriously needs a good thead.

Yo pass me the bong. My name's Dewgong
Icebeam muthafuckin ALL- DAY-LONG
swimmin in the arctic, I'm too cold for the dragons
I'll take them all down in a flash, no braggin

My name backwards is what I shot all over your mom.
After that I followed it up with a Sludge Bomb
My poison will deliver my foes a slow death
My acid will break you down 'til theres nothing left
I'm a big ball of slime and sludge and ooze
I crawl around the ground leaving trails for you. My best friend is Weezing. He's the next of the bunch.
But before I go check out my bad poison touch

Yo they call me Weezy and I'm fresh to death
Did I say fresh to death? I meant death to fresh.
My gasses rot and kill. Stay away from my smoke.
I'll Venoshock your ass until you muthafuckin choke

Master of Bees, you can call me Vespiquen.

I got black and yellow Combees at my disposal. One Attack Order and it's all over.

>>8084038
Does anyone use dewgong?

You don't stand a ghost of a chance
Haunter's gonna scare you out of your pants
With a Lick you'll be so paralyzed
Hypnosis will down you 'fore you've realized
That Dream Eater will get you in your head
And Nightshade to send to to the world of the dead

>>8084120
Let me just get a word in edgeways;
You tell me to attack, your words don't even faze.
You're not my ruler, no way no how.
I'm my own man, my own boss now!
Y'all can say I'm pointless,
Even Evolutionarily useless,
But I screw the Queen e'ryday!
Now to that, what you gonna say?

I'll Bug Bite ya to your momma's house,
An' then I'll just go to ya spouse,
And show her what three men can do!

>>8083849

Noctowl you should know that I slaughter with my words, also:
>implying owls are birds

>>8084138
Step the mofuck back, Its getting Dark in this place
I'll Faint Attack first and then I'll Aerial Ace
I'm a little emo bird but you can't haunt me
After I use Torment, can't use the same move on me

hold hold up a minute let's get things straight
NidoKING here ain't happy bout this shit
because this baller always oozes swag left and right
so much so that meowths get tight
now don't get me wrong on my weakness list
you might think a magnitude is all it takes to beat me
but here's a double kick right on the chin
now can you see me charging a hyper beam
surfing on an element i am weak to
sending thunderbolts to the hippos you love to stick your dicks into
all you can do now is to hate me
as i cause rampage all over your shit

Are you ready for the roughneck bass?

WUBWBUBWUBWUBWUB

WOBBUFFET!

>>8084169
>

>>8083979

You have no idea what you're messing with here boy
I've got a crew of clones that how I roll ya'll
You look someone glued a moustache on a troll doll
I'll be stretching out the rhyme, like dialga stretches time
Dont you try to put your little brian up against this kind of mind
I'm the best, I'm the Snoop Dogg of psychics
I'll make your head pop if you misbehave
Till then I'll be in Cerulean cave, so go ahead and try to hide.

STOP!

DROP!

SHUT EM DOWN!
CUZ I'M DUSCLOPS

OH!
NO!

THATS HOW GHOST POKEMON ROLL!

>>8084213
YES! THIS

>mfw privileged white kids try to 'rap'

>>8084210
How original...But good choice sir, I too enjoyed that Rap.

>>8084262

Yeah sorry about that I taught my Mewtwo thief.

>>8084273
Ok then it is acceptable.

NIGLET NIG!
NIGLET NIG!
NEGRO! NEGRO! NEGRO

>>8084154
What do you think you're doing, son
Sit down, shut up, this can't go on
Listen to some real rhymes, rapped by your mom
You just made the whole family look increadibly dumb
I'm here to set it straight so don't say a word
The rhymes yo mamma's spitting are just absurd

The Nido family is running the game
King and Queen, both in the name
You know you've always liked us,
we like the fame
When the ground is shaking, it's us to blame
Try to touch us, you are all the same
Now it's deadly poison running through your veins
But you don't have to worry, we will come visit your grave
Except we'll piss on it, cuz that is how we behave

>>8084295
do nidoqueens pee sitting down?

>>8084309
They are imaginary characters who's method of peeing was never made up.

BOOM! What was that?
I just entered the room.
Here to help this thread survive,
Something I'm good at; I'm still alive
After all these years, while pussies like Kabuto died
but that was not a problem of mine
A rock hard head so you know I'll be fine
Polishing my rocks, you know you will whine
Head Smashing your life away in no time
In survival, reproduction plays a big part
Trust me, my head is not the only thing that gets rock hard.

So, you think you're the best dude in the graveyard ?
I saw some fags but no one before failed that hard.
Step the fuck back, you cunt, 'cause I'm a Mismagius
Mean Lookin' you so you can't escape like a wuss.

Normal attacks ? Bring them. Fighting moves ? Keep hoping.
Earthquake maybe ? Fuck no, 'cause I'm levitatin' !
I'm just perfect motherfucker, just deal with it
Now have a sit here and I'll shadow ball your shit.

You thought you could hit me with a physical blow ?
But after Will-o-wisp, I really don't think so.
What's that ? Faster than me ? Well, just wait you dumbass,
'cause after Thunder Wave, you're as useless as Feebas.

I told you, cunt. I'm a ghost, I'm already dead.
I crossed the Styx just for you, put that in your head.
You can't destroy my rhymes, I'm fucking immortal !
It's time for you to join me, eat that Shadow Ball !

You don't wanna speak my name
Mess around get that ass blown away
Blaaah!
Fool gone away
I didn't even like your tail anyway
Missy got somethin' to say
I ride down the block in an escalade
Bling bling all in your face
I think you might need to put on your shades
Blaaah!
I know you feel me though
You hatin' on me, but you hear me though
Twenty inch rims sittin' crazy low
AAAAHHHHHHH! I'm a crazy ho
I'm a keep the party live
Me and Timbaland gonna flip it tonight
Keep yo hands in the sky
Wave 'em round like your crazy high

Y'all better step back
'cos I'm a Garchomp
Ready to beat you, EQ, stomp
yo shit down. Packing ice?
Well Imma slice you down to size
You better have sharp eyes
When I'm rocking sand
'cos I got the upper hand

Swords dance!
Choice bands
Ain't got shit on me
Get ready for three
turns of pain, outrage
power you can't gauge

Uber or OU
Left, right and centre I slew
Pokes of all, type, size and creed
I'm the only one you need

Bumping this back where it belongs!

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

(Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all - Pokémon!)

probly the best thread i've ever seen on /vp/

you tryin to pounce, while i'm smokin an ounce
can't step to me, nigga, i got magic bounce
glocks and stealth rocks, they suck mad cocks
while i'm killin your ass with my calm mind psyshocks
an if you land a hit, bitch, you'll see that i'm fast
I get my homies on your ass with a fuckin baton Pass
spent too much time in correctional facilities
now I'm killin mothafuckers with my dream world abilities
the shit is on, till the break of dawn
when you step to a mothafuckin Espeon

>>8084677
BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW.

Feel that burn in your veins? Well it ain't fire.
My venom sears you with hatred and ire.
Toxic will be the death knell for you, bitch,
Acid Spray wearing your skin thin and switch
To Venoshock, son, and your ass is done.
Steppin' up with Garchump, and you think you're fine?
Got a balloon, bitch, now let's hear you whine.
When you end up suckered into wasting a quake,
One Foul Play will leave nothing in my wake.

>>8084783

>>8084852
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhTiJEYqqY8

Another bump for this thread,
Don't let it remain dead.

Bump of epic thread

oh please you guys, dont you understand
Typhlosion here is the very most grand
I have my sunny day to take hits from water
and to turn my flamethrower quite a bit hotter
i'm a hot shot that can take a lot and find your weak spot, shoot you down with one shot.

Bumpin' an awesome thread!

Kinda take a seat while I move to the deck,
The name's Harmonia bitches, let me put you in check.
I'm the seventh sage of the land, no lie
Gonna make y'all rage, look pathetic and cry.

I heard some of you say I'm paralyzed on one side,
Well whoever told you thatwas kidding and lied,
I use ambidexterity to battle and fight,
I can cut of your left side and leave you all right!

By day I'm a mentor, a villain at nights
Surrounded by some ginger hypocritical knights
I fucked up my own son to further my goal
Won't stop til the whole world is under control.

I sprung on the League with the speed of Flygon,
Fucking you up with a damn Hydreigon!
There ain't no punk trainer my dragon can't fix,
you wish you was one so you could suck on three dicks.

Alright motherfucker, bustin' in WITH SPIRIT
What's that sound, bitches you hearin it'?
Good, that's the sound of a death worse than mine
Where a giant drill takes you off Cloud Nine
So, motherfuckers best be preparin' your body
Gurren Lagann's gonna prove your guard is shoddy
Pokemon, with typings and shit?
Wait'll you get a taste of Simon's drill bit!
Now mighty Kamina must be on his way
Yoko's titties be bouncy today!

Holy shit, I'm white.

I'm surprised no one has done this bad-ass motherfucker right here!

>>8085603
>I'm surprised no one has done this bad-ass motherfucker right here!
>implying that dude doesnt get tons of ass
YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!

All of need to go back to your balls
When it comes to raps, I rule them all!
No, it's not because I'm God
No, or not because I made you
It's simply the fact then Judgement's gonna rape you!
With a BST of seven hundred twenty, do you really believe you can face me?
Now please, step forth, my stubborn challengers
This was a lesson from daddy, before you he burns.

Bumping

>'Sup bitches, the name's Whimsicott
>I'm fuckin' adorable, and yet smokin' hot
>I'll show you fuckers that this windveiled Prankster
>Can drop a big ol' rhyme like a true gangsta
>Think you can touch me? I got Cotton Guard!
>Then I'll Leech Seed ya to suck you off hard
>Don't try to hide from me behind that Light Screen
>Cuz I'm a motherfuckin' Infiltrator machine!
>I'll slip right through that little sheet of glass
>And slip myself between the crack of your ass!

Don't you fuck up on me
You know S-T-A-B?
I'll Aura Sphere your shit
And make you my little bitch

I'm the water ground king
just check out my bling
Waterfalls all around
now listen to the sound
of my earthquake killin'
my trouser snake chillin'
I'm Swampert motherfucker
so get the room fillin'

Whitey McWhite.

>>8083922
Well I guess I'm the only one
To challenge Emo Pineco
Unfortunately for him,
That Pokemon is quite slow
And even if that motherfucker
Could beat Hypno
It doesn't stand a chance against
A mon called "Typhlo"
The ending of the name
Doesn't make a difference
A solid Flamethrower will go
And fuck your defense
Now remember, this guys missing
The S-I-O and N
That's because he'll change it to a huge Erup-tion
So come at him bro and use your Pain Split
Might as well work his Salac Berry so
He can better fuck you shit.

Word.

I see this slipped to page 1.
COME ON, YOU CREATIVE FUCKERS, UNLEASH YOUR INNER RAPPER
USE YOUR DRILL AND BUST THROUGH THE HEAVENS

CHECK IT.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vyaPu9ycmIUe7eo0X

>>8086131

>>8085909
You wanna start? Fine, I've got a second for a hater,
Motherfucker step off, or dodge my damn Gator,
Your cute little flame is neat, maybe even bright,
But I doubt it'll go well when I douse it in the fight.
You think you stand a chance well get ready to be lunch,
All it takes is a single little Crunch,
Or maybe you need to feel a Hydro Pump?
Get that shit outta here, and get back to the Dump.

Someone. Either screencap or request archive. Now.

>>8086316
But the best one was sing, not written, how do we do that one?

>>8086280
Well apparently it's just you and me
It's getting serious
Maybe even more than
Your faggot gator's period!
But if you don't mind
I'll tell you a story
It's gonna troll you harder
Than a kid named Corey
That's in the house, bro
And I'm bringing it down
An arsenal of Fire types is gonna make you frown
See there's a move out there called THUNDERPUNCH
And with that I must say
FUCK YOUR CRUNCH
Even Charizard, with a weakness to rocks
With that move can make you
Choke on cocks!
Your lizard, anything can beat
Now, get the fuck outta my kitchen
If you can't take the heat.

Fire Types, reppin'.

I'll confound and Confuse
With the tactics that I use
I'll be your worst nightmare
Aint no way that I lose.

Type advantage is always mine
when you see me the first time
When you face me your heart is racing
because you know you're in a bind

My moveset don't make sense
and the first moves are so tense
Swap out all the mons you want
You still can't recompense

My mischeif is a major lark
My red eyes watching in the dark
you're stupid, used, and fooled
'cuz I'm a fucking Zoroark.

Oh, guess who entered the room, and is gonna give you hell.
After this sweet-ass burnin', you'll wanna hide in a shell.
I'd offer you my mushroom, but I'll be needin' it fo' tonight.
When you momma' gon' be fukin' her favourite bug type.
I can see you're still standin', but you can't take much more.
Bitch, you'll soon be sleep talkin' when I hit you with spore.
Then the only type of layin' you'll be doin' is snoozin'.
Oh shit! Hear that? It's the sound of you losin'.

It appears we need another bump
Well I suppose another rhyme out, I could pump
This isn't Yoda tier shit, we're not that freaky
In fact if anything we're a lot more sneaky
The way words are weaved together in a web
Reminds one of a round of good head
So get the fuck in here, mentlegen and dalies
'Cuz up in this bitch, we unleashing Hades.

>>8086336
Alright, lets do this.

Think i'm gonna drop like a Geodude in Water?
Fuckers like you go with the rest of the fodder.
My secondary comes up, the King of the Sneasels,
Whips around and cuts up your flamin Weasel.
Best get back where you belong, on fire island,
Call this Contra motherfucker,
I got the highland.
I could just go on and on bout how you SUCK.
But little bitches like you don't even deserve a single fuck.
Silver, AWOL, Over and Out
Now crawl back in your mothers house and get ready to pout.

Yo, representing the D to the ark, this yo boy, the shifty sleek fox Zoroark.

I move as fast the wind, going up on my foes and downing them with a strike, I go all out, even to the ones I like.

I'm scrappy, always fighting going for blood,
Leaving fools battered, bruised, layin' in the mud,
Some people sayin', "Man, that's dirty. You playin' foul."

Damn right, it's all about the present, not the past but now,

Niggas laying down, reminisin' of when they were kids, With a Gameboy, literally sleepin' in pits,

Catchin' us with balls, leanin' on the walls,
In the heat of the moment, handheld slips outta ya hands and falls,

Now ya mad, 'cause you ain't you got the green to replace, What ya brother owned, you can't even go face to face.You try to explain, but you suffer from pain, Emotional, physical, feelin' disdaint.

Grow up to twenty, saying "Pokemon is gay!",
Nigga, bite ya tounge, watch what ya say.
I'll explain it ya, smooth without a pout,
This is all the shit that you missed out.

>>8086474
Alright, that's the way you wanna play?
Well then check my trip, now my NAME is in the fray
Motherfucker, who cares about your sneasel
Insulting Typlosion?
HA, you have a weasel
And as far as Fire Island goes
Why aren't you there firecrotch?
Abandoned by Babos?
Once upon a time
He told me he was your bubba
And you insult ME?
HA, at least I've got a motha.
Now if you don't mind
For the start of round 3
I'll start putting away my Pokeballs,
'CAUSE BITCH, I OWNED YE!

>>8086500
Back in Gen I, we had some complications,
Psychics punkin' everyone, literally on probation,
But then came Gen II, makin' their lives unruly,
Ghosts, Steels and yours truly.

Added genders for those who weren't part of the 'Rans, this feature was one of many that pleased the fans. Held items, used to turn the tide, Dragons got a boost, gained a stride while they bide.

Berries made it here, but useful half the time,
Now they blew up, enjoyin' their prime, only cost a dime. Day and night, we all loved its might, Went AWOL in Gen III, caused a fright.

Speaking of which, mad love to my 'mons in Ho-Ho-Hoenn,You held your own when the fad was go-go-goin'. Showed some spunk, designs got a lotta crunk, funk!

Yeah, I like Hoenn, gotta Isshu?
That's right, Isshu, Sinnoh, to ya'll the big N-O,
Unova it is, we taking over, we got yo OG's by the balls, all up over.

Mewtwo, you ain't shit, from me, you can't even take a hit. Snorlax, you only survivin' two turns, MAX! And I dunno why this didn't get in the red,
faggot ass Magmar with the asshead, Jynx Stinx, I ain't even gotta emphasize.

Hell, for all you OG's, I only sympathize.

>>8086474
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Silver please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Silver please stand up?
Now I hope Mr. Kiru we won't have a problem here...

What's that? You think you got noise?
Naw, you're just one of them fan boys.
Sneasel? Fuck that junk, we got Weavile reppin,
Punchin' and Slashin' and Thievin', oh heaven.
My history's a mystery to you I presume
So don't act like you know or you're off to your room.
I know what I am and I know what I'm gonna be.
So don't you step on my turf, got me g?
Don't fight my fights, Gold is all mine
and trust me, he sure's no word gold mine.
I appreciate that you are a fan of me
so how about an autograph and a cookie?
It's all you get, you can't stand reality.
Because nigga I'm me and to me you're nobody.

Cuz I'm the real Silver, yes I'm the real Silver
And all you other Silvers are just imitating
So won't the real Silver please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

>>8086675
Thought you might drop it, seems you can't let it go,
So i'm about to switch this up and change my flow,
Go into a series of rhythm and class,
Get my Gengar to dust your ass,
My father is the king of the fucking Mob,
Does the best at his fucking job,
What about your daddy, left you alone,
Making your momma all frisky, ready for my CuBone.
I took my partner by force, freed his ass,
But you got yours because you HAD TO ASK.
I simply don't see why you try to keep this up,
Shits more retarded than a normal Psyduck,
Just so you know, I don't give a fuck,
I've run your ass over like Mew's fucking truck.
My team backs me up, isn't a big deal,
I just depend on Crobats Squeal,
Alakazam makes your team look Medival,
And Gengar just looks real evil,
Mangeton is real cold steel,
And when Feraligators out it just seals the deal.
So it's best to back up and get the fuck out my way,
Just surrender Momma's boy, I ain't got all day.

sage

sage....

sageeeeee

>>8086824
>>8086840

>>8086870
sage

>>8086875
umad about somethin bra?

>>8086907
sage

>>8086925
bravo, faggot

B-B-BUSTIN MAD RHYMES, ITS THE MISTER MI-MIME
SHEILDIN MOTHAFUCKAS OFF WITH MY REFLECT ALL DA TIME
IM A MUTHAFUCKIN PIMP, ILL DOUBLE BITCH SLAP YOUR SHIT
AND ASH KETCHUM'S MOM? I MADE HER MY BITCH
I WEAR GLOVES SO I DONT LEAVE PRINTS BEHIND
AND BUST OUT THE PSYCHIC IF YOU GET OUTTA LINE

Ok, I think everyone should just sit the fuck down
'Cos the way you're all spittin, I see nothin' but clowns
Sableye's takin' the stage, nothing else can compare
I don't even have a weakness, I'm so great it's not fair
Shadow Ballin' every one of you, you're all flinchin' with fear
If I were you, I'd take my advice, and get the fuck outta here.

>>8086785
>>8086822
Good thing for you two
Therer's nuff of me to go around
You're both my bitches
So no need to frown
I'll pimpslap your shit
But enjoy the wait
Gotta do you mother's first
Up at the Pearly Gates
What's dat?
You miss your mudda?
Well fuck you.
She's dead and you team's death fodder.
Now if you don't mind me
I'm heading to League
And even right now
At your PEAK
Well, emo cunts
You're still worse than Uncle Steve.

Word. Now Stop sucking dick and get the fuck out of my kitchen.

>>8087112
That was just...bad.

>>8087130
Yes. Yes it was.
I give myself a 1/10.

WE NEED TO CHOOSE A WINNER!!!

Step aside, lady coming to the mic...
>Myyyyyy name is Gardevoir, I'm the best one there is
>With a shake of my hips, fill your pants full of jizz.
>You are all so weak, it's not even a fight,
>I'll blast you with my brain, put you out like a light.
>Contests, battles, dances and shows,
>I'll put you all to shame, make you all my hos.
>This mic's gettin hot, but there's no time to stop,
>I'll hit you with a psychic and make ya heart stop.
>I look kinda girly, and oh so cute
>But don't think for one second that I just won't shoot.
>When I'm done with you, you weak Pokeboy,
>I'll move to my next unlucky lil toy.

>>8087146
We were all bad.
Could we call it a tie on all fronts? I know I'm all out of black at this point.

>>8087112
>So no need to frown
>Uncle Steve

Well really now, I thought I had some competition in this thread
Hit the bricks pal, 'cos you're done, dusted, and most of all, you're dead.

>>8087175
LEWL, I rhymed stop with stop.

>>8087175
Well here's a story about a bro from Gen 5
We call him Krookodile and he makes parties more alive
A really chill thing about this rep' is his typing
I mean man, he's a Dark type so FUCK YOUR PSYCHIC
Especially in your case, no one knows your gender
Gallade, on the other hand, he's a game ender
Now get the fuck out of here you peppermint trap
Even furfags only want you here for Pokemon Snap.

>>8087180
Well if you want to take the fight to me, now that's much better
Hell, SIlver get in here, we can have a double header
Sableye's full of himself for lack of weaknesses
Doesn't realize heavy hitters smash him to pieces.
Got gemstones for eyes, but that shit gets old
Even if you glitter, you don't stack up to GOLD.

I CAME BACK TO /vp/ AND THIS WAS THE FIRST THREAD I SAW

EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS AMAZING SUDDENLY

OH GOD I'M CUMMING SO MUCH

Hold up! OG up in this bitch! I know you hatas been waitin for this one!
Uh! Check it! Yo!

My abs? ROCK HARD! My Pokemon? ROCK HARD!
My dick? ROCK HARD! Who the fuck you think you are?!
Pokemon breeda! Gym leada! Bitch I see ya!
My Kabutops chase after ya like it was in heata!
My Onyx, is just about as big as my cock
Ask Jenny and Joy and all the other hoes that flock
I fucked Misty! I fucked Dawn! And I fucked May!
Fuck pussyass Ash. That nigga's straight gay!
I make the ladies screech my name just like my Zubat
Everybody in Pewter know my rhymes are so phat!
Bitch!

fire water flying dirt
fucking magnets, how do they work?

my body's so hard dynamite can't scratch me
my earthquake's so strong I'll crush your whole army
impervious to electric so don't even try
I'm surely not a pokemon you want to defy
my rollout destroyed your home, oh no look at you cry
gonna selfdestruct now, get ready, your end is nigh

>>8087310
Alright now, Brock
You're a pretty cool guy
But every little rookie
Knows your strength is a lie
From Newbark to Pallet
Kids choose Grass or Water
That makes your whole team e-x-p fodder.
Even those who pick a bitchin' fire type
Know that with a Butterfree
They'll show your team the light.

>>8087249
You think your precious metal keeps you safe from what I'm bringin'?
Gold's a dime a dozen now, my keen eyes see what you've been missing.
I'm the greatest thing to ever strut the style of Dark and Ghost
You're a heavy hitter? Please, I've seen your weakass rhymes myself, don't even try to boast
Astonishin' you, don't even need Mean Look to make you hit the floor
Can't blame you though, No one stands up to me. You wanna dance some more?

sup my niggas
am i late its slowpoke
I got made steez
do you wanna toke
naw nigga please
i brought my own

all my bitches love me
cause i get mad tail
only 50,000 P
like its fucking on sale

this just in
its a fucking news flash
tupac got hit
he got a cap in his ash

swag

Fuck you guys , you know i cant rap for shit

This thread gave me a raging erection.

>>8087400
The only time I stop my dance
Is when six stages up
That's right, you say I'm not a hitter?
I'll beat you like a Lillipup.
Go back to Hoenn, you no-eyed freak
Every one has a weakness!
Your excuse is fucking weak.
You can't run from Gold!
Gems stay down in the ground
If you'd like to say I lie 'bout being bold
I'd like to see you snatch my crown.
Now if you don't quit dodging like a nigger
I'll show you a real punch!
Just call me Simon the Digger.

>>8087532
*scrawny nigger
Sounds bad without it.

The original Legendary Pokemon is here to put you niggas in yo place.

Arcanine here to burn yo ass.
You be needin a Rawst Berry after my Fire Blast.
ExtremeSpeed makin me go so fast.
Or usin Morning Sun so that I can last.

Waters are no match for my Thunder Fang.
Iron Head for Rocks, it hits with a "CLANG!"
You scared of my rhymes? More like my Roar.
Just battle with me; I'll show you more.

>>8087532
Ok now Simon, I'm gonna break this down for you, real slow.
Your rhymes are trash, you got no game, and you're to blame. Y'know?
I'm the real gem here, I glow so much you're blinded by how tough I am.
Stayin' in the ground? Don't think so, now I'm flyin', just because I can.
I'm the best there ever was in any region, on land and sky and sea.
Don't need eyes to see the winner of this battle now. You got me, G?

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/vp

Upvote this shit.

I live in volcanoes with all these toxic fumes
and I'll melt your stupid face off with my lava plumes
bug, steel, fire, grass, and ice
1/2 damage? HAH, that felt nice
so all the ladies in the room better show them boobies
or else I'm gonna give you a taste of these 2,000 degrees

>>8087672
The only thing blinding here's the reflection off of me
But you wouldn't get that, you're just Stevie Wonders: Gen 3
Now quit flying faggot, you look more like a fairy
And that's not even counting your attempts at being scary

Now that that's all been said and like a proper ghost, you're dead
I think it's time to end this, which means you give Silver head
I's okay, Sableye, you've got nothing to fear,
For the most part, we're pretty tolerant here.
Now get the fuck on your knees like any proper bitch
When you're done remember this: bitches make a sandwich
So once you're done with cockmeat,
Get into the kitchen where you belong and prepare us all a feast.


...Wow. I suck worse than usual today. It was still fun. Gotta do this shit some other time. Night, /vp/.

>>8087797
Yeah, I got stuff to do too. Night all, fun thread.

(*woka-woka* Aww, yeah~)
Bitches don't know abou' mah rappin' skills
Once you hear me sing, you'll be runnin' for the hills
I will tell you once, I will tell you twice-
You betta listen carefully tuh mah good advice
I will keep the beat
When you lose yourself
You'll be puttin' yo mike back on the shelf
Ya betta run, boy, 'cause here we go
I'm a siren, babe, it's on with the show
So!
It's Sharpie time!
If ya can't tune in-
Hatas gonna hate a bout of mah singin'!

>>8087755
I feel you Lil Bro but its my time to go
And spit my fire on this Pokemon Flow
Muthafuckin cannons on my muthafuckin hands
I Fire Blast niggas from USA to Japan
Burnin bridges left and right my flow is so tight
You dont wanna go toe to toe in my fire fight

Got a big nose and i still get hoes
Hypnotizing bitches from Japan to Mexico
I carry round a pendulum and a chrome .45
Lookin for more hatas that i have to hypnotize

You're about to witness me be
Absolutely flawless
The best kind I'm bein' honest!
I'm the hardest, the most purest and known artist
Oh, and F Y I, I'VE BEEN TAKIN' BALLET FO' SIX YEARS REGARDLESS!
So lemme tell ya somethin' fresh dawg what I'm gonna do
Imma tell ya somethin' that's a hundred per cent true
You're not the king of Wi-Fi
No sorry, not you
It's your fucked up move pool that's fightin' fo you
What're those moves even doin' there anyway?
Everyone agrees dude
SANDSTORM'S PRETTY GAY!!!

>>8089172
Look no farther cuz Imma right here,
Tellin' you straight you can't hold your ears-
One note of my song you won't last for long,
Hope you got Insomnia,
Lullabies you'll fear

I'll rollout your shit when ya hear me sing
You'll be fainted by the time ya use awake-ning
From Dreamland to blackout it's a ver-ti-go
It's Jigglypuff time, take that you ho!

Da name is Amoonguss, Sporin' people and shit
If I had dat Leech Seed I'd surely be a hit
Dat bitch shroom Breloom can go be OU
I'mma chill down here, taking hits for you
Cause I got the HP of a Chansey but I ain't no bitch
Taking Fighting hits erryday, they don't even itch.
Y'all niggas can hate me for my design.
but watch out, I'm not even in my prime.

Here I am
I'm back again
Those Gen 3 remakes
Are startlin'

Almost ev'ry one
We ain't close to done
Gonna Sky Uppercut
Yo ass around son!

And even if you don't
choose me at first
you'll see all game that
you chose the worst

That Treecko bitch's got nothin' on me
Gonna make his ass a fuckin' smolderin' heap

And don't get me started on you know who
that muther fucker's story just ain't that cool
He got his ass raped by a fuckin' tard
"Do you leik me?"
Yeah, just as MUCH AS CHARIZARD

And speakin' of that gen 1 winged bitch,
The way I'll kick his ass, it'll make people ship
about his disgrace
his chase
from my fire rage
Blaziken's back, mother fucker
IN THE 3D STAGE!!!

archive requested. glad to see this thread is still alive like 10 hours later

>>8089358
Just wait until it gets Regenerate.
Ooooooh baby.

Oooh, I hate my job.
I left my girlfriend.
I told my boss I'm not gonna' take it, anymore.

I grabbed my rod,
I took my dog,
and drove mah truck to go fishin', by tha shore.

I may not be tha best battler.
I may not be tha best in them contests.
and ah may not be that please'n to that eye.

But, I'll tell you wat:

Thank God Ah'm country.
Thank God Ah'm free.
Thank God I ain't got no Team Galactic after me.

Cause I'm just Bidoof.
An' that's just me.

I can climb a rock
I can climb a waterfall
an' I can cut a tree.

I ain't no HM Slave no more.
I'm just Bidoof.
An' Thank God I'm Free!

Ima little catfish. Swimmin' in a pond. I'll get on outta here. if I had a magic wand. Touch it to my head. Then I'll disappear head on up to /vp/ and I'll drink some beer. Hop up in my jeep. Take it to the store. say 'hey man you got some beer, cuz I need some more.' But I'm just a little catfish. Swimmin' in the muck. Sometimes I gets hungry so I eats me a duck.

>>8089568
I should have used whishcash instead. I feel stuipd

>>8089533
that was beautiful. never been so proud to be an american

>>8089315
You know something, Meloetta? I don't think you know who you're dealing with. Well, allow me to fill you in.
I'm the mothaflippin' king of Wi-Fi
My hair's fab and my pants are really tight,
and I'm sexy (I'm sexy)
If you choose to defend I'm gonna Leer to condescend
Cuz my groovy attack'll drive you straight round the bend
I got an Arceus I won from Battle Tower, don't believe me?
Listen carefully to this ditty, and by the by, your dancing's shitty
And so's your fashion sense
Watch what happens when I take on

Strap down your shit here comes Volcarona
With his Hurricane blast he'll blow on your bona
Then his Heat Wave will make it hot like a sauna
As his embers burns down all the flora and fauna

>>8087146
The guy that actually recorded his.
>>8086131

ATTENTION PLEASE
ATTENTION PLEASE
DIS NIGGAS OUTTA DAYCARE
NOW IMMA BRING Y'ALL TO YOUR KNEES

IMMA PIMPIN PURPLE PLAYA
WITH A MIGHTY-MORPHIN' COCK
GETTIN E'RY TYPE O PUSSY
DRAGON PSYCHIC DARK OR ROCK

PUMPIN POKE-EGGS ALL DAY
WHILE YOU FIGHT FOR KIDS LIKE BITCHES
BUT WHEN YOU SEE MA NAUGHTY LOPUNNY
WE'LL SEE WHO GOT THE RICHES

TRANSFORM THE STYLES
FUCK FOR MILES
DOPPEL' YOUR SHIT WITH MA PLAIN BLANK SMILE

WHY BE CHASTE?
LIKE MA TASTE?
IT AIN'T JUST POKEMON I CAN COPY AND PASTE

HATIN ON ME HATER
I'M DITTO THE PROCREATOR
I WAS PROLLY YOUR MOM, SO SAY HI TO DAD FO LATER

DITTO OUT

>>8089655
All right It's time to spin some rhymes!

Alright Fro-man, check it out, Meloetta from the Nat. Dex
Sad to say it dawg, but your hair plain sucks ass!
So listen up, here it is, the awesome challenge I suggest
Whoever plays the best round out of you and me will be the best
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
King of the Pokemon games
My songs have got ya beat but homie don't be lame!
This is serious! You gotta do it! Your afro says you have to
If you have-a-bad connection, by default that means I beat you!
Fro-dude, I hope you're ready, cuz this ain't gonna be Sturdy
And you might think it's a bit unnecessary
But that's tough, suck it up cuz it's something Boogie already drew
It's me destroying you like I did to your Pokes in Blue!!

YO LISTEN UP BITCH BATMAN IN THE HOUSE, AIN'T GOT NO FANCY POWERS NEED NO SHIT ELECTRIC MOUSE.

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT, RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
>1 outta 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFLTpr-IwqM

Looks like it's time to drop the hammer, ya dig?

Piplup in the house making his rise,
they didn't expect this nut to bust,
but I came by surprise.

I'm here to stay, do what I do,
the flood gates about to open,
better hope you fuckin' get through.

Using Surf like it's goin' outta style,
these bitchass starters ain't got nothing,
knock them cold out with a smile.

Other starters don't even have a hope,
these niggas can come at me everyday,
fight me in jail, just don't drop the soap.

Getting the girls and getting the dough,
Chimchar, Turtwig follow my advice,
try to be like me, now time for me to go.

>>8090016

Holy crap, I can't believe this thread's still here.

Lemme heat things up again

Gengar is the name, you have nothing inside but fear
When I pull out my shadows, screaming is all I can hear
You're little pokésquad can't withstand the kind of pain I deal
When I start flippin shadowballs you'll only be able to squeal

I'll spread the guts all on the floor, you just don't stand a chance
This mighty ghost is on the loose and and is worth a glance
But that's the last thing you see when you turn your eyes on me
Cause I'll be dropping the last shade of darkness upon your little cree.

What it do, motherfuckers? Beware, beware!
Best be makin' me some room for a Growth'd Seed Flare~!

Frustration, Return, Facade, and Double Team!
Ya shit, ya trash. Cunt, you anything but mean~!

Give it all you got, bring all ya friends in too!
What's the difference? In the end I'll be Shaymin' you~!

>>8090317
wins thread

>>8090333
>>8090317
Behold the power of samefag

EY YALL IT'S TIME TO SIT DOWN AND LISTEN UP
BECAUSE I JUST GOT WORD THAT
THE BOMB
ARRIVED IN DA HOUSE
IN DA MUTHAFUCKING HOUSE

That's right, I aint kidding around
Left, right, I am spinning around
Faster than all of them hounds
Master of all them airbounds
You know you scared when it's red, white and round
You've never seen such fast motion
Rolling big, only drink all the best potion
I'll kill anything in the blue, vast ocean
When you think it is over, I'll drop an explosion
They all get scared and run to their mom
That's why they call me tha muthafucking BOMB

>>8090392
And suddenly your Trainer presses Selfdestruct
Cos your a even more worthless than a Metapod

>>8090418
Your trash talk really has no value at all unless it's a rap.