I knew you loved me best, master.

I didn't have to bend your will or anything.

BUT I LOVE YOU MASTER

FUCK YOU WHORE BECAUSE OF YOU NOT SHOWING UP MY WHOLE TEAM IS DEAD

Can't I have both?

Do i wanna know...

>>7721727
No.

It's me or that slut.

Gardevoir, Lopunny not a slut or a whore. But i choose you

Gardevoir is a bit less furry-y. Not judging, just not my style.

Gardevoir looks like she'd be classy.

>>7721743

I'm sorry, but if I have to choose, I choose to loose you both. It also seems like you think those are my only two choices.

I'm sorry that you feel that way but i'm just going to have to choose hitmonchan.

I know you'd never really leave me, master. I bet that curvy, brown-furred whore won't even let you kiss her, hm? At least our relationship is that strong.

>>7721632
But I don't have a Lopunny on my team?

Accusing me of cheating? You know I would never do that. I thought our relationship was stronger then that. What gave you the idea to think I was with a Lopunny?

Scrafty is better because he doesn't pull that creepy housewife shit.

>>7721877
Oh, master! I'm sorry I doubted you! I'll go crush Lopunny's Luxury Ball right now!

Where did you put the sledgehammer? It's alright if she's still inside, right?

why would anyone fuck a lopunny? i mean who here looks at a rabbit and thinks to themselves "Im gunna fuck that!"

>>7721941

Mind if i help?

I prefer my Sawk, thank you

>>7721941
I don't remember catching one, do as you wish.

>>7721743

>>7721863
Funny enough, I actually did have a Lopunny once, but I traded HIM to some dumb prepubescent kid for a second Eevee and a Togepi. And I really do have a luxury ball on hand, but my dual screen Gardevoir's in it.

>>7722082
You've clearly never met a Croatian.

>>7722102

Gardevoir and Lopunny are too mainstream.

*Eats dinner, then goes to the bedroom, locking the door behind him. As Gardevoir hears what sounds like sex, she throws a tantrum. Until she sees Lopunny coming out of another room. They look towards the door in confusion, and then leave, doing whatever it is they'd do. Later on, the trainer is seen leaving the bedroom, followed by Haxorus.*

That's what I'd do.

>>7722138
oh dear god WHY!?
WHHHHYYYYYYY!?!?!

>>7722175
No, I'd rather a Ferrothorn.

>>7722268
Oddly enough, that'd be in my top 5 as well.

>>7722175
Also:

>2011
>fucking Pokémon
Georg_Kostanzen_at_bat_for_the_Atlanta_Braves.bmp

>>7721632
... can pokemon even cook? I mean, even one as devoted as Gardevoir? Cause I'd hate to be eating "poisoned cooking" out of a sense of obligation.

>>7722358

>implying I train Gardevoirs

Get the fuck out of my house, you filthy animal.

>>7722358
it's gardevoir so unless you did something to piss her off. no poisoned food. (then again she could just telepathicly erase your brain and reprogram you)

>>7722358
Mr. mime cooked for Ash's mom, as well as cleaned her house and probably pipes.

Alrighty.

First order of business: leave me be so I can enjoy my din-din in peace.

>>7722448
The anime stretches a lot of things though.

>>7722477
Besides fall distance/speed being inconsistent, does it?

I've never read manga on it, and only a few comics. Plus...I havent played a pokemon game since Red except Snap/Stadium

>>7722430
"Poisoned cooking" is a phrase for really, unusually atrocious cooking that a main character usually feels compelled to eat for some reason.
>>7722448
Huh. Been so long since I paid that much attention I'd forgotten.
>>7722413
>implying I'm any good at cooking
Assuming a Gardevoir could cook, I'd prefer it to whatever I could make for myself.

>>7722445
marry gardevoir, fuck roserade, befriend lopunny, mismagius, froslass, lilligent, blossom and kill the rest.

>>7722554
>>7722554
You'd really go for the common choice?

>>7722445
Those Vespiquen eyes.

I'm not into fucking Pokémon, but holy shit.

>>7722445
i bet Jynx is the best in bed.

See this Swoobat over here?
I am going to fuck this Swoobat.
Right next to your room.
When I know you're listening.
Eat.
My.
Shit.

This Audino

I know I don't have to explain more than that.

>>7722677
Come home from a long day at work, open a bottle of fine red wine, sit down on a comfy couch with an Espeon curled up at my feet, and relax as a Gardevoir serenades me with a violin.

Most excellent.

>>7722762
what can i say, lurk long enough and you'll find something.

>>7722815
Yeah. I've got a glass of cognac in hand, my cat's curled up at my feet, and I've got a recording of Rachmaninoff's 2nd piano concerto playing in the background, and it's putting my lights right out.

I can only imagine what the pokemon version of this setup would do to me.

>>7722886
you're welcome. bumpping with another lovely gardevoir pick from a thread a few weeks back

>>7722756

>>7722756

bump

lopunny>gardevoir

rather a mammal than a thing I dont know which family of animals its belongs too

bump

I'm entering you in a Smart Super Contest. Time to play dress-up!

I'd still pick Haxorus over either of them.

>>7727666

Why would I make out with my Lopunny?
He's a guy, silly Gardevoir, I'm not a homo.

>>7727666
>Haxorus
>Not Garchomp

I am completely faithful to my Gardevoir wife.

She shows me a much better time than any Lopunny ever could.

>Not Weavile
>2011

I blame you for this, teck. I blame you for awesome.

>>7728156

>>7722743
swoobat > anything

>ITT:
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