Good thing I hated Nuzlockes anyway. Overrated pieces of shit.

>This is a challenge from one trainer to another, and as you know, once we lock eyes you have to accept.
Fuck yeah, I'm set, OP! What you got?

>I challenge you to Nuzlocke your life.
Stopped reading.

>I challenge you to Nuzlocke your life.
Okay! So when I die I'm dead, got it! That seems simple enough
>Long list of irrelevant shit that has nothing to do with a nuzlocke anyway
The fuck is this shit?

>I challenge you to Nuzlocke your life.
Well a friend just passed out, they're dead to me, better go bury them.

>>7690782
WRONG. he means if you lose a fight you off yourself. GOD HERMIONE WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

>>7690753
consider accepting your powerlevel rather than lowering it. It is still entirely possible to have the giant love of your hobby, you just have to use your personality to offset it. You just have to do it intelligently
I have no idea what you're getting at with that love something part, must be specifically personal
man up and use the pokewalkers, they're a hilariously good icebreaker/conversation starter

>Nuzlocke your life

So if I fall unconscious I'm dead?

Fruit does make you fat. Look up how your body converts sugar to fat.

FRUCTOSE IS SUGAR.

Stop eating sugar and carbs and you'll stop being fat.

>I challenge you to Nuzlocke your life.

If you faint, kill yourself.

I forgot I was on /vp/, let me dumb it down for you: yes, once you die you're dead for good, so make the most of it. You're on 4chan, so obviously there's room for improvement. Or are you not man enough to better yourself. In that case, by all means, kill yourself.

>>7690883
OP, your thread, your ideas, your morale and your attitude are all shitty. Take your preaching to someone who cares.

Good night /vp/

>>7690883
Life is not about "bettering yourself".
>(implying there are any criteria for a person's "goodness")

It's about living. I will live however I damn please and I will not constrict my life with pointless regiments and standards of behavior. I live, I learn, I laugh.

>>7690883
Jesus christ dude, leave 4chan out of this. This is a place for people who don't fit in to come together and that's a lot fucking better than what most people have.

That said, people improve with realizations that come unprovoked into their lives and events that are unstoppable and unpredictable. Don't try and force your ideas on us and then get buttmad when we don't accept them.

>>7690920
>This is a place for people who don't fit in to come together

lol, please don't lump the rest of 4chan with the sad fucks that populate /vp/, /soc/, and on a lesser note /a/ and /v/

>>7690883
There's room for improvement if you're NOT on 4chan. Do you know how many fucking times I've cried, how many brothers I've met, how for the first time in my fucking life I feel like I belong somewhere?

You're a pretentious vainglorious ass- To hell with people telling me who to be.

wow, OP, you sure got a positive response from this thread.

Why does this whole thread imply you have to be antisocial to browse 4chan?

>>7690753

>>7690864
>Fruit does make you fat.
>FRUCTOSE IS SUGAR.

Jesus fuck, who goes this far into denial? Especially since fruits don't contain high fructose, nor trans fat, nor any high levels of fat. Next, you'll be telling me that you're fat because genetics screwed you with a slower metabolism.

>>7690957
You don't have to be ANTI-social. Just... differently-social.

>>7690753
You sir, are fantastic

>>7690953

>Do you know how many fucking times I've cried, how many brothers I've met, how for the first time in my fucking life I feel like I belong somewhere?

>>7690864
But thats wrong, you fucking retard. Fructose is not purely C6H12O6. Faggot. That's glucose.

>forgot I was on /vp/
>dumb it down for you
>on 4chanr, therefore oom for improvement
>not man enough
>by all means, kill yourself.

Wow op, do you listen to yourself talk?
You need to work on yourself before you come in here telling us to shape up.

>>7690981
Hey, we all have different experiences.

>>7690968

Samefaguing at this point is kind of ridiculous. Its ok to pretend your life is a movie and try to be superman but im not impressed and find no reason to swallow your shit.

Im staying on vp spreading my hatred for tripfags, watching streams and faping to pokegirls. Survive with it.

>>7690920
First of all, I'm not mad and not forcing beliefs on anyone. The tone I took was to motivate, that's just the way I do it. I also understand that not everyone holds the same beliefs or values. Some people benefit from self reflection and regiments, and some do not. And as for the 4Chan comment, I'm here pretty much every day lurking one board or another so I tend to generalize about the community, I'm mostly talking about people like the ones >>7690938 describes. Now, no matter which board it is, I'm sure there is one you personally think is shit.

Id rather be around unsocial people than down syndrome crippled tripfags who come here thinking its twitter or PO chat

>>7690981
Well, not on /vp/.
doesn't mean I don't love the place.

here's my point-
There are a hundred people who feel a certain way and don't fathom for even an instant that they might meet someone else like them.

Anonymity gives us honesty, and that's when we realize how connected we really are.

I came onto 4chan expecting LOLOL this place is so messed up XD XD

Instead, I started cherishing what fucked up human beings we all are.

>>7690953

Honestly, its about what I expected. I expected to be called a tremendous faggot or butthurt, people not agreeing with me, and people not reading the whole post because I used the term Nuzlocke. I did not expect people to argue about the properties of natural fruit sugars however. So all in all, its been a good night.

>>7691044
>I started cherishing what fucked up human beings we all are.

That last part I get.

>>7691056
Then why did you both riling people up if you expected you were going to get dissed?

You're still a tremendous faggot, btw.

>>7691020
>thinking that this makes up for your first two posts

>>7691056
>calling responses butthurt
If you want to see a butthurt faggot, kindly see:
>>7690883

>>7691073
Because that's just what we do here. Everyone is called a tremendous faggot. You, sir, are a tremendous faggot, and so am I. Thank you for calling me one, as everyone else had only implied it.

>>7691076
If you liked that, wait til you read my other posts.

>>7691101
>implying he is from fit

>>7691114
>implying it's a guy

>>7691114
>implying that the implication was that he is from fit

>>7691132
>implying owls are birds

>I'll give you 6/10 - at least, you're TRYING to think, unlike the rest of /fit/.
>unlike the rest of /fit/.
>>7691132
>implying that's not what he/she was implying

OP, we settle this.

>I challenge you to Nuzlocke your life.

Does that include friends?

>8 PM is the new 10 PM, learn to wake up on time.

...College?

>Midnight is the new 4 AM.

WAY ahead of you.

>Work comes first.

O rely?

>Eat fruit and vegetables, [...]

Oh anon, u so silly. Humans need fat, or they get underfed.

>If you love something [...]

Get. out. Bad economy.

>For fuck's sake, be social.

I'm dating two girls now, that social enough for ya?

>Supress you powerlevel.

Why? What I do publically is what i do.

>Videogames are great, so is the internet, [...]

I have an outside life.

>Take the stairs [...]

High metabolisn, 100 squats a day, 50 pull ups. U mad?

>>7691159
>Humans need fat, or they get underfed.

>>7691159
>I'm dating two girls now, that social enough for ya?

>>7691159

>OP, we settle this.
Ok, let's do this.

>Does that include friends?
Sure, if they pass out in front of you, they're dead. Box em or release em.

>...College?
For me, yeah. This is just my own personal list.

>WAY ahead of you.
Awesome.

>O rely?
Ya rly.

>Oh anon, u so silly. Humans need fat, or they get underfed.
Yes they do, however I personally do not get very many fruits or vegetables in my diet. Something I could work on.

>Get. out. Bad economy.
You speak truth.

>I'm dating two girls now, that social enough for ya?
Plenty, and best of luck to you.

>Why? What I do publically is what i do.
Well, I can't argue with that.

>I have an outside life.
You're doing better than me then.

>High metabolism, 100 squats a day, 50 pull ups. U mad?
Very. I envy those with a decent metabolism. I could be trying harder with my exercise though, hence my list.

Thank you for humoring me.

>>7691246
That's kinda my role when I reply sacastically, like everyone else, dont ya think?

>>7691273
Sarcastic or not, you seem amiable enough.

This kind of thing belongs on /b/.

>>7691307
>/thread

>>7691347
Pretty much. No one responded to my poorly thought out flimsy arguments. Goodnight /vp/, I really do enjoy being here with you guys, but perhaps I'll leave the threads to the tripfags and furries.

>>7691406
Whatever you say, OP.

But I love the tripfags and furries.

>>7691056
I'm not who you are replying to
I doubt you'll see this, but here goes. I took this to heart. I have no clue why, but it struck a chord in me. I just about copied your list completely. (changed whatever "moonrunes" are to "bass")
I will follow this strictly, and this is my last night as a nocturnal monster. Getting up at 8:00, sleeping at 12:00, mastering all stairs, becoming a bass god, taking more hours at work, I'll do it all. Just know that nit everyone dismissed this as bullshit.
And for the love of God, whoever posted the fruit shit made me rage.

challange accepted

>>7690753
>practice your moonrunes
Challenge failed. ;_;

Nuckolze accepted

>>7690753
Yet another argument agianst nuzlocke ideology.