*hops in* The strongest coffee you have!

>>6975780
((It's the return of the doppelgangers))

*teleports into shop* Is this establishment open yet? Or have I entered too soon?

I have been waiting three minutes without service! Fuck you all. Fuck you all sideways. *leaves*

((>Not saying switches and ores))

*floats in*

WHY DOES NOONE LOVE ME ~GESO

IS IT BECAUSE I ROLEPLAY ON INTERNET FORUMS?

BAWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>6975888
>4chan
>forum
Underage detected.

*runs in* I'm back! The shit I've seen.

I wasn't supposed to be here today but seeing as how I am here,
let's see if I can't come up with a new character

>walks in with a suit and sunglasses
hello people
>puts sunglasses in jacket pocket and fix my tie
one coffee with extra sugar

((Oh god the doppels))

Hey dudes.
Can I have a black coffee,like usual?

>>6975959
((I'm fine with them, as long as they're not 100% faggoty.))
>>6975965
Hello Emboar.

>>6975914
Minisage, come on! We need to get back to the doctors' office or we'll get in trouble!

((All right, my image was used! Sweet!))

...What's going on today?

>>6975977
Hey ren.
What's up?

Oh hey guys.

>>6975780
((Needs more doppels.))

((Also earlier today I was demoknightin with some other guy in sudden death when it was just us. Beat the other team, was pretty kewl.))

*walks in through the door*

Cyrus! I have to talk to you. And yes, it does have to be in front of everyone.

Oh, and can I get a coffee, please?

>>6976003
nothing. if you ask why i'm wearing this tuxedo is because i had to wear it for a hit.

>>6976006
Nothing much,and please, call me Watson.

>>6975982
FUCK YOU! *kicks you out of the shop*

Guys, you need to help me! Those guys are soooo creepy.

>>6976003

Oh, nothing. Nothing at all...

((Oh, and Epoch, I'm just going to wait on you.))

>stumbles into the store, glassy eyed and reeking of pot
Hehehehe... Hey, does this place sell brownies?
I'm soooo hungry.

>comes through front door
>riding an Eelektross
Greetings plebians. How goes the peasant lifestyle?

>>6976030
I... See.

Well, dressing for success is always the way to go.

>>6976043
You okay, Ghetsis? You seem a bit down.

Missing N?

>>6976031
Watson...not bad.

So how have you been,Watson?

>>6976074

You dare call your leader Peasant!? You better have a good explanation, OR ELSEE.

>>6976062
>smells air
something smells like pot
>looks at her
you okay?

>>6976032
Oooh, aren't you the cutest little monkey!

Be a good boy or Metagross will have to teach you a lesson. And we don't want that, do we?

>>6976013
Mars, this is not a good time. *sits down at a table and puts hand to head*

I am experiencing a hangover for the first time, and I don't want to relive the events of last night.

I need a coffee. Can somebody serve me one?

>>6976074
((You mean. >riding on a LEVITATING Eelektross))
>>6976062
Excuse me, Miss, you look like you've ingested something illegal.

*walks in, stared uncomfortably at everyone for several minutes* I'm here to pick up the Simisage, and then I'll be on my way.

>>6976062
This place doesnt sell brownies,sorry.
...what happened to you?

Here,have this box.
*throws a 30-pack box of brownies*

>>6976059
((I'm here, but I won't be for long...))

>>6976085

...
...Maybe...
Listen, let's not talk about this. Discover anything new recently? Or is there nothing new on your end of life?

>>6976100
>dismounts
It didn't mean shit, I was riding a noble steed, therefore, I was a noble aristcrat looking down upon the common folk.

>>6976074
>the laser-beam eyes come back

I'm not a peasa--

Fuck. I'm sorry, Collum, I don't know how to control these thi--

>>6976118
What is that?

>>6976141
((Oh, I can just go play 2fort again then. Bye everyone))

>>6976106
Okay?
Jesus, I'm more than okay,
>giggles
I'm super!

>>6976129
What? No!
I only smoked it I swear!

>>6976140
Thanks dude,
You're alright
>giggles some more before taking a seat at a nearby table,
DAMN, I am huuungry.
>Stuffs a couple of brownies into her mouth

((wait, Maracacti is meant to be an unlicensed psyCHIATRIST...))

>>6976164

Oh, well.
*Looks behind him*
...My mistake. Carry on then.

>>6976143
Well, I've got thirteen days to live, but until then, I am a god among men.

Figuring out how to use these powers, though, is not as easy as it sounds.

>pulls out a zebra cake and starts eating and some creams spills on my suit
GODDAMMIT!

>>6976188

Feh, nonsense. Someone of your caliber should easily be able to control god-like powers. Why not try them out now, for instance? I'd be an honor to see them...

>>6976184
No, he/she/it/they is/are not. Trust me.

>>6976032
*grabs the monkey, then stares at him for 34 seconds* You're coming with me. *walks out*

>>6976224
((in the last thread, the name said psychiatrist))

>>6976118
>sees miniskirt Femme Steven
>inhales deeply
>exhales deeply
I agree, Richard.

>>6976165
FUCK SHIT DAMN PISS
>still standing
Oh wow...I'm still good..

>>6976170
goes sits across from her and i throw a zebra cake towards her.
hello

>>6976210
That's the thing, I don't know exactly how they work. I mean, if I say "Wallace falls from the sky and lands through the roof", does that mean--

>there is a crash as suddenly Wallace, with his Kingdra, falls through the roof, landing hard on the coffee shop floor. Both are passed out from impact.

Oh... Wow. Impressive.

*Walks in from downstairs*
One coffee pl-......uhh, is the shop even open?

>>6976170
You're welcome.Enjoy....
So what's up with you anyway?

>>6976243
It did? Well, retcon then, derp.

>>6976249
>looks up from the brownies, still chewing
UHHMUHGAWD... dese uhr so guuuhhd!

>>6976257

Impressive. Most impressive... So this is Wallace...

Anyways, try something else. I must see if you really can do anything with these powers...

>>6976276
What do you mean what's up with me?
>licks fingers
I'm perfectly fine.
Now stop moving so fast,
>stares blankly for a second before returning to her brownies.

>>6976165
Oh, great, another fan. Yeah, I know I was the only female champion until Sharona had to show her ugly mug around the league, but really, there's no need to imitate me at every cor--

>>6976247
*pause*

Well, hello there, handsome. You seem a bit flustered. Why would that be?

>>6976279
((so, did you make Tim as well? what was the line of though leading to the name? if you don't mind my asking...))

>>6976123
No, we need to talk now. *walks over and sits across from Cyrus at the table*

I have a hangover, too, so don't pretend like you are the only one. As for the topic at hand, I would like to say that I'm sorry. I'm sorry for taking you to that bar for a date last night, and I'm sorry for kissing you.

I thought it would be good for you to relax a bit, and thought that alcohol would really help. I guess I got a bit carried away and had you drink too much, and I'm sorry for that, too.

Listen, I only want to help you, and I know I messed up last night. But that's okay, because I'm only human. And as much as you don't want to admit it, you are too. So please, move past it and forgive me.

>>6976281
Brownies you say? Where!
((BTW, wont be here tomorrow, visiting brother in New York.))

>>6976304
Timmy Turner.

*walks in* Help! Help!

>>6976327
Hey there, watcha need help with?

>>6976327
*notices crys for help*
Whats wrong, little buddy.

>>6976297
>>6976281
SHIT THAT WAS MEANT TO BE ERIKA.

>>6976327
>runs up
what?

>>6976327
((that's what I thought...maybe Ted would have been a better name...also, if you're giving him a last name, make it mockini, it's composed of almost the same letters, AND it includes the word 'Mock'))

>>6976286
Yeah, that's Wallace all right. He's going to be ticked when he wakes up. Hm.. Maybe we should make him more comfortable.

>waves his fingers; a bed appears in the corner of the room. With one more gesture, Wallace and Kingdra are now comfortably on that, where they will remain until someone picks them up or they are forgotten.

Hm. Any other ideas?

Maybe I should fix that hole in the roof...

>the hole is fixed

Hm. It's not too hard after all!

>>6976298
Uhh, moi?
>grins
My name's Collum. I've travelled the world, captured hundreds of pokemon, and destroyed the most formidable trainers around.
What's your name?

((aaawww yeah))

>>6976357
>>6976339
We need to rescue the Mini-children. Tim and Maracacti are planning to kill them.

Oh, and also, I'd like a cup of Kona coffee. Do you guys sell that here, or...?

>>6976311
Right here man,
>looks at him
Hey, aren't you a grass type?
I looooove grass types.
Especially oddishes, but not for battling
>giggles uncontrollably
No but seriously, oddish blunts are crazy good,
>puts a hand to her mouth
Oh crap I wasn't meant to say that.

>>6976360

Heheh... not too shabby, Steven. Now, let's see...

Anyway to make it so that I have an infinite legion of Plasma Grunts? Or even another Castle?

>>6976386
((motherfuck...he's a villain, too? this is just perfect))

>>6976386
Mini children? I'm sorry, I have no idea what your taking about, but I'm more than willing to help you out.

>>6976380
Stephanie Stone, former Champion of Hoenn. They used to call me the Iron Maiden. Of course, now I just go around collecting rare sto--

>>6976360
I'm sorry, give me a minute.

*elbows Steven in the head*

What did you do to Mikuri, you monster?!

>>6976386
I think Watchog still sells it here... Um, who are the mini-children? And who's Tim and whoever else you said?

>>6976395
Ma'am, you look to have ingested a plant of the Cannabis genus.
((Watson the Reuniclus is a Pokemon Biologist. Just saiyan.))

>>6976411
>>6976424
First: Coffee.

>>6976309
...

Mars... *sighs* I understand the message you are trying to convey, and I would like to say that I am willing to move on as long as you agree to never take me on a date again.

>>6976443
Um... but I don't think the usual makers are here, and I have no idea how to make that stuff. Do ya really need it that bad? C'mon...

>>6976417
Take all the time you need, beautiful.
>small laugh
>pause
>slowly realizes
>to self
Oh shit, Stephanie sounds suspiciously like Steven..

>>6976429
Hahaha, no shit buddy,
>Looks at the jelly-based Pokemon
by Arceus, you look tasty.
>Shakes head
Dammit Erika, pull it together,
Why'd everyone slow down?
It's like the whole world is in slow-mo and I'm the only one going fast.
>giggles again

>>6976443
Err....okay...I suppose?
*gets himself a cup of coffee and takes seat in his usual corner*

>blades on arm grow leaves and i go sit by jasmine

>>6976404
Might be able to do that. We'll see.

I'm not sure what the limits are, really.

>>6976417
>grabs head, hissing in pain

What do you mean? This is Wallace not--

...I think I know what's going on here. This is a rip in the dimensions or something. Or a bunch of Ditto fucking with us. That means... You must be me in another dimension.

>hand under chin, eyes narrow

Whoever made you did a fine job, though your skirt is a little too short. Class, not ass, am I right?

>>6976460
Yes. If you want me to tell you were the children are, I expect to have my stomach filled with coffee. You know, to think.

>>6976484
....Or, you could just want a free cup of coffee, and are using the mini-children as an excuse...not that I'm implying you are....

>>6976513
Yeah, Jason, I think this guys bluffin...

And I just realized that you still have my powers.

*walks in, looking confused*
what's going on? I saw a bunch of people yesterday leaving the shop, they seemed...so strange, yet familiar...like there was something...'off' about them, you know?

>>6976513
Only one way to find out. *carves his name into the bar*

>>6976483
Wallace? That's not his name! And he looks exactly like Mikuri, so don't give me excuses! He's been my best friend for years, and I won't let you treat him like this!

And what do you mean "I'm you"?! You're just a creepy fanboy trying to get into my underpants! And you have no room to criticize me!

You probably don't know anything about me!

>>6976530
No, as Arceus had me stop a power plant from exploding and rewarded me by taking away the burden of your powers and giving me the ability to breed with any egg group...rather curious, actually...

>>6976450
All right, all right. But remember, the date thing wasn't really my idea in the first place.

Where's our coffee? Hmm, it seems like the Pokemon who usually make the coffee aren't here today.

Why don't we talk with one of the other patrons to get our mind off things. How about... *looks around* Steven. He looks like he just acquired god powers. Now that's something of interest, right? Maybe you can get some too. Right? *forces a smile*

Oh, come on. *turns to the rest of the shop* Can somebody try and help me cheer him up?

>goes sit by himself
i need to calm my nerves
>phone rings
hello. yeah i would love to what's his name. okay
>i get out my magnum and walk out the door.

>>6976543
Huh...?

>>6976569
Ohhhh yeaaaah... I forget a lot of things...

>>6976539
>walks in with Turner
I honestly think you're losing your mind. You know, you're so silly, such and such, so and so.
>stifles a yawn

>>6976592
Yeah....hey, why do you think he gave me that ability though...I'm still confused.

>>6976592
>giggles
I know that feel, man,
>looks around the shop
So what exactly do you dudes... -do- here?

>>6976550
>sigh

Don't know anything?

Well. Your first Pokemon was a Beldum given to you by your father when you were ten years old. It's now a Metagross that carries you around everywhere, and is your closest friend. It even forgives you for the incident with the Ditto. Your other main Pokemon are Skarmory, Cradily, Armaldo, Baltoy, and Aggron. You have an affinity for communicating with wild Aron and other Steel types. You like to collect rare stones and will even climb waterfalls to get them.

Need I go on?

>>6976598
*turns back to Miri*
you saw them too, Miri, don't pretend they don't exist.
*points to the pawniard, before whispering*
that's one of them...

>>6976576
>puts gun away
i can help get Cyrus out of this slump.

>>6976612
Well, he loves to say that he does everything for a reason, right? So I guess he just did that so you would stop the power plant from exploding. Either that or he was just being an ass.

>>6976625
Please do, he's been like this since he woke up at 5 AM this morning.

>>6976576
>whispers
psssst, pot works wonders
>giggles again, nearly falling off her chair.

>>6976576
I have an idea, sweetie, but you'll have to wait until I've dealt with this impostor first.

>>6976617
Hah! That's all things you can read about in magazines! You really don't know anything about me at all, do you? What's next, my birthday? My parents' names? My educational background? You're pathetic!

>>6976623
Where's my coffee!?

>>6976616
((I'm not used to this at all))

>>6976651
*turns to Stephanie, shaking his head*
care to prove that YOU'RE not the mad fan?

>>6976623
They seemed to be upstanding civilians, pokemon can have more than one member of their species.
>glances at Pawniard
Haven't seen a Pawniard in ages, since Zekiel evolved.

>>6976646
okay. what's wrong cyrus? why are you sad?

Excuse me, may I have a coffee?

>>6976635
I don't see it as being an ass, but I have no idea how this power would come in handy...
*Thinks for a second*
oooohhh....I think I get it now...

>>6976672
what about the other Dawn and Cynthia? can you explain THEM?

((What'd I miss when I left last night anyway?))

>>6976682
Yep...

>>6976694
What are you two babbling about?

You're all faggots

>>6976694
Another Dawn and Cynthia? Where?

>>6976673
...

Sad? I do not believe in showing emotion. This is no different from how I usually behave.

*stares at table with hand to head*

>>6976713
*turns to Zekrom*
the others...there seems to be a group of people that are pretty much us, with small differences...

>>6976651
>sigh

I was hoping not to get into this, but...

>glances at Ghetsis

Mention a word of this next part to anyone, and I will end you.

>inhale

Your mother left you when you were fourteen years old and you've never known why, but everyone seems to know and they won't tell you. You spent long hours crying on the phone as your best friend listened, even when it got hard and he wanted to hang up because you were dragging him down. You never quite got over her leaving you, and thus you began to sink into a sort of depression, sleeping with as many women--men, I would suppose, in your case--as you could. You'd leave as soon as things started appearing like they could go somewhere, because you never wanted to be hurt again. And, somewhere, deep down, you knew that the love of your life was waiting for you but you could never tell him because then you'd leave him, too, and you couldn't bear to break his heart because it would destroy you, so you held up the "just friends" sign and went with that.

Sound about accurate?

>>6976740
>glances at Turner
What are you on about monkey-man?
>looks around the room
I don't see any "others"
>stares at Turner for a second
Are you high too?
>giggles a little more

>>6976723
I saw them yesterday...
and when another Slakoth and Maractus show up that just so happen to be psychologists...don't you find that strange at all?

>>6976740
what now....

>>6976731
tell me what's wrong. i need to know so i can help.

>>6976740
*Gives a confused look*
...You sure bout that? I guess you're kinda right...What if that it's just some weird coincidence though...

>>6976762
((FFFFFFFFFFFF-))

>>6976764
...Are you sure your not high?

>>6976794
there was another Zekrom and Reshiram...that shouldn't be possible.

>>6976671
Because there's only one Stephanie Stone in this world. And that's me!

>>6976758
*freezes*

Y-You--

You've proved your point, okay? You didn't have to go that far.

>>6976731
Come on, Cyrus, please don't lie to us.

*turns to Jeremy*

When the late Gazriel reversed Arceus' curse and turned Cyrus back into an adult, he made Cyrus promise to go on a date with me. Last night, we went to a bar as the date.

Long story short, it didn't turn out so well. Cyrus drank too much alcohol, and I might have as well.

>>6976764
Then where are these copies, hmm? I see no Maractus or Slakoth.
>crosses arms

>>6976758

Be glad that I have the attention span of a combee, because I barely listened to that whole thing. The parts I did hear however, were interesting nonetheless. I won't speak a section of any of it to anyone, I swear it.

>>6976812
Oh really? tell me then, did you happen to see another grovyle that had on the same brown jacket I did last night?

That's it, I'm leaving this shithole. Have fun finding the kids.

>>6976812
W-what? Y-you're pretty funny, Turner!
>Nervous chuckle
You... you're joking, right?

>>6976815
You provoked me.

>>6976826
Excellent. I don't have to see how capable my powers are when it comes to inflicting pain upon others.

>>6976846
Later little dude,
>waves as she giggles
Oh wow,
>holds her hand in front of her
It's like it's moving.... but it's not.

>>6976826
>>6976815
>>6976758
>walks up
Hey Steven, Stephanie, and Ghetsis. What's going on?
>right the fuck out of nowhere

>>6976821
>leans back in chair
well you two both need to apoligize to each other for what happened last night. and make sure it never happens again.

>>6976846
I'm leaving, too.

I have some... Thinking to do.

*shakes head at the apparent disbelief of his words*
whatever...
*turns to Miri*
Miri, I'm going to White forest to tell my family about what happened with dad...you're welcome to come with me if you want.
*turns to Zekiel*
and I'll be arranging the funeral then, too...

>>6976865
.....Thats.....nice, Erika. real nice.

>>6976875
Well, she did apologize, and I did make her agree never to go on a date with me again. The problem has been solved.

*still looks bothered*

>>6976870
I've determined what the strange people we've been seeing around are.

Stephanie is me from another dimension, and I've just proved it. Now, there may be more, and while it might seem creepy at first, know that the memories and what-not are about the same, though they're considerably earlier in the past than we are.

>>6976858
Heh, I wouldn't want to be an enemy of yours anytime soon.

>>6976877
What a wench.

>>6976870
Steven just had to explain his life story-
*Glances at Steven*
Not saying any details, but he explained it to some wench that looked... actually kinda like him.

>>6976882
((Yeah, I'm not here right now,))

>>6976886
>laughs
Isn't it just?
>talks in a lower tone
Anyone here wanna have some fun?
>giggles profusely

>>6976909
Yeah.....How about no, you damn druggie.

>>6976882
Ehh...nah. I'll stay here. That doesn't sound like something I'd feel comfortable doing.

>>6976906
Interesting...

I wonder if there is one of me around... Heheh..

>>6976906
Steven, if that Slakoth shows up while I'm gone...ask him about the 'incident'...that should get through to him.
*holds up three fingers*
remember, one, there were three Vigoroths, two, the father was there, and three, it was Cynthia, or this 'alternate' that I saw...

*leaves the coffee shop*

>>6976900
well now that you two apoligized it won't happen again. if you two never went to the bar this could be avoided.

>>6976971
...My mom died due to complications during my birth. I would advise you to stop talking before I make you.

>>6976959
Well, we can't change the past. But we can move on to the future. Right, Cyrus?

Come on, snap out of it, you've got a universe to create. Now, let's go ask Steven about where he got his god powers from.

>>6976908
>raises brow

I trust you more than that, Ghetsis.

>>6976945
And perhaps there is one of you somewhere. Hm.

>>6976951
Roger that.


((Wow, Zeke, you mess up your trip more than I do!))

>>6977016
((you are terrible at changing your name...))

>>6976932
>Gives him an angry look
You watch your mouth, lizard-thing, I know enough about grass-types to send you crying home to mommy...
>giggles
Oh wow, I can't be serious if I try.
But seriously, calm your shit Grovester.

>>6977032
((There we go =D))
also, see >>6977001

>>6977023
that's the spirit.

>>6977031
>>6977026
((SHHH, it's become second nature to press z in the name field))

>>6977001
>raises and eyebrow
Make me, eh?
I'm not sure whether or not I like the sound of that,
>giggles like a motherfucker

>>6977023
...

((Zekiel cannot into multiple characters))
((and post outside the topic at the same time))
((what a scrub))

*walks back in* Fuck you all!

>>6977071
No, fuck you man!
>laughs
Anyway, I just remembered, I don't know any of your names.

>>6977071
What a little shithead.

>>6977061
*Gets up and walks towards Erika, grabbing her by the throat*
Listen here bitch, I'm against hitting women, but when you talk shit about my family, its on!

((alright, I'll be leaving for reals in less than an hour, so, if I don't say anyhting else before then, I'll see you guys in a few hours))

((also, just assume E-pocH is doing whatever with Ramen))
((Lucas is with N in Solaceon))
((Turner's dad is busy being dead))
((was there anyone else?...Seena is just with Lucas, so they kinda count as the same character...))

>>6977107
*Pushes Jason away*
Sir, leave the woman alone, she is clearly not in the right state of mind to be credible for anything, Insult or Fact.

>>6977107
>still giggling, albeit somewhat choked
Calm your shit man,
>pulls out her lighter and singes one of his leaves, causing him to let go
Anyway, I didn't say shit about your family,
Just chill, it's all cool.
Oh, and is there anywhere I can light up in here?

*Walks into the coffee shop, clearly a CAT ON A MISSION
TWO DAYS LEFT TO STEAL SOME SPARKLY SHIT AWW HELL*

>>6977026
Mr. Stone...? If you're not too busy, could I have a minute of your time?

>>6977152
hmmm...I suppose you right.
Sorry for acting out of order.

>>6977168
Hello there.

>>6977168
Hm?

Ah, yes, Miss Celia, I'm not doing anything important right now. What's up?

>>6977168
*Notices Celia walk in*
Ahh, hello Celia. how are you this fine day?

There is a weird stench in the room...

>>6977026

Right... right...
>Looks around the shop

Well, if there is one that is like me, they aren't around here. If he ever does get here, I'd like to face him with-

>Attempts to grab Hydreigons pokeball but catches nothing but air
...Nevermind...

>>6977168
Hmm... what to do now...

COLLUM!

>>6977190
Hey!
You're Steven Stone!
I swear we've met before,
>giggles
Hell, I think we even did a "sesh" together,

>>6977217
(Yeah, that's probably the pot, dohohoho)

>>6977159
>looks around
Not much to smoke around here.

Oh darn it, I'm so used to drinking coffee in here...
>pouts
It's driving me crazy..

>>6977159
*points to the No Smoking sign*

>>6977189
Heya. You're a new face around here, aren't you?

>>6977190
I'm working on a human interest story on the hobbies of local celebrities. I understand you're something of a rock collector, right? I was hoping I could write my article about you, if you don't mind.

>>6977198
Hey, charmer. I'm doing pretty alright. I've got a deadline coming up fast tomorrow, but I think I've got this story all worked out. How's your day been?

*walks in* Hello! Coffee, please.

>>6977229
...What?

Erika?

Hah, it's been years, hasn't it? How's life been treating you?

>>6977249
This is a casino. We don't serve coffee.

>>6977248
Ehh, boring as usual.
*looks at the scratch mark, still visible on your face from last night*
hmm...still don't believe you got that from tripping.

>>6977248
Hm? Ah, sure, I wouldn't mind. I do collect rocks, and the land around here is loaded with 'em.

Do you want my hotel number or would you prefer to do this right here?

>>6977286
Well, you're going to start serving it now. You wouldn't happen to sell condoms by any chance, would you?

>>6977242
Ugh,
>puts away her lighter
This place blows,
>looks around
So they sell coffee here, huh?
I wouldn't mind a cup.

>>6977267
Yeah, alright,
>giggles
I just sit in my gym waiting for trainers with my home-girls
>giggles some more
No but seriously, it's pretty sweet, we just sit around
>leans in and whispers
Gettin' high
>giggles yet again
So anyway, what are you doing these days?

>>6977248
I've been here a couple days, so yes.

You're a journalist? Interesting.

>>6977225
No need to yell, I'm right behind you.
What is it that you want?

((I'm gonna be gone for a bit, gotta eat))

>>6977287
...You worry too much, Jason. It's only a scratch, right?

>>6977296
I think your hotel's a great idea. This place has great atmosphere and all, but it gets pretty chaotic sometimes. Not the best place for an interview.
*OR BLATANT ATTEMPTS AT THIEVERY*

>>6977305
Same as always, then.

>chuckles

>oh shit he's slipping

Oh, you know. Same old, same old. Searching for stones, getting used to the natives. I've stayed here longer than I'd usually stay. But I like it here, so that's my excuse.

Gets a bit lonely sometimes, though. Not much variety, if you know what I mean.

*there is a dead dog lying in a corner, with a knife sticking out of it. on the knife, there is a note: "this is just the beginning. -G"*

>>6977343
Variety?
>giggles
Oh my, you haven't changed at all,
I remember when you visited my gym in Kanto a couple of years ago,
>laughs
I'd say you got your fair share of "variety" then.

>>6977339
((name fuck up))
((Oh the delicious irony))
((But fo realz, I'm gone))

>>6977341
(('TIS JUST A FLESH WOUND))

>>6977341
(there's no need to go to Steven...I have it covered.)

>>6977341
yeah, but that scratch goes in three horizontal rows...I'm not an idiot, Celia. I'm guessing your "old friend" might have done this...

>>6977334
Ha, thanks. A cat's always gonna be curious, so I figured I might as well make that curiosity of mine useful. So how about you, Mr. Reuniclus? What's your line of work?

>>6977400
((C'mon, she'll bite your legs off!))

>>6977341
Oh, sure. Let me give you the address. I need a pencil and paper--

>they suddenly appear

Oh, hah. Of course. Anyway, here--

>he jots down directions as well as his room number and the number for the hotel

I'll be looking forward to your call. I'm not quite ready to leave yet.

>>6977416
I am a Biologist.

((What's you gonna do? Bleed on me?))

>>6977433
((>What's
hurrdurr i cant into english.
Meant to be What're))

>>6977400
((I lol'd))

>>6977063
You, mister, need to come with me. *grabs Cyrus by the arm and drags him over to Steven's table*

Steven! I see you've got some new powers. Well, is one of those powers cheering people up? Because Cyrus over here needs it.

*lowers voice* I took him on a date to a bar last night as per Gazriel's request, and it didn't go so well. He's since been quite resentful of me.

>>6977412
*Awww snap, he's onto her. TIME TO GET DEFENSIVE.*
So what if he did, Jason? I told you, it's just a scratch. It's really not a big deal.

>>6977420
*She takes the paper, tucking it carefully away into the ever-handy notebook*
Thanks. There's no rush; we can schedule this any time you're open. ...Oh! One more question, though. Do you keep any of the collection at the hotel? The paper's hoping to get a couple photos. You're a pretty big name around here, after all.

>>6977433
A biologist, huh? Can't say I've met too many scientists before. Fascinating field, though. What's your area of research?

Damn asshats. Can I PLEASE get some spiked condoms?

>>6977389
>he grins wryly
You know what they say. Variety is the spice of life.

Of course, I've learned a lot since I was last at your gym. Perhaps I could... show you sometime.

>>6977496
((this character scares me, MAKE IT GO AWAY!))

>>6977488
I just don't wanna see you get hurt Celia. I do love you, after all.

>>6977488
Cellular research.

>>6977488
(Celia, thievery won't solve the problem, I'll take care of it...just give me some time, and I'll get you a piece of treasure that'll solve your problem)

*walks in* Saints be praised, look at all this debauchery!

May I join in?

>>6977479
Hm?

Well, I could try. Cyrus, you are now as elated as N when he's out rolling in the snow with his Zorua. If that doesn't work, I don't know what to do.

>>6977488
Of course I have a collection around. I've been collecting various stones around here.

>>6977526
>giggles
my, Steven, you haven't changed at all,
I'll be honest, I'm more into girls these days, but hey,
>gives him a wink
Maybe I'll change my mind, just once,
>giggles again
Oh, wow, I need to freshen up, where's the restrooms?

>>6977558
Eh... wha? Now I'm starting to think Turner was actually right...

Excuse me, what's your name?

>>6977571
*raises an eyebrow*

Mars, this isn't working, just give it up.

>>6977604
Sharona. How old are you? Are you over 80?

((alright, I have to go, see you guys later))

>>6977609

Hmm, guess not even the power of the gods can cheer Cyrus up. But I will if it's the last thing I do. Cyrus, let's go outside, maybe the fresh air will do you some good.

*drags Cyrus outside the shop*

>>6977586
Into girls, hm?
>smirk
I wouldn't blame you for wanting to experiment with your own gender. Arceus knows I've been doing it for years.

Also, the restrooms are over there.
>points


>>6977558
Oh. Great. This bitch again.

>>6977622
Sharona...? You sure you aren't Cynthia? And I don't even remember how old I am...

>>6977622
Wait, that's not Cynthia?

Well, I retract my previous statement. Sorry, ma'am, I thought you were someone else.

>>6977634
>giggles
Oh Steven, I'd hardly call it experimenting by this point,
Anywho, I need to... er... powder my nose,
>Hurries to the restroom
>several seconds later the smell of smoke drifts into the cafe

>>6977534
Jason... don't worry. I promise you that I know how to take care of myself. That guy isn't gonna be scratching me up again anytime soon, I promise.

>>6977548
A Reuniclus studying cellular biology... guess I should have been able to guess that one, huh?

>>6977554
(What the...? Oh, great. Now I'm hearing voices? Don't tell me I'm losing it...)

>>6977571
(Almost too easy...)
*She hands over a business card*
Ah, that's great! This is gonna make for an awesome story. Here's my card, you just call me next time you've got a gap in your schedule. I'm sure someone of your position must be a very busy man.

>>6977632
*is dragged*

Mars, please stop this ridiculous behavior. I have already told you that I forgive you as long as you do not take me on any more dates.

Anyhow, where do you plan on going? The last time I was outside near here I was attacked by a Staraptor. You do remember this, do you not?

>>6977675
*Sigh*
Alright. Just remember, I'm here if you need help, okay?
((Also, will not be here tomorrow))

>>6977644
>>6977664
Who the bloody hell is Cynthia? That doesn't sound like a Catholic name!

*melts and dies*

>>6977672
Ah, I see.

>>6977675
>takes the card and nods

I shall.

>pause

Hm. Wonder what I should do about Wallace.

>>6977696
...Wat?

>>6977672
>opens the restroom door, accompanied by a large amount of smoke
That was in there when I got here I swear.

>>6977710
So Stevie-boy, you wouldn't happen to be friends with Flannery, would you?
>giggles
I've been meaning to meet up with her for some time.

>>6977696
Oh no!

Thomeone, pleathe help me! If I don't get enough plathma into me and my friendth, we'll all die!

>>6977727
I don't even know... she just came here and then... that.

Quints(?)

>>6977693
Of course, charmer. I know you're worried, but I promise things will be back to normal in a couple of days.
((Have fun in New York!))

>>6977742
Guh--Flannery?

Yeah, I'm friends with her. Sort of. Not really. But I know her. Why are you asking?

>>6977691
Yes, yes, I remember. This time, I'll be with you and I'll make sure you won't get attacked. Now come on, let's go over to those woods.

*sends out her Abra and teleports the two to the woods that Cyrus went to with Aggron*

>>6977789
We met a while back,
>giggles
Had a doozy of a time, she's quite the stoner
>giggles again
I'd just like to see her again, boy we had fun...
But in the meantime,
>giggles and winks
I'd say I've got all the fun I need
>giggles so hard she falls of her chair
Oof!

>>6977778
((The gods were not kind on this day.))

>>6977781
Alright.
((Thank you, I will.))

>>6977816
((You can say that again.))

>>6977764
Where did you come from?

/v/ here

Why?

>>6977856
Oh boy,
It's /v/!

>>6977868
I just want to know why.

>>6977873
because we can

>>6977856
/co/ here
I dont know why.

HAHAHAH OH WOW

HOLY SHIT IS THIS /vp/

TRIPFAG CYCLEJERK HOLY FUCK THIS IS WORSE THAN PONYCHAN

>>6977873
Well, look at it this way,
You have things you enjoy doing, yes?
Playing vidya, etc.
This is just another thing WE find enjoyable, so we do it.
We're not here to piss of the other boards or whatever, we're here to RP because we want to.

On a similar note, are we being raided again?

>>6977904
I don't know but I came here from a thread on /v/.

>>6977894
Jesus fuck theirs a ponychan?

>>6977909
Nice to see there's gonna be underage /v/ users storming this place again.

>>6977909
this thread?
>>>/v/100090848
Oh boy, the raid is on.

/tg/ here.

wow.

>>6977817
Anyway... I'd better get a head start on this article. This shouldn't take too long. I ought to be back later.

>>6977921
/v/ here. wow.

You faggots make me ashamed to play pokemon. I can't discuss this game anymore because of you pieces of shit.

God fucking damn it you faggots. Good job on making this literally the worst fucking board on the site, worse than /b/, worse than /v/, worse than /a/.

Fuck all of you.

>>6977921
Isn't it just great?

It's a damn good thing they quarantined this virus on /vp/.

>>6977909
Well that means that /v/ is trying to make /vp/ look more shity.The way I see it /v/ is the rival of /vp/.
Kinda like Gary & Ash

((Guys, no need to respond to the "trolls."))

>>6977926
Alright then, later Celia.

GET.
THE.
FUCK.
OUT.
NO ONE LIKES YOU. THESE TRIPFAGS WHO CLAIM THEY DO? LONELY FUCKING ATTENTION WHORES WHO HAVE NO LIVES. THEY NEED SHIT LIKE THIS. GET THE FUCK OUT, THIS POOR FUCKING BOARD ALREADY HAD ENOUGH, GO FUCKING PLAGUE SOME OTHER WEBSITE FOR CHRIST'S SAKES. EVERY GODDAMN BOARD HATES YOU MORE THAN IT HATES /b/. JUST GET THE FUCK OUT.

>>6977921

/lit/ here.
Seriously? Look at this thread.

If 1/4th of you people are over 18, I'd be fucking surprised. And also very depressed.

>>6977970
Later.
*Doot doot do doo off she goes to rob Steven's shit*

>>6977816
Hah.

Did she have a kid with her, by any chance? Would have either looked a lot like her, or a lot like me.

>>6977961
Wow. I couldn't make this board look more shitty if I tried.

>>6977904
>Because we want too.
The rest of 4chan doesn't want you here. You're the reason Moot thinks this entire board is godforsaken. If he deletes it I can't wait for you all to be lost and confused, you little horrors.

Roleplaying? Fuck, just go back to Gaia, kids. I can't even look at you anymore. I have no son.

>>6977989
how is /lit/ I havent been their in a while.

>this thread

>>6977961
You're retarded.
We're not rivals.
We're two separate fucking boards.
We want to talk about video games, and you want to be a fucking faggot.

>>6978003
>looks a bit shocked
shiiiit, you knocked her up?
Don't know if I want some of that any more.
>giggles
Anyway, who's serving the coffee?

>>6978026
If that's the case, moot would keep this board up so the "cancer" doesn't spread,
You aren't very bright are you?

>>6977961
>Kinda like Gary and Ash
Get out.

>>6978037
It's fucking fantastic, like always. Deep&edgy being a faggot, like always.

It's a normal board. For people who read.

>mfw so many people bump this thread to complain about it more

kill yourself id you roleplay

>>6978057
You don't think he'd pull a /fur/ and permaban all of you then delete the board entirely?

>>6978065
I hope somebody saves this thread and sends it to moot to give him a reason to nuke the board and all of its members.

((well, I'm gonna head out before shit storm gets worse, bye.))

This thread is worse than anything currently in existence on /soc/ AND /b/.

Son, you really disappointed your father. I wonder how /a/ feels about you.

>>6978072

>Thread starts out as gaiashit tripfag circlejerking
>Other boards crawl out the woodwork to fucking laugh out these faggots
>You made me proud, 4chan.

I hope Moot deletes this board, and you dickhats go back to Gaia so people can talk about Pokemon without having 1000 dicks in their mouths.

Too bad that will never happen and you faggots will continue on ruining everything to do with this series

>>6978057
Hah. Well. I'm not quite sure if she was being honest or if it was just a ploy to get money from me. But if I did, it wasn't my fault she decided to keep it.

As for those serving coffee, they seem to be out tonight. Even N. It's too quiet around here tonight.

>Mfw this fucking thread.

>>6978038
>this thread indeed
I'm not fucking surprised /v/ hates us

AAAAAAAAAAA
ASOFHDSF¨'A

AAAAAAAAA

ASIFONHI
I CANT


IASFOJAFDS
DSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPDJ

Does all of /vp/ accept this fucking faggotry?

I don't understand it, I mean, /vp/ was always shit, but to fall to this level of retardation?

For shame.

I got a heavy order of dragon dildos here, Who wants some?

They come in extra large, extraextra large and fitawhole10fists large.

>>6978057
>If that's the case, moot would keep this board up so the "cancer" doesn't spread,
You aren't very bright are you?

jesus christ you are stupid. With that logic, r9k would still be here.

It's been a few moths since i visited /vp/,
i thought it was good as in that id had more on topic content than /v/,

but what the fuck happened that you have mentally unstable retards roleplaying /vp/ ?
what
the
fuck
happened to you to let these retarded people shame you like this with role playing faggotry ?

You niggas be fuckin' weird, yo. Fuck.

ahahahaha you pathetic fucking freaks need to get a life

>>6978144
/vp/ are mostly fine with this as long as we dont shit up other threads.

>>6978105
Mhmm, I overheard your hotel room number before,
I'll be waiting at your door a little later,
Don't stay out too late!
>giggles before exiting the cafe
((The thread's pretty uninteresting and I need to get ready, going out in a bit,))
((I might go))
((Just pretend Erika and Steven fucked that night or something))

If you're going to roleplay can't you at least put some fucking detail into it
at least that, please

>>6978172
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>>6978170
((think I'm gonna head out too.

See y'all later.))

>>6978178
If you want RPing with detail then look at the Team Rocket RP.
This is a casual RP with no real plot.

I fist my own asshole, taking clobs of shit and covering my body with them.

At least /v/ isn't the 2nd worst board anymore.

>>6978167
What makes you choose to do this on a site where 99% of the non-retarded, not underage userbase hate you?

I'm sure there is other sites where you could do this and not have to shit up 4chan.

If you are going to roleplay, can you at least make it humorous ?
,because this shit in here is pathetic from beginning to end.

>>6978178
How can we is so many butthurt fag complain about shit that's not on their broad

>>6978195
>Casual RP
THAT'S NOT THE INTENT OF FUCKING RP.
RP IS A FUCKING STORY MEDIUM.
YOU WANT A FUCKING CASUAL SCREW AROUND CONVERSATION? GO OUTSIDE, TALK TO PEOPLE, GO ON A VENT FOR GOD'S SAKES.
JUST GET THE FUCK OUT.

>>6978208
I CANNOT INTO ENGLISH

>>6978160
This

If you want to fucking roleplay, take it to an IRC or something, or heck, even meet-up in real life (It's not fucking hard, I've done it before on here)

Just, please, stop it. I liked the old /vp/, now I just want it to die already.

­

>>6978195
>casual RP with no real plot
>RP
>no plot

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT. JUST GO OUTSIDE AND FUCKING LIVE.

>this thread

thank god this faggotry is confined to these virtual walls

They even used little asterisks and shit!

>>6978242
No real plot is more of an understatement.

Think of it like Majora's Mask. Majora's Mask focuses more on the sidequests than the main quest.

This allows for a more malleable rp where new users can enter easily without having to care too much about what's going on and for people to develop their own story arcs with larger ease.

>/vp/
I truly am disappointed

OKAY I HAVE A TRIPCODE NOW.

WHEN DO I START TO HAVE HOMOSEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH OTHER POKEMON??????

>>6978278
ahahaha

5 star post

See this shit?

Stop it.

>>6978274
No.
Roleplaying is dedicated to a plot. Always. Never is it different. You fucking insult the medium with such a fucking post.

>>6978278
You dont have to use a trip.
I only started using one a few days ago when someone tried to impersonate me.

/v/ here. WHAT THE FUCK

>>6978317
Wow.
You faggots don't even know a shitty troll when you see one.
Do the internet a favor and just leave.

>>MFW /vp/

Awful tripfag circlejerk.

Wait, you say that RP is a medium that needs a plot and should be respected and is God and blah blah blah tl;dr

And yet you come here to insult it.

>>6978325
I know it was an obvious troll, just felt like pointing it out.

>>6978258
>>6978278

I laughed so hard I started farting uncontrollably and snot came running down my nose.

>>6978317
Please dear god you're not serious

>>6978341
Yes. Because htis isn't RP. it's faggots using asterisks thinking they're cute or funny.
I hope you die.

I'm glad you homo RPing homos are no longer on /v/

You've fallen so low /vp/, just yesterday you were trash we didn't want to smell anymore, so we gave you a board.

Now you're smothering yourselves with your own horrible community, so much that you constantly have a /v/ tab open, trying to steal some of that glory.

A pokemon RP thread that hasn't been gary bombed? Yay, it's back! It's finally back!

>>6978278
FUCKING FIVE STAR POST OH SHIT

>>6978387
Piss off, fag.

>This board.

I remember the first few days when /vp/ was born and I had just got back into Pokemon again, it was awesome. I fled back to /v/ when it soon went down the shitter.

>Mfw I get linked back here and see it's only got worse

*runs in, steals all the drinks, and runs out*

>this thread

>>6978454
We don't want any RPfags here.
Get the fuck out.

>/vp/

>>6978454
*runs in, sucks all the dicks, and runs out*

What the fuck is this shit? Not even /r9k/ at its lowest was this bad.

>>6978454
>>*minces around like the world's ending tomorrow and I have to get all my inane faggotry out in one go*

/vp/ ran out of content 2 weeks after its creation

It temporarily had something new when BW came out, but again, within 2 weeks they were done with that too

95% of all threads on /vp/ are rehashes of reposts

>>6978446
Shit got worse faster than /soc/
>>6978454
Oh fuck off

*I sit on the bar stool and whip out my large, pink dick. I start to masturbate as I watch all the commotion. As my legpits start sweating, I wipe my paw on them and smell it.*

Mmm

ahahaahahhahahahah ho fuck u guyas are all retarded gay fcuks how retardumb ar u guys sitting in u basements roleplayingg with other fat nerdds get lives rofl or just keep fukin ur pokeman

>>6978454
*pulls out a bottle of vodka and proceeds to pour everyone another drink*
>>6978308
If you play D&D with a good DM, you will find that games tend to have a higher focus on sub plots so that they aren't short or boring. The main plot is usually in the background in a sense. Furthermore, need I remind you that roleplaying does not need a plot at all. Role playing in the purest sense is merely a game made out of acting in character. More often than not, these games tend to focus on the development of the character, with not one, but several plots. A game is not over when the knight slays the evil demon who has placed a curse on his home town, that is only the end of one plot when there are many more to come.
>>6978402
NO U.

>>6978566
You pretend to fuck pokemon.

YOU PRETEND TO FUCK POKEMON.

>>6978566
I'm not talking fucking DnD. Even then, DnD is a GAME. THIS ISN'T. RP AGAIN, IS A MEDIUM FOR LITERARY ENTERTAINMENT. THIS IS JUST A GROUP OF FAGGOTS TALKING USING ASTERISKS THINKING IT MAKES THEM LOOK COOL, CUTE OR FUNNY. TO RP, YOU NEED A PLOT PAST "WE'RE FRIENDS AND WE'RE CHATTING."
PISS OFF.

/v/ here. Just coming to check on you Pokemon exiles. How are ya'll doi—

Oh dear god.