>Warps in

Ah.. this will certainly be a battle to be remembered...

Red ribbons and Rockets flying everywhere~

Ohai Guizes.

>Team Rocket vs Red Ribbon
Nice. Will watch.

>>4089223
from team rocket

Well uhh....cool...

>>4089223

Ah, slowpoke.. you seem to be on a bad streak today, Perhaps you are nervous that we will defeat you hm?

>>4089219
Indeed, it shall be a wonderful skirmish.

Okay let's see, Freeze, HSOWA 9, 6 and 4, Aqua aaaaand Mannequin. RIGHT I'M REDDY TO GO!

Listen up, everyone. We have been invited to attend a tournament.

*The Rockets were scouring the skies in their ship, prepared for the battle mentioned in the announcement to them yesterday, waiting for the location of the battle*

>>4089267
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFfluBYzrrk
I can't take much more waiting!

>>4089282
*Tobi turned to Alex on the bridge of the ship*

Calm down, we'll get it eventually. Make sure everyone is ready Alex.

>>4089291
Alright.
*I move over to the radio for the ship*
ALRIGHT! EVERYONE THE TIME IS NEAR! LETS WHIP SOME ASS!

Sanger stood on top of the DyGenGuard, his gaze fierce.

Yawns and saunters over to the breakfast table, with a cup of tea and a newspaper. I flip it open to read the economics section and news. Nothing interesting, so I gently put it to the side. I wave to my friends as I sluggishly walk over to the door to receive the mail. Junk mail, Junk mail, "Playboy for Kris", and I toss it over to her. Junk "Legends hunt monthly" and give it to Eusine, Team Rocket, ju- Team Rocket? I open it carefully. "Dear Red Ribbon Army, I, M.Bison, have formally invited you to my tournament, where you, and your comrades, will due competitive battle with Team Rocket. The winner gets 3 Million dollars in cash......Signed M.Bison" hmmm...whats this all about. "P.S. Bring Lyra and her friends too, given the current circumstances, they shall work with you...no exceptions."....somethings up. "Guys, what do you think of this?"

Zera was excited to participate in the fight, he saw it as a chance to show of his skills.

Rocket will probably win... How much money I can bet?

>>4089299

*Finishes putting on his Chef's gear*
Well guys, time to cook up a storm!

>>4089219
well, the two powers of small are discovered...
on the rocket side, me, mew.
on the red ribbon side, dimentio.

>>4089299
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

­

>Stumbles in looking around the room

So Wait.. what are we doing here again?

>>4089321
Rosa is with him. "Are you sure our cooking skills are going to be needed?"

Hyaaah!

Yo! I am ready now! So what's up guys?!

>>4089312
Playb-

I mean uh...
...I don't know anything about Bisons but THREE MILLION DOLLARS WILL BUY ME A LOT OF BOOZE AND PLAYBOY LET'S DO IT!

>>4089323
Get the fuck out, cunt.

>>4089321
*Tobi announces over the ship's speakers*

Alright Everyone this is the captain speaking, your faithful and humble boss Tobi! the broadcast said we are fighting some guys called the Red Ribbon army, the prize is great and will bring us even closer to finishing Pryce's device! Let's get this show on the road!

>>4089323

[[Mew, you ain't battling.]]

>>4089291

Tobi, status repot.

Running systems check.

Cannon: Online and at max power.

Sensors: On full alert.

Repair functions: Standing by.

Morty yawned and looked around.
"Wow. Looks to be a pretty crazy fight."

>>4089312
I say we go. If Lyra, Ocelot, and Raiden are working for us, due to "circumstances", then it must be serious. Lets go Edgeworth.

>>4089351
Right, we are holding position above the regions, waiting for the coordinates of the tournament, I'm sure they know how to contact us

>>4089312
Baby, I was BORN READY!

>>4089350

>boss

Excuse me?

>>4089299
Zegen is sitting against a wall, stroking his Luxray's mane as the message is sent out.

>>4089350
*Currently driving*
So whats the deal with this tournament exactly?

>>4089312
Oh hey, I was wondering when that was getting he- 3 million you say? I could definitely find Suicune with that sort of money...

>>4089344

Hah, it isn't our cooking skills they should be wary of. Although, there may be quite a bit of food required anyway, you know much the rest of the Rocket's eat themselves.

>>4089369

I see.

>>4089381
*Tobi sweatdrops*
hehe sorry boss, force of habit while you were gone.

>Rubs his head sheepishly

>>4089386
We got an announcement yesterday about a battle that's taking place. We've been summoned apparently. Though we might as well, besides it could be fun.

So you mix the 2 most faggots threads in /vp/ and you get faggotry ^ 2? oh boy

I mean, it's not even Team rocket VS another team, of the heroes or I don't know.

Fuck you /vp/, fuck you /vp/

>>4089312
3 mill

Typhlosion had a garbage bag slung over his shoulder. He was getting tired of waiting.

"When the fuck are we getting there?"

>>4089409
I hope the ship will be put to good use!

*Bison appears on monitors on Team Rocket's ship*

Welcome, Team Rocket, you are clear for landing.

>>4089427
Roger.
*I bring the ship down*

>>4089422
I'm sure it will. Especially after the things Dell did to update it.
I think he left you a manual or some schematics, check the glove compartment or something, he put a bunch of new weapons on.

>>4089399
"We could also open up shop while we're there and make some money on the side."

>>4089427
*over intercom*

careful everyone, stay together, there's still the possibility of this being a huge trap.

..Dad...I heard about the tornament...Can I join too? Please, I just want to destroy the Red Ribbons badly, please let me fight. After this, I shall leave forever, -Gets on knee to show respect-

>>4089438
Already memorized.
*On Radio*
Prepare for landing!

>>4089438
and 300 rare candies in the engine.

>>4089351
ok boss. i'll stay at the base, then. i'll only attack in defence IF they invaid the base.

ReshiRaiden! They've landed. I'll follow them into the tournament and see just what's going on! Over and out.

>>4089455
good ews. i will spectate.

-gets into Sub- RED RIBBONS, HEAD OUT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZs_mrR02MA

(For the sake of everyone, make the tournament at Bisons area, NEUTRAL ground )

>>4089451
Zegen stands up as his Luxray becomes more alert, sparks coursing across its body.

Sanger followed the ship, his mech easily keeping up with the Rockets. He saw they were landing and landed alongside them.

>>4089483
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....and I'm all out of bubblegum.

-gets in sub-

*Tobi leaves the Bridge to head outside, Honchkrow following him, Armand on his head, and Arbok in his ball*

Matt, Science Team, I need you to stay aboard this thing in case we have to get out fast. Or if things get too intense

>>4089483

Always here for help, Miles!

>>4089518
Roger that.

>Flips the Armada of submarines into view, now ready to dock

Shall we friends?

>>4089518
*I follow Tobi*
Finally some action!

>>4089451
Zera prepares himself for both the landing and the fight ahead. He takes a deep breath. "I really hope I don't screw this up."

-takes dawn- Lets go babe! -gets into copter.-

>>4089446

Aye, that ain't such a bad idea. I'll leave you in charge of setting up, you can borrow most of my pokemon to help you too. But I'll need Jet, Amp and Grace.

>>4089518
oh hey a little thing about arbok....
it knows extreme speed now....

Matron decided to give it a go. It was just what she needed to get back into the fighting game.

"Alright, we're gonna win this bitch!" Templar was giving Matron a mandatory pep talk. "Play it simple, play it safe, and most of all, play it--"

"Shut it, fool!" Matron silenced Templar. "I'm concentrating."

"Can't believe you decided to join, Matron..." Adelade was amused. "Didn't think you'd jump at the opportunity."

"Eh... I had to give it a go. You both out there fighting all the time made me realize I was slacking."

Pandora sang a chant to keep the group at peace.

>>4089527
Hold on just let me finish this.

-takes one last drag of his cigar-

Okay, let's go.

>>4089543
Oh your here to Slowpoke? Great, and uh... I don't know how he could but I'll take your word for it.

ADVENTUUUUUURE

>>4089536
[[Your going down.]]

>>4089527
Uhh...sure...Oh boy...

Heh, Alrighty then. Lets go! -jumps into Edgeworths sub-

>>4089555
Genetics how do they work.

>>4089530
He follows them, " Don't you guys find this a bit strange? A complete stranger wants us to fight another organization for his entertainment."

>>4089483
AWW YEAH SUB TIME!

Finally reporting in.

>>4089553
Is that a...METAL GEAR? It's smoking! Maybe I'll take a photo or two.
*click click*

I'll follow this one closely.

>>4089578
Who cares? 3 million and a battle sounds great to me!

>>4089578
yeah, of course we could always extort him too. Sounds like he has a lot of money and he did just invite every Rocket into his land.

>>4089587
A metal gear? I HAVE ONE OF THOSE!

HOW COME THEY GET SUBS AND HELICOPTERS!?!?

>>4089540
"All right, but I'm planning on fighting as well."

>>4089587
...why is there a box following me?

>>4089581
*runs in after him*
I'm here, too.

Huh.

"Gold" was it?

Too bad, I was expecting a challenge. I guess you'll have to do.

>>4089606
Don't complain, we have a gigantic flying dimensional battleship. With a helicopter or two IN IT. We just don't have a submarine...

>>4089606
because we are... LED LIBBON.

>>4089617
Light in on fire, see what happens.

>>4089643

I kept telling you to let me steal Team Aquas. And now we're behind, nice work boss.

Allright then, so who will be my challenge?

>>4089606
-puts out Cigar- lets move out -blows out smoke- -leaves in Metal Gear Ray-

>>4089610

"Still, we won't be fighting at the same time, so I'll leave you to set up in the beginning while I attract customers."

>>4089617
*shuffle*
*freeze*
...

>>4089657
Nah, I need to conserve strength and shit.

>Floats over by Lyra

You seem rather iritated about something m'dear, is everything hunky dorey-okay?

"ALL SCIENCE TEAM!"
"REPORT IN!"

So, I'm fighting a 'Raiden'? Isn't that the lightning guy?

>>4089665
>>4089665
We can get to that later alright! It's pretty damn hard to find a bunch of fanatical Aquaphiles underwater! Do I need to mention the gigantic battleship again? It has drills on it for Arceus sake!

>>4089669
Sanger stood in the DyGenGuard, eying the new arrivals.

>Rockets just go there
>Red Ribbon is going in Helicopters, subs, Metal Gears, and with a theme ANIMOOTED.

Red Ribbon > Team Rocket so far.

"I don´t even know why I´m here...I´m not a Rocket, damn..."

*sigh*

"Well...3 million sounds good, I suppose..."

>>4089545

Templar grabbed the back of his neck. "Yeah, there's something I gotta say..."

"What's that?" Matron turned to him.

"I kinda... Fibbed up the paperwork... I'm fighting in your stead..."

Matron almost snapped. "That... Is the LAST time I have you do paperwork..."

"Hehe... Sorry..." Templar turned away and fled before Matron could kill him.

>>4089594

Right. However, I am looking foward to test my mettle.

>>4089703
[[we had a large ship and theme as well.]]

>>4089696
I hope it will be fun!

>>4089678
HEY QUIT IT.

-kicks box-

>>4089687
As the Science Team gathers, Delta deploys into his standing form. He runs a diagnostics.

>>//.... BLASTER CANNONS: 100%
>>//... SHIELD GENERATORS: 100%
>>//... COMBAT PROTOCOLS ON STAND-BY
>>//... SAFETY PROTOCOLS.... DISENGAGED

"DROIDEKA DESIGNATE- DELTA 3829 PREPPED AND READY FOR COMBAT."

>>4089689
-strikes down in a bolt of lightning- That is I

Templar looked out the viewing window.

"So... Whose my opponent?"

So where's this Cynthia... I want to start this already!

>>4089704
As Alowwe disembarks, she sees Seven, apparently also joining in. She smiles and walks up to him.

"Hey Sev, wassup? Entering the tourney too, I see. How's the face holding up?"

>>4089744
>Goes to put on Thunder Robe
>Remembers he has no Fighter and thus nobody to carry his equipment

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck.

Zegen looks around, idly adjusting his coat, searching around for whoever his opponent was.

>>4089590
>>4089594
"Meh, you're right, do you guys know who you're fighting individualy when we get there?

So, where's this M. Buffalo everyone is talking about?

...man, come on Zippocat, we should wait by Genital Gear.

Goddamnit this wait is killin' me!

>>4089800
I've got to fight Cynthia... I wanted to have a real fight too...

>>4089703
>Implying we didn't arrive on a massive flying battleship

Nice reading comprehension, bro.

>>4089766
I am here.

I got someone named.... Dawn?? That sounds pretty... not dangerous.


[[ oh shit, 10 year old kids are super effective against Team Rocket members! ]]

>>4089781

"It´s ok, Matron patched it already. So who are you fighting? I´ll go against an Eusine guy...who know who is he..."

ALRIGHT WHO'S FIRST?

>>4089833
>>4089800
>>4089814
>Disembarks, meeting up with the others,

Hey guys, ready for some fighting?

*Goes off away from where everyone is gathered, possibly to prepare*

>>4089848

Templar walks out of the ship, meeting up with Jamen. "Who you fighting?"

>>4089833
Trust me I'm no wimp! Ill wipe the floor with you!

>>4089838
"I dunno, some little kid. "Ethan" or "Logan" or some shit."

>To everyone

Calm yourselves my fiesty foes, We must wait untill the man of the hour adresses his concerns, and match ups.

>>4089822
Good to know. I hope your ready to lose!

>>4089848
Of course!
*Armand makes an epic pose of triumph while Honchkrow just nods in the back*

I hope you will give it all, Zonvolt! I won't hold back.

Okay, so who got me?

>>4089848
HELL YAH I AM!

GREETINGS HOMOSEXUALS

I have the big boss known as "Giovanni"...heh...-closes eyes- Typical.

did somebody say edgeworth?

Ooh, an inter-team battle! How fun.

*produces a bucket of popcorn, watching*

>>4089868
Sanger smiled. "Let us fight like honorable men, my foe!"

>>4089730
!
*swoosh*
Stop right there! *cachink* I don't want to fight you! Your business is with them, not me. I'm here to find out just what's going on. You don't want to miss it.

And I don't either.
>>4089862

>>4089839

A Typhlosion with robotic legs walks up to Dennis, looking him up and down.

"You my opponent? Pfft, I have this shit in the bag."

Ty walked away to get prepared. He laughed as he walked away,

"I don't know who I'm fighting, are they going to tell me when I get there?"

>>4089883
THIS IS NOT PLAYBOY IT'S UH-

...hiiiii

>>4089856

Dunno Temp, wait, I thought Matron was fighting, you here to cheer her on?

>>4089861

"Meh...well, I hope to see you in the finals. Imagine, 3 million for the winner...all the things I can buy with that..."

>>4089860
Eh! *Tobi backs up, shaking his hands trying to calm the girl down*

I wasn't calling you weak! H-honest!

*Armand facefaults and Honchkrow shakes his head in disappointment*

>>4089883

>>4089898

"COME ON TY! YOU CAN DO IT!" Mags was on the sidelines charring for Typhlosion with Alizah. "SHOW HIM YOUR MOVES!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EayOfuxT0pg

*Bison stands above everyone on a platform*

Welcome my distinguished guests. You have been chosen to represent your respective team for glory and honor.

I have collected tabs on each and every one of you and have selected the following order of the matches.

Tobi v. Dawn

Alex v. Cynthia

Bakura v. Ryu

Slowpoke v. Yellow

Zegen v. Kris

Seve v. Eusine

Alowwe v. Gold

Giovanni v. Edgeworth

Typhlosion v. Dennis

Mage v. RaidenHow

Sanger v. Goku

Silver v. Lyra

Keith v. Dimentia

Droideka v. Morty

Scythe v. Clair

Eevee v. Ocelot

This can be really epic or really terrible.

>>4089902
Seems my trap has worked.

>>4089922
Zegen... Zegen... Zegan? I, uh...

Vegan?

Vegan? I'm fighting a vegan?

AW HELL, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS THROW SOME GROUND BEEF AT IT!

>>4089838
Oh, I'm against you? Well, nice to meet you and uh.. May the best man win, I guess...

>>4089898
Alrighty, odds are against me.Fucking fire types, well equip aqua cassette and hope those legs of his are brittle. Oh well, isn't any worse than the time I had to kill the Dinosaurs, ho boy that was a crazy weekend.

>>4089922
Eh? so this is the guy. Looks like I'm up first!

>>4089895

Let's just get this party started!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

-Turns SSJ

>>4089922
START THE GAME ALREADY!

>>4089703
You were saying?

>>4089944
Best man?
Oh Eusine don't lie to your opponent

>>4089922
Alowwe pounds her fist into her hand, grinning maniacally at the match-up. She calmly walked to the waiting room, waiting for her match to begin.

>>4089922
Hhmmm...So Dawn is up first eh?

>>4089922
Droideka?
...

>>4089944

"The name´s Seven. I wish you good luck."

>>4089860
people like this exist.

i think im going to kill myself

>>4089922
*watches from a distance*
Hm. This might prove to be fun. I wonder who Ryu is.