Hey, everybody!

dat sum new thread?

Sweet jesus.

REPORTING IN FOR MORE SHITSTORM

Son of a bitch!

DECLARATION: I am currently present within this thread.

This is now a Gary thread.

back. with pizza.

Cacturne chilling in the background.

Red reporting the fuck in.

So, any word on when Red's coming out of the closet?

>>405353

Pokemon rp threads. Lurkan, laughan, trollan

And lo, I am born anew!

So, fellow gens of old, what shall happen in the tides of the past's future?
We shall see, as the evens unfold,
As the tale of the whore Garde, is told!

I have arrived with my new spell: Mind Bullets.

Outta curiosity, what is the purpose of these threads? General fucking around and shit?
I don't have a problem with them, just curious as I seem it a lot.

What's the topic for this thread?

I've gotta go, guys.
If you see Gold, tell him I'm going to kick his ass.

You guys are being filtered by a whole lot of people you know

these roleplay threads are silly but every one of those gary pictures makes me laugh

>>405435
Gary Oak

brb, foods.

>>405430
LOLRANDUMB.

One person not fucked by red reporting in.

>>405438
We don't care.

>>405430
Bingo.
You hit the nail on the head

Jack of Trades Hydro, on the scene.

>>405488

>>405475
Still think we should change that.

It's storming like a fucking angry Arceus here, or Rayquaza is having one hell of a party.

Garde, come on silly. Stop being such a goof. If you get any more upset your pelvis is going to crack under the strain and then all the babies growing in your uterus will get their necks cracked and die.

You don't want that to happen do you? Come on. I just got this dildo from a truck driver at dennies. Its 8 inches long, covered in bumps. It viberates, and it self lubricates with this thin slippery film that warms up for intense hot anal pounding. * wraps it around her curvy hips and playfully thrusts forward a bit while the dildo drips lubricant from its tip.

O.... the dildo strap on is viberating against my own clit while i'm wearing it.. emmmm ... :DDD *pokes her own wet anus and it twitches* Oh!!

Garde this feels so good! Come over here please... mmm....

>>405513
Garayquaza*

>>405507
It's a trap!

>>405516

>>405516

DECLARATION: When the Pokemon is dead, they are usually chopped into pieces according to the type of meat

>>405554
Almost get.

>I'm in four slots

>My face （　´ω`）

i wasn't fucked by red.

>>405516
.... can I come over there instead?

>>405496
Oh, god, what?

>>405516
Ma'am. You seem to be naked.

...Put some clothes on. I CAN'T BE A POET LIKE THIS.

I'm going to have a fucking mental breakdown, you whore. YOU WHORE. YOU'RE JUST LIKE GARDE. JUST. LIKE. HER.

>>405507

Maybe if you turn into this suave motherfucker.

>>405577
inb4 hardcore cybering

>>405582
Whoa u mad?

>>405579
By the way, Hello

>>405582
QUERY: Why does she need clothes? All Pokemon are naked.

>>405475

We need more of this dirty little whore here.

Reporting!

>>405604

>>405582
He mad

>>405494
You should care.

A lot of people aren't seeing your posts.

>>405611

>>405633
took you long enough...

>>405611
that's not true, I'm wearing this hat.

>waiting for a berserk Garde to enter thread

>>405570
And then you return the bones to whence they came, and the Pokemon is reborn.

According to myth.

>>405611
GODDAMNIT, BECAUSE SHE'S A HUMAN.

I'll break you, you little piece of shit. I'll fucking END YOU.

>>405582
I second this.
>>405573
Stop posting that. I'm still pissed I wasn't on the original.
>>405577
Don't go there, silver.

I heard Red died on Mt. Silver.

Is that true?

>>405573

>My face （　´ω`）
>don't you mean :>=

>>405650
Hey Porygon

>>405516
You, yes you. Get out you are everything wrong in this thread.

Where's wotter?

Meh.
I'm going to hang out over here. Scream if you need me to break up a fight or something.

>>405650
ACKNOWLEDGMENT: Hello.

>>405588
I'll work on it.
I'm Red, I can do anything.

>>405677
Sup gary

>>405674

If so, a lot of girls sure like necrophilia.

>>405697

>>405697

>implying you can turn into blonde eye candy that I'd ruin