reporting

Hey.

Reporting in. With a headache.

Reporting in.
(With funds to fix the roof, if we need them.)

>>2705202
>>2705209
>>2705210

*Nods to each one of you.*

[[FUCK YEAH, ON TIME! stll mad at me silver?]]

>>2705230

I've been working on it since last night
*horrible wood planks nailed across hole*

>>2705202
>>2705230

Reporting in. Also, few questions:

What happened after I left
Where the hell did my metagross go.

guys! I just found out that Link is actually Spiderman!!!

>>2705246
tobi..just stop. in no way do THOSE help fix things, just let us hire someone profesional

>>2705245
[[not really. you're just a faggot.]]

>>2705246

Excellent work, Tobi.

>>2705230
>>2705245

*Nods to both of you.*

>>2705256

[[ well.... Giselle is dead ]]

Evening.

>>2705284
HOLY SHIT

>>2705294

Ok, someone just fill me in of last night, starting where I left.

>>2705284
and why is there a hole in the roof?

>>2705287
[[D: why, because i use a perfectly legit arcanine and you hate me for it? i TOLD you all i have is ubers going into the battle, and you still yelled at me]]

*enters the HQ with a bag full of alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages*

Sup Rockets, I hope I´m not late. I needed to buy some drinks because Gengar drank almost all of them yesterday.

>>2705210

Hi Arrow, how are you?

>>2705296

[[It had to be made evetually.]]

>>2705303

[[I take it that you lost to Modified Glaceon.]]

>>2705342
[[dialga i can deal with, even though it was still unfair. the arcanine? no. thats broken as fuck. its an event one and NOT legit.]]

>>2705332

You don´t want to know. Let´s just forget about what happened yesterday.

>>2705343
For someone who took the shockwave of a Gengar's explosion and then drank herself stupid?
Surprisingly alright.

>>2705382

[[He did :3]]

>>2705332

I knd of used explosion to take care of a major problem...

So the only clues as to what happened last night are that giselle is dead, theres a hole in the roof and that my metagross is GONE?

>>2705332
>>2705327

[[ basically silver found gengar while i was in the room with him talking about what happened and giselle lied to both of them to get them to fight each other for revenge for something... i had arbok use glare then let them go after i pointed out that they both seem to be telling the truth of what they were told, they worked it all out while glaceon went to the hospital and figured out what giselle was doing, she got back and explained how she used everyone and tried to call zekrom to attack us but it hit her again, she was still alive so gengar had crit mass shadow balls into her face and the rest of us jumped out of the room in time, zekroms thunder or one of gengar's shadow balls hit the roof]]

>>2705440

And now begins my ERRATIC SEARCH FOR A GIANT FLOATING MAGNET MONSTER THAT SHOULDN'T BE AS DIFFICULT AS IT WILL TURN OUT.

One of the things I noticed about these threads is the mass consumption of alcohol. I just want to know... why?

Is it a requirement to be an alcoholic before you can join Team Rocket or something?

>>2705394

I´m glad.

I´ll be in my office. It seems I haven´t worked on my schedule since I stucked as a Glaceon.

>>2705491

[[ i don't know why its so overused either frankly... its not a requirement though ]]

>>2705491

Not really, but a lot of shit happened yesterday, so we're all trying our best to forget about it.

>>2705491

[Nope.I don't drink and I'm still here.]

inb4 Gayllade

>>2705513
[It totally should be.]

>>2705488
>>2705488

[[So this saga is more or less done with?]]

>>2705563

[[ i'd say so ]]

>>2705491

It's just the precursor to furry gay sex and RP, no need to worry, it's all in a days work for Team Rocket.

>>2705491

Flareon is usually the only one that drinks alcohol here. I don´t, it makes me feel dizzy and sick.

[[shimeji Eevee pics sure are useful here]]

Evening.

>>2705563

I'd say so.

[[AND THUS IS THE SERIES FINALE OF "the evils of truth and love".]]

>>2705491

[[That's Modified Glaceon's thing. He started developing a drinking habit. Hope that we don't have to go do an intervention.]]

>>2705606

I DOWNLOADED IT

IT'S THE CUTEST THING EVER

TOSSING EEVEES ALL AROUND MY SCREEN, ALL DAY ER'RY DAY

>>2705491

[[Giovanni really drinks coffee anyway.]]

>>2705621

[[ and there's our next plot haha! ]]

>>2705609

[Hey Hector.]

>>2705645

[[Aw, hell naw.]]

>>2705645

[[Hm, yes.]]

Also, quick question: Why can EVERYONE ELSE'S pokemon talk? I understand modified eevee/everythingelsehere because, you know they're modified. But EVERY POKEMON IN THE BUILDING CAN TALK.

>>2705644
Noone says if yer drunk ye have to be in Team Rawkit

>>2705609

[[Evening, Hector. Yesterday was quite the drama.]]

>>2705645
[[Oh god damn it.]]

>>2705708

[[ it's pokemon they aint gotta explain shit ]]

>>2705613
[[lol

anyways, ive had a running plot for some time now, with this black diamond. i already know how it should play out, at least the general backbone of it. it just seems that the regulars to the plot arent always here. yesterday they were, but I had to deal with Giselle/Gengar
>>2705606
>>2705641
TYPHLOSION IS SUPERIOR]]

>>2705739

And yet my pokemon don't talk. And all the pokemon have HIGHER RANKS THEN US.

>>2705708
I blame Jessie's Meowth. He's started a trend amongst the Rocket Pokémon.

>>2705621

No boss, I´m not...I mean, Glaceon is not alcoholic. I was just depressed and stole Flareon´s beverage supply. He´s the one that drinks a lot, but it´s ok, he´s never affected by the alcohol.

So...any missions to do today?

>>2705641

Do you have the shiny Eevee shimeji too?

>My copy of Diamond goes through the washing machine
>Put it in my DS expecting the worst
>It works fine, save file is still there
>MFW

Reporting!

>>2705742

Hey, Silver- Everything that happened with Giselle...
We're still cool, right? I'm sorry if you're sorry.

>>2705747
Thats because they are better at their jobs. Maybe if you trained once in a while

>>2705708

[[We did have a Starly and Wobbuffet that didn't. I'm letting it slide due to Meowth being a talking Pokemon.]]

>>2705717

[[Shu, shu, go away.]]

>>2705747

u jelly

>>2705762
[[why are you suddenly all cute and nice

what have you done with the real garde

whatever it is, leave her there and you stay]]

ANYWAY, TIME FOR SOME NOT-PLOT FILLER.

-browsing PC-

Oh, an alakazam that knows teleport. Would be useful now that I lack a metagross.

-alakazam GET.-

[[No, I won't be teleporting ANY TIME SOON, just figured I could if the need arised]]

>>2705785
Of course. I hope I didn't do much damage. Well whatever it is, the blast probably ended up doing more.

[[froslass... giselle? that would make so much sense.]]

>>2705759

Not presently, no.

((All your responses to my alcoholism question amused me. I'm gonna start reading these threads from now on, as I currently have no idea what the hell everyone is talking about.))

>>2705759

I didn't

>Goes to site to download it
>"Bandwidth limit exceeded"
>Why.png

>>2705799

I'm always nice you foolish foolish fool

>>2705835

[[Yes, that WOULD make sense. After all, she was...

-shades-

An ICE QUE-shot-]]

>>2705851
[[Glad someone appreciates the humour in all this. We've been attracting a lot of negative attention as of late.]]

>>2705835

[[Look here >>2705791.]]

>>2705835

Nah, you didn't do anything worse than crap things I've put up with in my (un)-life.
[[If so, I think we might end up seeing tsundere Gengar in the near future... Arceus help you all.]]

>>2705851

[Good,then you'll find out what we are doing.Half the time,some of us don't even know what's going on.]

>>2705874

Frosty bitch would also have been accepted.

>>2705924

[[I was going to anyway.]]

>>2705867
>Garde
>always nice
[[so many possible reaction images to that post]]

>>2705851

[[Well, there was more going on yesterday. We do not have a lot of the players here today. But stick around if you want to.]]

>>2705934

[[Wait silver... Notice how her name no longer says ROCKET garde...]]

FFFFFFFFFFfuck, now everyone's drunk.

>>2705934

>>2705893
Implying comparing one action of a person justified or penalizes the action of another.

>>2705934

She´s nice at her own way.

:3

>>2705973

Most of us aren't.

>Pokégear rings
>Answers it.
Arrow speaking.
Mm-hmm.... Wait, WHAT? You have permission to access my PC storage. Place it in there immediately.
No, you can't keep it...
>hangs up
Today is already awesome.

>>2705183
Isn't there like... a pokemon based PETA or something like that??

Because that would be a war of epic proportions

>>2705947
[Shouldn't these people be doing their jobs, like stealing Pokemon?]

>>2705965

[[Garde was never really a member to begin with. Garde did not go through proper procedure. Giovanni just allowed Garde to be a member and to have an office so that Garde would be out of the way. Notice how Garde doesn't do anything at all.]]

>>2706006
Mind explaining?

[[>always amazed by these rps, dreamed of joining]]
[[>"oh man i wonder if i can rp as a pokemon, id love to be an eevee"]]
[[>find spots ben taken, hurpderp to even apply, depressed, but sit back and happily watch these threads to the deepest extent]]
[[also, i congratulate you, with the slightest pinch of envy]]

I forgot I had changed it

My mistake

>Eevee Shimeji blocks some text while it's climbing the screen
>Toss it away
>Look down for a second
>It's multiplied

I love this thing.

>>2705965
[[wait... what...?]]

>>2705924
Atleast I aint a whore.

>>2705762
My copy of Ruby went through the wash once. Still works.
Incidentally, I have a Gardevoir named "Gardewhore" on it

>>2706015

[[You'd think that wouldn't you. But Pokemon come in here already wanting to become members.]]

>>2706014

[[None that I've heard of, but you'd think one would exist.]]

>>2706037

[[Eevee´s my favorite Pokémon, of course I wouldn´t let anybody to take it before me. :3]]

MFW Eevee's, Eevee's everywhere!

Has anyone seen either Bakura yet? I'm worried.

>>2706092

[[Reminds me, aren't we working with team plasma? The team that WANTS POKEMON TO BE FRIENDS?]]

>>2706037
[[you can still join

giovanni, you need to put something like visitors always welcom as 2nd post or something because people are so afraid to come to these threads]]

>>2706035
That was a call from one of my underlings who was helping me coordinate the activities in Isshu.

They caught the Pokémon that was attacking our operation.

>>2706014

[[Plasma? They are too busy watching Red and White being lovey-dovey]]

>>2706125

Which pokemon?

I'll be back

>>2706118

[[That's more of Cyrus' thing. That's his little colaboration.]]

>>2706111

[[Bakura is going to be late.]]

>decides he might want to join and rp as an eevee (favorite pokemon)
>sees it taken
>oh well, maybe a Glaceon
>sees it taken too
>fuckthisshitiquit

*continues nailing boards to hole in roof*

>>2706092
[Not shiny ones. Except that one Jirachi.]

>>2706122

[[Probably should add that in the OP. Others can join as an already existing Pokemon. That is the reason for trip codes.]]

>>2706136
Some kind of oversized insect. Not Genesect, something more like a moth.

>>2706189

[What are your other favorite Pokémon then?]

>>2706055

Hey, Frosty, quick question- Did you happen as a result of normal means, (ie, evolution), or did you happen because some chick died?
Just a nagging question, that's all.

>>2706055
>>2705924

((Pokébitches and Pokéwhores. *bricked* also fucking captcha))

>>2706215

[[Shiny Jirachi was "captured" by Rocket Janitor Jack. I think it was screen capped. Sorry to say that I did not save it myself.]]

>>2706189

[[And why don´t you play as a human? Too many Rocket Pokémon here already. Also yes, I use every Eeveevolution here, sorry]]

GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE EEVEE!!!

oh well, guess I'll have some ice pops then.

This place has gotten a bit crazy, hasn't it?

>>2706246

[[ that jirachi showed up last night and decided to sit on my head for a while, he was one of the pokemon i pulled out of the room in time for gengars attack

>>2706223

Oh I have one of those. Its the only heating I have for my room, seeing as how I get a tiny little office with a bed and a computer.

>>2706216

[[Could someone explain tripcodes to me? Sorry, newfag here (mostly)]]

>>2706269

not like it wasn't crazy from the start.

>>2706149
>>2706149
>>2706149
D'aww. Looks like I just missed you.

>>2706276

[[Well, that means you were borrowing it from Jack. Or it decided to help you on it's own.]]

>>2706269

It only got crazy because of giselle. But, that plot is OVER. And eventually a new one will begin.

>>2706246
[Heh. I bet Team Rocket would be interested in winning a few more.]

>>2706189
>>2706103
>>2706037
myfavirotepokemoniseevee general?

>>2706258

Take it down yourself. It looks adorable when you do that. <3

>>2706287

[[See the part where it says "BOSS"? That's a trip-code. You need only type in a number followed by whatever word you want as your code. The thing about mine is that it was specially made to spell out "BOSS," while most trip-codes are just random asortment of letters and numbers.]]

>>2706315

>>2706232

((Vaporeon, Vulpix, Jolteon, and Gyarados.

But Vaporeon and Vulpix are a bit too... feminine and Jolteon is just kinda meh. I don't think I would do a good Jolteon. Also Gyarados just does not work.

I could try Leafeon though, thats another of my favorite Eeveelutions. But I've never rped in my life and I always never try it cause I would fuck it up))

>>2706313
Wait, that crazy Giselle person was here?
..Oh well, I guess it's over now.
Probably not for long.
[[Now, I wait.]]

>>2706287

About tripcodes, right next to your name you have to put #tripcode and ##tripcode for a secure one. Mine was requested.

>>2706350
[[you just become a different character. also, you dont have to be a pokemon. in fact, most people would probably rather a new trainer/human than a new pokemon.]]

>>2706318
Good god now they're all up there.

>>2706346

[[Ah yes. Thank you. Now, watch as I will (most likely) fail at doing so.]]

>>2706238
I've been around for a long time...

A very long time...

>>2706287

[[I can try making a trip for you. A short word, not mor than 5 letters.]]

You sad?

>>2706382

[[Yep, immense fail right here.]]

>>2706350

[[Thinkof the type of person yo uare IRL. Then pick a pokemon that yo uthink would act in a similar manner.
Take me- I'm a Gengar because I'm a cryptic, trickster-like douchebag that hides in the shadows and trips people for fun.]]

>>2706297
>MFW forgot to link
>>2706396

>>2706402

[[Screw it for now I'll figure out later. There aren't any other "AJ's" in team rocket right?

>>2706382
[[oh god lol.
see >>2706369]]
>>2706396
You back?

>>2706014
Plasma would be the closest thing I suppose...

>>2706389

So that means... What?

>>2706350

[I started RPing when these threads started 2 months ago.Sure I was nervous but I'm having fun.Don't be afraid to try.]

>>2706403
[[this. im a crazy fucked up angsty (not underaged) teen who yells at everyone, but at times can be nice.

especially of late. damn you Totodile...]]

[[Disregard any further post of mine until noted, I fail at everything forever.]]

>>2706424

Of course not, imbecile.

What are you, an idiot? Don't answer that, it's fairly obvious you are~

((Well I'm gonna join as a trainer/grunt then, after seeing the multitude of pokemon that are already here.))
So tell me, Team Rocket, what does joining entail?

>>2706396

[[Who are you talking to?]]

Gallade. See? I already know who you're talking to. But you didn't make it clear all the same. *Grins menacinly.*

>>2706389

[[That's for sure. I knew you since the Pokemon General threads back on /v/ before there was a /vp/.]]

[[Permanent "I don't fucking care about tripcodes any more" face goes right in here]]

>>2706484
It's simple enough.
You simply have to beat one of us in a battle.

[[PO or roleplayed.]]

>>2706484

[[You can just RP with us as a Rocket Grunt, but if you want a higher rank you must defeat one of us in a battle, Wi-Fi or PO]]

>>2706484

The chance to spread the glory of Team Rocket through out the land.You can choose your own Pokémon too.

[[ fyi i'm always open on wi-fi for incoming grunts to battle ]]

>>2706481
And you said you were nice to everyone.

>>2706484


((I dunno, I joined and gained my rank after battling Giovanni on PO.))

>>2706506
[[Write "Team Rocket AJ #[password]" in the name field. just change the password. how old are you?]]
>>2706481
Believe what you'd like to believe. I can say any words I want but that doesn't hold true. Like "Garde is nice". See? Doesn't hold true.

*dashes in*
R-reporting *pant* in...
What did I miss?
...not that I care or anything, seeing as I'm not even really a member... [[ /tsundere ]]

>>2706522

[[Wi-fi as well.]]

>>2706506

[[Sorry, AJ, I didn't give you good directions. It goes more like this: Giovanni #BOSS. Further instructions and helpful tidbits can be found here http://www.4chan.org/faq#trip.]]

>>2706586
Hi bakura.
Apparently some drama storyline thing ended.

>>2706586

>>2706522
>>2706523

((Well I can't do Wi-fi as the connection I use for my DSi browser isn't WEP or whatever.
And I'm assuming PO is that battle simulator, which I probably also can't do on this browser (I lack a computer, pity me)))

>>2706551
>>2706581

You two.

Shut up.

>>2706632
[[Whoops I had a derp moment.]]

[[You can stop disregarding my beyond-epic level fail now.]]

>>2706586
it's just...not fluffy enough.

>>2706638
Hey Gio, did I ever battle to be a member?

>>2706656

[[AJ, look here >>2706601.]]

>>2706646
Oooh, would you look at that. Garde doesn't have a response.

>>2706656

[[want a trip with a specific word on it?]]

>>2706646
Will do.

>>2706676

You never did. We should rectify that right now. He, he, he, hee....

[[Wi-fi or PO?]]

>>2706703
Subordinate to your girlfriend. Cute.

>>2706645

[I feel your pain.]

>>2706698

[[Eh, it doesn't matter to me much. I guess so, if every single other person's going to be doing that.]]

>>2706572
I've beaten a few of the Executives here, but have little intentions of joining. Im always up for a battle.

???

>>2706638
W-what's that look for?

>>2706674
I'm sorry... I said I was working on getting him back... did nobody pass my message on to you?

[[ah... an hour late... I had orchestra rehearsal...]]

>>2706732
[[Wi-f-i, don't have PO as of yet. I hope you won't be using ubers. or anything good.]]

[[I´ll be in PO if you want to battle me]]

>>2706755

*Turns around and throws Ultra Ball.*

[[Dubs captures you.]]

>>2706755

It's not like I want you to join or anything, but, um, are you going to come back?
I mean, it'd be nice to have another ghost-type around that I could talk to...

>>2706757
>Legend of Zelda
[[Awesome.]]

>>2706765

[[Your friend code please.]]

>>2706783

[[You'll be mine yet.]]

>>2706762

*Turns away and shrugs.*

Hmph...

>>2706788
Im almost always here...waiting...

>>2706841
>>2706788
[[And the next story arc begins.]]

>>2706841

Oh, good.
You have NO idea how hard it is to find another ghost-type around the base...
I mean, Rotom comes by every so often, but I seem to always miss him as of late...

>>2706858
[[With the same two characters!]]

>>2706841

*Throws yet another Ultra Ball.*

[[Dubs will capture you. The general rule here.

Downloading PO

Prepare your bodies

>>2706896

>>2706907

>>2706834
[[2708 7298 2577

I'll be ready in a minute]]

See this guy.... No one can be as awesome as him.

Suck G!

>>2706917
[[Doubles and I capture myself.]]

>>2706882

Yep.

>>2706961

>Uses Double Team
>Vegata! I don't...Believeee itttt
>Aaaaaggghh

>>2706969
>6969

[[I swear to god if that counts]]

So can I just join as a Grunt without really having to do much in order to join? Also, is there a number of pokemon limit (like no more than 3, etc.), and other such restrictions and rules?

Reporting in. I'm nearing total completion of the pokédex with nothing but shiny specimens.

>>2706882
[Time to watch the impending drama storyline? Yep.]

>>2706941

[[It's telling me your FC is wrong.]]

>>2706907
Hit me up in /tr/ocketry when you're done with that.

>>2706858
>>2706882
>>2706973

[[Nuh-uh. I'm not trying to start ANOTHER romance plot. I learned my lesson, last time...
I just wanted another ghost-type around the base, that's all.]]

>>2707002
>rules
>this thread

oh anon

you so crazy]]

>2706969
>6969
>double 69
A pokemon owning themselves?

>>2707000

[[ALSO UNEXPECTED ULTRA BALL VICTORY]]

>>2706907

[[My Eeveevolutions will be waiting]]

*Jumps Into Building*

Sorry im late boss was dealing with Freaking air traffic. If anyone needs me ill be in the coffe room.

>>2707033

[[So? I own myself.]]

God you're all faggots.

>>2706882
>Implying im giselle
>>2706969
Well well well

ALL GLORY TO TEAMROCKET ALL GLORY TO TEAMROCKET ALL GLORY TO TEAMROCKET ALL GLORY TO TEAMROCKET ALL GLORY TO TEAMROCKET ALL GLORY TO TEAMROCKET ALL GLORY TO TEAMROCKET ALL GLORY TO TEAMROCKET ALL GLORY TO TEAMROCKET

>>2707059
Aww shit whats up Aggron.

>>2706961

I...Hate....all of you.....

>>2707002

[[I usually say that you can just role-play along with use if you can't do either. As "Rocket Grunt _____."]]

>>2706907

you better prepare yours~

>>2707022
[[Yeah, my bad, it's 2708 7298 2677]]

>>2707067

[[IT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT!]]

Reportin!

So Boss I Caught this thing what should i do with it?

>>2707138
>>2707138
>>2707138
>>2707138
>>2707138
[[lolololololoolol]]

>>2707121

[[Also boss, Expect me to eventually get pokemon online in a few weeks/month(s). Were the rules specifically "No ubers or legendaries"?]]

>>2707147
I would suggest using it as an insect repellant to keep bug pokemon away from our barbeque next friday.

>>2707138

Fill that goddamn coffee maker. Gosh, no one wants to take responsibility anymore.

Ok, I'ma join up with y'all.

Trying out a tripcode for the first time.

Lessee...

>>2707197
Btw Thanks for leaving me some freaking coffe!

>>2707138

You can drink all the coffee you want. I won't care- I only drink the blood of my enemies (and the occasional strawberry schnapps).

>>2707202

That´s why I have my own coffee maker in my office.

GIOVANNI, SIR! ANOTHER MISTAKE!

[[I was using the wrong DS and it erase settings, etc. So THIS should be my FC: 2193 3695 2517]]

>>2707197
So you drank all the coffee.
Next time, leave some for others.

dammit.

>captcha- and toubtarr

>>2707239
Mines Broke last night actully.

>>2707245

>Incompetent.

[[You are one step further to being a Team Rocket Grunt.]]

Its not even good quality stuff! Its that crap thats a knockoff of Starbucks.

>>2707299
You got dubs.

[[And my bro took my game, I just found out.]]

>>2707138

Good thing I don't drink coffee because I don't like caffeine.

Ahem.......Gentlmen Did anybody happen to see a Plasma Spy?

>>2707364

Not at all, my good sir.
And might I say, that is a rather dashing bow tie you have.

>>2707318

Bad luck you have. Just now I have delicious, hot colombian coffee preparing in my coffee maker.

>>2707299
Also, what type of match are we having?

>>2707318

Best name ever.

>>2707391
No..Then We have a Problem.

I've got to go for now. Things to do, enemies to kill.
[Night everyone.]

>>2707454

[Goodnight.]

>>2707402
Gah, I should go back to Magma. They had better dental plans too.

If the training room is blown up, I swear it wasn't me.