Just like beautifly, it can drain blood.

It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized.

it is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloon for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing

eh tu, hypno?

Xatu. not messed up, but creepy-sounding and cool

>It has the enigmatic power of foreseeing the future. Some people in different lands have long believed that Xatu are emissaries from another world.

an abandoned plush doll became this Pokémon. They are said to live in garbage dumps and wander about in search of the children that threw them away

what's with the theme of abducting children?

>>1183254
never trust a fish with tits, man

>>1183254
Thats a Pokemon?

Whorebyss wants your "body fluids."

>>1183254
my face when i realize gorebyss has a seashell bikini

also it looks like a dr seuss fish

Real life Goreabyss aren't nearly as cute

>>1183311

This nearly made me spit out my drink in laughter.

>>1183254
YEAH THIS MEANS THAT POKEMON IS REALLY MEANT FOR TEENAGERS AND GROWN UPS BECAUSE A POKEMON EATS ANOTHER POKEMON BY SUCKING ON IT HURR DURR CHILDREN WILL BE TOO SCARED TO PLAY IT! RATED T FOR T! HURR DURRR

No.

>>1183311
lostelle, firered leafgreen

>>1183568

I lol'd

This is cool, I never really looked at the dex entries.

Who the hell thought up that Hypno one?

Holy shit tits! that is some seriously fucked up fish!

>>1183537
You now realize that you never see Gorebyss or Huntail at all throughout RSE without evolving your own Clamperl.

>>1183615

>>Implying I was implying that
>>You so mad

>>1183607
dude, ever saw what lanturn and huntail ate supposed to be?

"Every time Absol appears before people, it is followed by a disaster such as an earthquake or a tidal wave. As a result, it came to be known as the disaster Pokémon."

>Wild Absol appeared
Awwww shit.

>>1183723
Every time you see an Absol, there's always some sort of weather condition, usually rain. That's it.

>>1183685
MY MOM SAYS I'M PRETTY

"Shiftry's large fans generate awesome gusts of wind at a speed close to 100 feet per second. The whipped-up wind blows anything away. This Pokémon chooses to live quietly deep in forests."


100'/second
~68 mph

Goddamn!

>>1183311
>>1183623
That ACTUALLY HAPPENED in the Gen I remakes

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/NightmareFuel/Ptitlei015gc004kw4
>Unnerving Poedex entries and implications

"If a traveler is going through a desert in the thick of night, Cacturne will follow in a ragtag group. The Pokémon are biding their time, waiting for the traveler to tire and become incapable of moving."

"It lives in deserts. It becomes active at night when it hunts for prey exhausted from the desert's heat."

Cacturne eats people.

>>1183615

...I wonder if there's rule 34 on Gorebyss...?

>>1183834
search on paheal returned three results

so, yes

>>1183827
Nah, u mad.

http://www.viddler.com/explore/Metroixer/videos/70/

I AM VERY VERY SCARED

>>1183791
At first i thought it said "fans", as in groupies.

No074 GEODUDE
ROCK POKéMON
HT 1'04"
WT 44.1 lbs
----------------------------------------
Its round form makes it easy to pick up.
Some people have used them to hurl
at each other in a snowball fight.

SHEDINJA's hard body does not move, not even a twitch. In fact, its body appears to be merely a hollow shell. It is believed that this POKéMON will steal the spirit of anyone peering into it's hollow body through its back.

"It attacks people and Pokémon that cross the desert. This has only furthered its bad reputation."
"It has the power in its clawed arms to make scrap of a car. The tips of its claws release poison."
"Its body is encased in a sturdy shell. Its head rotates 180 degrees, eliminating blind spots."

Great, if you don't pass out and get eaten by a Cacturne, you get attacked at the edge of the desert by the 'jaws of life' covered in poison. Drapion is a dick.

>>1183889

POKEMON HAS TOO MANY SCARY GLITCHES

http://www.viddler.com/explore/Metroixer/videos/71/

>>1183931
could be worse... Trapinch holes are made to make you fall into that giant mouth... it relys on you bleeding out

>>1183926
The cool thing is that when you use a Shedninja in a battle, guess what part of his body you're looking at.

>>1183918
who the hell mistakes a 44lbs rock with arms for a snowball?

>>1183988
Crasher Wake, Bruno, and probably the Hikers.

>>1183988
Someone that was just hit with one and is woozy.

>>1183940
WHERE DOES THIS MUSIC COME FROM

It's not random enough to be just game data playing itself as music but it's too creepy to be something the developers actually put into the game.

>>1183926

>>1184028
MY SOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

You now realize that Professor Oak/Elm/Birch/etc sent you out into the world to research Pokemon. Pokedex entries are all retarded pseudoscience made up by a 10 year old boy.

>Said to live in huge colonies deep in jungles, although no one has ever returned from there.

>This horrifying plant Pokémon attracts prey with aromatic honey, then melts them in its mouth.

>Acid that has dissolved many prey becomes sweeter, making it even more effective at attracting prey.

Dusknoir:
"The antenna on its head captures radio waves from the world of spirits that command it to take people there."

Spirit world radio, didn't they build a radio tower in Lavender Town?

>>1184028

Mismagius: Its cries sound like incantations. Those hearing it are tormented by headaches and hallucinations.

Scary shit for a childs game.

>It loves to sneak up on people late at night, then startle them with its shrieklike cry.

>It gets nourishment from fear that it absorbs into its red orbs. In daytime, it sleeps in darkness.

>It likes playing mischievous tricks, such as screaming and wailing to startle people at night.

>It loves to bite and yank people's hair from behind without warning, just to see their shocked reactions.

Misdreavus confirmed for troll.

>>1183615
This
This
This
This
Seriously. Too much paranoid faggots/UAU B&s here

Parasect:

"A host-parasite pair in which the parasite mushroom has taken over the host bug. Prefers damp places." Red/Blue

"It stays mostly in dark, damp places, the preference not of the bug, but of the big mushrooms on its back." Gold

"When nothing's left to extract from the bug, the mushrooms on its back leave spores on the bug's egg." Crystal

Also: http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_Species:_Paras_and_Parasect

>>1184111
That's horror movie material.

Haunter:
"It hides in the dark, planning to take the life of the next living thing that wanders close by."

"Its tongue is made of gas. If licked, its victim starts shaking constantly until death eventually comes."
>Haunter used Lick.
>RED started to seize.
>RED fainted.
>Red died.

>Long ago, people imagined its eerie howls to be the call of the grim reaper.

>If you are burned by the flames it shoots from its mouth, the pain will never go away.

Houndoom up in this motherfucker

houndoom bites never stop hurting, ever after they healed.
just imagine how painful that would be.

Frosslass:
"It freezes prey by blowing its -58 degree F breath. It is said to then secretly display its prey."

Imagine wandering around near Snowpoint and coming across a bunch of ice "sculptures"...

Kabutops

>With sharp claws, this ferocious, ancient Pokémon rips apart prey and sucks their body fluids.

>mfw a ten year old can have these creatures and more at his/her command.

>>1184214
Longterm nerve damage is a bitch

>It was formed by uniting 108 spirits. It has been bound to the Odd Keystone to keep it from doing any mischief.
>It was bound to a fissure in an Odd Keystone as punishment for misdeeds 500 years ago.

How bad do you have to be to get locked up for 500 years?

>>1184191
Are you done being butthurt yet? There are dozens of replies with descriptions of Pokemon stalking tired humans in the desert, melting things in their mouths, and luring children away.

No one ever said it should be rated T or something, just that these are not all happy, sweet creatures. Clear your vagina out, we aint even mad.

>>Also, Deoxys is a virus from who-knows-where in the universe that took the form of a Pokemon. Outstanding.

>>1184214
>>1184220
i remember reading this when I caught one and was like 'shit nigga'

dem houndooms

>>1183311
>>1183311
>>1183311

woah what the fuck

>>1183311
I thought you were trolling until I looked it up on Bulbapedia

>>1183804

>Then there's Poliwag. Isn't it just cute, with a funny spiral pattern on its belly? Those are its internal organs which can be seen though its skin. And then when you evolve it, THE SWIRL CHANGES DIRECTION!! Yes, that's right kids: It's organs have changed place because you had to have a stronger mon

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

>>1184349
It might be throw it in prison and forget that they imprisoned it.

>"The skin has stretched apart because it can barely contain its huge muscles."

I don't think that those red areas on his arms are part of a pattern...

>Sometimes I wonder about the target audience

lol wat?

It's an animal. Not some peaceful, majestic creature from a Disney book.

>>1183311

This is the only Pokemon if real that I would actually be frightened of.

I remember playing Leaf Green and that little girl was lost in a HUGE forest and Hypno was in the bushes watching her waving his pendulum.

That's a really scary Pokemon.
You can say Drifloon dragging kids to the 'underworld' is scary, but you're alive and under Hypnos control and he can do whatever he wants with you.
So many thoughts ran through my head in Mystery Dungeon with Drowzee and that Azurill.

>>1184736
I've seen a lot of pictures of drifloon trying so hard to
kidnap a kid but they just drag him off instead since
he looks like a balloon. I mean, honestly, he's such a
tiny little thing. It's cute.

>>1184648
I cringed ;_;

>>1184575

I think I'm going to be sick.

well I won't be sleeping anytime soon...

>>1184898
>This Pokemon is fake - Emonga and two other recently revealed Pokemon have been confirmed as fake.

>>1183474
There are even more creepy Xatu dex entries.

>Xatu stands rooted and still in one spot all day long. People believe that this Pokémon does so out of fear of the terrible things it has foreseen in the future.

This thing is so scared of what it sees in the future, that it is petrified stiff.

>>1184967

>>1184991

inb4 it sees Cyrus suceeding in his master plan.

>>1184991

And it stares at the sun all day.

Has he seen the supernova?

>>1184118
OH FUCK

"Brutally vicious and enormously destructive. Known for totally destroying cities in ancient times."

"Brutally vicious and enormously destructive. Known for totally destroying cities in ancient times."

Gyarados massacres people in the thousands.

>>1185049
>Cyrus' master plan

Goddamnit, I shoulda finished him off at Spear Pillar.

>>1185161
And maps have to be redrawn when Tyranitar rampages. Perhaps training these beasts and forcing them to fight is how people have managed to survive in the Pokemon world.

>>1185247

Well, in the Anime...

He is launched into his brand new universe, but sent to the vaccumn of space. Because of "it's a kid's show rules", he doesn't die, but floats aimlessly. But it is the greatest punishment of all: He has finally made it to his twisted, emotionless universe, but he cannot interact with it in any way.

When the tide goes out, dehydrated Tentacool remains can be found washed up on the shore.

YUCK

>Uxie always has its eyes closed due to the fact that it can wipe out the memory of those who look in its eyes.

>>1185344

I'm willing to believe that that once humanity had enough pokemon in their possession, they went on a gigantic cull to claim the land for themselves, that was once the territory of pokemon.

That's why all those powerful pseudo-legendaries are so rare - humanity deliberately aimed to wipe them out because they were the most dangerous pokemon out there, and it's why a majority of them are found in caves and lakes, because they are hiding.

Also, Magikarp's description:
>In the distant past, it was somewhat stronger than the horribly weak descendants that exist today.

Humans killed off the strong Gyarados and Magikarp because they were so scared of them.

>>1184207

So that explains Parasect's dead eyes. Oh my God, I have a dead Pokemon.

>>1184971
"confirmed" by a source roughly as reliable as /v/

>A Pokémon that can memorize anything. It never forgets what it learns -- that's why this Pokémon is smart.

>Its brain cells multiply continually until it dies. As a result, it remembers everything.

>Its brain can outperform a super-computer. Its intelligence quotient is said to be 5,000.

>Alakazam's brain continually grows, making its head far too heavy to support with its neck. This Pokémon holds its head up using its psychokinetic power instead.

>Alakazam's brain continually grows, infinitely multiplying brain cells. This amazing brain gives this Pokémon an astoundingly high IQ of 5,000. It has a thorough memory of everything that has occurred in the world.

I was planning on using Alakazam in Platinum, but now I'm not so sure...

>>1185974
I'd use it. He's a bro.

>>1185833
I always capture a Paras then a Parasect
I feel bad about letting a Paras evolve ;_;

>>1184971
Goddamn it, stop being a retard.
Emonga's SPRITE was revealed as a fake.

>>1184207
>>1185833
The worst part is, that's actually what happens in real life with cicadas and some species of fungus.

>>1183311
I love Hypno even though I have a huge fear of it.. also
Sableye lead quiet lives deep inside caverns. They are feared, however, because these Pokémon are thought to steal the spirits of people when their eyes burn with a sinister glow in the darkness.
I had nightmares of a thing like Sableye as a kid.

These all make me think a gritty pokemon rpg or mmo would be pretty sick

>>1185726
If thats so i hope Gyarados never lerns Anciant Power! ((0__0))

>>1186128

Imagine this, but with Gyarados.

>>1185974
Use it and mind crush everything in your path.

Platinum's entry on Gardevoir: "To protect its Trainer, it will expend all its psychic power to create a small black hole."

Even a pinhead sized black hole would be enough to destroy the Earth. And getting sucked into a black hole isn't all dropping into it either. It's getting mangled up and sucked into the hold, then getting compressed... You should know all this.

Now think about the size of Shadow Ball. It's large enough to suck in the entire Solar System.

This is why Drowzees one of my favorites

>>1186108
Thats because sableye is the Hopkinsville goblin

I think my fear of being set on fire partly comes from Houndoom's pokedex description. A tiny burn hurts as all fuck, but imagine a bigger one that never goes away....

>>1186218
Disregarding the fact that black holes don't really "suck" things in, yeah, that's pretty fucked. It's a good thing for the Pokemon world that Gardevoirs are generally very calm and good-natured, because a group of them could probably destroy the universe if they wanted to.

>>1186218
Actually, such a small black hole would be more likely to collapse in on itself, not suck up the whole world.

>>1183889
>filename

>>1186218
>>1186218
>>1186218
Your facts are so false it's not even funny.
0/10 you troll.

>>1186458
CANNOT UNSEE

"from holes in it's palms, it fires out geodude."
wow, rhyperior's an asshole

>>1186505


Holy fuck

>>1186494
Not collapse upon itself but evaporate via Hawking Radiation.
Also a gardevoir could at best create one as large as say a hydrogen atom. And at that scale another atom falling into it is a bit hard.

Sure you'd get some odd effects but nothing that would doom the world

Golem - "It is capable of blowing itself up. It uses this explosive force to jump from mountain to mountain."
WAT

>>1186593
Imagine if there was a gang of Rhyperior and Geodude that went around terrorizing the land by FIRING BOULDERS WITH ARMS WHAT THE FUCK

EVEN IF THEY MISS YOU THEIR GEODUDE AMMO WILL GET UP AND CHASE YOU DOWN AND BEAT YOU TO A PULP WITH THEIR BEEFY STONE FISTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1186418
Research Hawking radiation some more before making stupid claims. Such a small black hole wouldn't be stable for long enough.

>>1186631
Yeah, evaporation if you want to get technical.

"It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra."

>>1186631
the black hole created by gardevoir should be enough big to 'suck' a big attack, for example, a flamethrower.
considering it can create something like that, gardevoir has to be enough powerfull to control and dissipate the black hole

>>1186631
>>1186724
>>1186780

Implying anyone has ever encountered a black hole

>>1186705

>BEEFY STONE FISTS

I lol'd.

>>1186830

Stantler, HG: "The curved antlers subtly change the flow of air to create a strange space where reality is distorted"
???