majoras mask was shit

crop them as it pleases you

second for wizards

>>5452713
welp :(

>>5452696

Where's the cheapest place to buy a D3 cd key?

UGH I have to wait until classes are done to pick up my copy... and that's at like 4 pm EST when I get it though... huehue

>>5452708
yeah i just tried to make it a bit more square so the thumbnail is at least somewhat legible because 4chan thumbs are so small

>>5452713
I'll take that to, bro.

anyone got a link to the CE dvd's

>>5452776
on battle.net

you arent going to find a place selling d3 for 50% off when the game is coming out in 3 days

>>5452845
at this point youtube should overflowing with them. There was 5 different versions earlier

sorry, my internet fucked up for a minute there

>>5452906
Even yogcast got free ce ahead of time from blizzard so that they could make one

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/4916892106?page=1#7

hue

>>5452848
Battlenet is usually more expensive than retail. otherwise retail would be fucked and blizzard still need them.

>>5453118
ok
$59.96 at walmart

a whole 3 cents cheaper

>tfw its still 77 hours for you

Fuck you OP

>>5452953

Yeah I don't wanna watch those fucking sloths unbox it I wanna watch the dvd that came with it

>>5453118
the only cheaper deal was w2hen newegg had it for 49.99 about a month and a half ago and the last about 48 hours.

With the witch doctor having abilities to summon more dogs, say you already have 4 out, if the ability procs will it let me get more than 4 at a time? :D thanks

>>5453118
wat

Do you know what a MSRP is?

Stores can charge less if they want, but they're gonna be taking a pretty big hit.

>>5453201
yuropoor masteur race

>>5453150
and then you realised you paid at least 2 dollars worth of gas to get to Walmart.

Just get it on Bnet

>>5453150
Seen some to $40 and in eu even cheaper. Places like walmart and gamestop doesn't need it since they get a lot of CE.

>>5453242

Probably stays at the limit of 4. If they allowed unlimited dogs skills like sacrifice would get out of hand.

>>5453242
no 4 is the max (with the passive) and 3 normal. the idea is you have a steady flow of dogs to sacrifice not a shitty dog army

Anyone know if walmart is good about getting stuff out for release?

Preordered with them but now I'm dubious.

>>5453345
call and ask about your order

>>5453345

pick it up at a store at midnight

prepare 2 see people more nasty than you

>>5453250
The actual production price is pretty low. I'm sure blizzard give discounts. Small retailers don't really give a shit and see it as a opportunity to attract some business.

>>5452776
Got my copy from amazon for £30 when its £50ish on battle.net

>walmart

>The Diablo III Blizzard is a captivating, horror-themed action role-playing game developed to grab the complete attention of all adventure-seeking enthusiasts. This entertaining strategy video game, uses mesmerizing 3D to explore the world of Sanctuary. The interactive environment in the video game can be used to one's advantage to outplay enemies by setting up traps and using obstacles, consequently developing strategic and tactical thinking in young minds. The multiplayer PC video game, with its innovative enhancements, keeps gamers hooked on to an all-new Battle. net platform, making cooperative game play exciting.

Anyone ever pre-ordered from Amazon before? Do they ship it the day before with overnight delivery or what?

traded my cat to this nigger for my copy

>>5453531
most of the time yeah

>>5453373

Already emailed them, they emailed back with some shit about how long 1 day shipping takes.

>>5453531
dont ship on weekends

>>5453543
I traded my skittles to this nigger for my copy

>>5453531
I'm this guy here.
>>5453490
Mines already dispatched and release games tend to come on the release day or earlyier

I just downloaded Kerbal Space Program again and I think I've found how to pass the weekend

>farming hell meph to pass the time
Nice try RNG you can't make to stay on D2, I'll be a younger sexier slot machine which happens to come out in 3 days.

>>5453613

I assume you are british though since you listed prices in pounds.

Does Amazon ship later to U.S. addresses? I've noticed brits and krauts have already had their orders shipped. I live practically next door to Amazon HQ and there are 2 warehouses in this state.

Diablo III Casino Slots - The Jeweler
Only 400k per play!

Damn it's gonna suck waiting until 3am EDT. Anyway I can get in earlier?

>>5453829
nope

>>5453829
move to yurop

Diablo 3 Game Guide Ranked #2 on amazon..
People buy that stuff? Oh god why.

>>5453864
or better, asia

>>5453889

Comes with a metal Diablo skull bookmark or something.

>>5453889
I bought the LE version because I like to collect stuff like that.

>>5453924
>moving to any Asian country from America

Why would anyone do this.

Anyone else think the story was good and should have ended after the second one. Sure I love the gameplay of d2 and wanted a new and better game with new AI and graphics and everything, but it should have been a completely NEW game not reviving a story that ended at a good spot.

But not only are they adding a new story arc to a finished story just for money because they know if they slap the diablo title on it people will buy, it's also nothing like d2 and pretty bad imo. No random map generation, linear paths, character cuztomization when leveling is super casualized.

>>5453967
to get d3 18 hours earlier. It's worth it. You know you agree. Say it

>>5453984
> not reviving a story that ended at a good spot.
What the fuck? D2 ended on a massive fucking cliffhanger.

>>5453967
Makes sense if you're Asian or have yellow fever.

>>5453967
>moving from a 3rd world country to a 1st world country like Japan
>why would anyone do this

Just strollin around headed to The Pit when I see this...

Is this real life?

>>5453984
The map generation is just as random as in D2 and character customization is much more diverse compared to D2. Are you trolling or just dumb?

>>5454082
What. I had no idea those nests could even be champs.

>>5453984
Tyrael destroyed the WORLDSTONE

do you have any IDEA what that means?

>>5454082
Was half a year ago so guess it still is. Seen it a few times myself back when i played

>>5454106
>Sanctuary becomes (more) visible to hell and heaven
>shitstorm

>>5454106

sounds like a ripoff of the demon soul in wow

>>5454085
Whenever you ask that question the answer usually is "both".

>>5454160
Except Diablo came first

>>5454160

But the Worldstone lore was created before the Dragon Soul/Demon Soul lore. Or is that the joke?

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/5406050/Character_Profiles_Coming_Soon-5_11_2012#blog

New diablo 3 article just posted 40 mins ago on their website about character profiles.

>>5454082


How did you get it to run in windowed?

>>5454246
please respond

>>5454246
-w

>>5454106
>Tyrael destroyed the WORLDSTONE

>do you have any IDEA what that means?

I know. It means that it's broken now.

I need a battle tag name. suggestions /vg/ ?

>>5454243
sick

>>5454303
Faget#1337

>>5454303
SlayerSIU

>>5454303
Anon#

Do it faggot

>>5454243
>level 59 barb with less than 3k HP
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSE TO SURVIVE GETTING HIT IN INFERNO? Going to need max resistance on all and ass loads of armor just to move around.

>>5453984
>think the story should have ended
nope. strong themes in diablo of evil always existing and victory being only temporary, no reason to end the story.
>nothing like d2
way more like d2 than d2 was like d1
>No random map generation, linear paths
they've said that dungeons will be randomly generated and more maze-like after the skeleton king
>character cuztomization when leveling is super casualized
i think the character customization is at a much more reasonable level. no-cost-skill switches allows people to find the skills they like without constantly rerolling characters, players won't need to close and reopen the game when they run into packs with the wrong resistances for them to deal with, the devs can scale the game to be hard for any reason without worrying about making it impossible for some builds.

>>5454394
>level 59
>not even on hell yet

>>5454394

Is the barb naked? Wearing full VIT gear? I skimmed the link but didn't see what you were talking about.

http://youtu.be/geuAc8F7Gt0?hd=1

Shows some new content, spoilers!

>>5454394
It's just an example character they made.

>I have placed a service call for your home for Monday, May 14th. Arrival will be between 9am-1pm. Please let me know if you can not be home for this appointment, and I will reschedule for a different date.

THANK THE LORD

MY INTERNET WILL BE REPAIRED BEFORE TUESDAY

>>5454246
right click your diablo 2 shortcut, select properties, go to the shortcut tab, add -w at the end of the target path.

Newish official D3 video summarizing what the classes are and what the gameplay is like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geuAc8F7Gt0

>>5454495
>he calls tech support to his house
>he doesnt know how to troubleshoot himself

>>5454243
>those pics.

Only at the start at nightmare hc but got a lvl 54 hc monk.

>>5454454
The monster at 3:20 is fun.

>>5454535
>>he doesnt know how to troubleshoot himself
Yes

I'm going to climb up the phone line and fix the signal

>>5454495
>"We found wild gerbils have devoured all the cables to your home. You will not be able to use your internet connection until we fix this."
>"Oh it'll be done in about 2-3 weeks..."

>>5454394
damage resist scales logarithmically, no such thing as max resist.

>>5454560
pleb

guys do you know where to get a diablo 3 limited for a reasonable price? should I wait until may 15th??
FUCK its all 160 + dollars

>>5454497

Thanks.

>>5454595
There is a max % of resistance you can get from items, just like D2.

>>5454746
Some Chinese dude probably got like 50 and will sell them for ~120-130 maybe

You may get one at a local store

>Tomorrow
Buy shitton of water and froot, nutz, and coffee for Diablo 3
>Sunday
more prep
>Monday
Buy 1600p monitor for Diablo and sleep all day
>1 week later
die from nosleep

>>5454787
WHERE

>>5454779
The resist itself is rating based like armor in wow if you know that. Like a logarithmic scale as you approach 'max'

>>5454836
>buying water

>>5454779
WRONG
resdamred% = resitance / (resistance * monsterlvl*5)
Get you're facts straight faggot

>>5454595
hmm, is logarithmic the right term? the equation appears to be something like
damage ratio (physical) = .9^(armor/x) where x is some positive integer
and
(magical) = .9^(armor/x) * .9^(resist/x)
so your damage ratio will never quite reach 0

>>5454920
Oops it's a plus, not a *

>>5454920
that would mean resdamred% = 1/monsterlvl*5

>>5454925
It just describe the way it acts well. Think of it as looking at the graph without numbers

>>5454836
Buy two big ass water bottles and fill them from the sink

>>5454919
>Not walking 30minutes with a bucket to get water
1st world casual pleb

>>5454985
A lot of people dont drink out of the tap because it's disgusting in their region

I've got my shit bucket and piss jugs ready

>>5454925
That looks hyperbolic

>>5454965
>>5454965
read
>>5454946
resitance / (resistance + monsterlvl*5)

>>5454920
You are talking about an entirely different thing. Max value of resistance =/= how much damage resistance reduces.

>>5455018
>brita filters

>>5454920
>maximum damage resistance is 20%
are you sure on that one?

>>5455058
What? little baby made a mistake? Fuck you. Math is serious get it right next time.

>>5455063
max resistance is infinite. what's your point?

>>5455115
It's not, its already been spoiled that there is a cap on how much resistance you can get from gear. That's why the SoJ increases Max resistance as one of its set affixes.

>>5455091
How do I math?

>>5455093
Vidya gaem is srs bzb

>>5455058
So a level 63 monster (the highest level iirc) would be

resistance / resistance + 315

So if you have a resistance of 100 then you get 100/415 or less than 25% or shit

>>5455184
The resistance cap is much higher than 100, some of the end game affixes gives upwards to 60 resistance.

>>5455184
Correct. Who said you can only get 100 resistance? This is not diablo 2

Anyone know where to get a diablo 3 key for a reasonable price? (150 I guess)
fuck I really want one

>>5455265
What? It's not? Fuck it I'm playing torchlight.

>>5455271
Just buy from Blizzard?

>>5455271
by key I mean collectors fuck

>>5455184
and 2835 for 90% reduction
31185 for 99% reduction

>>5455271
I'll sell you one for 150

Traded my limes to this nigger for my copy.

how the fuck hasnt this been spoiled yet? where are the cinematics, the plot twists?

why is the internet failing so badly at spoiling diablo 3?

>>5455313
Haha nice. How long until a monk build gets 90% reduction across the field?

>>5455341
tyreal is the fallen star

Bastion's Keep is a fucking awesome track.

>>5455341
Shut up, idiot. I want to stay in the thread longer.

>>5455341
Cinematics are locked inside the installer until monday.

>>5455341

Robb and Catelyn Stark die at the end of the season

>>5455391
OH BOY OH BOY

>>5455346
depends if his damage reductions are multiplicative of additive.

http://www.diablowiki.net/Resistances

Info is still relevant.

>>5455426
What?

If you don't know I was talking about his "one with the universe" passive which evens out all of his resistances with his top one.

>>5455314
>>5455314
>>5455314
free shitting??

>>5455529
Yeah I'll just email you the key. You want the one of battle.net?

>>5455346
With 90% damage reduction you can still die relatively easy in Inferno, since the entire difficulty is based around being able to mitigate the majority of hits since regular monsters hit for more damage than players have life.

>>5455469
oh, what's the strength difference between all element and single element resists? 50%?

>making me wait till 3am after a 10 hour workday

fuck you blizz, seriously

>>5455560
>>5455560
no I want the collectors with all the fun toys
Like the soulstone dildo

>>5455612
Just sleep and play it when you wake up. You've waited years for it already, what's another few hours?

>>5455612
>working
>not having your mom buy you everything

Jesus christ, some people...

>>5455615
Oh lol. Good luck, retard.

So, was "we recorded 90 minutes of Uelman guitar" just marketing-speak for "we left 80 minutes of it on the cutting room floor"?

Just listened to the whole soundtrack, typically 'epic' I guess...

>>5455612
poor baby

I'm so excited for this game.

>>5455760
Is that gif from are you afraid of the dark?

>>5455737
The CE soundtrack doesn't contain every track, moron.

>>5455721
such a charming one

>>5455779
Ha! For some reason I seriously doubt that it is.

>>5455737
I'm pretty sure you have to buy the rest of it on blizzard.com...

http://www.diablowiki.net/Armor#Armor_Ratings_and_Stats
so from what i understand, armor and resist are like the same thing, just that armor applies to all damage while resist is a multiplicative modifier only for elements that works on top of armor. then defense is some other stat that isn't explained at all, we just know that one defense in that one instance was better than one armor. Shields allow for block values which are static damage reductions (i assume after resistance)

>>5456005
Wait blocking is just static damage reduction and not %chancetoblock? Jesus christ what a terrible idea.

>>5455760
to much suction. Such a slut.

>>5456039
What? No, when you block the damage is a range, there is still a chance to block.

>>5455835
Sure, but there's fuckall Uelman guitar on it. It only features on one other track than New Tristram.

>>5456039
it's chance to block and apply static damage reduction.

anyone upload that CE dvd yet?

>>5456124
The damage reduction better be incredible for inferno or it will be useless to even have a shield.

>>5456145
http://www.bitgamer.su/details.php?id=38901

Here ya go bro.

>>5456175
one assumes it will be. once your armor and resists are so high, additional amounts are going to add so little that improving your shield has to help more at some point.

>>5456175
That depend on when they calculate it silly. Before or after armor/reduction/absorption/

So amazon just sent my CE. Well have it on monday.. yay!

>>5453242
Someone said no, it tops out at 4. There is an achievement if you have 4 dogs out without using the summon skill

>>5456264
>>5456264
Also dodge.

>>5456005
>>5456124
>>5456175

No offense but that stuff seems to be working with an older version of the beta. I've never seen a "+defense" modded item.

>>5453314
My idea is to have a massive pet army with 10,000%+ damage returned.

GOTYAY

Game of forever

>>5456545

Why the heck does that barb have so much dex?

>>5456624
It's probably why he's 59 but still in A4 Nightmare.

>>5456624
The gems are +dex

>>5456624

Hit/crit build, probably.

>>5456681
they are magic find silly.

>>5456681
They are MF, that's why every single item with gems in it has +#% magic find under its name.

>>5456545
How does he have only 2.7k life? 1vita = 10 life.. He has 417 vita

>>5456935
It's probably 2764k life, not 2764.

>>5456742
>>5456794
No. He has it filtered for that. That's why you can't see all the other stats.

Those gems are crit gems. He has a high dex because he want's to crit a lot.

>>5456935
It was randomly thrown together. A level 59 wouldn't use a 17.5 dps axe.


Are you able to respec the followers at any time?

>>5457056

Yes, but only if you are next to them in town or they are actually following you.

>>5457131

How? I was in the open beta, and didn't find a way.

I didn't look too hard, mind...

I'm bored, I'll be playing on USEast ladder if anyone wants to tag along. Game name: Act 1 last time

Let us beat D2 one last time before 3 comes out.

mfw cain actually dies

me confirmed for tears.
pic related

>>5457350
Just right click on their portrait.

>>5457576
That'll be a sad moment.

>>5456545
I though this game wasn't going to have any customization?

>>5457576
That's an imposter!

>>5457628

/v/ in charge of facts

The other picture from the blog post.

>>5457725
that looks awesome.

>mfw people are upset leah gets possessed

Nigga what did you think was going to happen? Clean cut girl like that in the fucking diabloverse?

When I first saw her in the cinematic I was like "woah, that chick is way too young and pretty to come out of this unharmed".

Nobody in diablo has a happy ending, you morons should realize this by now.

Wow the armory api is coming along NICELY

>>5457913
Except for the D2 barb

>>5457913
No one knows how the fuck it all ends though. Since it's Blizzard, Leah could come out bruised and battered but still herself after we kill big D.

>>5457935
D3 Barb is different now.

>>5457913
>2 years ago
>azmodan blatantly talking to diablo not leah in trailer
>blizzard in charge of story

anyone got that 2shared link for the OST? Or even a decent torrent?

>>5457913
people are upset that an unknown character gets such a major part in the third game

>>5457960
>implying you can't watch the ending sequence on the CE

>>5457725
>level 59
>not even in hell difficulty
U WOT M8?

>>5457960
I fucking hope not. Blizz would be confirmed for having lost it's balls if this is true.

She probably lives long enough for a tearful goodbye though

>>5457725
link to the blog post anon

>>5457935
>sacred mountain NUKED
>world EVEN MORE FUCKED
yeah, totally great ending there

>>5457913
that better be the case

I don't want no "she beats the monster inside her and becomes the chosen one" nonsense.

>>5457960
>implying they can retcon something like the D2 barb returning

They have that one class returning, the D2 barb is old as fuck. That's really all that matters.

>>5452643
>buy CE
>sell everything in the box (except for the game) later
How much do you think it will sell for?

>>5458045
nothing

>>5458045
nothing

>>5458045
Not that much, because the ingame content is tied to the CD key.

>>5457725

>Archy
>27 seconds

>you can socket amulets and rings
Don't know if that's old news but holy shit that is awesome

>>5458045
I'd buy the artbook for $20

chances are you could easily make back the $40 extra just by selling the CE shit

So why isn't there a Paladin class?

I've watched a bunch of videos and basically all of the classes look boring as fuck.

Standard melee shit
Demon Hunter is just Vayne from League of Legends
Mage is just a mage with spells stolen from Torchlight now
Monk literally has Lee-Sin animations and looks uninteresting
Witch Doctor is a Warlock + Rogue

... Boring.

whoa whoa whoa

hold a fucking a moment

like 3 years they said "yeah the barb is the same one from d2 aged 20 years:

then they said "nah he's a different guy for story purposes"

did blizzard flip-flop the barb AGAIN?

>>5458076
Can't wait for people trying to get the shortest time.

>>5458075
I know that much but I'm talking about the USB, and all those blu-ray shits.

is this game worth getting?...I hated the first 2 and I hate games like Diablo...is this different to Diablo 1? I also hate dark games...

>>5458134
No, it's still not the Barb from D2.

>>5458108
you are retarded

>>5458117
Monk is the paladin

>>5458108
>chances are you could easily make back the $40 extra just by selling the CE shit
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

>>5458098
you can socket everything even weapons

>>5458134
No. It's still a different barb.

>>5458158
He's sort of a paladin/assassin hybrid but heavier on the paladin side.

>>5458158

I don't mean D2 Paladin, I mean actual Paladin.

Even D2 Paladin was shit.

>>5458152
its not anymore, where have you been?

>>5458145
Well if you hate dark, diablo-type games I have good news for you...

>>5457350
Same thing here, I thought you couldn't respec them

>>5457913
I wasn't upset about her. I don't care about her. I'm upset because LOLCORRUPTION is the only god damn plot that blizzard can shit out. I want something-anything different.

>>5458154
my mom says I'm intelligent

>>5458224
Corruption has been in Diablo from the fucking start. It's practically a feature of the series.

>>5458224
mass effect 3 was...
different.

play that

>>5458145
the core gameplay is still the same: click monsters, kill monsters, grab randomized loot, hope it's an upgrade, repeat. i don't know why you'd think diablo 3 would be the complete antithesis to the rest of an insanely popular series.

>>5458254
>implying diablo is the only blizzard game with corruption as a story line

Starcraft and Warcraft both beat that theme to death a long time ago.

>>5458098
But which bonus will they give?

>>5458201

which is? YOU CUNT...don't make me wait for an answer JUST ANSWER!!! Dark games suck because, no reason to be dark..torches were available in roman times CUNT!!!!

>>5458312
For clarification, those are the only things that have remained the same.

>>5458098
How would you even socket a ring? That shit is stupid

>>5458318
Just get Torchlight 2 instead. It'll be right up in your alley.

>>5458224
>>5457997
There are waifufags out there who are genuinely rump-ruined over Leah being diablo

Diablo III Barbarian

2008:
>This is actually the same individual from Diablo 2. He's aged twenty years, and he's got a personality in this game. The Barbarian was exciting for us to work on -- to take a classic char we all love to play and bring him back to life. What's this guy been doing for the past 20 years?


2010:
There were talks shortly after BlizzCon about this and I believe the idea to give the male barbarian a unique story as compared to the female gender is now in question. It’s very likely to be simplified, the male barbarian would not be unique, and would no longer be spelled out as the barbarian from Diablo II.

2012:
lol we don't know


BLIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>>5458313
I didn't imply shit. But complaining about corruption in Diablo is stupid as shit.

>>5458312

I was hoping it would be like WOW...more colorful...

>>5458075

Oh shit, is there any way I can use the items with the key I bought off Bnet?

>>5458359
>How would you even socket a ring? That shit is stupid
1/10 got me to reply

They still haven't said anything about the weird paypal error/refund I got a month ago. Game's still in my account. I'm hoping they don't just lolban me for an error that's THEIR fault, but if they do end up taking the game away I'll just get it retail.

I get the feeling that blizzard partnering with paypal for their RMAH shit is something they are going to regret very badly in the near future, if they can't even handle a regular transaction without fucking shit up and giving the game away for free.

>>5458359
its called a setting. how fucking stupid are you?
2/10

>>5458401
You have to overwrite your license with the CE key.

>>5458359
Because everyone knows gems don't fit on rings IRL

>>5458224
>i want something different!
blizzard is the wrong company to look at. they reuse what works and spend years polishing it. maybe 2% of any of their games consist of original, untested ideas. go to blizzard for quality, not innovation.

>>5458359

>>5458359
That's what rings are for... it makes far more sense than socketing armor or pants.

Rings kind of tend to have gems attached to them.

>>5458359
Idiot.

>>5458394
Complaining that they reuse the same theme three times in a row is pretty reasonable, I think.

>>5458398
get out

>how would you even socket a ring

thread confirmed for GOTY

>>5458430

Do you get an extra key in the process?

>>5458465

HAHAHAHA YOU CUNT!!!

WOW>>>>>>>>DIABLO

CUNTY CUNTY

*slams door*

>>5458454

>three

I'm pretty sure they're well into the double digits at this point counting SC and Warcraft.

>>5458382
the only thing that will get my ass pained is if they kill off/corrupt Auriel

It would be an anal explosion of sorts.

>>5458443
>>5458445

Meh, it sort of makes sense now. But what about rings like Bulkathos Wedding Band or an SoJ where it is implied that they have a stone already set? Hopefully you can't socket those.

>>5458521
WC is more madness, not corruption, and the most recent SC was more about redemption.

>>5458508
if you call blizzard and jump through whatever hoops they have you might get one, we dont know the conditions or restrictions yet though

>>5458398
diablo is definitely going to be, on average, a darker story and environment. It is about fighting evil, and evil does not play nice.

>>5458557
Madness caused by a great evil = corruption

I did not play SC2 because fuck that.

>mfw you ride on deathwing's back to act 4 and the demon hunter won't stop DPS and keeps wiping the group

its fucking nightmare difficulty. you think people would be more competent.

>>5458634
>>5458634
Damn you white people and your porns man.

>>5458608
I know, and a lot of shit in WoW is just plain madness.

Yes, they throw around the Old Gods too much, but generally it is just batshit crazy people.

>>5458634
>mfw they name something relevant to the story the"deathwing"

>>5458634
>mfw the butcher is actually icehowl from TOC and the floor is lava

fucking wow man

>>5458713
>>5458679

>tfw two posts halt a thread

>>5458634

http://www.walmart.com/ip/19237343

>The Diablo III PC/Mac Game revolves around an interesting plot which will keep you spell bound. while you are playing. This Strategy Video Game also has some similar setting as the Diablo II like Tristram. The Witch Doctor is a new character in this game, is reminiscent of the Diablo II Necromancer, The Barbarians in this strategy video game have a variety of revamped skills at their disposal on the basis of the use of their incredible physical prowess. Bring home the PC video game to solve the mysteries of the mighty Barbarians.

>Bring home the PC video game to solve the mysteries of the mighty Barbarians.
>Bring home the PC video game to solve the mysteries of the mighty Barbarians.
>Bring home the PC video game to solve the mysteries of the mighty Barbarians.
>Bring home the PC video game to solve the mysteries of the mighty Barbarians.

>>5459045
quick some one shoop the mystery of the druids pic with barb face

>>5459045
the barbarian is Diablo

>join a game
>achievement unlocked

>join a public game
>achievement unlocked

>click on a banner
>achievement unlocked

>>5459045
>Bring home the PC video game to solve the mysteries of the mighty Barbarians.

where is the cheapest place to purchase this?

>>5459147
Blizzard if you're in North America.

>>5459120
>account eligible for D3 closed beta
>didnt even check
>feat of strength unlocked

>>5459045
>mfw Walmart outsources everything.
>mfw they got a Chinese kid to write this and translated it using google.

>>5459181
all of my fucking rage

>>5458383
>>5458134

No, someone was misinformed about the change and you flipped your shit and blamed Blizzard.

D2 Barb != D3 Barb

>>5459045
I linked this in the last thread but no one even gave a shit.

>Bring home the PC video game to solve the mysteries of the mighty Barbarians.

mfw when Imperius gets what he deserves.

>>5459306
and it was already posted in this very thread

>>5459365
One day games will look like Blizzard CG and its gonna be awesome

>>5459365
More cinematic spoilers are out? Ok, I'm gone until I beat normal.

>>5459045
>The Witch Doctor is a new character in this game, is reminiscent of the Diablo II Necromancer

>reminiscent of the Diablo II Necromancer

I think people are pissed off that Leah is Diablo because it just unnecessarily revolves the story around an uninspired, boring character instead of a fucking bro like Marius.

Please tell me they did away with the ladder system. Unfortunately I never really liked having my hard earned runes defunct every few months.

>>5459501
>Marius
>bro-tier
>not cowardly little mortal
Go play Diablo 2 again.

Diablo 3 ambilight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu7qWIV6DFY

Wait for it.

>>5459501
Marius is a non-character. He's just sort of there.

>>5459530
Yes, there are no ladders as of yet.

>>5459530
There has been no ladder announced.
Though there will probably be ladders and matchmaking for PvP when it comes out.

>>5459410
Not while consoles are still used for gaming.

They slow down progression in the gaming industry more than the dark ages have.

>>5459576
I don't care about PvP. What I don't want to do is have to start a new character every 6 months because I can't use my enigma runes anymore... or the equivalent

>>5459554
swag

Walmart is selling CE again, apparently some people cancelled since walmart ships on the 15th.

Get em while they're hot.

When is the PS3 port coming out?

>>5459556
It gave a nice little side plot to follow. Instead we'll just get HURR LEAH IS DIABLO every cinematic instead of cool shit with Belial and Azmodan. Leave it to Metzen to come up with some contrived shit like the black soulstone. Plus, you and I would have done the same shit Marius did. He's a skinny ass dude and he was supposed to go into hell all the way to the hell forge?

>>5456545

>Owen
>Monk

I like this.

>>5459673
>Instead we'll just get HURR LEAH IS DIABLO every cinematic
Maybe you should just wait for the cinematics to be out before saying this?

>>5459642
preorder canceled

Who does Leahblo's manacure?
Didnt know Sanctuary had nail salons.

Any of those cutscenes get leaked yet? I'm seeing new screenshots.

>>5459834
>Who does Leahblo's manacure?
>manacure
>mana
>cure

do ho ho

>>5459642
What? Fuck them, they CANCELED my order.
>order it again

Do you retards actually think this will live up to the hype?

>>5459885
Yes and that pictures gives me a boner and now I feel like a terrible person.

welp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYaQgp8DFCk

Anybody got a download for the strategy guide

>>5459885

no

but i'll be dealing with how mediocre it is for the next 10 years unlike everything else.

Actually my regular edition says it already shipped from walmart.

/shrug

Thats wierd. Also it says estimated delivery is the 25th even thought he tracking information isn't up yet.

Fucking walmart, get yer shit together.

Anybody else buttmad about the ridiculous ranges on affixes? If the Bradygames guide is accurate on release the useless affixes (plague of toads mana cost -1 hurrr) remain basically constant from levels 1-60 but damage mods range from like +100 to +700 damage and stats from +30 to +120, making 99.99% of item drops absolutely and completely worthless.

>>5459967
Well, I think they actually send it via USPS. Mother's Day being Sunday would undoubtedly slow them down.

>>5460032
>The guide
>Not completely out of date and nearly worthless

Lol'd.

>Dat butthurt kirisu

>>5459103
>your face when you realize that Druids in Diablo are actually just barbarians of a different flavour

>>5460062
yeah i bought the LE guide because i'm a sucker for shiny things. i will never open it except to look at the pictures. just speculating on affixes because they seem completely retarded. it's like they're designing almost every item ever to be completely useless so you'll have to use the RMAH...oh fuck I get it now.

>>5459885
>>5459885
>>5459885

>>5460032

Yeah.

Basically you can have a tier 3 item affix be better than a tier 8 item affix.

Gonna be weird.

>>5460142
Wait until monday when they update all the items before losing your shit.

so many blizzdrones in the PoE chat right now

>>5460062

Some is right, but I'm gonna have to use a shitload of white-out before its completely accurate again, sigh.

How many banner sigils can you claim?

mob data, item data, skill, etc. will be constantly in change, the guide was outdated the moment it was printed.

>>5460302
1 for each class.

Can anyone post the awesome fan art of the five different classes in a row, or the five classes fighting Diablo?

It was done in a very Hellboy style, and I wish I had saved it earlier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtz-qGWKNOw

>>5459932
>>5459932
I wanted to know this too

>>5459642
Thanks anon.

>>5460368
that timing

Clock Town/Tristram mix fucking where

>>5460303

At least you get a extra 100 pages of art if you got the CE guide.

>>5460351

For the last few days, the mark of valor thingy never gets past the loading screen and I can't make banners :/

>>5460398

Brady games has an online guide along with their guides like usual.

So yeah, that will be ripped day 1 for everyone.

Just bought the digital version.

Instant buyer's remorse.

>>5460427

Thanks!

Do on-hit affixes apply to spells, or at least signature spells?

>>5460681
Should have gotten the annual pass and the CE

>>5460748
They should.

>>5460681
the digital version of the strategy guide? people actually do this?

>>5460748

Yes, spells get on hits like life drain.

Seems kinda OP, but thats the way it was in the last build.

>>5460875
the ipad/tablet one is pretty neat

>>5460546
got a link?

>ctr+f pvp
>2 posts

Haha oh wow!

>>5460761
Annual pass would have been the logical choice if my old guild had room for me to go back on WoW.

And what's so special about the CE?

>>5460875
Digital copy of the game I mean. I like having the physical box but evidently not enough to be willing to drive to GAMESTOP for it.

>>5460971
Gtota get those WINGS, man.

>>5460971
>And what's so special about the CE?
dis nigga srs?

DIABLO 2 AND DIABLO 2 LORD OF DESTRUCTION PREINSTALLED ON A USB SOUL STONE

THE USB STONE COMES WITH A HOLD IN THE SHAPE OF

HOLD IT

YOU WONT BELIEVE IT

DIABLOS FUCKING SKULL

EXCLUSIVE WINGS FOR ALL YOUR DIABLO 3 CHARACTERS, A PET FOR YOUR WOW TOONS, AN AVATAR FOR YOUR STARCRAFTIN

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

A 200+ PAGE ART BOOK

NIGGA FUCKING ART. CULTURE AND SHIT

PLUS THE 24 PIECE SOUND TRACK SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO DIABLO WHILE DOING MEDIOCRE DAILY TASKS AND FEEL EPIC WHILE DOING IT

Anyone got a list of all the affixes/buffs that can be put onto rares and champion mobs?

>>5461003
The closed beta, that I never logged on to, perk is good enough for me. :3

>>5460971

wings, dyes, skull statue with soulstone usb, art book, awesome box.

>>5461059
DIS NIGGA.

>>5461104
http://www.diablofans.com/topic/41071-spoiler-diablo-iii-monster-traits/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=geuAc8F7Gt0#!

Holy FUCK.

>Them environments
>Those enemies
>Dat' Siegebreaker

>THAT FUCKING 72 HOURS HURRY THE SHIT UP

>>5461730
Jesus that was so good that I woke up my brother from clapping too loud

>lazars are hardcore

i wouldn't mind a ladder system if it was just about a fresh economy. maybe a buff on droprates to make certain goals more realistic in the time limit, but not actually locking the best recipes to ladder play, and not making it worth the effort to start over at level 1 JUST to get items that you can carry over to non-ladder. Leaderboards alone would give people incentive to play through with a new character, and people would get to play through the game again to experience whatever changes the patches will make to the low-level game.

>>5461834
I shouldn't have fucking laughed, but I did. Probably because the thumbnail was broken.

>>5461834
Ir's like it's 2006 again

>>5461730
>RedShirtGuy

i lol'd

>>5461942
where

>>5461878

>>5461730
>pvp Disclaimer

Heh.

PUNISHING GAMERS FOR BUYING GAMES GENERAL

>>5461990
Every game has to have a point when it becomes available, this is the 'release date'.

I don't know what the fuck those guys were thinking by trying to argue that.

>>5461972
2:45

>>5462071
this is what "gamers" actually believe.

>penny arcade

>>5461972
when they get a party of 4 players, it's the name of the monk in the group

>>5461990
EVERYDAY SHOULD BE MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

>>5461990
>>5462071
i like penny arcade most of the time, but sometimes they say shit without thinking about it at all. also I know they've totally done this same subject at least once before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQk_CT7fY9E

holy. shit. this comes out in less than a week.

>>5462379
nigga, it comes out in three days!

>>5462379
>4 days until i become a virgin again

wut

How are youtube comments so bad

>>5462341
at the end of the day, they're just two dudes

and I frequently disagree with dudes. On a daily basis, almost. ESPECIALLY the ones that share interests with me.

>>5462379
FUCKING NERD CHILLS

K should I buy this game? Tell me the truth because I heard many times about how this is the "Diablo for those who missed out on Diablo 2." I really really do not like the sound of that

>>5462461
nope diablo 2 is better

>>5462461
Deus Ex: Human Revolution is the Deus Ex game if you missed out on the original. It's not to say that it's BAD, but it will surely not match the twelve years of diablo 2 memories.

>>5462461
what is that even supposed to mean

Diablo 3 looks cool and all, but I don't think it will be very successful in the long run because it doesn't have a montly fee. How can Blizzard afford to keep the servers running? Game will probably be F2P in 3 months tops.

>>5462556
>It's f2p
>It will go f2p
What?

>>5462556
>How can Blizzard afford to keep the servers running?
>Game will probably be F2P in 3 months tops.

Fucking what?
It will stay up the same was Diablo 2 did. Plus it will make money from expansions and AH

>>5462415
some of the things they've done that pissed me off
claimed the "X" in megaman X stood for 10, didn't note their error except at the very end of a lengthy series of newsposts
claimed the mass effect 3 ending shitstorm was about the ending not being happy enough even though it was clearly about the poorly explained deus ex machina
the whole dickwolf thing. not that you can't have dickwolfs in your comics, or even joke about rape, but the fact that they misinterpreted criticisms again, then tried to apologize and give the feminists a chance to talk about women in the community at PAX, then immediately after extending this offer, mike makes a twitter post about how he and everyone who wants to can go around wearing dickwolf t-shirts, basically telling the woman that they were inviting her to their expo to make fun of her, not to try and reach an agreement about a serious issue. i don't even give a shit about the original joke, people overreacted to it, it's just that they handled it completely wrong.

>>5462556
>>5462461

Here is my melee wizard
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/calculator/wizard#WegRSh!daT!YcbYca

>>5462556
You must be new to battle.net

>>5462379
>Strum, wild cheers
>Finishes, wild cheers
>"Our newest game.", wild cheers
>Diablo roaring, wild cheers
>D3 logo, riot


Also;
>2008
Still can't fucking believe it.

>>5462632
what do you expect? they pop anti-depressants like candy.

>>5462632
>feminists bitching about male prisoner being raped to sleep by dickwolves

HOW IS THIS EVEN RELEVANT TO FEMINISM GODDAMN SEXIST NAZI BITCHES I WANT TO MURDER ALL OF THEM THEY ARENT GOOD FOR COOKING THEY ARENT GOOD FOR FUCKING THEY ARENT GOOD FOR BABYMAKING WHAT THE FUCK USE ARE THEY

>>5462556

Holy fuck I cannot hold back the unholy tide of dumbfuck from this single post.

What the shit are you fucking doing son?

>>5462556
battle.net servers are still up for warcraft 2. either blizzard has their servers run on perpetual motion machines, or they actually respect their customers enough to recognize that some of them still play their old games so they can use a fraction of their insane WoW profits to ensure customers remain loyal.

>>5462556
agreed

>>5462710
Only women can be victims of sexism and rape, where the fuck have you been?

>>5462541
I think Diablo III is going to outshine Diablo II for me. Maybe that means I didn't play as much of it as some of you, but still, I did play it, and picked it up again for a bit after playing the D3 open beta. Just made me notice all the little annoyances that get in the way of monster-bashan and loot-grabban like tiny inventory space and how depending on your build you may not be allowed to pick up any useful or cool abilities for all of Act I. I'm really going to like how D3 lets you experiment and use skills now that you may not plan on using in your final build.

anyone playing PoE this weekend?

it's pretty good... but it feels really rough and underdeveloped.

>>5462580
>>5462602
>>5462634
>>5462658
>>5462758
>>5462771
>>5462773

It's obviously a troll post
>mfw so many responses

>>5462710
ok, see, that's the same kind of shit that they did that pisses me off. it wasn't about a kid being raped to sleep by dickwolves, it was about mike's avatar sitting there not giving a shit about him being raped. people still totally fucking overreacted, but at least acknowledge what they overreacted about correctly.

>>5462849
I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE TROLLED

>>5462810
i'm trying to level up a polearm whirlwind barb. my build so far at level 18:
1 point in:
bash, stunn, concentrate, howl, shout, increased stamina, increased defense
rest in polearm mastery
how many of the skills do i use? pretty much just shout, and that's all i'll use til 30.

>>5462849
>mfw he gets trolled into thinking I was really trolled

>so bored I cleaned the house
>all of it

>>5462849
>>5462874
>>5462982

i just metatrolled all of you