FIRST xD

Emi

old thread

>>>/vg/2201261

>>2278851
:o

>>2278586
Billy, it's painted Black and he wants 1.5-2 buds on it.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198055953995

>>2278887
I love you

http://tf2b.com/?id=Kosma
Selling pages 1 and 2.

>>2278887
ask him if he'll take 5 or six salvaged crates

>>2278926
Shit, help me out. What's ~half a buds here
http://tf2b.com/?id=sogetonthebomb

Looking for G El Jefe, Last Breath, Genuine Vuvuzuela Noisemaker, Christmas Update stuff.
Also also looking for Pink As Hell Paint.
Selling anything I have duplicates of. Prefer payment in metal or keys, but steam games as stated below are fine too.

Want Steam games as well. This offer is open to any hats I have duplicates of, including vintages/Genuines, Strange Weapons.
Unusuals/Promos only for Paypal/Unusual offers.

And GIMME ALL YOUR CRATES. I DEMAND THEM ALL. ALL THE CRAP ONES. Not paying for them of course.

www.tf2items.com/id/VanNutsack
www.steamcommunity.com/id/VanNutsack

I heard something about a update tonight? Legit?

>>2279063
All your Genuines, I guess. Try that.

Because I see very little you could possibly sell.

BUYING BILLS HAT.

>>2279090
There's a trade general up.

>>2279150
its not a 'Tonights the night" major content update so dont get your hopes up.
at most we'll get a fix, new 5 star community item and hopefully, hopefully, a new crate.

is it just me,or did steam spontainualiusly die?
i keep getting an"ERROR-Steam.exe (main exception): CMultiFieldBlob(pSerialized): Bad field - extends past end of blob"error mesage every time i try and start steam

Does anyone have cloak and dagger to trade?
All I have is name tags

>>2279223
What? Do we really need a trading general too? It's not like people actually talk about the game here, these generals are pretty slow. We just unbox and craft new hats.

Neat

>>2279285
Steamtrade General I think he means.

>>2279379
>I realize what I had just turned down
>Tell him I want to reconsider
>I end up being in the same server as him
>I try to trade him and he won't answer

Look buddy, I don't want your damn Hound Dog with TF Logo. Please just give a second chance.

If he doesn't, I doubt I will ever sell keys to him again.

>>2279352

I didn't even know decal tools dropped now.

>>2279278
gah, that fucking error.
go to your steam directory and rename your clientregistry.blob to clientregistryold.blob, then run steam.
It will fix it, trust me.

>>2279550
>i will yust wait until i get 3 buds pure

Well shit

>>2279379
I trade TF2 items too. I'm just trading games at the same time. Nothing wrong with that.

Showing off my shitty, smalltime backpack.
http://tf2b.com/profiles/76561197996816992

>>2279617
>Manniversary update
>get package
>get paper hat and decal tool out of it
>figured everyone got the same thing
>end up selling them both for some shitty weapons
>apparently decal tool was worth 4 ref at the time

>>2279698
How much for the #20?

Anyone else have trouble with joining a server?

Recently whenever I immeadiately join a server it starts freezing up and repeating background sounds over and over.

Usually I can ctrl+alt+delete to bail out and it fixes itself, but lately it keeps screwing up beyond saving.

>>2279640
Yep. That tears it.

He goes in the "Fuck Off" Pile with the 2 guys that wanted my TS Veil.

>>2279698
give you a refined for the #20 or 1 rec for the 23

>>2279352
>playing with friend both a bit intoxicated
>that drops
>HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK SI THAT A WEAPON OR A HAT CAN I DRAW A DICK ON MY HAT HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS AWESOME
>next day look it up
>fuck you valve (I don't have flair or the conscientiousness objector)

>>2279745
The what now, the crate? I have no idea, probably keeping it.

>>2279638
thank you SO fucking much
your are godlike

>>2279749

Steam was spazzing yesterday and the day before too. I couldn't play last night because of constant choppy stuttering. Probably Steam maintenance + update.

>>2279896
ill gib u metuhl

Same for the #1s. I feel like unboxing more Gunslingers.

>Do a search on the Orbiting Planets Engie Cap
>5 in existence

The amount does affect the price, right?

>>2280005
Not really.

>>2279992
How much metal? I've sold 3 #1s a few days back for a ref each, don't really feel like selling my remaining 3. Since i'm an ocd collector.

Sooooooo...speculah time?

What are they gonna add from the workshop tonight?

>>2280075
I could buy 2 for a ref each.

>>2280114
i can't wait for CRAFTING TIME

>>2280114
General Practicioner.
Please based Gaben.

>>2280171
Tempting, but I'll pass for now until I get/jew more.

>>2280210
I'm with you on that.

>>2280254
reddit OC ok man.jpg

>>2280114
This.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1075&searchtext=

>>2280210
People wanted the same damn thing for the Spy and Valve said no. I doubt it will happen.

Selling UC Fast Learner

>>2280301
I'm saving your nigga ass some money. You'll probably uncrate a Vita-Saw anyway. My crates have ass-luck.

Selling:
2 Strange Bazaar Bargain
Strange Brass Beast
Strange Wrench
Strange Pistol

Buying Crate 21

steamcommunity.com/id/Simmered

>>2280334
i want that so badly.

also
enforcer nerf
new crate
new item
updated localization files
dissapointment

>>2280114
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=17748&searchtext=
>Triple Barrel Gatling Shotgun

>>2280434
You're probably right.

>>2280434
i'll give you a nametag for one
>inb4 i unbox a nametag

>>2280334

huh, so it will negate falling damage?

so what will the downsides be?

>20% less damage
>20% slower firing speed
>50% smaller clip
>no random critical hits
>25% fire vulnerability
>no random critical hits (shut up i saw the video)
>25 less health

if there is no #40 tonight, i will cry
and it better be salvaged

>>2280653
i thought the same thing last week.

i'll save you dissappointment, there wont be.

>>2280334
If only
>High society
>Wearer can double jump
>Wearer takes no fall damage
>-50% fall speed
>-50% clip size

>>2280537
>inb4 gunslinger

Anybody got a pic of Nine-Pipe Problem and Private Eye together? Thinking of getting the set for shits 'n' giggles.

>>2280776
Give me a second, and I can get you it.

>>2280334
what if it was like a shield instead of a gun? you couldn't shoot, but people couldn't shoot you. you could retreat really easily but you can't shoot? probably add some other balancing things like you can't deadcycle with it

>>2280935
dohohoho, I bet capping is gonna be real hard with this

>>2278862
I can only think of like, 2 spots where theres any fall damage
and it's not even a lot

Still a fucking neat animation

>>2281061
...uh... what?
I've no idea what you're talking about here

>>2281061
to be fair, she doesn't have legs so it would hurt her a lot more.

>>2281061
Yeah, Emi does have some neat animations.

>>2281120
Fuck
>>2280334
was meant for
>>2281061
Don't know how I managed to fuck those links up

>>2281153
>>2281173

>>2280907
Here.
>>2281207
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3547&searchtext=
And for you.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheThirtySixStratagems

If you are smart enough to apply these to TF2, you are going to be god emperor at whichever class you're playing

Selling After Eight for 2 ref.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/Zydrah

:-----------D

>>2281317
Wasn't that one deemed unacceptable by valve because it changed the model too much or something?

>look at the first few pages of workshop items
>pretty much 50% of items are pipes

>>2281317
Thanks.
But I dont really like the look...
What hat would you recommend?

>>2281503
I use hatte with the pipe

>>2281503
I really like the Surgeon's Stahlhelm, but that's just my opinion.

>>2281438
Yeah, and I just think that they are going to say the same thing about the coat for the Medic.

Anyone have that command line for idling?

>>2281625

Just join an idle server.

achievement_idle

This is what will get accepted tonight, you know it to be true

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=15830&searchtext=

>>2281616
I don't think so, the medic coat seems like it's along the same lines as col rogue and the FDU
The overcoat had buttons, the neckline and it had the flaps at the bottom, it just had too much

>>2281704

And i'd be very OK with this. I like crates, especially special ones.

post ending in a cool number names my scattergun

>>2281801
horey shit

>mfw I'm enjoying Vanilla TF2 on a 32 person server

Having the best game ever

>>2281801
"Meatshot 8)"

Potentially selling these
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mistt/inventory/#440_2_730317835
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mistt/inventory/#440_2_554978921
Would be interested in a decent unusual for pyro, demo, heavy, medic, or spy. I'm not looking to quick sell, not really looking for promos, I won't 2-1 and don't add me, other than that... offer away

>>2281801

goatse

I'm new to TF2, are strange weapons worth anything?

>>2281801
There's only two names for a Scatter.

You know the drill.

>>2281369
almost all of these are just "make the enemy think you're doing x when doing z in reality" and "use distractions to your advantage"

>>2281836
thats gay and retarded and overused and holy shit are you high what fucking person would seriously name their shit that jesus christ fuck off.

>>2281801
""Meatshot 8)"" with the quotes

>>2281842
>42

that wins

>>2281860
Depends which ones.
>>2281869
Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty and Meatshot 8) I assume

>>2281842
>>2281916

What's goatse?

>>2281965
Google image search it.

>>2281923
You have to pick one.

Wear the Gibus, become one with your inner F2P.

>>2281965
I'm sorry, how new are you?

>>2281801
i butpoopt in ur face xD

>>2281965
hello.jpg

>>2281704
more like this
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=14866&searchtext=

>inb4 the sumbitted author gets a self made strange huntsman

>>2282032
Can I do 'lol ur dead 8)'

>>2281923
strange earner, killing gloves of boxing, smg, bazaar bargain

Finding hats always makes me smile. Should I just craft it?

>>2282109
no no no no

>>2282138
Forgot the pic.

>>2282109
Not really any of those.
http://tf2spreadsheet.blogspot.ca/

>>2282147
oh...okay

>>2278586
That spy vest
I fucking want it
wasn't it deemed unable to be released though?

>>2282109
Sorry to break it to you, but no. None of those are even worth anything.
>>2282102
Sounds good, at least it's different.
>>2282138
>>2282189
lol no. That's a poor man's Treasure Hat.

>>2282245
So don't craft it? Well in that case who wants it?

?

>>2282347
Name it "Boom Boom Boom", and describe it "I want you in my room".

>>2282303
Wait, on second thought, craft it.

Seems no one wants those things, and I can only find a Vintage.

>>2282425
That should be on the boom-bringer, and you know it.

>>2282425
I don't want to be reminded of Aqua every time I play TF2. At least I think that was Aqua

Is this one better?

>>2282532
It was Vengaboys...

>>2281801

"The Fielder's Choice."

>>2282532
No, it's actually a Vengaboys track.

>>2282567
>>2282578
same thing

>>2282467
Yeah, it really should. Hahaha.

>>2282532
Make it "get rekt"

I want these in the game:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=16762&searchtext=

Sadly, it'd be probably some sort of reskin of existing lunchables.

>>2282615
>>House of /v/irgins

So. Apparently there's been a couple of faggots hacking the accounts of contributors and stealing their shit to sell it to the highest bidder.

>>2282043
That's one angry Medic.

>>2282207
The vest on OP's pic? No, it's still pending.

>>2280443
Strange Wrench is sold.

>sell someone a key
>they unbox armored authority with blizzard immediately after.

>>2282652
it'd be cool if it each had their own specs and it was random when you took it out. Something minorly random, not something huge.

>>2282615
?

>>2282683
That's pretty awesome
I can't even get mad at people who hack <someone who isn't me here>, man, I'm just slightly impressed every time.

>>2282532
"Smile, you're on candid camera"

>>2282770
Fucking perfect

>>2282770
no no no no

Best primary for medic?

>>2282691
Makes me think of the nazi from raiders of the lost ark

>>2282804
>>2282834
I'm getting mixed messages here

>>2282857
Stop being a fucking retard and name it something that won't make you look like a complete tool.

>>2282691
Yeah.
I heard it altered the model too much? Or was that another Spy item?
I also want MaxofS2D's Medic skin, but I doubt he'll release it to the public or he has and I never found it

Anyone want to save these? The Grenadier's Softcap is Level 42 if anyone cares.

>>2282848
Overdose

Loose approximation on worth of BP?
Thanks.

>>2282895
But I want it to look like I'm a complete tool.

>>2282848
Medigun or Kritzkrieg.

Just kidding. Blutsausage if you can aim and actually use it, or Overdose if you just run away when the guy you're healing dies.

>>2282947
2 refined

>>2282947
bout 5 bucks max

>>2282947
like $10 bucks maybe

>>2282947
http://backpack.teamfortress.org

Use this and check "US$" under options.

>>2282947
I really want your G Machina for 2 ref.

>>2282947
Only items of worth are G. Nanobalaclava, V. Panama and Strange Scatter. The rest of the stuff is craft-hat tier.

>>2282207
>>2282691
No, it was.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2910&searchtext=

>>2282895

^What he said.

Rerolling The Fielder's Choice.

>>2282905

>.png
>2.5MB filesize

wassamatta, you freakin stupid or somethin?

>>2283043
>G. Deus Specs
>craft-hat tier

Forgot the pic. Again, anyone want to save these? The Softcap is Level 42.

>>2282958
At least try to be funny.

>>2282905
Another Spy item, something Overcoat because it had a ton of unnecessary detail to it.

>>2282912
What's the other one you have other than Softcap?

>>2282974
>>2282975
>>2282997
>>2283031
>>2283043
>http://backpack.teamfortress.org
gives me 25$
>http://backpack.teamfortress.org
shows me like 70eu, which must be too generous

Anyway, how do I go about selling everything to someone for some money over paypal? THanks

>>2283145
Sure.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/grimhound

>>2283159
Give me a better name then 8)
>>2283205
I'll buy you a $5 game for your backpack.

>>2283197
See:
>>2283145

>>2283045
I am now sad
That vest needs to get in somehow
Maybe somehow put arm cuffs on?

>>2282848
>>2282848
Vanilla.
Anyone who tells you other wise has never been bombed in by a decent soldier or chased by a scout that can dodge or use their pistol. That extra speed will look really nice when you drop uber because you couldn't get the damage out to take down a scout. You don't realize how much that damage reduction is until you realize you much you need it.

TL;DR
>Fuck the overdose
Blutslager is just meh

>>2283262
Don't want games and if it's really worth anything under 20usd I wouldn't even bother waste my time.

Can someone spot me like 5 keys?

Please?

>>2283205
trade stuff like
>2 craft hats for a key
>all those vintage weapons for a key
>nametag + 1.33 for a key
just buy some keys on outpost, then sell the keys for like 1.60$ paypal each

168.07$

Neat

>>2283270
Oh, sorry.
In that case no, please continue with SCIENCE.
You could sell that Softcap for a bit more on the jew trading site, people go crazy over the number 42.

>>2283045
I could swear I just went looking into the steam workshop and saw that with nothing of refusal. Probably a similar item.

Prussian Pickelhaube - 1.33
Magnificent Mongolian - 1.66
Buckaroos Hat - 1.66
Ol' Snaggletooth - 2.00
Birdcage - 2.33

Buy my shit, everything is clean.

>>2283145


i totally save that soft cap

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Bynn

>>2283518

Gib pickelhaube or i report u huehuheuheuhueh

>Value: 668.52$

Not bad.

>>2283262

The Fielder's Choice.
The Pre-Game Pepper.
The Impossible Dream.

How do people have such good stuff without paying for the game? Does everyone jew or something? You only get, like, 10 items a week, how do you make that much for bills/buds/unusuals?

Let's do this boyos

>66$ worth of items

its not like i w

>Value:1,810.46$
It used to be 2200
awh

>>2283707
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/idletiem

>>2283707
I paid about $25 in idle accounts

>>2283726
n-no

>>2283518

Actually how about the pickelhaube, mongolian and buckaroo for my lucky shot?

You make 2 rec profit.

>>2283726
>implying you will

>>2283735
Yeah, mine was like, 725, remember? I don't know why it fucked dropped 60 dollars.

>>2283726

>>2283726
lets do this

>>2283726
Every general thread someone posts that image and every general thread I laugh at the reactions.

>>2283919
NO.

>>2283760
>10
>items
>a
>week
You'll get a hat or two if you're lucky, but usually you won't make that much ref from one week. I even have an extra account just to idle.

>>2283826
Well
I did lend a friend 2 buds, science an unusual, and sell some unusuals.
I got the buds back
400$ difference is better than I expected

Who's ready for some uncratin'? My bro had 2 19s and a 20.

>>2283789

I'll pass Broski

>>2283996
19 up first.

>He accepts for 5 keys and a buds
>I don't have keys

FUCK. ME.

Buy my shit on page 2 and the One-Man Army

>>2281704
I want that.

>>2284063
unusual

I think my best trade ever would have to be the L'etranger I traded for a Bloke's Bucket Hat. For some reason the guy really just wanted to get rid of it. I even made sure he really wanted to go through with it and outright told him it was a heavily unbalanced trade. This was ages ago when the Bloke's was worth something.

I had a weird dream last night. I found a crate #41. They change drop rates, apparently. Like, you can unbox a random drop, double drop rate, cosmetic drops only... it was neat, but you're mostly likely to get a weapon out of it.

$10 says tonight's item is another potential misc that's instead a weapon

>>2284063
Obligatory suspense builder

>>2283972
I didn't even trade off anything except for some keys, and the shit I traded them for are worth the same amount.

Oh well. ;_;

>>2284063
stickybomb

>>2284162
post the result fucking nigger

>>2284162
And I forgot the pic

>>2284209
Better than a regular Gunslinger at least

>>2284256
2nd 19

I NEED A MEDIGUN NAME NOW!

>quite short
>preferably witty
>SOUNDS GOOD

Please, /vg/ <3 Leave your Steam ID, I'll give you a shitty craft hat if I use your name

Paying 1.22 for any craftable hat. Hit me up. ID is Kosma.

>>2284307
Hallmark

>>2284307

>>2284381
Huh.

>>2284314
Mines named Portable Prostate Exam if you want to use that name.

>>2284426

I'd give you a prostate exam. All night

>>2284421
And the 20

>>2284473
I don't think girls have prostates...

>>2284496

>>2284473
Well this is awkward

>>2284515

That doesn't stop him for examining. Just in case, you know.

>>2284515
>implying it's a girl
Please he's just a huge faggot scrub that likes to act like a girl

>>2284563
Huh. Anyone want to buy an S. Sticky? I got 2 extra ones now.

>>2284651

How much are you selling one for?

>>2284730
~Spreadsheet
If you have a Strange Sniper I'll count that as 1.33 though.

http://tf2r.com/km31pd5.html

>>2284832
where was that posted?

>>2284314

Vollmacht = Full Power
Lebengeber = Life Giver
Tod-Vorbeugung = Death Prevention
I love the German Language and in place of the craft hat can you spare a nametag?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198036136496

need opinon on trade,
would selling my peace guad for a bubbling bombing run be a bad idea?

>>2281679

Yeah, let me just waste a bunch of RAM and cycles rendering a map for no reason. Does anyone have that bit of text?

>>2284314

"My Fabulous Stick"

>>2285121
"C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\Steam.exe" -applaunch 440 -textmode -nosound -window -nopreload -novid -dxlevel 81 +map "itemtest"

Steam shortcut, in the target

>trying to jew someone
>Trade Expired
>Trade Expired
>Trade Expired

FUUCK, how do I fix this?

>>2285326

Bribe Gaben into improving Steam's servers with hamburger as big as everyone's Episode 3 expectations.

>>2285326
restarting steam helps normally

>>2284314

Gott Mode.

NOW, EVERYONE HERE WILL SEND A THANK YOU TO EGG FOR SPOTTING ME KEYS.

YOU GOT THAT?

>>2285502

Shit son, yuh did it.

>>2285473
stealing that name if I ever get a flashy festive medigun

>>2285502
and thank me for giving you the link scrub

>>2285626
THANK YOU ALL.

I WILL RAFFLE SOMETHING OFF BIG WHEN I GET A CHANCE.

>We are releasing a mandatory tf2 update, please be patient. -Eric

steam down?

What's the lowest low-low Scout unusuals go for?

>Friend gives me his Strange Festive Scattergun and Max head because he quit the game

"We are releasing a mandatory tf2 update, please be patient"

-Eric

did steam just die?

looking to trade a strange knife for a strange liberty launcher

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198001843344

Steam is still up for me.
Please tell me the update will be finished on my other account if I'm on my alt and it downloads.
Or since it's two different accounts it'll have to download twice on my PC?

>>2285874
I want that max's head. 30 ref for it.

>>2285878
lolno, at least not yet today

This thing has been on my TF2 page in Steam every day for a while now. What are the chances they'll include a salvo-based Demo gun, y'think?

>>2286007
if they use the same steam installation you download it once i think

i use a dual installation using my spare hdd to idle 2 accounts at once

haha, time for update

>>2285908
Why would you give a 1.33 ref item (it's still that right?) for a 0.66 item?

>>2286067

Your nose just poked my eye out

>>2286007
It'll have to download twice.
All games that are in your common folder can share updates and clients. All games that are in <USERNAME> can't share clients across accounts.

What do I do with my backpack, it's so full of precious metals.
Scrunching all my things together is not an option, I like my sweet, sweet backpack.

http://tf2b.com/?id=fargoman

Also, here's a jewing guide I made the other day, any crits are helpful.

http://pastebin.com/SBbUnTBB

>>2286103
I only have 30 ref. ;_;
I'll give you everything in my backpack page 1 and 2!
http://tf2b.com/?id=Kosma

>>2286079
Well I've only got one alt, so I'm not too worried.
I hope they release a demo item.

>>2285878
>>2285823
>>2285852
>>2285905
you got me faggot 10/10

>>2282850
Oh fuck I hadn't thought of that.
And now it seems I'm back on the hunt for one more item.
I'm never gonna get buds like this.

>>2286074
Not a melee weapon? Never will be accepted.

I just got a free Bill's from some french guy.

fuckyeah.jpg

>>2286108
Huh, really?
Last update I only had to download it once.

>>2285319

Thanks.

>>2284314
My mediguns name is "Der Kampfer und Die Heiler"

>>2286229
Well, now that I think of it, I can't recall updating on my alt account all that often. It's possible that steam downloads updates to all tf2 clients on the computer. Although I doubt it, other option seem more logical to me, not impossible though.

I'm thinking of naming my strange medigun "John Coffey's own medi gun"
Thoughts on this?

Ultimate Utility Tier
>Stock Rocket Launcher

Rape Train if You Can Aim Tier
>Direct Hit

Ultimate Roamer
>Black Box

Absolutely Disgusting Tier
>Liberty Launcher
>Cockmangler

Deal with it

>>2286435
You'd better fucking capitalize all those words or you're a faggot.

>>2286480
>no original

>>2286480
>black box
>not shit scrub babby faggot tier

haha oh you

>>2286480

the extremely small splash on the direct hit means your doing less DPS as a whole.

if you can aim then play sniper

>>2286480

>black box
>ultimate anything

Agreed about the Liberty Launcher and Cowmangler.

>>2286658
Haha thats a first.

>>2286679
>>2286650
>Roaming and rocket jumping
>Destroy half your health
>Instead use Black Box to quickly restore it along with medpacs
>Proceed to rape

Seen it happen a million times

>>2286480
>Rape Train if You Can Aim Tier
>Direct Hit
I disagree. The Direct Hit is more centered around luck than personal aim, not saying it's impossible to rape if you know how to use it though.

>Ultimate Roamer
>Black Box
Roaming? Absolutely not. You shouldn't need the black box at any time, you can easily roam around grabbing healthpacks without the need of +45 health IF you hit all your shots. Using gunboats can make you a much more reliable roamer. +15 health on hit isn't all that much, atleast it's not good enough to outweigh having only 3 rockets. Not to mention that you'll need one shot to rocket jump, making it 2 rockets instead of 3.

>>2286742
i'm guessing you use the black box right?

>>2286742

Good luck bumping into another roamer with the stock RL.

>>2286742
>rocket jumping
>use rockets to restore health

So you'll land with only 2 rockets amounting to 30 health returned? You'd get more out of using the stock with gunboats.

>>2286480

Black Box is a crutch for bad players. If you have half a brain you'll know where health packs are and use stock instead.

>>2286782
I use it to roam occasionally, but I prefer Stock RL

I've just seen countless ambushes where a good solly with a black box has destroyed another soldier because he has that on it health.

But no it's not my favorite.

>>2286997

+15 per hit just isn't shite for the loss of a shot and roaming Soldiers generally need to be able to go pocket on a dime if necessary.

Where de update at?

>>2287385
Besides, the BB is banned from comp, anyway

Anybody elses trade servers down?

Quick, I need a NMH reference for scoot.

If I don't get one, I'm naming my Axetinguisher

"...and Radio Wire"

>>2287615
Stained Mountaintops

>>2287615

I'm naming my Mad Milk "Mangum's Mountaintopping" once I get a tag.

Anybody wanna buy some Strange shit at a discount?

Strange Sco Res, 2 Strange Big Earners, and a Strange Liberty Launcher for sale. Reply here if you're interested.

UPDATE soon fellow jews

>>2287706

No luck with them upper 30 series, eh?

>>2287615
do the axe.

do it

>>2287683
>>2287694
Should have specified, I'm looking for Scootergun, Poostal, and Atoomizer tags.

I might name my Whoopee cap "The King of Carrot Flowers"

>>2287794

"Two-Barreled Gun Pt. 2" for the Scatter

>>2287794
For the Atomizer uh.... Bad Girl's Bat?

>>2287905
I love this, I use it so often too, delivering in a second.

>>2287905
could have sworn i've seen this before.

>>2288049
I've been killed by it on the /vg/ server before.
felt pretty cool

>>2287953
Thanks, bro.

>>2288049
I really don't care, as long as it's not common. I can always claim I did mine first, too.

What color is closest to Jughead's hat for a Whoopee Cap? I was thinking Aged Moustache Grey or Operator's Overalls.

If you haven't read the fuck out of the Archie Comics and don't know who Jughead is, pic related.

>>2287750

Oh I'm too much of a pussy to open crates myself. This is just shit I have leftover from people paying me for shit in not-metal-and-keys. I've sold everything else but these damn Big Hurrnurrs have been sitting in my pack for forever.

So I was thinking about naming my kritz
"The god gun" "The ultimate power of a god is now my secret tool"
Or "The god gun" "God power keeps my patient strong, so trust me you won't last very long"
On a scale of gay to 10, how much does it suck?

>>2288310
religiousfag/10

>>2288310
Homosexual faggot/10

>>2288310

Stop trying to be creative, your clearly bad at it.

>>2288410
>>2288432
Okay
;_;

>>2288310
If you want goddy stuff, consider:
"Third Energy Gun" - "We'll literally have the power of a god at our disposal, and it can all be attained if you cooperate with me."

>>2288310
kill yourself please

>>2288131

Should have told you to name your FaN/Soda Popper that, and kept the vanilla "Two-Barreled Gun" but you likely don't use either.

Dunno if you find this kind of meta-joke funny but you could always title your pistol "Untitled."

Today is my rucky day.

But of all things why this? Why one I already own as a Genuine?

>Übery-Wübery
>Kritzy-Witzy
>Fixy-Wixy

My names are cool.

>>2288236
Green Fast Learner
Gray Whoopee Cap

hey guys that one butthurt pleb outpost mod just got told on tf2r

>>2288617
I wanted to name something I used often, I have about 2000 kills on my scatter, I barely use the FaN.

That's why I declined the semen jokes on the mad milk, I love my pistol.

My next tag will either be the radio wire on axe or another witty reference for my pistol/bat

>>2288707
link

>>2288643

Wow nice. I got a brain slug yesterday on first drop but then I couldn't fucking play due to godawful stutter.

And this.

But he wasn't a F2P, as he did seem to have knowledge about the game. Just couldn't find the right word for "tracer".

>>2288789
Can you link me to how to make my text tf2build?

>that feel when we've all been spoiled of weekly updates and now we wont get them ever again.

just got this /vg/, what do

>>2288310
forget that, name any rocket launcher, grenade launcher or sticky launcher "the will of alah" or a flamerthrower "hitler's finest" or "the de-jewer"

>>2288850
CS:GO will get constant updates, whether cs fanatics like it or not

>>2288850
still 4:10 PM in the Pacific, have some hope brother

Why don't we ever compare playtimes?

>>2288843
It's one of the extras of FrankenHuD.

the 10 items per week data shit also include crates?

>>2289031

Nope.

>>2288863
Sell it for cold metals.

>>2288921

I wipe mine like every month or so due to jewlurking on shitty trade servers. They're highly unreliable.

>>2289031
No

What's the console command for leaving the server?

>>2288863

Wear that shit. It's great.

>>2288921
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

i have got a scottish handshake at least twice every week for the past 3 weeks and I just got another two today alone

fuck that shitty reskin and fuck the drop system

>>2289108
disconnect, ya twat.

how many minute/hour before it update ?
so i can idle without servers restarting

For science, they said.

162 hours played
Earbuds

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197997501032

do your worst /vg/

>>2288921

>Messed around with a Spy Sapper Bug about a year ago
>Had 1205 Points as Spy

That's why.

>>2289374
this shit helps no one

>>2289339

>>2289430
>he didnt wait until the update

>>2289464
>implying I'd get anything good

So, did anyone get the e-mail announcing that they're doing an update tonight?

>>2289187
the fuck

>>2289523
we've been had.
no update, go home everybody.

>>2288921
because it is horrifying

Buy key > Turn it into a bunch of Medic/Primary weapons > Turn those into tokens/scrap > Try to craft numbered grordbort medigun when it comes out

Good investment y/n?

How do I bind to click through the motds? I'm making a one click jew alias.

I have this so far, but it doesn't click through menus.

alias jewbag "spacebar; wait 100; spacebar; wait 100; spacebar; wait 100; spacebar; wait 100; jointeam auto; wait 100; status; wait 100; disconnect"

I hit spacebar to click through usually, how would I bind that, or is there another way?

>>2289674
Hit the tilde you pleb

>>2289117
Recommend me a good name for that hat because Flamboyant Flamenco sounds gay as fuck

>>2289625

No refined to break down? Also, make sure to have a Quick-Fix on hand because if they do come out with that pack I'm certain it'll be built off of it.

>>2289374
It only helps if they have very few play hours, I find anything over 60 hours means they may have an understanding of the value of things, that being said we all know how often that isn't true.

>>2289724
"I'm insecure about my masculinity and am a huge homophobe."

>>2289390
I wonder what looks like.

show us

>>2289779
Nice, buying a nametag for 2 refined, leave ID

>>2288921
It amazes me i can go against fagets with 1000 hours~ playtime as scoot

I wreck you all on the tryhards server as well, especially faggot furries pyros that spam the rs

captcha: pioneers cepoices
A.k.a me plural because i count for 20000 people

>>2288921
Because it's pointless? I keep resetting it, i have over 2800 hours clocked

http://tf2stats.net/player/76561198024243192/

>>2289730
Well, i'm assuming the weapons won't drop with a craft recipe right when they come out, so using tokens is the only way to grab a numbered one as soon as they come out. A key will give me a few more chances in case I can't get one within the first few tries.

If it does drop with a recipe, QF sounds like a likely candidate. Maybe 1 rec + Quick-Fix, like the Soldier shit being 1 rec + Black Box.

>>2289950
updoot

>>2289829

>Had

Sorry bro I cleared it cause it looked fucking retarded.

Video of the exploit (Sadly done in Gmod, not gameplay footage but this is where I found out about it) before I get called out on making up a fake story on the internet to sound cool.

Thinking of naming my pistol 'buttownd :D' and my fish '(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞'

Will the 2chan emoticon work?

>>2290053

Would help if I linked it DERRR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jPsXY_b6To

>>2290053
Don't worry, man, we all know of the bug
Shit was hilarious

/vg/'s server 216.52.148.117:27015 come and join and rustle some jimmies.

>>2290048
Homestuck update, you mean.

>>2290165

your in the wrong general idiot

>>2289724
The Pussy Catcher

>tfw no update

How can I bind through menus, or is there no way to?

>>2289846
Protip: No one on the tryhard server is actually good.

>>2290392
>listening to him
He's a BR scout who is the actual worst player on the server. All he does it spout memes and lag everyone else up.

AWW WYEAH RIGHT IN MY BUTTCHEEKS

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>>2290447
:o

>>2290470
ohboyherewego

>>2290529
>>2290470
>tfw Enforcer nerf and Vanilla Flamethrower buff

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Belegrandir/inventory/

Selling
Bloke's Bucket Hat - 1.33 Refined
Salty Dog - 1.66 Refined
Teddy Roosebelt - 3 Refined
Private Eye - 1.33 Refined

>>2290470
>>2290529
PREPAAAAREE

>>2290529
>>2290470
I don't get it whats gonna happen? Crate 40?

>>2290694
5 star item and some fixes

>>2290694
probably not.
seriously how are you people still this blind not to notice there has been a weekly update for the last like 8 weeks.

>>2290694
that crate will arrive until the next big update, around june/july

Does anyone want to 1:1 with me?

Looking to ditch Desc tag for a Name tag.

>>2290871
You have the desc tag? fat chance.

>>2289430
Ill buy that

iD: Drunk on Jelly

>>2290798
fuck that

i wouldn't mind if the current series was half decent but they're fucking awful

>>2290871
lolno

>>2290871
comeatmebro

leave id

>>2290694
So, predictions for tonight's update:

-Added misc-of-the week # 8 (buy now $9.99)
-Extremely minor bugfix of a rare incident in a map that shipped no less than two years ago
-Updated localization files
-Added recoil forces for the Disciplinary action/Scotsman's Skullcutter/Weapon that no-one uses
-Fixed a bug with alt-tabbing
-No balance items of any kind
-Still no grordbort weapons

Am I missing anything?

>>2290614
I'll buy both your 1.33 hats.
Add me - ID is Kosma

>>2290871
Yeah okay.
id in email.

>>2291014
If you really want to, here's my ID. I'm in tf2, in case you want to just quick trade.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/fargoman

>>2291052
holy shit why do you have so many crates

>>2291028

>-Still no grordbort weapons

Believe me or not, but i just finished talking to some Weta guys, these weapons aren't even planned for a while. As for an ETA, i got a 2015 quote as a joke.

>>2291052
holy shit all those #30s

i jelly

I wanna play, but I'm afraid to play because it might update and i'd be late to download it and I might miss a chance for a craft number

>>2291014
Can you sell me 2 of those?

>>2291276
I want to sleep, but I'm afraid of missing the update and chance at craft numbers altogether.