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    88 KB Mass Effect General Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:02 No.2234178  
    PR BULLSHIT:

    http://blog.bioware.com/2012/03/21/4108/

    OLD THREAD:

    >>>/vg/2223107
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:02 No.2234203
    first for steve
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:03 No.2234271
    What;s a good human engineer build?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:03 No.2234276
    >>2234203
    STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEE
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:04 No.2234286
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:04 No.2234313
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    >>2234109

    As the guy that posted the greentext, I have to say I love you. In a totally homo way.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:05 No.2234364
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    my headcanon is that tali looks middle eastern
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:06 No.2234409
    >>2234364

    She'll always be a beautiful black woman to me
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:06 No.2234413
    Guy who's replaying Mass Effect. Made a femshep who's a spacer and ruthless. Never played as a full-on adept.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:06 No.2234415
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:06 No.2234428
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    The last two words in the Mass Effect franchise were "downloadable content"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:06 No.2234439
    >>2234364

    Tali looks like that thing from the movie Splice
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:06 No.2234440
    Just seeing Garrus walking on a beach toward a bar with an unopened bottle of booze would means so much to me.
    >captcha samrkd love
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:07 No.2234470
    >>2234313
    It wasn't me, just reposting it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:07 No.2234481
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:07 No.2234513
    I thought people being anally devastated over the sad ending was just a rumour.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:08 No.2234529
    >>2234470

    then to whoever created it.
    >> Ronald Reagan !XGodlYARIA 03/21/12(Wed)21:08 No.2234534
    >>2234513
    >Sad
    No, that's not why.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:08 No.2234551
    >>2234513
    But the ending isn't even Sad. It's fucking stupid.
    >> Best. Ending. Suggestion. Ever. Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:08 No.2234552
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUqAhKW7498&feature=channel

    Watch it now.

    If you're impatient skip to 14:00
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:09 No.2234560
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    >Doing a Miranda romance in ME2, just finished LOSTB
    >Liara assures Shep that she has and he has no idea how much he has changed Miranda.
    >Don't think much of it, she seems to be mostly the same
    >Import into ME3 and decide to dump her
    >It finally hits, she did change a lot
    >Her heart is broken, tears everywhere from her
    >Oh god I'm terrible person, please forgive me
    >Proceed to reload to a early save and continue the romance

    Yvonne and Bioware animators did a impressive job with the break up scene. Its just a shame most of her growth comes from her either dying or breaking up with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:09 No.2234583
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    my headcannon tali
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:09 No.2234587
    >>2234513

    People aren't upset about it being a sad or downer ending. It's a very, very poorly executed ending.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:09 No.2234614
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    >>2234583
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:10 No.2234628
    How can I tell if my laptop can run Mass Effect 1?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:10 No.2234641
    >>2234560

    Her breakup is the most Powerful imho
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:10 No.2234645
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:10 No.2234668
    >>2234513
    It wasn't sad or "bittersweet." It was pointless, retarded, and completely nihilistic. It also went against the established tone of the series.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:11 No.2234686
    Daily reminder that Anderson is spinning in his fucking grave
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:11 No.2234694
    >>>/vg/2234514
    >I don't like one line, therefore terrible writer
    Thats just stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:11 No.2234696
    >Points to critics giving it good scores

    Har har har har har
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:11 No.2234701
    >>2234628

    http://www.systemrequirementslab.com/cyri/intro.aspx
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:11 No.2234716
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    >>2234313
    thanks bro, the thing that always nags me about taking suggestions from anon is that i can't really give credit (see: tali spiders, robot unicorn, etc).

    you guys are awesome and inspirational, though. that is all.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:12 No.2234734
    >>2234668
    Have you been reading that twentysided guys post on the ending?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:12 No.2234754
    >>2234694
    If Hepler never said anything, I wouldn't hate her. I'd dislike her, but I wouldn't hate her. She's fucking retarded and would have been better served being a silent terror.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:12 No.2234769
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:13 No.2234803
    >>2234513

    The endings have more inconsistencies than the whole series.

    Like

    Why is joker jumping?

    How do my squad mates suddenly get back to the normandy?

    Galactic fleet stuck

    the list goes on but people here know all the problems
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:13 No.2234814
    >>2234734
    I figured a rough quote of someone else's ranting on it would be easier.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:13 No.2234826
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    >no vorcha squadmate

    fuck this series
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:14 No.2234835
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:14 No.2234848
    >>2234754
    It like you are trying to miss the point or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:14 No.2234865
    >>2234271
    3-6-6-5-6.
    Inciniterate and Overload for damage, speed, and armor/shield damage. Alliance Training for capacity and power damage, Fitness for durability and shield recharge.

    Spam Overload and Incinerate to strip shields and armor, occasionally plant a combat drone as a distraction, continue to use until you can upgrade to a better Engineer.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:14 No.2234869
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    >>2234769
    hmm
    i suddenly dislike shep's derp helmet a little less.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:14 No.2234872
    >>2234769
    >>2234835
    No. Go home. Bring out Felicia if you're going to do this shit
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:15 No.2234896
    I just want my fucking face to import without having to "recreate it the best I can"

    New ending DLC is cool, but I don't expect it til like the Fall.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:15 No.2234898
    http://www.alienwarearena.com/giveaway/mass-effect-3-giveaway

    free dlc for you, when you sign up
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:15 No.2234903
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:15 No.2234915
    >>2234814
    Just checking, nothing wrong with using somebodys elses words if they express your opinion better than your own.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:15 No.2234919
    >>2234872

    its the same fucking guy too
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:15 No.2234925
    >>2234848
    I thought the point was that Hepler was an idiot and a terrible excuse for a human being.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:15 No.2234938
    >>2234716
    It always pissed me off that Shepard forgot about biotic/tech abilities in cutscenes. During the outing with Garrus I wanted to launch that fucking can halfway across the wards with a biotic blast when he told me to 'give him a good one'.

    But nope. All I got to do was a pathetic little lob. So your comic does amuse me.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:16 No.2234962
    I want a Batarian Squadmate dlc
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:16 No.2234965
    Can someone give me a build for Quarian Engineer?

    Am I supposed to ignore Cryo Blast or does it have some hidden use I can't see?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:16 No.2234978
    >>2234915
    If it bothers you I'll type up my own piece on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:17 No.2235012
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    Send this to Bioware.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:17 No.2235027
    >>2234754
    She was getting abuse on her personal twitter and made one not-exactly-stellar comment about it. Yeah, she really went over the line with that one...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:17 No.2235036
    >>2234965

    yes ignore it

    unless you get bonus power in cloak, which in that case you would have to take points out of a fitness if you feel comfortable doing so.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:18 No.2235043
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    >>2234925
    Then you are wrong twice over.

    Why even fucking respond to my posts if you don't read them?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:18 No.2235045
    humanity is being destroyed. Shepard keeps being Shepard

    turians are being destroyed. Garrus keeps being Garrus

    krogan are being destroyed. Wrex is Wrex

    protheans are destroyed. Javik is Javik

    asari are being destroyed. Liara has a fit as if it never occurred to her introverted self what everyone else was going through

    quarians are destroyed. Tali taps-out
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:18 No.2235091
    >>2234898

    better than nothing i suppose
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:19 No.2235104
    >>2234978
    It doesn't bother me, I just said nothing wrong with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:19 No.2235110
    >>2235045
    >krogan are being destroyed. Wrex is Wrex
    Naw he freaks and tries to kill Shep
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:19 No.2235119
    >>2235045
    Tali is a doormat so no surprise there
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:19 No.2235123
    Geth are being destroyed. Legion lays hands on motherfucking Shepard like a boss.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:19 No.2235125
    >>2234701
    That feel when everything checks out except "CPU Speed". Not much I can do about that, huh? Stupid ancient laptop.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:19 No.2235126
    >>2234938
    Even DA2 did better than that.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:19 No.2235128
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    >>2235045
    Women.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:19 No.2235134
    >>2235045
    >quarians are destroyed
    By the person she trusted most in the galaxy.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:19 No.2235136
    >>2235043
    No, that seems to be about the root of the argument. You said there wasn't a difference between Mac and Hepler.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:19 No.2235139
    So, why are you guys saying Liara has the best romance in ME3?

    I'm at the end of the game and we've only had two small romance spurts, a kiss on the cheek earlier, and some hand holding on the Presidium.

    Tali on the other hand had loads of love talk on the Dreadnaught, she declared she loved me when I went out to attack the Reaper head on.

    Liara has done nothing like this.

    Is her romance sex scene super amazing or something?

    Cause she's had no romantic connection all game. I had more from the short Shadow Broker shit than this entire time.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:20 No.2235146
    >>2235045
    Being does not equal completely destroyed as for Javik you got me there
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:20 No.2235173
    >>2235036
    Engineer not Infiltrator.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:21 No.2235205
    >>2235045 protheans are destroyed. Javik is Javik

    If Javik relives the memories of the downfall of the Protheans, he tells Shepard he's going to suicide as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:21 No.2235212
    >>2235012

    at first i was reading that like its actually what happens 0.o
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:21 No.2235228
    >>2235027
    Just to chime in here, I thought that comment was in exceptionally bad taste. I know people far more talented than she is who can't get into the industry and she brags about having a job.. in an industry she hates? Vagina comment aside it was already fucking retarded. Then trying to lord her gender over the whole matter was just icing on the cake. People like her - and the perception of the "female gamer" that they try to push - are why I don't use voice chat in games or otherwise do anything to reveal my gender.

    Being anonymous here is a nice exception - I can instantly blend back into the crowd. Fuck her, though. Seriously.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:21 No.2235232
    >>2234925
    hahahaha
    brilliant. Especially considering that this discussion started because you (or someone from the Hamburger Helper club) took issue with someone pointing out there was a difference in the way Mac and Hepler are treated (that he's put down based on his writing, she on all sorts of things besides her writing).
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:21 No.2235234
    >>2235173
    Cryo Blast is ultimately useless, so yes, skip it and max the other skills.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:22 No.2235247
    >>2235012
    >>2235012
    >>2235012
    >>2235012
    >>2235012
    >>2235012
    >>2235012
    >>2235012
    >>2235012
    >>2235012
    >>2235012
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:22 No.2235251
    >>2235139

    Fanboys/girls, most assume their respective LI has the best. Apart from Jack/Jacob fans.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:22 No.2235264
    >>2235139
    she killed to bring you back to life that alone make her the best
    LI also yes she has better sex scenes
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:22 No.2235272
    >>2235205
    Yeah, but after the Reapers are gone. He keeps his shit together the whole mission.

    Besides, can you blame him? He's the last of his kind in a cycle that holds nothing for him. I might kill myself as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:23 No.2235294
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    Reposted from old thread. IGN editor Colin Moriarty, the guy who made the Gamer Entitlement video comment, is tweeting about how Mass Effect 3's ending was great and the majority of players loved it.

    http://twitter.com/#!/notaxation
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:23 No.2235309
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    >>2235136
    >You said there wasn't a difference between Mac and Hepler.
    No I didn't.

    Like I said, you are not getting the point. If you are not going to even pretend to read what I post then I'm done with you.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:24 No.2235341
    >>2235294

    Colin Moriarty is a fucking cunt
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:24 No.2235367
    So, I romanced Thane in ME2. But I fucked Liara at the end of Shadow Broker.

    It still said Thane was my romance option for ME2 when I imported. If I romanced NOBODY but Liara would it say Liara or nobody?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:24 No.2235379
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    >>2235139
    >Is her romance sex scene super amazing or something?
    Yeah, it's definitely the one that had the most attention paid to it from an aesthetic point of view.

    I think Tali and Garrus make up for it with talk and little things, since alien sex is too freaky for Bioware. I'd like to have both but the constant interwoven romance dialogue in my Garrus chats (and I assume it's the same with Tali) trumps a real pretty sex cutscene.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:25 No.2235397
    >>2235309
    Fair enough. You implied there wasn't a difference by bitching about discrepancies in the reactions to the two writers.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:25 No.2235403
    >>2235294
    >libertarian
    It all makes sense now.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:25 No.2235423
    >>2235045
    >asari are being destroyed. Liara has a fit as if it never occurred to her introverted self what everyone else was going through
    >quarians are destroyed. Tali taps-out
    >women
    >being able to deal with anything logically and objectively.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:25 No.2235429
    >>2235294

    fuck i hate this guy-
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:26 No.2235436
    >>2235294
    God what a massive, massive tool that guy is.

    Anyway /vg/ I've been away most of the day, I left after the blog post. Did I miss any other important developments?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:26 No.2235447
    >>2235139

    Liara's is just more a lot more subtle and slow burn.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:26 No.2235469
    about to do my full asshole renegade playthrough

    gonna romance jack

    gonna do all the asshole shit, kill mordin and wrex and rachni

    Pragmatic with a heart of darkness

    Should i use sheploo? or spend 20 min in the creator
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:27 No.2235485
    >>2235469
    Sheploo
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    >>2235294
    >> pirs !dccxZtenso 03/21/12(Wed)21:27 No.2235520
    >play entire trilogy as infiltrator
    >accidentally create an adept on ME3 online
    >stick with him
    >crave for new race
    >finally get asari vanguard

    So, uh, help. I'm currently using Biotic Charge and only one weapon (Geth Plasma Shotgun, motherfucker) and it is pretty fucking awesome. Should I master BC first or use more of Stasis and Lift Grenade?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:27 No.2235537
    >>2235139
    Don't know if this is a factor, but apparently there's an import bug that ackowledges what you said to Liara in LotSB, but not if you romanced her.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:28 No.2235543
    >>2235294
    He's indoctrinated.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:28 No.2235546
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUqAhKW7498&feature=channel
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUqAhKW7498&feature=channel
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUqAhKW7498&feature=channel
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUqAhKW7498&feature=channel

    Fucking skip to about 16 minutes, this is the ending we want motherfucks
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:28 No.2235553
    If you romanced anyone in ME2 you got screwed over in ME3, even if you romanced Miranda all you get is 1.5 cutscenes with no important dialogue, a side quest and kiss. She doesn't even lower her zipper.

    Bioware REALLY wants you to romance Liara, Tali or Garrus.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:28 No.2235565
    >>2235294
    If Bioware does change the ending this guy would definitely be one of the first people to call it innovative and great.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:28 No.2235570
    >>2235469
    Of course there are so many ways to be a dick that are ruled out by other ways. I recommend you take it slow where you can - keep Wrex through Virmire, through the suicide mission, and take him out only after everything, for instance.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:28 No.2235580
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    >>2235379
    >>2235379
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:29 No.2235626
    >>2235553

    I don't know, considering the ending Miranda/Jack romancers kind of get the better end of the stick. Everyone else ends up on the Lost planet, those two are on Earth.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:29 No.2235630
    >>2235537

    There's a few little bugs like that. Liara's father will say something that sounds like it's assuming Liara was your love interest even if she isn't too (of course, you can handwave that away by assuming it was just snark, which fits the character)
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:30 No.2235641
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    >>2235294
    >poll on Bioware's own forums shows 90% of the people who played the game hated the ending
    >"The majority of players like the ending because less than 2 million voted."
    What the how do you even
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:30 No.2235643
    Lets get a alignment chart for all the classes

    you guys will be here forever trying to figure this shit out

    also put quotes below explaining your choice in statements

    find the template online. I'm working on my right now
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:30 No.2235645
    >>2235565

    But he just did the exact opposite. Said it was a fucking tragedy that Bioware "gave in" to the fans, and that it's a sad day for writers everywhere
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:30 No.2235664
    >>2235553
    >Bioware REALLY wants you to romance Liara, Ashley, or Kaidan.
    Fixed that right up.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:30 No.2235672
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    >>2235580
    This picture makes me all fluttery every time I see it.
    >that feel when my long distance relationship has been strained by my struggle with ME3 and I'm seriously giving thought to trying out this husbando thing
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:30 No.2235674
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    >>2235641

    IGNs poll on their facebook page even has the grand majority hating it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:31 No.2235712
    >>2235645
    Afterwards I mean. He will say they "did a great job and really expanded! 11/10!".
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:31 No.2235713
    >>2235664

    It's basically "wants you to romance someone who was in ME1"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:31 No.2235714
    so /vg/

    Is it right to change >art because of some fan feedback?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:31 No.2235715
    >>2235520
    Get a little bit of everything - Grenades aren't worth speccing deeply into, since they already have huge area/damage to start with. You can use them to detonate or set up biotic combos in a pinch.

    Definitely master Charge and get high Stasis for the control value. Melee-related passives help as well, I think, if you're being a total Manguard.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:32 No.2235725
    >>2235664
    >>Bioware REALLY wants you romance Liara
    I feel this is more appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:32 No.2235738
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    >>2234552

    That actually sounds okay. or, at least better than what we got.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:32 No.2235740
    >>2235294
    I know a person who agrees with what he's saying.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:32 No.2235753
    For me I don't think the endings themselves are that bad. What makes them shit, is that almost anything else would have been more appropriate and they had the perfect opportunity to give the player some different outcomes. It wouldn't have been a struggle it was all laid out, and they keep doing this, with every single one of their games. They rip out the most interesting, relevant ideas like it's too conventional and they want to surprise people and their writing is good enough that they don't ever have to do that at all. But they still do. It's fucking infuriating.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:33 No.2235772
    >>2235715

    maxing grenades depends on the difficulty you will be mostly playing.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:33 No.2235787
    >>2235626

    You gotta admit there's a lot more content for liara/tali/garrus romancers though.

    No one from ME2 got an actual sex scene, progressed character story arcs or knowledge of what happened to them after godbaby.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:33 No.2235790
    I thought the last fight on earth was pretty awesome.
    Fighting an indescriminate quantity of badguys including several banshee and brutes while the reaper shoots you with his OHK ray.
    Shame it went down hill from there. When will Devs realise the best way to end a video game is with gameplay?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:33 No.2235792
    >>>/vg/2235557
    Gaider wrote Anders in DA:A. Since Gaider came up with the world of DA he probably came up with the Broodmothers, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:33 No.2235801
    >>2235674
    But, you know, the people who are fans of IGN on Facebook, and the hardcore Bioware fans who populate the Bioware social, those same people who usually lavish praise on both IGN and Bioware, they're actually a coalition of haters. They represent a minority.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:34 No.2235821
    >>2235714
    When said art was promoted for five years as having the entire outcome of all these decisions that went into it being dependent on what you did only to have it all end in the same plot-hole filled mess, then yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:34 No.2235850
    >>2235294
    You know what's funny?
    I still haven't seen an explanation of why the endings are good while there are lots of explantions of why the endings are shit.
    Someone should ask him how the endings are good.
    >> Anon1/2 03/21/12(Wed)21:34 No.2235851
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    http://images.4chan.org/vg/src/1332379416611.png

    > I guess someone on the internet forgot that some of us enjoy playing our games spoiler-free, but that would be in the realm of accusations, and I’m not here to discuss that.

    Instead, I’m here to say something that will earn an infinite amount of criticism.

    Gamers should not, and can not dictate a developer’s creative vision. By attempting to do so, you appear as nothing more than an entitled, whiny child.

    > Mass Effect 3‘s ending was perfectly fine, in my opinion. While it didn’t hold your hand in explaining how every single molecule in the galaxy was affected by the player’s choice at the end, it provided a fulfilling climax that was up to the series’ standard.

    But, because some can’t stand the fact that their view on how it ended wasn’t brought to fruition, gamers have “taken the matter into their own hands.”

    > After enough players complained about it, BioWare has today announced that there will be DLC to “further explain” the ending. This does not mean the ending will be changed, and people will yet again complain for their entitlements.

    When you purchase a piece of media, you do not own it. It’s not YOUR vision, it’s not YOUR game, it’s not YOUR “divine responsibility” to tell the creator that their creation is flawed, and saying your opinion is better.

    ALL MY RAGE!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:34 No.2235854
    So I don't have ME2 installed in this computer.

    Using a made up save file, what's the procedure on creating folders and shit to let my ME3 game recognize the location of the ME2 saves?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:34 No.2235857
    >>2235740
    Have beat the fuck out of him yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:34 No.2235858
    >>2235801

    And that's why Moriarty is a hue fucking tool.

    His pockets are filled with EAs money, it's obvious.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:34 No.2235873
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    >>2235672
    >This picture makes me all fluttery every time I see it.

    Me too. :3
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:35 No.2235878
    >>2234313

    I hate you now, if only because I wish there was a Manguard dialog option for 90% of the game. Would have made shit so much more fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:35 No.2235880
    >>2235740
    You know a person? Well that proves he's right. Your sample size of Colin and that one dude you know represents the general opinion of the players.

    By Colin's own logic at least.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:35 No.2235889
    >OP link
    Stopped reading at
    > I personally believe Mass Effect 3 is the best work we’ve yet created
    >> Anon1/2 03/21/12(Wed)21:35 No.2235910
    >>2235851
    >>2235851
    >>2235851

    Ah god! Wrong link.

    http://oxcgn.com/2012/03/22/gamers-should-not-and-can-not-dictate-creative-vision/
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:35 No.2235912
    >>2235725

    I think we have a winner
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:35 No.2235914
    >>2235787

    romance dlc for
    Jack
    Jacob (deliver his baby)
    Thane (zombie)
    Ashley (zombie)
    Grunt
    dickkings mcgee
    fuckters in my butsters
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:35 No.2235932
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    >How ME3 should of ended.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:36 No.2235961
    >>2235914

    >romance dlc
    >Jacob (deliver his baby)

    Oh boy, I love NTR.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:37 No.2235992
    >>2235787
    I dunno. It looked like Thane and Shepard just up and fucked right there in the hospital...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:37 No.2235995
    >>2235643

    A chart would be a worthy effort of our time
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:37 No.2235997
    >>2235932
    Too pink not enough yellow.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:37 No.2236003
    >>2235851
    >Fulfilling climax was the series standard
    >Mass Effect : CHOICES, CHOICES, CHOICES, DRAMA, CHOICES
    Mass Effect 2 : DRAMA, CHOICES, CHOICES, DRAMA, CHOICES CHOICES
    Mass Effect 3: FUCK YOUR CHOICES
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:37 No.2236010
    >>2235914
    >Jacob (deliver his baby)
    lmao
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:37 No.2236013
    >>2235850
    The fat wads of EA cash lining his pockets is all the proof he needs.

    But you know, he might not actually be paid off. He might just be a huge retard. Stranger things have happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:37 No.2236028
    >>2235932
    >should of
    Please anon... It hurts, don't do it again
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:38 No.2236035
    >>2235932
    >should of

    Should have

    You stupid fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:38 No.2236047
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    >>2235850
    What's that, a new Mass Effect general? Probably just going to be filled with faggots dumping waifus and Felic-

    >Johnny Rico

    ...you win this round, boner.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:38 No.2236059
    >>2235932
    >should of
    You've sealed your own fate...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:38 No.2236064
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    >>2235932
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    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:38 No.2236069
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    >>2235672

    >Forever a Batman
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:39 No.2236089
    >>2235367
    >>2235367
    >>2235367
    >>2235367
    >>2235367
    >>2235367
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:39 No.2236094
    >>2235641
    Honest question: how many people have bought the game and played it to the end?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:39 No.2236106
    >>2235914

    LOL
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:39 No.2236121
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    husbando time?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:39 No.2236127
    >>2235672
    I have to ask, Anon or Femanon? With all the talk of the femanons coming out at night it's made me increasingly wary.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:40 No.2236131
    >>2235914

    I would buy romance DLC that contained Jack and Miranda partial nudity, character closure and a sex scene.... not even ashamed to say that, though I probably should be.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:40 No.2236141
    >>2235932
    >femshep
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:40 No.2236146
    >>2236094

    If it's anything like the stats they released for ME2, approximately half the players who buy the game finish it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:40 No.2236147
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    >>2236121
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:40 No.2236150
    >>2236089
    Nobody
    It's unclear if this is intentional or related to the import bug mentioned earlier.
    >> Ronald Reagan !XGodlYARIA 03/21/12(Wed)21:40 No.2236172
    >>2235914
    Jacob's path
    >Paragon: help deliver baby

    >Renegade: LATE TERM ABORTION
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:41 No.2236185
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    >>2235012
    wow someone has a lot of free time, that's a lot better than the shit bioware threw out. i doubt they would be willing to spend the cash to animate and record that many sequences though.
    the only thing i would add is that it should be easier to convince TIM to kill himself if you saved the collector base
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:41 No.2236197
    How many points should I put into combat drone? I got 21 left, maxed out Incinerate and Overload, and have Level 4 Alliance Training and Fitness.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:41 No.2236227
    >>2236172
    I'm going to need a loss.jpg of this right this instant.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:41 No.2236228
    >>2236141
    got a fucking problem? you don't like women you fucking queer?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:42 No.2236236
    >>2235914

    "fuckters in my buttsters"

    why did i laugh
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:42 No.2236251
    >>2236146

    That's a very high percentage, by the way
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:42 No.2236258
    >>2236228
    >queer
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:42 No.2236267
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    >>2236131
    >Jack
    >Partial nudity

    I find it hilarious how her nipples were the only things you COULDN'T see in ME2 so they did their damnedest to make them noticeable in 3. And I am okay with this
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:42 No.2236269
    >>2236172
    I went back and killed after meeting him in 3. He was such a prick.
    >YOUR ONLY LOVE IS THE NORMANDY
    >I WAS ON A BEACH AND MADE NO ATTEMPT TO SEE YOU!
    >WHAT YOU EXPECTED ME TO WAIT 6 MONTHS!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:42 No.2236283
    >>2236172
    >Renegade: LATE TERM ABORTION

    >implying the real Renegade action wouldn't be to steal the baby for yourself
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 03/21/12(Wed)21:43 No.2236287
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    Who here would read this comic?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:43 No.2236290
    So why is all plant life in the game green like on earth? look at this shit.

    http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/1160/nasa-predicts-colour-alien-plants

    Fuck why not make the planets a bit more interesting and be scientifically correct at the same time? Also why is every sentient species the same size as humans? They could easily be much bigger depending the size of their planet and the amount of oxygen in the atmosphere. Nitpick shit but it would be cool if they took some of these things into account the next time around.

    captcha: itsmad 250,
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:43 No.2236293
    >>2236172

    "I should go...NNOOOOOOWW"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:43 No.2236310
    >>2236094
    I didn't buy it myself but I got the CE as a Christmas gift from somebody, so they did pay for it. Does that count?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:43 No.2236314
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    >>2236127
    Femanon. There really are quite a few that frequent these threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:43 No.2236321
    >>2236172
    Oh jesus.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:43 No.2236327
    >>2236172

    >deliver the baby
    >baby worth more war assets than collector base
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:43 No.2236337
    >>2236146
    Ok. According to vgchartz (i know LOLSOURCE) 2.4M units have been sold so roughly 1.2M have seen the ending. This IGN guy wants at least 2M to hate it?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:43 No.2236338
    How come there's a gay sex relationship in ME3 and I can't romance my robot dog? If there has to be gay sex, at least give me my dog sex.

    Also, is it possible to romance a reaper?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:44 No.2236345
    >>2236314

    get away hambeast
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:44 No.2236358
    >>2236287
    The real question is, who wouldn't?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:44 No.2236359
    >>2236172
    More like you kill the mother and the baby. Then proceed to shoot Jacob in the balls.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:44 No.2236361
    >>2236267

    bioware releases romance DLC with sex minigame.

    allmymonies.exe.mpg
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:44 No.2236363
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    >>2236287
    Who WOULDN'T?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:44 No.2236372
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    >Not saving Ashley on Virime to get this scene.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:45 No.2236379
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    >>2236338
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:45 No.2236384
    >>2235379
    With all the face touching Garrus and FemShep do I wish they'd work on the hands a little bit more but LOL BIOWARE QUALITY. Almost ruined the scenes for me
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:45 No.2236401
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    Bioware vs biodrones

    Never thought I'd see the day
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:45 No.2236403
    >>2236338
    >romance Harbinger
    >have a romantic date in the ruins of Thessia
    >eventually have a sex scene
    >THIS HURTS YOU
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:45 No.2236415
    >>2235264
    >>2235264

    Miranda killed to bring you back to life you mean? Who did blueberry kill? Unless I'm missing something
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:45 No.2236423
    >>2236287
    Dude, I usually don't follow comics because I feel like I have too many hobbies as it is but I would read the fuck out of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:46 No.2236431
    >>2236314
    don't tell him that you'll frighten him because it's true.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:46 No.2236435
    >>2236372

    They still haven't fixed that?

    Fucking hell

    I want to start a gibbed save with Kaidan alive
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:46 No.2236436
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    >>2236287

    It's the comic /vg/ deserves.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:46 No.2236437
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    >>2236314
    Interesting. But we're all just one big Anon family in my eyes. Carry on.
    >> Ken D. Blackwell !PAGANm/9Uk 03/21/12(Wed)21:46 No.2236439
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    >doing a New Game + of ME3
    >get Liara and her dad talking
    >find out Liara's a quarter Krogan and maybe even half Hanar
    >"If you ever feel the need to headbutt someone, it's perfectly natural."
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:46 No.2236452
    >>2236359

    Feed the baby to a Vorcha, gain the Vorcha fleet as war assets
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:46 No.2236453
    >>2236338

    Better question, how come you get to see so much more of STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE then Miranda (who's genetically engineered to cause boners and was on the cover of the 2nd game)?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:46 No.2236454
    >>2236314
    Not who you were replying to here, but male anon here for some viewpoint. I wouldn't give the whole husbando thing an actual shot unless there are more strains on the relationship than just Mass Effect 3, speaking as someone who has had two ex-girlfriends and one current girlfriend, you really want to try and give your significant other a shot. All my relationships have been long distance one way or another, so I feel that pain, but hey, love can accomplish anything, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:46 No.2236463
    >>2235294

    That man is such a god damn tool.

    Seriously, I thought maybe people we're just jumping on the bandwagon and he was singled out for contempt, but then I watched his video, saw some tweets.

    The man is practically delusional.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:46 No.2236473
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    >>2236384
    Shep's creepy gorilla hands are the bane of Garrus romances. Remember that shit with the one casual outfit in ME2 that gave her furry wrists and made her fingernails disappear? Like seriously, what the fuck? ME3 is just plagued by weird ass seams in the model.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:47 No.2236485
    >>2236435
    >Bioware
    >Fixing anything

    If anything they'll completely remove the entire scene in a patch.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:47 No.2236489
    >>2236338
    How are any of those related?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:47 No.2236505
    >>2236439
    >and maybe even half Hanar

    No. Her father had a baby WITH a hanar, there was no hanar in her "blood", if you get what I mean
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:47 No.2236513
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    Protheans.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:47 No.2236525
    >>2236401
    They ain't drones if they are pissed. Drones are people like Collin Moriarty who insist that people who hate the ending "don't get it" and use the buzzword of the month 'entitled'.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:47 No.2236536
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    >>2236403

    As you wish
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyxLwU_MXtg
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:47 No.2236539
    >>2236415
    Mass Effect Redemption
    its about blueberry killing to get shepards body back
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:47 No.2236541
    >>2236403
    >THIS HURTS YOU
    my sides
    >> Ken D. Blackwell !PAGANm/9Uk 03/21/12(Wed)21:48 No.2236552
    >>2236505

    Ah, okay. Still the conversation is pretty fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:48 No.2236556
    >>2235139
    it is lovely, but i like kaidan/femshep's a lot aswell. it's quite playful.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:48 No.2236559
    >>2236473
    What beautiful sausage fingers
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:48 No.2236565
    >>2235045
    >comparing motherfucking garrus and wrex to women
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:48 No.2236575
    >>2236513
    BUT THEYRE RETCONNED ILLUSANON!!!!1111
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:48 No.2236582
    Given Colin's political views, it's no wonder he's vocal about so called "entitlement"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:48 No.2236586
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    Wait, so is this Liara's dad? I never realized that until now.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:49 No.2236593
    >>2236489
    Your robot dog can film Shepard's sexual escapades, with the option to upload them to the Extranet for a bonus credit income after every mission. Sometimes the cameraman joins in on these things too, you know.

    And Harbinger? He's been tsundere for you since the start. Why won't you open your mind to all forms of love, Anon?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:49 No.2236602
    >>2236505
    I'm sure Liara has had some Hanar in her.
    Gets lonely without you or theron.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:49 No.2236612
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    got this from a thread on /v/
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:49 No.2236613
    >>2236453

    Because Steve is guaranteed to be there, while Miranda is not due to possible death in ME2

    Also: Miranda was one of the least completed loyalty missions by console players, so they know a lot of people didn't go down her path.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:49 No.2236620
    >>2236586
    >Didn't play LOSTB
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:49 No.2236624
    How mass effect three should have ended
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RMEny6A41c&feature=BFa&list=UUlOGLGPOqlAiLmOvXW5lKbw&lf=
    plcp

    For Talimancers
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:49 No.2236628
    >>2236586
    Yes. It is. The conversation hinted it, but it's solidified in ME3
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:49 No.2236631
    >>2236287

    Better question:

    Why hasn't Bioware tried to make a profit on a side game detailing Garrus' adventures in Omega yet? When I first heard about it in ME2, I and my other friends agreed we'd play the SHIT out of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:49 No.2236640
    >>2234560
    Live with the consequences you pussy.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:49 No.2236648
    >>2236586
    They fucked up her face in 3. Same goes for Shiala from 1 to 2.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:50 No.2236675
    >>2236586

    Her dad owns. I loved her giving Liara shit about being a quarter Krogan.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:50 No.2236684
    >>2236586
    And she's pretty damn amazing, honestly. The complete fucking inverse of just about every Asari you meet in the game.

    >>2236648
    I assumed it was on purpose - she's pretty ugly for an asari.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:50 No.2236687
    >>2236586
    >>2236648
    I hate how she looks like a typical Asari in 3, only purple. Her unique model was one of my favorite things about her in 2.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:51 No.2236703
    DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT MASS EFFECT 3 CREATIVE DEVELOPER IMAGE WHERE THE GUY SAYS "ACTUALLY THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:51 No.2236716
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    >>2236437
    Beauty of anonymous, right? You never know. I can just fit right in all day long.

    >>2236454
    There are other issues, this is just kind of the latest thing. He just can't balance a full time job with.. well, anything else, you know? He might just be better off as a vidya bro, which is how we were for five years anyway. PS thank you for responding. I don't have anyone to tell this stuff to. Just a little input makes me feel better.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:51 No.2236723
    >>2236612

    Hahaha...

    "You're a pussy ass kid who not many people like"?

    Couldn't even double down on an insult

    What a fag
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:51 No.2236729
    >>2236372
    You need to save Ash to get that?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:52 No.2236761
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    For those who watched the Colin Moriarty EA cock sucking video, I present this to you.

    http://ps3.ign.com/articles/111/1114043p1.html

    >WE HATE COLES CHARACTER DESIGN, SO WE'LL COMPLAIN AND COMPLAIN
    >YAY, THEY LISTENED TO US AS CONSUMERS AND CUSTOMER AND CHANGED IT, THEY'RE THE BEST COMPANY EVER
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:52 No.2236763
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    >>2236687
    Damn shame.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:52 No.2236764
    >>2236684
    >I assumed it was on purpose - she's pretty ugly for an asari.

    Yeah but she just uses a generic Asari model in 3. If anything she looks MORE attractive.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:52 No.2236775
    >>2236729
    It's a bug.
    The Ken/Gabby and most of the Tali/Garrus scenes only play if you're romancing Ash.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:52 No.2236785
    >>2236613

    Fucking STEEEEEEEVE. Taking away attention from the ME2 crew.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:52 No.2236790
    Whats this mass effect kinkme shit?

    And how do I request a story?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:52 No.2236792
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    >>2236648
    Delicious ME1 Shiala.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:53 No.2236798
    >>2236729
    Yeah, game glitches if you don't save Ashley.

    Ken and Gabby have no ambient conversations if you saved Kaidan
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:53 No.2236801
    >>2236729

    Yeah, its a bug. The banter between the two only fires if you're on good terms with Ashley. (Saving her during the coup)
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:54 No.2236856
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    >replaying ME2 before i get a new copy of ME3
    >try to play as maleshep
    >"hes a hero,a bloody icon"
    I just cant do it, Femshep is the only canon for me, I wish it wasn't so i could tap dat ass.
    Also is there anyway to start a fresh femshep and have the VS be ashley?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:54 No.2236874
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    >>2236763
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:55 No.2236890
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    >not killing carth 2.0
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCLkIq24PFQ
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:55 No.2236896
    >>2236763
    I don't get it
    >> Ken D. Blackwell !PAGANm/9Uk 03/21/12(Wed)21:55 No.2236898
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    >continue listening
    >"... you're giving me... Asari Commandos...?"
    >"Well, you're a little too old for me to buy you a pony."

    ... but what if I WANT Liara to have a pony... ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:55 No.2236904
    >>2236763
    Fuck

    I always forgot to do this
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:55 No.2236925
    >>2236716

    If you haven't, I'd still try to talk with him first. I know that I'm a lot busier than I'd like and I'd be heartbroken if my GF was in the same situation you were in. It definitely is hard, with the economy and all that, but speaking as a guy - we're kind of dumb at noticing things we do. If you make it a point to say "hey, you've been busy as hell lately, haven't you?" and ask if he's able to be with you and still manage his job, I guarantee he'll make a more considerable effort at stepping up to the plate. And if he doesn't think he can, then you can take a break until life settles down, and see where it goes from there. As long as you still love each other, I don't see why there isn't room to try and figure this out, distances be damned.

    And hey, no trouble, my first big relationship made me feel like I was the one being ignored, so I can definitely relate to that lonely as hell feeling.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:55 No.2236927
    >>2236801
    >>2236798
    That is shitty.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:55 No.2236929
    >>2236896
    note the different fringes and the markings
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:56 No.2236946
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    >>2236763
    >"Can I get you anything babe? Sorry, no sex. Just cleaned the bar."

    All of my HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHH. Yes, I have a huge crush on Claudia Black ._.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:56 No.2236951
    >>2236856

    Easiest way is probably just to use a save editor and change who survived.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:56 No.2236979
    >>2236525

    What's sad is that Penny Arcade aren't even being paid off, like Colin probably is.

    They're the real Biodrones in this mess.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:57 No.2237012
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    FRESH BIODRONE BULLSHIT! RIGHT OFF THE FORUMS! GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT!


    There should be no reason why they don't charge for an ending DLC package. There are people who liked their endings, and they should not be forced into accepting a separate ending package that they never wanted. Let this be a choice for those who want it. BioWare, if publishing an ending DLC, should charge since they are creating something new...that actually costs money to produce. They are producing it to meet the demand by the consumer for it. I will buy the ending DLC if it is published because I want it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:57 No.2237020
    >>2236761
    >Colin Moriarty, Guides Guru:
    >Obviously, the fact that Cole has been reverted back to his old self (somewhat) is great news. After all, Greg and I did our fair share of whining on Podcast Beyond after the new Cole was first shown on the cover of Game Informer some months back. Of course, I'd love for Sucker Punch to bring back Cole's old voice, too, but hey – beggars can't be choosers.

    >But beyond (BEYOND!) the excitement I feel to have old Cole back in Infamous 2, I think the sudden change in character model says a lot more. Indeed, it says a great deal about Sucker Punch itself. This is a studio that listens to its fans, cares what they want, and attempts to cater to as many of them as possible. There's no doubt that fans of a franchise can't be trusted with every little thing (after all, look at how many people were completely and utterly wrong when they predicted Wind Waker would suck based solely on its graphics – I still laugh at those people today), but it still delivers a rather important point.

    >But with the new Cole design, Sucker Punch heard loud and clear what fans of Infamous wanted, and they delivered. Infinite amounts of kudos to them for doing right by their community. Fans of Infamous won't soon forget it. Sucker Punch is one of Sony's most valuable developers. They are tuned-in with the PS3 faithful, and it's things like this that prove it.

    How does this... what... hypocrisy of that level just leaves me speechless.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:57 No.2237028
    >>2236763

    Jesus Christ, that's horrifying.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:57 No.2237036
    >>2236372

    you have the same exact name of the auto shop teacher i had in highschool
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:57 No.2237046
    >>2236856
    Download an ME1 save, edit it to your liking, import.

    >Captcha: osaiUI [Ashley]
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:57 No.2237049
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    >>2236890
    >implying I'd ever kill my husbando
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:58 No.2237074
    >>2236979

    I enjoy the irony in you claiming they're drones because they're not conforming to the hive mind you're part of
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:58 No.2237098
    Daily reminder

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alcgX3mjYaY
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:58 No.2237102
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    guys where can i find this model in the game files? i keep asking and get no answer :(
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:58 No.2237104
    >>2236925
    Nigga you gay.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:59 No.2237148
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    >>2237020
    waitaminute. This asshole's name is Colin Moriarty? Wasn't there an asshole in Fallout 3 named Colin Moriarty?

    I don't suppose there's any relation, is there?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)21:59 No.2237149
    >>2237012
    Honestly, if it's a series of missions with lots of new contents (Like all the other DLCs, LotSB, Overlord, etc) I would be ok with paying for it.

    If it's just changing the ending, then fuck no.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:00 No.2237184
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    >>2236763
    >You're at the bar when this alien comes up and slaps your girlfriend in the ass.

    >What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:00 No.2237189
    >>2237149
    He's implying that it would be okay to charge SOLELY for a new ending. That was the context of the argument. Sorry, should have clarified.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:00 No.2237206
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    >>2237104

    Nah, just beta as fuck sometimes. Thanks for your concern though!

    That's why I'm having the conversation behind spoiler tags. So you don't have to read what I'm writing. You're only inflicting it on yourself, you idiot.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:01 No.2237221
    >>2237102

    I'd love that and the underwear-clad FemShep model for XNALara.

    Someday.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:01 No.2237226
    >>2237148
    http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Colin_Moriarty
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:01 No.2237247
    I came here to say how bad ME3 was.

    End up seeing people feel proud of repeating PR bullshit.

    Have a laugh. And continue reading about people who think them repeating philosophical nonsense they think is kosher makes them intelligent.

    "everyone knows that this is the correct philosophical view on art"
    ^ have a laugh when people dont see the contradiction here

    forget about ME3 cuz im having too much fun here

    i think i need to save some of this stuff
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:01 No.2237256
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    >>2236946

    You are not alone my friend.

    Supposedly she quite eccentric in real life, and a little odd, and that's totally fine with me, because dat voice, dem abs and that curiously endearing nose.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:02 No.2237305
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    >>2237206
    >Sometimes
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:03 No.2237323
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    >>2237012
    >>2237012
    >>2237012
    >>2237012

    >they should not be forced into accepting a separate ending package that they never wanted.

    YOU'RE FUCKING GOD DAMN RIGHT I'M MAD.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:03 No.2237329
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    >>2237184
    Wait, who's who? Is Aethyta my girlfriend? Is she the Alien? If, not what species is the Alien? Krogan, Batarian, Elcor?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:03 No.2237351
    http://www.gamespot.com/features/who-wins-when-mass-effect-3s-ending-changes-6367380/

    Stop being so immature, /vg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:04 No.2237383
    >>2237256
    I've come to notice that most pragmatic/eccentric/warlike women in vidya have turned into Claudia Black.

    Sort of like how all the sultry female characters are Grey Delisle. Which includes Anderson's not-really-waifu, which really weirded me out.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:04 No.2237390
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    So, I noticed that Asari now seem to clearly have scales, I wonder how their skin would feel like...fuck that was weird to type.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:04 No.2237401
    Mass Effect 3 M-90 Indra Sniper Rifle Giveaway

    http://www.alienwarearena.com/giveaway/mass-effect-3-giveaway

    SHIT SON
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:04 No.2237414
    >>2237351
    IDGAF if the end changes, I'm still not buying it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:05 No.2237418
    >>2237351
    >Fuck that. My Shepard's dead. Case closed, damage done. Can't unsee the awful dream sequences, can't unring the bell, so on, so forth

    Damn right.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:05 No.2237419
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    >>2237305

    Protip, genius, trying to help people out out of some sense of common courtesy doesn't mean you're beta as fuck. I'll slip back in with the rest of you assholes when this is done, but I figured I'd do my damn good deed for the day. Call it a Paragon route or whatever the fuck have you.

    Just chill out and have your fun and ignore me, and I can go back to doing my own thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:05 No.2237431
    >>2237329
    Hanar.

    This one desires you to reverse your lower back region in an upward motion
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:06 No.2237492
    >>2237351

    >I guess I'll avoid repeating it, but if you didn't think that was one of the several possible outcomes…Did you not play the previous game?

    It'd be pretty cool if we could see those other possible outcomes! Which is entirely the fucking point of the complaints!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:06 No.2237495
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    Why are critics so against a DLC ending. Whats this artistic bullshit they spewing.

    http://www.gamespot.com/features/who-wins-when-mass-effect-3s-ending-changes-6367380/
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:06 No.2237508
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    >>2237390
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:06 No.2237513
    "So now the gamers can force the producer, and the writer of the story to change anything on it.. Some gamers need to reevaluate their lives.. Common its just an ending.. Its their art, its their work and they let us experience it by giving us a great game and all u did was bitch about it instead of appreciating it." - Nino Jesus Aquino, Average IGN follower
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:06 No.2237519
    >>2236790

    It's not hard. If your request is for something that's spoilery for ME3, request it on this post
    http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/3710.html

    if not, on this
    http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/3083.html

    At the bottom of either of those posts there's a "leave a comment" button.
    In the title write your pairing (for example, "Tali/MShep") and in the box describe what you want.

    Don't be a dick in the process.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:07 No.2237529
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    >>2237247

    That is the upside to all this bullshit, it has really, really helped me forget ME3's ending. Ironic, in some fashion I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:07 No.2237539
    >>2237074
    Go to bed, biodrone.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:07 No.2237545
    >>2237074

    Penny Arcade are pretty fucking obviously biased as shit towards Bioware, they volunteered to do lore bits for DA2 and generally are pretty fucking buddy-buddy with them all the time.

    Even if they aren't drones, they're still biased as fuck because they're Bioware fanboys.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:07 No.2237563
    >>2237401

    I ended up never using the Indra rifle.

    Didn't use the Argus Rifle or the N7 weapons, either.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:07 No.2237568
    >>2237390
    Like an iguana's.

    Smooth, plush, and pretty dry without moisturizer
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:07 No.2237578
    >>2235012
    Why does the geth turn evil?

    That part breaks the whole point about how Legion died freeing them for reaper control
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:08 No.2237589
    >>2237495
    I like Gerstmann's point of view there
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:08 No.2237593
    >>2237390
    actually, i think its more of an amphibian skin than scales.
    like a more detailed salarian skin
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:08 No.2237618
    TO THE ANON THAT MADE THAT MANGUARD BOTTLE SHOOTING PIC:

    HAVE HIM DRINK IT FIRST, THEN SMASH IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:08 No.2237623
    >>2237545
    Yet even on Bioware social, the nest of Biodrones, people are starting to turn against Bioware. Their poll on the ending gave less than stellar results.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:08 No.2237634
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-1FAxiUAoo

    Why are renegades so shit in ME3 ?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:08 No.2237638
    >>2237578 Why does the geth turn evil?

    This is what happens when you enter the realm of fanfiction.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:09 No.2237654
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    >>2236761

    This is what /v/ is meant for. You are the hero the internet deserves sir. This is amazing.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:09 No.2237656
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    >>2237256
    I fell in love with her back in '99 when she was playing Aeryn on Farscape. I think it was largely because so many other female characters on Sci-Fi TV shows at the time were constantly put into situations purposely designed to make a point of them being females (See the second episode SG-1, with the Mongols? That entire episode was one huge cliche.) Aeryn was just a badass spess muhreen who kicked ass and didn't need no man until the later seasons.

    And yeah, dat nose. Makes her look like a hawk which I find sexy as fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:09 No.2237667
    >>2235012
    who the hell's jason?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:09 No.2237669
    >>2236925
    Unfortunately, you're giving him too much credit. I don't mind really, he and I just think on totally different levels. I can't get mad at him because I know he's essentially incapable of empathizing with my situation. He knows it, too, and it frustrates him. So, yeah. I dunno. I don't think there's a fix. Our relationship was so casual in the first place that me e-dating him and me just being his vidya bro are basically the same thing, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:09 No.2237679
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    >>2237419
    Have fun being gay.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:10 No.2237689
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    >>2237390
    Like my snake or perhaps some other reptile.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:10 No.2237691
    >>2237634
    Renegads in Mass Effect

    1: A dick
    2: A xenophobe
    3: Completely fucking insane
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:10 No.2237725
    >>2237667
    Autist overlord kid?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:10 No.2237726
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    >>2237431
    Oh god I just snorted tea out of my nose. Thank you based Anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:11 No.2237748
    >>2237495

    Wow. I just want to slap Laura Parker in the face.
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    >>2237679

    I'll finish doing my good deed, yeah.

    0/10, not even mad, stayy vool and edgy, bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:11 No.2237762
    >>2237390


    for your consideration refer to thread
    >>>2098982

    scales.. thats so casual
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:11 No.2237771
    >>2237513
    I often see this kind of mentality in Bioware defence force where the company is basically doing you a favor by letting you buy their product.

    "You were given the rare opportunity of enjoying a Bioware product, you have no rights to complain."

    Well yes, I do. I have a $60 sized hole in my wallet saying I have every goddamn right to complain.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:12 No.2237806
    DEAR PEOPLE PLAYING MULTIPLAYER

    WHEN THERE ARE TWO ATLUS AND FOUR PHANTOMS POUNDED YOUR ASSHOLE RAW WITH THEIR GIANT PWOOOOONG MISSILES, THAT IS A GOOD TIME TO USE YOUR GODDAMN COBRA MISSILES
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:12 No.2237839
    Liara is quite possibly the easiest to friendzone in every situation. She doesn't take it hard, and she just continues to admire you from afar as she had done before.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:12 No.2237843
    >>2237669
    Oh. In that case, I'd still kind of talk it over with him and explain your reasons for feeling uncomfortable, it does sound like from the way you're talking it'd be better as friends, which is what happened with me and my second girlfriend.

    Communication is really kind of key, and it doesn't sound like he'd really blame you if this didn't work out.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:13 No.2237861
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    It's strange what can be defended under the pretence of 'art'.

    As if art can't somehow be shit.

    It's fucking idiotic to defend something solely because it contains artistic elements, rather than defending it on the premise that it's good art.

    The ending was terrible, so bad it actually ruined the series for a lot of folks, which is a shame because if they HAD actually put some effort into the ending this could have all been avoided.

    It's all just so silly.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:13 No.2237863
    >>2237654
    >/v/
    >/v/
    But yeah, that aside, it's a pretty damn nice find.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:13 No.2237889
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    >>2237759
    >Good deed
    >Being gay
    Pick one.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:13 No.2237890
    >>2237839

    Do you realize how much of a dick move that is?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:13 No.2237891
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    >Sometimes art should let us down, depress, disappoint, frustrate. We do not get to mold the world or art to fit our expectations and desires.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:14 No.2237921
    Singularity or pull for a single player adept? Or whatever the best combination is to keep the explosions rolling. My Shepard will be the only biotic in the group.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:15 No.2237961
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    How the fuck did all this "ME3 is art" start? It seems to only come up when defending the terribly done endings.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:15 No.2237962
    >>2237513
    >>2237771

    It's amazing how brainwashed gamers are by the publishers and gaming press

    YOU ARE WRONG
    YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG
    LISTEN TO US, WE ARE RIGHT
    YOU HAVE NO VALID OPINIONS IF THEY ARE NOT IN LINE WITH OURS
    YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS AS A CONSUMER
    YOU SHOULD BE GLAD TO HAVE YOUR ASS REAMED

    How did this happen
    People used to have fucking balls
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:15 No.2237982
    >>2237806
    >mfw I'm the only one ever using goddamn Cobra Missiles
    >mfw I run
    >mfw some dickweed uses a cobra missile to take down ONE SINGLE ATLAS with no foes around when we were already focus firing it down
    >mfw that was his only missile and he's run out when we have 2 Atlas, an engineer and his turret, and two centurions grouped up
    >I have no face
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:15 No.2238018
    >>2237921
    Why not take both?

    I took pull because of the recharge time and the speed of the projectile, but singularity is just as useful if you have a group.

    If you can, however, take Dark Channel.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:15 No.2238021
    >>2237982
    >mfw I run out*
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:16 No.2238027
    >>2237889

    I'm just finding this hilarious, the only think you've said is that 'm gay. Why? Because I'm trying to help a woman? Because I've had two failed relationships with women? I'm legitimately curious as to what about my statements makes me gay. Or wy the hell you're in Mass Effect generals if you think that's a bad thing. It kind of defeats the purpose.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:16 No.2238029
    >>2237982 mfw some dickweed uses a cobra missile to take down ONE SINGLE ATLAS with no foes around when we were already focus firing it down

    All of my hate.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:16 No.2238030
    >>2237634

    Play as Renegon

    it's the most rewarding experience of the series IMHO
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:16 No.2238036
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    >>2237891
    First Jonny Rico, then Aeryn Sun, and now John Crichton?

    You guys are just trying to make me fap tonight aren't you?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:16 No.2238040
    >>2237921
    Singularity.

    take a sentinely like kaidan so you can make the magic happen constantly
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:16 No.2238060
    >>2238027

    Dude, please just take it to an IM session or something
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:17 No.2238081
    >>2237806
    >not using your heat seeking missile to take out phantoms
    What the hell is wrong with you people?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:17 No.2238086
    >>2238030
    >not playing Paranade
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:17 No.2238090
    >>2237891

    >implying the Mass Effect 3 endng made us sad intentionally rather than because it was incredibly disappointing and a terrible, jumbled mess of an anti-climax to a long running game series

    They just don't get it, do they.

    They honest to fuck aren't listening to the critisims being leveled at the ending.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:17 No.2238105
    >>2237962

    My new hobby this week:

    Go on IGN, read comments about ME3 is art and "dangerous precedent".

    Say, "actually, I agree with Colin of IGN who said how great it was that SuckerPunch listened to their fans and changed their art for Infamous 2"

    Repeat.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:17 No.2238128
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    >>2238027
    NIgga you know you're just letting him get the better of you by responding. Just let it go, that's the beauty of Anonymous.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:18 No.2238139
    Is everybody still suffering from depression? I got a little bit better after replaying KOTOR and I haven't been in these threads for about two days, I just wanted to know how everybody else is holding up.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:18 No.2238149
    >>2237921
    Both. Pull makes setting up single-target combos easier, while Singularity is good for cutting off paths or lifting multiple enemies at once to be detonated with some sort of AoE power (IE Reave).
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:18 No.2238160
    >>2238086

    Paranade is a pussy just like paragon

    Renegon all the way. Pragmatic but not fucking insane
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:18 No.2238163
    >>2237691
    people keep saying this but me3 is pretty much the only time renegade works properly.

    me1:
    >we want you to do spectre training
    >i don't like people SPYING on me, I don't like people making decisions about MY future (but i'm a fucking marine lol)
    just generally being rude to people because shepard is an angry person

    me2:
    most unprofessional, paragons got some great interrupts like punching zaeed and telling off that volus and officer hassling the quarian on the citadel
    renegade let the biotic god walk into his death for fun and told people off for looting, which you do yourself

    me3: renegades shoot mordin to stop the geneophage and thorw the gun down like shep is unhappy about it but it's the job, kill the ardat y'kshe (sp?) because she'll just turn into a banshee most likely, shoot udina immediately instead of dicking around...

    all the games have their rough spots with paragon and renegade i'm not saying me3 doesn't but it's just as good if not better than the previous ones because shep actually makes hard decisions and takes control instead of just being a rude dickhead half the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:18 No.2238168
    So in order to broker a peace between the Quarians and Geth I need to:
    >destroy the heretics (2 points)
    >save Tali from being exiled (2 points)
    >paragon/renegade the Tali/Legion conflict (1 point)
    >save the admiral on Rannoch (1 point)
    >do Legion's mission on Rannoch (1 point)
    Am I missing anything?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:18 No.2238169
    >>2237982
    >Krogan soldier
    >Full on rage mode
    >Kroganing the shit out of a Brute
    >expertly dodging his charges and couterattacking with heavy melee
    >two bars of armor left
    >xXx420noScoPeXxXpwnz0r killed Brute with missile
    I don't mind the killsteal but GODFUCKINGDAMNIT RATION YOUR MISSILES
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:18 No.2238175
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    >Wave 10
    >Have to do that stupid King of the Hill Wave Mission
    >GORILLION ATLUSES PHANTOMS SENTRIES OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
    >Fire my last Cobra at it
    >Nuke about half the wave
    >Other half is closing fast
    >Everyone is just poking it with pistols
    >We all die like bitches
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:19 No.2238183
    >>2238139
    Its been 10 days for me. Still have trouble getting out of bed.

    I play a few matches of MP, I don't know why, I just feel like I should get something out of the game.

    Not getting anything so far
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:19 No.2238201
    >>2238168
    You only really need 5 points
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:19 No.2238205
    >>2238128

    Yeah, I know. I just find it kind of hilarious that the whole standard of being this shed-no-tears tell-bitches-to-get-back-in-the-kitchen is a true mans way. t's kind of just a little ridiculous, but fuck it, you're right and I'm in full chill mode until we see something knew from Bioware to make me rage again.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:19 No.2238208
    How come they don't have a final showdown with Harbinger in the game?

    What was the point of having him as an antagonist if he doesn't have a final confrontation?

    It's like if they introduced Sovreign in Mass Effect then never had him appear again in the game. It's just fucking pointless.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:19 No.2238212
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    >>2237495
    >Chris Watters ‏@CTWatters
    >Mass Effect 3 is a game about death, and viewing it as such provides an illuminating way to interpret the reactions to the ending.

    >Mass Effect is a game about death

    Even in context to the 5 Stages he tweeted, that's still an absolutely wrong statement, especially for Mass Effect 1, the game that set the whole tone and started up every major theme in the trilogy.

    Are these people so damn scared they're going to lose advertising dollars if BW does something about the ending?
    >> Awesome Man !!RLcdNVRRGrv 03/21/12(Wed)22:19 No.2238214
    >>2238168
    I rewrote the Geth and still got them to make peace.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:19 No.2238221
    >>2236613
    Maybe I am just an old gamer but why not do all the side missions? The story is more complete and they give a great bonus to the char.
    I guess I am just an old man.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:20 No.2238241
    >>2238160
    Paranade allows me to be nice to my teammates and terrible to my enemies

    Renegon are small time
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    >>2238027
    >Make obvious gay statements
    >Deny being gay
    I'm dying over here LLOLOLOL
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:20 No.2238254
    >>2238086
    It's Paragrade and Renagon

    Makes the words fun to say.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:20 No.2238268
    >>2238081
    Against one single Phantom? Just fucking learn to aim and kill her with your guns, for fuck's sake. With Barriers gone, they're as fragile as regular soldiers.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:20 No.2238280
    >>2238168
    You only need five points, but yeah, that's everything that counts towards the Peace brokering.

    Remember: It'll ask you first if you want to let Legion upload the reaper code at all, let him go through with it, then talk down the Quarian fleet.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:21 No.2238316
    >>2238175
    >adrenaline module 3
    >drell
    >gotta go fast
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:21 No.2238319
    >>2238168

    You need five points, so for example, you can achieve peace if you rewrote the heretics but got all the other points.

    That's actually the most optimal result, since it gives you peace with maximum Geth assets.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:21 No.2238337
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    >>2238175
    No one ever thinks to throw down stasis bubbles or to use their own missiles. It's beyond enraging, especially on gold.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:22 No.2238351
    >>2238268
    >not using your heat seeking missile to take out phantoms
    >ake out phantoms
    >phantoms
    looks plural to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:22 No.2238369
    >>2238242
    >LLOLOLOL
    Go back to /v/
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:22 No.2238385
    >>2237891
    Why do they keep missing the point?

    What the fuck, do they even listen to the people who complain?

    For fuck's sake...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:23 No.2238426
    >>2238316

    don't forget fitness 6 20% runspeed!!!


    ZZOOOOOOOOMMM
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:23 No.2238428
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    >>2237861

    a video game like any other popular art is a commodity

    the fact its "popular art" means its aim it to appeal the the largest amount of people by definition. This does not however mean it cannot have a statement or have meaning, it does however mean that if people are not enjoying it then its value diminishes.

    Also you should realize that video games require a significant investment so making an effort to have it sell is also required of the development team or they are basically just performing a con-job on their investors.

    People SHOULD demand their money back if they are dissatisfied with a product.
    Critics used to be like a vanguard for popular art as a critics score would be unbiased and reflect what people were to expect out of a product so they could decide not to buy it if they did not think they would enjoy it. The amount of different critics always made it possible for people to find someone who represented their points of view.

    However nowadays most popular critics get bought and spout PR bullshit that the developers give them or 1.) they will not have access to industry information before their competitors.
    2.) they are simply paid for the review.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:23 No.2238429
    >>2238212

    Yeah, Mass Effect sure is about death, considering I defied a suicide mission by bringing back all my people alive, and gave new life to the Krogans, Geth and Quarians.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:23 No.2238467
    >ME3
    >a piece of art

    Yeah, no.
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    >>2237891
    We don't mind if an ending is sad. I'm perfectly fucking okay with Shepard dying to complete his messianic Space Jesus who died for our sin story. As long as the way it's presented makes some fucking sense and doesn't shit all over established lore. I don't think it's possible to miss the point any harder than this.

    Oh wait, it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:24 No.2238489
    >>2238369
    >Tell the truth
    >HUUR DUURUR GO BACK TO /V/ HURUUDHUD
    You seem upset?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:24 No.2238518
    >>2238221

    I never understood it anyway, the recruitment/loyalty mission part is like, the bulk of ME2.

    I can understand people who might never release Grunt or sell Legion to Cerberus, but skipping loyalty missions other than that is bizarre unless you're doing some kind of gimmick run.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:25 No.2238547
    Playing ME2 for the first time and Im trying to romance Garrus with my femshep. Shit is so hilarious, I specially like that he says he isnt going to pretend he doesnt have a fetish for humans.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:25 No.2238550
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    a few jackfags were on last night, hope we can do this again tonight. No waifuing shit just talking about the character improvements and things we would like to see further in this needsmorescreentime.txt character. Hope you guys are on later.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:25 No.2238562
    >>2237839
    My heart almost exploded when I had the conversation with her after Tuchanka.

    Can't imagine ME without romancing her dammit.

    Is this what a waifu feels like?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:25 No.2238575
    >>2238351
    How many Phantoms? If more than two, well okay, go with the missile I guess.

    If it's two, you should be able to deal with it. Unless you're completely alone and cornered. Why the fuck are you alone and cornered in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:25 No.2238581
    >>2238489

    not even that guy but considering you're just trying to hammer one point home and your troll-fu is weak as shit yeah he's wrong.

    >>>/reddit/
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:25 No.2238587
    >>2237843
    I probably should, but our off time hardly ever syncs up and it seems easier to just leave it alone. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one at all bothered by the lack of interaction. That's why turning inward (husbando) is so appealing, I don't think he'd even notice or care. It'd just be like slipping off without any fuss and if he wanted to be more serious at some point, fine. He'd never know the difference.

    We've never really had trouble communicating which has been nice. But his glaring inability to understand why I'd like him to just say something to me now and then is like.. oh. Maybe not something communicating can fix.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:26 No.2238601
    >>2238547
    Garrus matures a lot between ME2 and ME3
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:26 No.2238608
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    How stupid can Bioware get? People don't want more closure, explanation, clarification, etc. added to the current endings. They want new endings. Fuck Bioware.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:26 No.2238617
    holy shit playing spy shepard (melee infiltrator) is so fun

    beats batman easymode and vanguard novamode
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:26 No.2238620
    >>2238316
    I wasn't expecting to go that fast when I equipped that once as an experiment. It was hilarious being the only one alive and nothing being able to hit me.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:26 No.2238623
    >>2238518
    >understand people who might never release Grunt or sell Legion to Cerberus

    How can you understand them?

    They are just reducing the content in their game for zero gain.

    Same goes for Loyalty missions
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:27 No.2238652
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    >>2238369
    >Go back to /v/
    >defending a gay guy
    >implying you dont want some STTEEEEEEEVE buttpounding
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:27 No.2238670
    >>2238550

    needed an actual romance seen with her, for starters.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:27 No.2238671
    >>2238623
    Well, Legion's a Geth. GETH ARE EVIL!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:27 No.2238673
    I'll admit, when this started up I was a little amused, I figured it was a little silly that people were demanding that a company change the ending to a game. I was disappointed with it, heavily, yes, but I still didn't see the point, because the damage was, in my eyes, already done, and no manner of reperations would fix that.

    Then I saw how the gaming media have jumped on it.

    Some of the shit these guys are saying is just beyond stupid, and sometimes beyond insulting. Being a fanboy is one thing, but some of these people are just openly attacking any and all criticism in the most pathetic and snooty fashion.

    I don't think the important issue here is the fans, or the movement, or Bioware or even the game.

    I think seeing how the 'gaming media' collective has reacted to this all by turning on the gaming community has been a real eye opener.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:27 No.2238681
    >>2238608
    I just want to know how society will respond now that the mass relays are busted (all those aliens on earth that can't go home) and what the hell becomes of my crew that's stuck on some planet.
    I don't care about the endings. I know they're terrible. I just want all the loose ends tied up.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:27 No.2238698
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    So I just read Muzyka's statement, this shit is going to be a disaster. Buckle your seatbelts because they're going to fuck this up so badly I can already tell.

    He's constantly going on about balance feedback and artistic integrity (implying Hack Walters has any integrity) all this is going to lead to is shit-polish on what already amounts to a giant turd.

    My body is not ready.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:28 No.2238712
    >>2238620
    Yeah I played a few rounds of not attacking anything but simply running around the map.

    GOTTA GO FAST

    >picture captcha
    My first picture captcha! Of a CSR sugar bag
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:28 No.2238726
    >artistic integrity
    >video game
    >> Best. Suggestion. Ever. Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:28 No.2238749
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUqAhKW7498&#t=13m55s

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUqAhKW7498&#t=13m55s

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUqAhKW7498&#t=13m55s

    Watch it guys... It is pure awesome...
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:28 No.2238758
    >>2238581
    >Troll-fu
    >Implying that I'm trolling and not telling the truth
    Try harder.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:29 No.2238773
    >>2238652
    >>2238489
    Was replying once not enough?

    Just let it go, nobody cares about your shitty opinions
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:29 No.2238780
    This is what happens when you try to claim video games are art.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:29 No.2238786
    >>2238698
    My body is ready as FUCK. I cannot wait for more shit to be thrown onto the fan.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:29 No.2238795
    >>2238773
    Be the better man and shut the fuck up so he'll have absolutely nothing to reply to, for fuck's sake.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:30 No.2238817
    >>2238681
    Wouldn't you rather have better endings that ALSO have epilogues?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:30 No.2238848
    >>2238547

    >he says he isnt going to pretend he doesnt have a fetish for humans.

    I thought he says that he doesn't have a fetish for humans, that he's with FemShep because she's FemShep
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:30 No.2238858
    >>2238773
    >implying i'm the same guy

    okay.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:30 No.2238860
    >>2238587

    Yeah, this was my problem a while back, trust me, that's probably the last think he'd want you to think, whether he's a friend or a love interest or whatever. We guys, as I said, are dumb. Really dumb. We clam up a lot and don't talk very much. Pulling that out of him might be painful, but don't just slip off into full on husbando mode without at least trying to talk through the problems first.

    Look, hey, we're kind of cluttering up the thread. Do you have any sockpuppet IM/Steam accounts I can message if we want to talk about this more?
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    >>2238550
    >>2238550

    present and accounted for
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:31 No.2238884
    Am I the only one who does grab kills? I notice I always have Bronze or higher grab kill medal at the end of matches, and nobody else ever does.

    Whenever I see someone standing back-to-back with a maraude, each on their side of a chest-high wall, and the fucking idiot pops up to shoot the marauder in the back of the head, it makes me rage to no fucking end.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:31 No.2238886
    >>2238428

    I wasn't saying that game don't contain art, like you say, they're a form a popular consumer art, an entertainment medium.

    It's just the fact that people say you can't critize something because IT IS ART is just mind bending.

    A painting can be shit, it can fail to perform, to convey it's intended meaning, like a song or a film, so the whole idea of IT IS ART and is therefore infalliable or beyond criticism is just damned silly.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:32 No.2238904
    >Woman dumping Soldier Husband for Asari Mistress

    My sides
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:32 No.2238907
    >>2238773
    >Another person agrees with the original poster
    >IT HAS TO BE A SAMEFAG GUISSE!!
    Grow up.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:32 No.2238909
    >>2238518
    I remember playing Suikoden 2 ( pre internet days) and comparing notes with friends about how to get characters, and how to do the Clive quest.
    The best part was the story added to the journey so much. Not to compare the tow games, I just don;t understand the mindset that wouldn;t want to fully exploit
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:32 No.2238918
    >>2238780
    Ah don't pull that card. For example; painting is a work of art. If some faggot starts smearing shit all over the Mona Lisa painting doesn't stop being a form of art because of that one hack.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:33 No.2238958
    >>2238698

    I don't even care about the endings anymore, I'm just curious how this whole shitstorm will end. Will BioWare make it out alive? Place your bets.
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    >>2238575
    I don't know. I'm not going to choose some arbitrary cut off for when not to use a missile launcher. If it's only one, yes you can just use overload, pull, and throw and kill it. You decide when you want to use a missile launcher.
    >Why the fuck are you alone and cornered in the first place?
    Funny story
    >being an infiltrator
    >scoped tunnel vision
    >not paying attention to what's around me
    >headshotan
    >shields suddenly drop (wtf)
    >phantom right behind me
    >mfw
    >> Awesome Man !!RLcdNVRRGrv 03/21/12(Wed)22:33 No.2238985
    >>2238884
    Here I thought I was the only one.
    How fitting seeing as the icon seems like its own little bro-fist.
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    >>2238860
    God you're so beta.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:33 No.2239001
    >>2238884
    To be fair, in Single Player there are only about 2 instances set up for that move.

    Most people just forget they can do it
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:33 No.2239003
    >>2238623

    They are decisions that can be justified, as opposed to just randomly not doing the missions of characters who are already part of your crew.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:34 No.2239030
    >>2238884

    I'm a shotgun infiltrator man, I feel I haven't performed if I don't at least have a Silver Grab medal at the end of the match.

    Seriously, it's a free kill, it looks awesome, you get a medal for it and no ammo was wasted. What's not to like.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:34 No.2239032
    >>2238884

    I always try get grab trophies. It's a rousing good time.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:34 No.2239043
    >>2239003
    The only dude I didn't do the loyalty quest for was Jacob.

    But I hate Jacob.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:35 No.2239054
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    >>2238817
    >I don't care about the endings.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:35 No.2239071
    >>2239003
    Let's metagame for a second.

    We know they are possible squadmates.

    Who would knowingly reduce the content in their game
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:35 No.2239073
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    Why does Hale sound so awkward delivering her lines in 3? It's like she delivers them too quickly and puts emphasis on the wrong parts of the sentences. Almost feels like Meer actually recorded with the rest of the cast while Hale's lines were just kind of thrown in afterward.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:35 No.2239080
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    >>2236069
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:35 No.2239089
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    this happened 2 seconds ago

    inb4

    >silver
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:35 No.2239091
    Bioware should add a Krogan Vanguard to the MP. Give it Biotic Charge and Barrier and let me fuck everything up in sight.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:36 No.2239106
    >>2238608
    this

    Bioware needs to learn that Mass Effect is not deep. It's not generic, but it's definitely not as special as they think it is. Don't get me wrong, I love the series, but if they think that they can just add content to the current ending, then they've got another thing coming. They have to either add radically different endings, or go along with the Indoctrination idea, or they're in trouble.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:36 No.2239116
    >>2239043
    That's too bad.

    >yfw you realise that the geth visited Jacob's dad to give him thermal clips and updated weapons
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:36 No.2239127
    >>2239089
    VGS VGTG
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:36 No.2239129
    >>2238958

    Of course they will. As much as people will look down on it, the fact is a lot of people will have no problem with those endings or what they mean for the ME universe as a whole.

    There are probably going to be millions of players who didn't even play the first two games, so the long term consequences literally mean nothing to them.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:36 No.2239132
    Imagine if there was a Gold+ difficulty in multiplayer.

    It took the regular difficulty of gold, but switched the enemy teams around so that you'd always face the most annoying units from each force.

    We're talking Banshees, Phantoms, Pyros, Ravagers, Combat Engineers and Hunters.

    Imagine how "fun" that would be.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:36 No.2239135
    >>2239089

    Congratulations on your Nova spam.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:36 No.2239146
    >>2239089

    >Level 20 vangaurd
    What, are you really going to brag over tha-
    >gold grab medal
    ...Okay, that's impressive.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:36 No.2239148
    >>2239089
    In during silver
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:37 No.2239151
    >>2237020
    Can someone rub this in Moriarty's face over Twitter? What a self-important turd he is. Also, possible Paultard (actually more extreme, his handle is notaxation), which makes me lel.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:37 No.2239167
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    >>2237390
    Someone post that pic of Liara's belly.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:37 No.2239181
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    >>2239000
    I WISH YOU ALL WOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP CLUTTERING THE THREAD

    JESUS CHRIST FOR SOMEONE WHO CALLS OTHERS BETA YOU SURE DO FEEL A NEED TO PROVE WHAT A MASTER TROLL YOU ARE AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

    YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO /b/ YOU GIGANTIC FAGGOT

    AND THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES DISCUSSING RELATIONSHIPS NEED TO FUCK OFF TO /soc/ OR AIM OR SOME SHIT

    I LOVE ALL OF YOU UNCONDITIONALLY BUT JESUS CHRIST THIS SHIT IS GETTING REICHDICULOUS
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:37 No.2239187
    >>2239127
    wat
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:37 No.2239193
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    hey guys wasn't the good ending amazing? i loved the cheering crowd as Shepard touched down on the Normandy after Joker's rescue, bloodied and beaten as the nations of the galaxy gathered on earth to welcome their hero home. When my LI stepped forward and smiled into a dipping kiss and the rest of the crew wolf whistled and we went into the sunset to prepare to help the Alliance rebuild the planet, it was great.

    I an't wait to play the ending where Shepard loses and gets indoctrinated by Harbinger to finish off the human race as the galaxy burns I'll probably cry like a little girl.


    Wouldn't it be funny if Bioware had made that kid into the end game and you got transported into some weird zone where you have to destroy all the relays and find out that TIM was right all along? That would have sucked so bad lol.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:37 No.2239206
    >>2239054
    That's stupid though.
    >>2239073
    I didn't really notice that. The only bad thing I noticed about her performance is that her Renegade lines were hilariously awful, as they were in the first two games.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:37 No.2239212
    I wish I could keep that Varren from Tuchanka in ME2
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:38 No.2239217
    >>2239089
    Now try playing a class that takes skill.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:38 No.2239221
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    >>2238860

    if dis nigga don't shut the fuck up . . .
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:38 No.2239229
    >>2239127
    Goddamn, I was going to go back to that after ME3.

    Then I lost my passion for gaming because Bioware cannot into a decent ending. VGS.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:38 No.2239232
    >>2238860
    Eh, I won't bother you with it anymore. Thanks again for taking the time. I was pretty much ready to just say "fuck it" but you're right, I don't know exactly what's going through his head and he definitely deserves better.

    Take it easy, friend. Time to blend back into the thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:38 No.2239241
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    >>2239089
    >not wrecking shit with your adept bros
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:38 No.2239249
    >>2239187
    tribes ascend for:
    Shazbot, I am the greatest
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:38 No.2239258
    >>2239030
    >Drell Adept, low level, glass cannon
    >last man standing
    >jump off a ledge find myself in front of a Centurion, Engineer and Turret
    >get in cover
    >grab Centurion
    >grab Engineer
    >grenade turret
    >keep running and win the round
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:38 No.2239259
    >>2239073
    >he didn't hear FemShep say
    >What do you need me to do

    Made the entire game (up to that point) worthwhile
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:39 No.2239268
    >>2239135
    Thanks, I worked really hard pressing 1 and 3 and sometimes F

    But seriously, it was hectic cause level 10 soldier and whatnot, two of them kept dying
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:39 No.2239285
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    >>2239232

    DENIED
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:39 No.2239286
    >>2239241

    Why can't I hold all these detonations?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/12(Wed)22:39 No.2239294
    >>2239241
    >GottaGoFast

    Are you on PS3?

    I played with GottaGoFast yesterday



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