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Greetings from Russian /vg/, comrades. We bring you our take on ME3 ending:
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All of ME3 is a lie. A product of Shepard's deranged mind.
John
Shepard - a mental hospital patient. He was taken into our care after
killing his wife and eating his 3 months old child. He explained his
actions by stating that they stole his teeth.
At first, John was
being treated by Dr. Arren, however, this brilliant mind retired after
John smeared his feces all over the hospital walls. After Dr. Arren
left, Jack Harper became the new department head doctor. Harper
previously took the scientific world by storm with his progressive
methods of mental illness treatment. However, Shepards condition quickly
deteriorated while under his care and he created his own world, where
he is the saviour of the galaxy, a courageous soldier and cosmic stud
John Shepard. Other patients then joined his "team" and Shepard began accusing Harper of helping some "Reapers" and being a millionaire, the head of a criminal organisation called Cerberus.
According
to Shepard, all psychiatric ward employees are shopkeepers on some kind
of "Citadel", members of "The Council" or mercenaries. As stated by
Shepard, old lady Reper is the main source of this threat. |