what is it

>Half an hour
Unlocks in 12 hours on steam for me.
Fuck.

>>203919562

Papers please.

Desk job the game.
you look at someones papers, see if they are legit. And sign a stamp

Its so bland and boring and the worst part It is somehow fun

Why is the east coast filled with retards?
Games rarely get a midnight release on Steam.
Shit's usually at 10AM. ROTT released at 10AM.

GLORY TO AVRSTROKA

>>203919921
>AVRSTROKA
Kloechian scum detected

Not long until mass kebab-removal

ALL MY SHEKELS.

14 hours for NZ. bollocks.

>>203919982
Close enough
let me in

>>203920074
14 hours for the rest of the world, too, you stupid kiwi

>>203919998


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyi0Teus0QE

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>>203920220

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U can't wait to see what they'll give us for this handsome motherfucker.

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SOON

>>203920439
Papers, Please is a non-Steamworks game and can be run without having to open Steam

>>203920683
Nice job being a cancerous shitposter.

aw, is there underwear during strip searches in the final release now? I liked the feeling of complete invasiveness of potentially innocent people.

>>203920683

Holy fuck, is it still 2011? BestGamers aren't around anymore - it's okay to like indie games again. No one will think you're uncool, edgy faggot.

im ready to seed to counter all the viral thats been going on here

>>203920843
That would imply that devs lose anything from piracy. They don't.

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Hokay! I do not need steam dollar, yes? Get game for free because it so great!

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>>203920980

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>>203920779
>BestGamers aren't around anymore

>no trading cards

I don't support that shit, but for this game I would. I would seriously stockpile Jorji cards.

>>203920775
>potentially innocent
Everyone is guilty, comrade Anon. Everyone

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>suspicious woman with man on her ID arrives
>search the scum
>mfw the ID is right

>>203921135
Of course, of course!! This is why my child gets no medicine...

>>203921205
check your privilege Arstotzkan scum!

>>203921135

you've said too much, comrade

You will have to be....removed

9.99$ its too much for a flash game with shit graphs.

I would pay 4.99$ for it.

>>203919712
>bland and boring
>searching people for weapons
>denying sad people
>shooting people who try to cross illegally
>terrorist attacks right at your station

>>203921386
It's not Flash.

>>203921386

this

Will be my first pickup when it goes on sale

You mean half a day?

What do you even do in this game?

>>203921583
Play the fucking demo on the guys website

It's been up for like 4 months or some shit.

>>203919712
>>203921451
And don't forget: you get to preserve the glory of the superior Arstotzkan nation

>>203921342
Shut up Kolechian terrorist

>>203921451
Days when I run out of free fuckups are absolutely nerve-wracking. I fear the inevitable day when there will be more than two people with big ol' sob stories.

At least Jorji will be there to ease my pain

>>203921583
you lay down the law while you and your family freeze and starve to death

>>203921324
Your child gets the exact amount of medicine needed, comrade.

>>203921583
You process immigration papers, keeping the unwanteds out.

Terrorists attack, your family freezes/starves/dies of sickness. Just like one of my Communist Dictatorships!

>>203921583
It's a border patrol simulator. Basically you check and see if people have legit passports or not.

>>203921713
I almost hate to turn him away...but Jorji understand.
Comrade Jorji always understand.

>>203921583
this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cduJSrx5wvI

COBRASTAN NUMBER 1

>>203921583
It is border guard simulation
In a communist country

Doesn't sound fun, but it is like Ace Attourney where you basically scan documents, people, etc looking for information and making sure the wrong people don't come in

Except you are on a time limit, the game is constantly upping security at the border so you got more laws and regulations to worry about
And you gotta get paid to keep your family healthy and warm.


In terms of premium release, I hope they keep the strip club ticket people as instant approves... Or do something with those vouchers

>>203920683
You're worse than any meme spewing Redditor could ever be,

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>>203920220

Why does this fucking game look so fun!

>>203921906
Okay, you no like passport. I come back with better passport.

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>>203920683

>>203922082

because it is

>>203921713
I just fuck morality and sob stories when playing this game
For some reason I play the apathetic border guard.
Just check permits and papers, approve or deny. Fuck your background or story

That is right. I denied the wife, let the pimp through, etc

>>203922118

saved for Glorious Arstotzkan

>>203922118
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyi0Teus0QE

>>203922082
>look

Just play the demo already. And while you're at it, play The Republia Times.

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>mfw sending kolechian scums tot he gulag

>>203920304

Curse you.

>>203922180
This.

No papers, no entry. Glory to Arstotzka.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_4-jyM3A6w

Thread theme

>>203919145 (OP)
you shitheads are excited for this shitty game?

what the fuck happened to /v/?

It's now full of fucking hipster shit

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>>203922353

>tfw Juden and greatly enjoy this game

What have I done

is it free?????/??/??/??//??????

PLS REPSODN

>>203922409

>Ten
>Teen
>Teeen

God damn, that's adorable.

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Come see me sometime. Ask for anon.

>>203922476

it was April's GOTM, dumbass

>>203922409
What the fuck am I looking at

>>203922476
Kolechian pls go.

>>203922596
fucking christ

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>>203922594
>responding to b8

>>203922476

Kolechian scum confirmed

>>203922594
GOTM? more like SOTM

>>203922532

is free so long as you pay a one time donation of 10 us dollar

>>203922532
the demo is.

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>>203922596

IS NOTHING SACRED

>>203922476
Kolechia go home

>>203922594
GOTY you mean

>>203922476
AAA only dipshit detected.

>>203922583
I-i will... ;_;

>>203922596
Disgusting Kolechian propoganda. Jokes on them, there is no ponies in glorious Arstotzka. We ate them all

>>203922687
WHAT WAS IT

I can't wait to pirate this.

>>203922786

>implying we didnt inject them with the Black Death and send them into the depths of Kolechia

>>203922814

Global rule 15.

>>203922814
Arstotzkan wallpaper with a pony

>>203922814
Don't ask.

>>203920779

They're back.

>>203922814
You're better off not knowing, for your own safety.

Glory to Arstotzka

At least glorious mods don't like fucking ponies.

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>>203922814
>No 4chanx

>>203919145 (OP)

Was this banner approved?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHe09XguKz8

>>203922814
cancer, nothing more.
be thankful you were spared innocent one

>>203922814

Sweet Jorji on border guard action.

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>>203922932
Requesting jorji version

Hopefully it's a small download size so I can download the gog copy quicker for free

>>203923117
I saw it a few days ago, so yes.

>>203922814
Search papers please on google image, it's on the 11th row.

>>203922837

Same.

>>203923159
I demand a 1920x1080 wallpaper of this

>>203923213
Jorji would never go WHY.
He'd just come back another day, stronger, faster, better.

>>203923301
FUCKING WHY

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>>203923342
>1920x1080

fucking console pleb

>>203923554
My glorious Arstotzkan monitor broke, so I am using my Cobrastan one in the mean time

so...Can we pirate this or what?

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>This game will unlock in approximately 13 hours

>>203923664

>buying inferior Cobrastan products, instead of purchasing from superior Arstotzkan stores

Out with you, scum

>>203923713
Same thing I'm wondering.

Probably can. To be honest, I'm skeptical if this is really worth $10.

>>203923713
The baits in this day and age are dumb as fuck, it seems.

>>203923870
I've been playing the demo, and it's very fun. Definitely worth the 10 bucks, but I'm cheap and pirate anything if I have the option.

>>203923870
Yeah, its going on gog, and almost all gog games are drm free so you just share the installer around

>>203921020

>Liking best gamers
>Ever

they were cancerous shit and I'm glad their toxicity drove them apart like the faggots they were.

>usually pirate everything but buy on special occasions
>tfw this is one of those special occasions

>>203923870
>>203923713

>can we pirate this

Name one PC game ever that you cannot pirate.

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>>203923713
>>203923870

>>203924193

Mystery of the Druids

>>203924193
The one no one cares to play?

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>>203923936
whoooo baited your ass though

>>203924193
Sim city.

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>>203924250

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>>203924469

>1 seeder

Why can't I stop listening to the theme song.

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>>203924354

What time does the Steam store update?

>>203924108

Rockcock64 is pretty entertaining tho

>>203924593

Hey don't blame me, I'm not going to seed that pile of shit

>>203924469
>Comments

>>203924810

the same time its updated the last 10 years

>>203924193
Red Dead Redemption

>>203924878

>implying I'm going to download Lostboy.mp3

>>203924938
>PC game

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>>203924250
>>203924250

>>203924915
I don't use Steam for anything but the occasional indie game so I don't know what time that is.

>>203925107

>implying you didnt just rename your porn folder

show contents

>>203924469

>Dolphin_porn.jpg

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>>203924938

I've been playing the demo today, and I was wondering, did anyone else ever bother checking the "Issuing City." I figured that it wasn't worth having to open the manual every time to check.

>>203925314
I played long enough that I had the issuing cities memorized.

>>203925314
I'm going to make a physical copy of the guidebook so I can access it quicker while playing.

>>203924193
Diablo 3, darkspore

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>>203925204
needy fucker

I gave up because some fucker showed up without a passport and I didn't know what the fuck to do. All she had was an entry certificate or whatever.

>>203924193
>Name one

Diablo 3

>>203925314
Slacking, comrade?

>>203925521
you just tell them to fuck off, it's not hard
you can turn away every single person that shows up every day

you just dont get paid

>>203925521
If i recall correctly you were supposed to highlight the rule about needing a passport and either the counter or her. Can't remember which.

>>203925521
Detect the discrepancy of the rulebook with the "All applicants must have a passport" rule.

>>203919145 (OP)
You gotta be thick as shit to even consider playing this.

>>203925501

They're both on TPB of course.

>>203925521
Open the manual, go to the rules page, select "highlight discrepancies", and then click on the table where the kebab's passport is supposed to be

>>203925521
>Not reading the briefing

Scum

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>>203925502
>Tomorrow

>>203925502

you win this round, Anon

you win this round

>>203925659

Yeah I tried both of those, I figured it might have been a bug ssince it was a beta.

>>203925548
>>203925501

>implying Diablo 3 is worth pirating
I want my 60 shekels back.

>>203925521
>>203925652
>>203925659
>>203925681
>>203925696
>Not stamping their foreheads with DENIED

>>203925720
what?

>>203925314
I don't understand how people can lack simple problem solving skills like this

>>203922476
M.O.A. Protocol Violation
Kolechians must prove good taste in games to be approved entry

>>203925804
my wife got it free with a wow subscription and still felt ripped off

>>203925498
That's a great idea. I might do that on release.

The day was cut short by a terrorist attack.

>>203925691
>Diablo 3 pre-alpha buggy as fuck server emu that is no longer in development
>Darkspore clonedvd
nope

>>203925905
>playing WoW
>having enough brain cells to understand that diablo 3 is bad
This is new.

>>203925498
i wish preordering got you that

>>203919145 (OP)
I like the potential the game has from what I played of it

>THAT GODDAMN FEEL when you get the human trafficker detained

>>203925904
You do not have to justify turning a filthy Kolechian away, comrade.

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>>203925997

>mfw