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Is he stupid

>Animal Crossing
>Lack replay value

I don't even play these but my friends played the last one for two fucking years.

Wow, what a surprise. It's the same fucking game from 10 years ago.

>"Might lack replay value, could be too short"

I have never played an Animal Crossing game but isn't that impossible or something? Isn't it constant?

>>192901990
But this time I get to be the mayor.

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>>192901749

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>Jim Sterling

>>192902325
He's a clickbaiting piece of shit. I honestly wonder why he doesn't write for Letaku.

That's like saying Tetris lacks reply value.

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>>192901749
>>192901495 (OP)

This picture depicts AC series.

>>192902838
She isn't waifu material anymore. She loves another man.

>>192901749
That really just looks like some lazy, cookie-cutter response that they tack on the score to explain it somewhat.

>>192902325
>No Dry Bones
>No Waluigi
>No Quick Run Mode
>No Mission Mode
>Queen Bee
>Boring Tracks
Mario Kart 7 deserves a 3

>>192902838
Well, the AC community is made up of Autistic Furries. It's to be expected.

>too short
Animal Crossing games end? Or does he mean in terms of having stuff to do? If so then AC games have never had anything to do they just exist.

>>192901495 (OP)
>A review pops up that I don't agree with
>The world is coming to an end

Why do you care what 'gaming journalists' have to say anyway? Aren't they all hacks anyway?

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>A 7 is the lowest score the game has gotten
Gee that doesn't sound like paid reviews at all

>>192901495 (OP)

It's a description of what 7/10 means. Jim is giving a 7/10 because, laughably, he feels it's more of the same. As if that isn't what every successful franchise does these days.

>>192902325
omg I just spent the last five minutes looking for those two reviews to see if this was true. I want to throw this fucker off a bridge for his stupidity. fuck him

>Might lack replay value
>Might

so does it or doesn't it? only sometimes? is he guessing about it because he hasn't played the game longer than an hour?

>>192903102

Every gaming community is made up of autistic "somethings", if they weren't their wouldn't be any community what so ever

I didn't know it was possible for Animal Crossing to be short. Like at all.

>>192903102
That's just /v/ being /v/.
Try having a Mario thread that doesn't end in a Yoshi or Bowser porn dump. AC threads are tame.

>>192901749
>Reviewed by Jim Sterling

Stopped reading there, this fatfuck gave Vanquish a 4.

>>192902973
STOP LYING

>>192902973
No, she doesn't. She's mayor's waifu.

Bill just edited her because he thinks he's clever. I hope Reggie sends his NTR'ing ass back to Japan.

>>192904112
Sorry bub
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0OHer0wRYEs#t=26s

Bill Trinen NTR'd you.

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>>192904112
Sorry anon, her heart's taken.

>>192903336
Stop this.

Nintendo doesn't pay for reviews, if they did reviewers wouldn't have shat all over Game & Wario.

>>192904281
Motherfucker. I'll chase you to the ends of the earth.

>>192903682
>is he guessing about it because he hasn't played the game longer than an hour?
This. They usually play games for 2-3 hours before reviewing them, usually missing all of the good shit.

>>192904407
Don't believe it, Anon. Bill just took what she said and shoved his name in.

The original text was

"I'm just a cute puppy who likes things simple. And the Mayor."

It was.

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>>192904237

>>192904098
>Vanquish
>a 4

Holy shit good thing I read the replies before I read that review. Fuck him and his opinion.

>>192904568
Stop trying to comfort me. Bill Trinen is now my rival. When we meet, only one shall survive.

I don't see how you could review this game after a week of playing.

>Jim Sterling

Niggas, he is an even bigger joke than Shitaku.

>>192904237
I'M GOING TO SKIN HIM ALIVE

>>192904568
If Reggie's the president of NoA, Bill's certainly the mayor.
Give it up anon.

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>>192904727
>>192904802

I asked her.

She told me Bill is full of shit.

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>>192904237
No...No....NO NO NO NO AND NO DAMNIT...I LITERALLY HAVE 141 PICTURES OF HER...AND NOW SHE HAS FEELING FOR ANOTHER MAN? FUCK YOU, YOU YELLOW LYING BITCH. GOD FUCKING SHIDAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMNIT IT ALL TO FUCKING ROASTING HELL FUCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>192901990
That's good, because I never played it then.

so where is the porn of the dog

>>192904628
Actually a 5, but he essentially went through the whole game as a cover based shooter using nothing but the assault rifle.

DON'T WORRY REGGIE WILL AVENGE US

http://youtu.be/k08pQDoPmXc

>Animal Crossing
>lack replay value
>could be too short

Who the fuck is the clown who reviewed it?
>Jim Sterling
Oh, that explains it. Move on. Nothing to see here.

>>192902147
Animal Crossing is a game you play every day for 10 to 30 minutes.
The term "replayability" is completely unfit here to begin with.

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>>192904237
.................

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>>192904237
Son of a bitch must pay.

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>>192901495 (OP)
>>192901749
>might lack replay value, could be too short

There truly is no woman that is not a slut...
not even shizue...
it's over...my pre-order is cancled...I thought shizue would literally understand me...no...no...even her...even her. Worst part is, I am actually hurt.

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>>192905002
Go fuck yourself, furfag.

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>>192901749
>Replay value
>Animal Crossing game
But I thought the whole point of those games were that they never ended... why would you need to "replay" a game that never ends?

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>>192904880
>get that plushie
>move around in my sleep
>hear bells every time

God dammit Shizue, I'm trying to sleep.

>>192905002
In our hearts.

>>192905290
i will but i need the porn to do that

>>192905290
Your posting the rest, right?

I do wish there was a more meaningful interaction between residents. Without the game becoming completely a dating sim.

I think if they took some sim city esque elements the whole mayorship role would be more fun too

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>>192904237
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3AJzEAzL70

playing this song in my corner crying now.

>>192905332
You sleep with her?

I would but I'm afraid of accidentally ruining her.

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>>192905290

Did he play a whole two years by fast forwarding his 3DS's clock? How would he know if it doesn't have replay value?

>>192905434
>Without the game becoming completely a dating sim
Why not?

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>>192904237
unbelievable
EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING I LOVE HURTS ME!!!!

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>>192905570

>>192904237
who the FUCK is bill trinen?

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>>192905315
>You'll even be able to keep all your current Pokémon!

I can't breath.

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>There's no option to have the secretary give you head when she asks for a raise

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>>192905638
Your new lord and savior.

>>192905638
A localizer at NOA.

They call themselves Treehouse for some reason.

>>192905635
why is Japan so obsessed with how they perceive Peaches as asses?

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>>192901495 (OP)
How is this a review?

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>>192905472
I have about 8 plushies on my bed, they all sit on one half. I've only rolled over the reimu fumo.

Oh

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I usually always buy physical copies of games; But due to the way animal crossing is, I've been thinking about picking it up on the eShop.

Should I?

>>192905635
this comic gets me every time...some fucking freak with "those eyes" shows up and runs over to a tree and then restarts...so simple, yet hilarious

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>>192905690
>There's no option to marry the secretary

>>192905746
I wasn't aware of this.
Do peach blossoms represent lolis?

>>192905883
Is there a difference?

>>192905883
I'm going digital.

I gave up WW because I was too much of a lazy fuck to switch games for 10 minutes every day, so having it digital's easier.

>>192905897
Can I at least marry the secretary's brother?

>>192905569
muh children and all that jazz I guess, oh and forced drama i guess.

>>192905609
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>>192904281
are you guys serious?

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>>192904595
>>192904892
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>>192905638
>MFW

>>192905759
That's how Ziggler would sell that in real life.

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>>192905964
Well, the eShop version will always be on the 3DS, and playable.

>>192905332
>hear bells
HARVEST HER QUICKLY BEFORE NOOK FINDS YOU

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>>192906032
>>192906068
It is a man's duty to fight for the one he loves.

>>192905883
eshop is always more expensive than offline.
Always.

>>192901495 (OP)
Why is anyone surprised? These games have the same lack of gameplay and repetitiveness of a Facebook game.

So what QR code outfits are you guys gonna work into your regular wardrobe?

>>192904237
>Bill Trinen
I read that as Biff Tannen for a moment. Had Back To The Future flashbacks

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>>192906032
You really need to ask?

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>>192904237
W-What?

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>preordered more than 6 months ago
>estimated delivery : tuesday june 11 12:00pm

why

>>192906068
>>192906032

Us normalfags huh? :)

>Jim "You Gonna Finish that Ham?" Sterling

Yeah, no.

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>AC game
>no replay value
>game does not even have an end point

>>192906343
Not if you're good at them.

>>192906370
at this point, I am very curious if grown men are actually attached with her

>>192906574
People still joke around here.

>>192906568
>good at doing chores

Oh boy.

>>192906343
>lack of gameplay
there's tons of gameplay, just not a lot of objectives

>>192906671
>tfw he thinks I was joking when I actually teared up for a minute or two reading that sentence of what shizue said....

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>>192906361
Marty McFly.

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>>192906702
Casual.

>>192906481
Those commercials man, awesome stuff.

>MIGHT lack replay value
>COULD be too short

What does that even mean?

>>192906296
It's $35 on the eShop. Stop lying.

>>192906842
He played for two minutes and is guessing.

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>>192906490
>laughing at people picking a shitty waifu is normalfaggotry

Eat shit
Yandere master race

>>192906842
It's a throwaway "verdict" for anything that gets a 7/10.

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>>192906787
G-good one, man...
Heh heh...

>game has no end
>every day something different pops out

>game lacks replay value and is too short

What the fuck? That doesnt even make sense.

>>192906820
And playing facebook games makes you hardcore? We're all casuals here, bruh.

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>>192904595
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>>192905638
I-Im sorry fellas.
Really I am.

for the last time;
JIM STERLING ACTS RETARDED ON PURPOSE (you should be familiar with this /v/)
controversy spawns pageviews
pageviews gains ad revenue
that ad revenue keeps sterling employed

once in awhile he will agree with us because our opinions are controversial , but a lot of the time he will say something that is meant to piss everyone by how pants-on-head retarded it is

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>planning to download it off the eshop at midnight
>think about when eshop first launched and how it took forever to get on
>mfw shit like this happens with animal crossing

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>>192907015
h-h-old m-me...a-anon...

>>192907175
Might be for the best. Do you really want to make your big mayor debut in the middle of the night, when all the stores are closed and villagers are asleep?

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>>192907276
>>192907015
Next time pick a better waifu

>>192902325
Mario Kart 7 has an unforigveable shit roster.

Seriously, what the fuck Nintendo?

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>>192907105
>n-no you...
Fucking casualfags, let me tell ya.

>>192904367
>Game & Wario.

Maybe because it was a fucking terrible game?

>>192907391

>no bikes
>no tight suits for Peach and Rosalina

Fuck that.

The current game review system these people use is totally broken. Generic rehash shit with nice graphics gets 10/10, but quality games with excellent gameplay get 7/10 because it doesn't meet the arbitrary criteria they set out. Reviews are completely stupid.

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>>192907376
Yes because that's when they'll be seeing me the most. At night.

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>>192907276
I'm not at all saddened by the dog having a BF, but I'm here for you anon.

Did Sterling like The Sims? If he did I don't see why he wouldn't like AC

>>192907464
You've never played it.

>>192907607
Bill's fucking with us, he put words in her mouth. Now he must pay.

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Does anyone have the QR code for the nude Shizue bed?

I've lost it.

Anyone?

>>192907830
>Someone replies to something
>LOL U MAD

Guys, she loves him like a brother. That's all.

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guys

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>>192907376
I don't care what time it is, when the King arrives you pay respect or you pack your bags

>people ITT actually impressed a glorified chore simulator got a 7

I'd give it a 6, who the fuck wants to mow down lawn in a videogame?

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>>192908003

>>192907376
But you can set daytime activities to nighttime if you want like they explained on Inside the Treehouse. You're the goddamn mayor.
>>192908064
Is right.

>>192908105
Who the fuck wants to play a videogame?

>>192908105
0/10

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>>192908003

>>192908357
C'mon, I know the game is boring, but a zero is too harsh

>>192908372
Jesus fucking christ

>>192908105
2/10

The goal is to keep the grass up. Mowing the lawn down is something to be avoided.

>>192908347
Did I say it wasn't a game? Man, you are just fishing for replies, right?

In any case, this kind of game is as shit as The Sims, only with way less options of customization

>>192908372
You could use this picture for any game.

>>192908372
Hey kenjitagenn, you missed one

>>192908468
-1/10 Keep trying

>>192908276
You won't be able to do that on the first day, though. Looks like it takes some time and a day or two to get the ability to set the town's behavior. I'm assuming that most crucial services will be open until you get your house, visit the Mayor's Office, etc; but it could make for a short first day. Anyone know shops, if any, are open all day?

Alternatively I could fuck with the internal time. Wouldn't feel bad about that.

>>192908597
>June 2nd

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