Why are console names so terrible? It's not exactly hard. All you need to is throw in "Super", "Mega" or "Turbo" in somewhere and you've got the recipe for success.

>Gamecube
So it's a cube that plays games? Well fucking done Nintendo. Except that it's not a cube (unless you attach the GBA player to it)

>WiiU
I think I'd prefer Super Mega Nintendo Turbo Box over this

>Xbox 360
Literally means nothing. Apart from Japan, where selling 360 units a week makes it an Ex-box.