I don't think people without autism actually do this.

>>192905354 (OP)
>in your gaming days
lel

For my job delivering packages in the middle of nowhere? Yeah, sure. But with a pisshole 40 feet away you had best use it.

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That's some unhealthy looking urine. You really need to drink more water. But I guess that's hard to do for someone too terrified to walk to a fucking bathroom.

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>>192905781
Why not just piss on the side of the road if urine the middle of nowhere?

hahahhahhahhhaah

Jesus Christ, ever heard of a bathroom?

>>192905604
My "friend" in the us army does this...

Gatorade and powerade bottles are the best. The Arizona Tea gallon jugs are good as well.

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what

I can go to the bathroom, pee, wash my hands, and get back to my computer in 60 seconds, I really have never needed to do this.

>>192905878
Some of the bottles had drink left in them so that's why some are really discolored.

>>192905604
This, normal people piss out the window.

/r/ing >pain, misery, and agony
drink more water friends

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>>192906851
Normal people piss onto their beds.

>>192906851
>out the window
>not into your own mouth

What are you, retarded? Do you enjoy wasting nutrients?

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>>192905950
>if urine the middle of nowhere

>>192906630
My nigger.

Yeah they have bigger holes so I can fit the head of my penis right in!

what's the purpose of peeing in a bottle? don't you need to wash your hands after you urinate, do you have a fucking sink in your room bro? just go to the restroom, that way you can do both fast

>>192907132
How can you use such small bottles. I would make them overflow like nothing

>>192907282
Don't piss all over your hands, retard.

Also, your dick doesn't make your hands dirtier. Your hands make your dick dirtier.

>>192907282
You don't. Why would you?

>Almost year old piss siting in a bottle in my closet
>Open it up
I can't describe the smell but it was awful, the worst thing I've ever smelled was rotting liquified turkey filled with gnats and maggots.

>>192905878

Urine starts to turn more and more golden, and then brown as it ages

>>192907406
Sometimes I need to switch out the bottles mid-piss so it doesn't overflow.

I have had a few accidents but nothing more than a few drops spilled on the floor

>>192907560
How would you do that to turkey

>>192907421
Does that explain why my 3 week unwashed dick smells like onions?

i'm not going to bother asking why you're too lazy to get up and piss, but why do you keep them?

Only time I had to piss in a bottle was during a car trip.

The only time I've pissed in a bottle was in 2008, around 3am while waiting in my car in the Best Buy parking lot for the store to open to buy my Wii. I was first in the parking lot, had to piss, didn't want to walk to the IHOP a few hundred feet away in fear of losing my spot, noticed I had a gallon jug in the back seat, opened it, stuck my dick in it, and pissed. Felt so awesome.

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>mfw i only once peed in a big open can and fungus started growing on top and i was too scared to throw it out

>>192907560

Only a year? I had a suitcase full of piss bottles from when I was 12, they were almost 8 years old when I threw them out. They started leaking and the rivets on the suitcase were rusted, the whole thing was stained a disgusting white/yellow/green. I was afraid to even attempt to look inside it. Shit was like a nuclear disaster inside a suitcase.

>>192907789
Leave it sitting out in the shed between winter to mid spring.

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>piss in bottle
>can't find cap

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I used have a gay friend that I often gamed with. When I had to piss during our gaming sessions he wanted me to piss right into his mouth while he gobbled my knob. I still remember that little faggot.

>>192907809
The same reason I don't just use the toilet. I'm lazy. I wanted to take a picture before my g/f makes me throw them away though. They're in her room ahahahah

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>>192907926

Same here. Pissed in a bottle, left it hidden in a desk drawer for 3 months. COMPLETELY forgot about it until I cleaned my desk out and found a very hazy, dark yellow bottle of fermented piss. Opened it to pour it in the toilet and I was immediately struck by the overpowering smell of ammonia. Sealed that fucker up and buried it in the woods in my backyard for the future generations to find.

>>192908514
Has she found them yet? HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE A GF??