eve online

The tornadoes apparently just went by my city. I was playing RE: Outbreak the whole time. Maybe you should play that.

>>190423910 (OP)

Just get the fuck out of there, anon. Get in your car and start driving.

I don't want you to die ;_;

Or I guess you can play SimCity. Unleash some tornadoes of your own.

Wind Waker

>he lives in tornado alley
>how will the gubmint repay me house now?
it's not hard bubba, get your ass out of there.

Shits going down over here in Kansas as well.

>>190424110
this
people who say "kill yourself" never really mean it

get the fuck out if its so bad and bring a handheld I guess

>>190424231
>Implying I wasn't born into poverty and can't leave this shit stain off a state.

I fucking hate Oklahoma but I can't leave.

http://www.weather.com/tv/tvshows/live-stream
watching you scurry OP

Normanfag here. Shit should be interesting. Maybe you can play Disaster: Day of Crisis or something.

www weather com/tv/tvshows/live-stream
watching you scurry OP

>>190424568
>hate it
>can't leave

Oklahoma confirmed for /v/.

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Normanite here. I brought a DS and some motherfucking Warioware when I evacuated to the nearest middle school due to the bigass tornado last year. I played way too much Dr. Wario to be healthy.

>>190424718
I'm in Northwest OKC, and it sucks, I was supposed to go play Magic at my friends in Edmond. Not only that but the weather last night knocked out power at the mall in the middle of the Star Trek movie. I fucking hate Oklahoma weather, it never fails to ruin my plans

Shit, you think that stuff is coming to St. Louis?
Been living in this trailer for 4 years, so far so good

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>TFW no one made weapons such as bombs and others that can destroy tornadoes.

We need to kill tornadoes. Hurricanes can be killed by making nitrogen bombs but no one has the balls to ever invent them.

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>>190425178
>Killing Tornados

My god.

>>190425178
>what is haarp
piss off tornados and you'll make them more mad.

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Oklahoma where the tornadoes are fucking poor ol' /v/
Where consoles are lame, they have no games
Where weather fucks up you and me

We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand
Where we say....hey!
PS3 has no games!
We're only Saiyan
You're doin' fine, Oklahoma! Oklahoma O.K.!

>>190425465
>Mfw Oklahoma is officially crowned the state of /v/

It makes so much sense. Never more have I found a more hate filled ignorant state filled with dumbass people just parroting shit they hear from other idiots.

>>190425773

How true. Would college towns be filled with the idorts and non-fanboys, then?

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We hail now in Norman. Time for danmaku against Mother Nature.

>>190426652
Is it coming my way normanbro? NW okc here

>>190426730

Most likely.

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>mfw CNN is showing the inferior News Channel 5 instead of superior News Channel 4

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On the topic of tornados, Wind Element is the best element. Later fags.

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>Oklahoma

I'm so sorry OP.

Illinoisfag here, tornadowise I kinda sorta know your pain

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>>190427085
>Not liking channel 5

NIGGA ITS LIVE, LOCAL, LATEBREAKING

>>190425178
We should drop a nuke INSIDE the tornados.

>>190427324
Earth Element here, you suck dicks.

>>190425901
No, they would be the same.

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>>190427416

>Not wanting to chill with MIKE FUCKING MORGAN
>Not wanting to hang out with the ghost of Mr. Food as he tells you how fucking you're waifu last night made him say "Ooh, it's so good!"

>>190427630

Naw, it applies to anywhere in the South, really. College/University towns are always the oasis where the few decent people of the state reside.

>>190424736
>>190424638
>stream is dying out because weather interferences
rip tornado hunt you were good to us

Stillwater fag about to drive back to OKC to start at an internship Monday. Should I pack up my computer and leave now or wait a few hours?

Siren's going off, be back later.

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oklafag here. the clouds are just starting to move in...

not a single fuck is given.

>>190428220
>last online: 532 days ago

OP here, pending we all survive, anyone want to have a meetup and play video games or some shit?

>>190428220
>Be back later
>last online: 392 days ago

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>>190428220

here we go...

>>190428379
>/v/
>Meetup
Please tell me this never heppens

>>190428379

we need to.

i dont have any vidya bros here.

i'm in Tahlequah

Ha ha, fuck you OP.

In Florida, we only have a tornado a few times a year, and there weak as a severe thunderstorm.

Fuck Hurricanes.

>>190428379
Shit sounds like fun, last time I played games with anyone in Oklahoma was before the only LAN center closed like 8 years ago.

>>190424871
Al's Sports Cards?

>>190428308
>>190428392
>>190428480

Siren turned off, but I bet it will turn back on again.

>>190428379

Shit could be fun. Maybe play vidya in the Memorial Union in OU sometime?

>>190428571
>not enjoying a comfy hurricane

>>190428091
IF ANYONE LIVES IN AGGROWN
GET OUT
GET OUT
'NADO HEADIN' THERE

>>190428571
>Implying some faggot from Florida has room to talk about his weather being worse than Oklahoma

Seriously fag, don't even try and act like your Hurricanes are shit compared to our everyday weather.

hopefully i wont get any hail.

just bought a truck.

>>190424195

>>190428841
I don't think he was implying that at all, he was poking fun at you because your weather IS worse.

>>190424231
The government has to pay people to live in Oklahoma, that's the kind of terrible place it is.

>>190428778
No such thing.

I went through Ivan and Dennis, it's fucking horrifying, especially Ivan, which lasted over 6~ hours.

>>190429030
Ivan was comfy for me. Though I wasn't directly hit.

I feel ya OP. It's gonna be in my area within a few hours. Play something relaxing.

>>190429019
>Tfw I've lived in Oklahoma my whole life and the government doesn't pay me shit.

Fuck the USA, I wanna go to Canada.

Shawnee here, I am so fucked.

I'm in Moore right now. Calm your shit, this shouldn't be your first tornado.

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>>190429030
>>190429135
>not having a comfy day with Tropical Storm Issac last year

shit was no more intense than an everyday rainstorm, but I got a day off university.

>>190429215
It's not, but ever since I moved up to the city I've been without a cellar.

Edmond here, we get all the bitches

>>190429212

Oh hey, I was born in Shawnee. That place is fucking dying, man. Closed shit, closed shit everywhere. I miss the Tilt Arcade that was in the mall in the 90s.

>>190429309
Isaac was comfy. I played Binding of Isaac all day just because lol

http://www.wunderground.com/US/OK/029.html

Right here, OP?

Only two warnings I could on the map.

>>190423910 (OP)
Sirens just went off here in Norman
RIP
Time for drinking games

>>190429437
Was raised in Shawnee, only recently came back and obviously it had to be to this goddamn weather.

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Tornado is being formed right now in Norman.

Be safe Norman Bros. Hiding in OKC.

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>>190429540

;_;7

he had a hard life

Play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. OP

>>190429579

Yeah, I lived there until I was 9. I grow nostalgic over it.

>>190429674
>>190429540
RIP

HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

Rest in Peace, Tornado Alley bros.

Truly a hell on earth.

>>190429794
>Stalker CoP
>simulate hiding from weather

Also hailing in Norman now. Hope my windows hold, sucks being on the second floor of my house.

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Die like daredevils you tornado alley heroes.

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>>190429908

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oh...the storms wont hit me until 10 tonight

phew! i'll just die in my sleep.

>>190430081
Stream that shit.
Also, how about people start having parachutes all the time and face tornadoes to the face?

Make sure to save your electronics, anons.

Take them into the cellar.

>>190430081
>second floor
>in a house in oklahoma

you asked for it

>hail stops
>sirens start
>eye of the storm

>>190430445
Any lightning?

Before you die wipe your history and delete your loli and hardcore porn collection.

Sirens again
Tornadoes in Norman
Hiding in hallway
Taking catbros with me

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>>190430445

>yfw

HAIL IS SHOWERING MY CAR D:

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>>190423910 (OP)


OP you HAVE to do this when the vortex comes close to you.

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There is any game wich try to reasemble the feelings of the movie?

>>190430594
>>Not putting as much as you can on your desktop so you can die in a blaze of glory while masturbating

>>190430659
You might get lucky.

My old car was pummeled with baseball sized hail and managed to survive with no busted windows, just dents.

>>190430770
Disaster Report, it's actually fairly realistic at times though.

>>190423910 (OP)
>living in a region prone to tornadoes
>not having a storm cellar
What the absolute fuck is wrong with people?
That's like living in Antarctica and having no heater.

>>190430578
not so much, lot of rolling thunder though, like growling.
streets look like a scene from silent hill.

Hope you guys are safe.

>>190430986
Because contractors out here make a killing off of selling shelters. If every house had a cellar or shelter, they wouldn't get money. Capitalism

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Out of all natural disasters, I have to say Tornadoes are the most fucking terrifying storms. I live in Saskatchewan, Canada, and an F3 ripped near my house out on the farm. Good Lord, I'm surprised it didn't rip the fucking house from it's foundation and get us, but the damn thing sounded like a thousand bombs were going off, and at the end of it there were wooden planks, around 50, shot into the side of the house.

The scariest part though, was watching it form nearby, then touchdown and begin making it's toward us. They are nightmare incarnates, but at the same time, you can't help but marvel at their sheer destructive power.

i love it when its like this

>>190430727

Get real, OP couldn't resist doing gay stuff. He'd probably give his JO partner a gay handjob and not a straight handjob. Fucking faggot.

>>190424568
Bro I lived in Norman for 5 years. I was homeless and I made it out. You can too. Have faith brother.

>>190431164
Buy a shovel and some wood from Home Depot and do it yourself. You can get the wood for extra cheap if you find a lumber surplus outlet, though I'm not sure how much of a lumber industry there is out in your neck of the woods.

A half-assed hole in the ground is better than nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=PBbzDdwplsM
It's been an honor shitposting with you faggots.

>>190430941
Will look into it

>>190426652
I bet I know you.

Posting while hiding thanks to the WiiU. Thanks, Reggie!

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Here's hail from 5 minutes ago in Moore. It keeps getting bigger.

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>>190431215
>>190431215

i never realized there were so many people form Oklahoma on v

>>190431727
what else is there to do on Oklahoma then post on /v/

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>>190431727

yeah.

it's neato.

a-anyone w-wanna come over for vidya and soda pop?

>>190431727
jesus me either.

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Stay safe, Anon.

I-I care about you, Anon.

All clear in my part of Norman. Cool.

>>190431215

For real. As a kid I used to have tornado-based nightmares somewhat often. When I was REALLY young the twister scene in Wizard of Oz terrified me. I thank fuck every day that we really haven't had a tornado in my area in a long ass time.

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>>190431975

;_;

thanx bro

WHERE MY MCCURTAIN COUNTY BROS AT

>>190431908
>soda pop
nigger

>>190431908
>Talequah.

Too long of a drive anon, sorry.

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>Tfw Tornadoes in your state don't get above F2

The downside is I'm afraid of all weather.

>>190431896
>>190431908
>>190431917
we should start a club or something

Sky is clear for the moment. Lot of spiraling clouds passed over, another looks like its coming this way.

>>190431727
I have to say I'm surprised too.

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>>190432086

o-oh okay

>>190431574

I bet you do.

Tommy

>>190432190
I am totally not that skinny motherfucker

>>190432138
y-you should start a s-steam group

>>190432039
Same.

I remember once I had a dream where I woke up in the middle of some weird ass town, that had a huge road with a tornado on the other end, and I was trapped in a car with it coming towards me. I was freaking the fuck out trying to get out of the car, but it slowly came after me and got me.

Scared me shitless, woke up drenched in sweat.

>>190432136
I'm afraid of lightning, because that shit can come out of a blue sky and kill you instantly. It can also hit the ground a mile away, travel through underground wires and/or pipes and kill you while you're on the computer or taking a shit.

It's like a silent assassin, except it cracks the air with an exultant war cry after it kills you.

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i dont play online much becuase i dont have a mic but here:

steam id: Fullmetal yakuza

PSN id: Fullmetal yakuza

please be my friends. i'm so lonely

>>190432053
Don't worry man. If you die, at least you're escaping the hellish nightmare that is existence.

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>>190432310

Rest in peace Shawnee. Just got a warning text

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>>190432382

Any Michigan bros in here?

I would meet up guys, but let's just say I'm not of age.

>>190430986
I live in an apartment complex. We can't dig our ground at all, so no shelters to speak of. And surprisingly, basements are fairly rare in this area.

>>190431727
>People in america know it's tornado season
>people in tornado alley know it's season
>those people visit /v/
>those people see a tornado as a thumbnail as a thread
>hey! a tornado! I wonder if it's about the tornado seas- oh yes it is!
>hey guys I live in tornado alley too!
and there you have it. /v/ lives everywhere.

>>190432382
God damn.

I fucking hate lightning, I always tell my family and friends not to use water during a thunderstorm, but they ignore me.

They always say it's bullshit that lightning can strike from 10 miles away.

ITS GROUP TIME BROTHERS

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/oklahomafags

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>never forget

>>190432387
I like your dogges with hattes

>>190423910 (OP)
Nigga, that shit was here in Edmond, not OKC. Did you see the Carney 'nader?

>>190427324
>wind
>getting breezed to death
keep dreaming NERD

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>only eve players will get this

>>190432728

Joined.

>>190432751
what the fuck happened here, is that a F3? shit's wide as fuck.

>>190432728
joined

>>190432728
Totally joining.

>>190433003
I want to see an F5 really badly.

>>190432728

Should have named it Tornado Alley Brothers.

Dear america why do you builts wooden cheap houses in states where tornados happen?

>>190432728
joining, ID is Puffy

>>190433139
Our windows are up to snuff, at least.

>>190433107
No you don't, that shit's scary as fuck. The one in '99 was a goddamn MILE wide.

>>190433139
BECAUSE GUBMINT
why aren't people doing more technological research into this shit? these seasons are excellent for data catching and information and testing new tech for improving house structuring and infrastructure improvements

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>>190433234
>MILE wide
Shit. Just shit.

>>190432443
we are talking about a certain mr.finnegan, right? I dont wanna be smack talkin some other tommy

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>>190433234

>>190433139
Because the rich buy well built structured firm homes while the poor attempt to buy those houses.
Capitalism.

>>190433375
Yep.

>>190433003
F4 I think.

>>190433395
This is why the government should guarantee a certain level of quality housing for every citizen, regardless of income or class status.
People who can't pay just have to work in salt mines or some shit.

>>190427341
>that gif

Thanks, that was cool.

>>190433234
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaDmpcG0Nw0
>I WILL CONSUME ALL

>>190433508
Its called Section 8.

>>190433508
Why do that when the people already work in salt mines and already can't pay. Capitalism is the reason why America is shit unless you are rich

>>190433234
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fujita_scale_technical.svg

The size, the noise it makes, the ambience of darkness and trucks being picked up and torn asunder like they're peas

holy shit.

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>>190433234
Diameter, Radius or circumference?

>>190432489
Reportan. The good thing about Michigan is we arent at risk for major natural disasters. A few tornadoes come through every so often. I guess this is god's way of saying thanks for putting up with all the negroes in Detroit

>>190433003
>filename
On May 3, 1999, an unusual confluence of atmospheric conditions in Oklahoma spawned dozens of tornadoes that swept across the state in an hours-long parade of destruction. Thousands of homes were damaged or destroyed, and 19 counties became disaster areas. The worst toll was in human lives: 44 dead, including three children. Hundreds more were injured.

I never realized how much mid-westerners browsed /v/.

>>190433003
>>190433483
No that's an F5.

>>190433443
small internet. i barely even knew him. You might know me after all. I had a huge fro.

>>190433819
I remember that day. I was 8. We fled into the country. Shit was scary.

>>190433737
>wide
>circumference
what?
Pretty sure they measure the diameter though.

>>190423910 (OP)
Get to a damn shelter in the city you stupid piece of shit. Or any public building really.

>>190433951
Josh from NNHS? If not, then I've probably met you before, but my shitty memory is stopping me from remembering exactly who you are.

>>190433873
Gotta love those midwestern family values.

glad as fuck we don't get storms like these on earth
http://www.cracked.com/article_19725_5-mind-blowing-things-found-in-our-own-solar-system.html fuck you jupiter

>>190433873

Saw a thread with a lot of Wisconsinbros awhile ago.

>>190433819

Yeah, I lived in Shawnee when that happened. Shit was crazy.

>>190433873

>Oklahoma
>Mid-Western

Nigga, we're southern. Even the US Census agrees.

>settling near tsunami area
>settling near hurricane area
>settling near dry deserts
>americas

>>190427482
>drop bomb in tornado
>the tornado flings the bomb far away
>it hits some random state

I don't feel lucky.

>>190433964
It mostly missed the town I lived in (Piedmont) but we had one about two years ago that took out 2 entire neighborhoods and this woman had her son ripped out of her arms and tossed around. They found him in a pond nearby, shit was awful.

>>190434130
good, my identity remains a secret

>>190433819

My dad was in the national guard and he had to help clean up that storm. Said shit was terrifying. I think he said cars or people were in trees, I don't remember.

>>190433657
When I say the government should do something, I mean that they should be forced to by threat of mass revolt.
A government that doesn't fear its population is a government that exploits its population.

Leaders have to be reminded that they're the SERVANTS of the public, not the MASTERS of the public.

>>190434309
>letting muslims steal your continent

Yurotrash

>>190433873
>Oklahoma
>Midwest

Do not condemn us to that most horrid fate. Oklahoma is a southern state.

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>>190432382

While people are shitting on America for not protecting against tornadoes it should be remembered that tornadoes can occur nearly anywhere on Earth.

europoor here

I don't understand

what's a "tor na do"? is it like a dorito?

>>190432382
Lightning can make you survive and grant superpowers like no sleep required

>>190433657
actually it's corporatism why murrifries is in a state as it is today
but this is no time for ideologies
get your self to safety

>>190427341
>Illinois
My friend

>>190434687
You should know.

There has been tornadoes in Europe.

>>190434687
Oh I think the Britbros call it a "Swirly Whirly Deathbringer" over there.

>>190434683
this is true
I live in western euro and I saw a tornado spawn infront of my house

was one of those level 5 creeps though, had level 3 evasion but 45% to dissipiate after 30 minutes

pansy tornado.

>>190434687
This is gonna be hard to explain to a european
That light feeling when in nature that messes with all of your light objects and makes the paper hard to read outside. The thing that lightly pushes you. It can sometimes be strong and instead of heading in one direction, it heads in circles and creates a thing that picks up objects, you know like things that are things also known as "stuff", and makes them go really fast into other objects, you know like things that are things also known as "stuff",It also moves in a direction and attacks things makeing them not alive anymore.

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>>190435034
>Swirly Whirly Deathbringer

>>190432489
Michiganbro here. This place sucks.

>>190435034
in smokey-weedland we call it "vliegende draaikanker"

>>190435048
Another interesting fact about tornadoes.

If a tornado passes over a house, the house basically implodes. This is because the tornado creates a vacuum in the house.

>>190435079
Brilliant

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>>190435434
They litterally wipe the floor with you
moar facts? gimme a link or something

>>190435350
which roughly translates to
flying spinning cancer, or flying whirly cancer

>>190435434
That's why you open all windows and doors when a tornado is near your house. And then you hide in the bathtub.

>>190435725
that fucking image and name. bravo

big tornado going near shawneee
hurry and flee
lest you wish to be consumed by the invisible dust monster

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>>190435725
Oh, I just know this stuff, I studied climatology at university.

Here's a link and a diagram.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesoscale_convective_complex

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>>190434687
I drew a picture for you

Does anyone else here sleep in their basements when a storm is going on?

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whole bunch of fucked up things happen near a tornado
they can carry big ass objects or super small ones, into the 'nado it goes

>mfw running from a tornado that has knives & trucks everywhere
fuck that shit

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>>190423910 (OP)

>Live in bumfuck nowhere in Oklahoma, about 50 miles east of OKC.
>Go out to eat.
>The entire town is full of rednecks looking toward the north.

>Potentially deadly weather is in the area, and everyone's out to gawk at it.

>all these oklahomabros
never knew there were so many on /v/
The fact that we're supposed to get shitty weather on monday and tuesday as well... this shit stresses me the fuck out.
I can't wait to go to chicago for uni next semester

This is exactly why I will never miss Oklahoma.

Fuck that place, I am never going back to live in tornado valley again.

>>190433508
There are housing regulations.

>dumbasses not living on the south side of okc

It's like you hate yourselves.

>>190437402
good job bubba.

I never understood why america wouldn't invest in making underground houses for tornado alley, mite be cool.

I love how the weathermen absolutely lose their shit anytime there's the chance of a tornado

>>190437624
link? euro here, not even sure why I'm awake when I should be sleeping

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>>190437564

>Chastizing people for not living near Moore.

>Implying Moore isn't a tornado magnet.

>tornado in Oklahoma
>people go to nearest gas station and take photos and point

I fucking love this state.

>>190437810
I live near a big ass elementary school so I've got a free storm shelter

>>190437564
>south side
Enjoy your crime rate

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>>190437862

I know, right?

>>190437965
>not having a local indian enchant your storm shelter so that the second you spend thousands of dollars on it it becomes obsolete
seriously, ever since I've gotten a storm shelter I've never needed to get in it

>>190437983
>south side
>not northeast okc

>>190437726
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4PRmBQxC6Q

I mean this is pretty justified but the person who's by the radar inside is always hyped to shit

>>190437726
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDuXh477xWI&sns=em

How the fuck do you live in Oklahoma and not have some kind of storm shelter? That's like living in a house in Alaska with no insulation.

>>190427416
>>190427742
Channel 4 masterrace

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>>190432382
ITS TOTALLY WORTH IT IF YOU SURVIVE THOUGH

Just went through a tornado in Wichita, not sure how much damage was done. I was also in the tornado in Joplin 2 years ago about this same time of year.
The one video game I would love to have played during a tornado was Animal Crossing, but it's not out yet.

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>>190438304

Tornadoes aren't THAT frequent.

Even still, there are such things as community shelters.

>>190437623
They honestly should. I lived in a few houses that already came with a storm shelter, but that was because the prior owners of the house build it themselves.

>>190438304
A lot of people I know either go beneath the stairs, have a basement, or go somewhere like a hospital or a mall
plus there's only like 4-5 a year
and normally only 1 that's near you

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>be fascinated with tornados as a kid
>wanted to be a tornado chaser (and still kind of do)

>live in Northern Virginia
>rarely ever get strong storms, let alone tornados
>mfw

I'd probably shit myself if I actually saw one in person though.

>>190434436
Well shit, my dad also.

>a fucking MILE wide tornado
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG1z_llxOFo

>tfw a huge tornado destroyed your favorite mom and pop pizza place.

Fuck tornadoes.

>>190438285
>that powercablelog dangling around
holy shit

>>190438793

Study in OU. That's where the National Weather Center is, and that's where all Meteorology students across the nation go to study.

Are there any video games with tornados?

>>190438867
may 3rd was fucking crazy

2nd longest time I've spent naked in a bathtub

Mustang bro here, aw shit son. I love tornado season

>>190424568
Son, I grew up in OKC, PCNorth area. I spent my life wanting to get out. Now I live in New Orleans and I learned there are worse places out there. Alteast the darkies know their fucking place there.

I went to my first year of High school at Edmond North and I fucking miss it.

I had the best group of friends out of any school I'd ever been to, I miss you guys.

>>190439143
When was the longest? How long?

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I thought I just heard a tornado siren.

But it was just a train's horn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE1da4lGvPM

>>190439143
Was a glorious day. It's also Tifa's birthday.

>>190439497
Fucking trains.

>>190439497
>Always hearing a train come through your town at 3AM

I do not miss Oklahoma.

>>190439048
youtube's full of em son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIx26tN6pCk&NR=1&feature=endscreen

comfyvideo, that high pitch bugs my ears tho

>>190438793
I used to live in northern virginia and wanted the opposite of that. I was terrified of them.

>>190439581
Thread theme

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>>190425427
>Tormadoes are alive

>>190439738
Shit nigger, that's a fucking nostalgic sound. How can you not enjoy the distant sound of trains at night and the sounds of crickets on a warm summer night.

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>yfw you realize you cannot save all of your video games if your house gets hit.

What should I save?

R.O.B. and GB are a given.

>>190440036
Any of the classics like a NES or a Genesis. They don't make that shit anymore. You can more easily replace the new stuff.

>>190440036
Backup all your important data to the cloud.

I would just save priceless/expensive stuff.

>tornadoes made of skeletons

Taylor Swinton, if you're here. I miss you bro ;_;7

>>190439985
>>190439985
>Sentient and Highly Intelligent Alien Tornadoes
oh fuck nigger >tfw no qt 6.28 tornado waifu
I'm gonna look for it. rule 34 after all, right?

>>190440243
If I did that, then I might get arrested for transporting loli (loli, mind, not any of that CP shit) over state lines.

>>190440369
I'm sure he's smiling from heaven amigo.

>>190440440
I'm not saying it was tornados
but it was tornados

>>190440530
HE'S STILL ALIVE AND IN OKC. WE JUST DRIFTED APART

wait robguy lives in oklahoma?

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>>190440368
nightmare fuel

>>190440646
Everyone lives in/is from Oklahoma. Even Brad Pitt.

>>190440734
I could do without Brad Pitt.

>tornado hits oil rig or some shit
>then gets lit on fire

Has this ever happened?

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>>190440032
>Crickets

>>190440801
yes, we call those fire whirls.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_whirl
or fire devils.
Theres also a waterspout
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterspout
And finally the most evil of them are, stone tonadoes
ok I lied about that one, would be crazy right?