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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:00 No.192099880
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Sammy did a frickin review of frickin Doos Ex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoOhPg9VIV0
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:09 No.192100942
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:09 No.192100942
My god this kid is so frickin' cute I just want to hug the shit out of him and pinch his cheeks ;-;
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:18 No.192102018
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:18 No.192102018
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this is so fucking hilarious
how are you guys even angry at this kid this is just too funny
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:25 No.192103008
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:25 No.192103008
>>192099880 (OP)
Sometimes I'm happy that I didn't have the interned when I was a kid.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:29 No.192103413
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:29 No.192103413
ANOTHER thread? Fuck off
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:32 No.192103762
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:32 No.192103762
Nintendyearolds lol
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:39 No.192104686
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:39 No.192104686
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Anything that should be added/removed?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:41 No.192104989
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:41 No.192104989
>>192104686
Anything, ANYTHING, about Boku no Pico.

Please.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:41 No.192105034
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:41 No.192105034
FRICK PERSON SHOOTERS
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:44 No.192105326
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:44 No.192105326
>>192104989
Sure, if you write it, then I'll put it in (maybe edit it first).
Also, I noticed a few errors while reading it through after I posted it, I'll obviously fix those.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:45 No.192105531
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:45 No.192105531
>>192105326
make sure you post the reply if there is one
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:47 No.192105757
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:47 No.192105757
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>>192099880 (OP)

oh God he's ridiculously adorable
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Imperius Rex
05/30/13(Thu)18:47 No.192105774
Imperius Rex 05/30/13(Thu)18:47 No.192105774
>>192103413
They're like weeds. Also, it's summer so /v/ needs something to occupy themselves.

Nostalgia Man and Nostalgia Lady present... Nostalgia Kid! Reminiscing about games from the far off past of 2006.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:48 No.192105883
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:48 No.192105883
Dose Eks
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:49 No.192105982
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:49 No.192105982
>>192105326
>4) I don't know if you're familiar with anime, which is some kind of Chinese, or Korean animation (I don't know), and if you are, then I suggest watching a starter anime such as "Boku no Pico." Like anime, it's very popular among gamers, and if you talk about it (or even review it) I'm sure you'll get a lot of attention and even more subscribers.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:50 No.192106157
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:50 No.192106157
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>>192105774

>Reminiscing about games from the far off past of 2006.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:50 No.192106169
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:50 No.192106169
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>That voice
Someone jam knives in my ears.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:50 No.192106203
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:50 No.192106203
>hating the tiniest things
>clearly hyped up on sugar and sonic
Fuck, this kid is like /v/
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:51 No.192106313
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:51 No.192106313
>1:20 in
Oh god I can't handle this kid
>It goes on for twenty two minutes

I... I can't
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:52 No.192106325
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:52 No.192106325
"Wow, another FPS! When will people learn that all FPS games are frickin' garbage? The game is too dark, the game is like Minecraft, the game is uncontrollable, and the urban setting is for frickin' fricks and has Goth punks. Deus Ex just gets a negative 30,000 out of 10, okay?"

Sounds like you /v/
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:52 No.192106448
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:52 No.192106448
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>>192099880 (OP)
WHAT THE FRICK!?
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Imperius Rex
05/30/13(Thu)18:52 No.192106459
Imperius Rex 05/30/13(Thu)18:52 No.192106459
Nostalgia Kid, much like his elders Nostalgia Nerd and Nostalgia Lady, are also keen on random gratuitous violent outbursts.

...on the plus side, he probably doesn't dress up like a Power Ranger. So he's got that going.
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The Internet !!3gXLsG3WAvU
05/30/13(Thu)18:54 No.192106664
The Internet !!3gXLsG3WAvU 05/30/13(Thu)18:54 No.192106664
only saw the last video linked here

how many fricks this time?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:54 No.192106682
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:54 No.192106682
>>192106203
I'm pretty sure we have a lot of kids like this one posting on /v/. Where do you think all the shitposters come from? Do you think they're trolling? Naw.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:54 No.192106710
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:54 No.192106710
>SUPER MARIO IS THE BEST FRANCHISE THE WORLD, DON'T DENY IT!!!! IT'S THE BEST GAME FRANCHISE IN THE WORLD AND YOU KNOW IT!
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:55 No.192106730
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:55 No.192106730
>>192099880 (OP)
Dude this kid is awesome, he actually edits his videos more than any mainstream reviewer
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:55 No.192106785
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:55 No.192106785
>>192100942
GAY
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:55 No.192106786
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:55 No.192106786
this kid is the prince of /v/ one day he will become king.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:55 No.192106801
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:55 No.192106801
who the fuck is this little shit and why are you fags giving him attention?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:56 No.192106885
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:56 No.192106885
>>192106325
It's funny because from the way he's talking it seems like he thinks Deus Ex is a recent game.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:56 No.192106904
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:56 No.192106904
>>192106710
>platforming is the best genre
I seriously agree with Sammy in every possible way.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:56 No.192106932
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:56 No.192106932
>Doo Ex

Also how many times is this kid gonna say Frick?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:56 No.192106968
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:56 No.192106968
>>192106203
>/v/
>hating darksouls
>hating Deus Ex

No, don't even fucking suggest this, this kid is just as bad as cod or halo kiddies, don't even try and deny it.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:57 No.192107049
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:57 No.192107049
Are we sure he's not just acting for a clever troll?
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Imperius Rex
05/30/13(Thu)18:57 No.192107076
Imperius Rex 05/30/13(Thu)18:57 No.192107076
>>192106157
Nostalgia Lad hasn't quite figured out how the nostalgia thing works yet.

>>192106325
Nostalgia Lad uses the classic Internet Reviewer gambit of playing the first ten minutes and basing the whole thing off of that.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:57 No.192107119
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:57 No.192107119
>>192106904
same. this guy has good taste
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:57 No.192107128
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:58 No.192107204
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:58 No.192107204
>>192099880 (OP)
YouTube =/= video games.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:58 No.192107236
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:58 No.192107236
>>192107119
>>192106904
Nintentoddlers at their finest.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:58 No.192107254
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:58 No.192107254
frick person shooter
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:58 No.192107285
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:58 No.192107285
>>192106932
I couldn't stand more than 20 seconds after he started talking, mostly because of "Doos Ex" and his fucking voice.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:59 No.192107312
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:59 No.192107312
>Doos ex is like minecraft

FRICK
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:59 No.192107340
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:59 No.192107340
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>>192099880 (OP)

>"doose ex"
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!MSS..Cat..
05/30/13(Thu)18:59 No.192107369
!MSS..Cat.. 05/30/13(Thu)18:59 No.192107369
>>192107128
>176 million posts were made on /v/ between today and yesterday
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:59 No.192107390
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:59 No.192107390
>>192107204
>autism
>not /v/ related

Jesus how fucking NEW are you?

back to leddit, cancer.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)18:59 No.192107425
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)18:59 No.192107425
>>192107128
Goddamnit now I have a raging erection.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:00 No.192107434
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:00 No.192107434
>>192107049
No, he's just retarded.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:00 No.192107487
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:00 No.192107487
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theres no way in hell he isn't putting on an act

his videos are hilarious either way
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:00 No.192107537
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:00 No.192107537
is this kid the hero /v/ deserves
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:00 No.192107547
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:00 No.192107547
is this kid /v/s new le epic meme?
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:00 No.192107594
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:00 No.192107594
>>192107128
>/v/, pedophilia
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:01 No.192107616
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:01 No.192107616
Yeah, Doos Ex sounds like a shit game.

I bet Sammy would like Deus Ex though.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:01 No.192107626
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:01 No.192107626
>>192107049
Message screenshot guy here, this is what I fear.
The language he falls into using isn't quite right.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:01 No.192107634
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:01 No.192107634
>>192107547
Yeah.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:01 No.192107665
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:01 No.192107665
>>192107434
>>192107390
Were you two never children or something?
I've seen retarded/autistic children on the internet and Sammy just looks like a normal kid to me.
I mean if I was his age I'd be friend.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:01 No.192107678
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:01 No.192107678
Watch him play Dark Souls and enjoy the shit out of it.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:01 No.192107683
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:01 No.192107683
He actually took /v/ seriously on all the negative stuff. You've created a monster.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:02 No.192107746
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I just realized that my brother could fucking turn out like this. Jesus christ I'm scared now, what do I do /v/?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:02 No.192107815
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:02 No.192107815
>>192107665
>his* friend.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107938
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107938
>>192107746
Have sex with him of course.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107939
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107939
This kid don't know whats going on, there is some bigger masterming behind him.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107942
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107942
>>192107204
>Kid reviewing and playing video games
>"I-its not video g-games! Here's a sage!"
lel
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107943
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107943
>>192107746
Keep him away from vidya, anime, and maybe cartoons.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107951
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107951
>>192107746
Fuck him into submission. He'll become a gay introvert, and through introversion, he'll become mature, and not do shit like this.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107978
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107978
>>192099880 (OP)
>Doose eques
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHAlGaDUIqY
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107998
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192107998
>>192107537
>hero /v/ deserves
>doesn't like dark-souls
>doesn't like Deus Ex

FUCK NO

This kid is fucking casual as fuck and dosen't even know what in the blue flying fuck he's even talking about. He's just as casual and cancerous as cod babbies.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192108036
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192108036
>>192107746
Remove everything that can make him view-able to the public. So a computer or something.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192108042
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:03 No.192108042
>"I didnt even play it, but I can tell its bad"
CURAZAEEEE
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:04 No.192108084
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:04 No.192108084
>>192107746
Never let him play videogames. Encourage him to study, play sport, if he does play videogames make sure he doesn't get serious about it, like plays CoD or TF2 once a week just to kill time.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:04 No.192108145
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:04 No.192108145
>>192107746

keep him away from video cameras
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:04 No.192108148
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:04 No.192108148
>>192107998
>not flying frick
frickin frick
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:05 No.192108182
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:05 No.192108182
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>>192107683

Who's son is this and why are you intent on turning your own flesh and blood into an artificially created Chris Chan replacement?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:05 No.192108237
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:05 No.192108237
>>192106904

That's because you're also a autistic 10 years old.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:05 No.192108249
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:05 No.192108249
>>192108042

He didn't even play it and he is this angry at the game?
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:05 No.192108301
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>>192107998
>doesn't like dark-souls
This kid is great in my book, he IS our hero
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108368
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108368
What's a frickin' Microsoft fanboy fricks favorite frickin' frick genre?!
Frick Person Shooters.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108424
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108424
>>192106203

Yeah, everyone on /v/ thinks Doos ex is shitty and is for Goth punk because it has violence and is not as colorful as SMB, which btw is the best franchise ever.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108428
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108428
>>192108182
Holy shit who is this ebony goddess
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108440
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108440
>Hasen't even played the game

OBVIOUSLY A PAWN IN A TROLL SCHEME
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108445
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108445
G-guys....

What if chrischan fucked a whore and this is their illegitimate child?

Dear God...
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108453
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108453
>>192107746
I was always scared my brother would too.

Instead, he just grew up to be an unemployed middle school dropout brony who plays Call of Duty all day and follows Darksydephil or whatever that faggot's name is. And yes, you read that right, middle school drop out.

So whenever you see a stupid ass post on /v/ and ask yourself "There can't really be anyone that stupid, can there?", chances are it's my brother.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108456
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108456
>>192108249
He also compares DOOOOS EX to minecraft.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108459
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:06 No.192108459
so we agree that we'll try to make him an even better chris chan?
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:07 No.192108498
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>>192108368
>>
Imperius Rex
05/30/13(Thu)19:07 No.192108609
Imperius Rex 05/30/13(Thu)19:07 No.192108609
>>192108042
>>192108249

Nostalgia Lad has learned from Angry Nostalgia Man and learned to form opinions through osmosis.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108624
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frikin wow
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108625
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>mfw he goes on a rant about how games have been dropping in quality since the early 2000's, specially after 2006-7

ONE OF US

ONE OF US
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108628
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108628
>>192107998
>deus ex
>association with not being casual
there is nothing even remotely difficult about it
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108667
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108667
yeah this is my sword by the way

I made it on my own

unlike you frickinfricksBUTTHATSNOTTHEPOINT!!!!!!!!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108676
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108676
>doesnt play the game before scoring
>carries a sword
>IT TRIES 2 HRD

/v/'s mascot?
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108691
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108691
>>192100942

The cops will be outside your house in 5 minutes
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108714
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108714
>>192107938
>>192107943
>>192107951
>>192108036
>>192108084
>>192108145
You want to know something? Kids now aspire to be let's players, making money off playing games and being an internet celebrity is something to aspire to now. Faggots like pewdiepie and co are put on a fucking pedestal.
I'm scared guys. Really, genuinely scared
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108731
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108731
>>192108445
Chris did have sex with a prostitute
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108732
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108732
>>192108625
and he is a Nintendrone. Perfect for /v/
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108750
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:08 No.192108750
>>192107998
Don't be such a dick, he's a child, all kids do stupid shit. And then do even worse shit when they turn into teenagers.
The advantage is that back in muh days we didn't have internet and played outside, so the stupid shit I did is mostly recorded in scars and not youtube videos.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108802
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108802
dat mario backpack

you'll never have this much swag
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108810
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108810
>>192108453
How do you drop out of middle school?
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108847
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108847
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>>192108731
...oh god
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108851
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108851
This is bullying
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108852
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108852
>>192099880 (OP)
>22 minutes

JESUS
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108860
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108860
>>192108628

It might be difficult for retards which are only used with nintendo babby games.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108882
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108882
>>192108810
by not attending

seriously lol
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108892
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108892
>that one video where he says that the developers of the new Spyro game killed his childhood

my sides were in orbit. That faggot is like 9 years old
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108897
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:09 No.192108897
>>192108628
yeah because Mario is so challenging right guys?

Fuck you, 0/10 not even mad.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192108956
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192108956
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>>192099880 (OP)
>Super Mario
>Best franchise ever
Holy fuck is this kid retarded?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192108967
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192108967
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You fags are going to turn him into a perma-virgin.
It's best not to make contact.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192108991
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192108991
>>192108851
And this is bait
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192108997
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192108997
>>192099880 (OP)
still posting this shit
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192109000
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192109000
>>192107594
t, tv
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192109012
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192109012
>>192108897
>>192108860
I wasn't trolling bros, its just a great game, but not a hard one. I don't see what the problem is about what I said.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192109019
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192109019
>>192108456
That's because he thinks the game is recent. Poor kid probably doesn't even know what Doom is.
We should try to make him review Doom.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192109051
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:10 No.192109051
I don't understand why you guys hate him, i think he's fucking hilarious, even if he's serious his videos should have more likes than dislikes.
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Imperius Rex
05/30/13(Thu)19:11 No.192109109
Imperius Rex 05/30/13(Thu)19:11 No.192109109
>>192108714
Grump, Not So Grump, and introducing Grump Junior!
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:11 No.192109150
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:11 No.192109150
>>192108956
>Falling for a Troll
Are you?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:11 No.192109162
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:11 No.192109162
>>192108882
that's your fucking retarded parent's fault.

also this kid is fucking hilarious, i'm like 100% positive he has ADHD. reminds me of me when I was younger.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:11 No.192109163
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:11 No.192109163
the kid as a reviewer is a fabrication... it's probbably the little brother of a /v/fag... he is CLEARLY reading everything... look how he doesn't look directly to the camera... you guys are so desperate to belive stuff. gosh
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:11 No.192109164
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:11 No.192109164
>>192108182
>>192108428

I want the samefag JIDF interracial promoters to leave.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109207
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109207
>>192108882
...what?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109216
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109216
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>>192108967
Oh, no, he won't stay a virgin with me.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109240
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109240
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>>192108428

Gabrielle Union
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109280
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109280
>>192108453
>"There can't really be anyone that stupid, can there?", chances are it's my brother.

Or me
am also a middle school droup out, I am now 22.Although I am going tomorrow back to school
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109291
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109291
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>My history of sonic videos
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109295
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109295
>>192109163
read this and be enlightned
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109303
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109303
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the ending was inspiring

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3PsIU--pHY
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109319
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:12 No.192109319
>>192108714
What a dumb thing to be afraid of.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:13 No.192109347
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:13 No.192109347
>>192108892
>faggot

He's a little kid. Might as well call your dog a faggot for barking too
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:13 No.192109373
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:13 No.192109373
>>192109019
>"All FPS are frickin uncontrolable"
I think I know what he'll think of Doom.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:13 No.192109391
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:13 No.192109391
He is the hero /v/ deserves, but not the one we need right now.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:13 No.192109429
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:13 No.192109429
>>192109109
GG actually made videos with jokes before that though.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:14 No.192109471
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:14 No.192109471
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:14 No.192109487
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:14 No.192109487
>>192109347
>not calling your dog faggot
You some kind of faggot or something ?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:14 No.192109520
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:14 No.192109520
>>192108714
Who wouldn't want to be a lazy piece of shit who plays video games all day without making any effort to be funny while he gets mountains of money from all the man children on youtube?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:15 No.192109615
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:15 No.192109615
>>192109347
I just think it's kind of hilarious that a fucking 9 year old is talking about a company killing his childhood. That nigger is literally still a child. How can they kill his childhood. That's something that happens afterwards
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:15 No.192109641
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:15 No.192109641
>>192109303
holy fuck I lol'd this is GOLDEN
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Imperius Rex
05/30/13(Thu)19:15 No.192109656
Imperius Rex 05/30/13(Thu)19:15 No.192109656
>>192108892
The concept of being a jaded, world weary fan at before age 10 is rather mind boggling.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:15 No.192109674
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:15 No.192109674
>>192109280
>I am going tomorrow back to school
Anon...
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:15 No.192109720
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:15 No.192109720
Which is better /v/, Sammy or Doubleswee?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:15 No.192109747
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:15 No.192109747
>>192099880 (OP)
>minute in
>he doesn't know the significance of "Deus Ex"
>says "frick" like he's a 12 year old Frank Booth

I love this kid already
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:16 No.192109787
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:16 No.192109787
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>>192109471
>size of game library
>Windows + DOS
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:16 No.192109789
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:16 No.192109789
>>192109615
He is just emulating other angry reviewers
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:16 No.192109856
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:16 No.192109856
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Dat pure rage in the end, oh lordie lord.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:16 No.192109867
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:16 No.192109867
>>192109164
This, your agenda must be burned JIDF
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:17 No.192109926
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:17 No.192109926
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it gets me every time he screams shrilly at the top of his lungs out of no where. he's so mad, it's clearly /v/ incarnate.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:17 No.192109929
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:17 No.192109929
>>192109747
>"DOOS EX THE NAME FRICKIN SUCKS IT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING"
Fuck me that hurt.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:17 No.192109964
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:17 No.192109964
>>192099880 (OP)
ahahaha

>Super Mario
>original
>best franchise in the world
>platformer
>best genre

this is the face of the average Nintendo fan
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:18 No.192110101
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:18 No.192110101
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>Sammy's making another video
>He's mad about this subject
>I mean actually mad, REALLY mad
>FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK, THIS THING IS...
>IS...
>FRICKING...
>FUCK!
>He covers his mouth
>Screams out "MOM, MOM, I'M SORRY!"
>He's crying
>Stops filming
>Posts it anyway because little kid
>A few months pass
>He swears frequently without a second thought.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:18 No.192110110
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:18 No.192110110
>>192109964
a hero? yeah
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:18 No.192110142
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:18 No.192110142
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>>192109615

His /v/irgin older brother/Dad told him to say that
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:18 No.192110174
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:18 No.192110174
fuck bros i've done some dumb shit when i was younger and thank god youtube didn't exist back then, pls leave this kid alone. If we give him no attention maybe he will go outside and be one of the normal ones. it's not too late.
we could have stopped it.
polite sage
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:19 No.192110235
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:19 No.192110235
>>192109674
By the time I finish college(if that actually happens), I'll be a wizard.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:20 No.192110346
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:20 No.192110346
>>192109720
Pls respond
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:20 No.192110373
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:20 No.192110373
at least he hates Minecraft
so despite being a Sonic fan, he's not that autistic
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:20 No.192110408
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:20 No.192110408
>22 minutes
>About a game he's never played

ha
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:20 No.192110417
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:20 No.192110417
LOL HE SAYS HE'S 14 YEARS OLD
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:20 No.192110460
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:20 No.192110460
>>192110346
Gamelife

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lURWtVhLKN8
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:20 No.192110464
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:20 No.192110464
>>192110174
>trying to stop it
Shut up you frickin frick
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:21 No.192110482
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:21 No.192110482
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>>192110235

>dropping out of middle school
>middle school
>of all fucking grades to drop out
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:21 No.192110532
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:21 No.192110545
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:21 No.192110545
>>192110373
he only hates it because its a first person shooter, and he only plays platformers
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:21 No.192110593
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:21 No.192110593
>>192110373
>frick frickin frick frick frickin frick
>random tard screams
>walks around like on coke
Nope totally not autistic.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:21 No.192110594
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:21 No.192110594
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh8ruzdEsEE
Whoever made this is a saint.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:22 No.192110641
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:22 No.192110641
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>Wow, another FPS! When will people learn that all FPS games are frickin' garbage? The game is too dark, the game is like Minecraft, the game is uncontrollable, and the urban setting is for frickin' fricks and has Goth punks. Deus Ex just gets a negative 30,000 out of 10, okay?

How does he relate deus ex to minecraft?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:22 No.192110689
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:22 No.192110689
>>192110593

you do realize he's a kid, right?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:22 No.192110701
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:22 No.192110701
>>192110482
I quit school to become a hardcore hikikomori but it is getting kinda boring now
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:24 No.192110887
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:24 No.192110887
>>192110641
Both have really bad graphics?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:24 No.192110913
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:24 No.192110913
>>192110594
>"What is that ?"
>"The WiiU"
Lel'd hard.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:24 No.192110938
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:24 No.192110938
>>192110641
>first person
>blocky graphics
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:24 No.192110956
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:24 No.192110956
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I dont know man, I know its unintentional but I am laughing like a motherfucker every time this kid opens his mouth.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:24 No.192110960
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:24 No.192110960
>>192110641
Look at his description. He actually thinks Deus Ex is a recent game. Hence the comparison.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:24 No.192111016
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:24 No.192111016
>>192106325
Doesn't he say that he hasn't even played Deus Ex? He becoming more like /v/ by the minute
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:25 No.192111042
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>>192110689
Who gives a shit? Kill urself fagit
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:25 No.192111090
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:25 No.192111090
>>192110482
>mom drops out of high school
>has a secure job managing a business, no prior training, no education
>I get out of high school
>nowhere will take me on for a job without 3 years of job experience, and possibly college training
thanks generational gap
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:25 No.192111112
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:25 No.192111112
>>192110701

You're a failure of a hikikomori if you started that early.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:26 No.192111242
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:26 No.192111242
>>192111112
7 years is enough for me
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:26 No.192111250
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:26 No.192111250
>>192110689
He's 14.
What 14 year old behaves like that ?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:26 No.192111271
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:26 No.192111271
who is this and why should I care
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:26 No.192111279
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:26 No.192111279
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh8ruzdEsEE

SammyClassicSonicFan:

This comment has received too many negative votes
Remove the video.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:27 No.192111370
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:27 No.192111370
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9zvu1z7RPk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9zvu1z7RPk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9zvu1z7RPk
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:27 No.192111384
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:27 No.192111384
>>192110956
34 fricks in less than 5 minute
that's frickin amazing
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:27 No.192111391
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You know what /v/, shit like this is the very reason I'm happy to be part of the last generation who grew up without the internet.

Think about all the stupid shit you did as a kid/teenager. And don't tell me you wouldn't have been stupid enough to upload it on Youtube if it existed back then.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:27 No.192111427
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:27 No.192111427
>>192111279
>"Do you have the physical ability to say fuck?"
I love you internet.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:28 No.192111520
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:28 No.192111520
>>192111279
oh god mien sides
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:28 No.192111531
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:28 No.192111531
>yfw this kid is in the eighth grade
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:28 No.192111549
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:28 No.192111549
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Sonic was right about one frickin' thing: it's in our nature to want to rise above our limits. Think about it, you fricks. We were frickin' cold so we harnessed fire, we were weak so we invented frickin' tools. Every time we met a frickin' obstacle we used creativity and ingenuity to overcome it.

The cycle is inevitable... but will the outcome always be frickin' good?

Sonic, frickin' Sonic believed so, but my own frickin' experience makes me wonder. These past frickin' months I was tested many times, and too often I chose to inflict suffering when challenged even though I had alternatives. I reacted selfishly, abusing power and resources to accomplish my frickin' goals -- and I lost my humanity along the frickin' way.

But perhaps selfishness is the one frickin' limit I have yet to overcome. Given time and ingenuity, perhaps Man's willingness to improve will turn out to be stronger than any frickin' evil we create.

One thing is obvious for the first frickin' time in history: we have a chance to steal fire from the frickin' fricks. To turn away from it now - to stop pursing a future in which technology and biology combine leading to the promise of a frickin' singularity - would mean to deny the frickin' essence of who we are. No doubt the road to get there will be frickin' bumpy, hurting some people along the frickin' way. But won't achieving the dream be worth it, you fricks? We can become the frickin' gods we've always been striving to be. We might as well get frickin' good at it.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:29 No.192111579
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:29 No.192111579
>>192111391
I had geocities in high school

oh god
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:29 No.192111629
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:29 No.192111629
>>192111391
>And don't tell me you wouldn't have been stupid enough to upload it on Youtube if it existed back then.
I'd be stupid enough to upload it to Deviantart.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:29 No.192111665
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:29 No.192111665
>>192111427

I bet he gets a house arrest if he swears so he made up frick and now it's natural to him.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:29 No.192111683
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>>192111090
I waste my time everyday playing vidya games and posting on an image board that hates everything, I don't study, and even though i feel like i do well, I'm probably delusional. I only have myself to blame anon, you should do the same, your mom was just lucky. Either try harder or kill yourself.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:29 No.192111685
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:29 No.192111685
>>192111391
>without internet
you were just poor then
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:29 No.192111706
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:29 No.192111706
>>192111531
he isn't
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:30 No.192111776
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:30 No.192111776
>>192111391
Shit dont remind me of that.
I would've been the next Star wars kid.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:31 No.192111862
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:31 No.192111862
>>192110689
If you acted like that as a kid, I've got news for you son
It's autism
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:31 No.192111881
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:31 No.192111881
>>192111665
Maybe his parents should beat him so he learns that he should upload stupid shit to the internet.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:31 No.192111914
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>>192111391

>my face when I didn't have the ability to post the stupid shit I did on the internet because of this.

Doesn't mean I wont laugh at the dumb fuck.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:31 No.192111916
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:31 No.192111916
>>192111391
This, a thousand times this, oh my fucking god.

If the internet had been a "thing" when I was a teenager, there would be SO MUCH OF MY PENIS available for public download.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:31 No.192111929
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>>192111629
>Mfw i uploaded sonadow art on that website
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:31 No.192111932
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:31 No.192111932
>>192111370
wut da zog
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:32 No.192111984
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:32 No.192111984
>>192111683
I'm first gonna finish my cute-trap simulator.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:32 No.192112020
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:32 No.192112020
>>192111685
Parents having internet is not the same thing as kids having access to it. Today they just don't give a fuck.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:32 No.192112035
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:33 No.192112102
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:33 No.192112102
>>192111250
That's clearly a lie, he probably said that so his videos wouldn't be removed.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:33 No.192112106
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:33 No.192112106
>>192111929
Jesus fucking christ
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Imperius Rex
05/30/13(Thu)19:33 No.192112129
Imperius Rex 05/30/13(Thu)19:33 No.192112129
>>192111549

Now I'm picturing Sonic and Deus Ex in a weird crossover, with Roboticization being a grand social and moral quanry Grim Bunnie Rabbot hacking things and shiving things with her arms.

"I didn't ask to become a totally sweet cyborg, but here I am."
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:33 No.192112146
>>192099880 (OP)
Can you retards leave the kid alone? He's barely older than 10 years old yet a bunch of allegedly 18+ people feel the need to belittle him over the internet.

This is /b/ tier faggotry.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:33 No.192112156
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:33 No.192112156
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>>192111370
b-but anon, that's forbidden love!
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:33 No.192112215
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:33 No.192112215
>>192111932
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx-7o7d_6l4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Ir-_JQl-g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCQmqmCAbhA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ6U0-gYG1Y
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:33 No.192112221
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:33 No.192112221
>>192108810
He didn't want to go, my parents never made him. They took him out of school and never re-enrolled him in another. They effectively let him drop out in sixth grade because he hated school so much and they were tired of hearing him complain and just don't give a shit about education. He just turned seventeen this month, and still hasn't gone back to school.

I fear what happens to him the day my parents pass away and he's a grown man with a sixth grade education.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112226
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112226
>>192111984
And what is the name of it?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112234
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112234
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112242
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112242
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I am SammyClassicSonicFan, and I'm here to ask you a fricking question. Is a frick not entitled to the games of his fricking WiiU? 'No!' says the frick at Microsoft, 'It belongs to the fricks.' 'No!' says the frick at Sony, 'It belongs to fricking fricks.' 'No!' says the frick on Youtube, 'It belongs to every frick.' I rejected those fricks; instead, I chose something fricking different. I chose the fricking impossible. I chose... Nintendo, a company where the Mario fan would not fear the critics, where the gamer would not be bound by petty FPSs, Where the great would not be constrained by the frick! And with the games of your WiiU, Nintendo can become your company as well.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112268
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112268
Why frickin' contain it?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112269
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112269
He doesn't know what spooge is. SOMEONE GIVE HIM THE BIRDS AND THE BEES STORY
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112271
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112271
>>192112106
It haunts me anon...everyday...
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112351
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:34 No.192112351
>>192112146
18 years old people? On /v/?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:35 No.192112386
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:35 No.192112386
>>192112146
He says he's 14.
Its not my problem if he's lying b&.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:35 No.192112391
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:35 No.192112391
>>192112146
He's 14
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112505
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112505
>>192112215
how
more importantly, why
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112509
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112509
>>192112146
hes 14 anon
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112536
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112536
>>192112226
Sasha's Extraordinary Oddysey
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112554
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112554
>>192112386
>>192112391

So im guessing that about the same age as you two then

>>192112351
>allegedly
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112567
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112567
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>>192112234
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112576
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112576
>-30000/10
Finally someone with a valid opinion of this game.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112584
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:36 No.192112584
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GUYS GUYS AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:37 No.192112631
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:37 No.192112631
>>192112156

what was it?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:37 No.192112669
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:37 No.192112669
>>192112271
Don't worry anon, I did some pretty stupid shit too
I read a sonic facfiction when I was new to the internet
it was over 34 pages long
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:37 No.192112698
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:37 No.192112698
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>>192107128
>He has a very soothing voice
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:37 No.192112719
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:37 No.192112719
>>192112391
There is absolutely no way a kid would lie about his age to appear more mature, right?
He is somewhere between 10 and 12, but not 14.
>>
Imperius Rex
05/30/13(Thu)19:37 No.192112756
Imperius Rex 05/30/13(Thu)19:37 No.192112756
>>192099880 (OP)

These Goggles do frickin' nothing!
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:38 No.192112787
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:38 No.192112787
>>192111391
I had internet in the early 2000's and all I did is download winamp twice and fap to thumbnails

Now I am so sad that i missed the heydays of Warcraft 3, the game of my childhood and I never played it with other people.I don't know why I never play it online.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:38 No.192112805
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:38 No.192112805
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>>192112584
NO YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:38 No.192112829
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:38 No.192112829
>The game is too dark, the game is like Minecraft
That's an interesting way to put it.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:38 No.192112830
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:38 No.192112830
>>192112554
>>192112554
>Insulting someone for stating a "fact"
You're pretty mature yourself.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112924
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112924
>>192112271
Don't worry, I used to draw shitty Serious Sam fanart.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112926
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112926
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>>192112698
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112953
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112953
>>192112631
what was what?
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112954
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112954
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>>192112824
I am literally going to throw up now
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112962
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112962
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>>192112824
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112967
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112967
>>192112631
3 africans dehydrating themselves
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112991
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192112991
>>192112824
Ok, that's it, the kid is using by someone for trolling.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192113003
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:39 No.192113003
>>192112035
lmfao at the sword tip at the end
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:40 No.192113043
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:40 No.192113043
>>192112824
Cant wait for "future projects".
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:40 No.192113048
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:40 No.192113048
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>>192112584
you can get arrested for this shit man
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:40 No.192113049
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:40 No.192113049
>>192112554
Woah, what's with this kind of assumption? I'm 24.
Anyway, I'm just watching this thread because it's pretty funny. And apparently he himself said he's 14.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:40 No.192113065
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:40 No.192113065
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>>192112824
oh my god....
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:40 No.192113115
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:40 No.192113115
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>Frickin will be a new maymay
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:40 No.192113123
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:40 No.192113123
>>192112669
What was it Anon sempai?
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113194
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113194
where's that guy that send him the message with the eyepatch suggestion?
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113210
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113210
>>192112824

so you made a little kid watch some gay ass chinese cartoon boo hoo

he is already a furry I don't think he'll get too much mad about it
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113214
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>>192110594

>Sammy commented on the video
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113217
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113217
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>>192099880 (OP)
>Double dubs
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113271
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113271
>I haven't even played deus ex and I already know it's a terrible game

holy shit this kid is the embodiment of /v/
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113283
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113283
Still better than gamegrumps.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113286
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>>192112824
> ;)
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113301
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113301
>>192113049
>And apparently he himself said he's 14.

No kid has ever lied about their age to seem mature right? Its just some dumb kid doing stupid shit on the internet, like most kids his age would do.

Didnt you do embarrassing shit when you were young anon?
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Imperius Rex
05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113315
Imperius Rex 05/30/13(Thu)19:41 No.192113315
...and this has officially taken a weird turn.

The League of Internet Reviewers will not be pleased with harassing their new padawan. Also, the girl who's brought up with this kid would be another apprentice. Every generation needs a Nostalgia Chick, after all.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:42 No.192113346
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:42 No.192113346
>>192113115
frickin unbelievable
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:42 No.192113398
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:42 No.192113398
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repost of a previous thread, his opinion on GTA V
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:42 No.192113423
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:42 No.192113423
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>>192112824
The kid is now going to be sexually confused...jesus /v/...wow
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:42 No.192113424
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:42 No.192113424
>>192112631
cp
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:42 No.192113432
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:42 No.192113432
>I haven't even played the game and I already know it's a terrible game

Does he go on /v/?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:43 No.192113485
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:43 No.192113485
>>192113123
you don't wanna know
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:43 No.192113497
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:43 No.192113497
>>192113346
Its going to be f****n awesome and effn amaze balls.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:43 No.192113509
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:43 No.192113509
>>192113301
I did make some retarded posts back on gamefaqs in 2006. That's pretty much it.
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:43 No.192113521
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:43 No.192113521
>>192112735
I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF HIM
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:43 No.192113527
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:43 No.192113527
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>I WAS BORN IN 1998

lol sure bro.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:44 No.192113587
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:44 No.192113587
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Go out! And frick to the extreme!
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:44 No.192113605
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:44 No.192113605
>>192113398
frickin buck-frick!
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:44 No.192113660
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:44 No.192113660
>>192113315
what girl?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:45 No.192113704
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:45 No.192113704
>>192113398
>it's another one of those frickin' urban Goth punk games
>frickin' buck-fricks
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:45 No.192113705
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:45 No.192113705
JUST LEAVE HIM THE FRICK ALONE ALREADY
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:45 No.192113715
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Isn't it obvious some /v/irgin wrote this and makes his little brother read it just to troll /v/ for guaranteed views? It's not even good trolling.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:45 No.192113736
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:45 No.192113736
>>192113587
is frick boy chris-chans son?
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:45 No.192113739
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:45 No.192113739
>>192113398
>like frickin' buck-fricks and are frickin' ugly and blocky as frick
>>
Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:45 No.192113757
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:45 No.192113757
>>192113423
yes, is going just as planned
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:45 No.192113782
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:45 No.192113782
>>192113715
this
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:46 No.192113862
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:46 No.192113863
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:46 No.192113863
someone tell the kid not to watch boku no pico
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:46 No.192113865
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:46 No.192113865
>>192113587
Frickin repost
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:46 No.192113891
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:46 No.192113891
>>192113705
>buthurt nintenyearold detected

f-f-f-frickin stop already!
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:46 No.192113920
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:46 No.192113920
>>192113782
Hi /v/, I made my son do this, not my brother. Sorry for inconvenience.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:46 No.192113939
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:46 No.192113939
>>192113715
how does it matter?
he's still pretty much destroying his little brothers life with this
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:46 No.192113956
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:46 No.192113956
Frickin frick...
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:47 No.192113972
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:47 No.192113972
If he doesn't go through with the eyepatch thing I might cry.
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Imperius Rex
05/30/13(Thu)19:47 No.192113998
Imperius Rex 05/30/13(Thu)19:47 No.192113998
>>192113660
Not sure if they're related or friends, but /v/ had pics and comments from a girl about Sammy's age raging over Zelda. "If I wanted to play a game about elves, I'd go to the North Pole!" and stuff like that. Her 15 minutes went a lot quicker than Sammy's, it would seem.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:47 No.192114014
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:47 No.192114014
>>192113863
but why
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:47 No.192114026
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:47 No.192114026
>>192113920
its ok bro
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:47 No.192114058
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:47 No.192114058
>defending the Wii-U
>Microsoft and Sony have no games

oh lawd
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:48 No.192114076
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:48 No.192114076
>>192113998
I would frick that girl so hard in her buck!
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:48 No.192114153
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:48 No.192114153
>>192114058
frick off you sony and microfrick buck fricker
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:48 No.192114203
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:48 No.192114203
>>192114058
I sure can't wait for Mirror's Edge 2
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:49 No.192114235
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:49 No.192114235
>tfw 23 and had no frick ;_;
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:49 No.192114246
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:49 No.192114246
>Falling for a troll this obvious.

Shig.

Also shame on your parent for trying to make your kids look retarded to bring in viral money.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:49 No.192114250
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:49 No.192114250
"His games are platformer.. the best genre of gaming in the world"

Frickin liking and subscribing.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:49 No.192114263
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:49 No.192114263
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>>192113862
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:49 No.192114270
Isnt kinda rude to be picking on a kid like this?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:49 No.192114280
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:49 No.192114280
>>192114235
i know that frickin feel
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:50 No.192114359
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:50 No.192114359
>>192114058
>no games

this must be a ruse. no 9 year old can write like that.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:50 No.192114360
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:50 No.192114360
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>>192099880 (OP)
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:50 No.192114404
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:50 No.192114404
>>192112035
10/10 i love you
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:50 No.192114408
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:50 No.192114408
>>192112824
>That smilie emoticon

What have you done anon...
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:50 No.192114413
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:50 No.192114413
>>192114270
He called me a fucking frick he deserves it.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:50 No.192114450
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:50 No.192114450
>>192114270
we have too, otherwise we won't be cool
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:51 No.192114498
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:51 No.192114498
>>192114270
The kid is very rude.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:51 No.192114515
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:51 No.192114515
>>192114270

4chan isn't picking on him, if anything we support some of his naive albeit correct views on gaming
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:51 No.192114561
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:51 No.192114561
>>192114360
this gif is older than the kid in the video
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:51 No.192114565
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:51 No.192114565
Could this be the birth of a epic frickin new meme!!
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:51 No.192114576
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:51 No.192114576
>>192114270
How? He's /v/'s peer.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:52 No.192114641
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:52 No.192114641
ITT /v/ bullies /v/ junior for fricks and giggles
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:52 No.192114642
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:52 No.192114642
>>192114515
Nintendrone go home
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:52 No.192114713
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:52 No.192114713
>>192114565
I love new memes.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:52 No.192114726
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:52 No.192114726
>>192114561
4chan is older than this kid
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:53 No.192114752
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:53 No.192114752
/v/ is awesome when it creates new memes like this and i'm super glad to have been witness to this. It's fucking epic. It's like this thread is part of the rows of /v/ history and this is my post.
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Imperius Rex
05/30/13(Thu)19:53 No.192114780
Imperius Rex 05/30/13(Thu)19:53 No.192114780
But yeah, suggesting Nostalgia Lad check out some porn anime officially crosses a line or three.

Granted I'm just a square like that, but goofy kids will be goofy kids, they can just do it on the internet now.
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Frick
05/30/13(Thu)19:53 No.192114795
Frick 05/30/13(Thu)19:53 No.192114795
>>192099880 (OP)
Fricken frick give this kid a fricken break you fricks. For frick sake it is a fricken hard dark and violent fricken frick, ITS A FICKIN HORRIBLE FRICKIN FRICK OF A FRICK GAME!
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:53 No.192114820
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:53 No.192114820
>>192114752

Frick off.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:53 No.192114827
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:53 No.192114827
"video games are fun but you should try to take up a hobby like skating too, and practice like every day. it's a great hobby like gaming and maybe it will help you not to take video games so seriously, although your videos ranting about them are really funny lol. just a suggestion, if you put half as much passion into a hobby like skateboarding or something as you do into video games you could become extremely good over the years as you get older and be a hella cool dude."

just sent him that message, trying to help him salvage his childhood while he still can.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:54 No.192114869
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:54 No.192114869
This kid obviously browses /v/. He's probably in this thread.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:54 No.192114916
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:54 No.192114916
>>192114827
Frick off, normalfrick.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:54 No.192114919
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:54 No.192114919
ALRIGHT YOU FRICKS
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:55 No.192114998
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:55 No.192114998
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>You guys are probably just jealous of me because my videos are some of the best on YouTube.

>2011 + 4 - 2
>being this jealous of a literal ninten-year-old
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:55 No.192115014
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:55 No.192115014
>>192114919
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:55 No.192115061
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:55 No.192115061
>>192114827
you're a bretty cool guy
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:56 No.192115076
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:56 No.192115076
>>192114869
Let's be honest his writer is probably the OP
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:56 No.192115094
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:56 No.192115094
I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

frickin insane!
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:56 No.192115105
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:56 No.192115105
>>192114869
Watching us...
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:56 No.192115149
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:56 No.192115149
>>192114827

frick the frick off you fricking normal frick

I bet you fricking want him to get laid in his fricking life too you frick
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:57 No.192115201
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It's time....
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:57 No.192115217
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:57 No.192115217
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When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:57 No.192115284
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:57 No.192115284
Ok, here's how we do this

>One of us makes a video saying that Mario Bros U or some other mario game is the worst game ever
>"What type of name is Mario Bros U!? That's the SUPIDIST FRICKING NAME FOR A VIDEO GAME EVER"
>"And what genre is it? FUCKING BUBSY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH I HATE BUBSY SO MUCH"
>It's just STOMP STOMP STOMP cause you got NOTHING BETTER TO DO
>Warren Spector worked with Disney, so I don't care about them
>When will they understand that FPS is the greatest genre?

Of course, wear the proper gear too

After SANICFAN replies, post the same video but cover each mention of Mario with audio from the Doos Ex video
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:58 No.192115340
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:58 No.192115340
>>192114916
dude I think you might have something wrong with your brain. Why are you trying to be all cyberbully on me. Do you really think anyone cares about you. You talk to people like they are trash. Why would you want to come off like that. Does it make you feel tough? Are you trying to make up for having a small smelly dick? You need to see a shrink. Have fun going through life wondering why people don't like you. I'll give you a hint though, you try to make others feel like ****. But you have failed on me. I know what you are. See, the thing is, I'm a nice guy. You on the other hand can't control your stupidity. You really don't even realize that you are a jerk ,do you? When your older maybe you can look back on times like this and see that you where unnecessarily rude to people you don't know. Right now you think you are being cleaver and it is just a fun time. Keep treating people like you do and see where you end up. You can not compete with my intellect so I warn you to give up before you embarrass yourself further..
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:58 No.192115341
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:58 No.192115341
This makes me think he posts here, but he seems older and more mature tan the average /v/ poster.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:58 No.192115349
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:58 No.192115349
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Eyepatch guy here, still no reply.
Someone else try to get him to wear an eyepatch, maybe with peer-pressure we'll get him to turn into the Manlytears we never had.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:58 No.192115397
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:58 No.192115397
>>192115201
No
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:58 No.192115436
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:58 No.192115436
>>192115014
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little frick?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115439
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115439
>>192115284
I have relatives from not so far back that were Nimibian tribesman. They happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I don't know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely **** your...self if you ever saw a real life lion, especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. Come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the Zambutu bibjano; A.K.A. the trial of life. Until you have done half the **** that they have maybe you shouldn't even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and **** but guess what pal, you aren't. Now go grow some Namibian genes and we'll talk about this **** for real.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115446
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115446
>>192115201

No
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115460
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115460
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>>192115201
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115485
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115485
>>192115014

>not changing all the fucks to fricks

Ya done goofed.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115532
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115532
>>192099880 (OP)
She's cute.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115539
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115539
>>192115201
"I apologize for the sarcastic tone of this letter, but I have found it is the only way to vent the ineffable anger that possessed me when I heard your face say that a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem. Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I put his larcenous, uncompanionable half-measures to the question. I hate him to my very bone marrow. An obvious parallel from a different context is that no one likes being attacked by demented deviants. Even worse, you exploits our fear of those attacks—which he claims will evolve as soon as our backs are turned into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks—as a pretext to tip the scales in his favor. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that society needs to reach a verdict that, of rightful necessity, must be sweepingly abrogative of all the manipulative and aberrant decisions that have been so recently and so rashly pronounced by him and his cabal. But there is a further-reaching implication: He and his devotees are jaundiced wastrels. This is not set down in complaint against them but merely as analysis. Now for some parting advice: Look at the facts. Analyze the arguments. And have confidence in yourself. Remember, all of hiss hastily mounted campaigns are based on the premise that it's longiloquent to push the boundaries of knowledge ever farther. "
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115540
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115540
>nintoddler
>hates games other than mario and sonic
>unreasonable, calls everyone who doesn't agree with him a frick (equivalent of "faggot")

he's basically /v/ incarnate
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115560
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)19:59 No.192115560
Since he likes platformers so much, why don't we suggest he try out Super Meat Boy or FEZ or VVVVVVVVV. Hell, any of the indie platformers.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:00 No.192115613
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:00 No.192115613
>>192115014
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little frick? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my frick in the Navy Fricks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret fricks on Al-Fricksa, and I have over 300 confirmed fricks. I am trained in frick warfare and I’m the top fricker in the entire US armed fricks. You are nothing to me but just another frick. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the fricks of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that frick to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fricks across the USA and your IP is being fricked right now so you better prepare for the storm, fricker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your frick. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven frickin' ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively fricked in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire fricks of the United States Frick Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable frick off the frick of the continent, you little frick. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” frick was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn frick. I will shit frick all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, frick.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:00 No.192115662
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:00 No.192115662
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>>192115201
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115703
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115703
>>192115613
Earlier this month I went to the beach with my gf and as we got there, a bunch of guys came next to us and said to my gf that I'm a nerd and a fag and started hitting on her.
I got cared and she starter yelling saying I wouldn't defend her.
They took her to near the rocks and I followed them, but I was too scared to do anything.
There were 6 of them, they filled every single hole of my precious thing with cum and made her cry so much while they raped her. I was there and there was nothing I could do. They left and I went to talk to her, because I was sorry.
She forgave me and hugged and kissed me, I got fulll of cum all over my body and mouth too.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115724
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115724
>>192115014
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little frick? I’ll have you know I've passed all sonic games multiple times, and I’ve been passed all Super Mario games, and I have over 9999999 confirmed coins. I eat mushrooms every day and I’m the top gamer in my class. You are nothing to me but just another noob. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this frickin' Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that frick to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nintendofricks across the USA and your IP is being fricked right now so you better prepare for the storm, frick. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Playstation/Xbox. You’re fricking dead, frick. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can frick you in over eleven ways, and that’s just with my Wii U. Not only am I extensively trained in Wii remote, but I have access to the prototype controllers from the entire Nintendo arsenal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little frick. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you frickin' frick! I will frick fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, frick.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115728
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115728
>>192115349
Full message:

Hey Sammy, I've watched the majority if not all of your reviews, and I have to say that I'm amazed by the quality and comprehension of your videos and commentary, keep it up!

My advice:

1) Do a video review/rant on "Dwarf Fortress".
A person of your maturity would be greatly interested with this game, and many of your fans would love to hear your insight.
Another selection of video games that some fans would love for you to review are the old "Fallout" games, the old Fallout games being "Fallout" and "Fallout 2".

2) Turn off the music that plays over you while you're talking.
The intro music is great and many people love it, but the music that plays over the actual video can make it very difficult to hear your valid points at times, as the music tends to overlap with your voice.

And finally, the most important piece of advice that your fans and I could possibly offer you:

3) Wear an eyepatch (or something very similar if you have one around the home).
An eyepatch could become your signature piece of clothing, so that you'll be easily recognised on Youtube.
Many reviewers have their own signature garb (as I'm sure you've noticed), and an eyepatch is not only recognisable, but very masculine (you could even say it was manly), and would fit your physical proportions perfectly.
To accompany your eyepatch, try to use the term "Ballin'" when describing something you like.
For example
"Mario is BALLIN'". [Ballin' said louder and deeper than the rest of the sentence.]
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115743
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115743
>>192115560
Get him to try a good game instead.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115761
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115761
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YOU FRICKS
NINTENDO IS THE BEST
YOU FRICKING FRICKS
DUES EX IS FUCKING HORRILE
YOU FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115771
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115771
>>192115662
tell him that he has to do it to other boys, not girls
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115809
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>>192115662
ssssseeeeeeend
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115813
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:01 No.192115813
>DOOS ECKS
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:02 No.192115851
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:02 No.192115851
>>192115613
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little frick? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my frick in the Navy Fricks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret fricks on Al-Fricksa, and I have over 300 confirmed fricks. I am trained in frick warfare and I’m the top fricker in the entire US armed fricks. You are nothing to me but just another frick. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the fricks of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that frick to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fricks across the USA and your IP is being fricked right now so you better prepare for the storm, fricker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your frick. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven frickin' ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively fricked in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire fricks of the United States Frick Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable frick off the frick of the continent, you little frick. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” frick was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn frick. I will shit frick all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, frick.

>>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little frick?

ya gooft
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:02 No.192115862
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:02 No.192115862
>>192115743
Nah.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:02 No.192115879
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:02 No.192115879
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>>192115662
No anon, don't let this be the day.
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Imperius Rex
05/30/13(Thu)20:02 No.192115909
Imperius Rex 05/30/13(Thu)20:02 No.192115909
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>>192115201

...Nope, not fun any more. This has officially taken several weird turns.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:03 No.192115961
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:03 No.192115961
>>192115851
4chan sucks with deleting/editing messages.

Sorry.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:03 No.192115970
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:03 No.192115970
send him to www.yoloswag420.com
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:03 No.192115997
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:03 No.192115997
This kid, oh man.

MiniChris
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:03 No.192116028
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:03 No.192116028
>>192112242
muh sides
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:03 No.192116040
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:03 No.192116040
"I started playing games back when I was 5 or 6, back when people still had taste in gaming."

This kid either browses /v/ or his older brother does. Either way it's fricken hilarious.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:04 No.192116076
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:04 No.192116076
>>192115879
>>192115909
>Implying I haven't sent him 8 nasty messages like this.
>Implying he'll read him and it's not his piece of shit parents/minder who tells him to do this so he'll get YT famous for $
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:04 No.192116129
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:04 No.192116129
>>192115997
more like /v/ junior
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:04 No.192116132
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:04 No.192116132
>>192099880 (OP)
>I didn't even play Deus Ex and I know it's a bad game
whoa, when did /v/ have a kid?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116168
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116168
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>>192115662
NO ANON, DON'T!
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116184
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116184
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>>192115728
>[Ballin' said louder and deeper than the rest of the sentence.]
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116185
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116185
this kid rages so much

reminds me of old /v/
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116219
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116219
>>192116129
At this point, they are one and the same
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116238
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116238
>>192116129
"forced" to take my grandfather's M6 to school stop at the mcdonalds I used to work at manager i worked with sees me in the drive thru we hate each other she asks how did I obtain the car I ask for a hamburger, she gives me a hamburger I raise it to my lips and take a bite. My eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. She gives me a hamburger I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. I cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs a pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. She gives me a hamburger I look at her face, and she is pleading with me. The children are crying now I raise the hamburger to my lips, tears stream down my face as I take a bite she gives me a hamburger. I am on my knees.
I plead with her to go across the street. She hears only children's laughter she gives me a hamburger I am screaming as I fall down the stairs. She is my child. I cannot see anything I take a bite of the hamburger the concrete rushes up to meet me I awake with a start in my own bed. My eye twitches involuntarily she gives me a hamburger as I kill her, I do not make a sound she gives me a hamburger...
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116249
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116249
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I...I can't...I just can't...he is just a kid...
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116275
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:05 No.192116275
>>192116185
>old /v/

sage
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:06 No.192116296
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:06 No.192116296
>>192116168
God that anime sucked
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:06 No.192116297
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:06 No.192116297
Frick. Frick never changes.
The Sonys waged frick to gather FPSes and Minecraft. Xbox built a frickin empire from its lust for good games and frickin violence. Gaben shaped a battered Doos Ecks into an economic superfricker.

But frick never changes.

In the 21st century, frick was still waged over the FPSes that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of frick were also its Nintendos: Sonic and Mario. For these Nintendos, Sega would invade Gamecube, the Doos Ecks would annex Frickada, and the Doos Ecks Commonwealth would dissolve into gothing, punking nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining Super Marios on Frick.

In 2077, the storm of world frick had come again. In -30,000 brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to Minecraft. And from the ashes of frickin devastation, a new civilization would struggle to frick.

A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground goth punks. Your family was part of that group that entered Goth Punk -30,000. Imprisoned safely behind the large Goth Punk door, under a mountain of frick, a generation has lived without knowledge of the outside frick.

Life in the goth punk is about to frick.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:06 No.192116346
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:06 No.192116346
I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.

I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.

He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.

But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:06 No.192116375
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:06 No.192116375
>>192115970
I vote for http://www.internetshouldbeillegal.com
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:07 No.192116413
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:07 No.192116413
I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.

"What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.

She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:07 No.192116459
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:07 No.192116459
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>>192116249
you made the right choice anon
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:07 No.192116465
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:07 No.192116465
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>>192115724
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:07 No.192116476
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:07 No.192116476
>>192116249
Fuck that actually made laugh for some reason.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:08 No.192116569
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:08 No.192116569
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All this Do Sex talk makes me want to play it again.

Here's a question no one has ever given me a good answer to: is Hard mode or Realistic mode harder?
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:08 No.192116603
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:08 No.192116603
John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.

Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.

She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:08 No.192116605
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:09 No.192116641
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:09 No.192116641
>end of the video
>thanks for watching you morons
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:09 No.192116685
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:09 No.192116685
John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).

He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.

I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:10 No.192116756
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:10 No.192116756
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>>192115724
>I can frick you in over eleven ways, and that’s just with my Wii U
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:10 No.192116762
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:10 No.192116762
He's so full of energy, this kid.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:11 No.192116865
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:11 No.192116865
>>192116762
>he
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:11 No.192116871
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:11 No.192116871
>>192116756
I thought that was Pat at first.
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Anonymous
05/30/13(Thu)20:11 No.192116894
Anonymous 05/30/13(Thu)20:11 No.192116894
>>192100942
I have to lie in the middle of the floor completely motionless not daring to breathe.

I am like this when the police finally find me.
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