why

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Xboner

FIRST

first

hi

Bi

wut?

why

>Additional use
>console

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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ok

FUCKING GAY

I want to get off 2013's wild ride

Niggers tongue my anus

X-dicks

Random sticky?

don't tell me what to do.

>this mod

OK.

Xfailure

Xbutts

What is it with these new /v/ mods?

>>190937986 (OP)
Why not call it the XO?

XBone.

YAY!

SHITAKU SUCK MY DICK, YOUR IMBECILE "XBOX 720" BULLSHIT DIDN'T GLUE IN MICROSOFT

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>>190938131
>That image

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER XONE

THE PREMIERE JEWISH CONSOLE CHAMPIONED BY STEPHEN SPEILBURG HIMSELF

Rules on how to discuss video games? Really?

>>190937986 (OP)
why are you still fucking making thease threads? what kind of lobotomized mongoloids does moot hire?

>4chanX

B&

i dont get it, is this a mod trying to tell people how to think or is this microshit internal instructions?

Extortion Box

where is this from? and why is

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What is the difference between the new xbox and your mum? Your mum is gonna actually get bought

ahahahahaahh

>>190791095

Its settled then, from now on the Xbox One shall be known as Xbone, because fuck, Xbox One is too long. Oh and you don't decide what nickname a console gets.

haha time to upgrade my pc

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u wot

More like Xbutt amirite lol?

>>190938193
>XO
x1?

i don´t understand

>>190938085
Moderator said use Xbox One, not Xboner

>>190938297
#wrecked

MODS=FAGS

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>unnecessary sticky

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>>190938297
my mom ded #rekt

>>190938375
inb4 ban

It's happening folks

>>190937986 (OP)
Why do these faggot mods keep stickying these threads?

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FAGS = MODS

X-Bawks! The One

What u gonna do now bitch?

I'll call it the XB-1

>>190938434
she's still gonna get bought
SICK BURN SICKBURN

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that feelio when xbox one

>>190938480
Otherwise page 1 would be filled with more useless x box threads

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ITS OVER

MICROSOFT IS FINISHED

>>190938297
Why do they call it an Xbox One? Because when you see it you turn 1 degree and step over it,

>>190937986 (OP)
Is that what I think it is?

Are those marketing directions about Xbox One to shitaku or gaming journalism or whatever in general? Because they seem like it

>i was like
PC Elder gods
Microsoft Master Race
Nintendo Cool Race
Sony Shit race
>but now i'm like
PC elder gods
Sony Games nao race
Nintendo magikarp to Gyrados when games race
Microshit Boner-tier Ea-tier race

I said X1 when it first came out. I still like it.
However Xbox One sounds right. It needs to be long so every 12 year old gamer can hate typing it.

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>>190938515

STOP
MAKING
STICKY

What are we allowed to call the Ps4 and WiiU
I dont want to say the wrong word and get banned.

That would be stupid.

Just like this fucking thread.

>>190938528
But that happens regardless.

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hey, you guys wanna play some X gayBox one at my house?

Two sad facts I realized today.

Firstly, Burgerking has more games than the Xbax One presentation.

Second, the 3DS is without contest the best console of this generation, which is just pathetic.

Ah well, recently came into some money so I can finally upgrade my PC and rejoin the master race.

Anonymous ## Mod
05/23/13(Thu)00:21 No.190938676

Anonymous ## Mod 05/23/13(Thu)00:21 No.190938676

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>>190938546

Yes.

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$899 USD
$899 USD
$899 USD
$899 USD
$899 USD

I'm calling it XBone and no one can stop me

fuck off, trix

What the fuck is the point of this thread. Did you feel left out you didn't get to make a sticky so you had to come up with something? Fuck off

xbox one? more like gaybox fag ha

>>190938676
why do you care about xbox when we dont

Why do they call it Xbox One? Cause when you see it you do one full revolution and walk away.

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>>190938635

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>>190938676
Wow

>>190938676
Cool.

Could you maybe stop barraging /v/ with this garbage?

xBox
Suck my dick mods

>>190938676
Video games?

Anybody gonna get the XBAhcks Juan?

No! XBONE FOR LIFE

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>>190938705
>XBone
>not X Bone

>>190938676
FUCKING GAY ASS FAGGOT

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>>190938732
Get a load of this guy

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>Microshit

>captcha: was hiredeed

>>190938309
>Xbone
>we can now refer to Xbots as Xboners

>>190938770
>we

You still don't get it, do you.

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>>190938545
>Why do they call it an Xbox One? Because when you see it you turn 1 degree and step over it,
Why do you call it an Xbox One? Because they took 359 steps back.

Fixed your shitty joke. Fagget.

>>190938676
In that case I do think it deserves an sticky, but maybe you should have made it clearer mate, people seem not to get it

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>>190938635
>That font
>That hair
>That punchable face
>That posture in the last panel

>>190938297
>What is the difference between the new xbox and your mom?

I didn't have to talk to your mom to use her.

XB1X™

Xbox one/10

>>190938676
For the record, I do love you mod in a completely platonic way.

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>another thread

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>>190938770
>being this retarded

>>190938868
Xboner sounds cool as hell though. I don't want to call them that.

Shit sticky you fags.

Xbox won

in six months nobody will be calling it the xbox one.
>"HEY BRO WANNA COME OVER AND PLAY SOME XBOX ONE"
yeah nah. It'll be X1 or something.

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MODS=FAGS

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>>190938960
You son of a bitch

xbones seems to be a cable box for the entire world.

>>190938264
One who is a fagget who thinks he is being cool, by trying to viral and control the systems name already.
>>190937986 (OP)
Talking to you. Fag ;)

>>190939048
>Xbox = Xbox
>Playstation 2/3 = PS2/3
>Xbox 360 = 360
>Xbox One = 1

>>190938676
>>190938546

samefag

>>190938960
rekt

Xbox Drone?

Could the PS4 be the return to the glorious Playstation 1 & 2 era? Could Sony truly be the heroes who save the game industry? PLEASE OH GOD, I beg of you.

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>>190938328
lmao

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>>190939192
>HEY BRO WANNA COME OVER AND PLAY MY ONE

>>190939239
>Partnering up with indieshit hipsters like John Blow

nope

industry is doomed

>>190938156
>>190938180
>>190938252
>>190938284
>>190938370
>>190938375
>>190938486

Ever heard of a corporate brand guide? No? Educate yourself.
Holy shit help me mods, I don't understand humor

Do you guys think the one-time-use-per-console discs are going to cause sealed Xbox One games to go for mad cash on eBay in the coming years?

>>190939239
Did they already show off the Ps4? I missed it. Could you give me the highlights? Does it have terrible shit like no used/borrowed games and forced payed online?

Woahwoahwoahwoahwoah
Hold on...

Are the mods defending the xbox1?!

>>190939239
ps3 was better than ps1 and 2, though.

>>190939386
Er... after they leave shelves, that is.

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>>190939196
>samefagging
>moderators

I'm afraid I'm not a mod

I mean if I was I would at least feel satisfaction closing and banning threads here and there but it's not happening sorry

>>190939239
>exact same hardware as the XOne

Nope.

Same shit, different asshole.

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>HE BOUGHT AN XBOX ONE!

>Another sticky solely for shitposting

BASED MODS
THANK YOU FOR GIVING US A PLACE TO SHITPOST

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ARE YOU GONNA LET A MOD TELL YOU WHAT TO DO /v/?

YOU ARE /v/ THE VIDYA!!!!!!

>>190937986 (OP)
Mods are faggots.

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I thought there was going to be something important.

It's an average topic, but stickied because the mod wants attention.

That's terrible, mod. What are you doing?

FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER

>>190939239
Implying Sony was down this gen.It had ok games, Better end life defiantly. However that kinda happened with the last gen too. Near the end much more multiplat shovel ware got pushed out.

The First 3 years will have the best exculsives.

>>190939415
1/10
try harder next time son

>>190939321
>>190939445
samefag

Stop defending the mods you dicksucking loser, that's what GameFAQS is for

>>190939415
The PS3 felt slower and the control was bad.

If someone released a third party PS3 controller shaped like the Xbox one I'd have swapped in a heartbeat.

Xbone, got it.

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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man

If you don't post this in 5 threads you will die 2nite

>>190939487
STOP THAT

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>>190939192
>DAD, I WANT THE NEW XBOX
>Which one timmy?
>ONE YOU IDIOT
>Father proceeds to get him one brand new xbox 360

>>190939239

I'm hoping for a return to glorious Nintendo v Sony, the best generation.

Can any of u guys hack xxdhg95xx on steam plzz

yes

>>190939486
>implying mods are ever not faggots

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>>190938960
top lel

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>>190939520
0/2 so far

>>190939316
Sony also partnered up with Valve and instead of the playstation store they'll use Steam instead

you know microsoft would've saved a lot of time if they just put
>Just call it the Xbox One you daft cunts, like can you fucking read, only call it that, nothing else

>>190939596
FUCK DA POLICE

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That is full homo ass bitch head nigga retarded

X Boxes Ones

>>190939550
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>>190938676
How about doing your fucking job deleting threads I report, faggot mods.

XBox 1/10

God damn I'm so clever.

>>190939520
>>190939445
>>190939321
>>190938676
>>190938546

samefag

when do we get xbone-tan?

I love the XBox (a.k.a the One). The XBoxes new controller looks good as well. I bet Best Buy will sell 500 million XBox One during launch week. I remember when the first X Box came out. Back then, the X was all the craze. I sure miss my old Xfriend. It was the XBest!

come at me faggot mod

>>190939642
They would have saved even more time if they gave it literally any other name

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If 3, coal is now the master race

>>190939527
You are a faggot. The Controller was fine the last 15 years it did not need to change.
Just because you got stuck with microsoft fandom. Doesn't mean its arbitrarily right.

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>saging in a sticky

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>>190938960
>>190938297

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So /v/, which is it

>Xbox one
>X box 1
>Xboner
>X1
>360 2

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>>190939672
This nigga know's what's good

>>190935343

a mysteriuos seKretz revealed

>>190939639
>Look mommy I know how to use Paint XD

>>190939757
>controller was fine for the last 15 years it did not need to change
Holy shit this is what sonyfags actually believe
I'm not even defending microsoft, you're just fucking insane.

>>190939386
Because of all the complaints Microsoft is changing up their policy and will announce a new one regarding used games.

Im afraid the buttdamage is irreversible

>>190939817
XBone

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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man

If you don't post this in 5 threads you will die tonite

>>190939769
Remember that one mod who viraled BF3 a few times in /v/ who banned people in the thread for saging/insulting the mod? Yeah they care about that.

>>190939817
Lastbox.

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>>190937986 (OP)
X^1

>>190935343
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

With my understanding of the english language you all will end up referring to this system as X1.

Fucking quote me.

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>>190938960
>>190938960
>>190938960
>>190938960
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>>190939720
Taking into account one of my posts links to another one which is also mine to point out it's mine, 0/3

Could we stop this now?

I want to fuck a loli

How many more le funny stickies are we gonna get? It's been two days; drop that shit already.

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>>190939527Been one out for years, 2hueg4me

>>190939906
>Never been in a thread that mentioned controllers.
4/10 made me bump thread.

>>190940005
>XD i know how 2 use photoshop

fuck off shitskin

>>190938676
How'd you get this?

>>190939515
wat was wrong wit it u fckin cunt

>>190939817
I'm going with 'Fratbox Bro'

>>190940057
Why haven't I heard of this damn you world

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>>190940095
What drives people to post shit like this?

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>>190939672
It's time.

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>>190939817
Who cares anymore.

We NEVER had to contemplate shit like this before.

>>190938886
That would be 361 steps you dumb fuck.

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What the fuck was microsoft thinking

I'm going to buy this console now

I'm going to spend a few hours every day after work helping to reverse engineer it

We will break its DRM

We will break its encryption

all glory to the homebrew

but seriously

is fail0verflow still the leading group for console hacking? are they even going to go after the Xbox One?

they hacked the Wii U in like under a month and then got bored

>>190940095

Why do people shitpost in mod created threads?

>>190938960
oy m8 y dont u come to me place of residence and gab that 2 me u fukin cheeky loser m8 fuk u i'll wrek ur whole family m8 i dont care u fukin wanker piece of shit paki

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>>190939757
the controller was awful, Nintendo and Microsoft have it right

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>>190939906
It's the best controller that's ever been invented. I am not even trolling you, man.

>>190940095
I wish I was able to use photoshop that fast

Also I'm probably whiter than you

>>190940162
It's widely known as "Mental impairment"

>>190938676
Don't worry mod.
I still adore you.

>>190938676
Can I make a loli thread? You already make garbage threads

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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man

If you don't post this in 5 threads you will die 2nite

>>190940095
I want to see the faggot who is doing this for fun. Post a picture of yourself.
Vlad the IMPLYER!!!!!!

>>190940274
>any spanish speaking country
>white

fuck off shitskin

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>>190938802

>>190940160
>XD

reported

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>>190940190
>>190939672
>>190939842
>>190938930
This is now a TGT thread.

>>190940310
I tell ya what.
Why dont you reply to this comment 200 times so this shit thread can just die

Honestly, X-1 looks like a pretty amazing device for entertainment if all is true. Shitty for games, but great for tv and netflix browsing

>>190939565
>not X BOX hueg

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>>190940263
ur so DUMB LMao

http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/05/22/xbox-one-what-we-do-and-dont-know

> Does it require an internet connection? Yes
Xbox One will be required to connect to the internet frequently for it to work. Microsoft's Phil Harrison stated it would be approximately every 24 hours.

> Games are tied to your Xbox Live account so connecting to the internet is required for Xbox One to authentication. If you do not have access to internet, such as a military base, you will not be able to to use Xbox One.

> If you do not have access to internet, such as a military base, you will not be able to to use Xbox One.
Nice

>i suck moderatorz cock XD

>>190940404
it's called an HTPC

you could probably build one for less than the XOne will cost

>>190940360
>implying Argentina isn't the whitest country in the world

>>190940393
>G dogy's

EVERYTIME

>>190939817
>360 2
More like 360 0.5a

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>>190940404
there's still hope for gamers anon

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>>190940156
maybe because you never visit walmart
Can't say I blame you, but still.

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>>190938676
Are you fucking serious?

>>190937986 (OP)
Wow mod what a great thread thanks I'll be sure to follow wonderfully entertaining thread all night while you let waifu, furry, sasha grey, and other shitposting threads stay up great job man thanks

>new X names

GET ON IT /V/

NYO

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The mods have been relentless with these stickies.

Can you please start doing your jobs? Not that you ever do, but I've seen like 10 waifu threads today.

Why do they call it Xbox One?

because you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>190940360
Spain's pretty white.
Not as white as a mighty Scandinavian, but still white.

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The Kinect One received and transmitted simultaneously. Any sound that Anons made, above the level of a very low whisper, would be picked up by it, moreover, so long as he remained within the field of vision which the metal plaque commanded, he could be seen as well as heard. There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment. How often, or on what system, the National Security Agency plugged in on any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. But at any rate they could plug in your wire whenever they wanted to. You had to play -- did play, from habit that became instinct -- in the assumption that every sound you made was overheard, and, including in darkness, every movement scrutinized.

>>190940594
I live in bongistan

:(

>>190940429

gud xbox one m8

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>>190940521
>Argentina

>>190940383
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Oh, you made a sticky

I got a 7

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>>190940393
>what do you mean? my plan was to get high and I did lol hahahah

>>190940263
For FPS and shit games maybe, you should try and use a DS3 for about a month straight then tell me that there is that great of a difference. That it drives you to say its the shittiest controller out right now. When the 360 one was cheap AA city with deadzones and the WiiU being more useless than a fucking walkman to a 2000s baby.

>>190940360
>le epic troll xD

Educate yourself

>>190940632
They have black hair, brown eyes, and their faces don't resemble white in the least.

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>>190940632
>meds
>white

>spain
>not berber

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>>190940608
>mods doing their jobs
You're funny.

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>Xbox
>Xbox 360
>Xbox One
>implying casuals won't get confused by the name Xbox One
Great naming there M$.

>>190940707
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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man

If you don't post this in 5 threads you will die 2nite

Xbox

One

I pre-ordered 3 XBox

X

XONE

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>>190940707

>>190940672
>:(
;)

>>190940672
>Bongistan
weedville exists?

dumbshit console name. that pic is so great. fucking PR cunts.

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>>190940707
My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. It's a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said no one hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy" and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help my if you post this message everywhere you can. Dr. Johansen said that every time this message is posted, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them better.

Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.

I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much.

Thank You,

Billy

Why do you call it the Xbox One? Because this time they promise you'll only have to replace one from reheating, instead of 360

>>190937986 (OP)
why

>>190940881
No weed is illegal here in bongland

>>190940760
>their faces don't resemble white in the least.

Look, you are going to do one thing, you are going to go into google images, and search for "spanish actors"

Then "spanish politicians"

then, hell, "spanish people" if you want.

Come back with results

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>>190940632

>Scandinavia
>White

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>>190940431
>Games are tied to your Xbox Live account so connecting to the internet is required for Xbox One to authentication. If you do not have access to internet, such as a military base, you will not be able to to use Xbox One.
You hear this? Microsoft hates our troops! Fuck Microsoft!
USA
USA
USA

inb4 1000

I'm a little confused here.

Is this supposed to be rules for posting about the system, or is this a screencap of rules that viral posters are using?

Because it seems like its trying to hide the fact that its a shit console name.

>>190940672
Make your fucking own out of a fucking OLD dual shock shell. Seriously, there are guides and its pretty fucking simple and costs about $15 if you need to get the stuff for it cheap to do it.

Oh and ADD/ADHD kids can't really grasp this shit most the time unless they are OCD.
If you fall into this category go and take your little blue pills and love out your days voting democrat and never looking back.

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Why do they call it the Xbox One?
I cannot even fathom the reason

>>190941018
Seriously, the fuck?

Moot hires mods from Reddit
Let that sink in

>>190940735
>use a DS3 for about a month straight then tell me that there is that great of a difference
yeah that it's utter shit, doesn't fit properly with my hand (I have extremely small hands by the way), my thumbs are too close, fingers can easily slip off them, terrible triggers, and feels cheap and plastic like.

>>190940760
>I haven't been to Spain/know Spanish people

Whoa
Someone call the culture police.

>>190941046
look at dis nigga can't even reverse image search SHEEEEIIIIT

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it's called uno

as in

>Uno
>xbox uno
>xbizzle unizzle

get it right

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>>190940593
>believing this shit

Enjoy your shitty kinect games.

Notice how they didn't even mention one kinect game at the reveal? Kinda odd, since that's the technology they're focusing on.

Face it. It's over.