>playing 3DS
>in the back of mom's minivan
>driving to the Linkin Park concert
>minivan isn't black & edgy enough

i dunno if I'm doing this right, I've never been a shitty entitled white suburbanite faggot

>want a fap
>head on over to newgrounds
>parents are home
>they walk in when you've almost finished slutty mcsluts quest

>masturbating into my nintendo power magazines
>magazines disappear from my room the next day

I hate people with cultural differences because I have no culture of my own

>Watching Yugioh
>Realize i should buy some cards
>Too lazy to get back into it

GOLLY GEEEEEEEEEEE

>#421

>>188524313
Oh yeah, proposition 421. Didn't that ban public smoking in San Andreas in 1992?
That sucked

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>>188524436
San Andreas is a fictional place moron.

>>188524473
>Reviewing for anything ever
How daft can you even be

>>188523576 (OP)
>games
>s

Why are any of these things exclusive to Grils?

>>188524575
There is portal 1
And then there is portal 2

>>188524473
How is that a nerd problem?
How is that a GIRL nerd problem?

>>188523576 (OP)

>not having an uninterruptible power supply

Yep, seems pretty middle class to me.

>>188524575

>Not playing Le cake is a Lie 2

>pour cereal on bowl before milk
>there's no milk
>have to carefully put back cereal

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>>188524636
I think that's part of the joke. Nothing in them is exclusive to girls, or is a real problem, or involves nerds.

>>188524742
How is that a problem, period?

>>188524643
The idea is that cakefib annoyance has nothing to do with Portal 2.

>>188524643
What's portal?

>>188524821

>Period

>sister asks to borrow my mario shirt
>had already taken it before asking
>starts calling herself a geek at school
>taking photos with my games
>creates a persona all around geek
>gives people computer advice

She never even played any games, plus it was luigi, not mario.

>>188524750
>not BEING the power supply

pleb central over here

>>188524817
I would never date a CoD player

>>188523576 (OP)
Nerd Girl Problem #422
Unfortunately you realize that you're the person described in Nerd Girl Problem #421

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>>188524908
It's the origin of the meme "now you're thinking with portals"

>>188524908
Here's a LP of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxl3HLVYZjc

>>188524895
But it does, did you even play portal 2? It references it a lot.

>>188524774
>On

>>188524951
Most likely she likes a relatively geeky guy in the school and is trying to attract/impress him

By relatively geeky I mean a guy who pretty much exclusively plays call of duty and the odd skyrim or ass creed.

>>188525182
as opposed to fake death people?

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Are there any of these that actually make you think "hey, that's pretty clever"? I mean, one must exist.

Like "Nerd Girl Problem #whatever
Todd Howard is a lying sack of shit"

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>be playing minecraft
>mom tells me to get in my pjs
>get in my pajama pants and angry birds t-shirt
>walk back to xbox 360
>little brother is playing xbox 360
>have to play lego bat man on my 3DS instead

>>188524554
>he never into plate tectonics
it's almost like a teutonic knight, converting the shit out of your mother (if she was Southern California)

>>188525321
it would be fake life

not death

>water front property
>costs twice as much in rent per month as old place
>power flickers all the fucking time

>>188525330
Doubtful, it panders to a lower denominator audience and so most of its meta jokes are on the same level as Big Bang theory geeky jokes.

>>188523576 (OP)
yeah i'm paranoid about this shit. i try to keep autosave turned off

>>188525129
/sci/ here

litterally cring

>>188525145
No, I mean the idiocy of people just spouting the phrase predates Portal 2. Obviously the second game will have references, but that's the company playing with something people already decided they were going to turn into an epic meme.

>justnerdgirlstumblr

Please tell me it's a joke.

>>188525129

Was this her first cultural exchange in Britbong land?

>>188525304
Said nobody ever

>>188525425
>have a house on a hill
>whole house is gone if there's slight drizzle
>have to use a weeks pay to get a new one built

>>188525539
This doesn't change the fact that saying the phrase is from the 'games' is perfectly acceptable as it is uttered within both.

>>188525556
>Nerd Girl Problem #1337: When people think girls playing games is a joke

>>188525653

Christ.

>>188525556
It's a joke.

>>188525697
I wish I had a sister that would call me onii-chan

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>>188525556
It's not. I went through over 400 of these things the other day.

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>>188525129
>mfw brits call the space time continuum "big ball of wibbly wobly timey wimey stuff"

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>Game doesn't let you pause cutscenes
>Long, pivotal cutscene begins
>"Anon, can you come down here for a minute?"

this has to be an ironic joke

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>>188525697

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>>188525405

>minecraft
>ecksbocksthreeesickstee

>>188524817
>freak out in disgust

>Mountain Blade Warbrand
>Huge battle, kick ass and slay many
>Game crashes

>In the middle of huge download of awesome mod
>Internet goes out

>>188525715
What the fuck is that stick figure then?

You just made this thread to piss me off, didn't you?

>>188523576 (OP)

this is why i was scared to play PSO in my neighborhood

lower class white trash represent

>>188525814
>playing dark souls/first Monster Hunter
>no pause
>anon, help me please

>>188525715
So this is what you humans call irony?

>>188525801
Your epic meem le /v/ constanza trope makes me giggle squee anon

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>>188525496
>>188525330

CHALLENGE MODE

MAKE ONE OF THESE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE

CANNOT BE BITCHES AND WHORES

>>188525916
So every 10th grader ever

>>188525145
Am I getting trolled?

>>188525967
Oh Yazan.

>>188525916
I did that shit in 8th grade

This bitch gets turned on by 8th graders?

>>188523974
>Not knowing true privilege
but sure we're the shitty ones

>>188525954
It's an /sp/ meme you dingus

>Home alone
>Just download tons of hot fap material
>Going through it, huge boner, ready to fap like a madman
>Suddenly father gets home because his job was cancelled

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>>188526054
I sure as fuck do.

>>188523974
>playing 3DS while listening to Linkin Park on my iPhone
>mario comes on the screen

fuking baby ass shit gesus krist im 10 yeers old im too macher for this shit

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>>188525252
VAGINA

>>188526018

No, it's called a joke.

>>188525814
Even worse
>says it during an important plot moment and you miss what the character said
> last save was hours ago, you can't replay cutscenes.

>>188525836
I would assume you to be fat, but that is personal experience speaking.

>>188525916

>women
>turned on by basic Algebra

if only

>>188526132
Nerd Girl Problem #158
When the font color you picked makes the text almost unreadable.

>>188526061
That's not even real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfB6-CcbMJ8

>>188526249
>Cracked.com
You don't fucking say.

>>188524568
This anon speaks the truth. I have never really studied for anything. In fact, I don't even know how one "studies."

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>>188526249
21 and 22 here

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_577_if-internet-ran-world_p27/#22

>>188524817
More like,
>When guys want nothing to do with you after finding out you play COD

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>>188526382
>buying

>>188526382

>2000+13
>buying anime

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>>188526202
Christ.
If they haven't heard of it, it's not a meme.

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>>188526382
>You're addicted to anime but it's really expensive to buy
>anime
>buy

>>188525184
>Not flipping your bowl

Fucking plebs, I tell ya hwat

>>188523576 (OP)
>Not having at least two saves for every game and saving in them alternatingly

If it corrupts I just load the other one. No big whoop.

>>188525715
Pot, meet kettle.

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>>188525252

>>188525409

What would the opposite of second life be?

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>>188525801

holy shit im crying

>>188524774
>just take cereal and eat it dry, with your hands
Still good for a snack, unless you got Fruity Pebbles or Rice Krispies or something.

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>>188526535
I like this one.

But I get the feeling it's not real.

>>188526585
Half-Life

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>>188526382

>buying anime

>>188525836
Yaoi is two guys, who the fuck would think you're lesbo? We only think you're a landwhale

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>>188525767

>>188525639
>weeks pay
pleb status.

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>>188526753
What's Vocaloid?

>Blasting Marlyin Manson in the living room
>Swagged out in black trenchcoat, hair dyed black and black mascara
>Father comes home with a new Wii

What the fuck fucking is this fucking kiddy ass gay bullshit Im a fuck teen now, I turned fucking thirteen last month and he got me this fucking little kid shit? I swear im gonna kill thos emotherfuckers one day

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I saw a girl today with a tattoo featuring pic related on her back today

It was pretty fucking big too

Fuck this planet

>>188525715
and black too said the raven of the crow

>>188526753
>wanting your family to know you listen to it
>at all
Why? Who the fuck would be proud of being a weeaboo? I'm certainly not

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>>188526823
Japanese software that sings songs.

>>188526382
>Paying money for anime
What the fuck?

>>188525779
>I went through 400 of these the other day

WHY WOULD YOU SUBJECT YOURSELF TO THAT?

>>188526823
Are you fucking serious? That's not even on the level of being new here but being new on the internet.

>>188526823
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocaloid

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>>188526585

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>>188525653
ew

>>188524554
>update your system to play the latest games
My blood is boiling, and I think I am frothing from the mouth.

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I don't think this one was posted yet, but it's my favorite

>>188526942
>Not laughing when you get 69

>>188526816
>all these nerd girl problems

/v/ pls stahp. my heart can't take it.

>>188527064
This is where I think they just ran out of shit and just made some shit up

>>188526882
She's not a hipster.

because hipsters are too mainstream

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>>188526753

>telling anyone about anything even remotely similar to vocaloid

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>>188525967
bam

>>188525653
The Big Fag Theory is to nerds as Korn is to Industrial.

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You know when I was a kid nerds had shame. They had shame! They had horrible days at school, they were stuffed in lockers left there overnight reading whatever they could find, then in the morning the janitor would let 'em out and then they got the shit kicked out of 'em for wearin' the same stuff two days in a row.

>>188527076
>implying there's anything funnier than 24

>>188526861
m-maybe she played Morrowind?

>>188527064
why would you have more than one library card

all the libraries are just branches

come on

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>>188524473
How is that even a problem.
What, are you afraid the cashier is going to go "URGH SHES NOT CONFORMING TO INACCURATE AND DATED STEREOTYPES"?

>When you finally find something you want to fap to you've run out of time

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>move back in with parents
>get angry because mom wakes you up before noon on weekends
>check with internet provider
>still no 50 Mbit available in your town

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>>188526816
yeah, autistic chicks always get looked at funny

>>188526832
>tfw listening to Blood on the dancefloor
>about to cut my self with a razor blade cuz im sad that my bf broke up with me
>Dad walks in the room
>asks if we could talk
>tell him to fuck off because he dont know me
>dad closes the door and I hear him quietly cry
What a loser

>>188525715
The irony is so strong here that it is unsafe to directly view the jpg

>>188526942

i don't get it

sounds familiar though

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>>188526882

>everyone on my team is retarded

>>188527064
>Having more than one library card

I... what?