>>195022032 (OP)
I spent all my time playing video games

>>195022194
How do you afford video games?

Why does companies hiring interns ask this fucking question?

Thats why I'm applying as an intern instead of for a job you fucking idiots.

>>195022443
I-I pirate them.

>need to intern for experience to get a job
>need experience to intern to get a job

Has it seriously gotten this bad? How the fuck is anyone supposed to get work experience if they can't even intern somewhere?

>>195023516
welcome to Sweden

>>195023516

Volunteer work.

As in bust your ass doing someone else's job for absolutely nothing.

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>>195022032 (OP)
No, actually, I have experience, you clearly can't fucking read the resume sir.

>>195023862
so america is officialy a third world country with legal slavery?

that lady's suit is poorly fit. no wonder she gets paid less.

>>195023862
>hand in vlounteer work
>have to hand in a resume with it
Yeah, no, I think I'll just wait until my clinical placement thank you. Such bullshit.

>>195024023

Most volunteer jobs nowadays even require you to have some kind of prior experience. There's no end.

>>195024023
It's worse because most big chain stores don't count volunteer work as any kind of job experience.

I love it when the interview is with an actual person in the field that you're being hired for. When it's a HR person it's like fuck you I'm going to hire someone that is going to talk good and not do jackshit.

>>195024704
welder brah?

Let's stop kidding ourselves here, guys. "Experience" is just an industry term for "how many dicks you've sucked."

I mean, hell, that's part of the reason why frat guy and sorority girl business majors end up rich fatcats. Most of a sober frat guy's college days are spent sucking the dicks of big name business owners, and sorority girls get fucked by rich guys until they settle down and marry the richest one they can find, passing on a pre-nup so they'll get half in the divorce once they finally get tired of the guy, only to find another one once their pockets empty.

The business world is all about dick sucking. Remember that.

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No, actually I went to Craignewton but I was worried that you wouldn't have heard of it so I put the Royal Edinburgh College instead, because they're both schools, right, and we're all in this together, and I wanted to put across the general idea rather than the details, yeah? People get all hung up on details, but what's the point? Like which school? Does it matter? Why? When? Where? Or how many O grades did I get? Could be six, could be one, but that's not important. What's important is that I am, right? That I am.