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Being bad at quarter burners is not the same thing as paying for content that should have been included in the game.

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is he defending DLC

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>pay 5 bucks for quartereating videogame
>play 2 minutes
>please insert another 5 bucks

>>188761436 (OP)
>Not enjoying the cacophony of multiple cabinets going off at the same time.
It was all about the environment, Kid.

This argument only makes sense if you were to buy an arcade cabinet yet still have to pay quarters to the manufacturer to play it.

That is not the case.

This is an autistic comic.

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>>188762140
>Complaining about being bad.

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>>188761436 (OP)
>asking your parents for videogames
>at any age

>Implying that was the golden age

>>188761832
Just saying that the entertainment industry, and vidya especially, are a bunch of amoral predetors since the beginning.

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>>188762531
I'm sure that communists would have made amazing video games

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>>188761763
>spend 1 quarter
>finish game
>everyone behind me in the line is fucking mad at waiting an hour
find a different game you stupid fucks I am still playing

>>188761436 (OP)
he... he has a point

some of those fucking arcade games were blatant quarter eaters

>>188762753
Reasonable prozing is not communism.

>>188762754

>want to play metal slug or Raiden 2 at the arcade in our community college before I have to go to class
>Can't because I will be there for an hour with only one quarter

Sometimes being good at games can be a burden

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>no more new CattyN art
>ever

>>188762753
Tetris.

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>>188762876
Prozing?
what.jpg

So the point is just a different way to take our money and that's good somehow? Also arcades are not fucking home consoles.

>>188762847
anyone with even a hint of a brain can identify quarter eaters and avoid them

>>188762753
Well they made Tetris, which has more actual gameplay behind it than half of the QTE-infested press-A-to-win shitfests that are released nowadays

If only arcades hadn't died out by the time I was really into games

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>>188762753
>filename

>>188761436 (OP)
This also applies to any fucking retard who says the industry only recently became about money.

Hell, the second vidya crash was all about people trying to hone in on the market and make some cash.

You people are fucking stupid.

How many quarters did it take to beat the average arcade game? $60 worth? $70 worth?

No. It didn't.

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>>188763349
>>188763294
>>188763156
>implying that Tetris would have been possible if Glasnost and Perestroika were not deconstructing the Soviet Block allowing Tetris to be made.

What kind of dlc is only $1?

>>188762754
Only game I've done that on is Time Crisis, but man was it satisfying.

>>188763021
>Back in the day, playing that giant Star Wars arcade machine that has the space battles and lightsaber fights and Hoth scene and all that shit.
>Get 2+ hours of game for 50 cents.
>'Erryone be jelly.

>>188763349
I had to look at this picture for a while to get it

>Dad is a fatass nerd with red hair
>Kid has brown hair so his wife probably fucked some other dude
>This is dobson fantasizing about a life with a wife he wish he had instead of being lonely

Deep

>>188763563
horse vagina and anus

>>188763606
I loved that one, but rarely ever played it because the only place that had one was the movie theater, and it cost a dollar. No way im going for that

>>188763563
just as an example, the crosshairs dlc for tomb raider

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>>188763553
>Implying Soviet Universities gave a shit

>>188763553

Tetris was made in 84

Perestroika began in 86

>>188763667

>doesn't know how gingerism works

Are you fucking kidding me? Christ, it's almost as bad as that Fuckley comic comparing it to paying for petrol for a car.

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>>188763749
> Crosshair dlc

>>188763402
>implying you stopped playing an arcade game after finishing it
>implying you can "finish" most of arcade games

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>>188763761
>>188763785
>Tertris exported to west in 86

>>188761436 (OP)
Yea because the arcade system worked great and people didn't love the ability to one time buy a complete game they could play anytime.

Its why you see so many arcades now

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>>188764019
Wow the devs have been busy

>>188764284
>Sliencer
>Agility skill
Haha

>>188764049
>tfw when I still have best times on the Cruisin' arcade machine in the mall
>tfw I only put about 20 dollars in it

CRUIIIISIN, CRUIISIN THE WOOORLD YEAHYEAH!

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>arcades will never be popular again in the US

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>>188764209
>2013
>Still not awake

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>>188764284

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>>188764284
>headshot reticule

>>188764284
> Pistol silencer
> Agility skill

They're selling the ability to fucking move.
What's next, the ability to breath ?

>that complete lack of subtlety in the second panel
Jesus christ, it's like a fucking kelly comic. All it needs is a crying statue of liberty.

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>>188764284
>happy merchant strikes again

>>188764456
>breathable air mask
>2.99

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>>188764456
>video game sells the ability to breathe
>otherwise players die in a minute

>>188761436 (OP)
not playing a game in the arcade for hours off one quarter

>>188761436 (OP)
But you didn't have to buy the arcade machine before playing. What a fucking retard.

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>>188764376
>Soviet Russia did go to sleep
RIP 1922-1991
Good night, Sweet Prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

>>188764581
>sword constantly drains health
>hardcore difficulty unless you purchase our extra health potion pack!

>>188764284
This is all for the shitty multiplayer?

>>188764049
You finish when you get to the killscreen
And plenty of games had ends, Dragon's lair for example

>>188764581
>purchase the cheaper non-smoker pack
>survive an extra thirty seconds

THANK YOU DEVELOPERS

>>188764456
Hitman: Absolution and the ability to hold breath.

>playing the simpsons arcade game by myself
>some random shit arrives
>just inserts his coin and starts playing with me without saying a word

>>188764703
lets see...
the weapons, animal instinct, headshot reticule, agility skill can be used in normal game...I think there is a dlc that also gives you the ability to survive longer jumps in game.

>>188764632
good point actually
you could also watch other people play it over their shoulders to determine is it worth it

>>188761436 (OP)
I feel like I'm the only one that got your joke, OP. Nice one.

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>>188764868
>hog all resources and drops
>he dies and gives you that fucking look

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Time for some Preston classics, I figure.

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>>188765019
Video game related!

>>188763021
this
>go to movies with friends
>oh sweet a MvC machine
>I have 50 cents.
>By the time I was done movie was almost over

The old model is actually better. You only end up paying more if you're bad at video games

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>>188765105
:3 he's such a zany coot

>Your style fucking sucks, Preston!
>"I'LL SHOW THEM!"
>Adds denser outlines

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>>188765019
>the troll resembles Dobson more than his soapbox

>>188765019
>>188765105
>>188765185
who fucking cares jesus christ

>>188765105
>guys look at me i am literally the biggest pleb ever

>>188761436 (OP)
When I realized the joke, I laughed out loud.

Good one.

>>188765185
>Can't comprehend mathematics
This has always pissed me off.
It's the natural way of things, it makes logical SENSE.
WHAT CAN'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND?

I need the McDonalds cowboy hat comic.

I NEED it.

>>188765376
Because the guy who writes these comics is a bigger faggot then fuckley.

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>>188765185
>can't appreciate seinfeld

>>188765376
Nobody taught them the basics you need to understand math. Its like reading if you did not learn the skill by using mechanically.

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>>188765019
>people do this?
>people know disney
>true, it's a show for little girls
>what
>ok sure
>fair enough
>>188765105
>other M
>zelda cartoon

>>188765105
Ignoring everything else, much like a man ignores the cancer metastasized to every single part of his body: Lady in the water? Seriously?

The director makes himself the hero of the movie. It's a travesty of film and the final nail in the coffin of his dwindling career and dive into insanity.

Its like finding out that retarded shit who smells in your class is actually a secret rapist. You knew they were bad, but seriously?

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>Be 8, go to arcade for first time.
>Guy who works there is playing house of the Dead with both guns
>Dropps the spider boss and hands the second gun to me.

>Last week
>passing by a leisureplex on my lunch break go in for shits and giggles and dump €15 into a house of the dead 2 game.
>Get past the fist boss before I have to go
>Realise Theres kids watching, hand them the light guns with 10 credits still left in the machine
>Their faces lit up like It was fucking gold dust.

Life is good.

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>>188765185
>can't do math
>can't watch seinfeld
>no horror movies
>no drinking

I think I understand this guy now.

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>>188765185
I love this one in particular because he requested critiques on it.

Also, does anyone have the comic where he says he doesn't like Final Fantasy? It has him reading a thesaurus...I thought I had it, but I can't find it.

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>>188765185
>doesn't like seinfield
>can't drink
>likes mlp
>likes other m
>claims he's an artist bu can't use physical mediums

>>188764816
Dragon's lair was just a fucking movie with bullshit QTE's

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>>188764284
I thought you guys where bullshitting but damn.

>>188765376

they can't read the language of mathematics

if you ask your average americunt what the equal sign means I doubt you'd get a proper answer

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Why exactly does Preston hate football so much, I wonder?

Maybe I'm inflating this issue and blowing it up bigger than it needs to be...

>>188761436 (OP)
>Equating home console/PC DLC with arcade shit
>implying you couldn't beat an entire game on a single quarter

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>>188763072
He would really make more money with fetish commissions than pushing his... work.

>not going to the arcade tonight
>not watching marvel and injustice tournaments
>not playing sf4 and iidx against other people right there
>not getting delicious food with them right afterwards

i shiggity shinku haudoken

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>>188765840
is equivalent to

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Hey guys, did you know Tom is up to date with the latest memes?

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>>188765185
>can't appreciate seinfeld

stopped reading

>>188762847
Sure were, good thing they didn't charge you $40 up front before they started sucking up quarters.

>>188765869
So much projecting.

>>188765991
Yeah, but nobody has taught them the significance of it, which is even touched until you either start drawing graphs and other signs are introduced instead of =, or higher algebra.

>>188765105

> Star Trek Voyager

Confirmed for shit tier tastes.

>>188765376
God I really want to get into maths as a hobby but it just doesn't exist outside of beginners night classes for illiterate chavs.

>>188765845

I fucking love the GB packers. I don't give a shit about handegg but goddamn dat name.

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>>188766075
>$40 up front before they started sucking up quarters
You make it sound like you're being forced to buy shit like horse armor and it's not just the dev's way of squeezing a few more dollars out of dumb idiots. Aw who am I kidding.

>/v/ in charge of not over-inflating things and taking shit to the extreme

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>>188766282
>maths
muricans

No carnivale yet?

>>188765845

Actually studies show that the brains of heterosexual men with high libido are more similar to the brains of homosexual men with high and low libido, while the brains of heterosexual men with low libido are the most different from gay people.

Too much testosterone makes you gayer even if you fuck women.

>>188766507
>chavs
>american

>>188766507

"Maths" is a britbong word.

>>188766075
Pretty much exclusively western arcade games. Like Gauntlet. Fuck Gauntlet. I hold it responsible for the stereotype of the arcade game eating quarters.

>>188762754
>Not having everybody gather around behind you to cheer you on

That was the best part about being good at Mortal Kombat 2 and pretty much the only reason to play DDR.

>>188765185
seinfeld is literally the funniest show ever created
if you don't literally lol every single episode you have a shit sense of humor or are probably 16

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>>188765845
>Trekkies
>being that civil or thin or good at cosplay

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>>188765185

>>188765845
Hes a giant hypocrite, he hates "jocks" who won't give cosplay or MLP a chance but thinks that football players are retards (I won't even get into the fact that 90% are recruited from college leagues meaning they are educated to an equal if not better standard than his shitty design BA)

>>188762754

>go to arcade
>playing some megaman game
>very good at it
>some dude gets mad at me for not dying AT ALL
>pushes me over and I lose
>yell at him
>fight
>I get kicked out forever
>wait for dude to leave
>punch him square in the face
>he starts crying
>run away

>>188766730

I like The Office better than Seinfeld.

>>188766571
>People who enjoy sex have more in common with each other than people who don't.

No shit

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>>188764370
maybe not in your state, but this glorious motherfucker is a 30 minute drive from where I live

>>188766969

pleb

>>188765019
>>188765105
>Zelda Cartoon
>Lady in the Water
>MLP
>FUCKING Metroid Other M

the shit tier tastes of this dude are unbelievable

>>188766969
The Office seasons 2 and 3 are pretty perfect. Much different show than Seinfeld though.

>>188767000

Shhhh, don't tell him, you'll break his delusion.
Also nice trips.

>>188766969
the office went of da railz around late season 5-6

>>188766969
could be true, i have never seen gervais' office yet but i highly doubt it

Someone please dump the massive told images Preston got when he said some guy on deviant art wasn't a valid critic because his profile was new.

>>188765185
Is he... Is he citing John Mayer?

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>>188761436 (OP)
improved

I've never seen someone blow things out of proportion as large as this guy.

How come this guy can never fucking color his comics...er...right? Properly?

I don't know how to phrase it: they just look fucking bland as shit.

>>188767318
You mean when he got demolished by freaking Kazerad? I'm sure someone here has that, because it was pretty much the hardest I've ever seen someone told on DA.

>>188765185

>X+Y=Z

But thats not how an actual equation works. It would make more sense if he said "But WHY does 12+X=20?!?"

Then again it would probably just make him look like even more of a retard because thats obvious as fuck.

>>188765559
>not teaching yourself to read
It's like you're all really plebs!

>>188765185
>Seinfeld
Well that explains everything.

>>188767381
10/10 I finaly get the joke in the original strip

/r/ mcdonalds comic and the one where he dislikes D&D

>>188767402
It's worth mentioning he has an Inflation Fetish.
Which is a really shitty fetish, Vore of all things is better than inflation

>>188766130
what are you talking about? Please don't make things up because you want to talk trash about America. There are serious gripes with our country but I was taught inequality and equality at the elementary level and what they meant. that is prerequisite baby tier knowledge for mandatory questions on state tests.

>>188767819
Thatsthejoke.jpg

movies should pause in the middle and have commercials until the theater staff collects another 15 dollars to see the rest of the movie. if you don't pay you will be forced out of the theaters and charged 5000 dollars for pirating

>>188767723
heh yeah took me a second too.

>>188767520

X+Y=Z is a formula, not an equation. Not that it matters, you could show him an incredibly simple theorem and he would still be baffled

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>>188766746
THE DIC CARTOONS ARE NOT FUCKING CANON

>>188762531
No that's the arcade field of business, slot machines, pachinko. Any apparatus that accepts small change for limited use. As I reckon, Warren Buffett started his fortune like this, and a lot of mafia control these around the world, so no, it's not the same thing, it's not the same people owning the arcade as the people who made vidya back in 1990.

Although Kotick was already in the business by that time, he was nowhere near as influential.

>>188767504
Yea those series of events. All the backpedaling was amazing.

>>188767919
>contains =
>not an equation

>>188765185
>Dobson can't paint
I'd have never guessed

Where are the parodies? Why do you guys have threreal ones saved?

>>188766108
You obviously never saw the original comic. The only difference is this one says the same thing in less words.

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>>188767950
ur mum thought my dic was a canon last nite

#rekt

>>188765869
>>188765845
>>188765701
>>188765185
>>188765105
>>188765019
Is it possible for a human being to be legitimately this wrong and have such a bad taste?

Or does he do it because he wants attention?

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>>188768457
He's just a legitimately bad person. He has an abysmal attitude and can't accept criticism at all.

Pay attention to one of these comic panels for a pretty hilarious mistake.

>>188767000
>>188767105
>More similar to homosexuals with high AND LOW libido.

Obviously, since you idiots can't into reading, this means straight men with high libido are more similar to ALL GAYS than a straight man with a low libido.

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you fucking retards holy shit

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>>188761436 (OP)
Emotionally-repressed Japs who can 1CC every arcade made in the last 25 years laugh at Tom Preston and his white boy dis-coordination

>>188765702


>dat story

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>>188766746

>that fem link

>>188768717

nigga drew himself skinny as fuck

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>>188768717
>add as a friend

>People are actually defending micro transactions

Do you ever get the feeling that you are living in a world where the protag keeps making the bed-end decisions?

>>188768717
lol he's sending the request. dobson, you suck dick

>>188768717
>send request

>>188769048
we live in the second save. First save is wonderful place with no pollution and all the collectibles found.

>>188765664
I honestly couldn't believe what I was witnessing when I was trying to watch lady in the water.

I can't even recall it properly, the only thing that comes to mind is paul giamatti giggling like a child while squirting milk out of his nose because he needed to act like a retard to advance the plot or something.

So yeah, I didn't know it was possible to value andrew dobson's opinion any less but I guess I finally do now!!!

>>188768717
I wish my computer shouted the opposite of what was on screen.

>THERE IS NO PORNOGRAPHY HERE

>>188765376
Back in second year of high school I couldn't understand algebra at all, the year after i could magically understand it.

If you like logic see it this way, you can sometimes not understand mathematics because at one point of the necessary mental gymnastic required, your logic fails to grasp one or multiple necessary points making you lose all unconscious motivation to pursue the solution.

>>188768717
>Fat chance!
>fat

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>>188768765
>Lost my rifle

Plebs actually thinking Seinfeld comes close to Fawlty towers, Blackadder or Black books, mfw

>>188765376
becaus they are not nerdlords ?

>>188768717
>inbox 22
Is that it?

>>188767015
>ventersthetwilightzone.jpg

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>>188770074
>Black books in the same league as Fawlty towers and Blackadder

my sides,

>>188766746
School of hard TOLDS

>$1 add-on content

For what? Some stupid in-game mountain dew t-shirt?

>>188770294
Just look at the other replies to the post.

>>188770074
>picking an image from the worst season in BA

God, season 1 was aweful. Luckily the station came to their senses and let BLACK Adder have real BLACK humor.

>>188766507
>He doesn't even know his own damn region's slang
Fucking brilliant

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>>188764284
>pleb tier dlc

eve does everything on hardcore mode.

>>188770705
Actually, they were scraping the bottom of the barrel after season 1 because they spent a fuckton of budget to film outdoors, Blackadder as a series was almost about to die after the first season, also one of the reasons there isn't a single outdoor scene after the first season

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>>188768717
>send request

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>>188763156
>>188763294
>>188763349
>implying soviet russia was communist

>>188768717
I can almost make out what is tabs are.

Pretty sure I should be offended by them

Arcades would have been more fun if you had a chance to earn quarters by completing levels/beating the game. It's like gambling, but for kids.

>>188767000
You better shut your whore mouth.

>>188771201
>filename

>>188765185
All those four panels in the bottom are like things that make you a bad person. If you hate/don't understand those things, then just kill yourself

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>>188766837

>>188761436 (OP)
I believe the father was referring to his consoles back in the day, not arcades. Stupid artist using a stupid way of conveying it's acceptable for micro transactions today because arcades charged you a quarter every time you played.

You had to pay for the game cabinet, the electricity it used, the people who fix the cabinet when it breaks, and the people who work at the arcade. It's a business, not a fucking console you use at home.

>This artist deserves to die.

But Arcades were actually fun to play.

>>188771920
The arcade business model meant that games had to be top notch. Therefore many arcade games are top notch. Far better than anything you'll get on a console anymore.

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>>188771920
>Using the word "Fun"

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>>188767819
The only fetish shitter than inflations is scat

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>>188764284
>Wow guys! Look at all this content that should have come with the final product!

>>188771719

I really can't drink alcohol (at least not completely), though I always buy and try to drink one during nights with friends.

However, I bet Preston never drink at all in his entire life, and is being a faggot about it.

>>188772095
>Competition breeds creativity.
Too bad the big 3 force the entire console industry into keeping their prices high even years after a games release no matter what the sales on it were.

>>188771719
>>188772547
This. I can't even drink because of diabeetus. But in the wedding of my best bro, I drank some, because you are not going to miss the toast of your best bro's wedding (and had my insulin at hand). It's about not being a faggot about it.

>>188772095
>The arcade business model meant that games had to be top notch
er

are you forgetting greedy arcade owners setting difficulties to max, lives to '1' etc

it's easy to be nostalgic in an era of MAME etc, huh

>>188770705
>...and rest

>>188773019
No, I'm not forgetting how arcade owners in the west ran the entire arcade industry so far into the ground that it will never come out.

That's the fault of arcade owners, not the games, which were top notch.

>>188773019
>Can literally see the dip switches through mame to know that their were failsafes to keep people from doing this
>Still acts like it happened
There was regulations on this shit like there still is today. You have no understand of most of arcades history.

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did somebody say old news

>>188772434

horrible

>>188773289
>That's the fault of publishers, not the games, which were top notch

>>188773328
>There was regulations on this shit like there still is today
Do tell.

>>188772434
Lazy Carlos, reeeaal lazy.

>>188767381
you didn't change anything

>>188773497
>That's the fault of publishers, not the games, which were top notch
What the fuck are you even on about?

>>188773497
Go to any non fighting game and look at the dip switches in Mame.

>>188762754

I can do that on the Area 51 cabinet since I've basically memorized enemy locations and 'variations' if your combo is long enough.

>permanent auto-shotgun

Feels awesome.

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You fags don't know shit about anything.

>>188773761
it's possible to divorce 'quality of game' from 'do i like publisher/creator/brood mother'

as opposed to saying 'arcade games had to be top notch just because'

>>188773873
>regulations

>>188773649
look at the guy with the mustache

>>188773873
What the fuck are you even saying?

>that kid that had tons of quarters and when he decided he would finish a game he would spend all afternoon in the same game

i was that kid

>>188774056
I still don't follow what your point is supposed to be. What do publishers have to do with the fact that arcade games had to be top notch?

>>188773019
I guess I am forgetting that, because I honestly cannot recall that ever happening. Where are you from?

>>188774787

>Go to arcades after they introduce the cards
>Someone leaves behind a card with $40 on it

it's on motherfucker

>>188774787
>Being this bad at your hobby

>>188770705

The Black Adder is far blacker than II, The Third or Goes Forth.

>>188775226
>playing easy games

>>188775470
>Implying you'e implying correctly

>>188775006
premise:
>arcade games are top notch
>arcade owners are assholes

my view:
>hypothetical game is top notch
>hypothetical developers can be saints or EA-tier evil
notice how these two points are not necessarily linked

>>188773873
I just pulled up Sunset Riders, it was the first thing I saw. I just set the game to 4 coins/play, along with maximum difficulty, one life, and no extends. What exactly was your point supposed to be?

>Spending five dollars for a day at the arcade
>The same as spending 60 dollars on a game then an additional 15 dollars for extra content

>>188775563
Oh, so in other words you're just ranting about something completely unrelated and nonsensical. That's kind of what I figured. Okay then.

>>188775695
>spending 60 dollars on a game then an additional 15 dollars for extra content
...that you then get to keep
unless you want to dance around the idea of 'ownership'

>>188775748
oh. okay. we're rusing each other, or something. whatever. i dunno

TOM PRESTON HAS FINALLY MADE ONE GOOD COMIC!

I'm only saying it once here.

>>188770540
Its not far off.

>>188771063
The script improve considerably though. In a comedy show its better to be actually funny than have good sets.

>>188775871
It wasn't written by Tom Preston, he just does the art for that webcomic

>>188774034
>PC gaming being better than Arcades
>Any kind of gaming better than Arcades
>Any year
LOL

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>>188765376
>tfw autistically good at maths

>>188776103

Thank goodness. It felt wrong typing that, even if it were true.

>>188776115
>shitposting this bad

-2/10

>>188775695
>Spending five dollars for a day at the arcade
Assuming you pay sixty bucks for a game, if you play it for twelve days...

well, you do the math

>>188776258
Even then, the webcomic is kind of shit.

>>188776225
>terrible at multiplication/division
>algebra is basically applying rules and hypotheticals to numbers
>work with Excel for job

there's probably a common link here somewhere

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>>188776312
>Implying that the best games aren't on arcades, wich also have the most variety out of any gaming device
>Being a tremendous faggot on the year 2013

>>188775695
>five dollars for a day at the arcade

yes, anon, it literally costs five dollars for a day at the arcade never, ever have kids, ever

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>>188776792

If arcades are so good, why aren't there any?

>>188776792
You're not smurfing me smurf

>>188777051
If CoD is so bad, how come there are so many?

>>188776908
It costs five dollars for a day at the arcade if you A) aren't shit at games and B) don't continue like a retard.

>>188774034
Nobody had computers in the 80s.

They were fucking retardedly expensive back then.

>>188777281
i'll be sure to tell my children that, then

>>188777272
If your mother swallowed, how're you still here?

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>>188777051
>Why aren't there any Arcades in america, the place were CoD sells the most?

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>>188765185
LOL

>>188766837
Beautiful

>>188762753

Commies made only inferior clones of American and Japanese arcade games like Pac-Man and Missile Command.

>>188777714
Because men can cum more than once. Really man, I really expected more from you.

>>188778124
20/10

>>188766043

Is that guy in the bottom panel meant to be Shigeru Miyamoto?

>>188779537
Yes. Tommy isn't very good at making people not look young.

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>your face when one of the cabinet's dip switches was turned to freeplay

Mame's soft switches are fun, can't wait for summer when I build a cabinet of my own

>>188779714

Or with facts. Shiggs has nothing to do with pogeymans.

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Preston never fails to make me laugh. Even Buckley is lame in comparison.

>>188778124
that shit is hilarious

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>that one guy who dual wields in House of The Dead

He looked pretty impressive when I was young

>Using the crimes of the past to justify the crimes of the present

Top lel.

>>188782857

>That one guy who sees you about to lose, so he hops in and shoots everything to keep you floating

thanks dude

>>188782857

>Arctic Thunder
>Time Crisis III
>House of the Dead II
>Area 51
>Lost World: Jurassic Park
>Shadow over Mystara
>Fast and Furious