>>192967736 (OP)

Also got a 10/10 on ign

>>192967736 (OP)
We'll see. Already has an 80

That's not Thief Gold.

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That's not Bioshock Infinite.

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>>192967823
And now Giantbomb.

>>192967736 (OP)
>biocock infinite
>10/10 flawless goty
"lol paid"

>last of us
>10/10 flawless goty
"sony has raiser the bar"

>>192967823

Uncharted 3 and Skyward Sword also got a 10 on IGN, it doesn't count for much

>Reviewing a game ten days before release
Isn't that unethical?

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I don't see how could a generic tps in a generic enviroment with generic characters with generic gameplay and generic graphics with 20-hour escort mission and shitty multiplayer along with pre-order DLC get 10/10 unless they are paid reviews,

>>192968168
>>192967823
>>192967736 (OP)
Well that settles it. GOTY anyone?

>>192968171
Notice the question mark.

>>192968228
You can't review something when you are busy at e3

>>192968228
Are you retarded? It's so reviews can be out when the game is out/just before

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>Caring about reviews

>>192968253
Yes, but when a game gets 10/10 I'm willing to give it a chance. God knows it's never looked particularly amazing, but I'll watch a few videos to see if it deserved that score.

So what is winning GOTY, This or GTAV?

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>>192968253
>buzzwords

0/10 apply yourself

Also, here comes the flood of asspained fanboys.

>>192968168
Changes the rules by doing by the book gameplay and story?

>>192968271
this implies he means it, he is not even asking a question

>Jim Sterling

naughty dog probably sent him free donuts lel

>>192968372
Bioshock already won.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko1sklmOR9E

Just so you guys know, paid off reviews isn't new. It's been around since the SNES generation. Some gaming magazine actually did an article on it back then. I've seemed to have lost it though. I'm sure someone else has it saved

>>192968438
Oh so you've played it?

>>192968669
There is a demo out.

>>192968725
And the entire game can be pirated

>>192968336
Pretty much this, look at Bioshock Infinite or Skyrim. /v/ will go through those phases again.
>BEST GAME EVER
>The one before it was better
>Shit shit shit

Reviewers and critics are nothing but paid shills. They're worthless scum and anybody listen to them should kill himself/herself.
Unsurprising, given how the "review" and "critic" concepts are flawed ones: at the end, it boils down to personal preference or how much money the creator is paying to you.

>>192968253
>Generic environment

Last of Us has an environment no game has ever done before ever. A post-apocalyptic setting, but instead of a desolate wasteland, there's actually lush vibrant natural backdrops regrowing over the decayed ruins.

>>192968168
>by Patrick Klepek

Surprised no one mentioned this.

>>192968669
Yes stores get early copies they can't sell until streetdate, but not all stores follow it..
Also how is surviving a harrowing but thrilling journey through a world forever changed by death and destruction throwing out the rule book?

Polygon gave it a 7.5, then again Microsoft's the one funding that site

>>192968884

The only "paid shill" here is you.

I'll wait for Yahtzee's review.

>>192969028
>2013
>Still watching him

>>192968928
Crysis 3 did this not too long ago. Looked far better in that game, too.

>>192968884
I would agree with this if it wasn't for the fact that if all of the Last of Us reviews were 4/10s, these same people would point to those same reviews and claim the game is shit.

>>192968928
OH SNAP. That's basically "the fish now swim away from you"-tier innovation.
But I'm not going to judge the game until I have played it.

>>192968928
>no game has ever done before ever

Going to assume you're kidding

>>192969073
This.

I'm still not sold on the "survival." I imagine it'll be more like Deadlight than even STALKER.

>>192969176

Of course he is

9.5 on GI.

http://www.gameinformer.com/games/the_last_of_us/b/ps3/archive/2013/06/05/the-last-of-us-review-naughty-dogs-grim-masterpiece.aspx

BASED FUCKING SONY
BASED FUCKING ND

LITERALLY

SONY

DOMINATION

So the game isn't out for another 9-10 days and there's all these 10/10s floating around already?
THIS TOTALLY ISN'T CLICK BAITING.

>>192968139
get out

>>192969028
>watching an edgy fedora-tier brit who only speaks in metaphors thinking it excuses retarded opinions

>>192969132
That's why any kind of score is worthless. I've found 5/10 and 4/10 games far more enjoyable than many 8/10 or 10/10 games.
If I were truly interested in The last of Us I would play it even if everyone bash it.

le jews need your money

don't buy crap

>>192968862
Nobody thought Skyrim was good. Some of us got excited for it, but when it came out we were all aware how fucking terrible it was.

Also, the one before it WAS better, so I'm not sure what point you're trying to make there.

>>192969073
I'll take your word for it, because like everyone else on the planet, I didn't play Crysis 3

>>192969572
7.5 from shitaku 2.0

Scores mean nothing anymore. Anytime a game does anything slightly different and doesn't completely fuck it up it gets near perfect scores these days.

All this tells me is naughty dog poured all their money into buy offs. Then the people buying the game solely because of the 10/10 reviews will drone on and on about how perfect the game really is. But if the game had gotten a 7/10 the very same people would go on and on about the games many flaws.

Drones gonna drone.

This is the new Bioshock Infinite, a story driven game with poor and simplistic gameplay that will be praised by the press and casuals and then be forgotten within two weeks.
BUT! now it is a Sony exclusive, which means we won't hear the end of it for like a month, and any and all criticism will be met with accusations of being a Nintendo fanboy.
When does the game come out? I think I'll stop browsing /v/ then.

>>192969780
didn't mean this as a reply

>>192969736
You could literally just google Crysis 3 and every single picture would show that he's right.
>Wah i'll just bury my head in the sand waaaahhh

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>>192969028

I was told Skyward Sword was 10/10 and "the best game ever" too. Never again. I will wait for /v/ to argue about it and selectively form an opinion based on that.

>>192969736
You sound angry. You're dead wrong if you believe TLOU is going to be some groundbreaking and interesting game. It's going to be an escort game like Bioshock Infinite with little "sandbox" areas like Crysis 2 and setpieces like Uncharted.
Specially given how, according to those reviews, you barely fight the fungus enemies.

>>192968928
just to further refute you in case you aren't b8ing
Enslaved: Odyssey to the West has that very setting, and it looks good too

>console peasants arguing over which turd is the best in their arsinal

Eurogamer 10/10
Edge 10/10
Destructoid 10/10
OPM UK magazine 10/10
IGN 10/10
Gamereactor 10/10
Gamesrader 5/5
Empire online 5/5
Giantbomb 5/5
Polygon 7.5
Gamespot 8/10
Gamingbolt 10/10
Godisageek 10/10
The Sess 5/5
CVG 10/10
thesixthaxis 10/10
nowgamer 8.5
videogamer 10/10
digital spy 5/5
gamingbolt 10/10

>>192969989
I enjoyed Uncharted, and if this is similar to Uncharted I'll probably buy it. But I agree with you. To pretend it's groundbreaking in any way shape or form is ridiculous.

>>192969681
PC fag detected

>>192970162

obvious jew marketing is obvious

>>192970162
>Polygon 7.5
>nowgamer 8.5
>Gamespot 8/10
So the game is ~8/10. Sounds about right.

>>192969952
To me, IGN lost all the small credibility they had on their God Hand review.
Funny thing is, despite the fact they gave it only 3.0, it's still on their top 100 games list.

>>192970204
Why not just get Tomb Raider? It's better than any of the uncharted games

>>192969952
>I will wait for /v/ to argue about it
It's a sad state of affairs when /v/ is the better place to get reviews and opinions about a game.
To be fair, it's possible for The Last of Us to be a genuinely great game, but we're a bit cynical given how any turd gets 10/10 these days.

>>192970162
>Polygon 7.5
7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5 7.5

confirmed for an average game

>>192970332
It really isn't.

>>192969781
Thank God we have you to show us the light, the only man immune to their powers.

>>192970383
You can't see 10s?

17 out of 20 reviews is 11/10 - "Its okay."

Either this is one of the best games ever made, or someone paid a lot of cash.

>>192970407
It is. It's the same exact game except with open areas to explore, leveling up weapons and skills, and tombs to explore.

>>192970279
Where in that post suggest that?

>>192970204
Same, Uncharted 2 was very good. First PS3 game I've ever played.

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>>192969720
>oblivion
>better than any other elder scrolls game

>>192970535
I think.

>>192970442
clearly its paid.

I bet you my life the game is scripted as hell, and all you do is simple puzzle > shoot > collect ammo >repeat

>>192970468
OR reviewers just have terrible taste.

>>192970468
I don't think they even need to be paid. These websites run on ad money, the high scores are to please the fanboys and for getting more traffic. It has been like this since forever.

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>>192967736 (OP)
>sony drones

>>192970538
>Reading comprehension
>Not having it
I said Oblivion was better then Skyrim. But Morrowind is better than Oblivion a thousand times over.

>>192968193
But Skyward Sword is rightfully the best Zelda game of all time!

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>The only honest reviews are the ones I agree with

>>192970162
holy shit

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>>192968268
nope

>>192970442
High scores 10 days before release is fishy as hell.
Polygon on the other hand doesn't seem to give a fuck and goes back to change the score of games when their perfect preview environment doesn't reflect the actual consumer release environment. That alone makes them more trustworthy than just about every other review site.

>>192970538
Oblivion has better main story and better guilds than Skyrim at the very least. Skyrim was mainly Bethesda taking Oblivion+ a bunch of user mods and implementing them as part of the base game anyway so whatever.

>>192968436
>D-don't use buzzwords!
>uses buzzwords

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>>192970623
>better than Skyrim
>better than anything

>>192967823
there was a fucking time on /v/ where this wouldn't fly far

it seems /v/ is being flooded by neofags

>>192970597
Almost seems like they stole all those reaction images from /v/ in their multiple shilling crusades.

>>192968928
Portal 2 even did this shit you enormous retard.

>>192968928

Enslaved.

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>2013
>Still giving 10s to 14 hour long movies
You seriously have a sequence in the game that lasts for 30 minutes without any weapons where you must QTE everything. I'm not fucking giving this a 10 even if I get fired.

>>192970664
The only good and reliable reviewer is yourself. No one else. Even if those faggots agree with you.

>>192970793
Skyrim was fucking atrocious, and Oblivion had some great guild quests. It was also vaguely deep, and was, at the very least, an RPG. Skyrim cannot boast of any of those things.

>>192969781
>yfw its an actually a perfect game

>>192970764
Someone if anal blasted.

>>192970764
>defending vidya journalism
you're the biggest of faggots

Nier is better.

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>>192970764
Thanks for reaffirming once and for all that Super Paper Mario was the best game ever.
...wait, that wasn't the message? But it's true nonetheless...

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New scale /v/

>>192970858
>You seriously have a sequence in the game that lasts for 30 minutes without any weapons where you must QTE everything. I'm not fucking giving this a 10 even if I get fired.
Stop lying. The game isn't out yet.

>>192970919
>All video game journalism is inherently and I will never accept anyones views who is paid to write about video games.

Is this really what you're saying?

woah, another paid review shit for a movie game.

>>192971062
Yes.

>>192971039
>implying I'm lying
>implying Not Ellen Page doesn't just shoot you in the end before you get infected and the credits roll as the gunshot is heard.

>>192970919
How is that defending it?

Will people ever get tired of zombie games? Seems like 10 of them come out everyday and 50 more are lined up.

>games rated 10 aren't perfect
>since nothing is

>implying tetris isn't a perfect video game

http://www.metacritic.com/browse/games/score/metascore/all/ps3?view=condensed&sort=desc
>4th highest
Are you ready? All you fuckers screaming paid reviews need to actually sit down and read the reviews or watch a video review. You can clearly see this is a game made with love instead of setpieces like uncharted 3. Day 1 buy. Ill enjoy hearing /v/ bitch about how shit a game it is for months having never touched it. This is all the storytelling of Infinite with all the gameplay of a god damn video game. It's time motherfuckers.

>1280 x 720 resolution console gaming

>>192968862

There were people on /v/ hating Bioshock Infinite before it even came out. I was one of them.

>>192970848
>Portal 2
>post apocalyptic

>>192971163
He posted it in response to people dismissing the 10/10 scores. Don't ignore the context.

97 right now. That will change drastically with that 75. Bound to be others as well

>>192968928
Most jRPGs with a medieval Europe setting take place after society was destroyed by some ancient war with nukes and the people rebuilding made everything look like medieval Europe but with less poop everywhere.

>>192971126
Then your shit and you're opinion is shit.

>>192971164
>will people ever get tired of platformers
>will people ever get tired of fpses
>will people ever get tired of gritty realism
IT HAPPENS. It will happen. And some sucky new trend will come to ruin everything. Except that's not even remotely true, but since this is /v/ everything has to be shit.

>>192971259
TOP LEL

>>192971292

Yes. It is.

No game this generation is a legitimate 10/10.

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Why the fuck is this game getting so much attention anyways?

I checked out the gameplay trailer because people were talking about how great it is and how it's the "Citizen Kane" of video games.

It looks like they took Uncharted, put Human Revolution's combat / takedown system into it and gave it Ashley from RE4 with actual AI.

The only thing that looks decent is the envrionment, and even that has been done by other games before.

Seriously, how is this in anyway "innovative"? I mean it looks nice, and I'll probably see about picking it up when it's 15-20 bucks and actually worth the price, but it just looks like another shooter with "survival" taped on the side.

So, this is a gritty Uncharted with an escort mission, right?
And a 2deep4u sad ending?
In a "I Am Legend" inspired setting?
Wasn't this called Enslaved at some point?
Only good thing this game has is Ellie, because i wanna fuck her

>>192971407
Yes, that's what I was looking for in >>192968579

>>192971308
Yeah, I guess I should've known the answer to that.

>>192971126
Do you have this view for video games every sort of medium? Do you believe that anyone relying on advertising money from the products they review are too prone to corruption to listen to regardless of field (this is most of the mainstream media)
Do you take it even further and believe any person in a position of power will abuse that power for financial gain?

>>192971308
Sure, I'm shit, but at the end of the day you're the one reading pamphlets while thinking they're a professional critic's opinion.

>>192971350
But Portal 2 was shit. And so was Portal. Those games don't count.

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>mainstream media give games like Ni No Kuni and Dark Souls high scores
HA HA HA WHAT DID I TELL YOU FAGGOTS GOTYAY I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS THANK YOU BASED IGN

>mainstream media give games like Last of Us and DmC high scores
BULLSHIT PAID REVIEWS GAYMEN JOURNALISM AND BY ASSOCIATION GAYMEN IS DEAD CASUAL PLEB SHIT FOR CASUAL PLEB AUDIENCE MUH MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS 9.8/10 IT'S OKAY

Just fucking stop.

>>192971293
Not what I posted it in response to

>>192970885
>Oblivion
>guild quests
>vaguely deep
>an RPG
>Skyrim cannot boast of any of those things

by any non autistic measure they are substantially identical games

you can split hairs about good and bad things but don't pretend one is something the other is not

>>192971474
I disagreed with all statements before but since power corrupts and absolute power corrpts absolutely, I find that LAST statement to be true. (not the faggot you were talking to, btw.)

Fez got 9s and 10s.

Minecraft got 9s and 10s.

>>192971528
>implying I don't hate all of them
>treating /v/ as a single person

TLOU will be painfully mediocre and overrated.

Also forgotten after a month.

>>192971578
top lel, it's like you never played either.

No Famitsu? Who the fuck cares then?

Hopefully people will get over Bioshock Infinite now. I don't like enjoying a game that all the casuals are talking about.

>>192971308
If journalist aren't paid shills, then why every single one of them:
>Whiteknighted EA after the consumerist award.
>Defended always online
>Defend no used games systems.
>Defended Bioware through the ME3 debacle
>Defend the Xbox One's anti-consumer schemes.

>>192971629
You retards need to realize when someone says "/v/" they mean the general consensus and not that it's all one person.

After watching the CVG videos and there lets play on it, it just doesn't seem like a £40 game, I'll probably pick it up for £20 though, it just doesn't seem like the content of a £40 game.

>>192971512
your name should be neo/v/-man

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>>192971259

>>192971387

Dark Souls is a 9.5

>>192971528
>people thanking ign
>thinking DmC was not paid like shit reviewers
opinion invalidated

>>192971660
>Famitsu
>rating call of duty 10/10 and other popular shit
>relevant

>>192971812
Fuck off, shithead.

>>192971740

/v/ has no general consensus on some topics

>>192971719
Gawker network confirmed for paid shills.
Then again everyone already knew that.

>>192971719
Because even if they aren't paid the publishers can just embargo them which means no reviews which means no revenue. You can't trust them either way.

>>192971719
they gave a ps3 sony exclusive game a perfect score, so it's fine


>third party game gets perfect scores
"lol paid reviews"

>sony exclusive gets perfect score"
"clap clap clap, citizen kane"

>>192971719
Most journalists are AGAINST always online and AGAINST no used games systems. ME3 was pretty much a shit debate on all sides and really showed how entitled everyone really was, no false promises made, just hype backlash. And are you even LOOKING AT THE PRESS RIGHT NOW everyone is bashing XBOX One!
Which is exactly what they did with EA, including the ridicule before AND after the award.
master ruseman/10

>>192971870

Compelling argument.

>>192971780
>someone doesn't like a game made by Based Gaben Studios
>"lel i'll just call him a newfag"

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>>192971791
I wish those sonyggers and any kind of company drones get fucking purged from this world.

>>192971856
What happened with Famitsu?

Back then, only SM64 had a 10/10. Not it keeps giving 10/10 to any game

>>192968268
Yeah cause I totally care about the ratings of trash sites like ign and Giantbomb.

Fucking Giantbomb gave Diablo 3 5/5

>>192971939
>No false promises made
Except they there won't be a red, green, blue ending. Which there was.

>>192971878
Yes, but on this one it does.

>>192972002
But the black character is a girl

>>192972002
Fine with me, I wasn't planning on fucking a dude any time soon.

>>192971939
Yeah, why accept Microsoft's money to defend the console if your site's reputation will also go down?

>>192971917

Stop trying to push that narrative, Shlomo, I'm a Sonygger but I hate ND and their movie-games.

>>192972000
Thanks for sticking up to me, I actually didn't even notice that comment.
I actually think Portal and Portal 2 are some of the best games of all time
>>192972072
THERE WAS A FOURTH ONE.

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Seriously are we giving another zombie game 10/10 GOTY?
I played the demo and it played and looked like every other mainstream 3rdps.
I liked the Uncharted games and i'm sure TLOU has a great story.
But you have to ask if it's really worth 60$.
I'm going to wait till around mid July to get or wait until it's 30$ after the PS4 comes out.

>>192972002

Ellie is such a generic name for that type of character.

>>192971528
To be honest, I think number scores should just go away. In my opinion, the fact that they exist is proof that they're intended to influence the purchasing decisions of the illiterate, therefore it's easy to come to the conclusion that these are not reviews of the games, but rather paid advertisement. It's absolutely disgusting how much cock video game "journalists" choke on.

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Sonyggers don't even praise the right games,

>>192967736 (OP)
Oh hey, a big name game with lots of backing is getting perfect scores from major reviewing sites?

Yeah, thats new.

>>192972208
>associating yourself with a company
Really, faggot?

>>192972363
Epic fursona bro

If God Hand got 10/10, would people be saying "PAID REVIEWS!"?

As usual, you butthurt idiots can't accept a good game which isn't made by Platinum.

>>192972221
Because games should be judged on their own merits.
Spec Ops wasn't just another 3rd person shooter. Super Mario Galaxy wasn't just another platformer. COD: MW8 wasn't just another FPS.

>>192972320
THey are intended to give information about a game which people tend to look up so they know what games to buy. The conclusion, however, simply DOES NOT FOLLOW. wikipedia.com/nonsequiturallupinthismotherfucker.

>>192972420
>Jak is furry

Stop. You're just wrong.

>>192972363
>there are people who like uncharted and encourage ND to make more shitty movies

>>192972445
Quentin please.

>>192972002
In my mind, the only cock she loves is her dad's.

>>192972492
Daxter gets turned into an epic fursona, bro.

>>192972208
too bad the majority of sony drones disagree with you, cunt

>>192972445
>Platinum
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>192972445
>implying people accepted the sole idea of a Bayonetta sequel to raffine the concept.

>>192972445
>If God Hand got 10/10, would people be saying "PAID REVIEWS!"?
Yes, as much as I love the game it is not 10/10.

>>192972002
What?

>Story / narrative is a relevant aspect reviewing a VIDEO GAME
>a fucking VIDEO GAME
>The gameplay itself is ignored in the final score

Seriously?

>>192972069
Every reviewer reviewed Diablo 3 by playing pretty much through Nightmare.
To that point, the game IS fine.
Giant Bomb 5/5 are not the same as many other sites' and magazines' 10/10.
They give them out to anything that is 8+/10.

Of course if you play beyond that point all of the things that are irreparably fucked are obvious.
Paid reviews everywhere anyways

Also
>brad reviews

>>192972638
Some lie /pol/ spread on this board that Ellie has a black BF in the game. The black character is actually a girl.

>>192971157
> implying they'd steal the storyline from some boring and underwhelming no-game graphic novel as The Walking Dead

>>192972657
Yes, enjoy your movies for retards.

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>>192972663
Are you dissing my reviews?

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>>192970858

Man... I think you've all reached maximum buttdevastation. The fucking game isnt even out yet, i bet you havent even played a second of the game and if you have, then that means you actually have a Ps3 to play it on and are actually interested on it. Tell me truth, how many of you who claim it's a bad, repetitive, movie-like game have a Ps3? Because the stand you guys are taking here is really sense less, i mean a game gets a bunch of 10s but instead of saying "Oh mite b cool, have to try it for myself" you guys say "It's shit, paid review, uncharted was boring movie shit so this has to be the same". That's like comparing uncharted's plataforming sections to the ones on Crash bandicoot 3. It might be from the same company but that doesnt mean it is going to be exactly the same game. Don't be so mad, /v/ros, just let the people enjoy a game for once. I honestly wish you all a good day.

>>192972698
/pol/ absolutely loves black cocks

>>192972657
Story is a relevant part of a video game. But so is gameplay. Both should be good.

>>192972445
As much as I love God Hand (it's one of my top five Playstation 2 games), it was flawed, lacked polish and it's not appealing to the casual gamer, making it unworthy of a 10/10 score.
So yeah, I would call it "PAID REVIEW"

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>>192972000
hurrdurr trololol
>No one did this
>Even this game did
>T-t-that one doesn't count!

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>>192972813

>>192972729
>being this mad.

>>192972865
>and it's not appealing to the casual gamer
>/v/
RIP in peace, you brave handsome warrior, for you will be buried in shit.

>>192972813
i'm sure it's a great game i just don't think it's 20/20 GOTY

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>Rational games works on bioshock infinite for like a million years.
>Finally comes out, everyone loves it.
>Last of us, known to be in like development for like 3 years comes out and gets even better scores, proclaimed pretty much game of the generation and just shits on infinite and probably steals all its awards.

Don't really care about both games, but I just find this hilarious.

is this an uncharted-like?

>>192972954
I think hes stating this using the logic gaming journalism uses. I hope.

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>>192972813
sorry m8 not this time

>>192972983
pssst, both games are fucking shit

>>192972813
Hi, I have a PS3.
It is an overhyped, repetitive, cinematic experience.

>>192972947
> you're being stupid and here's why
> y-y-y-you're just mad!!!!

>>192972813
most of them are yanking yr appendages btw

>>192972813
Listen faggot; In my posts I'm criticizing the entirety of videogame journalism, not The Last of Us. As you said, the game isn't out yet and it's very possible for the game to be an incredibly good one; it's just you can't trust those reviewers in the slightest.

>>192968253
>generic

Is this a new word people use for "something I don't like"?

>>192972983
The real ironing is that Bioshock 1 will be remembered as the best game this gen.

>>192970383
An average would be 5/10

>>192973054
>neogaf cares for quality in their posts
>doesn't ban these shitposters, because they suck sony cock
lol

>>192973141
Generic has always been used, drone

>>192972983
>Everyone loves it
No here they don't.

>>192973141
No, it is a word people use for when something is generic.

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> Extremely hyped AAA title
>Not getting a stellar review

You think they're going to risk a negative review after all this hype?

>>192973141
Yes, along with mediocre.

>>192973151
what an awful, awful generation

>>192973096

>that claim without even playing

It's like you're forming an opinion without any facts to explain

can't wait to watch this game

>>192973184
A 5/10 is less than playable. 5.5 is decent on a scale of 1 to 10; as most games score a 6 at least for being essentially FUN the average should be way higher.

>>192973239
>words being used as their respective definitions
>/v/
top lel

>>192973303
when the chef is a butt you know what's coming out

>>192973141
Generic gets used because there just aren't that many original ideas floating around anymore.

So, the gameplay doesn't seem to be anything to write home about, and the story seems to basically just be the road.

Were is the appeal here?

>>192973151
Bioshock 1 is terrible though.

There is no single greatest game
but there are master works

>>192972954
see
>>192973051
I worded it poorly. Sorry, English isn't my first language.

>>192971939
>everyone is bashing XBOX One!
And right before that it was Nintendo. They're just doing it for pageviews.

Oh, look, everyone on /v/ is acting like a child -- what a surprise!

>>192973387
Zombies!! XD

>Nearly 2 weeks to the games release
>Nothing but 10/10 reviews

It's like they're not even trying to hide the fact they were bought.

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>>192973294
>>192973403

>look at me being edgy and contrarian guys! do i fit in yet?!

>>192967736 (OP)

Based on reviews? I guess DmC: Devil May Cry's a close contender then!

By the way I like to put on my sister's clothes and pretend I'm being fucked by a strong black man by inserting long dildos in my anus.

>>192973387
Zombies! Don't you know anything?

>Last of Us

Looks cool, a post-apocalypse Uncharted with a sidekick

>Zombies

Nope.

>>192973386
That's just yet another generic statement.

>>192973421
No prob. Isn't mine either, shit happens.

>>192973543
I was going to reply seriously to this but then I saw you stealing my name. You nigger.

>>192973519
Advance reviews are nothing new, are you that young or just retarded?

>>192973520
Eat shit. I played a good length of Bioshock before dropping it out of boredom.

>>192973387
The appeal is that more and more people want video games to focus on storylines and writing so they become an accepted medium like books.

>>192973520
Played Bioshock 1 and 2, 1 is better than 2 but everything about it other than the atmosphere and the narrative is extremely forgettable and mediocre overall.

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>>192973215
He's right; everyone outside /v/ considers Bioshock Infinite to be 20/10 GAME OF THE DECADE THE GAME TO END ALL GAMES; /v/ is the only place where, shitposting and trolling aside, you can find some kind of criticism about that game.

>>192973448
time for bed, steven

>>192973543
me 2

>>192973054
>butthurt for not paying attention to polygon
Polygon are pretty well known retards at this point.
top scores for shit like Bioshock infinite, 5.5 for great games like Pandora's Tower.
Glowing review for Donkey Kong 3D, Mediocre score for Res Revelations.

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I am so tired of zombies.

>>192971939

Yeah except you're a faggot and you're wrong. Also check your privilege and suck my dick

>>192973116
So i assume you've played it form start to finish?
Why is it repetitive? Does the gameplay changes at all during the game? How would you describe the game without repeating what you just said, of course?

>>192973632
Sorry but when was the last time a game got what? 10+ 10/10 perfect reviews like this?

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>>192967736 (OP)

>Reviewed by Jim Sterling

http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-3/the-last-of-us/critic-reviews

GOTY confirmed, GOAT close to confirmed.

Do wished Batman would be GOTY material this year, but I don't trust the new devs.

>>192973721
is pandora's tower good?

>>192973387
Cute AI companion. It's the rage right now (see: Elizabeth, CODog)

>>192973682
I think I just spawned a maymay.

>>192973734
Your argumentation skills are impressive. I was going to think of a rebuttal but you can just shove that rebuttal up your butthole with a Keldeo toy strapped to the back of your right hand which you just used to stroke black male cock.

>>192973597
>zombies are supposed to be able to kill you in 1 hit
>you barely see any at all in the game.
Well, that drops my interest even more.

>>192973782
GTAIV, MGS4

>>192973856
oh boy, another fotm for this month

>>192973882
I said it's great.
It's pretty great.
Better than Bioshock and a portable version of Donkey Kong, at least.

Wow there sure are a lot of nigger dicks in this thread.

>>192973776
The weapon aiming is slow as fuck overall but you can avoid the majority of the gun combat, the melee combat is QTE TAKEDOWNS, QTE TAKEDOWNS, QTE TAKEDOWNS.

>>192973661
Bioshock Infinity IS or rather WAS the Citizen Kane of video game medium. This Kane wont be any different. Its already got Waifufags buzzing over it too.

This is the exact same viral campaign as before. They're not even trying anymore.

it looks like shit, another game I"ll be ignoring reviews for.

>>192974051
>implying Donkey Kong handheld version isn't god-tier/10
Yeah, suck my monkey balls.

>>192973652
>The appeal is that more and more people want video games to focus on storylines and writing so they become an accepted medium like books.

And in the process losing their individuality.

Nice work game industry and consumers, nice work in turning games into art, by forcing it instead of letting it evolve on its own, and in the process turned them into movies.

People who are desperately trying to convince other people that games are art are the cancers of gaming. Since they are forcing games to evolve into movies since that is the only way they get accepted.

>>192973856
>GOAT

hah!

>All those reviews
>Game comes out
>It's mediocre as fuck

>>192973597
Zombies can be cool. I liked the Shibito in that game Siren:
>You can't kill them permanently
>You need to avoid them at all costs
>They used weapons
Yeah, the game was frustrating but the zombies weren't that boring

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>>192973856
>http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-3/the-last-of-us/critic-reviews
>Polygon
>75/100

>>192974169
>same game we played years ago
>GOD TIER/10 GOTY
Go suck Nintendo's cock some more.

>>192974202
These video games are for talentless authors/movie directors who couldn't make it.

Prove me wrong.

>>192974169
>a fucking port
>god tier

Shut up.

>>192974213
yep, that's how it works

>>192974138
>Citizen Kane
Except Citizen Kane had a plot that I could beleive rather than reality jumping shenanigans that would have fucking broken causality.

>>192974303
Gamespot gave it an 8.0

Game must still be great.