Total bullshit, but I can see it happening

Question about the tranny.

Does she have a dick?

>>187985342

no it's ftm

>>187985342

Funny enough, it actually changes depending on your character's gender. If you're male, it's a vagina; female, a penis. Guess this was important enough for them to spend time on.

>>187985342
>>187985497

Why can't it be a dude with a vag? Sexist fucks.

Now I'm going to have to pirate the game just to see if this shit is true.

>>187985516
Female character it is then.

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>>187984876 (OP)
Just incase your right saved.

>>187985516
Can i suck her dick?

I'm not gay or anything I'd just really like to suck a girls dick.

Nice proof there, OP! I'm totally believing u :):)

>>187985779
Get a load of this fag

>>187985779

Standard Bioware fare: The characters are naked from the waist or neck down and the screen fades to black just as things are about to happen

>>187985670
And now we play the waiting game.

>>187985929

more like crying game

>>187985670
You're a moron. /v/ has been saying everything that he just posted and hes just repeating it to get some anonymous attention.

this is completely unpossible

>>187985779

I found this incredibly humorous, even though these same sorts of jokes rarely make me laugh.

Three years ago I wouldn't have believed this.

cool story bro

>>187986145
>jokes

>>187985874
It's not gay if its a girls dick

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>>187985779
I hear ya anon.

>>187986402

Usually it's playful and not 100% serious. I don't mean the "wanting to suck a dick" part, the "I'm not gay or anything" part.

>>187984876 (OP)
>implying someone working for a game company visits /v/.

seriously people really need to realise that /v/ is not famous in any shape or form and it is absolutely shit. No famous person or successful person would ever go near this hellhole.

>spoiler
4/10

>>187986589
Except it's been proven that some celebrities have and continue to do so. What about the concept of "anonymous" don't you understand, it's not like anybody would know who they are unless they use a trip.

>>187986734

I wouldn't be surprised if they at least put in a tranny love interest

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If there is a trap in the game and she talks about having a bigger dick than you then i'll play this game.

I refuse to believe that the company that made great games like DA, ME, and their respective sequ -

Oh. Oh dear.

according to Dave Gayder trannys are popular in the Tevinter Imperium so it could be true

>tranny love interest

It's Cole isn't it?

What about the main story OP?

>>187986589
A guy from Runic answer a lot of questions when TL2 wasn't quite out yet.

You know there is one, easy way to prove OP actually tested the game.

List the name of one NPC or location from the game. When it comes out we'll know for sure if you're telling the truth.

>>187986563
>Shitting all over BG2 by saying DA is anything like it

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>>187986579
>not realizing there are hundreds of people on /v/ who fap to traps/futa and don't think they're gay

Feminine dicks

Calling it now, the player character will be a trans* bisexual non-cis whatever the fuck. That way they only have to pay a single voice actor and design a single model. You know Bioware would do it.

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I'm not saying I believe OP, but I can totally see all of this happening.

>>187987064

There's a dead body near the beginning named Geralt. Funny, right?

>>187987045

The story is boring as hell. A by-the-numbers tale of oppression and rebellion. Honestly, it's so bland I don't even like thinking about it.

>>187986741
Enjoy being an idiot. This may not be "sekret club" like some people wish it is, but it's not known to mainstream media or any actual celebrities at all.

So there was some anonymous coverage in the media, which died down, people forgot about it and it's never been mentioned again. The fact is that this place is not famous, never will be.
All you neckbeards will just be basement dwellers for the rest of your lives, and nothing will ever change.

There is no one famous here, and there never will be.
Game companies do not use /v/ for any type of marketing at all.
No one from a game company visits /v/
All these "leaks" are obvious speculation and rumours, no truth, as they are not spread by actual developers/testers

Get over it, this place isnt famous.

It's still a shithole imageboard most people have never heard of and never will.

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>(Gaider smells faintly like fish, FYI).

>>187987159
>Thinking the majority of /v/ is gay

>>187987159

I always forget about that. Whatever, I like crossdressers myself, but I also have no denial that I'm at the least bisexual.

>>187986983
The series has already had two traps. Both games had shemale prostitutes at the brothels.

So how's DA: Origins? I've Ultimate Edition since last summer's sale but I only got as far as when you have to go to some tower right after you got initiated into the Grey Wardens. I don't remember it being particularly fun or enjoyable, does it get better?

>I work at Nintendo you guys! seriously

>>187987270

Jesus Christ calm down.

>>187987061
I can pretend too that I work for a company and answer questions about a game that hasn't been released.

You honestly think this place matters to any game companies in the world? Of course it doesn't.

/v/ wouldn't even make up 5% of the sales of any video game ever made.

>>187987406

Your nephew is luckiest kid around.

>>187987241

Can you expand on the Geralt bit, or is that all there is to it?

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>>187984876 (OP)
>>187985497
Hold the fucking phone
Is it that blonde mage bitch from the comic that's going on right now?

>>187985497
I hope this is true - it will raise every strait male's awareness that MtF's aren't just changing their body for their own needs. They're doing it to trick strait men into sleeping with them.

IMO if you only want to sleep with a biological woman (because you're strait) and you fuck a man who's had sex reassignment surgery then 'she' just raped you.

>>187984876 (OP)
>There is a transsexual love interest.
Female to male? That's kinda my fetish.

OP. I need to know 4 things
1. Any good companions? Is shale back? Can we kill Cole?
2. Can we meet the warden and hawke if they are alive
3. What happens to pro templar Hawke
4. Can you murder the shit out of cole?

>>187987390

Ostegar is pretty boring but if you don't like you don't like it, what more is there to say?

>>187984876 (OP)
>Vergilsaurus Rex and a time machine powered by baby tears.

>>187987407
Then stop continuing this bullshit that there are "marketers" on /v/. That game companies visit /v/, that developers/testers/whatever visit /v/ and leak information.

None of it is true.

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>>187987270
>There is no one famous here, and there never will be.
Skrillex browses /mu/, Zelda lurks /v/, then we have shitty youtube celebrities on this board.
>Game companies do not use /v/ for any type of marketing at all.
No one from a game company visits /v/
Now you're just being retarded.

>>187987159
post the colored version

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When did rpgs turn into wifu/husbando simulators?

Fuck, i just want to slay a fucking dragon with a huge war axe.

>>187987270
There have been mentions of /v/ in blog posts by game devs, as well as official acknowledgement (be it good or bad) by multiple publishers, developers and news outlets.

You seem to have this idea of what this place is, or maybe what you'd like it to be, so I'm sorry to inform you how wrong you are.

>>187987448

From what I heard, Gaider or someone else insisted on a jab at The Witcher. It's not much, but most people will notice it pretty early on.

>>187984876 (OP)

>Most of the bugs I report are totally ignored as long as they aren't gamebreaking. The plan seems to be to start fixing the minor bugs once the game goes gold so they can patch them quickly after it's released.

Near the end of a long project that's generally what will happen.

>>187987390
Its pretty good. Not the best thing ever, but the last RPG that tried to be an RPG.

>>187987390

No, it gets worse.

There's an area called the Fade.

Sigh, sadly I believe everything OP has written...

I fucking hate people. Dragon Age could have been turned into an excellent series if they'd made some forward steps from the first game, but instead they gave us the steaming pile of shit that is DA2, and now we have to sit and watch as the series is raped harder by their retarded fanbase which screams "PANDER TO US. WE'RE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES!"

Honest to god, if I am ever successful at game design and have people asking me shit like that, I'm simply going to tell them that they're out of luck and it isn't happening. They can fuck off to the furthest reaches of the internet.

>>187987530
Argonian thread is this way: >>187984950 →

>>187987473
Uh... guys?

It's over, Bioware is finished.

>>187986563
>Dragon Age then:
>Shit

>Dragon Age now:
>Shit

>>187987443
All of his shit was right though, before anyone else could have known. We're not saying entire companies come and pander to us, idiot. But an employee or two in an entire company will make a thread sometimes. Pretty much much all of them did it as a solo thing, not something their boss put them up to. The guy from Runic even said that he wasn't a higher up and the devs didn't know/care about 4chan.

Why does having a certain job prohibit a person from going on 4chan?

>>187987564
Except it is. I'm sorry to break it to you buddy.

>>187987692
>sadly I believe everything OP has written
Then you're functionally retarded

>>187984876 (OP)
>XD MY DAD WORKS AT BIOWARE
>Retards taking the bait.
>Playtesting this early in development.

Come on son.

>>187987645
>in development for less than a year
>'long'

>>187986563
This image is bullshit. Even DA:O was mediocre.

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>>187984876 (OP)
I know this is fantasy and all... but come on. Transsexuals have no place in high fantasy. There isn't hormone treatments, there isn't gender reassignment surgery or mastectomies. I'm trans myself but I refuse this kind of pandering. I'm sure the tumblr crowd will eat it up though. EA does it again.

>>187987159
>implying it wouldn't be incredibly shallow for a person's sexuality to be based around genitalia

>>187987642

Just invites more hate for DA3. So that's fine.

>>187987270
Except it's in the Top 500 on Alexa and gets something like 10 million unique visitors a month.

>>187987818
>Playtesting this early in development.
I don't think you understand how game development works

>>187987818
>game comes out in six months
>'early in development'

>>187987879

b-but magic.

everything op says is bullshit

the truth is far, far worse

>>187987692
>PANDER TO US.

Are you, like, immune to irony or something?

>>187987879

It's magic, Cis-scum, I don't gotta explain shit

>>187987941

>>187987879
What is magic.

It's a lazy cop-out, but goddamnit if somebody is going to try to do it, I guarantee it.

>>187987881
sexuality has nothing to do with a person's soul.

If dicks get you hard, you're gay.

Sorry if that makes you mad, son.

>>187987879
see
>>187987473

Its not really trannies, more like cross dressers.

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>>187987642
Biodrones are gonna love it.

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>>187987590
We also have had shit leak here..

I look forward to writing an article about how Dragon Age Inquisition raped me.

I was just talking to this guy, being nice, then suddenly we were having sex and I couldn't stop it. I mashed all the buttons trying to get it to quit but it just wouldn't. I finally pulled the plug. Since then my anxiety has been through the roof and my sleep is restless and filled with nightmares. I'm in therapy now.

Thanks Bioware.

>>187987941
>game comes out in six months
[citation needed]

>>187988028
Even worse.

>>187987695

what have argonians got to do with anything?

>>187988038
>CD Projekt games are too hetero for me

>>187988038

Hahhaha oh wow.

>>187987609
They are what you make of them. Look at Dragon's Dogma, easily one of the best JRPG's in recent times, the combat in it is fun and the enemies actually pose a challenge to inexperienced players (Both skill and level wise).
Yet, people still use it to satisfy themselves sexually, which I honestly think is stupid, but it's what hey like so I won't bother them none.

And of course, your other RPG's fall into this same idea, the only reason they're "waifu/husbando" material is because people find characters in these games that they feel some over the top connection to, or just find attractive for x/y reason.

>>187988086
DO IT. Maybe Slowtaku will hire you...

>>187988023
Do you know what sexuality is, anon?

All I want to be is a Medieval judge dredd. Killing mages, and burning heretics at the stake.

Is that so much to ask?

I hope the transsexual thing is true, because that is so horribly offensive and completely contradictory to the reputation trans people want to have.

They adamantly do not want a reputation as a group that goes 'surprise, it's a dick!' a good way into a relationship.

It's the kind of thing a straight white women would think is 'progressive' so I can clearly see it happening, but Bioware would get their anus ripped out.

>>187988217
Dragon's Dogma isn't an RPG

>>187987984
>/v/ is one person

>>187987845

Well, Bioware is retarded so of course they'd do it all wrong.

>>187988350
Of course it is. How do you define a RPG?

Looks legit.

>>187987609
Most are ripping off Persona 3/4. Which is the only ones that should have Wifus/husbanos....

>>187988334

You can actually do this. It's pretty fun being THE LAW. Unfortunately taking that path locks you into the worst ending and keeps you from getting the best gear.

>>187988152
Let's... not go there

>>187988038
Most of those are trolls from /v/. You do know that, right? In fact, I can guarantee you the person that originally screencapped that shit is someone participating in that thread.

>(Gaider smells faintly like fish, FYI)

Having met Gaider at PAX, I can confirm OP's claims.

>>187988056
What did he leak.

>>187988350
It's an action rpg
it's more of an rpg than dragon age 2

I dislike the direction the series took after DA2, but this is clearly a troll thread

>>187988152
Sex changes are a regular part of an argonians life in the tes lore

>>187988492
Knowing Gaider it probably is.

>>187988526
Dammit Gaider.

>>187988536
>trolls from /v/
>have every Bioware game registered on their accounts

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>>187984876 (OP)
Is King Maric still alive OP?
I don't feel like waiting for the final issue of Gaider's wank-fic to find out if he gets killed off for real.

>>187988343
Some of the tumblr kind feels like it's okay to hide it and cisscum privileged of you to reject them when you find out, but most of the ones out in the real world feel they should be honest about it. Most.

>>187988419
You take a character and make choices based on the story that affect your actions. If you think Dragon's Dogma is an RPG, you must also think Donkey Kong Country is an RPG.

>>187988589

Shit from his diaper

I really did like the first Dragon Age and the Expansion. What the hell happened that caused the series to take such a nosedive?

>>187988629
Not OP, but I predict at the end of the comic Maric will take back the throne and override your choices in origns on who is king and/or queen since this happens no matter what.

>>187988056
Did he actually leak anything?

>>187988589
Something about Sony or something. I can't remember.

>>187988343
It really is offensive because if they were to explain it with magic that does away with all of the effort put into passing and being stealth. Then again the modern trans community is all about getting in peoples faces... ugh.

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>>187988536
DOES NASTY 4CHAN TROSS

>>187986563
Was there dragon age before origins? Because that game was shit

>>187988717
you rekt the wrong person

>>187988536

>Most of those are trolls from /v/. You do know that, right?

No they are not.

>>187988629

Sorry, no idea. They may have included that in some obscure lore tome but I haven't seen anything.

>>187988028
Nope, it's already been confirmed on /co/ that she's ftm

>>187988758
There's always 5 guys asking this exact question in every DA thread.

>>187988671
>You take a character and make choices based on the story that affect your actions
That's not all there is to a RPG.

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>>187988526
Why the fuck can't they let me be an evil dick without getting all up in my shit for it?

Why can't we just have another dragon age origins? I was okay with the romances because it's wasn't the main fucking focus, having grand adventure was. What the fuck bioware. If I want to forget about how alone I am, I watch porn. When I want to forget how uninteresting my life is I play videogames.

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I hope I can bring my team from origins into Inquisition and have a singalong with Morrigan and party hard with them again.

>>187988860
Steal the tome, scan it all, then shit on it and set it on fire.
DO IT.

>>187988875
Oh well. I was gonna go full dredd on tevinter anyway. Not that I hate Trannies, but because its so stupid.

>>187988938
Because they are bad writers.

>>187988936
That's the basis of an RPG, yes. Sorry you don't like it, but too bad.

>>187988978

Morrigan a shit

>>187988938
Because Gaider and pandering to white knight fantasies.

>>187989057
>That's the basis of an RPG, yes. Sorry you don't like it, but too bad.
Is your first RPG by any chance one of Bioware's newest IPs?

>>187989074
Fuck you, that's my waifu.

>>187984876 (OP)
Romance in RPGs is just a bullshit minigame because there is no real push-pull that lures the characters in together. It's merely just telling you their life story to make them fall in love with you as part of the selfish desires of the player(everyone falls in love with you only), as well as the writing staff.

The writing staff also places homosexuals in the game just to make it more "diverse", which is stupid because heterosexual relationships can lead to offspring that can be controlled by the player and inherit their stats(which adds to the overall gameplay instead of a stupid conversation-minigame), unless if they put in shit like homosexuals reproducing through hemorrhoidic colon eggpolyps created through a pact with a demon or some other stupid shit, which knowing Bioware, they probably would.

>>187988978

jesus christ what did you do to their faces?

>>187989057
>A role-playing game (RPG and sometimes roleplaying game[1][2]) is a game in which players assume the roles of characters in a fictional setting. Players take responsibility for acting out these roles within a narrative, either through literal acting or through a process of structured decision-making or character development.

>structured decision-making or character development
>character development

Dragons Dogma is a RPG by this definition. Sorry you don't like it, but too bad.

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>>187984876 (OP)
So you can get trapped with a trap?

That is one of my fetishes. I want to be tricked into a relationship with a cute "girl", only to find out that the girl is a guy, and that he'll tell everyone you've been dating a guy unless you become his slave.

He'll force me to show an overbearing amount of affection in public, and he'll act and dress as sexy as possible so my friends will be mad jealous, but unbeknownst to them he'll be fucking me up the ass when we go home.

>>187987270
Brennan Williams. And DICE.

>>187988671
nah. modern meaning of rpg is "there is a sword or a horse in it"

>>187989206
wow

that's pretty gay

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>>187988973
>Why can't we just have another dragon age origins?
What they should have done is taken a piece from the history of each Age and based a single game around it. There are 9 separate ages, they'd be making games for over a decade with that.

>>187989206
It feel's great to have a bigger cock then a trannie.

>>187989161
Not that guy but it's a mod that redoes the faces of pretty much every voiced character in the game. As you'd expect, all the males go full-bishie and the females look like they've been pulled out of an anime.

>>187989206

Congratulations, you're the main demographic for DA3 and Neo-Bioware games in general!

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>>187988217
>Dat viral

>>187989206

>expecting a fairy that crossdresses to want to stick it up your butt

enjoy dying alone and unsatisfied.

>>187989205
So is Donkey Kong Country.

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It's fake as fuck. But goddamn I giggled like a whore when i read the "you can't back out of it" part.

Oh lord almighty make this one come true. You owe me from raptor vergil

>>187989405
What do you expect from Capcom?

>>187989429
What decisions do you make in DKC that affect the development of Donkey Kong as a character?

>>187989472
B-but you got H-Hollow Vergil!!!!

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A FTM TRANSSEXUAL IN MEDIEVAL TIMES!?

We can't even manage that shit in any meaningful way THESE days, how the fuck does it work there?
And don't say 'magic' because then it does not even count as a transexual because then it's a total and complete gender switch.

>>187989629
None, just like Dragon's Dogma.

>FTM

Its Cole isn't it?

>>187988810
It won't be magic.

It'll be a trap.

>>187989720
But in DD you get to make choices that define your character and their abilities. Get shit on kid.

>>187989676
Blood magic.

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>>187986589

What about that higher up from CDProjekt that gave us those wonderful Witcher 3 walls weeks before it was talked about at any length anywhere? Walls like pic related.

>>187989676
Well, Abominations do warp the possessed into a twisted monster
It shouldn't be that much of a stretch to turn a clit into a dick

>>187989821
>sword
>no, magic!
You can choose to be Diddy or Donkey.

>>187989809
It can't be Cole. In order to be male one must have balls.

>>187989821
>implying stats and gear meaningfully affect anything in terms of story

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>>187989206
except Bioware is designing and modelling them so they'll inevitably look like this.

>>187989943
It affects the development of your character.

>>187989676
Eunuch can delude themselves into thinking that they're the other gender no matter what era it is.

>>187989863
So the transexual is guaranteed to defend blood magic saying that it can be used for good while turning into an abomination.

>>187989472
All of that was true though, Ninja theory cut out about 30% of the game after the leak.

Why do you think every boss fight was it's own mission and the game was 3 hours long?

>>187990006
Gameplay wise yes, story wise no.

Your character is a blank slate.

>>187990017
>they said that all trans* were evil so I'm cutting off my penis to summon a demon and kill all the CIS scum to prove them wrong!

>>187989989
>genetically engineer the perfect woman
>somehow make her uglier than the most average chick on earth
Yvonne is really hot too, I don't understand how they managed that one.

>>187990017
Oh great. Can't wait to get bitched at by everyone in the game for doing my job and killing blood mages.

>>187990017
>guaranteed
Only on /v/ does one example equate the entirety of options.

>>187989309
What an astute observation.

>>187990212
I was speaking theoretically, anon.

>>187989989
I would play the shit out of DA3 if I could play as Bon Clay.

>>187989676
Belt of Genderbending

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>You can't recruit Morrigan's sister because Alistair killed her

>>187987642
So does Gaider know this is going to flop and end biowere? Does he have any regrets? How are your co-workers?

>>187990274
Yes and your theory is stupid for the exact reason I said.

I like how everyone ignores the obvious quesiton.

In a medieval setting, how do they have HRT?

>>187990364
>yfw Morrigan is Alistair's half sister.

>>187990471
BLOOD MAGIC, rhey attach extra appendages with blood magic.

You faggots need to learn to take it easy, it's a game.

I'll still buy it on launch. If you look past the story, it looks OK. The romances aren't a big deal (you can ignore them and just use them as fap material), and if the world is deep and explorable like in DA;O and DA:2, then on that alone the game is a 8/10.

>>187989905

>turn a clit into a dick

It already is.

>>187989051
It reminds me of Mass Effect, particularly whether or not to cure the Krogan in 3, it seemed like an actual moral choice where you'd have to do some bad shit to save the fucking galaxy but nope, if you weren't retarded enough to let Wrex die then you get fucked out of the Krogan support in exchange for shittier salarian support on top of killing two of the best characters in the game yourself and none of it even matters in the end. Why can't Bioware give me an actual choice beyond "press blue to be a saint and save the day" or "press red an-youfuckingdisgustmeyougoddamncisscumpieceofshitIhopeyoufuckingdie worst ending" Oh right, you already said why.

>>187990431
Fantastic point, BioWare has demonstrated multiple times that they know how to write a conflict between mages and templars. I have no reason to doubt them now.

>>187989206
I would cuddle the shit out of Linetrap.

>>187990636
b8/10

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>>187990364
But then again, this is Bioware we're talking about.
Expect some snarky dialogue at best when they meet again.

>>187990126
why did she have buck teeth?
Why did she have a five head?
WHY DID SHE LOOK BLAZED ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME?

>>187990334
Wasn't that in Baldur's Gate 2?

>>187990401

Gaider probably knows better than anyone. I don't see him very often (almost never) because I'm just a tester but he seems pretty stressed out.

The rest of the guys testing range from excited to play (They're faggots, of course) to bitter and burned out, like most testers. The whole thing is a mess but I can actually see where it could be great if it had more time to be developed.

>>187990636
>it's a game.
>I'll still buy it on launch. If you look past the story, it looks OK. The romances aren't a big deal (you can ignore them and just use them as fap material), and if the world is deep and explorable like in DA;O and DA:2, then on that alone the game is a 8/10.
I am questioning whether or not you are a Biodrone, marketer or simply just trying to get replies.

>>187990471
It's not medieval, it's fantasy. They can do anything they want. There is no Christianity, yet they have templars. That's just how fiction works.

>>187990634
But I thought Blood Mages were heretics? This sounds like some underground shady shit.

I'd call that bitch retarded for doing something so risky with unlicensed mages.

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>>187990636
>Dragon Age O and 2
>Deep and explorable

2/10

Is Hamburger still writing for DA?

>>187990636

g8 b8 m8

>>187990676
>they're stupid so i should also be stupid

>>187990810
BUT THEY'RE OPPRESSED BY THE PATRIARCHY THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WHY THEY SUMMON DEMONS

>comic based on a BIOWARE GAME

the two foulest beds of shit writing having a baby.

That idea terrifies me.

>>187990636
b8/10

>>187986589
4chan is infamous on the Internet, all sorts of people can and will post on here.

>adds gay romance
>only available with some skinny twink feminine elf dude
disgusting, I wanna get fuck by a dwarf is that so much to ask for?

>>187990897
>They're stupid so I threw out an equally stupid idea

Anyone who still buys EA games at this point is asking for an assraping. And for shits sake if you're going to buy an EA game don't preorder it.

>>187990974
oh my fucking god

>>187990915
Its worse cause the comics are written by gaider and canon.
Alistair is now a half-dragon, Maric is still alive and taking the throne back when he gets back happens no matter what, and Magic-Rome is full of Trannies.

>>187990974
Please no! Those forums give me the chills.

>>187990974
Welp, there goes the remnants of my faith in humanity.

>>187990974
I am mad.

Can someone link that talk where Gaider said he thinks we should check our dating privilege so they decided to make some characters in DA3 cheat on you?

>>187990993
Gaider says no to dorf romances cause he thinks its pedophilia.

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>Persona 4
>JRPG for the PS2
>You can choose not to fuck someone and advance your relationship as friends

>Bioware Games
>Modern WRPGs (implying they're rpgs)
>Choose not to fuck some one
>can not bond with them any further

>>187991130
First hour on the internet?

>>187990510
camelot all over again?

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>>187991104

>Alistair is now a half-dragon

>>187991104
Isn't Tevinter a tyrannical hedonistic shithole run by slave-fucking mages?

Wouldn't making it tranny central be, y'know, offensive?

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>>187990974
This is a fucking joke, right? That's the only goddamn possible explanation, which one of you faggots did this?

>>187990334
>Belt of Genderbending +2
Wat?!

Real lackluster effort on your part, OP

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>>187990636

>>187985497
FFFFFFFFF

Shit game would not buy

>>187991172
>dwarf romance is pedophilia
is this for real?

>>187991172

I have seen this posted several times, not that I don't believe it but I don't believe it, source?

>>187991271
Well so is maric and Cailen. Basically everyone in their family line is part dragon cause their great great granddad drank dragons blood and it turned him into part dragon.

Oh and Alistair might also be part elf, and part werewolf.

>>187990691
I would've done anything to cuddle the shit out of Linetrap and Brush, stroke, and smell his hair for hours a few years ago when he actually looked like he did in the picture. He totally butchered himself though. A fucking crime, should be punishable by law.

>>187990748
Unsolved mysteries of the human race. We will eventually transcend space and time, but nobody will ever understand why Bioware was so bad at everything it did.

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>>187991249
PLEASE TELL ME THAT THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE

>>187987564
You are an idiot.

>start up DA3
>choose straight white male
>begin quest
>20 angry feminists come out of the nowhere and start telling me to check my privilege
>realize im inside a feminist-only city
>they attack me
>get away from them
>try to buy potions
>"we don't sell to cis scum like you"
>the feminists find me
>in a cutscene they capture me and force me to worship their feminist queen
>be able to pick
>i refuse
>my character gets tortured and eventually executed in front of a female audience cheering
>credits roll
>"special thanks to anita"

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This poor soul doesn't know

>>187991249
What is wrong with people? Fucking hell.

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>>187991318
>>187991629
They aren't

>>187985929
But I don't have a Wii U.

>>187991619
also why is it impossible to make a good looking Shepard?

>>187990691
I was honestly thinking the spoiler would say punch.

Boy, was I let down.

>>187991749
Yeah, what a dummy. He wasn't black, he was Latino.

>>187991684
Anita has, hilariously, realized her radical reputation is crippling her ability to make money so she's trying to dial it back, but her supporters are making it impossible.

She never gave a shit about feminism, only money, and is now trapped in a cage of her own making.

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>>187991249
No games registered that HAS to be a troll.

>>187991860
Because the engine is shit, and Bioware actually spent time on modelling default after a model.

Bioware makes another crappy game. News at eleven. The bad thing is idiots will still buy it.

Even in the case you are just making things up OP, this is probably still true.