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>you were kicked
>reason: swearing

>characters swear in the game

>you were banned
>reason: failing to respect admins.

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>fail to follow orders
>expect to not get kicked

>>192804176

>thinking you can order people around

>>192803991 (OP)
>Playing TTT

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>You have been banned from server
>Reason: Mod needed a spot

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>You were kicked
>Reason: Killing friendlies

>>192804236
My autism and my mom both say I can do what I want.

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>join at the end of a round
>you were kicked
>reason: 0 kills? Seriously?

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>you were banned
>reason: flooding the chat with ascii horse cocks

>>192804435
>joining at the end of round

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>you were kicked
>reason: killed my gf

>>192804079
>Admin: This is a PG server.
>the game is rated M

>>192804236

>enforcing some sort of structure to make the game more fun for everyone
>some sort of power trip

>>192803991 (OP)
Maybe you should have followed orders this dipshit.

>>192804079
>being edgy faggot

>>192803991 (OP)
I don't see a problem with this. If you aren't going to follow orders why were you playing there in the first place?

>>192804578

>enforcing some sort of structure
>fun

For you, Napoleon.

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>you were kicked
>reason:

The only one that actually gets me mad.

>>192804767
depends on what game it is

>>192804652

For fun.

>>192804767

I guess sports arent fun because people have to follow rules.

>>192804564
That shit always annoyed me. Here they are, playing a game with you killing each other, quite mercilessly, and in a way, quite gruesome, and the admins get flustered when you say anything profane. They should just turn chat off if they're that anal about it.

>>192804871
>I guess sports aren't fun

You got it bro.

>>192804871

rules =/= orders

>>192804956

I guess bungee jumping isnt fun because you have to have a rope attacthed to you
I guess skydiving isnt fun because you have to be instructed and have a parachute.

>>192804874

>killing each other, quite mercilessly, and in a way, quite gruesome,

Stop talking like that, you half-faggot.

>>192805034

>autism

>>192804785
I agree, especially when you are just simply playing, and things are more or less nothing special.

Of course, it's annoying when you can only assume the person you've been killing or beating in the last 5 minutes was apparently someone with admin powers and could only resort to kicking you to win.

>You have been banned from this server
>Reason: Supporting the patriarchy

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>You were banned
>Reason: Killed my gf

>you were kicked
>reason: abuse of mod powers

What is even the point of having powers if I can't abuse them.

>Play a team based objective game that requires coordination
>Commander orders us to take a building south of the capture point so we can lay down some dakka properly and secure a safe forward spawn
>Having a hard time taking the building, its a tough fight and we're outnumbered
>Guy in our squad is off on the other side of the map padding his K/D with sniper kills far away from anything that actually impacts the battle
>Third of our team has fucked off to go do edgy lone wolf shit
>Admin kicks all of them
>Server fills with team players
>Coordinated push to victory

I don't get why people join objective games and then refuse to follow orders or help with the objective or why this mindset is so prevalent on /v/. It's like going to a party and then not talking to anyone...oh wait it's making sense.

But seriously go play team deathmatch or FFA or something.

>>192805041
Please sir, forgive me, I appear to have overstepped myself in my haste to make my point clear and precise. I tip my hat you.

>>192805041
Jelly of my use of commas? WOuld it please you if I worded like so:
>That shit always annoyed me. Here they are, playing a game with you killing each other. Quite mercilessly, and quite gruesomely. And the admins get flustered when you say anything profane. They should just turn chat off if they're that anal about it.

>>192804558
This happens more than anyone would think.

And being kicked for using a 'cheap' weapon in shooters while everyone is crouched camping.

>>192804564
Game ratings doesnt count online play

>>192804564
I hate this. I used to see Counter Strike servers in which people would say "No swearing!"

Get the fuck over it, it's a mature game you cunt.

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>you were banned.
>reason: made virtual money in game.

>you were banned.
>note: you crouch only on this server, you faggot.

>you have been banned by admin.
>russian mad message.
>WoT player tells me I got too many kills with the predator bow.

>KICKED!
>killstealing.

>>192805179

Writing like that doesn't make you sound intelligent.

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>you were kicked
>reason: fdhksdhsdj

>>192805143
It's like those people want to be playing COD, but not play COD. It's rather silly.And annoying to deal with then you are working towards the objective.

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>m rated game
>kicked for bad language
>"my 6 year old kid sits on my lap while I play so no swearing!"
>telling the stripper who is giving you a lap dance to keep her top on because your kid is with you

>>192805361
At least he makes a clear point that is fairly easy to understand and read.

>>192805585
I lol'ed a little. A rather good analogy.

>>192805129

Has this actually happened to anyone? Sounds way too absurd.

>>192805295
>Game experience may change during online play

>>192805805
It does. I only encountered it on Counter Strike as far as I can recall. I think also on COD. But definitely had a case once on Counter Strike Source.

>>192805805
Yes. I've been removed from clans/guilds in MMOs for starting fights with the whores.

>You were kicked
>Reason: Bullying a gamer girl.


I just told her to shut up.

>never have to deal with the bullshit you guys spout
>only time I've been banned was after calling "cocksucker" to an admin that didn't wanted people to build sentries

And I'm an uneducated asshole when it comes to behavior.

Your problem is that you faggots play on americunt shit servers

>>192805927

Holy fuck it wasn't clicking with me and I thought all these "killed my girlfriend" posts were some sort of meme and then it just hit me. This has actually happened before?

>>192805361
>replying to that obvious a bait
Posting like that doesn't make you look intelligent.

>You were kicked.
>Reason: ;)


Every fucking time, i rage.

>>192806339

You just know the ":)" Means they're clenching their asshole with rage

>>192806232

I once got banned for not pocket-medicing a Heavy while I was the only medic on the team. Because the heavy was the admin's GF.

>you were kicked
>reason: no arguing with admins

>>192805805
I've been kicked before because I didn't uber the admin's gf. She was playing as engineer

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>>192805143
>favourite gamemode in cod4 was sabotage
>about 5% of people that play it actually want to do the objective, the other 95% scream at you for so much as looking at the bomb and interrupting their XP farming

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>banned
>reason: LOOK AT THE RULE FAGGOT NO ADMIN KILLING ID TAKE YOU 1V1

i spent the entire game killing admins

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>You have been permanently banned from the server.
>Reason :

>get team killed
>you were kicked
>reason: stepping in somebody's line of fire

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>>192806548
That shit was godawful, I managed to do a game of sabotage in 2 minutes because I was the only one who wanted to win.


>playing battlefield 3
>think all this admin shit is just made up
>admin says not to kill him, was in an APC or something

I just left.

>>192804767

>Alright squad, lets move on the right flank
>NUH UH YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO IM A PROUD WOMAN I DONT NEED NO MAN RUNNING MY LIFE

>you were kicked
>reason: using m16
>reason: using mortors
>reason: tower camping skyscrapers and cranes

why does this never happen?

>You were banned permanently from the server.
>Reason: Hating ponies.

>>192806882
why would you go to a pony sever to talk shit about ponies?

>>192806882
it wasn't meant to be

>>192806859
>getting angry at mortars

How? The damn things can't even one hit kill anymore.

>1v1 left in search and destroy
>knife?
>knife?
>shoot him
>you have been kicked

>>192806961


I din't.

Some ponyfaggot joined so i talked shit about him.

Turns put he's the admins gay ass friend.

>Trouble in Terrorist Town

>I am the traitor
>(For those who don't know, the object of TTT is for the traitor to kill other members of their team without being caught)

>Someone runs up to me before I do anything
>Chump: "U traitor?"
>I deny it to keep my cover
>Chump: "Bro you told me he was traitor and he said he wasn't"
>Admin comes over
>Admin: "No lying to my little brother"
>Kicked: Disrespecting the family
>I later find out they were only roleplaying being brothers

>>192806882

i can kind of agree with this.

shoving ponies down peoples throat is fucking horrible and should be called out but someone go full autist rage about it is just as annoying.

>>192807054
Sounds like you were acting like a faggot.

>>192807047
pffbahahha

I got banned on a furfag infested SS13 server some weeks ago.
I wanted to create some drama, so I went out and tried to weld on a fueltank. Nothing happened.
>You have been permabanned.
>"Nice try."
Fucking furfag scum.

>>192807047
>Indiana Jones plays CoD

>you have been banned
>reason: put capitals in your name
seriously who the fuck does this and in TF2 of all games
it would be different if it was a gmod rp server or something but getting your pants in a knot over something like that in TF2 is just plain silly

>>192807194

Don't join bay next time

>>192807194

how do you know someone is a furry on a ss13 server?

was it called "the murr purr yiff house" server or something?

>>192807308
Well he said it was a furfag server, so presumably yeah.

I've been banned for 'o-sniping' (offensively sniping) in Tribes 1/2. Thankfully that fad died, to bad the games did with it. It was common for like 6 months though on nearly every popular server.

Also getting banned for h4xing in CS just because I have a 5.1 system and can hear tardos coming around the corner.

>>192807023
because if you are on an open map or a map with easily rushable choke points where each team tends to push each other into each others spawn areas then support just spams mortar or grenades and it's just annoying as fuck and cheap.

there have been a lot of times where this has happened and I essentially get spawned killed every 25 seconds or so like 5 or 6 times buy mortar spam.

>>192807308
>>192807294

It was Red's RP shack. The owner ran around as a wolf or some shit, and they all sat and drank tea in the bar, talking about furry stuff.
I like roleplaying, but I don't like those guys.

>>192807432

whats wrong with wolves?
also what does "furry stuff" entail?

>>192807425
That situation is exactly what mortars and grenades exist for you mong. Here's a tip: when someone starts firing mortars at you, go somewhere else.

>get bored
>start spamming m60
>actually do good and win match (cod4 S&D)
>you were kicked
>reason: no spamming

This thread is bringing back all of the horrible memories from my PC days. I'm a contarded forza player now and its nice not having admins anymore.

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>You were kicked
>Reason: Killing Dylan
>I killed like ten people and have no idea who Dylan is
>Whoever he is had nothing to indicate he wasn't to be killed

>>192807529
Yiffing.

>>192807054
>Some ponyfaggot joined so i talked shit about him.
>Turns put he's the admins gay ass friend.

You sound like an immature 15 year old, which is reason enough to ban somebody.

>>192807770

was it at least homosexual?

if not they deserve anything horrible you can do.

>Jailbreak CS
>Shoots you for the most retarded reasons
>Never kick the CTs

>>192807580
you obviously don't understand the full context, if you try to run past the enemies pushing your spawn you're going to get tagged and if you take your time to push back properly and take out the guys pushing you then you're going to get mortar/naded.

there is nothing you can do but wait for the spawns to swap so you can start pushing them from behind

>you were licked
>reason: tasty

>>192807376

The fact that "soundwhore" is a term that exists and is used without irony made me forsake online games entirely

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>You were kicked
>Reason: noob

>>192807896
>playing games made for retarded children

>>192807940
>soundwhore

wat

This was like 5 years ago and I haven't played much CS since but it always stuck with me as hilarious. Go figure that when I do cheat, I never get caught.

>>192807770
i have always wondered what exactly yiffing was?
i had hoped that it would be explained through more lurking, but in 5 years since discovering it i am still confused as to what it is.
so far i am working on the assumption that it is the furry version of fapping but that does not sound right in my head.

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>you were permanently banned from [GMOD] [SERIOUS DARK RP] The Mega awesome server
>Reason : Ramndom arrest

God damnit dude you were shooting people on the middle of the street

>>192807691
>>192807772

>post critism on the forza forums
>your post was not approved
>reason: no trolling

I hate everybody involved with video games. Even myself.

>>192808184
Why has the meaning of trolling been lost in time?

>>192808116
It's furry sex.

>>192808116

did you just find the internet yesterday?
yiffing is a not often used term for having sex
their term for fapping is pawing off.
you literally never hear these things unless you go back in a time machine or talk to the worst of furfaggots today.

>>192807772
>>192808184

This is why i like /v/, you're allowed to state your opinion on anything and you wont be banned for it hopefully

>>192807940
Audiophiles are pretty annoying, like the 60 vs 30fps bullshit except less necessary and harder to validate.

Double pain in the ass too since setups are so varied you'll rarely find someone on your level.

>>192808237
Trolling these days means posting anything dumb that you know is dumb. If someone responds its because they got trolled out of orbit, into the stars, so. fucking. hard. Yeah, they mad. And buttset.

>you were kicked
>reason: playing a sole sniper in a team based game
tol lol, they just mad i stole all their kills and singlehandedly won the game

>>192803991 (OP)
All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

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>>192808132

>You were banned from darkrpserv
>Reason : Freedemote

Happend to me everytime I play on a RP serv. I'm stealing something. A cops come, I drop the shit and begin to write "Ok maybe we can arrange this" or trying to RP but this fucking faggot insta arrest me.

Fuck Darkrp.

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>>192807083
wat

>>192808360

>60 v 30 fps bullshit

uw0tm8

whats the bullshit? 60 is always better and should always be aspired for..

>>192808360
My point was I was banned because I had a surround sound system and could hear the people around me. Using that to an advantage was somehow taken as hacking.

>join server
>match is about to end
>pick random team
>you were kicked
>reason: winning team joiner fuck off

>>192808467
Duh, and people still think 30 is acceptable. The point is that groundbreaking audio quality isn't nearly as important.

>>192803991 (OP)
>playing a game where orders are necessary or functional
>whining when you want to L0neWulfxX420Xx[MLG] it instead

Go back to DayZ you cunt.

>>192808319

This is why I like 4chan and xbox game chat. Nobody can do a fucking thing about you talking shit about their precious game. I fucking love it.

>>192808449
>begin to write
here's your problem. it's hard to rp if saying something requiers you to stay in the same position

I never get kicked, you guys must be right pricks

>>192808697
>I suck admin dick, what's wrong with you guys?

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Was playing ZPS months ago and dicked around for a few hours before finally getting permabanned

Reasons were something along these lines:
>Propkilling / attempted propkilling teammates
>Tossing weapons into zombie spawns
>Breaking barricades
>Teamkilling with traps
>Rushing objectives
>Causing false alarms by breaking windows and wood and making people think zombies are nearby

And probably a few more I forgot, it was really fucking long

>>192808771

i dont get the hubbub. I too never get kicked or banned.
I guess its because i dont act like a faggot all the time.

>be playing a co-op game like l4d
>if i ever get on its to play with my buddies
>if someone else joins i come up with a stupid reason to kick them (doesnt like vanilla)

i thought it would be funnier then "hey could you hop out i got a buddy coming" but most of the time people just rage. Or even better they rejoin for some fucking reason.

>WHY UD KIK ME NUB
cuz no one in here wants you in this game faget

>You were kicked
>reason: making threads on /v/ about it
That's why you never play with /v/ermins

>>192809040
Maximum edge.

>>192809040

you know you can make private games

>>192803991 (OP)

I miss really egostistical admins.

Nowadays it's just
>Kicked: scrub noob

I remember the times of
>Permabanned: Failed to rotate body throughout 120 degrees after crouching with a knife equipped after having previously fired 3 shots from your glock on a tuesday, 14:00 PDT even though you saw my spray designed for this specific situation on the wall QUITE CLEARLY for the 1.1 seconds it flashes there, and even after I gave you an RP coded warning by equipping my flash grenade and tea-bagging the bomb you failed to recognise your mistake and were not apologetic. This is a christian server so please leave.

>>192809040
Don't most multiplayer games allow you to create an invite only server or at least password protect it?

>>192809040
>ruining gaming communities
>"FOR DA LULZ XD"
>inb4 you think I play shit games like L4D

>>192808697

I usually take shit on here with a grain of salt but none of these stories surprise me at all. How the fuck can you not have this shit happen to you is what makes me think you're full of shit. I've joined the filthy peasant race and these stories remind me that I haven't missed much.

>>192809204

>You have been banned
>Reason: stepped on the bumble bee

>>192809040
L4D community is full of people like you, couldn't make me play online. Shame because the game isn't bad.

More room on the HDD at least.

>>192809168
>>192809210

for the most part yes
i dont think you could when l4d first came out though and in older games all you could do is make an unpassworded lobby

>>192809303
nobleman swerve

>>192809373
L4D has ALWAYS had passworded lobbys. They have never NOT had them. You are scum.

>>192809365

>WHAT THE FUCK?
you stepped on the bumble bee
>FUCK YOU

>>192809373

it's a valve game with steam servers and back end theres no reason why there wouldnt be an option for passwords

>>192809373
I'm going to have a hard time believing a Valve game didn't have those features at launch.

ITT reasons dedicated gameservers are a cancer and should be get rid of completely.

>>192809225
>>192809371

>all this mad

ok let me explain it to you
i have 3 buddies and myself
5 pubs join
one of my buddies cant play

its not rocket science

>>192809641
>being this dumb

Yes, I love playing vanilla maps on constant rotation every single day. Especially the ones that are terrible.

>>192809686
Why the fuck didn't he join before 5 others did. Is he as autistic as you are?

>>192809686

>l4d
>4
>5 pubs
>someone else joining

master ruseman

>>192809662
>fucking up a game because you have a superiority complex

No, you fuck off.

>>192809570
>>192809641

well then maybe my memory is fuzzy

>>192809926
Nice rebuttal. Don't you have school?

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>You have been banned
>Reason: Freekills

Help me /v/, when I see all these prisoners running, all stacked, my finger pull the trigger so easily.

>>192810154
>how to argue on /v/
>act retarded

>>192810027

>What is using the afk feature in l4d

Retard

>>192809851
>superiority complex

Dude, you're on fucking /v/, ego's are a commodity

>>192809801
versus mode you intelligent being.

>>192810219

>TTT
>Vaguely suspicious of some guy
>Murder him in cold blood
>He's not the traitor
>Someone saw what I did
>They're next
>I kill everyone except the traitor
>I was the traitor all along and didn't know it

>>192809851
Welcome to the current state of multiplayer. Every game mode is deathmatch and you are wrong for thinking otherwise.

>>192810523
I've never played TTT, I should give it a try, sounds fun.

>kicked
>reason: admin disrespect

>>192804478
>magically knowing when a round ends.

You fucking regard.

>map vote
>vote a or b
>a: 6 votes, b: 3
>i vote a
>!votekick "anon"
>i get kicked

Fuck you

>spam choke point at beginning of round
>you were kicked
>reason: no spamming choke points

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>>192807772
Valve let this guy put a game on Steam.

>>192811097
you may ahve problems in finding a good server because about 90% of gmod's servers are made by autistic kids for autistic kids

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>>192807083

>I later find out they were only roleplaying being brothers

>>192811941
>Believing Biscuit Man and his legion of fanboys
He has a point.

>>192810523
>>192811319
sure thing it's rage including because there are fucking retards like you who rdm people for no reason

>join a planetside 2 outfit because hey why not
>get into a tank formation with them
>hop on the team speak
>PERMISSION TO SPEAK SIR
>SIR TANKS OVER THE RIDGE SIR
>ENEMY SCOUT 5 O CLOCK
>SIR
>SIR
>SIR
>SIR
>WEAPONS FREE
>they sucked horribly

>>192803991 (OP)
>playing BF1942
>playing as MERKKKA
>"alright let's go fuck some japs up"
>kicked Reason: don't make fun of glorious japan and it's citizens"

>>192812918
>thinking you're innocent
>killing someone just because he's suspicious
>NOT EVEN CALLING HIM OUT TO LET THE OTHER PEOPLE KNOW THAT HE MIGHT BE A TRAITOR
>killing someone who saw you doing that
also
>not checking if you're innocent or a traitor

>>192813523
>deleting your comment

>>192804469
....post one, I want to see what it looks like

>>192812583
>sir sandwiches
No wonder they sucked

>>192807896
I always wonder if the Jailbreak server I use to frequent still remembers me. I caused all sort of havok and the admins were real cool, letting me pull my shenanigans.
One round start, I broke the cell teleporter that leads to the armory at round start and jumped in while the CTs where still grabbing their guns. Managed to run past them all without getting shot to death and opened all the cells declaring free day. They CTs didn't stand a chance against the resulting rush.

>>192812274
This happened to me yesterday

>Go into TTT server
>Only traitor
>Guy randomly walks up to me and blasts me in the face without any incentive of me being the traitor
>Innocents win because i was the only traitor
>guy goes "lol xD"
>Try to call RDM because there was no indication that i was the traitor
>Mod just goes "but it wasn't RDM xD"
>be a bit buttflustered but keep on playing
>Be traitor again
>Follow some guy for a few seconds
>He turns around and shoots me in the face
>Innocents win
>Guy smugly goes "Ha, i knew it" in voice chat
>ragequit

Some people are just massive faggots

>>192815765
>Join server with 18/20 players
>Server is empty
>Leave
Did they fix that shit yet? Cause I'm not going back till they do.

>>192803991 (OP)

>Not following orders

Are you what? A kid?

>>192812828
If you weren't a typical ignorant americunt you would know that isn't common in the rest of the world to talk like to any country

>>192808449
Something similar happened to me.

I tried playing a RP server for the first time, I think it was one of those DarkRP things and my friend was watching, he told me to steal a cash register like the evil side of my mind so I did. Then got arrested by a female Civil Protection that constantly did shit like flick her hair, but we were too busy laughing our asses off at the fact she could knock me out and drag me like a ragdoll to the police station.

I was left in jail and I think I was forgotten about cause they left and only had contact again when another Civil Protection joined.
They came in my cell and asked me "Resist?" in I think the non RP chat so I assumed they wanted me to pretend to fight back so I punched them once while shaking around in my cell.

Banned.

Never been back to a RP server, but I do admit it was funny whilst I was there.