Dark Souls.

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Dicks

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I don't know man, what should I play?

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working on a game in python for when my gcw-zero arrives

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I wish I was a NEET again.

I had so much fun....all those games...and that sleep. I'll never have the luxury of being a NEET again.

Only bad part was the crippling depression that made me not leave home for weeks but other than that, it was great!

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Star Control 2

>>175584671
>Only bad part was the crippling depression that made me not leave home for weeks

That kinda sounds like a deal breaker.

I don't understand how you NEETs survive. I'm barely making a living with a job, how the fuck do you lazy shits get by?

DOTER while listening to R/a/dio

>>175584686
I used to like the Orz. Then I learned....

>>175584784
Well I get checks from the government, 1350$ a month to be exact.

>tfw just went from NEET to working 10 hour shifts this week
>tfw it's so fucking hard and depressing

Your mom.

>>175584883
No. More. Androsynth. *Stories*.

>>175584952
rekt.

>>175584784
Most NEETs live in Europe where it's ridic easy to get on welfare or a similar service. As an American NEET I still live with my parents.

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>tfw 23yo kissless virgin NEET

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I'm a NET. Does that count?
Guild Wars 2 and Fairy Bloom Fresia.

>>175584915
Where you from and for what do you get them?

dungeon seige 2

>>175585039
NET? So you're in school?

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>>175584154 (OP)
getting high as shit when my friend comes over

>ofw

>>175584784

One of two ways.

Bad parents who enable their children to lead such meaningless existences.

or

Welfare whores who live off their government's and the tax payer's tit.

>>175585075
I'm from New Jersey.

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>>175585147
No.

>>175585173
How'd you get the checks?

STALKER, maybe, being a NEET is a tough. So many choices.

>>175585203
What's it mean then? I'm confuse/

i wish i was neet

Max Payne 2
I hated 1's gameplay but this is great fun. Good thing it has that "previously" option.
Also playing Shadow Dragon, good fun. Especially after the shitfest that was FE6.

>>175585075
social anxiety, depression etc

>>175585023
Are you me? Do you live with your mom?

>>175585249
Not in Education, Employment, or Training.
If he's not in education, he must be employed.

>>175585249
Not in education.

>>175584154 (OP)
I'm not a NEET, but I'm gonna slap a few more mods onto my New Vegas install and play that.

i'm in education

>>175585249

NET

Not in Education, or Training

Meaning he's got a job you dense fuck.

>>175585296
Yes i do.

Do you also have no life experience what so ever and sit alone being depressed all day playing video games in the hopes you'll forget that you will never have gf or be happy?

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>I just finished college in December
>went to three job fairs and spilled spaghetti over 28 different employers in my field
>I haven't even gotten a single interview
>friend of mine from High school that didn't go to college is now making 80,000USD as a marketing manager
>other friends went into the army and are making just as much with promising careers ahead of them on top of free college within a year, with pay
>I owe 15,000 in student loans
>my mother is in the other room
>I haven't had sex in two years

I'm also playing Dungeon Defenders tonight. I live a terrible, terrible existence. But at least I'm still dealing with 1st world problems.

>>175585287
I applied for that same reason but got denied. Do you live with anyone? If not, how did you survive before the checks came?

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SmT digital devil saga 1 I'm a big fan of SMT but man do I hate this game, if it wasn't for Gale I'd play SMT 1 or Raidou 2 or somethin. Gale makes this fucking game they should have called Shin megale tensei digigale best sagale. Also I heard if you beat this shit you can import your safe to the second one and fight a special boss on hardmode.

>>175585417
Yep. Except for the playing video games part, it just doesn't give me pleasure anymore.

>>175585409
>>175585331
Well he said it like it was such a bad thing. Having a job isn't so bad.... I kinda like mine.

>>175585287
You can get money for that?

>tfw hit the jackpot
>work at postal service
>sit at pc 5 hours a day doing nothing but typing up addresses of letters the computer couldn't read
>no social interaction, can listen to music or watch a movie on my phone as I'm typing if it's a slow day
>make $25/hour

Feels good man.

>>175584671

That pic, oh so true. So true indeed. I currently work 40 hours a week, but I'm playing Global Offensive and Witcher 2 back and forth.

>>175585216
I had a psychiatrist confirm my autism along with other problems and then I had my mom apply for my SSID.

>>175585616
Having just a job without any education means he's probably working some shit 9 to 5 job and wants out. I've been there. It sucks.

>>175584665
so how hard did that kickstarter fail?

>>175585616
If you have severe depression it fucks with your motivation and willpower to do things. It practically sucks the life out of you and you can't function.

I went from a NEET paying nothing a month on rent, skipping student loans repayment (10k from 1 year of college), etc to:

working minimum wage at 35 hours a week (40 hours would have to include benefits, apparently employers dont want you getting those), parents deciding they want $200/mo rent, responsibly paying student loans and car insurance/gas every month.

I'm technically losing more money every month working almost full time than I was as a NEET. What exactly are the benefits to working again? Actual question

>>175585551
>>175585417
>sit alone being depressed all day playing video games in the hopes you'll forget that you will never have gf or be happy?

You know what's good for this? Exercise. I alternate between weights/resistance and cardio Monday through Saturday. Nothing helps you forget how sad you are like running or doing pushups and deadlifts until you throw up.

>>175585423

What degree?

I seriously do not understand how you workfags can take it, I couldn't imagine myself working at all.

>>175585880
You're no longer leeching off of the government/ your parents

>>175585880
>(10k from 1 year of college)

Wow did you go some place nice?

>>175585809

Not the guy you quoted, but I suffer from bad depression and anxiety and mild obsessive compulsive disorder. I work full-time but it's very difficult to get up, and work all day long while trying to maintain a decent mood and attitude about life in general.

I guess that's why I take 30MG of Paxil, and 40MG of Ritalin daily. I take the Ritalin for energy and to help fight my depression symptoms.

>>175584154 (OP)
>implying

I'm in Education, Employment AND training, bloody tired.

>>175585905
>cardio
NO WE BUILD STRENGTH

Do Starting Strength

>>175585981
Workfags with a college education can get a lot more money than you and buy nicer things.

>>175585981
You give a little bit of yourself every day to get by if you don't have someone else paying for everything.

>>175585981
Maybe you have ADD/ADHD? I used to have the same mindset as you and I ended up having legitimate ADHD.

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I'm not playing anything.

>yfw family member can't get disability from cancer but NEET's can
Goddammit America

>implying I'm NEET

I shiggy fo' riggy

>>175585658
jelly as fuck

>>175586148
Why doesn't the guy with cancer just become a NEET

duh fucking americans

>>175585905

I agree with this. Exercise does wonders to fight depression and other mental issues. IF you can muster up the energy to do so, it'll benefit you greatly.

>>175585940
two, actually
I was a double major in Finance and Accounting

eat bananas. they are like happy pills.

>>175585981

You learn to make time, that's all.

All this vidya I have yet only 20 hours a week to really play it all.

>>175586148
It really depends on your state. My uncle had cancer and lived on welfare for 10 years before dying. Consider moving?

>>175586054
Well, I got in a vicious cycle of having a fucked up sleeping schedule, forgetting to take various medications for depression and ADHD. I wasn't able to function at all for months...

>>175584671
>implying

There are tons of successful people who did their job and now just site back in their mid twenties while fucking women on their yacht

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>>175585748
It didn't.
>$238,498
>183% OF GOAL

>>175586221
When you have cancer you basically are.

>>175586364
What state did he live in? Could I pull this off in California? I work at the moment, but I honestly just think about killing myself each time I clock in.

>>175586451

I had the same issue. When I was unemployed for about 2 years, I stayed up all night, and slept all day until about 3-4PM. Sometimes it was so bad I would sleep until 8PM and stay up til 10-11AM the next morning. Combine a bad sleep schedule with depression and it's just a pure mess.

>work minimum wage
>make ~$2800 after taxes
>$450 on rent in a nice place(live with 2 friends but have my own room)
>$500 on food and utilities
>always have more than $1500 every month to spent on whatever I want

Feels pretty good, man. The job isn't even that bad either.

>>175585981
I'm probably a lot fatter than you, if you even are, and I get by just 'fine' doing hard labor. Work isn't that difficult if you find something that interests you.

>>175586508

Easier said then done.

I always said though, if I was ever lucky enough to win the lotto I'd do nothing but play vidya and sleep all day err day.

>>175585423
Have you considered the military? I did 4 years in the Navy and it was great. Sometimes there's a lot of work (I was working 12-13 hour shifts for a good piece of my time) but there's usually lots of downtime too. I made a pile of DOSH, got GI Bill to pay for college anyplace I want to go, plenty of skanky Navy chicks to fuck (or hookers if that's your thing), and still had plenty of time to play vidya. I was making about $60k 2 years in, and since you've got a college degree you can make at least that starting. Plus in the Navy, if you can deal with being on ships for a while, you'll probably get to go to a couple foreign countries with lots of fun shit to do.

Granted, it's not always a picnic. But if you're super depressed and want a change of pace, you can do a lot worse. Oh and you can probably get on a student load repayment program too.

>tfw getting promoted

I want to just sit here at the bottom of the ladder where nobody ever bothers me. I don't want responsibility please just sign my checks and don't ask too many questions.

Why did I ever get a job?

Been NEET for a year now I still don't get this crippling depression shit you guys whine about. I would rather watch game center CX and play vidya then entertain some dumb girl who I have nothing in common with. My personal experiences with girls earlier in my life is I get bored after 2 months and break up with them. I'll never forget this one girl I broke up with.
> at a mall eating a narly garlic greasy pizza thing
> she goes to kiss me I let out the raunchest burp in her face.
> she doesn't even care
> we go see a movie after that I get a bj
> break up with her that night.
Now before you critics rip me apart, she stuck her period blood ridden finger in my mouth once.

>>175586037

Grandparents really really wanted me to go private and parents went along and pushed me to go, so I did. Stopped after a year because I didn't want to waste money not knowing what I wanted to get into (I was 17-18 at the time). Huge mistake, now it's going to take me 5+ years to repay, that is if I continue working full time just to repay the bill

>>175586556
why do you have gifs of everything

>>175585880
people get to take your money.

>>175586691
It's not about being fat, it's about being incapable of interacting socially.

I'm scared of going outside and I have terrible anxiety, trying to talk to someone is an absolute task within itself.

>>175586786
>game center CX

Even though I dislike NEETs, you're my nigga.

I'll be 25 years old this year, and I want to go back to college but I'm just afraid I'll end up getting in a huge debt because of how much it all costs. I've heard of people owing $20,000+ when they finished. I'd just be afraid of starting, then not finishing but still owing a ton of money.

>>175586786
I dunno about these other NEETS but my depressions have little to do about gf shit.

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>being NEET
>laying on my floor all day not knowing what day or time it was
>just play video games or browse /v/
>contemplating suicide
>decide to CHANGE
>luck out finding a full time job
>move out, get my own place
>buy a car
>can buy anything i want
>start lifting and eating right
>9 months later, aka now
>wish i was NEET again, holy shit normal life fucking sucks

Even more depressed than when I was NEET. Don't stop being NEET guys. I'd go back at the drop of a hat now.

>>175586095
>>>/fit/ ? The fuck are you doing here?

No but seriously, it doesn't matter what you do. If you're depressed, exercise is a great way to try and snap yourself out of it. Fight the pain with more pain.

>>175586636

Those numbers don't add up.

Minimum wage is 7.25 in American, unless you live elsewhere?

>>175586950

Do you take any medications for anxiety? I also have social anxiety, but it's not even close to how severe you have it. I did notice that my medication lessened my symptoms big time.

>>175586950
I'm socially awkward as well and have been to therapy and all that shit. If you set your standards as "work looks too hard, I want to masturbate and play video games all day" then you'll get nothing done.

I'm tired as all hell from seeing the "social anxiety" card thrown around.

>>175587094
>7.25 min wage

whats it like living in poverty?
10.25min wage here.

>>175587081
You're just depressed, holy fuck. Go take some meds.

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>>175586820
because I made them. I'm NEET with a nearly infinite amount free time.

>>175587094
I don't live in a third world country, no. Minimum wage here is close to $20 dollars, and then you get extra if you work in the evening like me.

>>175585981
At my old job we had a saying "Work hard. Play harder". I used to put in around 60 hours a week, but when I got done, I'd either get good and proper fucked up, or play vidya. Sometimes both.

>>175587173
>tfw I just got a raise to $10 last month

L-livin th-the life

>>175587205
that sounds awful.

Whats your game going to be about?

>>175586116
goddamn you pieces of shit are true fucking cunts
you do not have adhd
you are lazy
i used to have the same mindset
then i actually tried getting off my ass and, turns out, it's not very hard and you can actually buy decent things

>>175587141
I'm not him, but I wouldn't advise getting dependent on Benzodiazepine long-term.

I honestly got over my social anxiety after the first time I did LSD.

>>175587173

I don't know. I don't have a minimum wage job, I was just curious why his shit didn't add up

>>175587237

Nice edgy post but you still didn't answer my question.

>>175587237
>20 dollars min wage

where in the fuck do you live?

>>175587383

Some people actually HAVE mental problems. It's not like there is no such thing. Yes, not everyone needs medication, and doing things naturally like eating right, getting exercise and having a decent social life will help dramatically, it's not like they fix every problem.

>>175586085
I really don't think he was implying anything.
Pretty sure he just intended to make a thread involving NEETs.

>>175586730
The navy officers program is something I'm seriously contemplating. If I can't find a job before June when I turn 23, I'll end up trying that.

Not sure if I'll make the requirements though. I was injured in a car wreck three years ago and my back has never been the same.

Waaah my social anxiety gotta take pills. You only did it to yourself by finding 4chan. Back in my day we had our waifus 3D was pig disgusting and social anxiety was an excuse to get medic disability for vidya.

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In all honesty, a shitty minimum wage job is worse than being NEET.

>>175587491
Denmark, and it's closer to 18.5 dollars, actually, but I make 20 dollars with an added $7 for working in the evening..

>>175586116
Is ADHD really a fucking disability? My brother got a job at age fucking 16 and he has it. That ain't an excuse at all.

Not really a NEET, but I've played some dota2, watched Stardust and Dredd.
Need more film like Stardust and Dredd.

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>>175587093
WE
BUILD
STRENGTH

>>175587515
some people have mental problems but tell me it isn't a fucking coincidence that most of they "symptoms" of ADHD aren't just being a lazy piece of shit. they're indistinguishable to a psychiatrist and guess which diagnoses gets them paid?

>>175587598
Din perker.

>>175587361
it not really about anything. Just a rail shooter with vector graphics and space ships similar to Starfox. At some point I'm going to have to add characters and story.

>>175587590
Not really.
Even working part-time for four hours a day allows for vidya while bringing in some dosh.

What are all the autismbux NEETs going to do when the DSM-V comes into effect and social security no longer pays out except for ACTUAL debilitating autism (aka mental retardation, aphasia, etc)?

You'll either have to get real jobs or kill yourselves

>>175587515
I don't get ADHD. Seems like having a hyperactivity disorder would make you more motivated to have a job vice sitting around all day.

I'm a trust fund baby NEET.

>>175587737

I agree with you, and I do believe doctors will prescribe medications like candy because of course they make money. I don't personally have that condition.

>>175586636
>450 for a single room
Albertan here. 1200 is the going rate for a single room BEFORE utilities. And that's a small room.

>>175587383
Unfortunately, I am one of the few people that does have it legitimately.

After dealing with my psychiatrist and therapist for the past year, they found out I suffer from executive dysfunction. It's tied to ADHD, anxiety, and depression.

5mg of Dexedrine (amphetamine sulfate) does wonders for me and from what I've been told by doctors, children get prescribed larger doses.

>>175587203
>go take some meds
CIA pls go

>>175585658
>>175585658
nice one bro.

>>175587757
Du kommer bare.

>>175587361
He better be making a game about underage robot girls.

I love these threads.
All the NEETs who blame social anxiety and ADHD like legit reasons to not being able to hold a job.

Holy shit.

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>>175587861

>CIA

>>175587646
When you're unable to focus to the point you cannot complete tasks, then you have it.

>>175587557
Look up the Navy PRT standards and make sure you can do those. If you can, you'll probably be able to fudge your way past any medical exams.

>>175588029
where is the medical evidence

>>175587801
when is it coming out

>>175587847
We pay 1350 total, and that's for 3 bedrooms, a kitchen, a bath+shower and a living room. It's not in a bad area either - about 5 km from the city centre.

>>175585658

How the fuck do you land a job like that?

I've got a fucking cushy job right now but I'm always on the look for something better.

>>175588001
You know nothing unless you have experienced it.

>>175587675
Ok fine whatever. You know better.

>tfw dismissed from university and parents don't know it yet

Anyone have suicide advice?

>>175588029
Stop acting like it's a crippling disease.
Every fucking kid and their mother gets diagnosed with it. ADHD is a joke.

>>175588150
I come from a family that has it.
None are NEET.
Get the fuck over yourself.

>>175587858
>executive dysfunction

Never heard of that one before.

>>175588104
May 2013.

All you virgin losers should go back to wizardchan instead of posting here.

>>175588187
Don't.

If that doesn't work, contact Mountain Dew on Facebook.

>>175588130
Lucky fuck.

>>175588187
knife in power outlet

>>175588135
>How the fuck do you land a job like that?
Apply for the postal service?

>>175588187
what happened?
how do you even get dismissed from uni

>>175588187
Helium is the best way to go, for added fun try reciting your suicide note.

>>175588150
lmao
okay
ever considered that you've never experienced what you think of as normal?
the lack of a difference might surprise you
if you've got ADD bad enough to truly be crippling your mind is definitely fucked up in other ways, and that is retardation

>>175588338

Screw that. The USPS is having financial issues. People would be better off working for UPS or FedEx.

>>175585423
Dungeon Defenders is complete shit once you get past what the original game was. They fucked up the next tier of difficulty to the extreme. They just threw everything out the window and started over with a whole new stat base, and they just constantly tweek the towers so only 1 is ever functional at a time.

Also, don't be jelly of army fags. The problem with army training is you learn how to do that shit, but you don't get the certification to do it in the civi sector. All of your army certs are worthless the instant you are not in the army

>>175588187
Don't do it.
Or, secure a weapon and become a vigilante.

>>175588207
Once you become an adult you loose the hyperness and become mellow as fuck but still can't focus on shit.

>>175588187
What'd you do? Grades too low?
They'll be disappointed, but you won't be exiled from the fucking family. Don't kill yourself.

>>175588187
This >>175588362

Google Exit Bags, and be careful regulating the pressure or else you could give yourself the bends and it could hurt like shit.

Alternatively you could try not killing yourself. How bad can getting kicked out of college be?

>>175588268
That means nothing. You could be from a family that has depression, bipolar, or schizophrenia and be fortunate enough to not have any of them.

>>175588427
>your mind is definitely fucked up in other ways
Guess what? It is.

Applying for more jobs.
I've gotten pretty sick of seeing every single "entry level/graduate level development job" listing sporting a "10 years professional industry experience with #X products shipped!" requirement.

It gets grating.

Should have known that CS was a dead end in Canada though. I was just a dumb child too willing to fall for the silliness fed by career advisers and parents.

>>175588613
Yes it does mean something.
It means that they got a job and didn't blame ADHD, you numbskull.

>>175588449
>The USPS is having financial issues

Which is why you apply now, before they quit hiring people. Besides, they've been having financial problems for years, and they don't pay nearly as well as UPS for FedEX.

if you think you have ADD/ADHD talk to a psych and get some adderall

you'll turn into an ungodly efficient intelligent machine

>>175588489
l
m
a
o
you're just lazy dude

>>175588613
wow that's pretty edgy bro but i'm talking about like physically fucked
things have to be in the wrong place for it to be "crippling"

>>175587237
you guys are making me upset. Minimum wage in UK is £4.98 for 18-20 (I'm 19) it sucks.

>>175588346
Failing classes due to shit-terrible work ethic and general "depression".

>>175588362
>suicide note
No, not even once.

>>175588751
>Minimum wage in UK is £4.98 for 18-20
Good lord.

>>175588449
>The USPS is having financial issues.
The USPS would have profits in excess of 1.8 billion USD if not for a congressional requirement for them to prepay for 85 pension years for all current and future employees.

They had tens of billions in the bank already when Congress fucked them over.

>mfw my new meds are green and purple pills

>>175588730
You can keep using the word edgy out, but you know nothing unless you've experienced it, shithead.

It would be really boring not to do anything. I never worked but then I get bored during long periods without college.

>>175588751
At least you're not a 25 year old NEET that has cancer. My medical insurance runs out next year and them I"m fucked.

>>175588793
It's not like you were busted for drugs or some other stupid shit. Killing yourself is just cowardly and stupid.

Are/were you a freshman?

>>175588489
If you're not hyper can you get rediagnosed and call it something else? I keep meeting these people who are mellow as fuck talking about their hyperactivity disorder and it annoys the fuck out of me.

>>175588730
>you're just lazy dude
Depression and ADD are legitimate biological disorders that can negatively effect and hamper people.

>>175588906
maybe you are retarded

>>175588751
>work in a call center helping people with their benefits
>make 14.50 an hour
For a "some college" highschool grad, its just about the best I have to hope for. Its possible I can break into the "admin" side of things for $20+ after a year or three.

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>>175588715
APhA, pls

>>175588970
ADULTS THAT HAVE ADHD ARE FUCKING MELLOW

>being NEET

>>175588968
>cowardly
it takes balls to kill yourself

>no job experience
>no education
>amerika
>somehow got a 12.50 an hour job where i sit and press a button and listen to music and audio books all day and perform at what i feel is 40% inefficiency
>everyone congratulates me on how hard i work
>been milking this for a year now

my next job is going to be actually doing things though. i dont give enough of a shit to press buttons for 8 hours a day to work hard. i did at first and then i realized it didnt fucking matter.

>>175588965
What kind of cancer?

>>175589029
Maybe you're an ignorant fuck.

>>175588965
Actually you can get 36 months of cobra coverage after you age out.

Yes, I am the faggot who just posted he works on people's benefits

I'm playing Legendary, with one hand, so I can fap with the other.

>>175588751
>tfw the government pays you $1800 a month if you're unemployed and over 25 years old

You just have to apply for some jobs every now and then.
Damn it feels good to be a leech.

>>175589120
>it takes balls to kill yourself

No, it really does not.
It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Don't try to rationalize suicide, mate.

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>>175588965

>having cancer
>2013

>mfw
>>5599646
some of you should check if you aren't clinically depressed. not something you can just ''work out of''

Legendary, because dumbfun.

>>175589126
What do you do

>>175589141
Thyroid was diagnosed at 14 I"m 25 now

>>175589103
Yes I understand that. What I asked is, if you're going to be fucking mellow, can you get your condition named to something other than "hyperactivity disorder".

Mellow hyperactivity is an oxymoron.

>>175589126
what job might this be?

>>175589148
>>175589029
i really thought 4chan was above petty insults like this, but i guess not.

Both of you fuck off back to facebook

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>implying there's any reason not to be NEET and sponge off a government

I have two options
>stay home all day and play vidya
or
>wither myself day by day by having a job
>and I would have to pay taxes
>and my rent would be 800$

Yeah nah I'm sticking with government assistance, fuck working.

>>175589257

Go kill yourself now then and prove how easy it is to us

>>175589148
i really don't care what someone like you thinks of me
you've let society tell you that you aren't right, that you were born different and that's why they can look down on you and throw a few pennies your way
ever seen any proof of that?
you accept their pity rather than work like the rest of them

>>175589257
>to a temporary problem.
Hahahaha holy shit. You mean a permanent problem.

>>175589297
>>>5599646

>>175589120
this.

i almost did it once. i stuck a knife into a power outlet but nothing happend, but i did feel happy that i tried it

>>175589257
>It's a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
I'm so fucking sick of hearing that.

>>175589353
>i really thought 4chan was above petty insults like this

All it takes it looking at the front page. It's nothing new. Never was.

>>175589202
I'm not very lucky

>>175589257
Actually, the problem could be quite permanent. Life is not a movie, things don't always get better for people

>>175589257

Modern life is not a temporary problem.

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What's the longest you've been NEET, guys?

5 years strong since 16 here.

>>175589370
what's it like knowing your life will never amount to anything and your existence will be forgotten by everyone?

>>175589421
>You mean a permanent problem.

Unless you fucking killed a guy and are looking at life in prison, no, you fucking idiot.

>>175588968
Nope, 3rd year there.

>cowardly and stupid
That's exactly it. I'm that cowardly and knowing it just increases self-pity. I'm a lazy sack of shit that took advantage of privileges I never deserved to have in the first place. Nobody should ever sympathize with laziness. I want to die.

>being this naive
>being this edgy
>being this pathetic

>>175589257
If you aren't afraid of the reaper, yeah, it does take balls to kill yourself. I'm not even suicidal or anything.

>>175589447
Unless you live in a cartoon, that's a pretty lame suicide attempt

>>175589313
Well shit. Can you just not afford to keep your insurance? Also I wouldn't really worry about being a NEET. I'd say having cancer precludes you from other shit.

>>175589519
>almost everyone on the planet

>>175589383
I wouldn't have to because I'm not a sad sack of shit with nothing to life for, buddy.

>>175589384
I guess hearing voices and seeing things in the dark is society telling me that I'm not right.

>>175589353
No, I just sickens me that more people legitimately think like that.

>>175589519
You're talking about the people with said dead-end jobs for the rest of their lives.

>>175589514
28 and still with parents. Get on my level.

>>175589514
almost 3 years I guess. I actually had a job in 2011 for like 4 months. I didn't like it.

>>175589570
>are you a bad enough dude to meet the reaper and lose the only thing you have left going for you?

>>175589519
I guess about the same for everybody. Most people can't name their own great-grandpa. Having kids doesn't make you live on

>>175589570
Alrighty then

NEET here. I have a job interview with the state (CA) on monday. any advice?

>>175589637
I"m on my parents plan right now which is pretty good.

>>175589702
6 years on and off

>>175589735
Seriously? It can't be that hard.

Guess I'm lucky mine was named Jeremiah though.

>>175589570
All it takes is a handful of pills or a handgun.
If you truly had balls, you wouldn't resort to suicide to end your problems.

>>175589815
dodge it

get on autismbux

do not get a job

if you ever have a job for even a day you won't ever be able to get on autismbux

>>175589519
I don't live for people to know or remember me. I live for me. Pursuit of happiness and shit

>>175589815
dont go

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>tfw not neet
>tfw can't play Ni No Kuni until wee hours of the morning because no responsibilities

shit sux. stay neet fellas.

>>175589815
Don't act nervous, don't so anything stupid.

Bullshit if you have to

>>175589313
>>175589349

I test electrical relays. Sounds cool? Nah, it's so automated all you do is stand there for 8 hours a day. Put the relay on the fixture, press button, stand there for 20 minutes while it tests it for you, press button, more test, take relay off, next.

Well there's one area where you get to solder and shit.

I always wanted a mindless job when I was NEET.

Now I realize that is the exact opposite of what I want.

Still, 12.50 an hour, easy work, and everyone thinks I'm awesome. It's decent experience for now.

I miss being NEET though.

>>175589661
>I guess hearing voices and seeing things in the dark is society telling me that I'm not right.
it's a result of it yes
continue your life as-is if you're truly fine being the pity-sponge of everyone you meet
you should be thanking me right now, i validated your existence for a couple minutes here

>>175589370
and when the government takes your benefits away what will you do then?

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Well this thread got terrible. Shut the fuck up about your personal problems and post some OC or talk about games.

>>175587094
Minimum wage differs from state to state fool

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>>175589514
10 years and still kicking.

>>175589735

Harris and Edward.

It's also a tradition to give second born males the middle name David in my family. I'm also naming a kid after my dead Grandpa and one after my own Father.

I shall pass the torch.

>>175589519
You mean the samething that will happen to you? Maybe it's just my personal philosophy but I would rather spend my entire life focusing on self happiness it's not like you can take your friends with you once you die. I'd take comfort in the fact that I knew myself fuck everyone else.

>>175589969
This thread was doomed the moment OP said NEET, sorry.

>>175589514
I got a job before even graduating high school.
I don't know the NEET life in the slightest.

>>175589865
Not really. As long as he doesn't fuck anybody else up in the process like friends or family, let the guy kill himself. We're not all wonderful snowflakes with unique experiences which have to be lived.

maybe some of you are clinically depressed? if so that sucks, if you aren't, please do try to improve your live, step by step, ignore the /fit/arded.

>been out of a job for 4 months
>waiting for a background check to pass on a temp job
>tfw NEET

Playing DX HR

>>175584154 (OP)
I would like to post this in an attempt to cheer everybody up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79BmMOz9tEc

>>175590134
I don't give a shit if he ends it this second or not. All I'm saying is that you're not going out with a set of brass balls.

>>175589956
I save 1000$ every month, I'm sure by the time they take it away I will have enough to stay afloat on.
>>175589519
You think I actually give a shit when I'm dead?

>>175590146
Exercise is great for people that have mental illness though.

>Almost 23
>No innate talents or skills
>Dropped out of HS senior year
>Never had an honest day's work in my entire life
>Haven't interacted with another human bean other than my two younger sisters and mother for the past 5 years

Just finished Spec Ops and Devil Survivor 2 but I haven't really worked up the energy to dive into another game yet.

Sorry for shitting up this board with this post

>>175589931
Ditto, but its wonderful to go out and buy shit fro mtime to time and not be fucked for money.

My current work, I am mostly concerned with making it 6 months there so if I leave I can go on unemployment again

doter2

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>>175590320
>Dropped out of HS senior year

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>tfw when spend a year as a NEET
>start taking college classes
>graduate
>have a series of jobs
>during employment, kind of envy NEETs for their free time
>go back to NEET after being laid off
>wish I had a job again

>>175589514
1.5 years. I couldn't take it. I'm smart enough to do well in school and I have $17000 waiting for tuition. Trying to find a way to waste time instead of spend it is no way to live.

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>>175590320
>two younger sisters

>>175590320

you should build up the courage to get drunk and do stupid things.

I mean fuck, you have nothing to lose.

>>175587383
>and you can actually buy decent things
This is my problem, there's nothing I want to buy.

When I work my money just piles up in a bank until I get sick of the job and quit, living for months or even years off the savings.

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>23
>Have no job/highschool dropout
>No gf, or any friends at all really
>Live with my dad who's living off SS/disability
>We both have extreme bipolar disorder
>He smokes weed and watches shitty movies on Netflix instant all day
>I play pirated games on my toaster and PSP
>My only source of income is a babysitting gig once a week
>That one day of the week is the only time I feel happy, being around two innocent children that still enjoy things
>Neet since 05
>Wish someone would kill me already so I don't have to do it myself

That being said, I'm just getting drunk and playing P3P to try fill the void tonight, thanks for asking, OP.

I could work on becoming a better programmer by trying to get that golden once-in-a-lifetime "million download app" necessary to get a fucking job these days. Or I can go play The Witcher.

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Downloading a bunch of visual novels to play.

Wanko to Kuraso
FSN
Narcissu
Planetarian
Cross Channel
Umineko no na koro ni

Should keep me occupied for a while if I ever get around to finishing them.

I think the best question is which one do I read first?

I can't decide if I liked being NEET more or having a job and my own place and money.

It's like, I work 8 hours a day doing bullshit I don't like so I can be tired at night 5 days of the week, to pay for my rent and food and still pirate everything.

So it's like, nothings really changed? I just hate my days even more now? Is this what modern life is? Is there escape?

>>175590650
try buying women

>>175590451

I was an on and off neet for 3 years. Horribly depressed for most of it, but now that I work full time all I want to do is stay at home and sleep. Goddamn horseshit.

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>tfw college student
>tfw classes aren't too crazy and don't require like 20 hours of studying per week
>tfw vidya all day when not in classes
>tfw 3.6 GPA
>tfw job is held for me whenever I'm away at school so I can return whenever I'm available during holidays or summer break

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>>175590451
grass is always greener. you wont ever be happy until you have a job that you enjoy and are your own boss. Do you have a passion you enjoy that could possibly make you money if it were a success? If not then play the lottery. It's your only hope.

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>>175590710
Have fun.

>>175590665
I've heard about it a lot but I never bothered to ask what it is or look it it so what is bipolar? I only ask because my friends gf wants to introduce me to someone whom she reckons I might hit it off with and she apparently has bipolar.

>>175590890

fyi this is extreme painful for anyone one who hasn't already seen this old as fuck image

>>175590320
>talents or skills
then make your talents and skills.

>>175590742
Not worth it.

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>>175589514
5 years strong here also. Been NEET since i left the army.

>>175590942
It's when you change attitudes at the drop of a hat. Someone is happy the one moment, but then something trivial will cause a meltdown of tears.

>>175590710

I don't really know how normal people do it. Do they get something out of life that makes it all worth it, or are they just operating on instinct?

>>175590710

I wished we lived in older times. ;_; Hunting, gathering, farming, going to war, blacksmithing, clothwork, heavy community. Yeah I know life was kinda shitty but it's just so shit now to me. Maybe it's because my job is so boring that I think I'd rather have a life doing those things than this modern life bullshit. It's like that scatman song, I want to be a human being not a human doing.

>>175590682
What the fuck is it with this pic.
Whenever It was posted before everyone said that it was really creepy.
Is it the yellow thing in the back?