How much are you paid and where do I sign up?

>This game isn't bad at all. /v/ was wrong once again

Not this time mr. marketter, Dead Space 3 is shit and you have shit taste for liking it.

Everything you gave it merit on relates to "cinematic experience". You are part of the reason the industry is mostly shit these days. No the gameplay was garbage, it was easy as fuck and "we want the CoD audience" bullshit.

>Universal ammo
>More health items than you will EVER need
>Need online to play all the content

Fuck you for ruining the industry. I am mad.

>>175466187
You're just mad it's a good game

How is that autism treating you?

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>ITT: /v/iral marketers
Stop feeding him for fuck's sake.

>>175466557
DURR I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS IMAGE COMES FROM

Too many fucking Russians doing co-op

>>175466251
>More health than you'll ever need
Stop playing on normal.
and co-op hardly changes anything despite being advertised as something major.
for 99% co-op just mean another gun

Even Metacritic bombed this piece of shit.

You are not getting 5 million sales fuck off.

>>175466993
Good,
Let the series die on a highish action set-piece note before it gets all TACTICOOL- NECRO THREAT DETECTED IN YOUR AREA HOW COPY?

I've tried 3-4 times to enjoy Dead Space. The first one.

A friend keeps recommending it.

>Start game
>Fucked up mouse sensitivity
>Fucked UP zoomed in console port bullshit

Fuck that.

>>175467236

It already did that in 3.

>>175467328
When?

Nah, /v/ wasn't wrong. Just not right.

It's not as bad of a game as /v/ preached. But it's not good either.

It's 'decent'. And only really worth a purchase if you're a stupid fan of the series.

>>175467380

Whenever you fought other humans.

>no horror
>bad controls for an exclusively shooter-type game
>infinite ammo (effectively)
>even a shitty player will have more medkits than they can possibly use

I don't care if it's pretty or if it has a good soundtrack, or if it has good voice acting. Those are fluff. Those are inconsequential if the rest of the game is shit.

Final Fantasy XIII was really pretty. And the soundtrack was quite good.

It was also a terrible game.

So is this.

>>175467419
No it doesn't,
Apart from saying they've spotted you, the other humans all babble unitologist nonsense or blow themselves up.

Only bit that seemed remotely tacticool was the intro with WHISKY NINER! COME IN WHISKEY NINER!

>>175466821
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSmhZFbCy0
Lol. DURR I SMART.

It's not a good survival horror game.

It's not a good action game.

The only reason you'd ever pirate this is if you just had to see how the story ended. In which case you should just watch the cutscenes on youtube or watch a LP like the one Helloween4545 is doing now.

I just don't get why they added the whole tumbling mechanic. You don't need it AT ALL - neither versus humans, nor versus necros (god forbid you try to do acrobatic stunts in the middle of a pack of necromorphs, they will rip you a new one).

As for medpacks, yes, it seems like you get too many of them - and then you have to use like 8-10 during a MEATGRINDER section of the game. I played on Impossible, and died quite a few times, to be honest - it is too easy to get overwhelmed by the monsters.

>>175467675
It's a good action horror game.

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>watch friend finish dead space 2 and love every second of it
>buy dead space 3 trying to ignore the hate
>rewarded with gears of war in space

>>175467697

Only time is during the fight with the snowbeast and dodging the arms on the bigger beastie.

>>175467675

Only reason I'm playing(Pirate) is because I enjoyed the first two games.

>>175467757
No, it's not, because it's not scary, or even haunting or eerie. And the action part of the game is turds.

>>175467757
Which is a shit genre, and therefore means nothing.

>>175467757
>action horror

No such thing.

>don't make the enemies spawn from vents 90% of the time
>remove the SHOCK ENEMY MUSIC that plays everytime there is something

There, I just made it approximately 200% scarier.

>>175467973
And for those of us who don't find body horror all that scary?
Because that has always been DS's main horror point, how grotesque the necro's are, which I find more interesting than scary/

I gave DS3 a chance. I really honestly did. I really fucking honestly did.

I even gave DmC a chance and mostly enjoyed it.

I'm a very fucking forgiving player.

But DS3 is just -bad-. It's not "$5 bargain bin Noah's Ark on the NES" bad. But it's a terrible fucking game compared to the first two. The story's alright but the actual gameplay is all wrong. If they wanted to make this a shooty game they should have made it a shooty game. If they wanted to make it a 2spooky game they should have made it a 2spooky game.

But it doesn't feel like either. It just feels... meh. At best.

It's like they just threw a game together with EXPLODING SETPIECE EVENTS for the sake of cashing in on the popularity of the first two. It's a game that didn't need to fucking happen.

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>>175468169
It needed to happen because the ending of 2 left people wanting 3

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I bought it, I'm enjoying it. I don't give a fuck.
2 was barely a horror game any more than this one is anyway.
Its like the people complaining about set pieces never played 2.
With its boosting from trains, boosting through space, bouncing off gun ships and dangling by your legs.

One question for those playing it.
I'm currently 6 chapters in.
Are there actually any more suit types without using the shitty DLC/paid for ones?
I've had this EVA suit for a while now...

I'm choosing to ignore the pre-order suits I have, and the N7 armour, which the game gave me for having played Mass Effect 3, even though I've never played Mass Effect 3 (good job EA).

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>>175467973
But Lisa Foiles said the best kind of scare in a horror game is a jump scare! And that survival horror series that got turned into action games were lucky they weren't part of a "terrible" genre anymore.

Last fucking time I ever watch her on Rev3. Yes I mad.

>>175468313
Do a movie. The two Dead Space movies were pretty good.

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>dod spoce 3
>EA

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21367852

>>175468324
>2 was barely a horror game any more than this one is anyway.

2 felt like at least it tried.

3 gives no fucks. It doesn't even pretend like 2 did.

>>175468384
Do video games ever actually work?

>>175468335
Well, thank you for making me mad aswell.

>>175468456
video game movies, rather

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>>175468456
>Do video games ever actually work?

>>175468324
>Are there actually any more suit types without using the shitty DLC/paid for ones?
I'm at chapter... 12? I have three with no DLC.

>>175468501
The two Dead Space movies were pretty fucking good.

Partly because they told their own stories instead of trying to "retell" a video game story in movie format. They were just set in the same universe. Which could have been a much better way to end the Dead Space story.

Of course that wouldn't make them as much money which is the only reason why DS3 exists.

Je bent kanker als je Dead Space 3 leuk vindt, OP.

>>175468456
>>175468501
Sometimes, if you pretend the videogames never happend and have no relation to the movie and enjoy it for what it is.
Retarded fun.
Kinda like the retarded resi movies.
They're full of retarded pointless fan service and bare almost no resemblance to the games, yet some how are entertaining in a really dumb way.

Prince of Persia wasn't a bad film in a "pretend this has nothing to do with the games" kinda way.

Obviously this does not apply to any Uwe Boll film.
Those are outright shit in its purest form.

I can't really explain how the combat feels different than two but it is.

Two, while more action oriented, had moments of atmosphere. However, three seems to just throw wave after wave of necromorphs at you to the point where it becomes predictable.

While doing that one side mission, connor towers or whatever it was called, I reached the first room with vents and canisters all over and new exactly what was going to happen. Then it happened two more times in the same mission.

Also, I haven't beaten it so i don't know if my suspicions are correct, but I find it odd no one is having an issue going along with the plans of unitologists driven insane by the markers

>>175468707
The initial bit on the snow planet is actually pretty tense and atmospheric.
Have to not freeze to death while keeping an eye out for necros charging at you while you're being blinded by a blizzard.

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I quite liked this game at first. Then I came on /v/ and now I hate it. It's a terrible game.

Listening to a guy explain a few weird bits of this game
>he comes up to 4 dudes who seem to only be there to add to the mood by cutting their own throats
>before they can however he decapitates them all with his weapon
>the headless bodies still go through the throat slitting motions before ragdolling
>he laughed so hard he had to stop playing

>>175468536
It really feels like they've kinda cheaped out on the suits this time around.
1 and 2 felt like you upgraded to a new suit far more regularly.

Now its just all DLC suits.

I mean I get they do not have the impact the suits had in the last 2 games, since you upgrade your rig seperately and the suit doesn't affect your inventory or anything anymore.

>>175465887 (OP)
>Repetitive work. Find piece A, then B, then C, put them together x10

Oh you mean like the other two games where you're constantly following orders?

>Horror is toned down a bit, but it's actually not that bad as some fags here complain about

It's scarier than the second.

- Boss fights are a joke

I disagree. The last two had better ones no doubt, but these weren't terrible. At least we got a genuine fimal boss this time instead of fighting something inside your head.

>Unlimited ammo

Nope, I found myself constantly buying ammo from bench

>Human enemies

How is this actually a bad thing? Really, the three way fights were hilariously entertaining.

>No split screen
Only thing I agree with.

>>175468707
Dead Space 3 has diagonal strafing, that's the main difference. If you spin your camera while strafing diagonally, you'll notice they haven't even bothered animating it.

2 is my favourite one. 1 was great, but it kind of lacked polish and confidence. 2 had better story, better atmosphere, better combat, and the shift from horror to tension and suspense served the franchise better because the devs didn't know how to make a scary game, as evident by 1.

Anyone feel like the game is just dragging on sometimes? I'm getting bored of it but really want to finish. But the same enemies over and over and everything getting more predictable as time goes on is making me not want to launch it.

I like how they've put gun crafting in the game, just for me to entirely ignore it for the most part
all I've done is add some attachments and upgrades to the starting Plasma cutter.

>>175468873
Actually is does change your inventory.
All suits past the initial one have an extra 5 slots IIRC

>>175468670
As something of a patrician when it comes to cinema, I have to say that the Resi movie with Wesker was actually somewhat enjoyable, despite still being a piece of shit overall. I know I lose Patrician Points saying that, but it's true.

>>175468957
That's because of shit pacing. I'm getting the same feelings but I'll finish it eventually.

>>175468971
Currently rocking electric bolas and a force gun.

Shit is so OP is hurts.

>>175468916
Dead space has always had diagonal strafing?
you can move freely in 360degrees whilst aiming in all 3 games.

>>175468826
that was kind of overshadowed for me by the fact that the fires are plentiful and aiming makes him immune to the strong winds

>>175469037
Its possible to one shot the drill I hear.

>>175469037
>shit is so OP
>have a chain gun that empties a 124 round mag in 3 seconds
>have instakill grenade launcher underbarrel
>fuck yeah

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>>175467785

>>175469056
The fires were hardly there around the building where you get the snow suits.

and me and my buddy were too retarded to find the entrance so we died 5 times from freezing before finding it

>>175468901
>It's scarier than the second
Nah man

>>175468901
>I disagree

Seriously ? a boss you fight 3 times in 3 different chapters and your "genuine" final boss is not a boss at all, it's shit like the one in 2 but at least there you had that great last section and Isaac being a cool guy.

>watch ModernWarNegro do his review

Man that guy can keep up enthusiasm through just about any review but even he lost steam halfway through.

>>175469056
>aiming makes him immune to the strong winds
You'd think the developer would fix this

I aim through all wind like that

>>175468972
Oh, I already have the bottom 5.
I guess that might be because I tried on the N7 suit, just to see how dumb it looked before switching back. I guess that unlocked them, like suits in 2 would unlock more inventory space even if you then went back to an older suit.

>>175469409
But it would be too haaaard otherwise qq

>>175468707
>I can't really explain how the combat feels different than two but it is
More enemies who move faster and don't stagger as easily. Stasis is even less effective than before, even once upgraded.

Why do all the DLC suits have such stupid looking helmets.
And I miss the metal suits.

>>175468707
There's no tactics to the fighting in this.

You just kind of aim your weapon forward in a general direction and spew bulletz into the mass of Things until they stop moving. Because god knows you have an infinite supply.

>The first 10 chapters are in space for gods sake
>are in space
>Dead SPACE

>>175469843
But I was very much alive.

>>175468445
To me the second one was more disappointing because i expected it to be like Dead Space one instead the devs tried to broaden their audience, Dead space 3 is just an extension of the same design philosophy and shitty story telling DS2 had. If you think about it, that last chapter of DS2 very similar to most dead space chapters designwise.

>>175469982
DS2 was the peak of the series.

>>175470052
This.

>>175470108
Dead space: aftermath was the best thing in the franchise.

>>175467291
2 is better, portwise anyway.

>>175469843
its actually suppose to refer to the area immediately around the marker that necromorphs can't be in just ignore all the necromorphs around the marker at the end of 2

>>175470206
They don't actually touch it though?
I thought there was a distance.

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>>175470163
You mean parts of Dead Space: Aftermath, right? Because that's up for debate.

>>175470206
I thought that was only the case for the Red Marker once it was on the pedestal the original research team was 'inspired' to build.

And also regarding Lexine from Extraction, the Wii rail shooter. She was immune to the Marker signal and that effect spread to people nearby.

>>175465887 (OP)
>became gears of war
>tacked on with Mass Effect 3 esque story/progression
>ammo and meds everywhere
>80% of the game is fetch quests
>armor designs stray away from what made them unique and different

You can even tell by the suits they give you that this game is going to be more generic action 3rd person shooter. From the iconic engineer suit from the first 2 to the generic killzone 3 mixed in with mass effect.

If you look at the first 2 game's suits alone, you can tell what series/games they were from, they were recognizable, unique. Whereas the 3rd game, its blatant generic.

>>175470425
Does DS3 mention lex? or will it be DLC stuff?

>>175468828
>i luv u xxxxxxx
the fuck

Law of /v/

Is it different?
>Shit sucks
Is it the same but with some upgrades?
>Lazy rehash

>>175469586
I do too. I mean liked 2's elite suit, and the Security suit.
But there was a certain practical industrial charm to those original engineering suits.

>>175470510
2 they completely ignored Lex till the DLC expansion.
So I wouldn't be surprised IF they go back to those characters, to leave it for more dlc, or a separate spin off or something.

Hopefully any expansion dlc will actually make it to the PC this time
Since we didn't get severed.
And sure is fun going through 2 seeing all those Conduit rooms I will never get into.
(Though I did have the ps3 version, with the shitty psn game first, so got to see in those crappy rooms, and use the utterly retarded Hacker suit. (exposed skin in space, smooth Isaac.))

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+ graphics are decent

- combat is extremely primitive. no need to use half of features, including crouching, cover and rolls.
- QTE during battle is retarded. especially when you must QTE while two other monsters are hitting you in the back.
- stomping corpses and resource boxes becomes a headache after 5 minutes in game. boxes have small hitbox, you also need to hit right piece of that dismembered corpse. half of corpses disappear before stomping.
- story is fucking awful. It's like ME3, only worse. blandest story, accompanied by blandest characters and blandest villain I have ever seen.
- 90% of enemies are the same, only attack patterns differ a little. you will meet like 20 human soldiers across the whole game.
- 80% of environment is "those dark corridors with blood everywhere". rest is "snow level".
- energy pull gimmick you need to use every-fucking-where without any reason whatsoever
- weapons are overpowered. you can easily complete the game with weapon you make during your first mission. Mjolnir one-shots everything and can chain-kill humans and many monsters.
- these XBOX-huge audiorecorders with single voice record from Mass Effect
- that retarded trope where main villain talks, talks, talks, until main character hits him and runs away, repeated 3 (FUCKING THREE) times
- that boss battle, repeated 3 times
- whole implausibility of events. obelisks are brainwashing, but MC is unaffected. Church of Kill All Humans somehow received global support of humanity
- majority of characters only care about themselves and their own feelings, while humanity's existence is at stake.
- checkpoints
- no point in experimenting with guns, gathering resources, etc. I don't even know why you need those tickets from resource bots.
- isn't scary
- "scary" music always shows when monsters appear and are dead. which makes game even less scarier
- final boss is retardedly easy.
- >muh relashionship
- ramirez, do everything
- boring as fuck
- no point in second weapon

>>175468431
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21367852

Fucking wow.

>"So, arguably if you go into this game knowing you are supposed to be paying for these weapons and you notice a glitch allows you to accumulate them without paying, that's theft as well.

EA has stooped to a new low.

>yeah there's optional microtransactions in the game
>if you use a glitch to gain infinite resources, that's theft, because you should pay for that

This can't be serious. I won't believe this.

>>175471548
>stomping bodies and resource boxes
Full retard. Use kinesis to pick up boxes to smash other boxes. Use kinesis or a low ammo consumption weapon to get drops from bodies at a distance.

>>175471565
>>yeah there's optional microtransactions in the game
>>if you use a glitch to gain infinite resources, that's theft, because you should pay for that

How can it be theft, if its something you can acquire without ever spending any money, and deliberately so?
That makes no sense.

>>175471693
BBC went full retard is what happened.

>>175471565
EA later said it's perfectly fine and won't be patched get over it

>>175471684
but that's much slower than simply stomping shit

>>175471775
Not the first time, won't be the last.

Good job I don't pay my TV license.

>>175471837
How? Kinesis is two boxes at once

>>175471548
>stomping corpses and resource boxes becomes a headache after 5 minutes in game. boxes have small hitbox, you also need to hit right piece of that dismembered corpse
So much this

I'm not saying this is a negative about the game, but was i the only one who found buckell redundant?

Isaac kept asking him how to work stuff, when he himself is an engineer that worked on space ships

>>175471693

Read the article, there are multiple glitches which basically give you infinite resources. Really dumb ones, like
>reloading a certain area reloads an item
>reloading a save will reset some things

You know, like the duplication glitch in Pokémon red/blue/silver etc.

Somehow this might be theft because there are microtransactions involved.

They compare it to "getting too much change while realising this and still walk out the store".

DS 3 is really a pathetic cash grab

it doesn't have 1/10th the atmosphere of the 1st two games.

should have pirated. i learned my lesson. EA shovels shitware.

DS3 could have been a solid game had it not been watered down. these fucking suits are always trying to 'get the COD' audience instead of making engaging, fun games.

HEY MOM GET ME DA NEW DED SPAECE GAME IT'S LIKE CAWADOOTY BUT WITH ALIENS N STUFF

>>175471565
>EA has stooped to a new low.

That's not EA, idiot. They made an announcement that they don't give a fuck and it people want to farm respawning items then that's ok, because it's intentional.

>>175471809

Didn't know that. I just read that article which states that they were looking into it and stated it might be considered theft.

How can I know that they later said it was fine, and that it wouldn't be patched? Maybe you should link sources next time like the guy I replied to did.

>>175471903
I tried it at the start of the game and it felt much slower. Maybe because you need to press more buttons, I don't know.

>>175471939
Yeah, I found that kinda derp.
Specially when the start was kinda awesome when you fly into the mine field and Isaac is just all
"Fuck this, I am taking over. Do this you faggot"
Isaac should have been the one explained what he was gonna do, back to them.
Instead of them telling him how to do it.
Like he should have just asked them to locate the certain systems he needed access to.

If your character is an Engineer qualified enough to be the only one required to go out and fix an entire planet cracker, fucking utilize him.

>>175471981

>it's intentional

Glitches are not intentional. Are you a member of EA's damage control?