Videogames

There would be less gayfag shitposting and the board would be truly SFW. But everyone would be a tripfag.

It'd be less interested in men.

>>173346991 (OP)
leme answer your question.
sauce?

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>>173347173
>Not knowing who Calle is

Is this nigger serious?

>>173347121
>Implying women don't love yaoi

Anybody got the comic about why SWAT Kats was really cancelled?

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>>173347610
Right here, bro

Go to /cgl/. That, except with video games.

>>173347745
swat kats made me furry. Never looked back. Thanks Ted.

>>173348292
I never keep up with these things, what's ted doing right now?

>>173348773
probably browsing furaffinity with no pants on

isn't that already CGL?

God damn the things I would do to Calle.

Im requesting that one image where shes in PVC, licking up a bowl of milk.

>>173346991 (OP)
anyone else ever play that awesome SWAT kats snes game?

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VIDEOGAMES.

>jollyjack

gee, i sure love transparent hair and eyes

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>>173350376
you're damn right I do

>>173350214
but...wasn't that game bad?

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>>173350508
YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND JUST HOW FUCKING MAD I AM

>>173350508
god fucking damn it the artist in me gets MAD and my boner runs and hides from how I get when I'm angry

>implying women are capable of playing and enjoying video games

>The solution to the riddle that woman has always been for man is childbirth. The sexes are distinguished by many other minor differences, but this is the most important, the most fundamental one. Thus man's primeval instinct is for war, whilst woman's for childbearing. With this insight in one's mind there's no sexually conditioned problem one cannot solve. The reason, therefore, that men are so easily seduced by virtual worlds whereas women are generally indifferent towards them (and in fact usually fail to even see the point in them), is because man's vital function, war, can be just as easily performed in virtual worlds as in the real one (and in fact even more easily there), whereas woman's vital function, childbirth, cannot be performed in them at all -- thus spoke Zarathustra. -- This is why they have always looked down on videogames with at best a certain toleration, at worst outright contempt, and this is why they cannot ultimately follow where we are going. -- That is all. -- And since I started with Nietzsche, who was an expert on women, who knew all there was to know about them -- all that a man needs to know, at any rate -- I'll end with him as well:

>Finally. -- There are many kinds of hemlock, and fate usually finds an opportunity of setting a cup of this poison draught to the lips of the free spirit -- so as to "punish" him, as all the world then says. What will the women around him do then? They will lament and cry out and perhaps disturb the repose of the thinker's sunset hours: as they did in the prison at Athens. "O Criton, do tell someone to take those women away!", Socrates finally said.

http://insomnia.ac/commentary/cocksucking_videogameland/

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>tfw no videogames

>>173350508
Oh fuck, now he's just trolling

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>>173350703
>HOW DARE HE ENJOY THAT KIND OF ART, THAT GUY SURE HAS SOME NERVE

chill out, will ya? I like his style and some of his work is actually good

>>173346991 (OP)
It would become /cgl/.

You wouldn't want to be here.

The general humor of the board would be passive agressive rather than massive agressive.
Grammar and sentence structure would be better.
Everything else would stay the same.

>>173347745
>her face when saying "chopper backup"
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

also my sides

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isnt it still Caterday in america?

>>173351021
Its not a style, its incompetence, and shows a lazy artist.

>>173351171
>Caturday

What is this, 2007 again?

I found the answer to this question while stressed about exams.

http://forum.birth.com.au/study-corner/52226-do-you-treat-yourself-after-finishing-exams-assignments.html

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>>173351025
>/cgl/

Fuck, I forgot that board existed.

>>173350812
oh my god, this is a joke right?

>>173351265
It pains me to know he makes a rather cushy living from it. What I do admire though is just how much he has actually creates daily.

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>>173351367
Mate, how can you not look forward to Caterday in any year?

>>173350812
But that's wrong.
I know and know of plenty of females who love video games, most of whom are content to simply enjoy their hobby without going HEY GUIZE I PLAY VIDUYA GAEMS and absolutely none of whom go HEY GUIZE IMA GURL GAEMRR.

On the internet, the one who yells loudest is heard most, and that's why Leigh Alexander from Sexy Videogameland, a vapid idiot who advertises her sex and writes pure, unadulterated shit is more popular than Polly from Socks Make People Sexy, who writes about video games like a sensible human being.

Oh, wait. You're linking to insomniac now. Right -- I suppose I shouldn't even try to reason with you at all.

>>173351468
Nope. That's icycalm.

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Do your part /v/.

Genetically Engineered Catgirls for domestic ownership for a brighter future.

>>173351743
I may sound like an idiot for asking, but... who?

>>173350812
Alex pls go

/v/ as girls would be /cgl/

funny enough at least /v/ would actually be on topic for once

>>173351743
I don't think I've ever seen such inane delusional bullshit churned out in paragraphs like that before. I am astonished.

>>173351914
He's banned from 4chan. Probably one of his drones. I don't know why the URL isn't banned yet, as some ways of saying the site's name are.

>>173351743
Who is that? Really, who?

>>173352098

Just a guy who wrote articles.

>>173350508
Holy shit. Just add that platiscy VN animu coloring and you've got everything jessica elwood does

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>>173351616
Is this you?

>>173351741
Polly is no better than Leigh Alexander. She fills her writing with sexual innuendos and even suggested that readers masturbate rather than buy Starfox Adventures.

Well, it's clear that she actually plays video games and enjoys them as much as anyone else and doesn't brag about her gender, so she's a bit better, but still.

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>>173346991 (OP)
OP

It's almost scary to even think about your question.

Almost to the point where my life would have very little meaning, if all the awesomeness I had ever witnessed, didn't exist.

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>>173350508

Seriously now, why? Does he think the lack of fully visible eyes make it any less expressive?

>>173351885
He was better known a few years ago. He's a guy who claims to understand Nietzsche philosophy perfectly and applies that to video games. Yeah. Has his own (elitist) website Which used to be free but now requires a subscription not unlike Something Awful, but with more pretentiousness.

>>173352937
Sounds like king shithead. I think I've read enough from just those two paragraphs.

>>173352618
.. Who is this Polly? Sounds retarded.

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>>173352764
>hair is always covering the face somehow
>draw eyes and eyebrows in anyway
>on everything

I suppose its his style though. I accept it, I dont have to like it.

>>173352618
I think you just answered OP's question.
If /v/ were mostly female, everyone would act like that.

>>173353036
You have no idea. Some of his old articles are still publicly viewable. You really should check them out.

>>173347745
I raged..

I use to watch Swat Kats and another show called "Mighty Max" and both those shows suddenly vanished..

I'm surprised we had Toonami for as long as we did

>>173353036
I thought that at first, too. You don't know how wrong you are. Go read the free articles - they'll blow your mind.

>>173353482
>Might Max
>Ended with a timeloop after everyone died

That really did a number on me as a kid

I once read an Interview with the head of the Plebbiest, casual developer of all time, Popcap, saying that if that were the case, someone would've created a 50 shades of grey video game by now, and that it would make sooo much money

>implying a 50 shades game would be able to be sold in most stores/platforms other than some seedy virus ridden russian torrent site

>>173353482
Mighty Max actually had an end, though. But I really do miss it. It was an excellent show.

I have all the episodes taped on vhs

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There would be countless threads about how Guys are all worthless pigs who are trash and yet at the same time, there would be a bazillion threads about videogame "Husbados" and how much they love them

Basically the same thing as /v/

>>173353723
It passes as a book (and soon to be movie) what makes you think it wouldnt be a game...

there'd be a lot more wanking over characters and a lot of fan-created content, but none of it particularly good

essentially, it'd be tumblr 2.0

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>>173352618
>Leigh Alexander

Man, I wanted to forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUPfDxC_byU

It'd be something like
">tfw when no boyfri-"

oh wait

>>173353923
I pick "because it's an erotic novel" for 400, please.

>>173353783

I remember one episode vaguely. It was viking-man-centric, and dealt with a villain that had tree stumps or something jammed into his face. Great episode.

My dick is so hard right now.

>Spamming with cats and dogs
>Husbandos
>Gossip about bf
>Most of the board will be raid by tripfags
>Circlejerking

Not better, not worst, just as shitty.

>>173353036
Thing is, despite all his video game culture bullshit he was right about a lot of things. Back in 2008 he was criticizing gaming "journalism" for the same shit you see /v/ blowing up about today.

>>173354156
this

Icy maybe arrogant and often sucks his own dick but at the same time, he is very smart and right about a lot of things

I have no idea who pays to "join" his website though....

>>173353819
you just described /cgl/ perfectly.

>>173354112
I hadn't watched swat kats in so long I had completely forgotten that vixen did strange things to my body..

You know for a kid who grew up with Sonic the Hedgehog and watched the tv show with Sally Acorn, I'm surprised I didn't get into furry.

I don't think it would be all that different than how it is now. There are already tonnes of females on this board.

That said, there would probably be more faggoty girly threads, and a lot more attention whoring tripgoddesses.

>>173353923
But she said that it would make an absolute shitton of money (obviously not exact words). If one were to consider all of the graphic sexual content, one could infer that it would be an AO rated game. Most console makers/ retail stores have policies specifically against making/selling such games, so about 95% of potential buyers would be completely alienated. Therefore, it would be an absolute moneypit.

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I'm not entirely sure what is going on in this thread but I might work on it.
I mean if you want to, /v/...

>>173354060
Yeah, that was the guy who killed Norman's father. The episode was named "The Axeman Cometh".

>>173354548
If you're not posting Calle, get out.

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>>173354459
I never liked Sally

>>173352507
Can I ask why you have that saved?

>>173354548
i want to hug that kitty girl so badly

>>173354489
on the bright side, there wouldn't be as much reddit shit or "ironic" shitposting

women just don't seem to do that

truly a blessed gender

>>173353819
>dat hypno image
hnnngngggghhhh

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>>173354694
I do have some Callie somewhere, but my collection is a mess and this thread would probably 404 before I could manage to find it.
Are you sure, anon?

>>173354680

Thanks anon, looking it up now.

I still remember clearly when the guy shouts Norman's name. Been at least 10 years.

>>173354790

Less reddit? Women? Are you stupid? Reddit is like 90% women.

WHY IS NO ONE POSTING CALLE BRIGS

GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU

>>173354680
Holy shit. I had that one episode on VHS and no other.
Seemed pretty dark for a regular cartoon, but that might've just been me thinking that at the time.

>>173350678
I don't know I was young as shit, but I loved it. I loved a handful of bad games though, like that game where you are a cartoon trex that rides a skateboard

>implying you just didn't want to start a furry thread
Fuck you OP

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>>173354534
I still own this. I see the point though.

>>173354385
Err, actually now that I've skimmed through his old article on game news rackets I'm considering joining just to see if there's any more of his stuff I could appropriate for when I get into arguments with people over this stuff. Since the site is so niche it's not like they'd know I was stealing it.

>>173355026
"Let Sleeping Dragons Lie" is a damn good one too, also dealing with some ghosts from Norman's past.

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>>173354758
I just happened to see it today on the Tek forum.

But I save battlestations/rates for reference.

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>>173355172
>E rated

>>173354696
You're a few of the bunch

I thought she was innocently seductive. Rouge though likes it rough

>>173354992
Calle or nothing.

>>173355045
I mean less shit ABOUT reddit.

/v/ has an undeniable hateboner for reddit (for good reason), but nobody seems to shut the fuck up about it (like now).

Women just don't seem to do the whole "LOL I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE STUPID YOU'RE ALL TROLLED LOL". They're either flat out stupid, less stupid, or actually intelligent. You won't really have some otherwise intelligent person constantly shitposting under the guise of being "ironic" about it.

It doesn't really outweigh the negatives that'd come about from having a predominately female board (see: tumblr for an example of a predominately female userbase), but it is a positive.

>>173355240
>>173354385
Someone on his site gave Diablo 3 4/5 in a review. I'm curious how the fuck they justified that and since there's no one who can pastebin the article for me...

>>173346991 (OP)
There would be little change, as it is the nature of /v/ to be shitty. The only difference, maybe, would be changing some terminology around that would make the common poster sound like a female. That is not likely though.

Sage for your furry bullshit pic.